SWOLOPOLY: The Game of Lift

Bro Science #106: this ain't a game, but now it is.
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[@roushington]

It's nice for Dom to invite a starving homeless man into his house and have a beer. God knows the homeless guy looks like he could use it.

[@anthonyfilkins7727]

Noah Roush Beer? Shit, that guy needs a gym membership he's so small.

[@uberethair]

Anthony Filkins There was another guy in the room? I didn't see him

[@anthonyfilkins7727]

uberethair I almost didn't see him either, but there's some really small dude next to the mountain of a man that is Dom.

[@BradleyMartynOnline]

The whole game was rigged

[@sp-nj9le]

you are just mad because you are smaller than dom

[@price1433]

yo is this game actually going to be available? lol it looks fun

[@McDeathCraft]

Bradley Martyn the swole game was rigged

[@Drix86]

Damn, you salty Brad. Just cos Dom is bigger than you, no need to be a sore loser!

[@claudiomunoz471]

wow Brad you seem a little bitter Dom once again dominates you in front of everybody 😂😂😂 #hateus #loveus

[@THOMAS2910able]

" You got your first period , don't worry it happens to every girl" "I'm not a girl" "That's right you're a women now"

[@leddyal-khakaf3378]

Thomas Thas he's so quick witted it seems😂

[@THOMAS2910able]

It's scripted but the writing is very smart

[@TheBackLog1]

I like how this game actually makes sense😂😂😂

[@Rspsand07]

@@THOMAS2910able Depends, in an interview he said there was a time where it was all improv, then it became all pre-written, then it stressed him out and annoyed him so it became improv again.

[@zimzimal8547]

TrucksR US yeh, plus because he does almost every video with some amount of alcohol in him the improv would become easier because of this factor

[@chabbie]

Brad: how do you keep landing on all the good spaces? Dom: Genetics 😂😂😂😂

[@CheddarPriest]

Chantal I

[@kapilellawadi]

"what about them" "I got better" 😂

[@rileywallace1132]

i was just about to write this same comment with the time stamp @ 7:18 hahahaaaa

[@rogeliolara9402]

Chantal 😂😂

[@starsable9209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYjEgINunLxknrM

[@gray1370]

20 fucking minutes? He probably won't make a video for 6 months now..

[@blackoutkr8183]

lmfao!!!

[@rcproductions9287]

Gray he has only just made up time for not uploading for weeks.....

[@xavlionheart]

Gray For a whole year ;) 2016 is ova

[@petrjelinek4983]

You mean for 1 week right?

[@Brennaneggers]

KozSwag he's been averaging a million views per video..... but the videos people upload are longer now because the new KZbin algorithms require big channels to upload longer videos with more content in order for them to make more money

[@pnp072000]

Dom, you're a great guy for helping Tiny Tim by inviting him over.

[@dancegod1691]

pnp072000 God bless him

[@dylanmorgan2752]

Can someone fill me in, why does everyone call him small or noodle arms in a jokey way obvs, I don't personally like the guy or his contentand i know others don't, but why call him small??

[@zedwakefield7246]

if you watch Dom's video about gym nemisises you will see. Also it's funny

[@dylanmorgan2752]

+zed wakefield nah I've watched that but that's on screen scripted comedy, but in his latest vid everyone's calling the guy a snake or got no muscles, but nobody explains why.

[@zedwakefield7246]

He snaked some guy out to his gorlfreid some youruber or somethinng

[@WilliamTheCoolGuy]

holy crap, how does this guy come up with all this...

[@South_China_Sea_Yacht_Club]

William Bateman genetics

[@ophiolatreia93]

William Bateman he's a genius comedian

[@matthewcuny4996]

@@frgrangel Well now it's 888

[@ufcprodigy7485]

Genetics

[@RenegadeVile]

@@ophiolatreia93 THEY are genius comedians. Dom was made by two guys, Mike and Gian (holding the camera).

[@tanner7730]

Every time I lift or flex I hear gun shots now thanks dom

[@alexhutcheson8467]

I never expected Dom's channel to continuously improve over time. Apparently, he never hits a plateau, just keeps on peaking. Fucking awesome video

[@pjalaniz86]

Alex Hutcheson true that!! but the crossfit video that one is still #1

[@speaknun]

Alex Hutcheson his channel is like him, always growing, constant anabolic state

[@Cordova10-8]

Alex Hutcheson He's peaking so hard we're all feeling it.

