Captain Raymond Holt: The Emotional Rollercoaster | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[@hotdamndan9892]

Whoever casted Andre Braugher to be Capt. Holt did a very tremendous job. I never thought someone can scream "Cheddar" with such power and authority.

[@navaryn2938]

Agree, he is so perfect

[@cashinowt]

You mean with such... gravitas

[@EvostarSC]

BONE?!!

[@spiralbones]

Watch The Mist starring Tom Jane. It is my favorite movie and Braugher is side character fun to see him go from that to Holt.

[@vmaninc.761]

I couldn't agree with you more I love Andre braugher as Captain Holt he is awesome and how he yelled the dog's name and threatened everyone telling how he's going to neuter everybody if cheddar wasn't returned to him I thought that was absolutely hilarious although I was a bit hurt that he insulted the dog that he had with him calling him an idiot obviously the dog has potential for him to be loyal and obedient enough to follow him and not run away and listen to his commands to sit he could easily be taught to handshake just like cheddar as well as be a best friend to his dog! Lol

[@SnakeFruitCookieGood]

"There was a problem at the bank" "hOT DAMN" Love that

[@mr.l8723]

Like he just won the Super Bowl XD

[@zsessley]

Fun fact: he improved that line

[@KhaosN7]

@@zsessley Not only did he ad-lib that line, but the reason that they cut away so fast was that the rest of the cast burst out laughing and they didn't want to blow the take.

[@KiwiSpartan01]

Gets me every time

[@05RoadRunner]

That is my favourite Holt moment

[@bobikmal9667]

"How dare you Detective Diaz?, I'm you superior officer" "BOOONEEEEEEE!"

[@mr.l8723]

What happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business. BOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!

[@annekamorris7452]

Mr. L “don’t ever, speak to me like that again”

[@erikjohnson5549]

The best part is that, that rant went on for 40 minutes... New York's finest!

[@just_will9970]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!?!?!?!??!!??!

[@raulrosas5068]

BOOOOOOOOOONNEE

[@gokuforhiresooon6301]

"Where is my dog?" "Aren't you standing right next to him?" "THIS BITCH?!" I laughed so hard from that XD

[@dm121984]

I love how he gets so irrational when it comes to his dog's safety, like when Cheddar was kidnapped and he was equipping grenades.

[@jorgel.quiroz8862]

I love that Holt is just serious but not a complete robot. He would be really boring otherwise.

[@XplicitStory]

Jake Cross he’s one of my favorite tv characters of all time with dean Winchester and Ron Swanson. So we’ll written

[@loobyloo7840]

Robot captain meep morp

[@whyarewehere3893]

Complete robot: Sheldon cooper

[@swimmerchamp3401]

Looby Loo zeep

[@britishtwit5233]

1k like, christ that was... not as satisfying as I thought it would be

[@danielle-jg3ee]

“I couldn’t bring myself to neuter cheddar, but I WILL NEUTER YOU”

[@turbo_turtle6728]

How does this have almost 2k likes and no comments

[@danielle-jg3ee]

@@turbo_turtle6728 i mean i just quoted something I thought was funny from the video, so i guess there wasn’t much to comment on 😂

[@Hayanomie]

@@turbo_turtle6728 ur right it's weird. Comment.

[@baileydevries4494]

jokes on you, im in to that

[@MorganParker0413]

"VELVET THUNDER"

[@Jingles6466]

"OH KAY"

[@courtenayt.429]

Constant Geek “Whilst”

[@adamroquemore6410]

One of the best line deliveries of all time

[@ladybugbee]

That's the best thing ever

[@bludgerabled]

I like your profile picture.

[@andrehenderson7820]

VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN will always get me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffstanes6700]

400th like

[@rickabrams3422]

BOOOOOOOOOONE!

[@chandlerbing3636]

Me too

[@thomasjamesevans414]

What episode is that from

[@chandlerbing3636]

@@thomasjamesevans414 the episode about preparation for pimento and Rosa's wedding

[@Iujjdjcbjrujgsm]

‘’ Rubber bands? That man really knows me. ‘’ 😂

[@neontime8507]

And they aren’t balled

[@hamnicklez5964]

I found that scene so cute 😍 the way he held it close to himself too. made my heart melt

[@cynthianyaure3006]

DLaurie 😅😅😅

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@@hamnicklez5964 it kinda makes it even more cute that jake was the one who thought of the gifts

[@jacobrengen]

DLaurie Come on sensuous part of office supplies

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Can we talk about how Kevin using his pet name is his Dr and PhD titles, cause I love this

[@stahppls2293]

The pet name is that he used Costner like the actir Kevin Costner

[@jakenolan1917]

@@stahppls2293 no, his name Is Dr. Kevin Cozner in the show. The pet name was Dr and adding PHD

[@DiBaozi]

The pet names are Captain and Dr.

