Bruce and Alfred Confronts Bully |

[@theonlyMarlon]

Remember that I let him try... Alfred is brutal

[@batboy555]

Wasn't he British special forces.

[@lokeshgayari2322]

​@@batboy555 absolutely right , master takashi

[@evil4lexander710]

@@lokeshgayari2322 nicely done. Nicely done.

[@maestrohiphop]

@@batboy555 yeah he was SAS

[@peteandrepeat6979]

Well in a comic he also used a pill Batman made (that only gives you super strength) and knocked Superman tf out Ps by “only” I mean it doesn’t give super good durability, speed or flying

[@bogustoast22none25]

I love how Alfred is both wholesome and savage. Edit: I’m talking about how he flipped from telling that guy off to “excellent choice master Wayne” sounding really happy, it was the most controlled 100-0 I’ve seen.

[@MayorDoWell]

We Stan Alfred

[@Codyiguess]

I mean he beat the SHIT out of Superman so yeah he’s a fucking savage

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@Codyiguess oh shit I forgot about that.

[@theurbangoose6918]

I mean tbf he was part of UK Special Forces

[@josiahfondren2048]

@@Codyiguess It would make him a savage if he did so as a normal human, but he was under the effects of a power enhancement that made him able to hurt superman. On top of that Superman was caught off guard.

[@kalimba00]

Not all heroes wear capes. Alfred really is an unsung hero.

[@mhamed-iq7rr]

Movie name pls

[@BullyMaguire5407]

​@@mhamed-iq7rrGotham. It's a TV Show and is underrated as fuck.

[@juanmenez4549]

Tbf i hear him a lot he's not under rated but he's perfect

[@laurakiner3942]

Alfred doesn't need or have use of a cape. He is a weapon of himself when Bruce, his love ones, and himself are in danger and he does this with a polite smile.

[@DrewFilms05]

Wouldn't call him unsung, it seems people in the last few decades have really come to appreciate how much of a badass Alfred is.

[@indianvortex8784]

"and remember I let him try" - damn that was a threat

[@shirishabansal5326]

Yup

[@ACWolf700]

Correction.....tht....was a promise

[@Josh-qo9oq]

Alfred is allergic to L’s

[@Vce702]

Call him “Afred” 😂

[@shadowbullet3793]

​@@Vce702 call him afred bcuz any enemy that sees him becomes afred of him

[@RG-qi8sq]

​@@Vce702underrated

[@Auris57]

And i've never seen him have an allergy

[@Tucker619]

Let’s not forget the time Alfred dropped Superman, And don’t forget about the time when trained ninjas broke into the manor, And Alfred’s first reaction was to grab a pump action shotgun and start BODYING mf’s.

[@Squorzel]

Damn. Man’s gonna be traumatised for life. He’s never gonna eat pizza after that 😂

[@springytfk]

he got the tomato sauce leaking out his mouth.

[@Squorzel]

@@springytfk 😅

[@diantess]

He also will kill his parents, cut his own face off and make himself a new one, so yeah, he's gonna be very traumatized

[@Squorzel]

@@diantess oh. Ok

[@feb14loose]

He's going to hire his own butler bruv

[@arandombeanboyo6609]

There is no Batman without Alfred man Edit: my father came home with the milk to congratulate me for the likes thank you all

[@AnonymousanonymousA]

He was Mi6 and had his own live action show some years back

[@blackjay7571]

True fax😁

[@-flaredralph]

333 likes and I'm gonna ruin it >:)

[@HighonHorrorOfficial]

Pennyworth, it’s still running and pretty good

[@HighonHorrorOfficial]

@@Lucifer.666-Satan meant to tag you

[@youngdolo8]

I'm being serious, we're gonna have to change Alfred's name to Afred, because the man doesn't take Ls.

[@21stcenturydegenerate29]

Stolen.

[@youngdolo8]

@@21stcenturydegenerate29 It's the internet ya special twink. Every single comment has been commented before. Grow up.

[@desaiaakash90]

What series is this from?

[@youngdolo8]

@@desaiaakash90 I never knew it was from a series, but apparently it's a "stolen comment". I've never heard of it before.

[@Crappy7]

​@@desaiaakash90i heard the show is called gotham

[@abbaexteriors3546]

Tommy: “Dad! I got beat up!” Dad: “What? By who?” Tommy: “Bruce Wayne!” Dad: “Oh.”

