Ranking 43 Halloween Candies!

[@brutalmoose]

Let me know which of your favorite candies I didn't include in this video! Maybe I can update the list with new entries next year?

[@Snakedude4life]

Twin snake gummies. One is sweet and the other is tart. Also, no step on SNEK.

[@andrewollmann304]

Wonder ball and Werther’s Originals!

[@EndsleyIV]

Mars bars and almond joys

[@olscratch74]

Bit'O'Honey!

[@distractedFreek]

I guess it's an experience thing, but I've never gotten fun dip on Halloween but I got plenty of Reese's.

[@harburmills1783]

The image of Ian talking about his opinion on skittles while a woman cries behind a gravestone in the background is legit the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@fuckrenato]

Indeed.

[@moooooomoooooo]

she’s at the grave of lime skittles

[@graceonthewater]

@@moooooomoooooo That woman could be me. Green apple skittles are traaaaaaash

[@icedteasludge8462]

In a cat suit no less

[@tasertag7513]

What about the aerobic people spazzing out?

[@jimbobjojo8533]

I love the way he talks about everything as if he's not from earth and never heard of anything

[@vaarsuviusprime]

"Like" he's not from earth and never heard of anything... riiight

[@devilishjester7718]

He talks like me when i'm super tired

[@cass3837]

Well he’s ranking them for when the aliens come obviously so they know what’s right and wrong

[@GothGfGG]

I’m viewing it from that perspective now and it’s absolutely hilarious

[@chris6494]

This is... So... Right...

[@user-dh1un9lk9f]

Ian’s videos are so unique- they’re super chill but edited with so much self-indulgent effort without coming off as too formal that they’re worth watch multiple times. And you never know what he’ll focus on next, but he always seems to be enjoying himself.

[@ChronicSynchronizer]

I love that he has been branching out, the arcade trip was a blast

[@bambi_weg]

Drama Vin so true

[@ari_anon2228]

fun dip was never a halloween candy for me... it was a valentine’s day candy. like legit i don’t think i’ve ever gotten a fun dip on halloween

[@communitytub7739]

this

[@supersmilyface1]

I got Fundip a few times on Halloween, but I got the majority of it from Valentine's Day at school.

[@waffel7664]

facts I used to give out fun dip in like 1st-4th grade for valentines day

[@ENTR0PY]

@@waffel7664 You were doing God's work out there, son.

[@ddank9393]

thats a lot of failed halloweens then

[@muja_bunny]

Ian green screening himself into his own house is iconic

[@freddymegax4481]

It fucks with my head so much

[@geraldinelewis8314]

He's living in 2021

[@Nekotaku01]

Which house, eh?

[@Sk8andCry]

almost thought i was hallucinating

[@buggeta694]

When

[@Applestoroger]

I love the idea that you have a file somewhere that’s just a “plop” sound byte

[@Nightlightz-ug1vj]

Applestoroger lmao yeah I found that funny. First heard in that one food review ,er although I forgot what is was about

[@astronights]

@@Nightlightz-ug1vj The peanut butter chocolate surprise. Y'know. The ones that'll make your kids squeal.

[@GamesLinked]

"You're gonna hear me say Classic a lot." Proceeds to never say classic again.

[@branstorm]

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[@DoodlerDude]

Did you watch the whole video?

[@SuperSX1234]

@alec bradley I think I heard him say classic a few times

[@Jack-zj1ug]

@@SuperSX1234 I watched it through carefully. Can confirm he did not say classic again.

[@SuperSX1234]

@@Jack-zj1ug I thought I did heard him ssy classic but ok

[@acciaiomorti]

I remember getting a flat jolly rancher in highschool and thought "it can't possibly be just a sheet of hard jolly rancher, it's gotta be like a more rigid taffy, right?" and promptly hurt my teeth

[@sweetbaby454]

I actually had the flat ones before the round ones

[@robw5741]

@@sweetbaby454 I remember the flat ones growing up in the corner stores. I never seen the "round" ones til years and years later.

[@dotsubmcdoodle2959]

I just break them before opening them, and have smaller jolly rancher squares

[@Nicodapro]

There's flat jolly ranchers??

[@kokichiouma2]

@@Nicodapro yeah I prefer them tbh

[@LavaCanyon]

Ian's incorrect opinions makes me feel like he would cool to trade with.

[@Wolfwithn]

LavaCanyon IKR!!!!

[@ceeb420]

Giving this dude all my Dots for some fuckin Tootsie Roll pops.

[@boiboi7717]

What are you some kind of filthy Milk Dude main? Okay but fr tho, he put grape nerds at the bottom when he tasted them, and that is sacrilege

[@bredirish123]

@@boiboi7717 tru fam. tru. I don't think they're really that medicinal tasting. I just love the sour punch they have.

[@boiboi7717]

@@bredirish123 Yes! It's just its own separate entity! It tastes nothing like grape, but just thinking about a grape jolly rancher makes my mouth water

[@donovanwixom8850]

I love Ian’s videos because he puts so much effort and care into them. He doesn’t have to have fun backgrounds, but he does. He didn’t have to do those beautiful Lazy Susan shoots of the candies, but he did. I think most people would have just sat at the table and talked without ever changing the background or camera angle or anything. Keep up the good work Ian.

