DRINKING ON THE JOB | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[@dvid51524]

"The alcohol has render me a simpleton" gotta love captain Holt

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

David U And he's alliterating like a BEATNIK!

[@adamdebenham6229]

SIMP

[@xenon8117]

David U Holt would be so disappointed by you. Rendered

[@danyalmalik3972]

Ya bois turnt

[@steezburger609]

Wait a minute; I have an idea

[@mikey_vengenz]

The way Holt said "paiiiiiin" was kind of horrifying lol

[@Tara-rf5pz]

Timestamp?

[@IntreeguingStorees]

It came up right as I was reading this comment

[@kylieconnor6540]

Frrrr😭😭😭

[@valerietodoroki8248]

The way he said it was lowkey a mood 😌💅🖤

[@rugminirkrishnan6934]

It was pretty painful.

[@theycalledme4776]

“WANNA GET A CAB?” *scully has a stroke*

[@travishood9224]

We must see 7 drink Amy

[@jimlahey3919]

She startled him. Not excited him. He jumped as soon as her mouth opened

[@midimidori4699]

"the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton" If I had a nickel for every time..

[@songbird6414]

I absolutely love how 4-drink Amy just morphs in sexualities depending on who’s around her

[@sosrslysydney168]

Haha yeah

[@trever2244]

Yeah, I can relate. We absorb and respond to who's nearest to us. No situational awareness. I've been accused of being gay and bisexual because of the comments I make to dudes. I see it as just being secure with make straight self without any ego.

[@comedicsociopathy]

@@trever2244 That's because it is. Too many people are just uptight and take everything too seriously.

[@bxby_doll6796]

i stg the sexualities of the b99 characters just remind me of that one human theory that everyone is bi to some extent or another. the b in brooklyn nine nine must stand for bisexual

[@dementor6440]

Now we know why the jake and amy did it after 4 shots

[@curry7101]

1 Drink Amy: Spacey Amy 2 Drink Amy: Loud Amy 3 Drink Amy: Dancepants Amy 4 Drink Amy: Pervert Amy 5 Drink Amy: Confident Amy 6 Drink Amy: Loner and Sad Amy 7 Drink Amy: Unknown 8 Drink Amy: Equestrian Amy 9 Drink Amy: French Amy

[@jacksonskyline]

1K Subs With Videos? I’ve never heard French Amy!

[@francescomuccio2894]

@@jacksonskyline We have not seen her but only heard of her in season 7

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

1 Drink Terry: Terry Dance Pants.

[@charlesboyle2181]

3 drink Amy is Amy dance pants

[@lisachaffin3671]

I think u mean amy dancepants

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

"...and that's why you shouldn't drink" "Being drunk sounds terrible" "Hallo Amy I didn't see you there. How did the wedding go?"

[@bushidotestu1997]

Terry: fun drunk Rosa: charismatic drunk Amy: troublesome drunk Gina: blunt drunk Jake: weird drunk Boyle: depressing drunk Holt:slightly relaxed drunk but not drunk enough to lose the stoicism Hitchcock and skully Id imagine just what you’d expect

[@jplegend98]

Hitchcock an skully are the sleepy drunks

[@carlyfallon6304]

Hitchcock is the only one that still makes sense while smashed

[@Izmael1310]

Amy and Rosa sexy as fuck and that is good for me :D

[@mcnoneya]

carly fallon oh yeah

[@patrickorourke41]

Terry Dance Pants is more like it!

[@chocolatemetalmilk2685]

My favorite part of the scene where confident amy tries to arm wrestle terry is the fact that they cut away before they start, meaning that there is at least the smallest chance that amy won

[@narnarbelair9710]

Schrödinger's Amy

[@jjobeyy]

no there isnt

[@songbird6414]

@@jjobeyyyou’re right because Amy absolutely won

[@pforgottonsoul]

so drunk rosa just gets everyone else drunk lol.

[@adityadua6867]

The way Scully falls when Amy shouts "wanna get a cab?"is so fucking hilarious

[@aviezerscop401]

Drunk Rosa is wise and supportive and also very pessimistic I love her

[@beelipson2653]

We must see 7 drink Amy

[@charlestoncooper5265]

Bella Lipson apparently 9 drink Amy is an equestrian

[@lilybean9585]

8 drink Amy is an equestrian 9 drink Amy speaks French I’m pretty sure

[@charlestoncooper5265]

@@lilybean9585 that seems right

[@lilyx3433]

We know 1,2,3,4,5,6,8 and I think 9 yet seven drink Amy has always been a mystery I'm intrigued

[@unfabulouslyfabulous]

I think she just blacks out

[@torakunoichi]

Shh shh shh narc Rosa whispering that when Amy walks in just shows how good their relationship is

[@andrewbloom7694]

I'd think Gina could be friends with any of the 3, 4, or 5 drink amys. Ones a dancer, one's a pervert, ones ridiculously overconfident. Together they basically make one gina lol

[@m.m1260]

So sad that Rosa pouring Tequila into the flat iron to "make Tequila steam" wasn't included

[@poojadhanuka7148]

Which episode?