[@sigbausage3116]

"You just tried crossfit. Go directly to 'injured'" 😂

[@ontayalewis7551]

Kim Eriksson 😂😍😍😘😘

[@TheFishFTW]

You just tried Crossfit. Go directly to injury! LOLOOL

[@frozennq952]

asshole bradley is much more fit and smaller

[@thomash5239]

Do not collect any gains

[@mancaveandgaragedesignsrec1492]

How come Brad can’t get any gains?

[@SS-iu1re]

Mancaveandgaragedesigns Reclaim your spaces because he does CrossFit

[@JayGLiteHarlem]

Dom's comedic timing immaculate.

[@CeroAshura]

Much like Brad's sexlife.

[@ZachGonringVlogs]

This is actually so creative and makes so much sense. Might be the best episode yet.

[@MrIsles192]

Zach Gonring i want them to make the game. i will buy

[@goldenfugnugget]

Id play that

[@jeremywhitfield4556]

Best episode is the evolution of the lifting man, scary accuracy.

[@jeremywhitfield4556]

Best episode is the evolution of the lifting man, scary accuracy.

[@hunggarchristian]

true tho...

[@Daniel0in0here]

I'm so glad you guys are friends

[@MegaTurbo45]

Daniel Reimer

[@Daniel0in0here]

***** exactly what i was thinking

[@warbeast1715]

Daniel Reimer they are really good friends.

[@princefancybum4605]

Daniel Reimer they're not friends, Bradley is more like an adopted stray cat that Dom occasionally feeds

[@doh0702]

nah nah its gym nemesis.

[@LovingDeantheGodMachine333]

Bro I would definitely buy this game!!!

[@leprawnjames6418]

where do i buy it

[@DoubleA73]

Make one

[@gabrielko2147]

Dean Snyder lol I am trying to make a mobile game about thia

[@ThanosGames]

@@gabrielko2147 you make it yet?

[@orficaldari3524]

@@gabrielko2147 Yall got that progress?

[@cliveandersonjr.8758]

"Haters steal your gains, it's basically welfare" ahahahahahaha

[@VeNoMz_]

How can you possibly dislike this video so creative and funny.

[@VeNoMz_]

Botheredhat360 My favorite gym youtubers in a video of course i am here.

[@ksheelshetty]

feminazis...

[@otafitness8777]

VeNoMz We have been making lifting edits and just made a car promo for Porsche of Princeton. Would love if you guys would check us out. Thanks in advance! (Will sub for sub just comment on one of our videos)

[@JokerX126]

VeNoMz 223 people somehow did. but the ratio is insane. like unheard of. 30k to 223.... that's fucking insane.

[@silverwarrior461]

I don't think Bradley is big enough to play this game.

[@GuerreroAnthrax]

Silver Warrior I kow right, I thought it was swoloply, the requirements should be to be swole, not look like an Ethiopian

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

Silver Warrior for real, does Bradley even lift

[@silverwarrior461]

Guerrero_91 I thought so too.

[@silverwarrior461]

Norcal He only does crossfit.

[@billytheweasel]

Yeah well live & let crossfit

[@Timmy1212121]

Why is this not a real game? We got the swoly bible now we need swolopoly.

[@drrckcch0]

Tim Hoak I was just reading that im lmao

[@clutchjam0072]

Derrick Couch was thinking of getting it. Is it good? How many pages?

[@tannerfox9271]

Clutchjam007 220 pages

[@Skipper-rn2ji]

Clutchjam007 everything Dom makes is as great as your Bicep should be u silly goose

[@Rspsand07]

@@clutchjam0072 Same, but I want the book - I prefer physical copies of shit I buy, but there's an audiobook and that would be so much better, so now I'm conflicted, because I'm obviously not double paying.

[@ajaj6775]

The best thing about Dom having a pet like Bradley Martyn is that he's probably small enough to carry around in his pocket

[@jaycider406]

Aj Aj 😂😂😂😂

[@rorymcgrath4282]

Ikr

[@brandenlol6030]

Is this comment on every video??? Chill out, Amy Shumer....

[@benkdk2410]

Everything is small enough for getting Carried enough by Dom because he ist that big

[@rhythmindset6996]

Be the gains you want to see in the world. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonathanharwood1255]

Dana Cole stuff off.

[@rjmari]

"If you wanna make the world a swoller place, take a look at yourself and make the gains." Michael Jackedson

[@dizzyiguana981]

Rich T. "who said it?" "gainde" lol hah!!!!

[@rhythmindset6996]

FRIES KILLER yes. Gaindhi 😂😂😂

[@iamyoutube7118]

"You don't do locker rooms? Too much temptation for you?" LOL!