[@SamSphinx]

He has a lazy energy while he actually puts a lot of work in his videos. And by lazy I mean laid-back.

[@jamaigar]

Yeah he feels careless while at the same time he intensely cares

[@inyrui]

can't forget that he's filming in a hot oversized costume in about 65% of his videos lol. i'd actually like to see his entire costume collection

[@thatguy_luigi]

I just realized some of the background videos are playing backwards

[@StraightestDakregor]

Also, he leaves in his mistakes. Stutter, having something fall off, technical errors, not knowing something, things others would edit out or re-record he not only leaves them, but plays it as a joke. I think that gives his videos a very natural feeling.

[@MisterBigBlunts]

When I was little, the gas station down the street would give my brother and I Tootsie Pops for the Indian with the star. I learned many years later that this was never a thing and the clerk was just being nice.

[@squeedles_1943]

That's a cute story :)

[@mysticmallachi777]

IT WAS NEVER A THING!? Huh. We used to collect those wrappers as kids and drop a huge stack on the cashier at the store. They'd always happily oblige and trade them. Weird.

[@goldensloth7]

awwwww

[@vincentjonesvr]

@Crystal Kanashii >when I was a kid >googled it SUMMER CHILD.

[@mysticmallachi777]

@Crystal Kanashii We didn't have Google when I was a kid! Must have been nice, lol!

[@danielleorr16]

I'm also so mad at skittles about quietly changing the flavor and no one else seems to care. I'm happy to see someone else upset about it lol

[@anikafemiladensing884]

I know, right? Green apple is probably the worst candy flavor on earth.

[@DeezN00tz99]

Reddit complains about it constantly

[@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461]

Yeah, i remember getting skittles for the lime flavor, and then getting disapointed.

[@Roserae16]

@Christopher I Wolf then does it really exist at all if I have to go out of my way for it? I just skip classic skittles now for the tropical flavors, I think they're better anyway. At least Mike n ikes still has lime in them

[@zhitchcresttail3387]

@Christopher I Wolf and now as a limited time thing, it's a bag of all line flavor

[@matriiiarch9374]

my cat’s name is Snickers- I was watching this video on my laptop w/o headphones, and when she heard you say “snickers” the first time, she looked over, got really excited that a new voice said her name, and watched the rest of the video with me :)

[@piperformerlycassette]

Awwww

[@lucian1311_]

good kittie

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

Gotta cherish those type of moments in life :)

[@jessicab7059]

This made me so happy! Also it was a cat saying her name, haha

[@solared]

*Snickers satisfies*

[@brutalmoose]

A day late, but hopefully worth the wait! Spooky Halloween, everyone!

[@Zinkolo]

Spook

[@occamsaturn]

it's kinda better, since this is the day that everyone already has candy

[@beastlygamerfiveforty7220]

Definitly worth, A near Hour of you!? You’re spoiling me.

[@mikeboyce21]

10 extra points for the purple spyderco! Nice to see good taste in knives its rare. Usually people just have a 5 dollar no name junk knife.

[@mooselady1]

I think it's a great time. Helps me figure out what discount Halloween candy to get.

[@anii2987]

Fun dip is such a Valentine’s Day thing to me; I don’t know why

[@Belgand]

Oddly I don't associate it with any holidays. For me it's something that you get in the summer from ice cream trucks. Specifically the '70s/'80s design from before the Nestle purchase that came with three flavors and two sticks. Not bad, not great. Fun Fun Dip Fact: Fun Dip/Lik-M-Aid, SweeTarts, and Pixy Stix aren't just similar, but are exactly the same candy in different formats. SweeTarts were created to be a less messy version.

[@ItsJustRJ]

Yea

[@Pedri10_]

Anii because they used to have hearts on them near Valentine’s Day and you got them all the time in 1st and 2nd grade party

[@lG-gh3py]

Cause there would always be a Valentine's fun dip set available to buy for you elementary school Valentine's party lol.

[@ecto6331]

thanks for giving me forgotten memories of 2nd grade class parties

[@Fithrealmhuntsman]

Fun fact, in college someone gave me one of those huge bags of footlong twizzlers for secret Santa, the week before finals. I ate all of them in just a couple days and got a kidney stone, still love twizzlers tho.

[@maddieb.4282]

Did you get the kidney stone because of the twizzlers or just a coincidence??

[@maddieb.4282]

I don’t think it’s possible that I wrote this comment, I can’t remember watching this video lmfao

[@davistoa]

@@maddieb.4282 Very spooky.

[@kelseyjaffer]

I got one of those bags in middle school, but I hate twizzlers, so my sister, friend and I just ran around whipping each other with them lmao

[@Metaphorically7]

The random people crying at gravestones in the background is the best

[@swaggycrackerzzz]

444 likes and no comments?

[@Trevor.Hittle]

I was hoping someone else noticed that too. It was really off-putting

[@kevinm5940]

I assume he just looked up 'gravestone' on a stock image website and found that.

