brooklyn 99 lines that were made 10x better by the delivery | Comedy Bites

[@whoiseventhat]

the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.

[@Batmonthesequel]

It’s in every other compilation

[@MTheBasementReader]

​@@Batmonthesequel it should be in more, i want to hear it until my brain melts from ears

[@Samira12_]

​@@MTheBasementReaderLMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂

[@emmaholdsworth6096]

Agreed

[@PosaPunto]

​@@MTheBasementReader😂😂

[@josemaria8177]

Every Holt delivery is perfect

[@chuckwagon3718]

Andre Braugher was a fucking legend

[@_sofia.999]

"CASE"

[@EuiHwanP]

@@chuckwagon3718 I'm still not used to the "was" 😭

[@Bubaiel]

@@chuckwagon3718 he *is* a legend

[@owencoles2798]

Of course, he’s Captain Holt.

[@JaimeNyx15]

The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome

[@robc4495]

Indeed.

[@-_-Starman-_-]

I know you’re undercover as @JaimeNyx15, Holt, you won’t fool me 🤨

[@JaimeNyx15]

@@-_-Starman-_- What a foolish assumption. I am not, nor have I ever been, human male Raymond Jacob Holt, Captain of the 99th precinct of Brooklyn.

[@AlbertaGeek]

@@robc4495 Indeed indeed.

[@sockthatgotlostinthedryer11]

“do you know what it means to clap back raymond? be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏

[@sliccmang8176]

Best line

[@Clown_Syndrome]

The most hilarious line in this video 😂

[@JohnSmith-bn5mi]

The acting is really what made this stand out. Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.

[@capterson4]

Yas, queen.

[@MelchVagquest]

This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people

[@iiiiitsaurum]

And it’s incredible 🫡

[@Nol.]

For real. I hate almost everything about the police system in the US, but I absolutely love B99.

[@DamaDeLaCaguama]

Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.

[@warriorwarrior4958]

*has He's always here with us.

[@elsagreen1476]

"Why are you telling me this?" "Because no one... will ever believe you."

[@AlbertaGeek]

One of my favourite scenes. And that almost imperceptible smirk. Braugher was an absolute legend.

[@anturanggatantra2137]

Holt knew how to inflict pain😂

[@zacharybarnhart334]

Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible

[@ancestoraprotection]

Lol right

[@carmen_says_hi]

Yeah, but they never show the next day when he's all happy.

[@m_here1]

I mean it’s so iconic, you have to include it

[@wannabeepopstar]

Too real

[@LiiiiiiMa]

"yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious

[@Nebbyboy]

The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive

[@JessicaFlores-kh3nl]

My literal response was "How fucking dare you, the man has passed!" 😭

[@aesinam]

Lol didn't happen to me so I'm happy

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

That used to bother me so much that I did the KZbin premium thing where you have no ads. It has been glorious and after the trial period, I just go ahead and pay for it. Absolutely worth it!!!

[@snides712]

If it makes you feel any better, it happened to me just before BOOOOOONE?!?!?!?

[@postmetan]

FR I SCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT 😭

[@itsonlyme4812]

Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"

[@MrSpannners]

"You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!" This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.

[@jackdavinci]

What was it????

[@TheKingsPride]

@@jackdavincihe moved the podium a half inch to the left

[@ApologeticallyMee]

Yes Kevin they moved it a FULL half inch

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@ApologeticallyMee I'll tell you all about it later. I love you as well. 😁

[@donneto7686]

“Oh. Oooh, ooh n… noooo” Iconic

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

“I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉

[@eden5916]

"'Twasn't trying to" always gets me

[@awkwardkiwi]

How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am Your .. superior.. officer

[@jonarysrodriguez287]

BOONEE!!!

[@ApologeticallyMee]

⁠@@jonarysrodriguez287what happens in my bedroom is none of your business

[@djordjevicmaka]

BOOOOOOONEEEEEEE

[@dilsedesi1704]

​@@djordjevicmakaDon't ever speak to me like that

[@chauswriting]

Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas

[@A.H._]

rip Captain 🙏🏼

[@warriorwarrior4958]

GRAVITAS

[@DeathnoteBB]

0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny

[@Solitaire87]

😂😂The 2nd zoom in on Jake's face had me dying

[@Kieru88]

What do you mean by "unintentionally "? XD

[@DeathnoteBB]

‘Twas a cat

[@stepha2642]

You will not win me over with your use of "twas"

[@_ali_707]

@@stepha2642’twasn’t trying to

[@insertcreativenamehere492]

Oh my god I thought I was following her

[@_ali_707]

@@insertcreativenamehere492 KASE!

[@juliaraem]

@@_ali_707I’m gonna open this closet and show you that there’s nothing in there…

[@TheAnseup]

The bone scene is in pretty much every video but I can’t argue with the fact that it literally fits everywhere 😂

[@unluckyzen32]

The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”

[@shaughney5739]

Pekingese

[@parryyotter]

lmfao spelling Pekingese as pecanese, like it’s a language that pecans speak, is amazing.

