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BroScienceLife

BroScienceLife

Күн бұрын

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@zevkej
@zevkej Жыл бұрын
I dont think yall grasp the fact that Dom has withstood like 11 generations of youtube. Broscience is timeless.
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
Thats like 100 getnerations in real time. Or 7 bro science weeks
@joshyc2006
@joshyc2006 Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife I've followed your channel for years, I haven't laughed this much in ages, great video!
@Sennema1
@Sennema1 Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife that's 3 whole videos
@BeeSaucySkateboarding
@BeeSaucySkateboarding Жыл бұрын
There’s been 11 generations in only 10 weeks?
@sanfarans
@sanfarans Жыл бұрын
that's almost 2 leg days
@caseystrong2066
@caseystrong2066 Жыл бұрын
"take the month off you earned it" is probably what Dom says to himself every time he uploads a video.
@akiraic
@akiraic Жыл бұрын
"they cheated on their ass, so you bet they gonna cheat on yours" GENIUS
@JoeyWoodpine69
@JoeyWoodpine69 Жыл бұрын
What u mean? He posts every week
@ghostsmoke11
@ghostsmoke11 Жыл бұрын
"brag about how strong they are, then have a mental breakdown and blame it on the moon" i lost my shit
@okokokokokokokokkook
@okokokokokokokokkook Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t miss lmao
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
I dont beleive in astorglogy becuase I am literally stronger than the moon.
@Shane101A
@Shane101A Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife
@whysogrim697
@whysogrim697 Жыл бұрын
🐐
@getshulked7057
@getshulked7057 Жыл бұрын
i lost it at this too lmao
@hbrandon947
@hbrandon947 Жыл бұрын
"Then have a mental breakdown and blame it on the moon" Everytime I try not to laugh he always gets me eventually lmao
@makemoneynotart
@makemoneynotart Жыл бұрын
Wait...why would you try not to laugh? Do you hate fun?
@hbrandon947
@hbrandon947 Жыл бұрын
@@makemoneynotart Sometimes I just watch videos and try not to laugh, it's not a hard thing to grasp my guy.
@mweathers79
@mweathers79 Жыл бұрын
Man, it truly is the season for giving. Uncle Dom giving us guidance in our time of need. God bless you, everyone.
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
I'm always here when you need me the most.... ...around black friday
@mweathers79
@mweathers79 Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife for the comment, I’ll buy a shirt. Shell Corp or Bro Science Life?
@shindoutheronin
@shindoutheronin Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife 😂😂
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
@@mweathers79 take Shelly for a spin
@iyot1020
@iyot1020 Жыл бұрын
he the crazy uncle that you only on thanksgiving
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Жыл бұрын
7:25 Bro put a whole new meaning to " Snatch and Clean"
@yashwanthraj9144
@yashwanthraj9144 18 күн бұрын
Bro is pro Trump.
@diegowushu
@diegowushu Жыл бұрын
It's so nice Dom training with his daughter. Father of the year right there.
@CLOUDKID11
@CLOUDKID11 Жыл бұрын
*Step-daughter *Daddy of the year
@VaclavDusek36
@VaclavDusek36 Жыл бұрын
:D
@SuperRemolacho
@SuperRemolacho Жыл бұрын
Amazing 10/10
@revan552
@revan552 Жыл бұрын
This is 1 million percent not okay and creepy if that's his daughter. 🤣
@Luqman2112
@Luqman2112 Жыл бұрын
@@revan552 this wouldnt even go in alabama
@IISPOTLiGHTII
@IISPOTLiGHTII Жыл бұрын
Been watching for like 8-9 years now. Had to finally support you by buying the merch. Fk the 55$ shipping to Germany but had to show some respect for the entertainment all those years. Thanks brother
@adlibitum2139
@adlibitum2139 Жыл бұрын
BRO never misses, every episode got at least 5 killer lines
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Жыл бұрын
And every other line is Legendary/Bro facts.
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
Highest Jokes per minute on any platform. 3 months of jokes crammed into one video.
@pittbier7597
@pittbier7597 Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife you mean 1 week ofcourse
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Жыл бұрын
@@pittbier7597 So many Godly jokes in one videos that they have us laughing so hard that One weeks feels like 3months of pure bless.