[@RenaissanceM]

“EAT THE NOTE!!!” 😂😂😂 Oh Terry 🤣🤣🤣

[@digizilla164]

Terry knows its high in fiber.

[@maisie5069]

digizilla164 love you for this

[@raima6877]

digizilla164 imaaooo I can’t stop laughing

[@fatimaa4741]

I bet you Terry smelt yogurt on the note

[@under3089]

Does anyone else think it's adorable that Jake instinctively said "bless you" to Amy when she sneezed OVER A SECURITY CAMERA

[@zackzhang6394]

So are we gonna ignore the fact that a bunch of detectives couldn’t even figure out where a gift basket come from?

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

Zack Zhang that’s the joke, no?🤣🤣🤣

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

They were so hungry that they didn't really care lol

[@luppiantenor8269]

I mean, that's a basket of very delicious food. Can't blame em.

[@ringostingo5892]

"Ignore the fact" that a character points out in the scene....

[@rosabscura]

Lol it’s because they didn’t *want* to know.

[@CS-er3ib]

Clutching those rubberbands...adorable.

[@MikeRiderOOO]

1:50 “VindicaTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

We all need to say that once in context at some point in our lives.

[@realitybeckons12]

Which episode is that from?

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@Sushant Bhargav No, he shouldn't have. Vindication was perfect

[@Arachisage]

which episode was that from ?

[@judysa2263]

“If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like” Poor Terry got ROASTED 🔥

[@dm121984]

I love how it implies that Holt has computer like memory, and then in season 8 we found out he purged Jake's son's name from it to save space.

[@Karhall]

@@dm121984 Jake has a kid??? How did I forget that.

[@westnilesnipes]

Man, that Nine-Nine episode where Terry got profiled was good. I like when they take on serious subject matter in their own unique Nine-Nine way.

[@cellyzs]

Personally I feel why the subject matter was the handled well the topic was way too serious and the humor that was in the episode felt misplaced and awkward. A better example would be the Diaz bi reveal imo. Serious topic but not too complex where a joke can derail the narrative and mess up the tone.

[@westnilesnipes]

Misscellanio That was a good one too. Very casual. It’s hard to make racial discrimination “ha ha” funny but I think considering the circumstances, it was handled well.

[@brikinser4487]

Misscellanio personally i feel like the matter of rosa being bisexual was also important and could also be considered complex, and could DEFINITELY have been derailed by a misplaced joked. that being said, it is a lot harder to handle racial discrimination in a more lighthearted tone, and all things considered they’ve done an excellent job

[@cellyzs]

@@brikinser4487 It was important but not very complex. Parents weren't accepting of her being bi, and of course she wanted to be open with her parents about it. The episode other episode had Terry dealing with racial discrimination, Holt explaining why he wouldn't help Terry, etc. etc. Dealing with race and societal change; So many issues and facets opened up where it's important to convey a coherent message/explanation and every time they told a joke or most of the time, it felt like "hey this important, why are is there a joke, it's killing the mood." Rosa's episode could've been derailed with some off color joke you're right, but it wasn't, and I guess I wasn't expecting it to mainly because of how respectful the show has been with Holt in the past. My point is that episode was written well, good jokes, and good handling of a serious topic, while the other was not written as well. I think they did an ok job.

[@maisie5069]

WestNileSnipes 100% agreed. Also the sexual harassment episode. What I love most about this is they don't even try to force it, they do it so casually and actually make you wanna think about stuff, without pushing you to.

[@nateenowlin9830]

Damnn... “if u love someone you remember what they look like “ hit me 💀

[@okbutlike4446]

Boyle’s imitation of Captain Holt always makes me laugh.

[@logankittle6644]

“HOT DAMN” is the best thing I have ever heard

[@Cangeltibon]

Why would Kevin send Holt food knowing he doesn’t care much for food?

[@janehrahan5116]

Perhaps he wanted to "broaden Holt's horizons"

[@Mirthfultale]

Kevin knew the the rest of them would eat it, and then cover it up by getting him things he'll actually like.

