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[@kreigthepsycho]

"Someone just came in to try and find her dalmatian coat" Supporting his father I see

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Also love the cruella devil reference

[@eeshasridhar5929]

One of my favorite burns 🔥

[@pea8868]

THIS. ONE OF THE BEST METHINKS

[@sureindubitably3771]

@@mckenzie.latham91 same, it's so good

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

I like how Gina was legit about to repeat the burn she and Emily just read out loud to Amy.

[@davidf2244]

That really made the joke.

[@sponge4270]

Can someone write down what she said? I cant understand what she said.

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

Gina: Hey Amy what did one graphing calculator say to the other one. Amy: What? Gina: Why does this sad lady own two of us.

[@sponge4270]

@@chinwekeleizuzu9561 hha tyty

[@camodew3316]

Gina reminds me of a young Penny Marshall from laverne and shirley

[@metin5408]

everytime Madelin and Captain Holt are in the same room you know it's about to go down

[@franzbbuih3231]

When that haopens i guees you could say its wunch time!

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

your post was at 199 likes, and when i liked it it jumped to 202

[@elorine5682]

That's why Holt and Gina are easy to get along with each other, they talk savagery

[@rambot670]

@@Dirtbike-k2x Funny, the exact same thing happened with three other people!!

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Blackbankai 03 More like WUNCHKINLAND!

[@nabi6846]

that’s why Capt. Holt and Gina got the same result on the personality test they took.

[@DJisAwesome]

You mean they were both I9C3G6?? Lmaooo

[@lisab4395]

@@DJisAwesome that was a horrible apology from content to tone.

[@tbpdesigns8282]

Bro soooo trur

[@tbpdesigns8282]

*true

[@serenn91]

@@lisab4395 glad to see you’re cheery hen

[@secondsun6963]

“Boston, that’s so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches there?”

[@Yasminjames2011]

It was one of the best quotes

[@DramaBricks]

"This is amazing. "

[@emphaticjam4381]

Woah! That was exactly what it said in the video.

[@jzthereaper100]

@@emphaticjam4381 you dont say?!

[@zarahjoyce5143]

i feel like this show can teach me so much on how to insult someone without cursing at them

[@thenaughtygemini]

or making fun of someone for their gender/sexuality/mental illness which is what most comedy is today bc apparently being an asshole is 3edgy

[@woodkaramel]

@@thenaughtygemini they never made fun of someone because of those things in b99

[@thenaughtygemini]

@@woodkaramel yeah, thats what i said.....

[@woodkaramel]

@@thenaughtygemini oh ok

[@thenaughtygemini]

@Butt McAss buddy, its not a standard -- most comedy still isnt like that so i havent been living under anything

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

"There has been a ton of crime in my neighbourhood and the cops there are bad". This has to be the best burn in B99

[@zackzhang6394]

Chinwekele Izuzu Yeah... I knoooow

[@groundzero1041]

?

[@JimBean175]

3,000 likes

[@cheeseperson9983]

It’s actually and the police in my precent are bad

[@maya-oq8ux]

@@cheeseperson9983 it's actually precinct, you grackle. HAHAHA jk jk

[@iplayonatoaster5406]

i still think the Holt and Rosa "you know what we do to snakes" "skin 'em" "who would want troll skin boots?" "I thought you said she was a snake" "The devil comes in many forms" Burn on Madelyn was the best thing ever.

[@dishadham9565]

The way Rosa nods after that gives me life😂😂

[@angela-ul2dk]

THAT ONE WAS AMAZING

[@ashequitaj]

timestamp?

[@Jeusan]

I love the "Do you have herpes?" from Gina. The fact that she's not even trying to be clever about it just makes me burst.

[@zahrah8512]

Jeusan Gina was always the bedt

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

@『Leafy』 Gina, Gina is the bedt.

