Bruce Willis shouldn't be in this pile | So Bad It's Good #72 - Cosmic Sin

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[@JasonBrant]

It was just announced that Bruce Willis is suffering from aphasia (I had to look that up because I'm an idiot). Obviously, we didn't know that when we recorded this. I hadn't even heard the rumors about him until editing the episode. Fortunately, we didn't go in on him too hard in this, but bitched about the movie more instead. Because of that, I'm going to leave this up. Obviously, take what I said about him looking like he's falling asleep during this in the context that I'm just a guy who watched a new movie without knowing anything about it. I hope the best for Bruce Willis and his family.

[@Canoby]

No worries man, I felt the same about this last run of movies, until I heard about the rumors myself. Like I said before, I had been hoping that they weren't true :(

[@Simfight]

You guys have nothing to apologize for. You didn't know. And Willis has played a bit aloof his entire career.

[@brianmcg321]

I was shocked when I heard this today. It makes a lot of sense now. He probably really was just trying to make as much as he could for his family.

[@JasonBrant]

I was shocked to hear this, too. Feel terrible for him. I'm not apologizing for the video, just providing a little context for people who are going to watch it after the news came out. The movie blows and deserves the hate.

[@Canoby]

@@Simfight "And Willis has played a bit aloof his entire career." Too true, probably what really fueled people assuming he just didn't give a shit anymore (including myself)

[@ErangaWickramasinghe]

Bruce Willis filmed all of his scenes in just 2 days. He is said to have earned $2 million for his work on the film. That tells a lot.

[@nx1379]

$2mill 2 days?! Pshhhh count me in!

[@JasonBrant]

That's insane.

[@derekshropshire2513]

$2 million?! I've seen fan films that were better looking, better acted, better written, better everything. This looked painful to get through.

[@adman1381]

These films are part of some money laundering schemes.

[@nightlordAL]

How much money did this film loose?

[@Sentient_Zee]

I’ve always wanted to watch this film just to see how bad it is but never had the energy to lose that piece of my soul. So I thank you for your sacrifice.

[@JasonBrant]

I definitely lost a piece of my soul watching it.

[@floydlooney6837]

@@JasonBrant I think the same filmmaker and Bruce did Breach or Breached... another scifi film. There was also Apex, the apex of bad Bruceploitation films

[@slymarbo4046]

I enjoy so bad it's good movies this made me go out to beach to clear my head after the first half hour

[@lesliehenry3441]

well, there are 20 of them from the last 2-3 years.

[@brendancronin3796]

Yeah their doing a real public service ...this is time they'll never get back so I say " keep up the bad work boys "

[@ddrg1271]

He's on the set 1 to 3 days. He gets payed 1 million per day. So these low budget movies cant afford him for longer. He delivers a few lines for one or two days, minimal effort. Get 1 to 3 millions for it. The producing company gets to put Bruce Willis on the cover. Thats it. Lately a lot of people are speculating for some reason that he suffers from dementia so he's trying to get as much money as possible for his family. Who knows

[@JasonBrant]

He's so low effort anymore it's ridiculous.

[@gaylordfocker7990]

Dementia or not. It's pathetic. It's exploitation on the studio side and pure greed on Willis' side. He should be one of the richest men in Hollywood if not THE richest. I don't get to go to work for a few days and do a shitty job. Actors shouldn't either.

[@noobie1890]

AAAAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSSS

[@jumpcutreviews1545]

My father is suffering from dementia, if you look Bruce has an earpiece in on all these movies so that they can feed him his lines. One of the issues with the disease is not being able to remember new information. It's not fun, and the care is extremely expensive. It's heartbreaking as my father is a shell of the former person he was. He was an extremely sharp and witty guy. Now he has trouble remembering to eat. One thing my father says is that he wishes he could work so he could help out. He is very fixated on making sure his family is going to be OK, as he knows his time is limited. My Grandmother died from it as well, so I guess I have it to look forward to. I don't blame Willis if he wants to cash in on his fame. If people didn't buy these movies, the market would dry up and he would stop doing them. As long as the demand is there, he will supply it. I hope he finds peace. If won't take more than a few years, if he does in fact have it.

[@gaylordfocker7990]

@@jumpcutreviews1545 There is no demand for these films. They are Red Box fodder. The only people buying them are KZbinrs to make fun of and trailer trash. Willis shouldn't have to lower himself to make these. He should be one of the richest actors in history and shouldn't need the money. He takes away from the production when other people are actually working hard and this old has-been comes on the set for 3 days and takes half the films budget? To hell with Bruce Willis. Stop throwing him a pity party. He's a dick.

