Brutally Harassing Eddy Burback - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 25

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we forced Eddy to try Thick Water, talked about terrible childhood movies, and chatted it up with the most beautiful moustached man on the platform
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Edited by Scott: / scottposts
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.

[@EddyBurback]

thanks for having me chuck!

[@Codarius]

no u

[@BigPoobis]

Hi Eddy Burback :)

[@ihatehumans5185]

Gus is the only vaguely southern named friend you should have in your life. Frankly, it’s disgusting you would abandon him like this.

[@safin8760]

chungus

[@McBasketball4]

luig

[@GamerKid11]

Schlatt with Eddy: "Eddy can be more mayo if he wants" Schlatt with Minx: "I already am mayo you cant be mayo"

[@mikenike4266]

Got to put an Irishwoman in her place

[@Garfeldi820]

Misogyny 😔

[@R0FLC4T5]

@@Garfeldi820 comedy 😔

[@shamoonsaqib]

@@Garfeldi820 Mayogyny 😔

[@SupremeGarlicBread]

@@shamoonsaqib LOL

[@skapb]

when Chuckle Sandwich ends the finale should be the gang crafting a sandwich from theirs and every guest’s ingredients. It would be perfect

[@theaggressive_ginger]

Great idea, however chuckle sandwich is inevitable and will never end

[@skapb]

@@theaggressive_ginger the only thing more inevitable is Theodore’s unending bloodlust. It’s only a matter of time

[@mile1155]

do you have a list of what ingredient everyone is, i have been thinking about this for like a week now

[@sno8]

Why would you ever consider the finale of chuckle sandwich u monster

[@grabe1556]

That would be a good 100th episode because it shall never end

[@safin8760]

Yes! They finally invited ted, schlatt, and Charlie to the Gus and Eddy podcast. Too bad Gus couldn't show up today.

[@henrymckay6159]

its not the gus and eddy podcast its the and eddy podcast

[@mikhahl]

@@henrymckay6159 no it's _ and _ podcast now since no one is on the set atm

[@chrishansen2409]

@@mikhahl it’s the and Chrissy podcast

[@themessenger8656]

True

[@misteriousgamr]

I Gus he just didn't have the time

[@Syfiy]

Charlie was right about the snails, he just worded it a bit weird: “When they are in prolonged dry conditions, they “Aestivate”, a form of suspended animation. In this condition, the part of the snail’s skin that is exposed in the shell changes its physiology so that very little water evaporates from it. There are actually snails living in deserts. Some can survive like this for several years with no activity; the record is 6 years.” Essentially, snails can harden their skin and go dormant for years at a time when there is a lack of water, only to revive themselves once more when there is water.

[@firepowder]

THANK YOU

[@comicsam1339]

There it is

[@churchyard]

snails aren’t real

[@declangrogan6772]

They come back

[@JermaLover]

*Congratulations! Snail has leveled up to level 20... Snail has learned the move “harden”!*

[@lizyloo8738]

Ted's a relatable guy on tik tok, but on the chuckle, hes a menace to society

[@me-oo1fr]

@madalyn he just came to spread that relatability like communism 👍

[@alxdoesstuff9352]

Boy, I'm excited for the 22nd episode of the chuckle sandwich podcast, especially after the banger that was episode 24!

[@bequemjoe]

What the heck are these two link replies

[@thebeefcow3915]

@@bequemjoe bots

[@ChuckleSandwich]

Shut the fuck up I fixed the thumbnail okay I'm running on like 4 hours sleep - Ted

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

Run teds gonna break your kneecaps for pointing it out

[@chrishansen2409]

@@ChuckleSandwich typical hostility from Ted

[@pinebatjo4726]

Schlatt looks like the uncle that lets his young nieces dress him up and has a tea party with them.

[@capyclara]

ron swanson

[@nathanfielderfan111]

great reference:))

[@onions7653]

Fair

[@DelusionsOfParasitosis87]

The

[@toxic_195]

**Yes**

[@miaujic4941]

schlatt forgot to ask the question, i'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel him again

[@ludde12345678950]

they better have eddy on again and ask him!

[@nathanfielderfan111]

i am disgusted

[@jakedoesmemes]

They should have Eddy on again specifically to ask this question. The podcast is like 3 minutes long and has two sponsorships in between.

