Brother may I have some bolts

[@Dutch40KGuy]

BRÖTHER, I AM PINNED HERE

[@christianleocastelo342]

OP needs to pin this one 😂

[@airbender460]

Solid attempt, Brother, but you cannot be pinned here. To pin someone here would make it impossible to pin anyone else, Brother. The pin cannot be shared, Brother, so it is better off not being used at all!

[@Dutch40KGuy]

@@airbender460 But you don't understand Brother, to be pinned is to be seen by the Emperor! And for that, I have been blessed by our honorable brother Chaotic, his blessings through these dark times of war and misery have been bestowed, and I shall fight with the smile of his holy light upon me Brother!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

@Dutch40KGuy 🫡

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Rev the chain blades

[@burialgoods]

NO MERCY FOR THE BOLTLESS, BROTHER

[@Idiotdragon8]

Is Chaotic Voices your alter-ego? Or is it the other way around? Are you perhaps even… the same ego? Or maybe you’re totally unrelated or something idk.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

👀

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

NO MERCY!

[@oskarask.6712]

Omg hi burialgoods

[@mastreflame1966]

Very familiar voice here hmmm

[@macmillan2805]

In the grim darkness of the far future… there is still oatposting

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Truly the best timeline

[@IOverlord]

Boltposting

[@notchs0son]

Literally 40k in the far future

[@edwardleon9988]

Oatpoasting you mean

[@tegathemenace]

​@@IOverlord Boat posting

[@pyrofrog368]

Captain: brothers! Will you please stop bickering like children and share the ammo! The heretics will be on us soon! And why are you on all fours?!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Bet it was Tzeentch!

[@TheBlastmeister]

Im looking for bolts, Brother Captain.

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Spare some bolts brother captain? Bolts? Boooooollllllttttsssss!

[@haydenstockwell252]

Laughing at the idea of two Space Marines inexplicably on all fours in the middle of a battle was not how I expected to start my day, but here we are.

[@Nef-Anyo]

they are either looking for bolts, or pooping...

[@conradbarnes9671]

It all reverts back to Warhammer 40K, it always goes back to 40K. God emperor protects.

[@VeraVemaVena]

Burialgoods did do a lot of Warhammer stuff before he made the oats videos, after all

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

*Big E, probably:* ME fücking dammit, quit being a Logar-pissing bästard, and give him the damn bolts. You SM's don't grow on trees, and trust Me, Malcador and I TRIED

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Yes, he does.

[@emigdiogreen7439]

Always has been..

[@snorkable]

Hell yes

[@Spythings245]

Salamander 1: Hey brother, can i have some of your fuel tanks, please Salamander 2: Sure, brother

[@emeraldsentinel92alpha30]

Salamander 3: Flame on, Brothers! Flame on! 😂😊

[@TheNikoNik]

@@emeraldsentinel92alpha30 Salamander 4, with the tactical arrow icon on an unusual place: Flamyo, hotmen!

[@MajorCrits404]

@@TheNikoNik Kuzon reference, nice

[@NoobPTFO]

“ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS RETAIN THEIR SENSES AND PERSONA, BROTHER.” PREACH YOUR IMPERIAL TRUTH MY BROTHER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@GarkKahn]

Still doesn't save them from perishing

[@andrekrzyzowiec4063]

This line had me explode from laughter

[@rexmagi4606]

Ironically most dreadnoughts have a name painted onto them lol.

[@Baire_]

Unless they're a named ultramarine ​@@GarkKahn

[@problemdog9876]

This line did it for me lmao

[@Its_Cannon]

*meanwhile* Ork: I BELIEVE I HAVE INFINITE AMMO, AND IM RIGHT

[@Sirtrolltzar]

Other orks Oi iz wount dat dakka

[@jbark678]

Until *DA BOSS* tells you that you're out of ammo

[@YashaSkaven]

​@@Sirtrolltzaroi git, even if I sharez me dakka youz wouldn't ave enuff

[@hellatze]

Imperial guard : what ammo ?