[@iamyoutube7118]

OMG "body dysmorphia tax" !!! This is brilliant!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

*Be the gainz you wanna see in the world.* *-Gaindi*

[@TheAltruismActivist]

I clicked on this video not expecting to watch the whole thing (though I love broscience), but to my surprise this kept me entertained throughout the whole 20 minutes lol

[@fizalex6612]

TheAltruismActivist Dom is ducking hilarious, I love His videos so much.

[@louwaars]

Yeah I even knew about the video for a bit but skipped it because of length. But these 20 minutes turned into 40 because in sending it to people

[@josuastangl7140]

@@louwaars yeah definately spreading the word

[@Dude_Its_Pistachio]

i want this game to be official like id pay money for this lol

[@rsdude54]

Nah bro you gotta pay life

[@randheerchhabra570]

Someone Someone or try making it your self.

[@genericmodz]

Pistachio Lover this shit needs to be in toys r us

[@TimBurVlogs]

let's Kickstarter it!

[@elimacneil1472]

this is the best video on the internet ever

[@David.Kenward]

genuinely my favourite video ever

[@BigrodRodney]

Eli MacNeil man you are right this is down right hilarious reminds me how me and my cousins act

[@DavidRenegade]

Eli MacNeil true this is the best video on the internet

[@3figy]

"community chest" "why havent i landed on that one?" you aint got no chest"

[@shazaibbiazahs]

Dom you have to put this game on the market!!!

[@sukmadek8626]

Or atleast upload a script of all the rules so we can replicate it!!

[@MrJakeWW]

I think Hasbro would sue him dead unfortunately.

[@shortcake9908]

@@MrJakeWW not if you are careful and walk on eggshells.

[@Monchi2006]

@@MrJakeWW cant sue him its a totally different game

[@MarkHeinsius]

Jake Wion you mean isbro

[@taglini1169]

Inviting a poor little homeless child in for Christmas... Dom's such a nice guy

[@magnusharboe9426]

Emphasis on little

[@elgringo3358]

haha xD

[@LivingIchigo]

Whenever Bradly and Dom get together for a video its always fucking hilarious.

[@TheNadroj10]

Whenever they do I can’t even see bradley due to how small he is.

[@arshbhullar3093]

A 20 minute video, shit he's probably not gonna make another video for 2 months

[@pittaaaabread]

3 years*

[@shmurmur753]

@@pittaaaabread jup confirmed

[@domkane4179]

You just tried CrossFit ONCE... Go directly to injured

[@NickSibz]

Brad was genuinely upset when Dom claimed KZbin lmao.

[@alexanderlindgren9080]

Dom the type of dude to train legs before a math test

[@zillasix]

Lets be real here, Dom aint the type of dude to train legs before anything. Or after. Or during...

[@AllucB]

Train legs? How fucking dare you speak ill of dom that way. Have you no respect? There's a special place in hell waiting for you, you crossfitting, man bun wearing,vegan fuckboy

[@CornSyrupKid]

Victor Jennings yo I was just bitchin at someone in anotr video that dissed on Dom earlier like this but ur comment...funny as hell

[@TheOnlyOneNinja]

Alexander Lindgren legs ? no dear boy, the dom doesnt train legs

[@KurNorock]

"Did you get your first period? there's nothing wrong with you, it happens to every girl." "I'm not a girl." "You're a woman now." I fucking lost it. I literally fell out of my chair.

[@jayrwinleblanc2823]

I want a BroScience videogame where Dom Mazzeti, a regular bro, is at the gym and gets bitten by a radioactive rat the turns him into a supero hero called the Gym Rat. Then he finds out that there's a thing called GNAR PUMP he can drink to become invincible for a short period of time like a star in Mario. With his new powers he must eliminate his gym nemesis, Bradley Martyn...

[@ophiolatreia93]

Jayrwin LeBlanc hmm it's not gonna catch on

[@raulsalcedo8332]

There exists a series loosely based on that idea.... It's called Duke Nukem. They didn't use the name Dom because obviously they wanted to avoid copyright

[@GhostOfThiccc]

PLEASE MAKE THIS A REAL MONOPOLY PARODY AND SELL IT I WILL BUY LIKE 12

[@G0dbeast]

Krimson Kxng please do what he says!

[@motivatedbyg1226]

Krimson Kxng I would so buy

[@experimetalfan8851]

+Krimson Kxng this needs to happen

[@14jlewis1]

THIS

[@Lolo-yp2jl]

do it dom

[@oscarmadrid6713]

brad-"how come i never land on that one" dom- "cause you aint got no chest" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kudos4201]

I read that as soon as he said it. I have no idea why that always happens

[@roccoy5982]

6:40 “you don’t do lockerooms? Too much temptation for you?”

