Our Video Game Character Tier List - Chuckle Sandwich EP 69

[@kkronkk]

Schlatt has so many problems every podcast that I wouldn't be surprised if next week he rolled up in a wheelchair.

[@VANITREE]

Metal sarcophagus

[@Mr.Taco1111]

After what Ted does to him, he absolutely will be

[@CeilingOven.]

"Rolled up" that kinda got me.

[@jedislayer0719]

Schlatt put me in a wheelchair once. What goes around comes around, I guess

[@handmetheparachute]

LOL

[@vomerconch9795]

i like how Ted is so adamant that he could kill GLADoS, a murderous robot who managed to kill an entire facility of millions with neurotoxin, but is a little dubious on what Toadette has in store

[@thegreatgoobert5847]

Yeah but she's naked aka no facility toys. She doesn't even have arms, all she could do is flail around.

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

it grinds my gears, especially since (according to ted himself (in the tinkle section)) the characters are fighting you after however much time has passed. glados being "naked" is just her base form, as part of the facility, and after getting beat by a chick with portals and explosives TWICE, she's absolutely preparing for someone much more dangerous than ted.

[@mentaya11]

@@Green_Bean_Machine Not contradicting you on any argument, but the character is "tingle". Just Fyi.

[@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043]

They also were dubious on mario, just a fucking guy, a middle aged plumber, a minimum waged employee, but the supercomputer with millions of kills, nah they dead.

[@Jane-75-80]

​@@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043 Well considering he's not "just some guy" and can lift up a whole ass castle he would definitely be able to kill you

[@atticus07]

a few days ago i met ted and schlatt at the grocery store! ted screamed profanities at me, grabbed an old womans walker, broke three of my ribs and my kneecaps, and then stabbed me 8 times in the abdomen. i didn't get to talk to schlatt, he was doing something to a homeless man behind the store. what an incredible experience!

[@AngeMaru486]

Was he holding a can of beans?

[@Terracylle]

@@AngeMaru486 yes (i was the homeless guy)

[@atticus07]

@@AngeMaru486 yeah! and i think after he started doing something to a jar of peanut butter?

[@danieldubrovin8813]

Was he holding a suitcase?

[@daniieee333]

That's terrible 😕 reminds me of the time Ted chucked my grandad out a window. he's slowly recovering now 😔

[@DMFSquiggle]

Schlatt is so confident in his mind he could probably solo God if he was naked and would say some shit like, "his power comes from his robes"

[@sirnonapplicable]

"Jesus is probably naked under those robes"

[@josiebryce8462]

"his power comes from his sandals"

[@DingoDongo09]

Isn’t there a guy in the book of Judges that gains his power from his hair?

[@mentaya11]

@@DingoDongo09 No, not quite. Samson was dedicated to God, and blessed with immense strength, but his powers came from God, not his hair. Part of his dedication was a Nazarite vow. In this, he was to never drink, never touch corpses, and never cut his hair. (might be some other pieces to it). He flaunted his vows openly several times, and used his strength to mock his enemies. Cutting his hair was the last part of his vow that he *hadn't* broken, and when his hair was cut he was punished by having his strength taken away. So...sort of? His power was taken away because his hair was cut, but it's not like he had magic hair that gave him superpowers. His hair was representative of his relationship with God and he was punished for breaking his vows.

[@profitablebumbum]

@@mentaya11NERD

[@TheSamGraal]

Schlatt gets angrier and angrier every episode.. one day he will just talk in grunts

[@rafansyed8420]

return to molnkeya

[@damaan1243]

Kratos with sideburns

[@melovespoon]

goblin man

[@ThisBoiDraws]

@@damaan1243 based

[@thetman0068]

Still not as angry as he was in ‘99

[@andrewg.3281]

The fact that they thought they even stood a chance against 90% of these is insane.

[@abrupta]

I mean if they were 100% truthful about it then it wouldn't be as fun

[@thebreadenjoyer6057]

Yoda and Sammus would squish em, along with Dva tbh.