[@rayyanalam8248]

Dad: and you didnt die? So proud of you

[@Kuroo8823]

john wick vibes

[@DarkCreed]

Then Bruce dad gets Tommy dad whacked. According to The Batman anyway.

[@zhuhriramadhanaarlin7050]

​@@rayyanalam8248 Bully: What do you mean dad?

[@venemous15]

​@@zhuhriramadhanaarlin7050 dad: well me and his dad had some beef backthen and he was not joking

[@Ghosted-_-9]

Someone definitely told him “ me personally I would never let him talk to my mother like that” then pulled up to his house

[@i-lack-creativity]

It was Alfred definitely Alfred

[@nukedude2433]

Me personally

[@jvauxholder651]

"Me personally, Master Bruce, i would never let a man say such things about the woman who raised me."

[@kennyomega9447]

It was Mark from RDC

[@Vermixent9]

@@jvauxholder651 so formal yet so disrespectful 😂

[@teddycolonthree]

Imagine getting beaten almost to death by a Billionaire and see him ask for pizza right after💀

[@suevalentine2862]

Lol sometimes I wish I was Bruce

[@zemzunina7089]

​@@suevalentine2862 bruce lee bruce wayne, which bruce

[@prump]

​@@zemzunina7089 did you ever learned Context Clues from school?

[@zemzunina7089]

@@prump have you ever learned sarcasm in school?

[@b0byls5ad23]

​@@zemzunina7089 that aint no sarcasm thats an unfunny joke nobody laughed at 💀

[@majr_]

“Superb choice, Master Bruce.” Words of a legend.

[@belligooal]

When you run out of anything significant to quote

[@belligooal]

Or even remotely funny

[@separateemail3575]

​@@belligooalbasically. Back to the basics

[@crypt1c-vr]

​@@belligooallittle bro, I think he was quoting superb choice because he understands Bruce is a child right now, pizza is a great comfort food, especially for someone like Bruce who just dealt out his anger on a bully, so alfreds words and correct

[@belligooal]

@crypt1c-vr I'm talking about the commenter.. if you didn't have the iq of an orange cat you would've understood it aswell 😊

[@toji6952]

“Master Bruce!” *curb stomps kid* “What do you fancy for dinner?”

[@cesarcastro2831]

That wasn’t a curb stomp, but ok

[@Thegaminggk]

@@cesarcastro2831 he’s saying it as like if he did that Alfred would say that

[@warhead-2268]

​@@cesarcastro2831 joke flew right over your head.

[@AtotehZ]

He was military as I recall. And ofc fiercely loyal to the family the little shit insulted.

[@sussalicoussuspect8498]

"Whats for dinner Master Bruce" "Soup" Haha good choice for him master bruce "Oh Steak for me Alfred"

[@emanuelalex6357]

Alfred is the closest thing to a father to Batman

[@racicotdos6890]

In the zombie dc universe batman got infected but could slow it down with a mr.freeze like suit and he told everyone what to do then he told them to leave as he wa as going zombie. Last seen of him is alfred with a shotgun getting ready to kill bruce and alfred tell him that he was his son before shooting bruce thus ending his suffering

[@emanuelalex6357]

@@racicotdos6890 and that just proves my point

[@ultimate_idv]

@@emanuelalex6357 he’s just adding on to what u said

[@zero_s]

I love that in multiple comics I've seen Alfred call Bruce his son, it's always touching for me.

[@johnprock9191]

Like how you said father to batman and not bruce.

[@Shubbhaaam]

Alfred: Any broken bones? Bully: He tried to kill me Alfred: *I missed the part where that's my problem*

[@TorturedAspirantsDepartment]

Name of this movie?

[@damon5697]

​@@TorturedAspirantsDepartment gotham.

[@TorturedAspirantsDepartment]

@@damon5697 is it worth watching like other batman movies?

[@bercalziner722]

@@TorturedAspirantsDepartment 100%. It’s violent as heck, but it’s really good. Focused on a young Jim Gordon and Bruce Wayne. Shows a lot of the origin stories of popular villains.

[@scribbledeggs3222]

@@bercalziner722 I watched the whole thing it was amazing but they really should have had two face as a villain I would have loved to see ManBat, Killer Croc and Deathstroke as villains

[@jordithedome]

Called him Master Bruce, even though his employers were passed. Damn, respect.