[@necropink9200]

It breaks my heart that Bruce Willis might be turning into Steven Seagal. Speaking of Steven Seagal I've noticed that the older and fatter he gets the more he looks like the Lego version of himself.

[@JasonBrant]

He has gone full Steven Seagal at this point.

[@samholdsworth420]

Lego version 😅 That's too true

[@JN-Bellicose]

@@JasonBrant I appreciate your follow-up comment regarding his condition. But comparing him to Seagal is a low blow. Even with his condition, he put in a better performance than Seagal.

[@ISCARI0T]

Bruce willis was never a good actor tho, he has a couple good movies early in his career. But he’s nothing special, and seagal is literally a clown.

[@spacequack5470]

@@ISCARI0T Said nobody with functioning brain cells

[@bigal7561]

I'm so sad to hear that Bruce Willis has aphasia. It explains this performance. The guy really cowboyed up to keep working and fight it on his own. No a fan of Emily Dickinson, but one of her quotes seems appropriate. Near death she wrote "Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me" A great race horse still runs to the finish line in his last race Thanks Bruce for some great fun. You are still the king of action. (PS. I still remember Moonlighting)

[@99Cheops99]

The rumor circulating is less that he doesn't care.. and more that he seems to suffering from memory loss or dementia which is why he's barely in these movies, barely speaks when he is, and why his line delivery seems so bizarre since he regularly wears and ear piece. If this is actually true.. then while these movies are terrible it makes me feel bad for the dude.

[@JasonBrant]

He's been phoning it in for 15 years now, so who knows what's actually true. It's gross either way.

[@cuylshepherdton7437]

@@JasonBrant He has supposedly had dementia for like 10 years. What's gross is that you have no sympathy for that.

[@jackcravford8744]

@@cuylshepherdton7437 What? Do you actually have some kind of bullet proof source, than supposed rumors? What is exactly gross about making fun of dumb movies?

[@lenger1234]

@@JasonBrant Im thinking of starting a new line of work... "Larry's discount action hero, I don't know what I'm doing but neither do you, I can wreck your movie for a fraction of the cost of those big budget heros."

[@onespark100]

@@cuylshepherdton7437 hahahaha

[@Uzeybug]

I love the barbarian yell now being used for censoring

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks! I still get a kick out of it.

[@scottguanci7806]

Yeah, this was painful. Cynthia Rothrock is in Mercenaries- it's on your list, and I'm looking forward to your reactions on it- I promise it's worth a watch, especially after having to endure that cosmic sin -

[@JasonBrant]

I'm looking forward to watching that movie. I'm sure it's way better than this.

[@scottguanci7806]

@@JasonBrant 💯%+

[@Dustemikkel_Rev]

Cynthia Rothrock was born at least 20 years too early. She could have been an amazing action star, given a decent movie. She's a decent enough actress, and she's able to kick some serious arse.

[@kenrickkahn]

@@Dustemikkel_Rev I agree.. She was born too early.. The Woman can fight and does great stunt choreograph.. She would needed to work on her acting a little bit but her kick ass style would have covered for that..

[@hailcthulhu419]

This is really just heartbreaking. Seagal was always a lying piece of shit egomaniac, with a grand total one or two good movies under his belt. Watching his career collapse over the last two decades has been hilariously gratifying. This is Bruce Willis though. He has been in a ton of really excellent movies across multiple genres. I mean, he's John fucking McClain! Seeing this happen is really kinda depressing.

[@JasonBrant]

That's why I was so pissed off watching this. It's goddamn Bruce Willis.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@JasonBrant No, no it isn't. This is a shell. The ghost has left.

[@samsez3707]

Hey its just a job💁 and Bruce makes good Money . He's not dumb...

[@hailcthulhu419]

@@samsez3707 no one said he was dumb. However, a quick payday is a pretty pathetic reason to sacrifice your self-respect and tarnish your legacy. There is more dignity in janitorial work than attaching yourself to a garbage product in order to trick people into spending money on it based on your name recognition.

[@EarthboundX]

@@Stevie-J ...what the hell are you talking about?

[@Cheers_Mcgee]

This was a movie I started to watch a couple months back and man, I could not finish it. Anyways love your content guys, keep it up!

[@JasonBrant]

Not finishing this movie was a wise move.

[@Ideo7Z]

Yup. I started it and got to the 40 minute mark and turned it off.

[@giorgiopalmas7934]

@@JasonBrant I made it about 8 minutes into Cosmic Sin before I bailed.

[@aedivian]

Bruce Willis suffer from a medical condition that leads to massive cognitive decline and inability to communicate verbally, it's not something that happened overnight but developed over the span of years and years. His family has now thankfully convinced him to retire. Actors and directors that have worked with Bruce the last 5 years described their evaluation of him as "dazed and confused. couldnt remember any lines or understand the plot". So I think we shouldnt rag on Bruce for his latest performances due to his brain damage.