[@nujiro]

I think this is before they decided on that aspect of him, Anither episode before that trait did have him saying he followed Charles food blogs because it was the only one to list mouthfeel.

[@anushrees4981]

That's because he himself loves food. Remember when Captain took help from charles to cook food.

[@zoey5961]

@@nujiro I think so too, in later seasons they mention that Holt doesn't like chocolate

[@naydagher501]

5:25 when boyle tells jake that his type are latinas jake cuts him off before he says santiago 😍😍

[@Storm_Bird456]

Don’t you mean 5:25?

[@justvibing7851]

Smokey Fox 0600 no I think he means 5:25

[@kalebschmidt6363]

@@justvibing7851 no he means 5:25

[@dominicjeffrey9477]

@@kalebschmidt6363 no, he means 5:25 stupid

[@gf-iw1zw]

season?

[@frances_frenzy]

"That man really knows me" will forever be one of his softest lines

[@sunburntsoup5578]

Fun fact: 2:48 Audre was really trying to hold in his laughter when the entire cast was smiling and looking at him so they told him to let it go at the last line during that part to make it sound like Holt was actually force laughing since he never laughs. It was very hard for the crew to not laugh during that time.

[@the4thviewer28]

Not watched this yet but if BONE isn't there I'll be more shocked than Holt

[@underguise3844]

oof

[@ZapKrannigan]

BOOONNNEEEE!??!??!!

[@jasonnxzh]

😔

[@The_M2023]

Aladdin’s “Speechless”: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6PIZHVrntx5qM0 Total Drama Ezekiel: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZbVdWN4h7iZrKc Kim Possible’s Shego: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/f37YXnqFn8uHiNk Carmen Sandiego and Waldo: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKXFqJ-DbJmkpMk

[@eusoumaris]

If is not, we can protest "HOW DARE YOU, DETECTIVE COMEDY BYTES, IM YOUR SUPERIOR MOMENT!!!! u forgot about BOOOOOOONEEEEE???!!"

[@person1232]

9:22 I feel like they only had Cheddar switched just so Holt could say that line.

[@ldragon8480]

That and 'you're just some common bitch.'

[@bushan11]

If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

[@metal1503]

Boyle's laugh 6:52 & then Holt's at 7:12 is the greatest thing ever 😂

[@reubenthememegod]

And Charles s enthusiasm

[@AlasdairGR]

“tHiS BiTcH?! Please.”

[@Hamuelin]

Does anyone wonder about how the follow up went between Ray and Kevin when they caught up about the French gift basket?

[@MAT-iz2nz]

Sam _ n la verdad

[@Squiddyize]

BONE

[@missouribushwhacker9449]

@@Squiddyize BOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!

[@luigiwatson6950]

@@missouribushwhacker9449 WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BEDROOM IS NONE OF YOUR BUSSINES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHha

[@leonardoclaros9773]

@@luigiwatson6950 BOOOOOONNNEEEEEE

[@binder38us]

I remember Andre Braugher as the intense Baltimore Detective from Homicde: Life on the Streets. He is perfect as Holt. Who else could drop "This bitch...please" in that chilling tone then threaten to neuter his dog's kidnapper. A comedy bit, yes, but also a chilling promise. I love this show.

[@christopherchapman2493]

"Shes ..in line.. at the bank.....This is fun" FAV LINE

[@isaac2990]

Okay Holt holding rubber bands close to his heart thinking his husband gifted them to him is something I didn't know I needed

[@oshiwolf]

never noticed that Rosa is hiding a smile in the corner at 3:31. Intentional, or a character break by Beatriz?

[@britishtwit5233]

As much as I wish it was scripted, it was probably a blooper they kept in by accident

[@somerandomdude409]

I allso noticed

[@PhamNicolas99]

Definitely character break. She has several of them throughout the show. Always fun to see.

[@Ladysueiroh48]

Good catch

[@dm121984]

I'd bet on well covered character break. Also,have you ever looked up Beatriz's real voice? She sounds so different in real life.