[@kian559]

Literally scrolled through the comments looking for someone else upset abt this

[@100dead]

@@jakedoesmemes call him up during the adread and ask the question

[@neartheplumtree]

I like how "Forcing Eddy Burback to drink Thick Water" was changed to simply "Eddy Burback"

[@greymore1004]

The inconsistency of chuckle sandwich thumbnails haunts me

[@vinnycentmusic]

like what was going with 15-18

[@GeorgeAndLennyGaming]

What was it before

[@Bighomie39]

@@vinnycentmusic then there's #17 in particular where the episode number is in an entirely different spot

[@ChanterelleRoseo]

@@vinnycentmusic “the dark ages”

[@hankotron]

@@ChanterelleRoseo they come again with #38

[@defenestrate122]

"It's just water......theoretically" -charlie 10x this episode

[@ecksdee1889]

The beginning to the podcast is so jarring, just like the baseball bat Ted took to my kneecaps in the back alley.

[@p7mz]

That joke would be funny 18 episodes ago champ

[@LemonSquidTea]

Lmaoo

[@clovisthegreat7078]

100% agreed

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

It’s the GUS and Eddy podcast! G -Gay schlatt U -Uhh fuckin Ted Nivision S -Slimecicle

[@rexcelsior5415]

My favourite member is Mr. Uhh fuckin

[@Muphetballs]

Uh fuckin tn

[@shadowsun9537]

The best podcast to listen to while being forced to drink thick water

[@BreadCanteloupe]

Thicc water 🥴

[@G3N_MK2]

Best podcast to listen to whilst knocking over the elderly

[@2510LuL]

I'm a businessman

[@BreadCanteloupe]

@@2510LuL would you like to do busy business fellow business person man?

[@scribble1476]

I’m

[@garden_gnome0396]

Okay, if you’ve never been overstimulated before, 31:00 is a near perfect replication of how that feels lmaoo

[@oddball8969]

You can hear Charlie say “astronaut in the ocean”

[@cosmosisrose]

autism simulator

[@verycoolbean9162]

I literally thought they were improvising the “We’re back” movie together and just lying about it but I googled it and it’s fucking real

[@UpNextDonum]

We’re back is a classic and you will respect it lol

[@kingarthur1367]

@@UpNextDonum that was such a good comment but then you ruin it by saying lol

[@yoguypro8804]

@@kingarthur1367 ok "joe mama"

[@zetanone7211]

@@yoguypro8804 “Translate to English” It’s gone now fuck you google

[@HaugeBauge]

@@zetanone7211 ok “joe mother”

[@meep2404]

I can't believe Eddy (known audio listener hater) punched Ted for daring to love the audio listeners to death

[@sicksalt7765]

Every episode of Chuckle Week just feels like I'm watching a double date between Schlatt and Charlie and Ted and his revolving door of new partners.

[@turnipsandwich7]

this is so accurate

[@yoakleoakle]

Week long speed date

[@vectorperkins6685]

43:00 ted mumbiling the tmnt song like a crazed lunatic in a trance while everyone is staring at him is the funniest shit

[@txrnip]

I’m so glad there’s a sequel to the last episode of the podcast, “Arguing About Pizza”

[@MadLadMax]

Rip lunch club

[@alyssadelgado9117]

@@MadLadMax I'm of 1 d add

[@mooshkyu]

sadge

[@scarft.]

The whole time Ted has this face of “I’m so fucking tired of this shit”

[@ethereallvr]

i’m pretty sure that’s just teds face all of the time

[@snyxiiu]

I came down here to check if he was okay because I’m mildly concerned for his mentality due to the entirety of this ordeal

[@Ethan.Murphy2003]

True

[@CaseyShontz]

He’s tired of the bit where everyone saying he does evil stuff lol, but other than that he seemed to be having fun

[@jamescanjuggle]

well he did try to break those kneecaps and he just kept goin

[@pemo2676]

my favourite bit on the show is when 2 or more people are talking at the same tone or yelling at eachother at the same time. absolutely hysterical

[@Bighomie39]

Slimecicle and Schlatt saying "I'm an astronaut in the ocean" completely clear while talking over each other was hilarious

[@sakuraheony]

@@Bighomie39 timestamp please?

[@Bighomie39]

@@sakuraheony somewhere around 30:00

[@donaldmctrizzel7474]

I thought Ted had recovered from his blood lust, in the last couple episodes he hadn't beat people to badly. Sad to see he cared and is continuing to abuse

[@daisyjoy242]

We need to stop Ted by becoming Ted

[@therandomguy1315]

SNAIL FACT: Charlie thinks he is a snail that was once fossilized and is trying to find the facts to prove that he is a real old snail guy

[@jakedoesmemes]

This is, simultaneously, the 22nd, 32nd, and 25th episode of chuckle sandwich

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

They didnt ask him the question They didnt ask the fucking question How will i know now whether he wanted bacon but no games or games, unlimited games but no more games

[@Cam_47]

Hey by the way if your not aware.. they took the whole bacon and no games from someone. idk if they explained that or not but ye

[@duck-ew5zs]

@@Cam_47 they talked about that on episode 8. Around 12 minute.