[@pushkardutta3937]

He gets paid I believe

[@lory3771]

@@pushkardutta3937He was in the will. He’s the second richest person in Gotham after Batman, and he only stayed because he cared about Bruce.

[@optimus2008]

Alfred is the pinnacle of human loyalty.

[@kenb2671]

@@lory3771He also stayed when Bruce wanted to train to become Batman.

[@SamyakGupta-e5q]

​@@lory3771fr he's rich af but still decides to be with Bruce after what happnes Alfred was loyal to wayne family , and also Bruce doesn't treat him as a servent ,he treat him as his father

[@imnotjayden1]

I deadass thought Alfred was gonna say "Now it's my turn."

[@monte7233]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[@MdAsifUrRahman94]

😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@kidroach916]

Duuude same 😂😂😂

[@sheikhu1039]

Bruhhh😂😂😂

[@drstone46]

I mean he's Savage but he's not that brutal now he said something while getting his ass beat then he probably would have got one slick punch on that kid that'd put him in the hospital or just straight reality check him into unconsciousness.

[@sirpugsly1559]

Not all heroes wear capes, some eat pizza for dinner

[@shivangirathore4457]

Nice one dude😂

[@ygr6484]

Ninja Turtles?

[@legot10]

@@ygr6484Fax

[@persontheperson7629]

And call Batman “Master Bruce”

[@Kyy_Rocket]

Exactly.

[@Tsukuyomi_99]

The only L Alfred got on his life is the letter on his name

[@Farhan_049]

If he didn't have that, he'd be called "Afraid" (A_fred).

[@Owl-Films]

@@Farhan_049that’s what all the criminals are of him, bro has used a shotgun on multiple occasions

[@drtraytdm5069]

Alfred is a top G. My man gives a child the respect of a god

[@b-agent5153]

Treat them special... They become special

[@onamattapeeya]

@@b-agent5153 don't talk down to kids or mistreat them cuz eventually they will be bigger than you and you will be an old man, I've been spared a couple of bad days because I crossed paths with unsavory people, it could have ended bad for me but I showed them kindness when they were younger, me and my unbroken bones think that I made the right choice

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock]

I more thought that this was more of Alfred bringing out the Military Side of him - than the Butler aspect When he says- *Point well Made I think, Any broken bones* ,? " *That's* " *right he tried to kill you just you remember that next you see him* , *and you remember that'd I let him* ' *try* - ..

[@Fee.1]

What movie/show is this??

[@shilohaustin649]

​@@Fee.1 Gotham

[@KingGrim19XX]

Bruh Alfred is Batman’s Home security system 3 days and 1.1k likes holy hell I knew my nerd hood would gain me popularity one day 😎🤓😎

[@KingGrim19XX]

He’s like: yes I am the butler and as the butler some of my duties include answering the door taking out the trash and shoowing away the rif raf, now that I’ve answered the door I must ask, are you riff raff or…….. *cracks knuckles* trash that needs to be taken out?

[@YiorgosVr]

Hahahahahaha! This comment is nothing short of awesome!

[@friendlycreeper1045]

@@KingGrim19XX lmao

[@KingGrim19XX]

And also let’s not forget while Batman may not use guns Alfred served in the queens military so don’t think for a moment that he would hesitate to dust off the ol pump action trench sweeper and John wick your ass then cleaning up the blood all in time for master Wayne’s morning tea in the bat cave

[@justsomeguyonhisphone709]

From what I remember Alfred was even in the military at some point, so yeah

[@wickedchild8501]

"And remember.... that I let him try" If only all of the Batman villains heard that

[@aftabmirza3804]

Alfred is the only one who can whoop Bruce’s ass with words doesn’t need to use his fists😂

[@KingAero7]

2.3K likes and no comments. What is going on with youtube

[@aftabmirza3804]

@@KingAero7 matrix has taken over KZbin 😂

[@iank9146]

Typical Alfred W moment

[@haddy106]

Common alfred w

[@isaacgarciadeharo3621]

Everyday alfred W

[@kakarotx69]

Common pizza w

[@theneb5728]

Don't forget that in the comics, after the joker kills all of the bat family, Alfred shoots him in the back with a shotgun. Absolute beast.