[@luiss428]

i love this too HAHAHAHHA

[@sparriax3379]

A: “At high school, I was voted as the most appropriate” J: “Ooh, self burn! Those are rare”

[@vomitdog1]

Sparriax Gina is a g

[@vomitdog1]

That’s who u are talking about right

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

@@vomitdog1 no it was jake

[@Dominate955]

I'm sure it was Gina that said that

[@Sonarman77]

If the "A" and "J" in the original comment didn't tip you off, it was between Amy and Jake.

[@CharliePetricor]

"Madeline, I wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing" I use that one all the time 😂😂😂

[@UIAL570]

Charlie Petricor I know right??!!!

[@annarose9177]

I read that right when it happened😂

[@samiharahman1700]

“If Madeline leaves, all the children will sing” What children All children

[@Zero.timelord]

I will have to

[@jakepullman4914]

How many Madelines do you know?

[@kathleenpaniagua4143]

I was waiting for: "Wunch, if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

"Damn! She paused you". The way that line was delivered mehn...

[@Joffe.]

I really just read the title as “Best burns: fire emoticon, fire emoticon, fire emoticon” in a Holt voice

[@seraben7100]

Bruhhh

[@oliveroates]

I thought Holt didn't have emojis on his phone

[@bars0922]

I read yours in holt's voice. 😂

[@nyr3n914]

@@oliveroates you're right ,he doesn't,he wouldn't be able to read fire emoticon ,but a box with a question mark.

[@zahrah8512]

Nyr3n Best burns box with a question mark box with a question mark and yet another box with a question mark What does that mean

[@mookie77]

No one: Gina: “dO yOu HaVe HeRpEs?”

[@sonicthefrogedhog8656]

They’re handing out sTdS soRrY bUt i wAs iTcHiNg tO sAy iT

[@angelenriquez7658]

I swear I love how Gina was ..... less subtle about the joke lol

[@TitoPopoy]

Do you have Her Piece. Don’t make it too obvious. 🤣

[@IanWeaver]

"Sticks and stones, Raymond." "Describing your breakfast?" SAVAGE.

[@royykahangwe]

been scrolling to find this

[@raph9556]

3:30 I love how they all make puns to tease Charles about his “std” wedding invite and Gina doesn’t try at all and just blatantly asks “do you have herpes” 😂😂

[@gen4john660]

I love that Amy starts it.

[@angela-ul2dk]

4:58 J: "someone just came in to try and find her dalmatian coat" one of the things i love about the nine-nine is that if someone hates someone the whole squad hates them.

[@ananya808]

And that's on loyalty

[@Yuval.Ronen2010]

Two words that will prove otherwise: peanut butter Actually if you think about it the 99 hate a lot of people out of jealousy (Charles hates Jake's friend from the Bitsy Boys, Jake the handsome crossword solver and then there is the one who is obsessed with this person and the one who can't stand this person). But yes, when something really serious happens, the Nine Nine are one united and loyal bunch of haters

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

Gina and Terry chilling behind the one-way mirror eating popcorn to watch Holt and Madeline's epic roast battle is so funny and wholesome. They love and respect their captain so much they'll cheer him on because they want him to come out on top 🔥❤

[@theinternet4040]

AbbaZabbaOlyFrn and who wouldn’t want to watch a man fight a crocodile

[@gudduentertains]

That's what she said

[@MidasButSilver]

How come you didnt include the scene with Holt and Wuntch where they go: W: Oh, so youve got a little audience to this stunt. H: Yes, well, who wouldnt want to see a man fight a crocodile. THATS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE EVER

[@phoebeferg6623]

My favourite one is “look Gina, is that a talking raisin

[@DramaBricks]

"Madeline, I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing." Classic 😂😂😂

[@avengerwidow9]

THEY SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED HOLT'S "WUNTCH TIME" BURN!!!!

[@debjoy12]

BOOM DID IT!! HAD IT BOTH WAYS!! HA HA! *no regrets*

[@noreengamingroblox417]

YESSS!

[@adamdoyle1516]

Before this show ends we need an episode where holt and wuntch get stuck in a small room together and we get a whole episode of them burning each other. Edit: this was written before wuntch died

[@theinternet4040]

Adam Doyle yeahhhhhhh!