[@wahmaster2788]

@@Trevor.Hittle it was the funniest shit

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

I took it to be people grieving Ian after he died from too much candy

[@HoopyFroodood]

I looked it up, vanilla is a fruit. It's actually part of the orchid family. ... I guess you're off the hook Tootsie Roll company... >_>

[@collector_n5063]

Hoopy Frood I admire your googling ability

[@abingleyboy]

Vanilla is also black but because of vanilla ice cream folk call white stuff vanilla..go figure

[@josephlucatorto4772]

The vanilla pod is technically a fruit, but because it's used in its dried and powdered form, I would argue that it's a spice

[@mikeockhurts904]

@@josephlucatorto4772 this man spittin

[@MabuseXX]

Joseph Lucatorto it’s not always completely dried. But I agree: it’s a spice.

[@mattbill5565]

man the green screen showing people mourning at the cemetery while ian rates candy is genius 😂😂

[@vvaspss5322]

They're mourning the lime skittle

[@tekkayagi6814]

The mans overall editing is genius.

[@KudosK42]

*Woman cries in the background in front of a grave* Brutalmoose: "Next Candy"

[@anastasiasux]

I’m dying laughing at this rn I loved this background

[@kelllogg4838]

Same

[@haleymeerdink8718]

they don’t call him brutal for nothing

[@brendanleuthner4851]

I laughed so loud when she started to cry 😂😂 I legit started to cry. I'm so glad I wasn't watching this with someone. I'm sorry I'm so fucking high 🤣🤣🤣

[@PurpleStateOfficial]

"I had a lot of friends.." *cuts to graveyard* My god what happened....

[@tristenm1526]

Your icon is still the gummy leeches kid? I salute you.

[@r2ube]

If you handed out Fun Dip out in Elementary School Valentine's day, it doesn't matter if you were popular or not, you would be respected and honored for the rest of the month

[@tarkuscameback1621]

Dillon Wingull you would instantly get the heart of your crush if you gave them a cherry fun-dip. No matter who you were.

[@worldwidewrestling2639]

Dillon Wingull facts

[@bland9876]

I hated the powder but I love eating the sticks

[@mistymysticsailboat]

at first i thought you put the fun dip powder into water like a hot chocolate mix

[@megmoore8681]

Once I bought fun dip in middle school, refused to share any, ate the whole box in a day and experienced the worst migraine I've ever had. Unforgettable.

[@SushiStriker]

This is peak "watching KZbin at 2am" content

[@guesstimation]

Watching at 3:54am

[@willowism]

watching at 8 am and i haven't slept yet. someone help.

[@turnoffautoplay]

More like 1:43 am.

[@kstreet7438]

Idk reminds me of adult swim.

[@noahblake4027]

Literally me right now lol

[@Buzzlite99]

“Baby Ruth’s taste like the past” may be the most accurate description of a candy I’ve ever heard lmaooo

[@qrowing]

Baby Ruth and Payday both dude

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

When I was a kid, we brought a wrapper with the archer on it to the local gas station and told the clerk about the promotion. Total sincerity, we absolutely believed it. He gave us a free sucker. I still think about that sweet guy now who played along with us despite it being a bogus rumor,

[@PointsofData]

He might've not known it wasnt true. Lots of people get away with shit just because they say something confidently enough. Can't tell you how many times people have walked into the kennel I work at (we're still closed to the public) with the confidence of a manager and barely a glance at me, and I always just assume they're supposed to be there since I don't wanna argue. Thankfully I've mostly been right.

[@pingu4938]

@@PointsofData the ol' Amber Heard

[@maddieb.4282]

@@PointsofDataI mean they were children and he was an employee giving away free merchandise, I highly doubt he actually fell for it

[@X3nophiliac]

19:29 omg did ian seriously put people mourning dead people in a graveyard as background videos LOL

[@meat_rainbow]

Glad someone else pointed this out

[@sachyriel]

I was thinkin theyre stock footage, instead of for real

[@gordemn]

Pretty sure it's just stock footage, still hilarious.

[@Nekotaku01]

Meh.

[@raccoonboi4225]

I literally got to that part as I read this comment

[@MasoTrumoi]

Fun Fact: The Baby Ruth was first released in 1921, so it's 100 years old now, and that makes sense why it'd taste like the past!

[@maddieb.4282]

It’s literally called BABY RUTH, why would people think it was a modern candy? Hahah

[@KidPrarchord95]

@@maddieb.4282 Because babies aren't old

[@gurvmlk]

@@KidPrarchord95 If the way people act online is any indicator, babies come in all ages.

[@vlccontent5663]

Are we not gonna talk about this dude’s editing skills?

[@Akoyabones]

One of the reasons I love his vids. Hes hilarious anyway but the editing really adds.

[@ballsmcgee1378]

@The Official Chazz Swampman roster teeth

[@ballsmcgee1378]

@The Official Chazz Swampman 🤦‍♂️

[@grogly7152]

If you think this is good watch televoid

[@pepethefrog8759]

And his use of sound effects too is notch

[@vitooprandi7966]

This video is like a warm bowl of soup.