[@DrJReefer]

I think these films are his medical fund. He won't be going to some cheap OAP home. His last days will be spent very comfortably.

[@thedude7450]

Holy shit that was painful and I didn’t even have to watch the entire film. Thank you for your service.

[@JasonBrant]

This one was pure pain.

[@robotrix]

That's why I like shows like this. I get to know what these movies are about (especially stuff I'd never want to watch like Necromatic) and get a laugh as well.

[@gamork9757]

We all suffer PTSD Put That Shit Down now.

[@linkssz1699]

I feel so bad for Bruce, I grew up watching his films and to hear his diagnosis is just heartbreaking, it makes sense why his recent films are how they are, Bruce Willis will always be my number 1 action hero, I even bought his John McClain character in cod mobile.

[@JasonBrant]

It's terrible news.

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

Why? His life was somehow harder than your grandfather's, or that of the 3 billion people who live on $3 a day in this billionaire-oligarch-celebrity Sh*tworld? I don't wish any ill upon him, but he is no hero, no great man, no one more deserving of our sympathy than any of the many billions of souls who were either much better humans than Bruce or had a far, far harder life. Who gives a f*ck about your fanboy heroes when you were growing up? If Bruce Willis movies were your jam, then you were obviously living a pointless existence.

[@joqqeman]

It's never a good sign when you realize that there's a good actor in a random movie (Frank Grillo) and when you google him, it's year after his divorce and he did 6 other movies that year...

[@LazilyDiligent]

Hoping the best for Bruce and his family. I’ve been mystified by this turn in his career but maybe his health condition explains it, whether he realized it or not initially.

[@robertmasak2048]

Just found your channel a couple of weeks ago. I've now run out of videos to watch. You guys are funny as hell. Definitely going to start watching this stuff with my friends. Ya'll are doing gods work. lol P.S. - Please never stop doing the Barbarians sound effect.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much, Robert! Be careful which friends you do this with - they might not come back. 🤣

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@JasonBrant BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[@Duke20011]

This was one of the first movies I ever gave up on. I just walked away and started cleaning my house lol.

[@JasonBrant]

Cleaning is way more enjoyable.

[@ErikSmith57]

I have never watched the breaking of a man, in real time, before. Is Jason okay? I feel like I could pinpoint the moment that his soul died. I'm very worried.

[@JasonBrant]

This one broke me. I almost didn't make it.

[@buchtan54]

While in Hungary I found that Bruce Willis is the spokesman for an energy drink called Hell. He has definitely pissed his money away

[@JasonBrant]

Seriously? Jesus.

[@killersalmon4359]

A lot of Hollywood stars do this - act as spokesmen for products outside the USA. It doesn’t mean he’s pissed his money away. That’s how a lot of them cash in on their movie star fame.

[@hayorge27]

@@killersalmon4359 lot of US celebrities in Japan, and I imagine China and the rest of South and East Asia at this point

[@PhanTimo01]

Bruce and Steven need to team up for a film just for Jason 😂

[@JasonBrant]

I don't think my weak heart could handle it.

[@PhanTimo01]

​@@JasonBrant LMAO monotone dialogue for most of the film and 5-minute action scenes done by stunt doubles in between 😂

[@ACOnetwork]

Imagine that movie... hmmm... 🤣🤣😂😂 no idea what to say 🤨😋

[@michaelaurban4120]

And neither are in any scene with each other, ever, but they will try to make you think otherwise 😆!

[@eduardopena5893]

And it should be directed by Niel Breen. Then Neil could be starring in it as well and he would act circles around those two.

[@richardshimmel1329]

I was duped into this by having Frank Grillo, I had recently watched "boss level" which was awesome and thought "how bad can it be" and then I discovered how bad bad can be. I even loved Megaforce as a guide to how bad this was

[@JasonBrant]

Wow. That says a lot 🤣

[@Subjectivity13]

Thank you for doing this. As with Seagal, it's a public service to suffer through these, that we might be spared. You have elevated the material for our entertainment, and we're grateful. Just hearing your analysis, along with some quality edits, made this much more enjoyable. "Party City Armor" was a great line. I can't believe there are space armada battle scenes and someone riding a Harley outside a bar in the same movie. I would be fine if this is the only recent Bruce Willis scam movie you do. I don't need you to cover all of them.

[@JasonBrant]

I have a feeling we'll do more, but I'm not looking forward to this. Having to deal with his stuff and Seagal's might be more than I can bear.

[@Subjectivity13]

@@JasonBrant There are several local breweries that seem to depend upon you continuing series such as this.