[@heyhyehyeheyheyeheyyehe4997]

*Amy talking to Terry* *Amy sneezed* *Jake looking through the cctv footage* Jake: Bless you, she sneezed. Dog allergies which means Amy took.... Captain Holt: CHEDDARR?! Where is my dog? Terry: Aren't you standing rght next to him?? Captain Holt: This BITCH 😂😂😂😂 Still get me everytime

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

"Get to work! And deBall these bands" just the way he says it 😂😂🤣

[@MezephelesArt]

I really love how, when Holt does emote, he does it strongly and, at times, irrationally (see: the entire episode where he's recovering from being denied commissioner position). Not only does it contrast so well with his normal personality, it implies he has a really hard time processing his own emotions- which is a really cool and fitting trait to write him with. Also, beside the focus, but it's cute how Jake reflexively said "bless you" when Amy sneezed despite it being over the security cameras.

[@mr.averagegoat]

This show cures my depression time and time again. Holt's random mood bursts really give character to who he is

[@Rahul-eh3rf]

At 2:56, It's 9:01, so Amy is 60 seconds late. At 3:52, she says she is only 70 seconds late. Impressive time dilation

[@AxeDharme]

Nah she's late starting 9:01. If she had arrived anytime between 9:00:00 to 9:00:59, she'd still be 'on time'. So counting from 9:01:00 to 9:02:10, that makes it 70 seconds.

[@samd4800]

“I couldn’t bring myself to neuter Cheddar but I will neuter you” -Holt

[@SbsGrinth]

Velvet Thunder... gives me chills

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

This show has the perfect 🏳️‍🌈 representation. Holt and Rosa are the complete opposite of 🏳️‍🌈 stereotypes and are both almost completely emotionally shut off but are still filled with pride about their sexuality.

[@JackieMReacts]

yes, I agree! (side note: ever since I got hooked on the series, I think I've noticed autism coding in holt, has anyone else? ps, I'm on the spectrum, myself)

[@binder38us]

I love the scene when Holt drops a Yasss Queen on Terry. It was priceless.

[@JackieMReacts]

@T A J welcome to the club

[@topsecret5110]

@@JackieMReacts I actually notice it too 😄 I'm pretty sure you're right

[@kiyotakaishimaru7920]

Wil Rodriguez yassssssssssss queen

[@watermelin1003]

Compilation of Gina being the actual ultimate detective/ genius

[@irenanena100]

Ultimate *human*/genius

[@beniminxz9725]

The marshmallow one will always be my favourite holt scene

[@ldragon8480]

I often wonder if they just let them do their impressions and then let him pick which one he wanted to use.

[@mfc3553]

😂 When he gets into something, he cannot be stopped, love how he cares about such random things.

[@tomasmartauz2361]

Marshed mallow

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

Forgot the "?" Lol

[@isabellasopo3555]

Holt is the most dramatic actor in Brooklyn 99 he’s just misunderstood because of his perfect deadpanning-ness

[@jeffmachem2702]

"THERE ARE NO HIGHLIGHTS IN SCOTTSDALE, MARGO!"

[@hentiabotha406]

That's what you think

[@IneptPotato]

I like how they kept Holt's "tell" the same. When he lied about the balloon arch he said "didn't" instead of "did not". continuity

[@nehaqh5318]

But where is..."BOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!"

[@somerandomboiyt1587]

"I don't care for it. Classical music" Bruh😭😂

[@MarquesLKing]

"But if anything happens to him, I will end you. I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, but I will neuter you all" Simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. Brilliant casting and a brilliant actor. (And just between you and I, equal parts fear, authority and attraction)

[@dkg_gdk]

I lose it everytime when Terry says "eat the note"

[@koutei1]

THERE ARE NO HIGHLIGHTS IN SCOTTSDALE MARGO

[@azkadensy7828]

As an Arizonian I'm offended 🙃😅

[@britishtwit5233]

THATS WHAT YOU THINK *RAYMOND*

[@adamdoyle1516]

*Heavy sigh*

[@jaredmorgan6209]

Lived in AZ for 10 years, there isn’t really unless you’re rich lol

[@yaycoffe123]

Well we never got to see the slide show I mean may be there were some highlights

[@christiaandevries8906]

Holt eating that marsh(ed) mallow will never not make me laugh

[@taualphanu2920]

HOT DAMN! always gets me

[@elizabethmedranogutierrez3237]

“If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”😂😂

[@ClamChowder_FireBuff69]

_”Velvet.....thunder....”_

[@-dopeland-3349]

Rosa loving Holt’s balloon arch is one of my favorite parts of the show.