@xccaae
@xccaae Жыл бұрын
@@BroScienceLife It's like you did No Nut November with your jokes. You held them all in, all this time and now they finally burst.. all over this video. :D
@shawnpilgrim2355
@shawnpilgrim2355 Жыл бұрын
Dom always posting a video when he wants us to buy his shit for the holidays is next level intelligence.
@tommycraven6410
@tommycraven6410 Жыл бұрын
He said “sleeveless-less” and now im dying 😂😂😂😂
@randomsimpsonsquotes6033
@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Жыл бұрын
Pull up, not out. Niiiice
@danielbueno2557
@danielbueno2557 Жыл бұрын
My gf started coming to the gym with me this past weeks and now you drop this? Prayer does work
@Waffleswitcher
@Waffleswitcher Жыл бұрын
Dom promising a new video every week feels like my dad promising me that he will be right back after buying that milk 17 years ago
@alex_x_x_6
@alex_x_x_6 Жыл бұрын
should be back any minute
@loretto6811
@loretto6811 Жыл бұрын
@@alex_x_x_6 ohhhh fuuuccckk
@mitchhills1244
@mitchhills1244 Жыл бұрын
Give it a few more days
@adamstuartclark
@adamstuartclark Жыл бұрын
I hate giving people bad news but that milk is gonna be fairly out of date when he gets back.
@tommurdoch9580
@tommurdoch9580 Жыл бұрын
Bro that was dom
@sam_p792
@sam_p792 Жыл бұрын
Spotting in the squat jump absolutely had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Edras03
@Edras03 Жыл бұрын
At 7:25 Dom blessed us with the knowledge of showing our girl how to properly box jump and get an arm pump at the same time
@madt543
@madt543 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bejaloxD
@bejaloxD Жыл бұрын
thats the way you spot your bro
@imaXkillXya
@imaXkillXya Жыл бұрын
@@bejaloxD have you seen those squirting dead lifter chicks. Dom was plugging in the squirt hole exactly how a real gym bro should do.
@iworkforwendys
@iworkforwendys Жыл бұрын
holy shit Donald Trump and him are related
@l.l.8022
@l.l.8022 Жыл бұрын
she flew 😂
@crusaderking2257
@crusaderking2257 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how Dom manages to keep it together and not laugh. Would love to see a blooper reel one day lol
@RayzTeeZ
@RayzTeeZ Жыл бұрын
"these chicks cheated on their ass, so you can bet they're gonna cheat on yours" dying lmao
@VicMikesvideodiary
@VicMikesvideodiary Жыл бұрын
"Chicks use hip thrusts to measure their entire personality" Lol that legit had me laughing. 😅🤣😂
@joshhardy5646
@joshhardy5646 8 ай бұрын
Killed me
@GarryG2X
@GarryG2X Жыл бұрын
This man inspired a generation
@papadoc331
@papadoc331 Жыл бұрын
Truly
@horatiohuffnagel7978
@horatiohuffnagel7978 Жыл бұрын
If you have actually put in time at the gym in the last ten years and don't know about uncle Dom you're an alien, from a different planet and should be banned from all gyms on earth because you are too dumb to have found his expert, life changing advice.
@matthewgruter2937
@matthewgruter2937 Жыл бұрын
He was andrew tate for millenials
@shawniscoolerthanyou
@shawniscoolerthanyou Жыл бұрын
A degeneration haha.
@doyoulikecrystalgel
@doyoulikecrystalgel Жыл бұрын
Man. I MISS this type of comedy. Hard to find YT content creators that keep entertainment that was common over 10 years ago. The king swole bro never disappoints
@MagDumpsBicepPumps
@MagDumpsBicepPumps Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for his Black Friday Announcement. Uncle Dom's weekly videos are definitely what I'm thankful for this year.
@tristzyn
@tristzyn Жыл бұрын
I've been watching Dom for a little over 6 years, and he has maintained his spot in my top 5 KZbinrs. Glad to see you're back, see you again in 2030 for the next upload !
@nikoskarabelas8674
@nikoskarabelas8674 Жыл бұрын
All in all, good advice. hip thrusts, squats and deadlifts against bs stuff fitness influencers promote. There s so much wisdom in these jokes 🤣
@an-cx1ho
@an-cx1ho Жыл бұрын
its true dom speaks a lot of sense in these jokes
@bamapride31599
@bamapride31599 Жыл бұрын
He is literally what got me to start working out 7 years ago. Even with all the jokes he be dropping some knowledge.