[@DDeusExMachina]

BOSS IM OUTTA AMMO!!! NO YOU ARENT, YOU ZOGGIN GIT!! OH, YOUS RIGHT BOSS!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

HE ACTUALLY GOT BURIALGOODS FOR THE VIDEO, THIS TRULY IS PEAK WARHAMMER 40K

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Wouldn't have done it any other way.

[@Hermanoman6]

PEAK

[@RGBeagle]

ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS RETAIN THEIR SENSES AND PERSONA, BROTHER! 😂😂😂

[@WeDieStanding948]

Have I not bestowed mine bolts unto you in the past brother? Do not damn me to an honourless death devoid of ammunition!

[@satanic_rosa]

You would use our shared past to try and force me to give up what is rightfully mine? You are despicable, brother.

[@WeDieStanding948]

@@satanic_rosa do you despise me so much brother? Does our bond truly mean that little to you? You may keep your bolts I do not want them! I shall be content to charge into the mouth of hell without a single bolt if you but tell me why?! Why have you forsaken me brother?!

[@satanic_rosa]

@@WeDieStanding948 My reasons are for me to bear, brother. No answer I give would satisfy you, for they cannot fill your magazine. Now it is for you to decide: will you perish fighting, or fleeing?

[@methal0-111]

​@@satanic_rosathanking thanking the god emporor that you guys found each other 😭🙏

[@NevilsicoShard]

Peak cinema

[@omgopuo2773]

Slightly Khornate influenced space marine speaks to slightly tzeench influenced space marine

[@anametoignore2286]

They're both heretics. The 1st pig for speaking of witnessing the blessed entombment of one of the Emperor's chosen within a holy Dreadnaughts in such a manner. The 2 for not immediately reporting this heresy to his Chaplin

[@Lunalander226]

Explain? I may be missing something here honestly

[@Malum3538]

Saw this about a month ago in my feed after watching the oats one. Waited until I knew more Warhammer lore before coming back and I'm glad I did. This is cannon

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Welcome to the fandom!

[@SaltedMallows]

That last line, on its own makes this narrative completely different. His acknowledgement that he knows what he's doing and he's keeping his bolts away from his brother so that only he has to parish paints him as benevolent in his actions instead of unapologetic apathy and glutony. Hero pig, he wouldn't make a diss track on his brother.

[@CheeseyBreezey]

Alternatively, it can be seen as a "I'm keeping this ammo to defend myself, have fun not defending yourself"

[@mortenrl1946]

Sweet ambiguity! Our neurons, they're forming connections!

[@olegb2177]

Your story amuses me, brother, but does not convince me.

[@psychee1]

Yeah, that one took me by surprise. He was a true brother after all.

[@vibechecker3168]

The original video voice acting immediately made me think of the Horus heresy, glad someone else did 😂

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

It could be no other way, BROTHER

[@duongngole4785]

he actually did some really nice WH40k audios tho

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

@@duongngole4785 I hope the black library notices.

[@CharlieHiggins420]

Black Templar: You can have my bolts, cousin. I have little use for them while I have this power sword. Salamander: You can have mine too, I have more than enough flamer fuel for this battle. Imperial Fist: I shall be too busy fortifying this position to fight. You may have my bolts as well. [The marines all move to hand off their bolts, but pause when they can't find them.] Black Templar: What the? Salamander: My bolts. Imperial Fist: Where did they go? Blood Raven: Truly a mystery for the ages.

[@justahotdog8430]

blood raven with a suspiciously bolt shaped stomach "idk its odd isnt it"

[@aurorahasfallen]

Can’t have shit around the blood ravens 😭

[@GarkKahn]

When the inq isn't around then it's those red birds why we can't have nice things

[@Ashraff-vt1kl]

Technically they have a simple black Raven as their Chapter insignia with only a blood drop in the middle🤓👆​@@GarkKahn

[@GarkKahn]

@@Ashraff-vt1kl ackshually the logo was a tribute from another chapter probably

[@notchbeard9007]

The brötherposting is too good

[@RamArt9091]

Brother Porcinus and Brother Porco of the Razorback Space Marine chapter.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hehe

[@def3ndr887]

Don’t forget captain Haminus

[@DjMaxi005]

Truly, a Warham 40k calories moment

[@rodneynoble6046]

From the Agri-world of Panem in the Quaker system. Their gene seed gives them an abundance of brown fat and small tusks but they all still crush PT. An obscure chapter on the fringes of the Imperium. Loyal but looked at suspiciously by the Inquisition due to their "mutation", so they have an overabundance of Chaplains to compensate. They are famous for their glorious long tailed mohawks, and are the only world in all the Imperium where you can find BBQ Incense.