[@petermcdougall1152]

Damn this was painful! Glad you guys are always up for it! Lmao! Anyways I wanted to say thank you for responding to our comments. It makes people's days when you do that believe it or not. It shows you actually care about what your doing, and that's awesome bro! Anyways thanks for the laughs! And ps I love that shirt!!!

[@JasonBrant]

My pleasure. I'm really appreciative of all the comments, so I respond to as many as I can.

[@tigrecito48]

"what do you do with these old action stars" - either let them retire gracefully - or train them to act & put them in movies with more acting required.. or in the very least make them be a guide/master to train up a new young action hero... remember Zorro? Anthony Hopkins... I don't remember him still pretending to be a badass in that movie doing punches & spins & stuff... he just told the young guy how to fight... and his sword style was more agility & intelligence & skill etc so you can still do it as you get older..

[@JasonBrant]

Yeah, I don't know what point he was trying to make there 🤣 What you do with them is anything but this.

[@timmyy420]

Yes!! Bruce's recent movies are just ridiculous. It's great to see you guys digging into them.

[@JasonBrant]

I don't know how many more of these I can take.

[@timmyy420]

@@JasonBrant I wonder if these are the types of films that get made as tax write offs for large investment companies.. Bruce gets 2 mil for a weekend's work and there is no expectation of the film making money. I really hope that's the case and not that he actually needs to do these to get by.

[@AreYouThereGodItsMePhil]

I think he's pumping out the movies because of his medical situation. I wish him the best and hope he's financially set. As far as learning his lines before stepping on set, it would make sense considering he's starting to lose his ability to communicate.

[@MatteoPrezioso]

It's really kind of sad when your movies start getting that 'Seagal signature' all over. Man, that hit hard. I can't believe how bad this movie was. Thanks for reviewing this thing and hey guys, I commend you for creating such a dedicated, cool community of movie nerds. We're not alone anymore.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks, Matteo. I'm surprised how many bad movie buffs there are. It's great to have so many people hanging with us.

[@MatteoPrezioso]

Ok this comment has gotta go then.

[@Cyba_IT]

I Literally fell asleep during this video because it was just you guys trying to work out what was going on. I can't imagine the pain of watching the actual movie.

[@brendancronin3796]

I like it when they do futuristic films that because of the low budget they always have characters that prefer old skool cars and clothes ,( cars and clothes that weirdly come from the year that the film is made )...cos their rebels , not because the budget doesn't stretch to creating something futuristic

[@briancoulombe4517]

It really breaks my heart to see Bruce Willis going down this road. You were in UNBREAKABLE dude! You’re better than this!

[@JasonBrant]

Agreed.

[@briancoulombe4517]

@@JasonBrant I just learned some news about Bruce that made this even sadder.

[@gary4983]

Same as previous commenter, I tried to watch this movie when it came out because Grillo, at least, can deliver some great action but just COULD NOT get through it. Hilarious: "Let's see how this works out for us." Jason: "F--k!" Love this channel.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks 🙏 It didn't work out for us at all, haha.

[@thedude7450]

From IMDB “Bruce Willis filmed all of his scenes in just 2 days. He is said to have earned $2 million for his work on the film.”

[@JasonBrant]

That's insane.

[@sealdoggydog]

The way ol' Brucie is going the day will come when he'll star in a movie alongside Steven Seagal and they will complete for 'actor who gives the least amount of fucks'. And on that day, we shall collectively turn to this channel for guidance on how we as a society should carry on.

[@21CCommunIT]

Damn! That'll be like... *negative* fucks at that point...

[@JasonBrant]

I'm not sure my heart could take seeing both of them on screen at the same time.

[@daverider5482]

Nicolas Cage has been doing it too.

[@limlaith]

@@daverider5482 As god is my witness, I do not understand how Nick Cage continues to have fans. I mean, sure, he's weirder than either Willis or Segal by a factor of a thousand, but people still defend him and his movie choices as though what he's doing is avant-garde rather than just scorchingly pathetic. I get that he needs the money to pay off his debts and try to maintain the bizarre lifestyle to which he has become accustomed, but he's still doing exactly what Segal and Willis are doing.

[@archer1949]

@@daverider5482 The Difference is that Nicolas Cage still gives a crap and always gives 100 percent. And sometimes, the movie he’s in is actually good.

[@Goatgruff1313]

Oh man. I could hear the pain in your voices lol. And the look on Jason's face when Grillo turns out to be alive 🤣

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣

[@PinePassSledHead]

I remember watching this when it came out on Netflix, went in with high hopes, within 5 minutes I knew I made a terrible mistake. And on another note I just realized the lights they have attached to the shoulders of there power armor are actually just 20$ coast pocket lights, must be a quality light to still be used 500 years in the future..