@rayberczik7251
@rayberczik7251 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching and laughing at dom for years, never been to a gym.
@cap5575
@cap5575 Жыл бұрын
Yo I was having a shit Monday. Lift sucked this morning, no PRs, work is bullshit and then Uncle Dom drops a banger to save the day. I’ll take it.
@jessehardin8500
@jessehardin8500 Жыл бұрын
Damn we must've had the same day. Luckily I got off work early so I'm going back to the gym after I take a nap
@brandontate781
@brandontate781 Жыл бұрын
Hey bro, I think you’re looking swole af today. Keep up the good work
@pbufh
@pbufh Жыл бұрын
No one cares
@dunzek943
@dunzek943 9 ай бұрын
​@@pbufhVirgin energy. Gigachads are out there for their bros.
@vexingbrat8605
@vexingbrat8605 7 ай бұрын
​@@pbufh i care
@Give_Me_Rent
@Give_Me_Rent Жыл бұрын
The fact that the video is exactly 10 minutes makes it even better🤣
@shadowarena
@shadowarena Жыл бұрын
Feels like only a week ago since a new Bro Science video came out.
@SBRS47
@SBRS47 Жыл бұрын
It has only been 1 week, just like always. Sometimes KZbin goofs and puts the wrong date on past videos.
@franciscocamarena7572
@franciscocamarena7572 7 ай бұрын
First time watching and it’s pure gold!
@bhuvansharma7974
@bhuvansharma7974 Жыл бұрын
Been helping Dom get back on his feet for over a decade now, see you next year Uncle Dom 🤣
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
You know how much I skip leg day, I obviously need help getting on my feet
@ChickenIandlEggs
@ChickenIandlEggs 8 ай бұрын
I love how it all comes back to everything being bicep curlable
@colestenzel2448
@colestenzel2448 Жыл бұрын
Been weighting patiently all week strong for this video from Uncle DOM!!💯🔥🔥
@mannyponce2230
@mannyponce2230 Жыл бұрын
"If just moving the weight of your own body could grow you on ass you'd already have one" I treasure those moments when you're watching Dom Mazzetti and you get nuggets of solid wisdom.
@x_Skeleton_x
@x_Skeleton_x Жыл бұрын
Dom keeps that Kino Dogme 2007 spirit alive. Doesn’t change, somehow avoids demonetization and remains on YT even after his subreddit gets closed down for being too Zvsed. Stay true you antediluvian king. Stay true.
@WoeIsLee
@WoeIsLee Жыл бұрын
I dont even know half the shit you just said, but I approve.
@BroScienceLife
@BroScienceLife Жыл бұрын
I am the one
@sketlix133
@sketlix133 Жыл бұрын
Where that biceps pump @
@shoobadoo123
@shoobadoo123 Жыл бұрын
What language are you speaking
@afterglowsword
@afterglowsword Жыл бұрын
You talk too much
@angelguy72
@angelguy72 Жыл бұрын
Will remain to be the best channel on youtube
@Jakal1391
@Jakal1391 Жыл бұрын
I see we've returned to the era of BSL being good gym advice disguised as comedy.
@rybread5718
@rybread5718 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... Some of the things he said I have definitely thought many times.
@Codemanfitness
@Codemanfitness Жыл бұрын
What’s bsl lol
@wmcarter6096
@wmcarter6096 Жыл бұрын
@@Codemanfitness the name of the channel you're watching
@completelystoned420
@completelystoned420 Жыл бұрын
@@Codemanfitness bro science life. Aka the name of the channel you’re watching.
@robertodelgado6387
@robertodelgado6387 Жыл бұрын
"If you could afford to buy a girl a bbl, your girl wouldn't need a bbl" fucking genius 😂
@user-ns3vs3bp3e
@user-ns3vs3bp3e Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe she would hit Dom like that, this is how true feminists are treated in today’s society
@Nathan-ct9eh
@Nathan-ct9eh Жыл бұрын
THE PICTURE OF CORTANA AT 0:50 I'M DEAD
@lessonzlrnd
@lessonzlrnd Жыл бұрын
Yeah!! Dom needs to pay the bills and get some of that holiday cASSh!!