[@JulianThomasBaas]

What is this show called

[@customui8572]

​@@JulianThomasBaas i want to know this too

[@duckify4639]

​@@JulianThomasBaasgotham

[@duckify4639]

​@@customui8572its called gotham

[@ch4z_bucks]

He also punched superman, he's killed other people who've tried to hurt batman, guy basically does what batman wouldn't, couldn't or didn't.

[@TexasPig]

“KEEP MY MOM’S NAME, OUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!”

[@rishabharya3329]

😂

[@xMister.Misterx]

Sigma Rule # 1217 “Never tell the bully’s parents; just go to his house 2 murder him and have your butler stop you after a few good hits”

[@AllentheAlien445]

But doesn't Sigma Rule # 1217 almost contradict Sigma Rule # 3, "Never Give Up"?

[@xxidontknowreally9875]

@@AllentheAlien445 you haven’t given up if you’ve already made your point, the job is done it’s done.

[@truetratty]

Sigma Rule # 1218 "After completing the steps laid out in Rule 1217, get pizza."

[@magicmaqwa]

alfred being british makes the whole thing better imagine him being australian tho

[@unknownuser0076]

I'll have jelly fish superb choice master oogway

[@Grandslam245]

If he was an aussie: right midget get tf up, talk shit about his mum again and i might have to join in. Right brucy whats for dinnah

[@michaelw1669]

If Alfred was Australian Bruce would be Emuman and would most definitely kill

[@tusharroymukherjee3370]

Idk but Alfred would probably go " You ok bastard? " On that kid.

[@imdaredevil84555]

He would not have stopped bruce then

[@GlitchedMuse]

People forget, as Alfred himself once said: "Master Bruce has a No Kill rule. I, however, do not." Or something like that. Also, the man served in the royal army, and as a Secret Service agent.

[@SebastianMartinez-bn3tr]

Sigma alfred

[@ahmedkhamis6232]

and let's not forget the time he knocked out superman with just a headbut

[@NickRobbins82]

Watch Pennyworth

[@ogserpents5426]

He said this right before shooting the joker I think

[@kamikaze4172]

Usually said with a shotgun in hand

[@iesamongratie5063]

Alfred was just like, "Okay, let's go beat up a bully, then to pizza." Bruce: "sure, let's go"

[@rizzie8066]

Seeing Alfred caring for Bruce for his whole life is wholesome

[@rizzie8066]

@@-Katastrophe- yes

[@LepocalypseLB]

Bully : Well at least I have parents *Meglovania starts playing* Bully : Why do I hear boss Music Bruce : *Combat Mode Activated*

[@TheBlackGoat1]

Lol

[@SentinelRider]

Doom music*

[@robot4268]

Alfred: *instant kill mode activated

[@contentdeleted416]

naw just get young bruce with prep time

[@Hitomora]

Alfred- *Grabs Popcorn* Do remember to leave SOME of his teeth intact, Master Bruce...

[@soulcyclone360]

Alfred is British, you don't fuck with an angry Brit

[@awaisali7246]

Which movie

[@sarahace7833]

🤣🤣

[@mohamedfrase4656]

I forgot but I think it was a show called Gotham?

[@theempire3141]

​@Awais Ali it's a show called Gotham

[@PeachDragon_]

Not only, he's an ex S.A.S. operative. Alfred could legitimately be a call of duty protagonist

[@clarkkent8286]

Alfred is the MAN (he's the wingman we all need)

[@kamenriderlover2747]

1. He Mention his parents 2. He bullied Bruce for no dam reason 3. He used his own size for evil. The bully is the true definition of villainy

[@randomguy1033]

He shows up again in the show pretty chill and understands what he did was dickish

[@speeddemonji9547]

Capeshitters be like:

[@mojojojo6535]

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not Because both have arguments

[@Rapscalian]

Villainy? Just pure asshole material not villainy

[@Stephano1]

"He tried to kill me!" After 3 punches

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

Kid's a walking L

[@robotshaveiteasy9459]

You try being punched in the face with what is effectively a knuckle duster. Bet it feels a lot more lethal than a normal punch.

[@rishabhbhatnagar9632]

Said every bully ever.🤣

[@irenemarano8241]

​@@rishabhbhatnagar9632 Lol yep because they can't handle it when someone steps to them.

[@austindeardorff9566]

Can someone tell me the name of this show

[@michaelst9575]

Walking up to his home, and not confronting him at school is psychological warfare.

[@aarijgamingreview7354]

@@gamestar70 The definition of "Sigma" is to not show emotion and stick to a specific goal no matter the cost. Therefore its stupid.