[@turtwigamer6446]

But I’m a fork

[@rudimentaryganglia]

Candy flavoured soup

[@rockypikmin4493]

Pee soup

[@TmGRAV3Z]

I spilled soup all over my bed once.

[@PatrickMitchell]

The only reason Ian moved was that he needed to find a house with a crypt.

[@Endocrom]

But now he's cursed with a snarky crow that has excellent timing for ruining outros. I smell sitcom!

[@deanc9195]

a *spooky* crypt!

[@iamsad9107]

@@deanc9195 A spooky *cryb*

[@stonkman387]

Spooky crypt over yonder

[@mackattackbootycrack9939]

“Classic, I’m going to be saying that word a lot” Also Ian: “I mean Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are... timeless”

[@csyrup]

"Into the spooky crypt I go!" Literally unleashes hell onto the earth

[@stevebutters306]

*looks at clearly green candy* "This shade of orange is pretty cool!"

[@MoeChicken]

You know, one of my favorite parts of Ian's reviews is how he frames the food on that rotatey platform. Despite my STRONG aversion to some of the entries on this list I cannot say that any of them did not look delicious. Also, it says something for Ian's brand that when I saw wood paneling behind him on the green screen I just assumed that was natural. I didn't even put together that it was green screen. It just seemed like his natural element. After all, Seattle was where the precious wood paneling apartment was. He would cross the country for some good wood grain.

[@bananajamma2705]

For a while I forgot that Whoppers existed, so when I heard the name immediately a memory of me and my grandpa eating the strawberry ones in the car while heading to bass pro shop popped into my head. Might look for them and get them for old times sake.

[@piperformerlycassette]

Was it the giant pyramid in Mephis?

[@Unaliq]

Any update on your trip down memory lane?

[@tri-angel]

There are strawberry whoppers??

[@user-10021]

When he said whoppers I was really confused, because Whopper is one of the burgers from burgerking. „Burgers on halloween?“

[@shala_shashka]

@@tri-angel there’s a few different flavors but they show up so sparsely I don’t even know how many are out there

[@Imadude-1243]

I’ve never seen someone have so much fun with a green screen as much as you Ian

[@bakubread9308]

reminded me of nakeyjakey

[@soitssparkie]

Ian is really getting his money's worth out of that green screen

[@thermitekitty9070]

He could glue $100 bills behind him for his greenscreen and it'd still be worth the cost.

[@komaedanagito4real]

he’s already gettin his money’s worth for the lazy susan

[@sullivanbard]

I know! It's fun but also hilarious for how distracting it can get, even with the people excising that speeds up. Plus, a wooden board for some reason.

[@dragoon9240]

Wow 666 likes what a coincidence

[@-L.S]

reads title: eh sees it's brutalmoose: CLICK sees it's almost an hour: YES

[@Glory2Snowstar]

HOLY SPOOKY COW DUDE I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS SO LONG UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT YOOO, THIS IS THE TRUE HALLOWEEN TREAT!

[@MarMar-mo1ru]

I believe once you turn into a grandma you have an infinite supply of those strawberry candies

[@betelguse16]

Yes, my Grandma always had strawberry bonbons in her house. Still don’t know where she got them. :)

[@Homodemon]

They're issued to you by the government once you officially qualify as an elder.

[@maddieb.4282]

You can find them at the dollar store usually!

[@sweetwill6233]

Strawberry Bon Bons are what they are called.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

​@@HomodemonNowadays you xcn just identify as elder, right?

[@alexharvey7660]

"I don't know, this shade of orange is pretty cool." ... "Green. This is green."

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Well, green is essentially orange but with a shorter wavelength...

[@fuckrenato]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 explains a lot cause your name is orange

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

@@fuckrenato Not gonna lie, I didn't even make that connection when I commented.

[@fuckrenato]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 yeah, it happens.

[@Aranohr]

Almost an hour of brutalmoose goodness WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS DAY

[@MellowOutAbout]

Best day

[@mcmurray360]

I'm so happy

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

Jesus Christ this was an hour

[@benphillips2947]

39:22 "I'm gonna rank [Snickers] a little bit higher than you'd expect..." >Ranks Snickers way lower than I was expecting.

[@juantouche1940]

Of the 5 candies in this list that I know Snickers is my favourite. The only one I'd really like to have.

[@hunterhudson4577]

Snickers are always #1 in my book

[@NirvanaKC001]

I know right. Imagine believing kitkat bars are better than snickers, unbelievable.

[@thetwosler8493]

Snickers is bleh to me

[@jimdino77]

between Dots and Laffy Fucking Taffy, are you kidding me lol..... top 5, easily

[@courtneykovall9694]

I love you. Please do this with everything ever. I will watch you taste test and rank crackers, juices, cleaning products, tortillas, anything really. More please.

[@ardenreece45]

same

[@flirtycyclops]

Your editing never fails to make me laugh. It's all just so charmingly funny!

[@MellowOutAbout]

He is the best editor

[@DonkeyBoyVids]

@don't call me carson I'd love for this to be a show on Adult Swim

[@Archimedesu]

39:43

[@LARKXHIN]

The polite applause in every episode cracks me up.