[@valerieregina444]

andre braugher was literally the perfect casting choice for holt his delivery is masterful

[@samfisher6606]

"VINDICATION!" is my favorite clip

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

For me Andre Braugher as captain Holt is the most well written and beat actored character on TV. Nailed it.

[@dm121984]

"From now on, call me... Velvet Thunder" love Holt, Andre Braugher is fantastic as him.

[@poke8735]

I love that HOT DAMN was improvised and how it immediately cuts to the opening credits because everyone broke character 😂

[@윤재미-e6t]

1:28 holt says "yeah?" instead "yes?". he just abbreviated a one-syllable word!!!!!

[@adriangarza6452]

He also used a contraction hahaha, it’s his tell when he’s lying 😂

[@sofig1237]

5:27 boyle was gonna say "santiago" and jake stopped him

[@whatonearth9809]

*hysterical laughter* “I KNEW IT!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasledesma4439]

I love how Terry's first instinct was to eat kevin's note

[@rattlemebones7942]

I just now realized that Andre Braugher broke character and started laughing in the 1st clip

[@brooklynpaige8564]

Nooby Pig im pretty sure that’s just him giggling

[@TheGuyYoullNeverMeet]

Holt will forever be one of the best written characters ever.

[@MightyPinecone]

I love so much when Holt gives in and plays along with Jake’s antics. Velvet Thunder will forever be holt’s call sign.

[@adamdoyle1516]

Legend has it that margo is still showing her scottsdale slideshow

[@BigCod618]

The way he calls that dog in idiot it’s just so great

[@ghostymotion0000]

I think andre braughers acting is amazing through the entire show and is easily been my favourite character

[@salonymhatre]

terry’s like “eat the note” OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW😂😂😂

[@barnowl763]

Look at this place; half eaten food, crumpled up tissues, pictures of your families... What’s wrong with pictures?! If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. The sass haha

[@amanbhattarai2949]

no. of times Holt says cummerbund is way more than the no. of times one hears the word cummerbund in his lifetime

[@BiggieBrownBoi]

9:20 best holt moment imo

[@drewder1789]

I love how Jake instinctively says bless you on the security footage

[@Praetor95]

VINDICATIOOOON

[@tysgaming316]

Гліб Парфьонов in ngv nigga SF

[@edgarpan]

@2:00 I've always thought it was hilarious how non challant and Holt basically tells Terry to be quiet. That gesture is hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@valegames3496]

I loved Rosa talking Spanish even if it was even a word 5:17 😍😌😌

[@mishekmangsubba5872]

1:15 just noticed Hitchcock and Scully still eating the snacks

[@thesmothersotr]

Captain Holt has got to be the best character I’ve seen in a long time!!

[@carloseot5548]

The way he says "THIS BITCH???" To the dog KILLS ME

[@babushhkaa]

3:57 the way Amy says there was a problem at the bank!! My heart can't take it! It was so damnn cuteeeeee

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Love the note from the first clip, such a familiar note for a married couple lol. I love their weird little way how Kevin and holt are with their familiar side of things or how a handshake is concerned PDA etc. but it fits them well so it works and ends up funny every time.

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

I love how holt can hurt his crew but not his dog cheddar

[@ericmiller93]

VINDICAAATIOOOOOONN!

[@carolea1629]

*Amy:"It was number two, and it was very intense, Friend"* 😂👏🚾👍💩

[@Happypheat]

Holts rant about not neutering cheddar but willing to maim people if cheddar is not returned is so painfully relatable

[@owo_8o8]

I really miss him

[@Imperius_Rex_753]

"You took the wrong fluffy boy!" "Yes, he's made me huffy"

[@hunterkuzik2130]

My favorite B 99 moment is when Jake pranks captain Holt my moving his pedestal.

[@Theupgradeguy]

"What's wrong with pictures?" "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."

[@b00n1337]

I will always remember that '"Vindication!" Picture.

[@StraightEdgeFury]

Barely started watching Brooklyn Nine Nine this past week after putting it off for a long time. I'm not much of a TV series kinda guy unless it's something I already love but this show is becoming a favorite along with parks and rec, the office, that 70s show. Watching these compilations make me excited to see there's many hilarious moments I've yet to see. I'm almost on season 3.

[@Novakane78]

I make no apologies for getting goosebumps every time Holt says "Velllvet thunderrrrrr"

[@censusgary]

“He even used their pet names.” Rofl.

[@bigbird0993]

Eat the note never thought Terry would be the one to say that I expected Charles 0:52