[@Hafris33]

Nothing beats a good ol' pizza for dinner after punching a bully in the evening.

[@ZeePro-5054]

Peter Parker agrees

[@ralphbot8690]

Ninja Turtles agrees

[@drexer7540]

Star Lord Agrees

[@koala.p4799]

shaggy and Scooby agrees

[@Tcm966]

Jim lake jr. Agrees

[@crystalgamesofficial]

"Superb choice, Master Bruce." Now that is alfred

[@BlueTGM40]

After I saw this, I knew we were going to have one hell of a Batman someday in this universe.

[@Mr.Fantastic1961]

He did become Batman at the end of the series. He wore a suit and everything. It ended with him fighting the Joker and Jim making the bat signal.

[@eaton4559]

​@@Mr.Fantastic1961 i wish we got more of him in the suit tho i get the show was supposed to be like smallville where its them becoming the hero they were supposed to be but still

[@darthrevan1100]

​@@eaton4559whats the name of the show

[@shaheer6772]

​@@darthrevan1100 Gotham

[@shaheer6772]

​@@eaton4559 i think Gotham was way better than Smallville, or any other superhero backstory for that matter

[@TheBoochTime]

Bruce: I’m visualizing what I’m going to do. -I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@Editz_R_Us123]

That’s marvel not dc

[@Darceus2000]

Exactly what I was thinking, immediately followed by; -Pizza time!

[@cute_littlepanda4827]

😂😂😂😂😂 bruh

[@PoKeKidMPK1]

​@@Editz_R_Us123 you: *and i took that personally as a non-nba star about pointless hero comics in a youtube comment section*

[@vito6197]

​@@Editz_R_Us123Wow, no shit Sherlock

[@Nightout88]

Alfred is the goat not many parents/caretakers would let there kid Duke it out.

[@josephbooker259]

So that they don't create batman as their child

[@Nightout88]

@@josephbooker259 who wouldn't want batman as there kid? i would. not only would i have billons of dollars until he's born 20+ years down the line, but i'd get a smoking hot wife and ALFRED as a butler, the same guy who went toe to toe with superman for Bruce...... sure i'd have to DIE after going down the alleyway.... but lets be honest we all die anyways and my kid is well off and a goddamn super hero..... i'd kill [myself] to be in Thomas Wayne's shoes.

[@khaoticpenguin3945]

​@@Nightout88 it's sad that if I knew me dying would give my child billions of dollars I'd gladly take that L so my child is set up for life.

[@texxonkix]

Yeah because not every parent/caretaker has the money to handle all the legal issues that ensue.

[@ziolan8970]

​@@Nightout88... You know in order for your kid to become batman you've gotta be filthy rich and get gunned down. Good luck with the business and the allergy to being shot mate.

[@abhijithmoody7947]

Bruce: I am gonna put some dirt in his eyes Alfred: DEW IT

[@Ur_idoit_panpolyboi]

Tell his parents :✋😒 Clock him in the jaw 2 times:😀👍

[@metialnite9877]

It was 3 for good measure

[@darthrevan1100]

Bruce was right. The Dude should be happy, if that was me he would bleed more.

[@rhylin26]

I’ve never seen the drake meme represented in text before. Thanks. I’ll be using this.

[@BlazeHazey]

​@@darthrevan1100🤓

[@tuchesampho2047]

That's how rule Boys do it at that age lol

[@jessedeklein7542]

I love how every incarnation of Alfred is nothing short of amazing

[@spartansquid5931]

Except gay Chinese Alfred from Gotham High lmao

[@headphones8362]

@@spartansquid5931 that entire thing was shit though. But agreed

[@OPernalonga]

​@@spartansquid5931What in the hell💀

[@Sammy.Bear.King1234]

​@@OPernalonga Search up jLongbone Gotham high and you will know what the person was referring too

[@OPernalonga]

@@Sammy.Bear.King1234 I kind of don't even want to know, actually. That description is already weird enough lmao. Whoever made that show was really Gotham High, if you know what I mean

[@LoneCommentWanderer]

Gotham has to have one of the best versions of Young Bruce and Alfred on TV. Bruce has fought the Joker, Bane, Ra's Al Ghul and other criminals and he wasn't even 18 yet. Alfred was always there to protect him and taught Bruce everything he knows on the show before he became Batman. A couple of savages.