[@Unnatural09]

I will also legit buy this game.

[@pirwzy]

Most hilarious part is that the rules make sense xD

[@sk8mattgaming259]

You know it's a good day when a BroScience video is uploaded.

[@randall96]

"Im a bi-cyclist, u wanna ride it to town ? "😂😂

[@fudgeyfoot419]

ITS A TANDEM BRO

[@zealotscout]

"How are you landing on all the good spaces" "Genetics" This channel is absolutely gold.

[@MoXy33]

So unfortunate that the t-shirt doesn't say xmass...

[@arielcarrasco1168]

20 mins BroScience vid? FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR BRO

[@johnappleseed2373]

"I'll never be caught dead in a smith machine" 😂😂😂

[@Soulmaster187]

"I'm not a girl..." "Yeah, you're a woman now, sorry" :D

[@l_am_onllne6131]

I'm supposed to be playing Swolopoly, but this one Bradley Martyn keeps stealing my tren.

[@marcotrunzo]

Everyone's still trying to get the "Get Swole Free Card"

[@ZeroGtzX]

Please Start a Kickstarter for this game i will buy this!! lol no lie

[@sukmadek8626]

Yes PLEASE

[@David-ud9ju]

Yeah except Hasbro would shut it down before it even started.

[@jeremyennis4296]

@@David-ud9ju because they don't even lift bro, hasbro is a hasbeen

[@indigo4208]

Still waiting for a top that says Rudolph the red nose GAINdeer

[@creedns]

Harveyjoejoe Rudolph The Swoll Nose Gaindeer

[@billytheweasel]

what's a "top"?

[@indigo4208]

billytheweasel it'a a tshirt. British word for it

[@azerty1933]

billytheweasel something you need to remove

[@OTDinosaurScrubs]

Swoledolph the red nosed gaindeer, at the gym lifting weights

[@corks8807]

"Did you get laid within the past week" "Yes" *shows nudes* "Oh, i guess dudes count as well, I didn't specify" had my dying lmfao

[@mcliciou5781]

maybe brad should spend more time in the gym instead of playing board games... I mean seriously dude, its embarrassing

[@hendricka3029]

McLiciou5 I think that he isnt evem going there anymore. I heard he quit or mayne never even started !

[@aqsaqal3336]

Yeahhhh bro

[@zelly7643]

I think this is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@scrappycoco3653]

hahaha! fucking sht awesome comment!

[@Offgridyurtliving]

McLiciou5 no, are you serious? Lol i hope not

[@christafarion9]

"Too much temptation for you?" Destruction 100

[@Saundersstrong]

i think i got 100 gains just watching this!

[@5guy737]

Dom: "No, you just lost 100 life cause you spent all your time watching a video instead of going out and getting some gains."

[@itaytabib4665]

A 20 MINS BROSCIENCE VIDEO ON MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY *cries tears of happiness*

[@waasar]

Great to see you invited the skinny guy for one of your vids again.

[@Hellooooofg]

This episode is a classic. I remember when it was uploaded. Pure gold. One of my favorites.

[@zimzimal8547]

Dom: Community CHEST Brad: how come I never land on that one Dom: cos you ain’t got no chest Brad: *looks confused and sad*

[@ajaj6775]

Currently watching the video through a microscope to see who Dom is talking to, still don't see anyone next to him

[@saro0ora687]

"Gaindi" 😂😂😂

[@RachelRamirezCaroline]

I'm impressed with how well this game was thought out. Lol this is my favorite video you've ever done. Keep up the good work you two!

[@ozzygm3178]

Dom:"Be the player with the most gains, still living" Bradley: "Yeah sounds about right" that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@jintarokensei3308]

How did she shit on Brad's chest when he doesn't have one?

[@ontayalewis7551]

Jintaro Kensei 🤗😘😎😘😎😘😘😎😘😎😎😘😘😎😘😎😎😘😎😎😘😎😎😎😘😎😘😘😎😘😎😗😎😘😘😗😘😍😎😎😘😎😍😗😎😎😎🤔🤗🤗🤔🤔

[@beaupruiett7486]

Jintaro Kensei 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@celinaxoxo6667]

Jintaro Kensei you blind?

[@meme_king6534]

Lol fr

[@roodick85]

Faks!

[@julianjimenez5595]

Is this dom's skinny brother?

[@thepiedpiper5]

Sister.