[@Quarter_Notes]

This show is always Charlie being the funniest person and then no one acknowledging what he says

[@kolepugh9186]

oh boy! what a wonderful glass of water! i bet it’s extremely refreshing and nobody is able to choke on it!

[@-geeko123]

oof owee ow im choking on ice

[@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi8167]

@@-geeko123 ice is just thickest water

[@Tyranicalroomba]

@@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi8167 it's HARD water

[@me-oo1fr]

11:26 This would have been really helpful a year ago when I was a senior taking AP Calculus and AP Macroeconomics -Art Major

[@meatsauce12]

57:45 wow he actually did it

[@FelixEA]

30:30 "Well said schlatt, i'll take it from here" and everything just goes to shit... in the best way possible

[@claudiaramirez8978]

I see that ted has accepted his villainy

[@insulindemon]

31:00 is my favorite bit ever. was doing laundry while listening and felt like i was in a schizophrenic episode

[@safetyscissors9281]

Agreed

[@wish2blucky_577]

Every time I see Schlatt with his hair up like that I think of that one episode of Voltron Legendary Defender

[@arthurfassold6979]

Specifics?

[@wish2blucky_577]

@@arthurfassold6979 the family feud episode

[@just_tyler]

Omg now i cant unsee Keith! 😂

[@gizmoguy.3687]

The best podcast to fossilize and come back to later

[@brynnhefner6309]

Don't worry Chuckle Sandwich Podcast! I have a list of fossil Pokemon because I have yet to see Pokemon in the comments. These are from the first generation: There is a Kabuto (an orange crab like creature) that evolves into Kabutops (an orange, bipedal crab with slicers). There is Omanyte (a blue snail) that evolves into an Omastar (a blue snail with tentacles). There is an Aerodactyl (a pterodactyl). Third Generation: Anorith is is a Rock/Bug-type Pokémon revived from a Claw Fossil. It evolves into Armaldo. Lileep is the sea lily Pokémon. It is a Rock/Grass-type Pokémon revived from the Root Fossil. It evolves into Cradily. Fourth Generation: Cranidos is the head-butt Pokémon. It is a Rock-type Pokémon revived from a Skull Fossil. It evolves into Rampardos. Shieldon is the shield Pokémon. It is a Rock/Steel-type Pokémon revived from an Armor Fossil. It evolves into Bastiodon. Fifth Generation: Tirtouga is the prototurtle Pokémon. It is a Water/Rock-type Pokémon revived from a Cover Fossil. Carracosta is the evolved form of Tirtouga. It is also a Water/Rock-type Pokémon. Archen is the first bird Pokémon. It is a Rock/Flying-type Pokémon revived from a Plume Fossil. Archeops is the evolved form of Archen. It is a Rock/Flying-type Pokémon. Sixth Generation: Tyrunt is a Rock/Dragon-type Pokémon that is revived from the Jaw Fossil. Tyrantrum is the evolved form of Tyrunt. It is a Rock/Dragon-type Pokémon. Amaura is based on an Amargasaurus and is the tundra Pokémon. It is a Rock/Ice-type Pokémon that is revived from the Sail Fossil. Aurorus is the evolved form of Amaura. It is a Rock/Ice-type Pokémon. This is all of the Fossil Pokemon I can think of off the top of my head. I hope this helps!!

[@qviie9300]

actually, after watching ted break the old mans kneecaps, trip the guy trying to help him, and toss a rubber mallet directly at the third person who made an attempt to help, i ran in to protect and help everyone who had experienced ted’s rage as a victim of it myself. then, at light speed he spun back around and tear gassed all four of us, leaving us to writhe on the ground like maggots in an attempt to escape the pain he caused. alas it was no use. ted has gotten away with it again.

[@the-treviathan]

40:16 the utter euphoria on charlie's face and in his voice is unmatched. Charlie had his niche and when ian said the name, it flooded back into his mind, filling him with a childlike joy. I am envious of that experience ngl

[@SCHMAXGames]

How does Eddy manage to look like every single one of their fathers

[@Victor-Baxter]

Snails can be rehydrated and live when they’re dried out. They’re mummified, not fossilised

[@arecfeakes2478]

the premonition of Ted watching all the Barbie movies started here

[@elainaackerman8542]

Truly disgusting, that some “Chuckle Sandwiches” would do this horrible thing.