[@davidshaw3102]

I love how comically correct all the characters are such as the joker having split personalities, zazz, and Solomon and everyone else really loved the show one of if not the best

[@sergiosamuelsuazomota9460]

This show is underatted and I love it but one thing that bringing in all his main villains before Bruce Becomes Batman takes away from the question on whether Batman causes his villains or not

[@KCTyran]

So this is Gotham the serie that is on netflix ?

[@davidshaw3102]

@@KCTyran yes it has like 5 seasons

[@sergiosamuelsuazomota9460]

I wish it had more Smallville had 10 this definitely should've had more

[@pmkl4134]

Mothers: talk to an adult Fathers:

[@dezaina9961]

Seeing heroes confront their bullies is a whole different kind of satisfaction.

[@onamattapeeya]

As someone who was born handicapped and had to put up with bullies for years, anti-bullies are my heroes

[@Aydin_2005]

"Supurb choice master bruce" I love Alfred, best butler ever

[@key_of_destiny4712]

No no, make no mistake, Alfred is dad of year!

[@awaisali7246]

Which movie bro

[@Kind4Nova]

Alfred calling Bruce "Master" when he's a kid is cool af Edit: Thanks for the 3.7k likes

[@exdus235]

In the language of deference: MISTER is for adults MASTER is for a child

[@Kind4Nova]

@@exdus235 Yes

[@jnosida]

@@exdus235 He still calls him master even when Bruce became Batman

[@ArnikoGiri]

@@jnosidayes Master is used for the son. Thomas Wayne was Mister Wayne

[@jnosida]

@@ArnikoGiri I"m aware of that. however now that bruce has grown up and also the one that is currently holding the Wayne family name, fortune, and enterprise, he should be called mister is he not?

[@_SamC_]

“You aight mate” is so menacing yet so calm

[@madmanwebster94]

This is honestly my favorite version of Alfred because he reminded me of Uncle Iroh. Wise , insightful and there for his pupil in more ways than one while at the same time he's an absolute savage that won't hesitate to put you in your place.

[@madmanwebster94]

@@shadooky5228 its called Gotham. It's sort of like a Batman/Gotham City origin movie. First episode of season one is literally Bruce Wayne's parents getting shot and Jim Gordon starting with the GCPD. Five Seasons on HBO Max. Good show.

[@wisdompaul9610]

yeah bro, uncle Iroh. that guy was cool as water even as a fire god.

[@MinecraftProfitJulian]

When he stabbed the hand of the Court of Owls woman, I lost my shit. Never mess with Alfred and those he loves

[@yisraelaufrichtig6742]

Oogway the goat though

[@SanityHarvey]

tbf, that's like every Alfred.

[@dutchplanderlinde2779]

Alfred is half the reason why Batman is such a stone cold badass.

[@dazzlemasseur]

And the reason why the bats never kill

[@curleyds]

Bully: He tried to kill me! Alfred: Would've joined in but that'd make it unfair

[@speeddemonji9547]

That’d make Alfred a downright sociopath

[@shah8177]

Breaking news old man and orphan beat innocent child to death

[@Nightninja4895]

That's so epic that alfred supports bruce standing up to bullies

[@mach4518]

You can have 100 different actors portray about 100 different personalities of Batman, but these movies always have Alfred spot on

[@SakthivelAX]

What movie is this

[@editornoob4606]

​@@SakthivelAXit's called Gotham. It's a show

[@mattk4110]

​@@SakthivelAX think it's the Gotham series

[@3ppyjouch995]

This Alfred really won my heart, and absolute unit but specially a father figure Bruce needed.

[@worldweaver2691]

what is this from

[@GuessImaGuest]

​@@worldweaver2691It's a show called Gotham.

[@mastadonking3816]

Principle: We will probably have to suspend Bruce. Alfred: No. Principle: What do you mean no? Alfred: Well, as of two minutes ago, this school was just bought and paid for. The documents will say the new owner holds the name "Wayne." That means you've been bought and paid for. So it would be incredibly stupid to try and suspend your own boss, now wouldn't it? Principle:....we'll see him on Monday.