[@stutid582]

@@poojadhanuka7148 Cop - Con -> when they went to that police conference thing and threw a party I think, I could be wrong

[@yaphong-weijonathan2683]

@@stutid582 Yes. You are right. It was the scene after Holt gave that presentation.

[@MarkTheTreeManVann]

"Sometimes a wise man must become drunk to spend time with his fools" Ernest Hemingway~

[@slugakristov8343]

I like that.

[@AndyStarzs1]

That’s just a guilty man’s excuse to his wife on why he was out late at night and smells like alcohol.

[@MarkTheTreeManVann]

@@AndyStarzs1 Earnest Hemingway was a full blown alcoholic, why he ended up eating the barrel of his favorite shotgun... lmao, you saw thru the guise though you get a gold star.

[@saveryalike800]

But holt has TV in his bedroom, we saw that when squad was invited to Holts birthday party and amy, terry and jake was trapped in the bathroom.

[@yeah_i_likeCartoons]

Explains his time with the Fitzgeralds

[@zbr76]

2:24 is an underrated moment. The perp's resistance followed by Jake's pointing out the obvious while hungover... it just comes together PERFECTLY. 😂

[@bumiusuju232]

Did no one notice when Jake was super hungover, Amy bought him a coffee? Before they even got togther

[@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970]

@@RobsonOliveira-ph9ej Can't relate

[@kittens4brains]

awwwwwwwwww 🥰🥰🥰

[@yvefrancois5928]

They were desk buddies before they dated! And they had beautiful flirty banter

[@Digmer]

also jake noticed that amy was late for the first time ever, stole the list she tossed of her flaws and helped her with it and drunk texted HER while bonding with the reporter. all before even admiting he was into her.

[@Catzzzz187]

“Hello Amy didn’t see you there, how did the wedding go?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@countvladislausdragulia7414]

Amy at Rosa's wedding be like "You were supposed to destroy the drunks, not join them! Bring sobriety to the bride, not leave her in drunkenness!"

[@EphPhaThaINC]

What’s kind of crazy is that even though “six drink Amy” was revealed to as “sad Amy” that ultimately she did finally become friends with Gina.

[@SensationalBanana]

Charles Boyle might just be my favourite TV character ever. He's so helpful, so kind, so genuine, so funny.

[@philcoulson03]

But holt has TV in his bedroom, we saw that when squad was invited to Holts birthday party and amy, terry and jake was trapped in the bathroom.

[@melinam6543]

Exactly

[@kathrynholt5182]

phil coulson that’s what I was thinking

[@philcoulson03]

@@kathrynholt5182 ikr maybe sometimes writers do forget little things like this

[@sharpe227]

No,they make no mistakes ,that was a room with a bed not Holts Bedroom.

[@plaguedvenice]

His “tell” is using contracted words!!! That’s why he said “which is why I don’t” :D

[@cahmar9642]

I just realised amy had 4 🥃🥃🥃🥃shots on her first date with jake. 🤔😧😏

[@cascadeoceanwavesblues]

why do you think they broke the rule 😏😂

[@cahmar9642]

😂😉🤣

[@kaiden__gooch2000]

that actuall makes sence

[@katedoherty323]

C Ahmar omg that’s why they broke a Roll

[@omkarbarve1974]

Lalie Aussibal oh...smart

[@edm240b9]

Anyone notice how Rosa dances along with Amy as she drinks another beer? I’ve always found that funny.

[@Sough]

"Drinking on the job" *just parties and bars

[@sharadakc1206]

The "WANNA GET A CAB" gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂♥️

[@ianstephenson9721]

4:07 One of the best lines of the series

[@ianstephenson9721]

@L Zil Do you understand what "one of" means

[@jollygoodshow5473]

@@ianstephenson9721 BOOOONNNE

[@parryyotter]

Rosa’s love of Nancy Meyers is my favorite character trait.

[@rayzilla]

peach juice and champagne? what am i six?

[@afsheensyed8250]

Omg I think I love uuu

[@bigmmusic2486]

Quarintine got me tiktoking simp

[@francescomuccio2894]

"Few moments later" BELLINI 🥂🥂🥂

[@beckhampang191]

8:30 This sentence, Boyle looks better than normal. Must've been the shirt being fitting and non beige

[@bugsbitch6919]

Beckham Pang for real he looked so good 💀

[@rhhhhr647]

Found genevieve's burner account

[@nadiarocha-sersanti2422]

Drunk Holt is still way smarter than me...