[@shirenkaul5398]

y e s

[@jennyvecchione4732]

Adam Doyle oh this comment is sad in hindsight

[@GradyBaby13]

Oh Adam Doyle, sit down, for I have bad news for thee.......she dead

[@adamdoyle1516]

Yeah i know :( rip wuntch

[@roquelleroqueramone4340]

3:50 Terry flexing the salt and pepper shakers. Ingenious 'stume.

[@nathanprime2434]

OMG I JUST SAW

[@lobo5274]

Should've put them upside down

[@vanshikaatrevadia2093]

'stume caught up the trend

[@zahrah8512]

*The fact that Gina is present for basically all of these just show how she was the (if not one of them) best character on the show (excluding Jake)*

[@arturoortega8564]

my list goes something like this 1. Holt 2. Gina 3. Jake 4. Amy 5. Rosa 6. Terry 7. Boyle and as of the non regulars 1. Wuntch 2. Kevin 3. Pimento 4. The male prostitute 5. The Vulture

[@RomonicaDiGregory]

@@arturoortega8564 Your list doesn't have Scully or Hitchcock

[@arturoortega8564]

@@RomonicaDiGregory I don't care for any of them, srry

[@aakanshakumar]

Omg ..Holt and Gina are basically the same personality but on the opposite side of spectrum

[@bruhdude1132]

Wuntch vs Holt and their insults is always a treat to watch.

[@imwatchinberniemac]

I love how everyone was using double entendres to make fun of Charles and Gina just says ‘do you have herpes’. That’s why she’s my favorite. Can’t believe they cut her

[@laughaway7955]

From what Ive heard, she herself wants out.

[@eadaoinmurphy20]

They didn't cut her she wanted time out for her personal life

[@zahrah8512]

anthony reed Gina and Jake where always the best and so similar and now Gina’s gone and the show has declined majorly

[@mfc3553]

No cutting here, she left to work on other things, and she has an open door to come back whenever she wants.

[@SilverCyan]

she literally had a child

[@aurelien5747]

When they’re joking about Charles STDs letter Jake could’ve finished with “I’ll stop being irritating” and it would’ve been the cherry on top of the cake

[@jayjay31337]

Nah, that sucks.

[@TheGodThatNeverFail2]

And this is why the script is written by actual professionals

[@ohplsstop9634]

"Nice burn Bob" in Holt's voice is just brilliant

[@beckhampang191]

Olivia was such a great rival. An actually great person and a friendly rivalry

[@chinwekeleizuzu9561]

With just a few words Hitchcock steals every scene.

[@krakenwarrior3237]

You misspelled Gina.

[@zahrah8512]

Kraken Warrior 😂

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

"I have an STD" 😂😂😂🤣

[@Nomski.]

Are you Nigerian?

[@raymondjones7423]

@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn Do you have herpes? 😂

[@caseys2698]

3:34 Gina saying this kills me every time 😂 So direct and blunt, it’s so Gina and works so well in this scene!

[@chimichanga269]

3:30 Everone actually thinking of creative jokes Gina: DO YOU HAVE HERPES?

[@shreydeshmukh3775]

Boyle : Do I look like Jake to you ? Amy : What?! Boyle : Do I look like Jake to you ? Amy : No ! not at all ! Boyle : Then why are you trying to screw me up ?

[@VardrunCRidleyKnight]

*screw me

[@metin5408]

the goop in the eye one was amazing

[@therandom58]

Metin Özkaya I don’t get that one

[@colemurphy99]

Razor58 You find one of their flaws and point it out before they even get a chance to speak. It’s kind of a power move

[@metin5408]

No i meant how he re used it with the mirror

[@ny6978]

The joke about American Girl is from Angela in The Office

[@zoozoozaazaa]

That's just what I thought when I heard it

[@lambohh8172]

Well its same writers

[@juliacastro8505]

They reference The Office several times

[@Kaxology]

That little dance that Holt did after he roasts the commissioners is the best!