[@yeahno.2698]

"im pretty sure thats a dog" "ya it was dark...."

[@16xthedetail76]

God that's such a good line.

[@michelle123my123bell]

pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me

[@후추좌]

"K A S E !"

[@jc3m]

This is one of my favorite line reads. That and “PAAINNN.” I’ve never seen an actor that could make one-word lines so complicated and perfect.

[@josephrichard7312]

VINDICATION!!!

[@angiadcock8196]

How this show isn’t just them giggling at their own lines for the entire run time, I’ll never know. So funny.

[@janneketip9300]

"Because no one....will ever believe you"-gotta be the coldest line Holt has delivered😂

[@AnyelaVega]

Terry saying expecting so little from scully and then him still being disappointed is so funny hahajaha😂

[@gilly_the_fish]

I think that "come on, man" disabled me for a whole half hour when I first heard it.

[@emmajaynegoins6325]

I love how Holt was in pratically in all of the clips... Andre was truly that great 💔

[@ApologeticallyMee]

„Dat really bummed me out man“ is amazing 💀

[@beatsado6529]

"I'm going to call the cops!" "I AM THE COPS" had me in stitches

[@Beverly_Dingus]

Boyle telling that guy to kill himself makes me laugh harder than almost every other joke in the show. It’s so random and out of character 😂😂😂

[@mydude9710]

Agreed, Boyle is low-key the funniest character only after captain Holt 😂😂😂

[@reanimated]

@@Beverly_DingusI cackled 😂

[@val_nvm]

"I'm a poet... and I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words" needs more appreciation

[@cosmodusty]

"CASE!" always absolutely kills me

[@deva_69]

the punch in zooms after "wiest infection" are. hilarious

[@parryyotter]

I love the prolonged silence so much

[@KeithFraser82]

"LIKE YEAST!"

[@yeahno.2698]

BOYLE SCREAMING K!LL URSELF TROY 😂😂😂😂 HAD ME SO FAR PAST CAUGHT OFF GAURD 😂😂😂

[@Meepers_the_Great]

I KNOW It’s like WHOA GOD DAHMN Charles that’s too much!!

[@harrygreen5116]

The let’s break in to the fbi has the same energy and as Jake and Charles saying nikolaj

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

honestly i love that joke format and those aren't even the only instances of it, there's another one where holt and rosa practice saying "i'm sorry"

[@Elickerjosh]

No, it’s Nikolaj

[@rockandrollfantasy86]

Considering that Holt said "I feel like I'm saying it" like Jake did, makes me think it was a call back and not just a repeated joke.

[@beefbaby9840]

I absolutely love that scene with Boyle and Holt trying to figure out how to blackmail the commissioner. "Pump pump... how's your... pump? 🤨"

[@LauraRose2000]

There are three moments in this show that genuinely make me laugh out loud every single time: both the guitar screams, and Holt’s “CASE!”

[@The_Hooman211]

"do you know what it means to clap back, Raymond? Be👏cause👏I👏do👏" -Kevin, Brooklyn 99

[@freya5842]

the call between holt and kevin after the podium prank is literally peak "ill tell you the entire story tonight" this was the entire story lmao

[@scottwilson4818]

Yas queen 'snap' to Terry still slays me.

[@ainesj]

StOp EAtiNG cRAb wROnG!

[@queenannsrevenge100]

The idea of Holt and Peralta having so many of the same cultural touchstones and geeking out over so many of the same action and cop films is just so heartwarming. God I miss Andre Braugher

[@siddoverycool]

6:45 by far my favourite Boyle line

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

BUT HOLT'S "What's up" in a sultry voice and Jake like 😳 in the background, iconic.

[@marctouss1862]

it must hav e took like 2000 takes to shoot that weist infection scene..i would have broke everytime..

[@ainerobertson78]

0:40 Holt literally went 😑🙄

[@elmv73]

“KYS TROY” that’s not something i’d expect to hear from boyle

[@mc_Ava]

my favorite is when Jake asks where his breakfast is and Holt goes, “IN MY BELLY”

[@MT-tn4ei]

May Andre Braugher Rest In Peace.

[@opheliamindgirl]

5:26 OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT DID WUNTCH DO TO YOU

[@vastro921]

Thought I had issues with my phone for a second. Good to know I'm not alone.

[@littlelemon3465]

"You wanna know how I got these scars"

[@Meepers_the_Great]

I thought I spilled sharpie on my phone

[@SleepyDragonAMVs]

I think about "because no one will ever believe you" every SINGLE day

[@HEARTS4ELL1ELAU]

"watch as I do a *dance* to *your name*... d-d-d-d-derek d-d-d-d-derek!" gets me every time

[@sensan257]

The bone scene will never not be funny because of Santiago reaction.

