Brutal Restaurant Reviews

Today we look at some of the funniest restaurant and food reviews
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[@aimeegibbons14]

yesterday i drove past somewhere called “george’s place” in london and it looked interesting

[@MawDaws]

interesting

[@rifucurktushwjeydnydheh]

interesting

[@based_scottish5988]

interesting

[@k1sm33t]

al of you replier r unfunny

[@sStormy]

Interesting

[@londoncalling137]

Geogre is insulting all these restaurants like he doesn't own the land they are on

[@PatrickMapper]

geogre

[@alexisphillips5270]

geogre.

[@eithan7460]

ain't that what shrek is?

[@4bidn1]

geogre

[@robbieb1tch420]

g e o g r e

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Clara: I have never been at that restaurant Me: Then why are you reviewing it, that doesn’t seem fair- Clara: *takes a selfie* Me: ...understandable, have a great day

[@avgredditmod]

you

[@mcbigboy4611]

That was funny

[@namyufan]

You truly are Cuban Justin Y...

[@riddlussy3109]

@@avgredditmod you

[@avgredditmod]

@@riddlussy3109 us

[@MsNoPixel]

The Uber driving saying he got stopped by the feds honestly killed me 🤣💀

[@NEEDbacon]

Not even just regular cops but fucking feds.

[@tescomealdeal5699]

no it didn't

[@Landon657]

@@tescomealdeal5699no u

[@scottyotty2hotty]

I think the toastie proposal is actually really sweet. Not everyone wants a big, public proposal and getting a totally out of left field proposal when you order your usual takeaway on a random night in was probably quite a nice moment.

[@mgthestrange9098]

I’d say yes, an impromptu toastie would seal the deal. 🧡d

[@WolfDragonDrink]

Yeah I think it’s sweet💝

[@delsinrowe7380]

love that neither of the ppl who nearly died from allergies gave 1 star. or the guy who got stabbed either.

[@outta_the_damn_way6671]

I know it’s a good ending to my day when I can watch memeulous while eating a sandwich for dinner.

[@jackgilbert2521]

It’s not a good day when you have a sandwich for dinner

[@aidensmith5304]

Why are you eating a sandwich for dinner

[@daeganish7304]

Sandwiches are bangin mate

[@TertiaryQuota]

@@jackgilbert2521 bro dont be rude not everyone can afford good food, be respectful

[@outta_the_damn_way6671]

@@jackgilbert2521 no it’s the greatest day

[@colourchaos3936]

Good content as usual Mr Memulous

[@iambatman786]

memeulous*

[@l15shxpa]

@@iambatman786 dont be so pedantic lol

[@iambatman786]

@@l15shxpa?

[@theseusinflames4301]

@@l15shxpa its a simple correction, chill

[@pattymurph1884]

Getting proposed to in cash converters is one thing but in Sunderland someone proposed Infront of the council houses it was hilarious

[@knt2660]

This is literally the most funniest video he has ever made 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ianononeguitar]

@sweet girls 2 What the fuck

[@howie3750]

@@ianononeguitar what did they say

[@robbieb1tch420]

@@howie3750 probably asked for like an 0nlyf@ns or summit

[@abzinhoo]

@@howie3750 hmm

[@Lulzed]

2:55 Only time I've ever left a review was for a local family run kebab shack after a few mates and I went to a pub, got a bit tipsy and started talking about getting some spirits. Mate next table said "Nah mate you just need a pint and went and bought me one. I told him I'll remember the chap and buy him a bev next time. He just said "Nah, you know that Kebab shack up the road, buy a kebab and give us an honest review" so I did the next day and it was pretty fucking good after a decent day at work...bet I could put it through a brick wall the bastard was so packed with shit. So yeh....enjoy the story to the 3 people who got to the end.

[@Kusanagi672]

Lovely story, Lulzed. Sounded like a quality kebab

[@TotalWeapon26]

tl;dr don't read

[@qwerty_artist]

A heartwarming story

[@abzinhoo]

Cold

[@charizard1521]

I want a kebab so bad rn thanks a lot

[@potato1341]

1:46 NO disrespect to a possibly happy couple but if someone proposed to me through a *TOASTIE TAKEOUT STYROFOAM CONTAINER* they ordered from a local place I'd be evaluating my life choices. I genuinely hope it worked cause to do such a thing takes balls and it could really be a positive move but sweet Jesus that's such a weird way to ask someone to spend your entire lives together.