[@flirtycyclops]

@@LARKXHIN Haha yea! I'm also personally a fan of whenever another Ian just kinda..moves in and interrupts the original Ian. Like his house is just full of multiple Ian's with different name tags on

[@Cumbercuke]

I have never laughed so hard at footage of grieving widows

[@imptwins]

You must be young.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@imptwins Because he's not in the grave being mourned by a grieving widow?

[@andrew-ub4ku]

as a certified "person-who-understands-everything-and-has-infinite-knowledge" i can confirm that those background clips were indeed hilarious. They subverted my expectations exceptionally well.

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Imp Twins You have a anime pfp you can’t be talking shit.

[@vvaspss5322]

The grandma candy is held in a special grandma part of the store, only grandmas are allowed there

[@orangeflipflop485]

i think if we get some stilts and a wig we can go back there

[@vvaspss5322]

@@orangeflipflop485 I'm in

[@tasertag7513]

Any grandpa sections?

[@thegirlwithglasses3153]

Taser Tag yes with the weird puffy mints and yorks peppermint patties.

[@patbuttramssuperfan]

Snugthulu HAHAHA.

[@ShadySal_]

finally... another soul who also longs for the return of the lime skittle

[@annakinal3077]

They are still lime in Europe, another example of European candy supetiority

[@delbeto982]

@@annakinal3077 but y'all don't have grape because we have the original purple flavor banned, I forgot what the source flavor is in the UK

[@mackenzietulip3571]

@@delbeto982 Super late but black currant

[@InfestedScapegoat]

Green apple is TRASH! Bring back LIME!

[@tri-angel]

I love the green apple skittle!! There are already 2 citrus fruits in skittles lol. I save the green for last, and often i get other people to give me their green skittles because they don't like them lol. Give me your greens please

[@neosaneo2]

ian's greenscreen game has gotten to the point where i'm never sure if he's actually where he says he is, or if it's just greenscreen like does he have a kitchen anymore are those skeletons really groovin or is it just some stock footage did he greenscreen greenscreen into the background the world may never know

[@Dinosaurmojo54]

Is he really reviewing candy in a graveyard? Who knows lol

[@mr.0511]

Was there a funeral behind him?

[@donvoltonus8898]

Ian is 100% the kinda dude who would just greenscreen in a different shade of green.

[@Laws2]

34:59 ok but that is a VERY believable wood wall picture

[@peebis_fizz8401]

Me: I'm going to go to sleep now My recommended: jesus in a cat onesie eats sweets for 50 minutes Me: well who needs sleep

[@youtubekeepsmesane446]

I don't need sleep I need Brutalmoose

[@marcynados]

It’s 6 am I haven’t slept yet send help

[@strangerluvrr]

@@marcynados ... nah

[@-username-6442]

whats the name of that channal that you watch ??????

[@jimmymelendez1836]

😂

[@CapCapital]

Good to see that "plop" is alive and well

[@meuriellahall6201]

*PLOP*

[@DaFro3713]

P L O P

[@oxbow9877]

*P L O P*

[@Woooskaaa]

the disrespect on those vanilla tootsie rolls is killing me

[@luigi7834]

I KNOW THEY ARE LITERALLY THE #1 CANDY

[@MrMan-uw2vp]

they deserve it

[@boriszawotski1392]

They are great i love the white color

[@SnaxBot]

They were my childhood man me and my mom would sit in her room and pick through the variety bag for them and eat them while watching a movie

[@JameyMcQueen]

@@luigi7834 They're good, but to say they're the #1 candy overall is a very unpopular and subjective opinion.

[@MandoYote]

“Baby Ruth tastes like the past” I am truly shook by the accuracy of this sentiment

[@TheInkPitOx]

My grandmother's favorite candy

[@madas1435]

I fucking love Baby Ruth

[@dingdongtingtong]

@@madas1435 boomer

[@Endocrom]

It's like Snickers' Grandpa

[@codymilazzo1073]

See a doctor

[@Akoyabones]

The whole video is so damn funny but I lost it when he realized that the candy was green and not orange :,D Also "Troot froos"

[@strangerluvrr]

TROOT FROOS

[@jaydan0995]

When you realize the bird screeching at the end was not part of the funny sound affects Ian is know for in his videos.

[@will-o-the-wisp-witch]

it's a crow actually. lol maybe saying "Happy Halloween" ... or "feed me"

[@notjettson8407]

Just liked this comment and the likes went from 97 to 113. Huh.

[@Kavukamari]

it's impressive how many real and live locations ian travels to to bring us these amazing videos

[@Kavukamari]

and not fake

[@favoritemustard3542]

You kinda sound like you're under house arrest, ngl... Hope it all worked out for ya

[@payday510]

Fun Fact: Vanilla is indeed a fruit, the only edible fruit in the family Orchidaceae.

[@ТодорокиШото-ц4в]

Finally, a fellow intellectual.

[@ТодорокиШото-ц4в]

The Alliance of the Intellectuals should exist.