[@UB0IN]

Perfect

[@zeldaglitchman]

*Principal

[@huzaifa9702]

Amazing

[@Nizzumnuts]

​@@zeldaglitchman 🤓

[@djshadow3260]

👑🍷🗿

[@abhishektripathi5278]

I remember slapping a 6 feet classmate for making fun of my chubby body, i was 13 years old, he might have been 15 or 16 year old. I slapped so hard that guy sat down and start crying. I could see the fear in other's eyes. I set the bar that day, casual bullying of my body stopped. It changed my personality.

[@BlazedKiller308]

thats awesome, good to hear you stood up for yourself

[@JoeyMartz]

Did you lose weight?

[@abhishektripathi5278]

@@JoeyMartz nope... I m still chubby ! 😁

[@Farhan_049]

​​​@@abhishektripathi5278 Eh, nevermind. Most of the strongest people on the planet are swole as hell. Be that - a Viking. By the way, I did that too. Made me realize something.... "Violence is never the answer" - was made up by a bunch o' scaredy cats who knew they wouldnt survive if they let the tables turn on them! Violence, verbal first physical later, is _ALWAYS_ the answer!

[@sirrhenson4819]

​@@abhishektripathi5278I was a fat kid before. I wasn't only bullied for being fat, but also bullied for being black, poorer than the other kids, and they thoughf I was dumb because I came from the ghetto to a white school. i fought most of my bullies, but established dominance in every way. outdid them in class, academics, conversation, sports, and definitely fighting. I then joined a wrestling team, kept an exercise and eating routine, then I lost weight and grew into my true body as the years progressed. Moral of story, Don't fight folks and give up power because you're unhappy with your flaws. Instead, try your best to improve yourself and focus on becoming someone you're proud to be. become your greatest self, every path to success begins with one step and an all in mentality. Get it done yute. Sincerely - "The Young OG"

[@ExaltedMarauder]

"Pizza? Superb choice, Master Bruce. Did the Turtles rub off on you?" "The what?" "Oh right, that's on a different Earth, you wasn't supposed to know that yet... Slipped one on you an accident, I'm afraid." "...... Different... Earth's...?"

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂

[@syedjazibhassan4855]

Bro people loyal like alfred are rare. Even after his father died, alfred still did his duties in raising bruce

[@J3S0N.]

Bruce before he made the no kill rule is ruthless 💀

[@swat1710]

"I am visualising what I'm gonna do'.. Any preparation beforehand always gives you the upperhand in a brawl...Prepare the mind first and stick to it the body will follow .. I know this through experience

[@ProphetDuh]

“Superb Choice Master Bruce!” Love this line he cares so much for Bruce.

[@def3ndr887]

If I didn’t get a reaction to cheese I’d go crazy for pizza

[@CalamariZander]

*“WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME”*

[@alimagsi2045]

he also says that in superman vs batman right while betting the carp out of superman

[@richardmolano5538]

Oh man Will Smith definitely agrees to this clip

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

We all need someone in our Family like Alfred.

[@Godslayer219]

Imagine getting beat up by a kid and ask for pizza like nothing happened

[@f9oeks965]

They are meant to be the same age I think

[@sabrinauhrle5095]

"hE tRiEd tO kILl mE" Dude, he hit you three times....😂

[@spottedslash4256]

Probably never got his ass kicked before in his life. Til now.

[@enigmaticbeing666]

but he was wearing his father's watch on his knuckles

[@tomsektul31]

Actually you can kill someone if you punch hard enought couple of times... boy that young prob. not but 18+ with avarage muscle could kill with punches

[@niggiethefirst2689]

Afred: "Any broken bones" Tommy: "He tried to kill me" Afred: "So no broken bones then... I'm afraid we haven't accomplished our mission"

[@alanaltoaccounto9849]

69 likes..been watching this comments success for a while

[@niggiethefirst2689]

@@alanaltoaccounto9849 And you're waiting for it to reach 69k?... Bro you just down bad😹😹

[@alanaltoaccounto9849]

yup

[@zenleek2129]

Yet

[@jamiemiller1482]

Alfred: wait here, master Bruce… I’ll go get the bat aluminum baseball bat

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

The first of many ass kickings he’s gonna give away.

[@abxforever]

The reason behind Bruce is so goated only because of Alfred.

[@shdoods]

Nah, Alfred is the actual Batman. He just used Bruce as a way to share his knowledge and make sure it is used right

[@aBrokenShard]

Now that's a proper Alfred, one that could bring up a tough kid in a tough world.