[@Tom-oj7si]

Streamers egos.... What do you expect lol they even delude themselves that streaming is a real job

[@SweetMeatTM]

@@Tom-oj7si ? still got enough money for the rest of their life lol

[@nowwepart]

@@Tom-oj7si the fact people still think KZbinrs and streamers isn't a real job when you can test out mattresses as a job astound me. Ted drove across the entire country for a 30 minute video💀 people like Micheal reaves spend months and months coding real robot electronics and algorithms and have to edit down 100's of hours of footage all for a 15 minute video. Let's see you do that shit lmao, what do you do big man? It certainly isn't the hardest job but there very much is work that goes into this shit lmao. People probably thought making video games wasn't a real job back in the day too. Old person mindset lmao

[@Asimov_]

Glad to see tucker talking and engaging alot more. Almost like a third podcast member. Hope he doesn't disappear like the last victim

[@bruhsauce644]

a very boruff-like figure

[@Grunker1]

Tucker more like talker 🙂

[@TheDingy]

@@Grunker1 😂

[@kyuniverse718]

Dude we don’t talk about Char- *gunshots*

[@strontium_slider]

Someone’s in the void dome… but I wonder who…

[@melovespoon]

Schlatt actually had a pretty solid logic for Sonic, just a little confused. Shadow gets his speed from his shoes, Sonic's is natural

[@wynsik]

Imagine if Ted actually broke somebody’s legs, and they commented everywhere about it, called the police, and just got laughed at by literally everybody they told. Then they start going crazy, they lose their job, their loved ones and friends drift away, and they disappear into the woods.

[@anthonyrodriguez9878]

They become Seth. Or the funny looking mii

[@AKA253]

That’s just my average Tuesday

[@FrogChamp]

“Imagine”

[@redact7577]

How do you think tucker ended up on the podcast? You think he’s there by his own free will?

[@wynsik]

@@redact7577 oh yeah…

[@SlapChopMyShamWow]

I’m so glad someone finally caught Ted saying “nucular” instead of “nuclear”

[@falliscrispy1234]

I do the same thing

[@MaximusChivus]

​@@falliscrispy1234 Despicable

[@WolfyYT-TV]

Finally caught the slippery fuck

[@iamspenver]

​@@falliscrispy1234unbelievable 😐😐

[@jamesgatz5301]

Now I have no idea how I say it!! They are both so similar and I have no idea if I’m being right or wrong

[@Clamplive]

this episode made me chuckle all over my sandwich

[@myeditedhandle]

stfu it was just posted, u commented within 2 minutes havent even watched it yet

[@muckyesyesindisguise3854]

You…what?

[@mo3bo]

Disgusting. Do it again.

[@ondrae7528]

That sounds too much like you just bust into two slices of bread

[@rickjohnson1719]

@@ondrae7528 a coom on rye

[@treo640]

Schlatt saying his arm is going to kill Sonic when Sonic literally smashes through robots in a single hit is funny.

[@jamesbs9231]

Cant believe I’m seeing this right after I just met Ted! It was such a privilege to have the real Ted Nivison break my kneecaps 🥰

[@xjejzb]

omg what an honour 😍

[@qwertybop6423]

I wish he'd break mine :(

[@pg14s]

@just i c e BRO WAHT IS THIS JOKE

[@coraa3580]

It has been 67 episodes and tha joke is still goIng

[@jedislayer0719]

Yeah well Ted killed me

[@carlamelid6163]

schlatt putting ice on a stye when you're supposed to use a warm compress really just sheds light on how he's getting so injured

[@vigilantescomic]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while descending into madness while on a ravenous rage, devouring all who show themselves to me.

[@YNEA.]

@just i c e begone bot

[@bluraydisc-hd]

@justice1046 POTATO WEDGES‼

[@Dryy_Cereal]

real!

[@myeditedhandle]

spammer not even able to watch it yet

[@Gmeare]

Are... are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone?