[@malenadraper8805]

5:10 just picturing a happy young Boyle drinking mead at a Renaissance fair. Could this be my new happy place?

[@lilyx3433]

Since Amy started dating jake she really loosened up caus before her and jake they only knew up to five drink Amy but now they know one through 9 apart from seven 😂

[@inihccecb1924]

7 is an equestrian

[@anthonymedina9425]

@@inihccecb1924 no 8 is the equestrian

[@metin5408]

I cant believe the mango yoghurt speech didnt make it

[@IgorKiller3011]

watching a B99 video ad plays in the middle of it it's a B99 ad

[@aviezerscop401]

Sameeee

[@CyclingUrchin]

Paaaaaaiiiiiinnnn

[@zillailluhr]

Cycling Urchin lmao

[@madlad_2005]

Cycling Urchin BOOOOONEEEEEE !!!!!

[@raima6877]

That’s it

[@meredithgrey7391]

VINDICATIOOOOON

[@vardhman]

I use this GIF so much 🤣🤣🤣

[@ninjachannel007]

"Look, the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton." Ha ha, Holt's self-contradicting lines.

[@astonherbert7264]

When Captain Holt said about not having a TV in his room at 1:47. That wasnt true because in an earlier episode when Holt had a party around his house Amy went up stairs into his room to find something that they both relate to. She was going through TV show recording in his bedroom.

[@kimaya1994]

Oh my God, yes!

[@dipz6479]

Stole that from me

[@astonherbert7264]

@@dipz6479 I'm sorry. But actually I didnt read any of the comments before I wrote it. So i didnt know know u found it first.

[@TheGoodContent37]

Wrong. He may have learned the TV in the bedroom fact AFTER that party and before the episode shown here therefore he got rid of the TV in his room. The writing on this show is perfect, PERFECT and every single detail is addressed or left with a reasonable doubt...

[@astonherbert7264]

@@TheGoodContent37 I love this show so much. But I didn't pick out the writing mistake to hate on the show. It's just something the writers overlooked. And ur not wrong the writing is PERFECT no doubt about it.

[@giagem404]

Aww, Amy is the one Jake texts when he's drunk

[@moviegal6000]

WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT 7 DRINK AMY IS!!!!

[@verynormalusername]

Erica O'Brien dead 😂

[@cyrillmcduff6723]

i thought they mentioned 8 drink amy in the cop-con episode? jumping a horse into the pool 😆

[@blackcanary4222]

@@cyrillmcduff6723 yeah 8 drink amy is an equestrian and 9 drink amy is french amy i think? But we don't know what 7 drink amy is

[@alyaaamir1594]

@@blackcanary4222 don't forget she is not good at it lol

[@skipjackboy]

1:16 anyone else notice the glass vanish from Amy's hand? Gina is a witch!

[@hariomkushwaha9773]

Amy gave it to gina

[@jacksonskyline]

Hariom Kushwaha yes, but the scene of Amy giving the glass back isn’t present

[@hariomkushwaha9773]

@@jacksonskyline yeah, you are right

[@terryguerra1010]

"Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six?!" I just imagine a really refined 1st grader gettin sloshed lol.

[@dramallamarama5300]

7:36 Hitchcock: “BEER ME!” *Headshot* *THUMP* Party: ... ... ... YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Don’t know why but this scene cracks me up every time!

[@carosene]

Extremely definitely heterosexual Rosa: "To Genevieve's butt!"

[@taylerrobere6365]

She’s bisexual it’s like a whole plot line

[@crickety6092]

1:46 he’s such a liar I love him

[@_yoobitches_8431]

drunk rosa is the most precious thing i’ve ever seen🥺

[@taykeandre6758]

“Goodbye, Four Drink Amy! ...sloppy sicko.” 😂😂 I miss Gina so much.

[@KhanSaab-pi6sw]

Charles to robot: "You think you're so much better than me...you're right" Idk why this is so funny to me😂😂😂😂

[@pinkgiraffe378]

Drunk Rosa is so amazing!!! 😂😊👍👌❤😍

[@elisasanchez8926]

“Hello Amy I didn’t see you there. How did the wedding go?” Will forever be iconic

[@STAROMEGA54]

BEER ME !! ( cracked skull)

[@Depetong]

I like how Rosa's vibing at 0:22

[@mr.l8723]

8:06 Terry feels bad 😂😂😂😂

[@artemisagrotera9230]

"Peach Juice and Champagne, what am i 6?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Eli-xw7de]

1:36 is probably one of the most underrated holt moments

[@breathing_helium_art]

The fact that there's a compilation of drinking for a police show is so funny

[@TaylorL333]

Everyones waiting for 7 drink Amy now

[@xxvcm]

I love how Terry just put his arm up like “not again” 😂😂

[@indianajones4321]

Can we get Jake and Holt quarantined?