[@lordssenthe3st493]

Nassir Amit spotted

[@giveuup3709]

AS SOMEONE WHO PLAY WAR THUNDER I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU BROTHER TOO MUCH AMMUNITIONS IS NOT IDEAL!!!

[@hanchiman]

Bröthers, if lack of Bolts, why not Rip and Tear with hands?

[@NotDr.Evil137]

(Minotaurs waiting patiently in the corner, dog whining noises)

[@APsychicMonkey]

"You are issued a combat knife for a reason, brother. Pray, do not deny its divine purpose!"

[@gold_twisted]

Wrong franchise, brother

[@magmaghost3410]

the rippin and the tearin

[@stag2551]

They should've used you guys for Space Marine 2. The space marines in that game just sound like normal humans.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

I am available!

[@firekeeper3421]

Something tells me this battle brother may not be a loyalist...

[@ramsesbams]

the original version of these pigs are why i got into the warhammer audio books

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Nice!!

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

Honorable brother, may I have my head back ? - Ferrus Magnus

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

'Catch!'

[@internetuser320]

​@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas"*clack* *clack*.......1......"

[@RogueSanta]

This blessed video will forever be interred into my favorites folder!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Huzzah!

[@Jimmy_Space]

While they are arguing over bolts the guard already won the battle with a 98% casualty rate

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

TRUTH

[@tjpprojects7192]

A Blood Raven wouldn't need to ask. They know that all chapters are willing to give them anything they want, so the the Blood Ravens don't waste the time of other chapters, and just take items.

[@tjpprojects7192]

I'd edit my comment for spelling, but it'll remove the heart. Oh well.

[@macewindu3492]

You mean they'll simply take their bolts back. Why they were in the fortress-monastary of another Chapter is anyone's guess

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

I HAVE HEARTED IT AGAIN, BROTHER! ​@@tjpprojects7192

[@kryst8733]

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔰!

[@zerosen1972]

You mean like when they - AND I QUOTE- STOLE CYRUS

[@ultronkilla4487]

this meme is living way past its expiration date

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Neverrrrr

[@IChaseIYouTube]

Not as long as you are past yours.

[@sugarpolecat4781]

2 battle brothers arguing like children, but in novel-like dialgoue.

[@ZuoKalp]

To not know shit about 40k nor care, but to enjoy regardless due the amazing voice acting.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Cheers!

[@josefstalin8069]

I don't know how, but you made the perfect marriage of öatpig and space marine voices and I am so here for it

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡

[@snorkable]

It’s beautiful. 😢

[@Napp2804]

Once in a Dreadnought: “help me Bröther, I’m stuck!”

[@chonkules7654]

I could watch a whole show of this

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Same

[@Yesnaught]

Oh my god, the twist. He acts not out of greed... but generosity for his boltless brother.

[@amirordibi1348]

I love how it stays lore-accurate, and still faithful to the meme

[@holyghost5349]

The part when he describes the head in its deathless state and the tech priests waffting incense and he brought out a primal scream. It chilled me. Amazing detail in such little time. Thank you.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Thanks a lot!

[@zaniatnik]

Didn’t he say the vocal cords are cut out before? What would the poor fragger scream with?

[@Ashraff-vt1kl]

​@@zaniatnikthe vox speaker the priests hooked em up with

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

@zaniatnik He screamed, and then they cut out his vocal chords.

[@MaskOfMetal94]

"Brother, do you not have a chainsword, brother?"

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

It is stuck in that Tyranid, brother!

[@ThePengu_96]

0:22 CAPITALIZE THE H IN HE YOU HERETIC

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Oh shi-

[@thomashowe1583]

I coulda swore all Dreadnoughts were happy in their shells, until I remembered "only named characters retain their senses and persona."