[@andrewgirard1688]

Dude them completely ignoring the fact that Ness has psychic powers is making me pull my hair out

[@frankjohnson123]

yeah ffs they just discussed him as a kid with a baseball bat

[@n00bJesus]

he gets his psychic powers from his hat. if these two men were naked fighting a naked ness, somebody should call the cops and fast.

[@YourMostFavoriteNPC]

Ted and Schlatt are gangsters until the PK fire and PK flash come out

[@lazyavatar2479]

@@YourMostFavoriteNPC ERM ness can't preform PK fire in earthbound 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Cendrail0001]

​@@lazyavatar2479 ERM, he can in Smash, so it depends on where you fight him. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@peefmcgoose2908]

I like how they say Tingle's "like the green suit idubbbz used to wear" even though it's LITERALLY a tingle costume

[@TheFhqwhgadsLimit]

2:50 ChaCha wasn't a bot... It was actual humans answering questions. I would love to see the insane things Schlatt was sending to what he thought was a bot but was actually some unfortunate person.

[@pikkyeaterz]

We'd like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Ness is a psychic child who can dodge lightning, teleport, and obliterate objects.

[@plazmamonkey22]

Exactly what I was thinking brother

[@atticus07]

he killed god i think

[@Super-Vision]

also the final boss in earthbound (gigyas) is literally the most horrifying Nintendo character, it's literally an eldritch god

[@pktiger7]

@@Super-Vision exactly

[@kennethxu1789]

We’d also like to friendly remind The Chuckle Sandwich Podcast members that Stunfisk is part electric type. Not only does this mean that it transmits energy when getting hit, the pokedex entry states that it is unhurt when stepped on my sumo wrestlers. Ted and Schlatt would get absolutely obliterated by stunfisk.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

"you can build a house on the moon for free... it'd be expensive, but-" - Theodore Nivision on the Laughing Bagel podcast, 2022

[@KL-bo3vu]

Chacha wasn't a bot, I worked as a search-er for them for a few months in college (they paid ~$0.02 per answer and you'd have to compete against other searchers to respond the fastest to queries, which is how it felt so instant).

[@reesebuholtz5114]

Oh man rlly lmao

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

Wtf did you get a hourly wage in addition to that?

[@dennisgardner750]

Came to the comments to say the same, not sure how many worked there over the course of time but I was a search-er as well.

[@Holpip_]

IMAGINE NOT DOING A SMASH OR PASS ON EP 69

[@DWal32]

Technically it was a smash or pass. Smash the character to bits or pass away trying

[@Ryu1ify]

I like how they thought Ness was an easier fight than some guy's mii, when one of them can't take Matt in a fist fight and the other one aborted Space Satan

[@jaypaw28]

Watched this episode while my mom was on the couch next to me and she told me to tell Ted that she "expects better and wants him to make more pirate pizza" so there ya have it

[@Violamity]

Schlatt saying all he would have to do is clothesline Sonic, meanwhile completely ignoring that he can run well over the speed of sound is hilarious to think about.

[@NaXEthan]

and that sonic literally runs through solid metal robots on a day to day basis lmao

[@TommyTom21]

He also believes he can take Ness so maybe he’s hiding something

[@deadfox03]

Sonic's shoes are specially designed to be fireproof. Sonic wins easy.

[@Color_Splsh]

Schlatt literally said that he just wants to anger Sega fans. It's not that deep.

[@Snowstorm...]