[@mrgoopsrevenge]

I think that’s what they call Reddit, though that’s fairly debatable

[@roykoopa7023]

Im pretty sure that the Sour Skittle “Gunk” is citric acid

[@luciasimone7352]

Roy Koopa and malic acid

[@RestingBeachFace721]

And stomach acid

[@emilye7960]

Delicious

[@alicedotjpog]

Can confirm Tastes just like battery acid

[@mr.0511]

Just acid

[@masterofbloopers]

>No Milky Way My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@bigoldoints8550]

masterofbloopers have you ever had a milky way snowball

[@Hedvigu]

@@bigoldoints8550 sounds like something that could catch on.

[@El_Andru]

Milky way is just a shittier snickers. Done, make the placement yourself

[@Hallykon]

as someone with a peanut allergy, milky ways are the shit

[@Zulk_RS]

Milky Ways are my favorite from that company. Though I can never seem to find any at my local stores... nor can I find Mars bars. That's why I eat a lot of Snickers.

[@bradasstv]

How the heck did he miss an opportunity to add a "love that crunch" from the Ramen noodle lady at the end of the video? Lol

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Weirdly, the vanilla Fruit Chew is my favourite; I always wished that they’d made actual vanilla Tootsie Rolls.

[@SamPspire]

You ever try milko chews? You'd love them

[@thadude34283]

You can get whole bags of just vanilla. That's gross, but you can. :-)

[@adamfriebele3625]

I love em too

[@raccoonboi4225]

They should do Tootsie pops with the fruit chews in the middle instead of the Tootsie roll.

[@Pooky1991]

Mines too

[@LateroseMosswing]

When I was a little kid, I remember my father telling me that the lines on a Tootsie Roll were "pig lines", and if you ate more than one section you were a little pig. I cannot eat a Tootsie Roll to this day without thinking about it (especially as I cram the entire thing in my mouth at once, pig lines be damned). Also, the only time I ever saw Tootsie Rolls outside of Halloween was in piñatas. They were always in the piñatas.

[@GeekVFood]

"who goes for the lemon heads?" Me, Ian. I do

[@squirrelguy2195]

Same here. Applehead and Grapeheads are great too.

[@Andy-ef2on]

love lemonhead...so good

[@sfsophiafernandes]

When I lived in the US I used to buy like six of those 99 cents lemon head packets on Walmart. I miss them a lot :(

[@sfsophiafernandes]

Ask muffin and pals tumblr the one with the multiple flavors that had a texture kinda like gum?

[@MinoTheShow]

I’m definitely a “chocolate guy” who always goes for the brown stuff over other candy but coming across a Lemonhead is always a delight. dat real lemon juice, man

[@Livin-86]

I remember collecting the Tootsie pop wrappers, but never remembering what the special image was for or how to send them in. Was nice hearing someone else mentioning it.

[@idk-ve9ss]

43:52 the background got me it just keeps getting faster and it’s hysterical

[@ikeorch7]

:/ idk Same!!! I was laughing uncontrollably. Had to send it to a friend to see. So funny!

[@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526]

"let's take a break from the fruity stuff" i never thought i'd hear ian say that

[@lorengarms9836]

I guess you could say hes a pretty... fruity guy... I guess.

[@naomiomiom]

"dots are chewy with a flavor" you could literally say that about almost any food

[@AnkoTime]

declan mc Anything that isnt crunchy.

[@HarryPnass1]

@@AnkoTime what about yogurt

[@Mike4Lifexx]

Heaps of foods aren't chewy.

[@naomiomiom]

@@Mike4Lifexx said almost any food for a reason bro

[@demonhunter635]

declan mc “Almost any” implies the vast majority of foods are chewy. Is this is a statement you have citations for?

[@lamy8224]

This is the 3rd time I’m watching this… we need a new one this year Ian!!! WE NEEEEEED ITTTT

[@thesmallone271]

I think you’re the only youtuber that sections their videos to accommodate the ads. I LOVE it. you put so much care and thought into every detail, your videos are so well done

[@AwareInTheWoods]

Eden THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THAT TOOOOOOO

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Just jumping into the comments to trash on Candy Corn.

[@coreblaster6809]

Nope not allowed

[@CreatedNewColor]

Candy corn is the only Halloween thing i have never enjoyed

[@thagomizer4711]

You’re completely right. The candy pumpkins are superior 👍

[@June-413]

What's your favorite candy?

[@laslosermcuseless1574]

I have never seen candy corn in my country so I think I'm safe

[@n0isyturtle]

Think about this: Have you ever in your life seen a full-size Krackle bar?

[@crystalcatt6899]

noisyturtle I literally forgot krackle bars exist

[@scorpionqueen11]

And I don't want to. It's garbage.

[@eliaburns848]

This comment made me have a breakdown you’re right and I’m having a crisis

[@scorpionqueen11]

@@theokayperson498 I did as a kid. Rarely now. Just the bunch a crunch version, which are the definitive version of that candy to me anyway

[@theassclown5438]

Yes on the movie jurassic park 2 iv seen full sized krackle bars.

[@NightimeDemon]

You gotta try those Snickers ice cream bars if they're still made. Those are fantastic. Combine the good of frozen Snickers with ice cream. It's a match made in heaven.