[@TheLawe]

Lars Forsgren she was adopted

[@tonytriggersasmr]

I’ve probably watched this video 15 times over the last couple years 😂😂😂 the outtakes are great too for it

[@djsubliminalreeve]

Bradley martyn's the champion at snakes and ladders

[@Youranium22]

whos the little girl next to you dom?

[@alexkiick2658]

So is Bradley gonna release those pics of Nikki B or naw?

[@biglyftrdan6187]

Gagan my friend, I believe what Alex so crudely referred to was the videos that bradley made with the ever so beautiful Nikki Blackheader. Shes a sweet girl. her and bradley would be excellent together :). Hope this clears up the confusion and have an awesome day my friend

[@hvf26]

oh lawd please do @Bradley Martyn

[@frankrambo506]

he's friendzoned lmao ,she even said it

[@TheGrizzlyRackz]

'You wanna go views, you wanna go views with this guy?!' omg i fucking lost it hahahahaha i fucking love Dom

[@richie2796]

18:40 I was laughing my ass of f at that moment

[@Lafroster]

I fucking died at the gaindi part dude lmao

[@MSNasereddin]

GAINdy !!!! hahaha , that's it , I'm dead !!

[@ForgingMyWay811]

He said it before in ask the brofessor lol

[@ontayalewis7551]

Mohammed Nasereddin hiking 😍😍😎😎😍😍😘😍😘

[@gaiusscipio]

Brad was in this video? I thought I heard his voice coming from Behind Dom's massive arms.

[@francisgomez2595]

“Gaindhi” HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT NEVER GETS OLD

[@gh8735]

The funniest part is how much time they spent thinking all this up.

[@derekgreen7319]

this game needs to be real

[@Section8dc]

Why are you landing on all the good spots?.....genetics. That shit had me rolling

[@allkinds1069]

"looks like you landed on Body Dysmorphia tax" 💀😂😂😂😂 im fucking rollin

[@phothewin6019]

"And your Unicef-looking ass comes walking over." LMFAOO

[@JAM]

Just watched all 20 minutes to take mental notes so +100 gains, take away half my life cause it's like 2 am

[@oscarrobles3785]

How this banger only has 2.2 mil views is crazy. Hidden gem

[@joecorrea8254]

Broscience was ahead of it’s time

[@chopsticks8204]

Be the change you want to see in the world - Gaindy 2016

[@kparker905]

Dom making fun of Bradley running around the wilderness climbing on phone towers and giving his speeches at the end of this video had me dying laughing. But I'm not going to lie, I love Brad's content, ... If only one day he could be as big as Dom

[@russharden4374]

Should have made the squat rack jail

[@drrckcch0]

Russ Harden nah crossfit would be jail lmao

[@avichalsaberwal139]

B: how r u landing on all the good spaces? D: GENETICS!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@madlarkin8]

Hey Brad and Dom @Brosciencelife my gym now plays this game every weekend with 4-6 people, we love it! It has very special and important difference. Any time you earn gains from another player or pass go, you run over to the machine and rep it out! Houses and hotels increases the weight and reps! Cant do the reps? You dont get the gains! Harder exercises are at the end of the board (boardwalk, park place) this forces players to strategically choose which machines they want to buy with life points because if you choose all the hard machines, you may get more gains but you may get burned out early game!

[@IvanSchoemanDolvich]

This needs to be made for real... i will play the hell out of this...

[@JohanBuys]

Fo realz bro. :)

[@thechaopower]

"Be the gains you want to see in the world"

[@editorick]

This just proves that I'll watch anything, no matter how long it is from the Brofessor.

[@thedog5k]

Dom is a fucking comedy genius, he;s also huge.

[@2Tall_Powerlifting]

Lmfao the phone convo!!!! DEAD

[@nesirsitsir]

The Dom Army should unite and upvote this video fast enough to reach 1000 thumbs up to the one (Bradley Martyn) who disliked it already, to be the first ever youtube video to have a 1000 to 1 like to dislike ratio. ATM - 434:1. Edit: Now 488:3. Bradley Martyn has multiple accounts.

[@sheeshman9713]

'' here is your fortune: you are fucking small '' shit had me crying😂😂😂😂😂

[@PS3Freak51]

9:00 when she hands you the pregnancy test and you’re gonna be a dad

[@greta9712]

I was stupid enough to drink a protein shake while watching this 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericforeman9401]

Brad is so small compared to Dom's gains 💪💪

[@beckoningoblivion739]

"Your UNISEF looking ass". JESUS CHRIST.

[@darrenho600]

15:40 Look at how Dom looks into the camera when Brad reads the next part about competing in the local mall. Got me dying!