[@ДаулетСерік-и3п]

All dreadnoughts are named.

[@poolee77]

I don’t think happy is the right word

[@Equinox226]

The voices from the original meme always reminded me of space marines so thank you for this

[@YouWinAFREEiPOD]

I can't believe Alpharius would stoop so low as to make off with the honorable battle brother's bolts.

[@Jazzglenn]

This short video have me more emotionally invested than the entire Dustborn playthrough!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hah!

[@Sovietube]

I wouldn't wish a dustborn playthrough onto my worst enemy

[@notusneo]

Just use your chainsword honorable battle brother

[@equinox2909]

This has more dramatic delivery than most of the other fictional movies nowadays.

[@PhthaloGreenskin]

POV when Heavy and Sniper fight over the ammo boxes.

[@unatco6554]

Bulwark and Assault classes have no such issues and gun strikes allow for "infinite" ammo

[@theanhtran6019]

Every Heavy main pain

[@TheLostPrimarch]

NO BROTHER, YOU ARE BECOMING BLACK TEMPLAR BROTHER!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

❎️ but black

[@jarus7618]

OH MEIN GOTT, DERR CODEX ASTARTES IST EIN BUNCH OF BULLSHEISE!

[@honkerbonker6700]

May i have some potions , brother ?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

My potions are too strong for you, brother.

[@pedroabad9824]

Not everyone can be named, but all have names nonetheless, for the emperor loves his children

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡

[@DeafMan1957]

This feels like it should be a stand-alone play, why is this better than most acting in most media these days??

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

😊

[@mopeysadcloud3925]

Meanwhile, with the blood angles: "Hey, can have some of that b positive blood." "Yeah, sure, I don't need them anyway. I'm going on a diet."

[@ФедяКрюков-в6ь]

"AHA, SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY BLOOD, HORUS!"

[@Kuhtlass]

Someone needs to do this in 3D - it would be amazing.

[@fangwu7576]

Why do I feel like both marines aren't far from falling to chaos. One when he realizes the nihilistic cold indifference of the Imperium and its pointless wars and his pointless existence. The other turns to worship chaos out of jealously when the Emperor shines his light way from him and onto a mere guardsman who awakens as a living saint.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

👀

[@Blaze_Raven]

The one who hordes his bolts will fall to the gluttony of Slaanesh. The one who desires his brother's bolts will fall to the machinations of Tzeentch. There is only one truth. Chaos is inevitable.

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

​​@@Blaze_Raven nice try Lorgar

[@PraiseTheKing77]

@@Blaze_Raventhe brother who accepts his horrific truth of melee combat stands true in faith, the brother who hoards his bolts hoards them for joy to spread amongst the heretic or the alien. You are a heretic.

[@lungmud931]

LIES BROTHER

[@Itachi21x]

I am glad my comment was one of those which inspired this.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡 We thank you for your service!

[@-Raylight]

*"This is not cringe. This is KEK, father"* -Dogal Rorn, probably

[@joy-wire]

I watch this video multiple times a week

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Now this is Good Amazing skit Great VA

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Cheers!

[@goblinburner]

I stood up and clapped at the end

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Noice

[@MrCOLBSTAH]

I actually thought about Warhammer the first time I saw this meme and so now You are doing the emperor's work with this glorious meme

[@Jebu911]

same somehow as not native english speaker the word brother always makes me think of 40k

[@luangu]

...and that's why Horus heresy.

[@sparking023]

BurialGods has the canonical voice of an Astartes to me. Maybe one day we'll hear his voice in a game or audiobook

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

I am actively advocating for it!!

[@SubSkrub]

Absolute cinema. Greatest plot twist of the century 😤

[@Goetaxd]

1:40 AHA! SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY BOOTS?

[@TheMC1102]

"I have observed many things. From the roaring sounds of battle, and the overzealousness of those with too much ammunition." He must've fought a lot of Orks.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Exactly what I was thinking of!

[@nicklasveva]

"Bröther, may I have some original cöntent?" "No, brother."

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

hehehe

[@XxInfinityxXTimer]

I like how the ending made the selfish one seem like a selfless one

[@LadyTakanashi]

the one with bolts was Leandros.