[@JasonBrant]

Those lights have stood the test of time 🤣

[@eduardopena5893]

"What do you do with these old action guys...." 1) Since they are making cameos anyway, you don't make them the action hero. You make them be the mentor to a younger, actually capable hero. 2) Put them in more of an introspective where they look back over their life as a war hero/top badass secret agent, and they contemplate their own morality for the things they've done. The action scenes could be flashbacks of what they did in the past when they were still young, and not playing the badass role now that they are pushing 70. 3) Same as above, but instead they realize what they've done to their family. Never being there. The mission was the most important thing. Now that they've retired they face the fact that they don't know their wife and kids at all. Their wife has grown estranged, now that the kids are grown up, she wants a divorce. She'd been seeing other people this whole time. The kids don't even know who he is other than he is father in name. They don't respect him. They don't listen to him. They want nothing to do with him now that they are also adults and are getting ready to live their own lives. Realizing he failed there, he decides to come out of retirement and go back to the service or "the agency" only to realize the game has passed him by. He's not physically capable of doing the job anymore, and he's not up to speed with the technology to be of any use. If anything, they give him a "figurehead" desk/pencil pusher job where he realizes he has no power and isn't the new age slick/smooth political type that schoomzes their way to power. The outcome from here could go a number of ways. These are just the top of my head ideas. I am sure if I was paid millions and spent a few months I could come up with a lot more.

[@JasonBrant]

You do anything with them but Cosmic Sin.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@JasonBrant Never a truer word...

[@brandonfouts4074]

I deserve good things in life, this channel is one of them.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@dacenmarus1618]

That series of "HUUURRRR" beginning at 22:27 was so damn funny. Thank you for your noble sacrifice on behalf of your viewers.

[@JasonBrant]

I was dying inside there.

[@fella3633]

Jason's slow decent into madness is nearly complete. Keep it up, Patreon!

[@JasonBrant]

I'm on the precipice.

[@susanluchtenburg7022]

I'm SO sorry your pain is my entertainment. This was hilarious.

[@JasonBrant]

Damn it, Susan!

[@MrNorthNJ]

Jason: "Do I have a concussion?" Brian: "You had a stroke." Sorry you had to endure this pain for our entertainment.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣

[@villematiashaukia9633]

Your living room has better lighting than the one in the movie.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 You aren't kidding.

[@johnbush5347]

Bruce has been in a bunch of trash movies

[@kevinsantana9999]

My favorite channel. Thanks for the uploads. You guys are amazing

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks Kevin!

[@StevieG0v0]

My goodness Jason's pain has never been so obvious 😂😂. I never get pleasure from somebody elses pain but I couldn't help it. I was in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hugh839]

And I thought Bruce in Apex was bad. I kind of get the feeling an intervention for him is needed. Cosmin Sin is definitely a cry for help.

[@JasonBrant]

Apex has come up before... should that be on the list? And yeah, someone needs to have a conversation with him.

[@eduardopena5893]

@@JasonBrant Maybe do some episodes of him when he was at his beginning. In the TV show Moonlighing. Compare that to how he is now and has been through his whole career. If you've ever seen him in that TV show, he's pretty much the same character throughout his prime career. I thought Bruce was pretty horrific in The Jackal.

[@floydlooney6837]

There is always Breach... Breached?

[@tbd5041]

They had a gun fight at the new bean factory.

[@JasonBrant]

Yeah they did!

[@ericfisher1360]

When you have old action guys you put them in roles where they play a mentor of sorts. Its meta but I think people "get it" on a visceral level.

[@JasonBrant]

Just don't put them in Cosmic Sin.

[@woolybear]

Most OLD BAD movies have SOME redeeming qualities. NEW BAD movies, don't. They just don't. Love your rants though!

[@JasonBrant]

We're going old school the next few weeks again. I think you'll really enjoy some of these.

[@brandonrogers331]

Oh boy what a treat! Jason seemed too especially love it. Can't wait for more.

[@JasonBrant]

I'm a huge fan.

[@x-crisis]

I get that part of the premise is watching you guys suffer but bad movies are only fun to me if the people involved are at least putting in an effort. I haven't watched anything with Bruce Willis face on the cover for years now.

[@JasonBrant]

This is the price to pay while looking for movies that are so bad they're good. It's a burden.

[@Monothefox]

It's interesting that there is a Seagal route and a Cage route - and they lead to very different outcomes.

[@JasonBrant]

Seriously. Never go the Seagal route.