[@Sarah-tj5jm]

Cheese toasties R so nice though. Have a nice day by the way!

[@qwerty_artist]

@Gary Baldi I'd definitely hope for 'maybe it's an inside joke that relates to some event from their relationship that brings back good memories' Cause not all proposals need to be big expensive things, as long as they're from the heart

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Railroad Tavern: We sell Chicago Town Pizza! Us: Why are you ripping people off with frozen pizza, and it’s not even true Chicago pizza, it’s not a deep dish- Railroad Tavern: *DID I STUTTER?* For those who don't know, Chicago Town is a brand of frozen pizza in the UK (British DiGiorno). So what they did was buy frozen pizza at their market, and are re-selling it as a menu item as if they made it themselves...

[@itsnicole11]

Is the food better in North Korea?

[@neonwired4978]

*face palm* Chicago is a style of deep dish pizza, the originates in Chicago would you believe, that's what they are selling not frozen pizzas from the supermarket.

[@kay861]

@@neonwired4978 HAHAHA u are trying to sit on ur pedestal and be clever yeah but they’re literally selling a brand of frozen pizza - Chicago Town’s takeaway-style frozen pizza - for more than 10x the price in the shop, that’s what’s funny... you missed the joke babes, nobody else lol

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@@neonwired4978 face palm if you actually used your brain for once and looked up "Chicago Town pizza", you'd learn that it's a British frozen pizza brand. Literally the first thing that pops up AMERICAN MOMENT...gotta love that failing American education system! Doing nothing but putting out failures who are about to get a whiff of reality that they are not the center of the world

[@iambatman786]

@@neonwired4978 atleast our maths class isn’t a shooting range 🫡🫶🏽

[@kamuroshiryu8453]

I once came across a sarcastic "5-star" review on a newly built Taco Bell here in Canterbury, in which the user "John Wick" claimed that he gave it five stars because the manager "Juan" "gave [him] the best head of [his] life" and "kid friendliness: Juan said he did kids too". That really made my day.

[@turtlemasterkaboom535]

11:24 they ordered the food on just eat when it failed they went to the restaurant to ask about a refund when they were attacked

[@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername]

I love how he always does the clickbait faces in thumbnails even though he wears a mask

[@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername]

@sweet girls 4 April 24t, 2023. 9:27 PM. Watch out for the red van outside your home.

[@mohammedabdelfattah7143]

@@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername wtf mate 🤣🤣

[@pilkers2]

@@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername so what happened?

[@LONDISMEALDEAL]

George is the classic example of a Giga Chad

[@idkyet321]

Oui Oui

[@Sarah-tj5jm]

The munch bunch yogurts come with the kids meals. They're really weird

[@penburger]

"why would you get stabbed in a restaurant" what kind of a question is that? Why you'd you get stabbed anywhere? Not every instance of a stabbing happens in a back alley

[@Michaels_guitar]

Grow up

[@penburger]

@@Michaels_guitar bro have you seen this content? How can you tell somebody to grow up when you're in the comment section of fucking memulous videos. Grow up yourself.

[@gingergamer3270]

"that's called a mirror" savage

[@yellow4602]

This is so brutal I felt it.

[@BloodMarket]

"Food pretty good, but I almost died because im allergic to it" *three stars*

[@traxmusic8766]

Great vid , need another episode ! 😂

[@milesbuckley2736]

Ima crying laughing,cheered me up after a crap day 👍

[@NewestLatest]

Grow up

[@Star_Joker]

James English Breakfast guy is James Marriot. Change my mind.

[@Arran05]

This is the funniest video on this channel lmao

[@xvroye]

just finished the video, good vid as usual, keep it up

[@sophx542]

The 1 star “I don’t know this place” review is in the shopping centre near my home town - it’s not even a restaurant it’s a schuh (the shoe shop) 😭😭 it’s never been a restaurant 🧐🧐

[@bellatrix1408]

thank you for the video george I enjoyed it lots

[@penburger]

[@declanthomas7159]

The pure feeling of regional pride I felt seeing the word Hunslet. Love me human meat at Maccies

[@ÆthelflædOfMercia]

"got Fanta orange with a lemon cellotaped to the bottle". I really appreciate surreal shit like this.

[@Alfoe]

Live, Laugh, Luten ✊

[@Evelyn-ur9gd]

That Hong Kong Garden one is absolutely savage lmao

[@ImPinkKat]

5 star for this video kept my cat watching the whole time

[@xcvrpt]

proper love british restaurants innit

[@ghostyghosts3679]

It's my birthday today, thanks for posting ily :)

[@charlieanimations7430]

Happy birthday :)

[@blizzard7693]

Happy birthday 🎉🎉🥳

[@imkirstenn]

happy birthday!