[@sedriaroun7487]

I love how Amy continues shuddering while Rosa is standing like idc what these idiots do while Holt is going into complete psycho mode😂😂

[@peckoms4160]

1:46 ....Dddddddderek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carmen_says_hi]

Again!

[@fhdang8978]

RIP Andre, absolutely amazing actor.

[@dewberrystar]

"'twas a cat" makes me snort-laugh every single time 😂

[@RaeWakefield]

4:42 “twitter thinks you’re a bot!” “Why?! I am a human. A human male!” Hmm that’s exactly what a bot would say 😂

[@GloriaMosiuoa]

Velvet Thunder

[@thevisitor4963]

5:54 Amy in fetal position in the chair rocking 🤣

[@RichardReifsnyder]

I've seen that episode three times and never noticed that until you pointed it out. THANK YOU. Acting is what you do while other people are saying their lines.

[@RIPJimmyA7X]

Andre Braugher was a master of comedic timing and line delivery, RIP

[@KingBeevr]

If you don't include Kevin saying "absolutely NOT!" to Jake describing the plot of The Rock during their stay at the safehouse, or Gina telling Hitchcock he's "a stone cold atrocity" at her mom's wedding to Lynn Boyle, your list is incomplete.

[@theseinstrumentals]

Holt was an excellent character beautifully portrayed. RIP Andre

[@dakshvashishtha9990]

3:46 should've added the whole clip cuz holt said "there has been a homicide" or smth like that

[@clyde15]

Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.

[@insertcreativenamehere492]

d d d d d d d d derek

[@loganroca]

RIP Velvet Thunder

[@Franiac32]

Twasnt trying to

[@Silent_Shishya]

5:37 and there it is

[@kingsathe310]

Love how most of these are from captain Holt

[@mohitkatta8458]

THAT BUMMED ME OUT MAHNN

[@jamessloven2204]

You are missing the best joke in the series. “Do you know the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination.” - A joke by Raymond Holt

[@slytherinkendi5755]

“BUT YOU SMUSHED THE BREAD!”

[@m.m.2727]

Two underrated scene with amazing delivery Jake:That’s why you don’t have an arch-nemesis, Terry, because you focus on the wrong details. Terry: Maybe I don’t have an arch-nemesis because I solve all my crimes Jake: That’s a pretty fucked up thing to say to me AND Jake: Get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line

[@lilyhirsch1707]

2:02 will never fail to make me cackle

[@LeaF-vo2mx]

Velvet Thunder will never cease to elicit something in me

[@cubsrock117]

Not to get depressing but Andre was a treasure that we never truly appreciated until he was gone

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

What about: "I just....erased....everything."

[@Red-mg4ro]

I fully expect BONE to be here.

[@yeahno.2698]

Read this as he was screaming Bone

[@KeithFraser82]

"BOOOOOOONE?!"

[@jgreeny15]

“Twas a cat” cracks me up every time

[@SaturnG_url]

“Do you know what clap back means Raymond be👏🏻cause👏🏻I👏🏻do👏🏻”

[@dawica]

6:51 caught me completely off guard

[@sincerelyparand]

the fight between Charles and Troy makes me laugh every time: "i should call the cops!" "oh you gonna call the cops??-" "yeah i'm gonna call the cops!!" "I AM A COP!!!" "oh you're a COP now!!!!" the dialogue is gold 😂

[@LeilaSafira]

*pump pump* how's your *pump* You forget to say wife Gets me everytime😂

[@Room142]

The pump scene has me in stitches every time 💀

[@meepmeep1754]

‘BONE’ never fails to be iconic 😌

[@meepmeep1754]

Plus: the hoola-hooping-I-sprained-my-wrist 😂

[@ValerieD]

I got an ad right in the middle of the BONE?! line, and now I fully understand how Cpt Holt felt.

[@johanmedioni7856]

So 7 min of Holt and bit of the others lmao.

[@allyk6920]

6:44 is incredibly underrated. I love Angry Boyle

[@lindseys8568]

“Balthazar is a thirsty b” gets me every time 😂

[@waynecarter2169]

My favourite line of Holt's was missing and i actually have it as a text notification "I THINK... I'm getting a text message... BLOOP! Ah, there it is!"

[@keyagupta235]

casting a shakespearean actor as Holt will forever have been the right move

[@tmage23]

Unsurprisingly, this is 90% Holt

[@Annie-d1v3d]

I love how it's always holt or Charles 🤣

[@xoxocessa]

“Yes sarge” “okay sarge” “come on man”

[@chelseashurmantine8153]

I think there needed to be more Terry scenes lol

[@Devyn89]

I love Holt so much 😂

[@nl5828]

“t’was a cat” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShadeScarecrow]

I love this show so much

[@marctouss1862]

ive re watched the entire series 3 times...

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

The reaction to Diaz possibly being pregnant is GOLD. The way he looked away before saying “Nooo” is hilarious.