[@danser_theplayer01]

He's brÖther posting.

[@Jebu911]

Ive watched this for at least 1h in my life. Brother chaotic voices this is a good video.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡 Thanks!

[@wolfpix7687]

My god, the drama between 2 unmoving pigs and mspaint marine helmets has so much drama and emotion in it. Mans is goated.😊

[@TheQuatchman]

The bolt that started it all.

[@AliceBowie]

When you run out of ammo, you just go full on melee.

[@mastercrafter2252]

Love the little twist at the end XD

[@thelonecaliforniacowboytlc9709]

The fable background music was perfict

[@zsoltpatai3423]

Bröther, too much ammunation leads to excess, and excess leads to Slaanesh. LIES!!!!!

[@GrasshopperKelly]

I feel like in this version the fat brother has a point… to serve the Emperor for eternity…

[@ShootingDrive]

The tall, no longer truly alive but not yet completely dead Emperor of a man gave the bolts to me. Clearly the Emperor favors me brother.

[@chunkblaster]

Brother Burialgoods, has your Chapter a new Neophyte?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Always ready to serve!

[@snorkable]

BATTLE BROTHERS

[@CivfcNeuro]

I watch this masterpiece multiple times a day

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

And I salute you for it!

[@internetman-ge4lr]

"the coffin of no return" got me. Dreadnoughts are terrifying.

[@lorddamocles2222]

No bolts? No problem! Chainsword goes brrr

[@BiglyChungus]

Bolt hoarding is heresy

[@Shoutatclouds]

Me with 2 lightning claws. Keep your bolts brother

[@dafewger]

Okay so when are the Orks doing, "Git, May I Ev Sum Dakka?"

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Perhaps one day, though Naturally RP has a brilliant version already!

[@gregorysivits3605]

Beautiful

[@stevenobrien7686]

“Only named characters retain their senses and persona, brother!!!” Okay, that one got me pretty good. Lol

[@JackTheBlindOrganistAndCrepey]

It's amazing how a shitpost can be so emotionally charged.

[@supremefankai5480]

That was better writing than the Acolyte, that's for sure. I get that some people wouldn't like to be interned into a Dreadnought,I don't know how I would react, maybe I wouldn't mind, but I might get bored occasionally. As long as they hook me up to Netflix I'm golden... probably.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

'Hey MA, I CAN WRITE FOR TV!'

[@amandahugenkiss2310]

I heard the White Scars have few, If any dreadnoughts since they tend to feel claustrophobic inside of them. This makes me think that if a Space Marine doesn’t want to become a dreadnought in the case they get seriously injured and simply allowed to perish, their battle brothers will respect that, like a DNR order. Personally as long as I had Internet access I’d be fine.

[@shadowgrinch]

Both of them suspiciously sound like they’ve been corrupted by chaos…

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

👀

[@htomerif]

Aw dang, but the ending is different. Very good.

[@jarus7618]

My friend! May I have some lasgun batteries?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

NO, BROTHER!

[@Mario-zo1uj]

A mistake brother!

[@Dragonoix11]

ARCHMAGOS I REQUIRE YOUR STRONGEST BÖLTS

[@AirahsELL]

My bolts are too strong for you, Inquisitor.

[@ironhell808]

I am going to use those vocals if he wont collaborate.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

:o

[@novemberpierce206]

Brother, say Brother, one more Time Brother.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Brother

[@muhmmadmuneeb219]

.......just look for an ammo crate...theyre everywhere, brother....

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

But I want yours brother!

[@muhmmadmuneeb219]

I HAVE A STALKER BOLTOR ITS A DIFFERENT CALIBER.​@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

[@Rievven]

I think there is a heretic among us.

[@danielaparra885]

Me as a heavy fighting over the -ammo- bolt boxes with every other class that has a primary weapon during any operation XD

[@TheCrepper98]

This gives such Oblivion NPC Vibes and I love it😂

[@flashn00b]

When you're Tactical and your teammates are Heavy and Sniper

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

Equip the melta and focus on melee. Pull out the melta as a panic button to get out of a cluster-feth free card.