[@liamfitzgerald7217]

This Alfred is the type of guy to say to a young Bruce something like "never go out of your way to start a fight. However, if the need arises, make sure you finish it". Example, this episode.

[@Deathsnipper]

The greatest fucking butler to ever be imagined

[@HybridSpektar]

Just remember the extent that Alfred lets Bruce go to. And when Alfred has to throw hands, you know shit got real.

[@TheAuthorgal]

That bruce kid seems so nice. Definitely not the type to grow up and become one of the most infamous superheroes ever created.

[@kazmiirtiza3934]

That broods in a cave and beats up people in the night while dressing up as a bat to scare them

[@goldbergsam1540]

Because he had Alfred, that’s why his life was much better than Robin.. Dick Grayson

[@WadeProductions2131]

@@goldbergsam1540 what was wrong with Dick Grayson’s life?

[@goldbergsam1540]

@@WadeProductions2131 both of his parent was murdered just like Bruce, but even more tragic, he has nobody close to him. He was alone. Even Bruce adopt him, he lived alone in an empty mansion.

[@WadeProductions2131]

@@goldbergsam1540 I know about the backstory with his parents but when he got adopted by Bruce he did feel loved, he had a father and now nightwing is one of the lightest/ happiest characters in the comics,

[@Dante__101]

Alfred is the butler we want AND the butler we need.

[@murderouscinnamonrolln5349]

This is the equivalent of a dad going to school because his son got into a fight and he asks the kid “did you win?”

[@jamarir3yt575]

Alfred definitely hit Bruce with the “me personally I would never let someone disrespect me like that”💀💀

[@emo_link]

Oh boy, Alfred is just the best father figure Bruce has. He can be menacing and threatening, but also light-hearted and caring

[@gameboy3809]

"he did, he tried to kill you and remember that I let him try"-Alfred the world's greatest butler

[@AnakinSkywalker-uz5rv]

Can you tell me title of this film ?

[@gameboy3809]

The name is Gotham it's a Netflix series or film

[@AnakinSkywalker-uz5rv]

@@gameboy3809 thank you

[@gameboy3809]

@@AnakinSkywalker-uz5rv no problem

[@Nxrreshh_]

Alfred with that assist 🥶🤝⚡️

[@Ashad636]

Bro pulled up to his crib and beat the shit out of him. Personally, I would not let that slide.

[@0mola59]

then don't bully pple

[@lewie7820]

What? And get your butt kicked AGAIN???

[@rishabhbhatnagar9632]

Yea what can u do to a billionaire.🤣

[@Drifter1989]

Bruce is one of the only kids where the other kid’s parents won’t press charges against cause they know they’d get their asses beat in court.

[@killerzombie7979]

Alfred is an actual G

[@oreoreo1650]

Alfred is just some kind of Cool uncle 😂

[@hoshiryu]

He a Rich Kid, yet eats something as Casual as a Pizza, God I Love it

[@bagel5284]

Little Bruce's first ever "JUSTIIIIIICE" So proud 🥹🥹

[@Szymonxxxxx]

Gotham - the best comic book based tv show ever made

[@robinelisabethstervik5183]

I like any version of Alfred where you watch him and go "oh THATS why Bruce is like that" Like, Alfred not always as this neat level-headed sane butler, but a travelled and troubled old soldier raising a kid he was never prepared to, and both of them torn by the same grief and not always finding the healthy way to deal with it. And that being why Bruce grew up into his own general and his own soldier in his own war invented by his own grief, revolving his entire life around that war, of always training and always preparing and always fighting, treating himself like a soldier. Alfred being not just Bruce Wayne's father, but also Batman's.

[@Powerfulpk420]

" Is this what your parents taught you ohhh wait "

[@1Shonin]

I think Bruce choose pizza to tell him that he can't eat pizza anymore makes me more impressed

[@qaaris4280]

Alfred really just said "Pizza? Fuck yeah little dude"

[@SJTPlatinum]

“I’m visualizing what I’m going to do” Of course he has prep time, he’s Batman

[@ptownfella123]

Remember that I let him try, so sick.

[@Crow__007]

Alfred is the best adoptive father Bruce could ask for

[@yourbrogio_9744]

Never insult a man’s Mother.

[@justsomebody6037]

"He tried to kill me!" "Yes, yes he did" Holy shit that was so cold omfg

[@SkullFace_Official]

This is making me wanna rewatch gotham again. Alfred was one of the best parts of the entire show!