[@ineedpie683]

@Fax no one likes you

[@bridgerparker4275]

@@ineedpie683 replying to bots is useless, just report them and go about your day

[@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi8167]

haha 69th like

[@Tyranicalroomba]

Haha 78th like

[@markus.574]

"Don't you doubt the net worth of Richie Rich. It's in his fucking name twice"

[@caderomine8331]

I appreciate the fact that they capitalized thick water in the title like it's a proper noun, which it is

[@MYSTIC_5280]

margaritaville mention is wild foreshadowing

[@livemice]

I watched the first half of this, while on my way to work, and I told my coworker that snails could fossilize and come back. Now I have a lot of explaining to do when we work together again. Thanks.

[@rinzler2012]

16:30 “They get a little bit of Apl.De.Ap in there” this was so ridiculously funny to me yet it went over everyone’s head lmaoo

[@BobJenification]

that was my favorite joke of the episode. no one appreciates the star of the black eyed peas

[@jackisaway4411]

I cant wait to watch episode 22 twice

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

So nice you gotta watch it twice

[@Aviouslyavi]

perfect podcast to drink thick water to

[@RED-sl2le]

Chunky water even

[@playdoughmaster808]

Thicc water

[@EbicAbove]

@@RED-sl2le chunky water is just water with chewable ice in it

[@babyvirgo00-88]

Get someone who looks at you the way Schlatt looks at Charlie 37:49

[@declandexter3878]

Does anyone know what Ted means by “Break it down Barney style”. I’ve heard him say this multiple times then proceed to just explain something completely normally. Is it a Barney the purple dinosaur thing or like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, also why does no one call him out on it like I’d love to see Shlatt go on a rant about it anyway thanks for reaching this.

[@thy_queen_arsene]

It means to break it down barney style duh

[@natrius8219]

I think it means purple dinosaur, because he's referred to someone he said it to as "like a little baby" or something. He's teaching and explaining with the very basics like Barney or edutainment shows

[@zoey-oey-oeyd4020]

Oh I thought it meant like the burger restaurant

[@declandexter3878]

@@natrius8219 thank you this makes much more sense now

[@ChuckleSandwich]

Do I need to break it down Barney style for you

[@quintonp7600]

Just read the description and I can't wait for them to bring on some guests, they seem like they'd have great chemistry

[@4xdblack]

I love how Schlatt just completely checks out when they're talking about old flash games

[@DVDRWDISC]

Eddy has the god given skill to be one of the boys in any group

[@lauraparks6476]

If slimecicles meat type must be revealed, we must know the type of Ted’s bread.

[@maximumz1554]

slime seems like he would be bologna and ted would be wheat bread

[@ValuesNotFound]

Ted seems like a cheese bread guy

[@witchhazel4448]

Idk Charlie is kind of a salami or turkey guy

[@zeronxepher4167]

medium rare buns

[@furno2373]

The amount of videos Ted will make based on this episode is crazy.

[@nathaniele5047]

57:45 Two years later, ted watched every barbie movie

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Anybody else just realised how large Ted is? Both Eddy and Gus clock in well over 6 feet tall, and sitting next to Ted, Eddy looks like a little baby man

[@lukemorgan7282]

Schlatt out here looking like fire lord ozai

[@violatyrant]

GREAT EPISODE LADS since Ted is friends with him, yall should get Jarvis Johnson on the program

[@oleanderrots]

he was already on

[@CrystalSkyDrops175]

Eddy has that energy that most podcasts hosts dream of for a guest. So likable and doesn’t take anything too seriously. It was so great to watch never felt tense. Just keeps a great vibe.

[@LilSillyCritter]

I can't believe schlatt didn't mention unlimited games but no games Edit: typo

[@lostghost7915]

1:06:54 OK WHAT IF Charlie isn't actually dead but canonically just in an epiphram and comes back out one day?!

[@fyrefrost1898]

The movies Ted described where it's just two characters standing around talking in different places sounds like just the movie version of a visual novel

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

1:08:02 Ted’s sudden switch from his online persona to being worried about Charlie is actually really sweet, was not expecting to get hit with smt wholesome all of a sudden

[@vojinstojanovic830]

0:04 the *wink*

[@chad_warlock]

Typically if we were promised a pizza party in elementary school we either never got it or the teacher had to pay for the pizza out of pocket. We probably got those small slices because we probably only had that one pizza and like 25 students to feed

[@froggygal_]

I keep snails as pets, and I once had a snail form that weird film Charlie was talking about. It looked like he had just put some saran wrap over his opening.