@@Color_Splsh See maybe that would've worked if genuinely every single thing he described about Sonic couldn't easily be proved wrong and I wasn't just laughing at him

[@ssouplady]

I really loved watching the light leave teds eyes when he realised he was pronouncing nuclear wrong

[@j.vazquez8966]

Schlatt, he has psychic powers. He'll tear you limb from limb, and drive you insane if you touch him wrong. He's not just some kid. He's basically a god

[@hellsing1696]

He literally kills an eldritch god at the end

[@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted]

I think Ted forgot that Glados is essentially an entire building because she can control everything there. If they both fight naked and she just smashes him between two walls he would quite literally instantly die

[@stormy_days1234]

18:59 I love how he list having no parents as one of the factors of why master chief would win

[@aurelien5747]

Batman strategy

[@ihateithereonearth4329]

It gives him +5 charisma

[@demekagamine]

Completely ignoring how insanely strong Steve is considering how much he can carry at any given time

[@mentaya11]

Yeppers. Ignoring shulker boxes, using simple math from a particularly dense object, there are 9 hotbar slots, 27 inventory slots, and an off-hand slot. (also ignoring armor) Each slot can hold a stack of 64. Each minecraft block is 1 cubic meter. A cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons. 9+1+27-37. 37*64=2,368 blocks of gold. 2,368*19.3=45,702.4 metric tons he can easily sprint and bunny hop with if he isn't hungry. Around twice the mass of the titanic. If we count shulker boxes and they aren't some mystical bag of holding, then each of those slots can be a shulker box with 27 slots of inventory in them. 27*45,702.4=1,233,964.8 metric tons. That's around the weight of the empire state building, the burj kalifa and the international space station combined. And that's without doing any looking into what might be denser than gold, or other tricks to carrying stuff, or factoring in his armor, etc.

[@Namityname]

Episode 69 boys let's go

[@YNEA.]

@just i c e begone bot

[@iced4life3]

Nice

[@chrisfloyd6774]

Nice

[@ranchytuna1518]

Haha funny numby

[@YNEA.]

@@ranchytuna1518 ver fun numr

[@t.d.writer1589]

Jschlatt when Ness simply replaces his soul with that of a dog and then Sonic runs past him so fast that Sonic is able to replace Schlatt's entire skeleton with glue before he blinks: "..."

[@Dryy_Cereal]

i wonder why Tucker lets these guys run his podcast

[@L1ghtweaver]

Fun fact: "Nucular" is actually a word, referring to the nucule of a fruit.

[@Connor-jl9gq]

I love how genuinely schlatt asked "Are you fucking with me?" like he was deadly serious

[@cryptic_kay]

42:40 red has this innate ability to somehow make references to whatever media I’m a fan of that week and it’s literally insane. Also makes my day :]

[@wyattsmith]

"Schlatt"'s Rick and Morty Cringe Rage is one of the most relatable things he's done since 1999.

[@revilno]

Schlatt could take a mortal combat fighter. He could also take one in a fight, maybe. Edit: TED, I went to the same GameStop (Westford Mass) to try and get Dark Souls 3, just before elden ring came out, with my dads girlfriend and that cashier said “this is rated M, by the way” and I kept the normal face at him, as one would, but as I looked away my face phased from fake calmness to pure anger. Luckily my Mom let me get Elden Ring, so that’s pretty good

[@captnpan]

Schlatt will also take a German Shepard in a fight by prying its jaws open.

[@bruhbruh7886]

@@captnpan he can also run in traffic and kill it

[@thedalto124]

With each passing episode Schlatts life just gets weirder and he comes onto the podcast angrier and angrier, by the end of the year he’s gonna be calling from a hospital room and speaking in only grunts from his rage

[@a-10warthog78]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing nothing illegal at all whatsoever

[@ry4N__________________________]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing nothing legal at all whatsoever

[@matthewhosier5084]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while purchasing $1,000 in-game currency in battle cats

[@NostalgicEditor]

I’m loving the bit of Schlatt starting every episode an inconvenience, gets you right in the chuckling mood for the episode topic. ❤

[@crudestprism3124]

The nucular/nuclear argument just felt like the "cool whip" argument from family guy

[@rileychambers9910]

Yall ever see that scene from the original Matilda where the teacher picks that kid up by the pigtails and swings her out a window? I'd do that to Toadette

[@ali3st3r]

That’s legitimately brilliant

[@dennis_s]

This is the best podcast of thr- err, two men who sit in chairs and talk into cameras and chat about existential murderous contemplations.