[@jjryan1352]

Well he did mention getting his "pension restored" and in Die Hard 4 Gabriel does wipe his pension and offers to bribe him. This was a rough one.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@pressman1788]

Nice to know my flannel shirts will still be in style in 500 years. That tent echo was outstanding. Not exactly trying sums it up. Thanks again fellas for doing the dirty work and making it hilarious in the process!🍺👍🏻

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@mastermindmartialarts]

I've never seen you guys in this much pain. Thank you for your sacrifice. This film has a 2.5 rating on IMDB, that's shocking, in more ways than one. I feel for you guys on this one. Thank you again for your sacrifice on this one

[@JasonBrant]

This one really sucked.

[@mastermindmartialarts]

@@JasonBrant Just the clips you showed were painful to watch. Kudos to you watching the whole movie.

[@ElcoJames]

You guys are gonna need to start taking shots for these movies

[@JasonBrant]

Seriously.

[@cloud2018]

There have been rumors of him having Dementia but there has been no official statement just rumors coming from people who know a guy who knows a guy who was some random person on set. Personally the downfall of Willis was that 5th Die Hard movie. He was playing what felt like a parody of John McClane and that was back in 2015. Looking at his IMDB, he was in seven movies in 2021 alone. That is insane. If he truly is ill then it sucks he has to end his career like Sean Connery did, really talented actor wasting turning down roles in truly great movies to do B movie nonsense. If rumors are true then I feel bad for the guy but I can't imagine someone with the Star power he has to not really need to do this stuff for the money and he can just retire to be with his family. I don't know if any of the rumors are true but he is one of my favorite actors and it's sad to see him in all these B movies.

[@GrackAlaciN]

Yeah, until there's actually some official statement about him suffering from dementia, I think you have to assume Willis is where he is, because he stopped caring a long time ago. For me the signs started with Cop Out, and Sly calling him greedy and lazy a few years later. Which is really interesting, because Kevin Smith described how Willis saw himself as kind of the "keeper of Die Hard", when they worked together on Die Hard 4.

[@cloud2018]

@@GrackAlaciN It's impossible to know whether he has a genuine health problem or if fans are just assuming he does to justify the massive decline in the quality of his work. If it's genuine I feel bad for the guy, if not and his passion for this and his fans is dead, either way it is best to walk away. He is almost 70. It's okay to retire.

[@JasonBrant]

No idea if the rumors are true, but I haven't seen anything that makes me really believe it so far. Regardless, he shouldn't be doing this nonsense.

[@GrackAlaciN]

​@@cloud2018It could also be that big names don't want to work with him anymore. Even before Cop Out and Sly calling him out, there were rumors that he was hard to work with. Maybe Hollywood just had enough, and this is the only way to get some money. But with a career like his, you'd expect him to have a lot of money in the bank still, and not have to do these shitty movies.

[@onespark100]

@@JasonBrant and the rumors are now confirmed.

[@bobsnow1620]

Thank you for your sacrifice for watching this terrible mess of a movie and murdering your brain cells I salute you. Also we need more Steven sagal

[@JasonBrant]

More Steven Seagal is on the way.

[@JohnDoe-sr1dd]

Gentlemen - your pain and suffering was appreciated. I watched 5 minutes of this on Amazon Prime and ran screaming in the other direction faster than a Star Wars fan at a Trek convention. Your video convinced me I made the smart, manly decision to hit the eject button early. Truly, you earned the Patreon money this day.

[@JasonBrant]

Pulling chute was the best move you could have made. Thanks for joining on Patreon, dude!

[@darylcarr8283]

7:16 A Pip-Boy from Fallout, I guess... 7:54 Dude, in a mere 14 seconds you ad-libbed a better script than what was apparently written for this movie! 11:42 Never thought I'd see a bazooka with erectile dysfunction, but here we are...

[@AnimeGun]

“If I do this you will restore my pension?”-Bruce “And Erase Hudson Hawk from history and your imdb” “You son of a bitch Im in”-Bruce

[@JasonBrant]

Haha. I still have to watch that.

[@nurse425]

@@JasonBrant God, good luck! Erin Won't hate Eliminator's as much anymore, LOL

[@nolanzebrathree]

There's a rumour going around Hollywood circles that unfortunately Bruce has early onset dementia, hence the ear pieces, etc. He's supposed to be earning as much for family as he possibly can until he can't work anymore. Kinda changes his motivation/performances a bit if true. Supersad if true.

[@JasonBrant]

If it's true. But who knows? The guy hasn't given a shit in 15 years.

[@nolanzebrathree]

@@JasonBrant true, although me personally I'd feel like a massive prick if it turned out I was mocking someone who has a horrible degenerative brain illness. I've worked with folks who sadly have dementia and it can take years for it to fully develop while having undiagnosed symptoms that fit his behaviour. I'd rather not mock even if there was a slight chance this is the case. Bit surprised you seem to be.