[@sincerelymason]

🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

[@reaperofburgers]

I love that Gina just straight up says "do you have herpes?"

[@kiannonmars804]

"You grackle." I use it all the time😭😂

[@0megaFan]

Amy: Will your first dance be to, "You Give Me Fever?" Terry: Will you be serving crabs at the reception? Gina: DO YOU HAVE HERPES? :D I... Love Gina and I miss her very much

[@criticalhit9626]

“besides I come off quite youthful” “you just said hucksters crutch”

[@davidf2244]

Sticks and stones was one of my favorite jokes from the show.

[@luckylibrarising]

"Sticks and stones, Raymond" "Describing your breakfast?" Thee sickest burn I've heard!--and so quick.

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

"I would give you more details but someone just came in to try to find her dalmatian coat."

[@eraoftheday5942]

A bowling ball falling on Gina's head during her childhood speaks volumes.

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Crawford and Holt’s relationship is like a more friendly rivalry version of his feud with Wuntch, but still contained to competitive sportsmanship. Not that anything with bars would contain Wuntch, her crab like hands can cut through any form of pipe.

[@emmaray6215]

Hahaha crab hands, noice one!!!

[@olatundedave]

"Actually, I was calling you a goat, you goat" 😂😂😂

[@manasiiyampillay3694]

"May the better candidate win." "She will." DAAAAAAAMN CRAWFORD

[@BungawaMuthoni]

Crawford was the best crossover ever. B99 x Fargo

[@akhan9960]

We all knew the majority of these burns were gonna be by Holt and Gina.

[@dani31t]

3:56 Gina dressing up as a cop for Halloween between a bunch of cops dressing up as other stuffs is such a subtle and delicate burn

[@siennabroadhead4237]

*I’m the new candidate for the commissioner* holt: “oh” Gina: “ExUsE mE?”

[@Paragon13]

The best one: “Judging by the fire, it could be a livestream.” Context: (spoilers) Wuntch died and left a video behind for Holt. In the video, she is sitting on a chair in front of a fire. Holt and Rosa watch it and Holt asks how she made the video if she’s dead. The above quote is Rosa’s response.

[@SuperLadyDanger]

Rosa asking Wunch’s nephew “who gets the other half of every child’s nightmares,” remains my favorite burn!

[@VANhasVOICE]

The very last one... I'm not sorry, but the best slow motion Jake was when Doug Judy convinced Jake to wear full white suit.

[@samiai8905]

It's a good thing Holt isn't part of the fire department, they'd never get anything done.

[@Annie-gn8gh]

Gina saying "Captain Crawford is here to see you" after she is already in the office always gets me 😂😂😂😂

[@sammy-shines1328]

Best burn in this show is “ive never been more proud of you for anything in your life” “Ive solved a lot of cases for you” “And yet crime has continued”

[@wessenwolf]

I love all of the costumes. How the one of holt is so simple yet from him an enourmous thing to do, amy's being super last minute, rosas allowing her to still carry her weaponry, terry shaking the salt and pepper in the first shot of the group and gina being a police-officer for once. Brilliant.

[@fallenangelofoz8726]

"I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland."

[@carolea1629]

8:00 *I'm in looove with those slow mo/music scenes* 😍

[@istealjewels6465]

I miss Gina

[@joshuagingrich3881]

We all do

[@jojojonine]

Same

[@sovatanakao9073]

same

[@zahrah8512]

I Steal Jewels I was going to say we all do but I was beat to it

[@dewberrystar]

"You grackle" said with that straight face never gets old 😅

[@francescagrunderson7578]

did anyone else notice gina was dressed as a cop for halloween

[@Sad.Purple.unicorn]

the STD scene was hilarious

[@reubenthememegod]

It looked so genuine thats y

[@KasbashPlays]

5:01 - a Disney reference... 5:06 - Followed by yet another Disney reference from the one man nobody expected it to come from. This show is pure class.