[@CosmicWaffles]

Choosing between watching the new chuckle sandwich video or the new Jschlatt video is a decision I can’t make

[@pk2508]

That’s easy. You watch the one with Jschlatt in it.

[@kram8224]

See, if you were an audio listener, you could've listened to the podcast whilst watching the Jschlatt video for vile chuckling

[@krisdoesnotexist]

there’s only one right answer here

[@Valentino016]

Jschlatt 👉👌

[@burnttoaster431]

I love undertimeslopper

[@RobwithoneB]

My favorite thing about these episodes is how admamtant he is about the fact that him and his opponent are naked without weapons for every round when its convenient for him, but when his back's against the wall, he reverts to the fact that he has a gun 😂

[@tuna.warrior365]

😂😂

[@internetpotato8948]

You know what, despite the fact sonic could actually turn a crowd of people into red mist just by running I think the big guy could take him and honestly, how's sonic gonna run once ted gets a good kneebreaker in there

[@UpNextDonum]

Sonic could beat Schlatt because of one thing The light speed dash allows sonic to fly at a high velocity towards the nearest currency And you know Schlatt always has copious amounts of money on him at all times

[@internetpotato8948]

@@UpNextDonum oh shit and their naked, that means he must be hiding it in his... Uh oh

[@Tricky_Nick]

The way they glossed over the way Ted said Tumeric killed me inside

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

I need the timestamp

[@gjam0]

my guy that is how turmeric is supposed to be pronounced

[@pineappleguy3343]

I love the part where they say "its chuckling time" and chuckle all over the sandwiches

[@Faifur]

as an ex-gamestop employee, after getting chewed out by a stupid mom and then my manager, it became PERSONAL to read out everything. fuck them kids, $7 an hour with a 5 cent raise every 6 months wasnt worth being yelled at

[@michaelcardona8509]

Consider that Steve can carry millions of pounds without breaking a sweat.

[@jeviljuice1633]

He can also fly and basically spawn creatures from an egg, infinitely.

[@mentaya11]

@@jeviljuice1633 Well, only in creative mode. That's like saying the dragonborn is invincible because I can toggle god mode. Steve has plenty of OP powers without that, though.

[@suleviys3023]

he can actually carry about 9 billion kg

[@Cendrail0001]

But carrying stuff doesn't mean nothing for Steve's strengh, otherwise there would be a mechanic where he does more damage the less stuff he carries. The inventory is something that is not related to strength, akin to storing things in a pocket dimension.

[@jonah.brisco]

That man has killed many -a- monster with his bare hands in the darkest of nights

[@Oblivionaire]

i know everybody has brought this up, but steve has creative mode, he can move like 6x faster than the speed of light, isnt weighed down by anyhing, doesnt have stamina, and the most talked abiut one, the fact that he can hypothetically carry infinite weight, without it affecting him in the slightest.

[@LardMc]

People ask me why I like Mario so much more than Ted Nivison, and I tell them that maybe it has to do with Mario not leaving me out in the rain with my bones shattered after saying hi

[@finnigan2010]

Hello im the one who posted the tucker poll! im glad you saw it and liked it :)

[@reignwillows699]

“You can just take them” - Schlatt. We all need to hold this against him everytime he yells at us for saying that when it comes to signs, cones, or other “free” things😅

[@vegeta6169]

It'a free tho...

[@j_0anna]

working on an assignment while listening to this and i genuinely had to stop and cry over schlatt's funky kong impression

[@Samantha-dl9gf]

I-- this podcast has become "guess what ailment Schlatt will have today" and it always surprises me 😂

[@bensharpe64]

Ted: Steve can break a tree with his bare hands also Ted: yeah, I could probably beat him.

[@DrivingGod21]

I'll say it again, I am 100% here for the "Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich" intros. Gets me every time.

[@bethannweber1432]

I’m watching this drunk and it makes it so much better. Love it.