[@JasonBrant]

@@nolanzebrathree I'm reviewing a movie, not mocking dementia.

[@nolanzebrathree]

@@JasonBrant if it turns out he has been suffering, then it leaves a poor taste as the fact you mock his performance as well as the movie. I really like you guys work by the way, was just disappointed.

[@DrVesuvius70]

Looks like the rumours have been officially confirmed today. Willis has been suffering cognitive decline in the form of aphasia, which affects basic communication skills. It supports the hypothesis that he's been cranking out these no-effort turkeys the last few years in order to cram in as much work as he could while he still could. I wouldn't blame anyone who's been criticising Willis up until now because I still think it was a questionable career choice and cynically disrespectful to the fans, but I guess now we know why it's been happening, it's nothing but a tragedy deserving empathy for Willis and his family. I'm hoping you don't do any more Bruce Willis movies in light of this and go back to ripping Seagal. That bugger has no excuse.

[@therackstar]

Great comment. I’m here for this.

[@EricDykstra]

Agreed, his recent choices do make a lot more sense now in this context.

[@doctorthirteen5499]

Bruce's legacy will hold up, Steven's won't.

[@JasonBrant]

We won't be doing anymore of the recent Willis movies. Honestly, we weren't going to do them anyway, because I REALLY hated seeing him in this. The dude made some of my favorite movies. That being said, these movies are shit and they're clearly misleading fans and viewers, so they deserve the hate. I hope Willis and his family get some peace out of the spotlight.

[@DrVesuvius70]

@@JasonBrant Well said. There's a case to be made that the news makes the films and the filmmakers even more worthy of contempt and criticism, because they were exploiting Willis's condition and situation, damaging his legacy as well as misleading the fans. Let's just pretend the last twelve years of movies didn't happen and remember and enjoy the greats like Fifth Element and the three Die Hard movies he made.

[@numberslettersstuff]

I love how the space suit has to make room for the beer gut. Just a tight stretchy ball in the middle of metal crap thrown over an old dude.

[@JasonBrant]

I'm still not sure what the armor did....

[@iamyouyouami9131]

I actually watched this movie a while ago, and I enjoyed it, I can't stop laughing watching your guys perspective, makes me realize my standards have dropped a lot over the years with the quality of movies. Keep up the good work

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, that's hilarious. Keep your standards where they are 🤣

[@SLDearing]

That looked so bad!! And I am going to say right here, I picked Cynthia Rothrock!! Obviously for future reference, when it’s a good movie he is Bruce Willis and when it’s dog shit, Bruth Willith… Thanks once again, guys, for suffering through this for our entertainment. 💕

[@JasonBrant]

Ohhh, I like that. Bruth Willith is the past 15 years or so 🤣

[@SLDearing]

@@JasonBrant 🤣😂🤣

[@mallninja9805]

The premise of a future 500 years from now where technology has barely progressed, and the 20th / 21st century is actually the highest technology humanity achieved is actually kind of interesting. _This_ movie did a shit job with that premise, but I think a good movie could be made with that premise...

[@JasonBrant]

I don't think that was the premise, I just think they were too lazy to come up with new tech for the movie.

[@mallninja9805]

@@JasonBrant Sure but in fairness, it's hard to discern what the actual premise is...seems more like a larp gone wrong than a movie🤣

[@WhenTheManComesAround]

Sons of dishes!! Lol Despite all the stuff y'all learned while editing, this review was absolutely epic! Much love gents 👍😁👍

[@ericparker308]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA (takes deep breath) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA. The actual pain in you were experiencing was palpable. Brian seemed to genuinely enjoy your pain as well. This was another great episode.

[@JasonBrant]

This one really hurt me. I almost didn't make it. Glad you enjoy my suffering.

[@ericparker308]

@@JasonBrant to be clear I don't particularly enjoy your suffering.... however, it is pretty funny the way you suffer lol Hopefully the next one you do will be SBIG for you.

[@gh0s7sama]

You guys are the ONLY reason I sat thru any of this movie again.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks for hanging with us through this turd.

[@weschapin4613]

JUST THANK YOU. I love you guys. I watched this episode while drinking a 10% bells hop slam. It took three to complete it.

[@JasonBrant]

Ohh, that sounds like a good beer. I need to find that.

[@scifiguy3214]

Ah, gotta say it’s way more fun to watch the videos where you guys are having a blast with a truly sbig flick. The ones where the movie is ridiculous or over the top in all the right ways and you guys are flipping out are so much fun!