[@nickjack1696]

I like how Gina is in all of these

[@peach5764]

‘Best burns’ and it’s all Gina

[@entertain7us148]

*”huckster’s crutch”* 🤣🤣

[@paolafrias]

I love when Gina and holt are shady together 6:25

[@Hitme410]

Who would've thought that I'd miss Gina so much, but here we are

[@ashton1179]

My list of things that made me laugh 1:11 YoU CraCkLe 3:32 Everyone makes sly puns about the STDs Charles was giving out but Gina just asks *”Do yOu HaVe HerPes”* 4:58 Everyone In the Precinct notifies Holt that Wunch is there by using nicknames 6:34 JoHnS ForEhEad

[@maevewalker9477]

why is no one talking about 1:07 I couldn’t stop laughing at their reaction

[@nigelwurayayi2794]

Everyone: *cleverly thought out STD joke* Gina: "Do you have herpes?" Hitchcock: "I have an STD"

[@aminsayyad6097]

3:33 Gina not caring about a pun and straight up asking "Do you have herpes?" LMAO

[@gisforhungry]

i love that gina and jake have known each other since they were younger. that’s why they have the best burns like their dad 😂

[@melissarobbiani5219]

“So much time with your ear to the pavement it’s a pity a truck didn’t run over your head” BEST BURN IN B99 HISTORY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@todessehnsucht]

I just love Amy's "c'mon man, not cool" on that one hahaha

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikr it’s so cute

[@hephaestus6365]

I love that its not about which would be better as commish but who is more historically significant.

[@mahakhan884]

3:51 Terry 👏👏👏 Also..... Nice burn Bob.

[@rkmanzo]

6:40 who you talking to I invented the pause. 6:59 damn she paused you 😆😆

[@songbird6414]

“Is your first dance gonna be to “you give me fever”?” “Will you be serving crabs at the reception?” “ *do you have herpes* “

[@Yung_daniel98]

1:25 terry’s reaction seems so fake but hilarious

[@anthonythompson403]

Anyone realize most of these burns involve scenes with Gina! 🤣 she is savage

[@IGNWv44]

"Sticks and stones, Raymond" "Describing your breakfast?" I love that so much and I have no clue why

[@cydneykamm125]

I wonder how many times they had to shoot that scene before everyone stoped laughing.😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shayleereubenicht8433]

Cydney Kamm what scene

[@DLFLux]

“Describing your breakfast” will always be the goat

[@eboooo]

I love Holt and that roach raisin lady

[@barbaracataldo566]

"Coolest guy ever, try telling that to Alan Greenspan". Saved the best for last.😂😂😂

[@larsmonsen88]

"Sticks and stones, Raymond! - Describing your breakfast?" is the best onexD

[@criticalhit9626]

-“besides, i come off quite youthful” -“you just said ‘hucksters crutch’”

[@avengerwidow9]

since goat stands for "greatest of all time" in our modern slang, holt was technically complementing wuntch by saying she's a goat

[@Deangirl86]

natalia alianovna A goat isn’t the same as THE goat.

[@deansqwilliams8821]

Dean girl has a point. The difference is "A greatest of all time" vs "The greatest of all time"

[@fissilewhistle]

Holt is neither modern nor does he use slang.

[@nataliecahillsoo4215]

8:06 i just realised holt was also the black dude in primal fear 😂🤣

[@afton1650]

Basically, you could take any conversation between Holt and Wunch and make an entire burn compilation out of it.

[@paulinefarrington9632]

nobody: gina: d0 yOU haVe hErPeS?

[@chatiaro8172]

H: May the better candidate win O: She will This was the best

[@primerex6935]

The jump from 1:30 to 1:40 shows how much Gina has changed Still love her💚💚

[@TheNevabee]

Watching two officers higher than your rank in an interogation room while eating popcorn. Boom 💥 Wunch and Holt has the best burns in the whole series ever.

[@mephistopheles858]

"You may have uh, little goop in your eye" The way he thinks that that's a burn 😂😂😂😂

[@daniellynch5703]

Love the video. Great job man, you really know how to make these compilations!