[@buried_u]

Dude, if the ridge is your favorite part of Reese's, you need the minis. They're exactly the same as the regular cups, but without that soggy, oily center.

[@miscellaneoof]

Maudlin he mentioned it in the video

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

How ecstatic were the trick or treaters in your neighborhood when you answered the door with just an avalanche of candy?

[@Camboninja94]

"Take the white sugar stick out of the pouch and... soil it with your mouth."

[@RainCheck797]

Make it...*moist*

[@powerofthec5908]

@@RainCheck797 Keep it *damp*

[@adeer87]

👄

[@beechermouse]

In my hometown (in Iowa), the local convenience store "Chubs", would let kids exchange a tootsie pop wrappers (with the star archer) for a fresh tootsie pop. I am pretty sure he just threw them away and was happy to let us have a free candy every so often. Likely he had cases of them that he sold for decades. Also to note, he was the only shop in town who would let you do this. All of the shops with gas pumps wouldn't have any of that.

[@epicdude8742]

Brutalmoose just gets me so excited every time he uploads and I have no idea why. Edit: just realized why; this shit is golden. Flawless editing, great personality and the comfiest of comfy vibes. It brings me warmness in these trying times.

[@TheSirLaguna]

Foreigner here, I just realized that I've never actually seen Tootsie Rolls out of the packaging and I didn't imagine them looking like that

[@sarafontanini7051]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@karmalotto8587]

The best way to describe them is that they're slightly different taffy. They're not very good in my opinion, I'd rather have actual taffy because Tootsie Rolls just taste really fake. Ian is right about the fruit ones being better, though.

[@savanimay]

The Tootsie Roll snack bar looks nothing like a real Tootsie Roll! The fruity Tootsie Roll gives an idea of what the original looks like.

[@gimmeahorse]

I bought a single Tootsie Roll from a sweets shop that had foreign candy just to try them and I was kinda disappointed :( Something I feel that's comparable with Tootsie Rolls is Riesen, I love those.

[@Roadent1241]

For some reason I kind of imagined them looking like a Cadbury Chocolate Mini Roll. Is that what you were thinking?

[@rover2923]

Everyone else: *Makes spooky and culturally-relevant costumes for Halloween* Ian: *Dresses up as his own cat*

[@crazytim8256]

Sounds like a top-tier costume to me

[@gingersnap6004]

Crazy Tim it’s the only culturally relevant costume that matters

[@kody_h598]

Im gonna get a guy fieri costume for next year, the scariest costume of all

[@rover2923]

@@gingersnap6004 MJ is the future of pop culture entertainment

[@creativeusername7951]

@@kody_h598 Be sure and eat lotsa spaghetti.

[@linedterror2]

My friend once described Twizzlers as "cherry flavored HDMI cables" and that description has lived in my head for years.

[@crystalcurtis9671]

When I was younger I would go into my trusted BP gas station and I would trade in my star in for a free sucker I think they just did it because it was a cheep candy and they didn't want to tell me no

[@lily91109]

That's so fuckin cute

[@maehorn22]

What’s a star

[@alexthejaewd]

@@maehorn22 star on a tootsie wrapper

[@arianabell9351]

I’m glad they gave you one anyways, cuz that’s adorable

[@gabeitch9142]

19:29 are we just gonna gloss over the fact that moose played a background video of a woman crying over a deceased loved one behind him tasting candy in a cat costume

[@expendableindigo9639]

Spooky.

[@tempestSH]

"Nobody wanted the raisins, so I got all the raisins." Ian just described me, but with Tootsie Rolls. I LOVE Tootsie Rolls. I'm like the tootsie roll trash compactor.

[@theteethburglar4716]

Same but with Almond Joys

[@knellpeek1920]

Me with smarties tbh

[@waffleman3573]

tempestSH same but with Candy Corn

[@Zulk_RS]

We never had Halloween where I'm from but I love raisins. My dad used them for cooking and whenever he would, I'd just take a handful and eat it. It was like eating cookie dough but without the risk of salmonella.

[@lynntaylor9681]

Same. I love the ads when I was a kid too.

[@IIyana08]

Welp guess it's time to rewatch this masterpiece again.

[@Finkish_]

I'm back also

[@JoakimOtamaa]

3rd round for me. Brutalfoods is pretty much my all time favorite content.

[@timfoerst6348]

Halloween time bitches!

[@fridgedot5082]

In the UK the green skittle is still lime just a fun fact

[@usernamepersonperson4376]

Oh yes, the flavors are said to be the same, but I’ve had both, UK skittles are atrocious, the purple skittles are actually good in the US.

[@dangsood4945]

@@usernamepersonperson4376 thays because the purple one is blackcurrant flavoured in the UK rather than grape. Until pretty recently, import of blackcurrants into the USA was banned, so they replaced blackcurrant flavourings with grape and it became the norm.

[@lily91109]

Honestly I hate UK skittles bc 3/5 flavours are citrus fruits... Unless I get the funky ones but they're usually expensive.

[@dangsood4945]

@@lily91109 it's because they're cheap and people like them lol. A lot of people I know say they're their favourites!