[@moizashfaq6119]

We already have that.......look it up

[@kathrynholt5182]

When they got the mumps

[@IndianaJonas96]

CASE!!!!?!?

[@tyronechinjen1523]

5:42 is the cutest thing I've seen

[@adityamishra2980]

"Alcohol has rendered me a simpleton"

[@rum_coke_17]

Terry gettin sad drunk over his kids getting older

[@Ahmed-th1li]

The way he said "PAAAAAAAAIIN" is just so good

[@Bonestheskeleton]

Every time Rosa’s drunk my crush on her multiplies by 100

[@sosrslysydney168]

Even drink 4 Amy questions her sexuality when rosas around haha

[@erinstojkov9300]

I love that Holt was drunk off to the side 😂

[@teddypicker077]

1:47 but in the first season, at Holt’s birthday party, Amy, Terry and Jake are in his bedroom and he has one in there! 😮

[@emmersenxoxo]

That's what I thought too

[@pinkgiraffe378]

They are all hilarious drunk lol. 😂

[@jennacampbell7]

I love the Santiago’s Drunk Scale it’s so iconic 😭

[@nicknyethesaxguy894]

Is all of this show as funny as this? Cause if so I might have to see this

[@heidia.2448]

Yes it’s the best show ever

[@teletubboi6929]

YES ID IIIISSSSSSS

[@beaujauregui60]

Absolutely

[@michaelramsey82]

It totally is! Definitely worth a watch, especially the first 5 seasons.

[@whocares9505]

I know this comment is 4 months old but if you haven’t watched B99 it’s still on Hulu.

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

Do it i believe in you Throw it i believe in you😂😂

[@ColesonKavouras]

I will never not die laughing at Jake getting impaled by Terry’s firework

[@Purgeeyyy]

4:20 😉 best scene ever in my opinion

[@ananyamurali603]

Drunk Rosa is amazing haha

[@leavemealone1530]

It just occurred to me that holt was lying when he said he doesn’t have a tv in his room. He used a contraction!! That’s his tell

[@rashmideshpande9141]

"Turn off your mouth siren"😂😂Should have been in this video...

[@AustinChurch95]

1:50 when Captain Raymond Holt said he doesn’t have a TV in the bedroom, this is incorrect. Whenever Jake, Amy and Terry ended up in Holt’s bedroom during that fancy party. Amy was browsing what they were recently watching on their TV

[@sashimiroll5055]

Peralta is pretty hot, but he’s no shirtless Chris Evans as the Human Torch.

[@Markthewolf23]

“Beer me!!!!” Get hit in the back of the head Hilarious and I love that scene

[@TheCherrykye]

"Is it everything you drumt of?" "It's what drumts were made of"

[@gurusaran7504]

"Amy Dancepants"

[@sameerkashyap1750]

I love how Terry's hand is huge compared to Amy's in the arm wrestling bit.

[@onggiangvonguyen3341]

Love this video! Thanks for posting this ^^

[@Alex11554]

It seems to me that all-wheel drive is four-wheel drive, 😂

[@IntreeguingStorees]

"Do it!...I believe in you"

[@kasrakhatir]

7:45 I don't know why but Hitchcock is hilarious in that scene

[@VishalGupta-ni2tb]

"You'll never get me". "We already got you idiot". 😄

[@carlosallen5905]

"Turn off your mouth 🚨 siren" 😂😂

[@emmaray6215]

7:50-8:20 is what I came here for!😂🤣

[@renel8964]

"the alcohol has rendered me as simpleton" 🤣

[@rohansaxena4751]

1:51 LIARRR Holt does have a tv in his room😂

[@tastytears2008]

1:42 anyone know what song that is? :p found it! Get It In · Lee Richardson · Richard Macklin · Tom Ford thank you shazam! xD

[@Ryanjleary]

Need the scenes of the squad competing against the firefighters in Shaws bar in the drink off competition.

[@sireeshaputcha]

I’m a human torch!!!

[@TheRealDeval]

Jake: turn off your mouth siren. Pure hilarity

[@ahza1628]

I was expecting them to run into bradly cooper and his friends while doing that hangover style retracing

[@NANICU]

What about the drinking challenge with the firefighters?

[@coolst0rybruh]

"The alcohol has rendered me a simpleton"

[@fransuke12]

Holt: But first you gonna have one drink with me Sargent. For old time sake. Terry: One drink and then we go. Holt: One drink HERE COMES DRUNK TERRY!