[@InsideAssassin2]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being beaten to a pulp by Ted wielding a baseball bat

[@cosmosisrose]

I had like chronic styes as a kid for some reason and smth that always helped was a used (and mostly cooled don’t be boiling your face off) teabag on it. idk the mechanics of that or if it was just placebo but it always seemed to help more than anything else

[@thecatspjs07]

i love how active tucker was in this i love him omg

[@jackskellington3328]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to whilst catching birds and doing whatever I want with them

[@anfolt]

1:04:16 he's not wrong but what a crazy way to describe a character 💀

[@eyyfalon]

Nothing better than having an existential crisis during the chuckle sandwich theme song whilst alone in a room.

[@Ringocos]

Being a fan of chuckle sandwich is like being a fan of nyc before 9/11

[@Blaze-ub5uw]

The podcast has gotten so much better since things changed. It went from my least favorite to my most favorite. And it’s not because Slimecicle left, it’s because of the addition of a main focus for each episode, and Tucker. Mainly Tucker

[@dumbdogg390]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making fun of Schlatt’s new burden

[@captainnemog1705]

58:47 Thank you Schlatt, literally I don't know how but everybody has started saying "on accident" for some reason and it drives me insane.

[@brandonpickard8339]

The perfect podcast to listen to the hosts bring up stories they’ve previously told while the other hosts act like it’s the first time they’ve heard it

[@vegeta6169]

43:41 thats such a fucking good impression of Roman.

[@cyoverstreet9531]

This is the best podcast to be slowly and painfully beaten in a fistfight by a gorilla to.

[@nancydrew2020]

I know schlatt would never read this but ChaCha wasn't a bot. It was an army of people at their computers. I worked for cha-cha, most questions were "what movie is playing near me?" And we could see your location of phone, quick responses for jokes, trivia questions. We had a special browser that had it all built in.

[@benm2022]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing battle cats and spending hundreds of dollars on cat food

[@pleasegoawaydude]

Sometimes I forget how young they are, and then Ted says something like "Who the hell is Jeeves?"

[@Nimwei]

I’m the exact same age as Ted and I was shocked he didn’t know about Ask Jeeves

[@pleasegoawaydude]

@@Nimwei I'm literally younger than both of them, but I think I'm just behind my own times by roughly two decades.

[@vegeta6169]

Im 17 and The only Jeeves i know is from the 1990 british comedy series Jeeves And Wooster.

[@Wendidyoutubestartusinghandles]

Yeah I thought they were older than me for some reason but the jeeves segment made me realize that I’m the old one 🥲

[@kirbotime]

@@vegeta6169 the ultimate Jeeves

[@laylalybrook1566]

As a member of the chuckle Sammy community. I can say that tucker is favorite puppy. I'm goosin' for more tucker content

[@Otzkar]

Fighting against sonic is 100% a death sentence

[@PyroPsycho95]

I mean, taking into account that I, and therefore Sonic, would both be completely and erotically naked, he wouldn't have any gold rings on his person, and is therefore one hit away fron death, I think well-timed, hail mary elbow strike in the direction he is approaching from, could potentially take the fight from " certain death" to " I'd have to get lucky to win" category, i'd like to see a counter argument to that point if you disagree, even if it has been a year since your comment.

[@Otzkar]

@@PyroPsycho95 I'd imagine in a situation where both I, and therefore Sonic were completely and erotically naked, fighting might not be the only possible way to "subdue" "him". As the ancient proverb goes: If you cant beat them join them. why not put a golden ring on sonics blue sausage fingers and make him yours. you wouldnt "have to get lucky to win" Sonic doesnt believe in luck, he believes in fate and maybe, just maybe, imagine if you hail mary elbow striked Sonic while both you and him are completely and erotically naked, and your elbow touched his wooly chest you could spark a fire in that blue bimbo of a creature and truly "go fast"

[@wholelottawhale4103]

I don’t want sonic to have his shoes off ever, sonic feet is something I never want to think about ever again

[@vigilantescomic]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while laughing at the funny number in the title.