[@blueskyswolf5]

Like a snake shedding skin??

[@froggygal_]

@@blueskyswolf5 I guess?? It was sorta crunchy haha

[@guiAstorDunc]

“But since you’re a kid, you’re like ‘are my eyes wrong?’” I am convinced that this lack of confidence regarding your ability to perceive reality as a kid is exactly why so many things you loved as a child hold up so terribly

[@ashgcy]

I think Charlie may have gotten confused the whole “snail unfossilization”with how snails make their shells. Aquatic snails at least, take minerals from the water and use it to build their shells. The process is called calcification, because what they’re basically doing is taking calcium carbonate, the same minerals in limestone and marble, dissolved in the water and slowly layering it up to make their shells! While snails unfortunately can’t unfossilize themselves, it’s still cool how they just use rocks to make their shell

[@joolian4763]

Good cast, but it was weird how ted was holding a gun towards Charlie and Schlatt under the table...

[@jrgg11]

i sure loved the 22nd episode, i wish they would do a dnd podcast tough

[@safetyscissors9281]

Same

[@bittsandpieces]

I think it's important to mention that 6-headed shark attack also exists. It came out in 2018 and took place at a MARRIAGE BOOT CAMP. It got an incredible IMDB rating of 2.8/10. I'd like to suggest future discussion of Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf which is a real movie with a higher rating (3.2/10)

[@thefilmschlock]

With Charlie dead, and G*s outlawed, I think Eddy would make a great third member

[@chronica6457]

Honestly, yeah

[@Vinderayz]

Thank a bunch for getting my dad on the show!!! He was thrilled by the email 👍👍👍👍

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

ted has asserted his authority over the rest of the group by chugging the thick water

[@NeverParry]

Once they started talking about universal studios and disney world schlatt completely checked out until eddy mentioned net worth

[@ninin11]

it was so funny hearing the other three go on normally with the podcast, and the little interjections like “snails can’t back up” from charlie

[@SomeFella1973]

I love how ian is officially a member of the podcast, but only during chuckle week

[@FelixEA]

Can't believe Eddy Burback doesn't have any functional kneecaps anymore

[@JaneTheLame]

56:50 - 57:10 did anyone else get an extreme case of deja vu here? i could've sworn these exact words had been said the exact same way in a previous episode and it's freaking me out.

[@illithid8640]

I could eat a sandwich to Ted ranting about how much he loves kneecaps.

[@oma1036]

I like how they absolutely derailed the podcast to a snail facts podcast

[@BobtheBodybuilder236]

Charlie is sitting in a dark room right now murmering snail facts to himself.

[@rachelsouthworth9739]

Why was it actually impressive when Ted chugged the thick water

[@Unknowndino03]

I'm loving schlatt's admiral zhao cosplay

[@dylang1138]

I heard 50:15 on Spotify and I had to check the video just to see what exactly Ted did, although it was easy to guess from the audio alone. It did not disappoint.

[@penguruvods7395]

I'm currently getting my knee caps broken to get my self ready for this

[@diegogabrielruiz-tellodeme2223]

The Barbie foreshadowing lol

[@melon3286]

the one thing that destroyed charlie entirely was a snail fact. classic charlie slimecicle moment.

[@TV---]

I like how Ted has accepted the character that they made.

[@milashkaw]

Just told my friends that snails can come back. They believed me. What have I done...

[@abigailsledd]

you know what. I believe Charlie. snails can fossilize themselves and then come back.

[@maximumz1554]

Snails are the only things that knows what happens when we die

[@braianvinicius1465]

@@maximumz1554 Minx also knows

[@jazzypaffy]

Mildly upset that there was neither games nor bacon in this episode

[@Greaseemonster]

Love when they talk about something for 30 mins and then say "bring up a picture of that!" And then proceed to not show an image of what they are talking about and then move in to the next topic to do the same thing

[@unchartedchartz]

Schlatts net worth isn't 103k, we all know that hes $90'000 in debt.

[@Ani]

Ian is really just developing the power of prophecy with those searches

[@MrHAH-cd9ku]

Episode 22 really has me hyped up after the awesomeness of 24!

[@soupymei]

catching charlie saying the lyrics to astronaut in the ocean when they were all talking at the same time just made my day