[@JasonBrant]

I enjoy those way more. Stay tuned for next week 🤣

[@ats2099]

I'm glad you watched this for me- I read just a little about this movie and how bad it was and remained slightly curious. Your pain went to good use.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

You guys need medals and awards for all the pain you suffer! I can't really help with that, BUT I can make you all honorary Decepticons! And to be clear, I have never asked you to review a Bruce Willith movie, EVER, lol! See you guys next Sunday!

[@JasonBrant]

I'll take it 🤣 See ya Sunday.

[@PeterKnagge]

London Has Fallen is the worst eye burning most painful film I have ever watched. 20 minutes in and I had to stop. Maybe you could give it a watch. Also another less painful suggestion check out The Wraith.

[@nathanricci]

Finally!!! Sunday can’t come quick enough. Love the videos gang. Please keep them coming. 🙏🫡

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks, Nathan!

[@MrEMann]

I'm going to "like" this because I like to watch you suffer through these... And now you have to do more! Bruff Wilith! 🍻

[@JasonBrant]

Damn you 🤣

[@liamspencer2641]

The lisp 👌🤣 this is an amazing mini-series waiting to start. Never knew ol Bruce went off the chains.

[@JasonBrant]

This movie broke me so much I couldn't even speak right.

[@kiernansmith4382]

It’s so bad I couldn’t even follow what was happening with you guys trying to explain it 😂. And it probably gets worse from here😂

[@JasonBrant]

I had no idea what was happening in this movie.

[@victorfortunato]

The first girl, is Eva De Dominici and awfull actrees from Argentina, she said in an interview she gave for an Argentine magazine that Bruce was only there for a couple of days, at most a week, that he didn't even memorize the dialogue, but rather he would paste the pages on the camera or somewhere where he could read them, and that the vast majority of the scenes were recorded by him alone and then they edited everything to make it look like they're all together.

[@JasonBrant]

That would explain the terrible scenes.

[@jakemelvin8473]

Only recently started watching your channel Jason with Steven Seagal movies 😂👍 love the content! Theirs so many bad movies from Bruce Willis it’s a rabbit hole of bad movies 🤣👊

[@vesalampinen]

Blade Runner (1982) happens in 2019 and they have flying cars. Cosmic Sin (2021) happens mostly in 2524 and they are still driving the same cars that we do now. Wow. That boggles the mind. 🤯😏

[@JasonBrant]

It's brilliant writing. 🤣

[@alexg4462]

Bruce's movies make more sense now that we know about his problem. I heard he only works for like two days.

[@yodatrucker420]

Man it sucks Bruce is having health issues it's sad we probably won't ever get a new Bruce Willis movie

[@TheJackRobin]

I’m so glad you guys do this, your channel is so chill

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@awesomesauce8151]

You guys jumped on a grenade for all of us that haven't watched this one. Great video!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 This one really, really sucked.

[@Goto10Gaming]

I love that the Barbarians “HURR” is a thing ever since and gets callbacks

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

The first aliens we meet are Dark Eldar? Yikes.

[@Nobby77]

Just found out why his latest movies are so bad, heartbreaking but at least there is a reason other than him doing a Seagal

[@NinusMaximus]

He just retired because he was suffering from aphasia, so he couldn't memorize many lines anymore. Talk about ending a career in a sour note :(

[@kevinmc4500]

When you took your glasses off Jason, I knew the pain was too much to bear, 😆😆 the 500 years in the future thing got stuck in my damn mind, shit I think Brian said “just make it like 20 years” dammit I agree with that! This was truly painful, but you guys made it bearable!!!!

[@JasonBrant]

This one hurt me, Kev.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

In this movie's defense {hush, let me finish} the Halo games are in 2552 and the human guns still use bullets and not insanely advanced

[@allopez8563]

If someone had told me Bruce Willis would have ended up like Steven Segal I wouldn't have believed them.

[@pandojustpando8204]

Another great episode boys :) One of my top five at the moment, for sure! Keep up the good work

[@treatwomenright33]

I have a hard time watching these kinds of movies, except Invasion USA. so im glad you guys do this, makes them a lot more enjoyable. lol I was thinking maybe hes doing this as a way to show seagal, how real actors make bad movies lol. ty again so funny as always guys, glad i subscribed. hope and pray the best for Bruce.

[@williamjohn2910]

22 movies in 16 months!!!

[@thefoxamongwolves9843]

Anyone else notice that the power armour is just Halo's with random junk glued on and painted orange

[@4h0w1e6]

For the Annals of Unfortunate Timing...

[@davidt.1707]

Bruce Willis being his own Steven Seagal by being in B-listed movies and playing pretty much the same guy is a sight to see~

[@JasonBrant]

It's really disheartening.

[@MrMykeStrong]

"Nice costume, hey...you like Bruce Willis?" I was really at a Con in Charlotte today. That was hilarious!

[@JasonBrant]

That was a great line.