[@YNEA.]

Redt number funny haha 69 nice

[@recitationtohear]

Here is the full Clip : when i met jschlatt kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc

[@alteregotist7258]

This is the best episode of Yuckle Lanwich by far

[@taylifts]

Schlatt never fails to unlock memories on this podcast like ChaCha. Except I used it after my parents got unlimited talk and text so I got to terrorize ChaCha at no extra cost

[@ChloGaff]

As someone who has worked in a game store, I am sorry to say I do the exact same thing they complained about 😂 I’ve had kids not tell the parent about the game and I ask the parent to come into the store or whatever and be like “you okay they’re getting an 18 rated game?” And most of the time they don’t care or they’re like Schlatts mom where they aren’t happy but they let it happen. But there is the small few who blow up at the kid for trying to buy an 18s rated game like GTA

[@augustmyers339]

No way their beating Stunfisk, high HP, can cause earthquakes, shoot thunder, throw blobs of poison, can literally shoot boiling water at you. When you touch it you get a jolt of electricity and get paralyzed. Stunfisk is going home with the win here.

[@golira19]

Not to mention the fish it’s supposed to be irl is super dangerous

[@cottoncandysans]

well if we were being realistic the only characters they would win against would be Toadette, Tingle, Navi (if they found a way), and Diva (if shes not in her mech)

[@luvdie]

I love that schlatt knows the mario kart wii meta of funky kong on the flame runner or spear

[@grassy4104]

I think "jshmattle" just lives in limbo and is constantly going through slight inconveniences

[@usernametaken4023]

Chuckle Sandwich is my favourite dictionary podcast!

[@KrispyRootbeer]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while recovering from my wisdom teeth being taken out. It feels just like Ted socked me with a bat to the jaw.

[@LivyLaBufanda]

LMAO i got my wisdom teeth out about a month ago. i hope you have a speedy recovery, ice your mouth a ton, it helps!!

[@KrispyRootbeer]

@@LivyLaBufanda oh yeah I've been icing it as much as I can stand. I can't wait to eat solid foods again

[@LivyLaBufanda]

@@KrispyRootbeer it’s so nice once you’re able to 😭 it’s like being sick and missing the feeling of breathing out of both nostrils

[@suleviys3023]

this is a disgrace towards steve since he can carry over 9 billion kilograms while being able to sprint and jump

[@tylertruman6078]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wondering why jschlatt is using ice instead of heat for his stye.

[@exileisland2675]

congrats to schlatt for crossing the threshold of hair length where he can actually bun it up. lookin fresh. that in-between phase was rough lol.

[@toshiscool]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst eating pistachios!

[@crazyhawkjp304]

Ted, I did the same thing to get my mom to buy minecraft. Told her it was “realistic survival” and would “teach me how to survive in the wilderness”. Dead serious it worked

[@KaibaKid_]

I've determined that if I ever meet Schlatt, I'll do a combination of what I wanna do and what he wants me to do: I pass by him without accosting him, just saying like "oh hey, Schlatt." But I also give him the tiny, frantic wave and nervous smile that I give to animals of all sizes and threat levels

[@_mooch]

I'm convinced Schlatt has never played a Sonic the Hedgehog game haha

[@caseyhaggerty4089]

Schlatt, as someone who works with dogs, there is a way to beat a German Shepherd however it does depend on if it is a show line, working line, or pet line - working line will be the hardest to beat with no weapons

[@camilleb51]

this is a shocker, schlatt started off the podcast on an angry rant. who would’ve guessed!

[@reesebuholtz5114]

The egos on these two are unmatched lmao ain’t no way this is how this tier list should’ve been, it’s Schlatt with the German Shepherd all over again

[@wendydanielle3476]

Does anyone remember Ask Peter and you could secretly type your own answer for it to give and scare the shit out of your friends?