[@sushigirl648]

@@dangsood4945 why is it banned

[@MoeNinjaCat]

The fact you didn't say meowdy at the start upsets me deeply

[@Alex_K221]

Alexandria Jarvis Meowdy partner. How be your day? (Started as a cowboy, ended with a pirate. Sorry I couldn’t think of other cat puns.)

[@matthewsimon6170]

@@Alex_K221 meowdy pawtner. Isn't the weather purrfect today? It feel clawsome. (Here are some more added on.)

[@Alex_K221]

Matthew Simon Thanks fur that.

[@raccoonboi4225]

Hes not living in Texas anymore so he lost his southern twang

[@matthewsimon6170]

@@raccoonboi4225 naw partna. He ain't lost his twang. You city folk make him hide who he is.

[@araylaurence6220]

Its is just so calming and relaxing watching brutalmoose

[@lionblaze0384]

"Onto the next candy, lets eat a nerd!" Why, Ian, you can't! That would be cannibalism!

[@aaronhelmsman]

Should’ve disqualified Skittles for false advertising as “Original”

[@elhazelrah]

I honestly didn’t hear about the change to green apple. This is an outrage. I hope someone is getting fired.

[@elizabethrosebud3220]

And starburst

[@yeetleslaw8529]

Fruit tootiesrolls are so underrated. I hunted these down on halloween.

[@iploop]

the vanilla/blue ones are the best.

[@floyd2386]

Me too, I used to get them at the store a lot too.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I LOVE FRUIT TOOTSIE ROLLS!

[@boiboi7717]

really happy to know that you have a dad, my dude-- for some reason I thought you just had no parents

[@Promatim]

Yeah, I was thinking it was a Doctor Who type scenario. Like, one day Miss Frizzle keeled over after a particularly dangerous episode of Magic School Bus, and when she re-formed, she was a youtuber named Ian with opinions about snacks.

[@boiboi7717]

@@Promatim LOL yeah I don't know, he just seems like so relaxed and chill and mild-mannered that any background I thought up for him seemed plausible, you know?

[@Clawdragoons]

@@Promatim This is my headcanon now and no one can take it from me.

[@aubreyh1930]

@@Promatim I have no idea why but now that you say that he reminds me of miss frizzle a lot

[@DwayneDoom]

I respect your ways. I keep my list in 2 different categories with multiple sub-classes of candies Fruity: Hard, soft, chewy, crunchy, gummy, taffy, sour, sweet, spicy. Chocolate: Melty, minty, peanut-buttery, solid chocolate, dark chocolate, caramel. The worst candy is candy corn, hands down. Note: Gummy and Chewy are 2 different types of candy. You wouldn't say that a jelly bean is gummy, you would say that it is crunchy and chewy (or soft and chewy, depending on the candies you get.)

[@goodbye6676]

chewy is taffy or sticky inside like jelly beans and gummy is gummy

[@maddieb.4282]

Can you give examples of each category?

[@cdpatterson92]

I first read the title as “Ranking 43 Halloween Candles” and was confused but intrigued. This video was just as satisfying as that would have been 😂

[@Clawdragoons]

Ian is the only one from whom I would click a video about rating Halloween candles without even questioning it.

[@cdpatterson92]

Same

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

I read that too and was quite confused

[@DragoonBoom]

I knew it was candies from that start and now I'm reading candles as candies and thinking "that's just the video why did you comment this?"

[@WCtheComedian]

Drove to high school everyday past the Jolly Rancher plant. Could always smell what flavor they were making

[@chiefs2pretty4radio]

Interesting!

[@mh2120]

I drive past a wastewater treatment plant sometimes, I can tell when they're making green apple Skittles there (constantly).

[@psychotophatcat]

@@mh2120 Underappreciated joke over here

[@lowlyworm9323]

The vanilla tootsie rolls remind me of being a small child and waiting around forever at a car dealership

[@TheRealCptObvious1]

Hershey’s is boring, BUT the balls it takes to just have a straight up chocolate bar. Nothing else added. And it’s still a classic. I don’t feel like it’s as good as it used to be though

[@maddieb.4282]

It takes balls to sell chocolate and make millions off it? Hot take

[@TheRealCptObvious1]

@@maddieb.4282 making a comment in response to my comment 2 years ago, flaming hot

[@Silverdude1122]

i almost spit my drink out when Ian said "unimpressed" about the vanilla tootsie roll

[@Draggo.]

Ikr. 10 year old me was always so excited when I got one.

[@devcrom3]

It's the best one by a HUGE margin! Opinions are fine, but that's just WRONG!

[@blueboi5016]

Ian.... how could you?

[@threeeyeduke981]

IKR whenever i got fruit rolls for halloween or christmas i would only eat the vanilla ones there so fucking good

[@datdamnkez]

RIGHT!they're the best in terms of tootsie rolls

[@grayskyman]

Damn, you're really ahead of the curb uploading this 364 days early

[@damont975]

Man, your editing never fails to make my day better.

[@annieyu72]

You know you are doing something right with your life (or have peaked in quarantine season) when you realize you have watched an hour-long video of an adult man tasting and ranking your childhood candies.

[@thetripleas5582]

In a cat costume, no less!