[@ghostyghosts3679]

@@charlieanimations7430 Thank you

[@ghostyghosts3679]

@@blizzard7693 THANK YOUU

[@danielleeleanor2251]

Ur laugh is so contagious 😂

[@jand.gesture9572]

these reviews are brutal

[@Minceraft69]

One time I was eating in a nando's, I watched a few people run screaming out of the shop across the road followed by a big rat

[@danielsgarden9283]

Ben?

[@Minceraft69]

@@danielsgarden9283 Yes, it's me. I like getting a sunset burger and some peri peri chips after people have stopped asking me stupid questions

[@danielsgarden9283]

@@Minceraft69 yes. Nice too see u around, can I get an auto graph?

[@Minceraft69]

@@danielsgarden9283 Of course.

[@emmalou2298]

Pretty sure that Star Kitchen review is one of my local chinese takeaways. Someone said they found metal in their food and requested a refund, the owner responded “refund? You know nothing about star kitchen 😂”

[@GingerLoyd2901]

George is the prime example of a KZbinr who's forgotten what it's like not to be rich.

[@JDobbo]

Youre the prime example of a waffling child

[@hooraw7760]

idk if I'd call him THE example. I think that title goes more to the ace family.

[@echoesofamystery382]

Eh, at least he's still likable and funny

[@GingerLoyd2901]

@@echoesofamystery382 all of his content is making fun of lower class British people. If you find that funny then sure.

[@rapscout604]

"Big" boy George posts another banger

[@HeyLaserLips]

The one with the proposal in Cash Converters in Worksop is all the funnier to me knowing what Worksop is actually like. xD

[@butterfly_etno.o2137]

AYYY BIG LAD MEMEULOUS MAKING EVEYONES DAY BETTER

[@g-man617]

Another great vid, keep up the great work

[@IAmPez]

"Hong Kong Garden" is to Chinese takeaways what "The Red Lion" or "The Crown" is to pubs.

[@Zeddeckswyy]

As someone who works at KFC I will now start putting munch bunch yoghurt in delivery orders instead of chicken

[@eleanorcharlton6093]

These videos make me happy

[@minty6206]

2:08 🎵 OH I GOT ENGAGED AT CASHIES MATE! 🎵

[@connieharrison6077]

One time I was wondering why my food was taking so long went downstairs and I had left my front door open and instead of the delivery driver knocking on the open door they had just came into my house and left the bag of food on my kitchen bench 🥲 I was baffled my dog didn’t even make any noise either which is even more confusing as my dog has literally bitten an Asda man before and is rlly yappy

[@silviasanchez648]

Maybe your dog got some treats or extra food from the delivery =)

[@canarycatchup]

More of these please lol

[@AP-nj1mr]

That was a good belly laugh!

[@gingermerchant7700]

Wow George this video was swagilicous

[@narwhaleians1011]

That’s macdonalds in Leeds is my local one 💀

[@Madd_Dadd]

Sounds like that last one could have gotten 6 stars in her partner died 😂😂😂😂

[@emmad4308]

I do leave positive reviews for local businesses I have good experiences with, helps fellow locals out

[@moonpriest8016]

This video makes me wanna make up fake reviews at random restaurants just for shits and giggles

[@clarethecat5199]

Takeaway Trauma is a great name, actually

[@ExNeoLander]

6:28 I just realised this was made on my birthday and the time it was made is 1 minute before I was born lmao

[@hi-if8rs]

PLEASE IM BEGGING MAKE MORE

[@ghostyghosts3679]

10/10 very good video, George.

[@badgerbane]

I used to go to a sandwich shop like 'garys'. It was open when they bothered to open it and did the best goddamn steak, cheese and onion sandwiches I've ever tasted. If a business has random opening times and is still running, theres usually a damn good reason they havent run out of business.

[@susannahhunt100]

This video was lol awesome.