@christopherbarros6197
@christopherbarros6197 Жыл бұрын
That jump squat spot was genius lol
@hytalefanboi7471
@hytalefanboi7471 Жыл бұрын
The Fitness Lord has blessed us with a new upload
@Maximillian200HP
@Maximillian200HP Жыл бұрын
To think I've been following this channel for nearly 10 years. Still hilarious.
@BeeSaucySkateboarding
@BeeSaucySkateboarding Жыл бұрын
You mean 20 weeks
@brettsandford6344
@brettsandford6344 Жыл бұрын
This is the closes Dom has ever been to a consistent upload.
@CoachJT
@CoachJT Жыл бұрын
Thank you Dom for existing
@Dan-cu3sf
@Dan-cu3sf Жыл бұрын
"make your girl do squats so you don't have to" is the most bro science thing ever
@Chavylifts
@Chavylifts Жыл бұрын
Dom is like my father, comes back when he needs money
@afterglowsword
@afterglowsword Жыл бұрын
Comes in phases
@vahlok2568
@vahlok2568 Жыл бұрын
You and Lina actually look really happy and like you’re having fun in this vid. So cute man happy for you 💪🖤
@bermchasin
@bermchasin Жыл бұрын
id be looking happy with lina too
@possiblemarten
@possiblemarten Жыл бұрын
best dom video in the last year. also the only video in the last year so, yeah, that checks out
@iansanqui859
@iansanqui859 Жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK that Fantasia line. I actually used to think that when I was a kid. Along with my teachers.
@TachoSJ
@TachoSJ Жыл бұрын
I damn near died when I heard that line 😂😂😂😂😂
@IL_Bgentyl
@IL_Bgentyl Жыл бұрын
bruh that spot had me low key shocked. Your YT content has been more consistent in my life than my dads presents.
@kevinblue1976
@kevinblue1976 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have asked for a better early Christmas present thank you Dom
@drjamesalfondc
@drjamesalfondc Жыл бұрын
Always spot on! Props to home girl for keeping a straight face. Think I’m gonna buy some merch this year.
@raullasvegas
@raullasvegas Жыл бұрын
Lena hip thrusts Dom while hes doing curls. Impressive.
@jordanmascarenhas7974
@jordanmascarenhas7974 7 ай бұрын
Keep her coming back and I’m subscribing🤘🏼
@MisterStubstep
@MisterStubstep Жыл бұрын
Okay the lines in this were brilliant! I laughed out loud multiple times
@taylorwilson6655
@taylorwilson6655 Жыл бұрын
honestly, i think is a top 3 video of yours, its great to see you putting out quality after all this time.
@addisoncothern1902
@addisoncothern1902 Жыл бұрын
The housing market bit got me 😂 And the bro tip about squats, and the body weight bit 😂
@PlacesRTR
@PlacesRTR Жыл бұрын
You’ve done very well for yourself Brofessor
@arthurtheaardvark13
@arthurtheaardvark13 Жыл бұрын
The hurt in which Dom said "you STRUCK me" has me on the ground!
@-Sober-
@-Sober- Жыл бұрын
this is easily the best Christmas gift I could ever receive, 3 more weeks of uploads!
@WeightNarc
@WeightNarc Жыл бұрын
How is this guy still producing gold after releasing a video a week for the past 10 years!? 😂
@megamanzfan
@megamanzfan Жыл бұрын
OMG she actually hit that. 👀 4:23 Hip thrust is a new workout for me. I'm late, thanks for the new workout 💪
@pananay3192
@pananay3192 Жыл бұрын
6:14 Lmfao I'm done this shit is funny af 😭
@youngtally2677
@youngtally2677 Жыл бұрын
The brofessor has finally blessed us with heavenly presence.
@headshot9347
@headshot9347 Жыл бұрын
I made my girl watch this so I can skip leg month. Thank you Dom!
@JakeWS19
@JakeWS19 Жыл бұрын
Dom back at it with the daily uploads!
@RyanCoomer
@RyanCoomer Жыл бұрын
When I was homeless I created a beef suit to keep me warm in the windy city of Chicago. I dug outside in the garbage to find expired beef products. I then stitch a yarn exoskeleton around my body that can safely hang meats to cover me entirely. The expired meat kept me warm.
@carlosdelsol76
@carlosdelsol76 Жыл бұрын
By the love of god this comment needs to be pinned
@alexandersokolov7001
@alexandersokolov7001 Жыл бұрын
Again? Same post in every video
@DanielDirtyMoney
@DanielDirtyMoney Жыл бұрын
Please say sike ...
@dwaynecunningham2164
@dwaynecunningham2164 Жыл бұрын
OMG I can't believe another week has gone by so fast!
@AnabolicSaagAloo
@AnabolicSaagAloo Жыл бұрын
Good to see Dom finally getting around to paying off his dealer
@viperford6840
@viperford6840 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes in a while
@mattb6646
@mattb6646 Жыл бұрын
The hip thrust forts are real.
@calvinhullum6931
@calvinhullum6931 Жыл бұрын
Fantasia joke has me fucking ROLLING
@aaronalquiza9680
@aaronalquiza9680 Жыл бұрын
3:31 that made me laugh so hard i got 8 pack abs.
@ultime321
@ultime321 Жыл бұрын
One of the best in a while!
@caspergundersen8
@caspergundersen8 Жыл бұрын
Literally need workout clothes rn. This is perfect. I am rapidly outgrowing my shirts so i’ll need another discount in 2 months.
@EyetalionMafia
@EyetalionMafia Жыл бұрын
This guy is full of knowledge I've gotten so many gains !
@omarandre2697
@omarandre2697 Жыл бұрын
crazy how 1 week feels like 3 weeks. Thanks for the weekly videos Dom
@StrokePlay
@StrokePlay Жыл бұрын
I lost it at “RealASState mogul” 😂
@LastSkullLeft
@LastSkullLeft Жыл бұрын
exactly 10mins long, our boy going for the Algo
@Spencer277
@Spencer277 Жыл бұрын
Dom winning on and off the court
@Shercosta
@Shercosta Жыл бұрын
New videos every week for the next three weeks? Damn... For the next three weeks, gym is gonna be wild
@damalgriffin-neil9472
@damalgriffin-neil9472 Жыл бұрын
Needed this! The King is back!!!
@teetheluchador
@teetheluchador Жыл бұрын
“You struck me” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffbruton8685
@jeffbruton8685 Жыл бұрын
And still the reigning KZbin Champaign!
@yora740
@yora740 Жыл бұрын
Today on another episode of "Rent is due" 😎
@gabrielperetto5419
@gabrielperetto5419 Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting you dropping a vid that quick my man ! Less than a month !!!!
@natelofimusic
@natelofimusic Жыл бұрын
Dom is so funny there are literally no thirst comments 😂😂
@Kenobi487
@Kenobi487 Жыл бұрын
Broscience the only legitimate place to find fitness advice on KZbin.
@MrFantastic23
@MrFantastic23 Жыл бұрын
Been watching Dom for just about a decade and he still makes me bust out laughing!
@Rajivrocks-Ltd.
@Rajivrocks-Ltd. Жыл бұрын
"mental breakdown and blame it on the moon", that shit cracked me up man xD
@S.Diego_2005
@S.Diego_2005 Жыл бұрын
Fastest notification I've ever pressed on 💀
@NinjaLLR
@NinjaLLR Жыл бұрын
This has gotta be one of the best ones yet 😭
@hebertschweitzerracing
@hebertschweitzerracing Жыл бұрын
Showed this video to my husband, and he bought me the shorts Lina's wearing. Thanks, Dom! Pls give out Lina's promo codes!
@billyjin2062
@billyjin2062 Жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest in a while lmfao "hold yourself accountable"
@andreipopescu5342
@andreipopescu5342 Жыл бұрын
I've never seen a person so talented in a gym.
@williammorris3509
@williammorris3509 Жыл бұрын
"Have a mental breakdown and blame it on the moon" got me good 😂
@mr.someone5679
@mr.someone5679 Жыл бұрын
Step 1: Get a girl
@Cursed_Jono
@Cursed_Jono Жыл бұрын
a banger of an episode Dom always make's them worth the wait
@trevorbaker7168
@trevorbaker7168 Жыл бұрын
11 years on the platform and Dom still has never missed
@MDLish8980
@MDLish8980 Жыл бұрын
Can always count on a solid post from Dom just in time for black friday!
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