[@connorbannister9669]

I've literally had the just eat driver try to walk into my house twice, the same guy

[@chudwick6516]

They tried to kill him and he still rated a 2.5, what a saint

[@smithyengs]

More of these review videos please

[@darthmeticulous6901]

0:21 That went from gross to funny. 1:35 That was a savage answer. 2:36 Well, damn. That was both disturbing AND hilarious. 3:39 Well, that escalated quickly, lmao. 4:05 Gonna need a Senzu Bean for that one. 5:03 Hilariously clever. 5:10 What?!? 6:12 That went from sweet to gross. 7:21 Well, damn. 7:26 Reminds of the time I saw a cop pull over a pizza delivery driver. 9:06 No dragon alive can fix the damage that just did. 9:43 Oh, shots fired. 10:01 Yessssss. 10:07 Ultimate troll. 10:25 Fat nonce, whatever that is, it sure as hell is funny. 10:38 No one saw that coming. 11:07 WTF was that? Please do more of this, was entertaining.

[@BreloomSoup]

Thank you darth meticulous.

[@darthmeticulous6901]

@@BreloomSoup You’re welcome, and keep up the good work.

[@AndrewGruffudd]

I live in Hounslow, and once had a pizza on whose packaging was a Sloppy Giuseppe type character against a stylised Italian tricolore flag. Given that the demographics of Hounslow seems to be largely south Asian, I wonder whether the character would more properly be called a Sloppy Jawaharal, after the first leader of Pakistan, Nehru.

[@LuciFestival]

That price of the pizza checks out here in the states. More if you want delivery.

[@_Piers_]

The mannerisms person just meant manners.

[@writingsbykit]

i laughed harder at this than anything i can remember recently, great content :)

[@Cottage_Shr00m]

WHERE IS THE REDDIT VIDEO 😭 Archie is upset that he hasn’t been in one this month!

[@otishawkridge2331]

I once saw a restaurant called "five lads"

[@Kakarot64.]

Five Lads At Freddie's?

[@hazukichanx408]

For anyone still wondering: "Mannerisms" are behavioral quirks, like touching your nose when you lie or coughing when embarrassed. Gesticulations and the like probably also fall into this category. "Manners" is a word that refers to the ability to behave politely or formally, in order to be accepted by others. Mostly used to complain about people who allegedly lack "proper manners". The two words likely share some common root, but are not synonyms and thus should not be used interchangeably. Find the one you want, and use it - not the other.

[@andrewnorth170]

Just Eat is insane sometimes!

[@bunnidustlive6888]

Oh to click on a George memulous video to see my local cash converters making us proud

[@terrihayes7300]

i feel violated.

[@nyancs7098]

I love how the intro music is dk jungle

[@oliverfasola19]

I got a notification from years ago saying I reviewed a pizza pizza, my review was “it’s pretty good”

[@Dingle-God1987]

George you should spend a day at Pontins, it's abysmal.

[@randumbwatcher]

wow george you are looking good today

[@RhianeTurtonator]

George we all know you own a restaurant and alex is cooking it all. It's gone from Reddit captivity to this /j

[@Clownish.mp4]

3:30 is no one gonna talk about how theres six stars there?

[@padds3213]

Nice trim mate

[@sponge6pack]

Try the NORTH STAR, NEAR FINCHLEY ROAD

[@nat5276]

1:24 scared the shit out me bc i didnt expect my name to ever leave memeulous’ mouth

[@KarlMcClelland]

Someone left the Great Pyramid of Giza a 1-star review as her handbag was stolen...

[@StupidNPCBoar]

Absolutely brutal

[@speakfreely247]

If you think about it a milkshake hot is just a hot chocolate

[@cslaterr3]

this makes me laugh, hahaha. ahaha hahaha h ahahaha ahah ahah h a a ha hh a a please send help i am so alone

[@noobified4175]

"Why does KFC have munch bunch lying around" I can answer this its part of the kids meal deal I'm pretty sure

[@evajay6398]

Sam…Pepper? Is that you?

[@thatcloveplant]

doesnt matter who it is, if someone proposes to me with an onion toastie im rejecting

[@mariakonovalov8495]

George and twitter is just Alex and reddit but in a different font

[@Bopperann]

One time I ordered a soup to-go and I was given most of the ingredients but no SOUP. They charged full price and although the manger offered to pay for the soup next order, he didn't. You couldn't pay me to go back.

[@mostrandomnerd]

3:00 that's ironic coming from youtubers who always beg their viewers to like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell and make world hunger stop.

[@Unsu833]

Where’s Gordon when you need him

[@saminajamjar8679]

the takeaway my aunt works at apparently left a pen lid in someones food

[@declanjones556]

My local shop let me off when I was a bit short for some lager because I was skint. So I left them a good review.

[@gingergingey8271]

they said the pen was I N S I D E the pizza