Frozen Breakfast Showdown - Frozen Food Reviews

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Only just starting, but my bet is Banquet doesn’t win.

[@nlm2nd]

Yeah, it looks gross and I feel like I could make a better sausage, potato, and gravy pot pie to freeze.

[@Thevidgame]

Possibly!

[@Gunmetal_Wolf]

If Folgers can win, anything can win no matter how gross.

[@heathdeighton8482]

shut up PBG no-one asked for your opinion.

[@saltsalted1528]

@@heathdeighton8482 not an opinion child

[@donvoltonus8898]

I love the way his editing is less, "Do something I can edit cg into later." and more "Hey I wonder what CG I can squeeze into this random movement I did."

[@emerald8274]

The light hearted self deprecating thing is the best

[@ireviewshtuff]

The sound effects have been destroying me. My sides went to space and never returned.

[@pewpewman18]

could you please tell me what cg stands for? I looked it up and it was computer graphics and I assume that’s what you meant, but clarification would be nice :)

[@johnrussell6319]

@@pewpewman18 Yep basically! Or computer-generated

[@pewpewman18]

@@johnrussell6319 ok thanks!

[@indeimaus]

You have easily the most unique editing on KZbin, I love it

[@jaymellathomas7958]

You watch Brutalmoose too? That’s pretty surprising!

[@adamnurvddin5230]

Right? Definitely a contender for favorite creator due to sheer uniqueness and hilarity

[@acetrigger1337]

oh look... is the "Deadpool of KZbin".

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

he is like idubbz mixed with gordon ramsay mixed with ashens......

[@umbaupause]

He's the zany man NL wishes he was.

[@LucGendrot]

Tragic that Ian couldn't see the majesty that is the jimmy dean's pancake and sausage. Truly a top tier microwave breakfast item.

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Because he didn’t cook it in the wrapper always better when you cook it in the wrapper

[@summeristheworst478]

Dude those mfs r the perfect lil breakfast foods. I literally could eat a good 2 or 3 for breakfast 😩

[@julesdevall2176]

​@@TheMaskedNinja_it's good af both ways tho

[@Phantomphan613]

​​@@TheMaskedNinja_ cooking it in the wrapper makes it soggy. It's the same problem as the breakfast sandwich. It would be even mushier Edit: a word

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

@@Phantomphan613 idk what your doing but mine never come out soggy, its not crispy but also pancakes are not meant to be crispy

[@meganrobeson1171]

Tongue finger made me feel “sad” on the emotion chart

[@nickkilmer7371]

Make me feel jealous 😏

[@codyw19965523]

it made me gay

[@higanbanahappenedtomyfriend]

made me feel hollow and decrepit

[@scottwidener2770]

Made me feel empty...

[@convolutedcarcass1523]

Can’t quite put my finger on this flavor...

[@jambalayajones6449]

I have no clue why but Ian reminds me of those young teachers that are fresh out of uni and they are the only teachers the students genuinely like cause they're funny and can relate more

[@k-ondoomer]

Bro sign up for art history with Dr ian

[@iamacatperson7226]

Daniel Lopez I agree, I would take an art class with Walmart brand Keanu Reeves/Jesus any day

[@armstrongaddy1155]

@Shmurda Lurda Lmao

[@alexandercorbett1147]

I had a physics teacher like that a couple years back. He got laid off though, unfortunately.

[@halfling49]

Prof Ian looks like he'd be cool with giving students a smoke break

[@LGR]

I nominate the arm extension at 19:09 as Most Unexpected Edit on KZbin 2018. Haha, that seriously had me rolling 😄

[@TheYongary]

You are such a wholesome person and I love you.

[@ingtapoot]

I nominate the tonguefinger at 10:56 😂😂

[@methebee]

cause it looks like a scary Sims game glitch!

[@MrCowabungaa]

Brutalmoose would dominate that list's top 10 like there's no tomorrow, and I love it.

[@Mr.Trololo]

hi LGR

[@a.m.4607]

Finally someone else who shares my intense hatred of soggy bread products

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

There's this guy, Gavin Free...

[@khaos_the_fox]

@@CopiousDoinksLLC What I thought too XD

[@ZudeXbox360]

Only few I can tolerate soggy is french dip sandwiches and meatball sandwich with a marinara sauce bath

[@moose-mancer]

I mean.. that's what you get when you microwave frozen bread.

[@Ghdfshhs]

The trick is to take them straight from the microwave and wrap them in a paper towel. It actually works great with croissant sandwiches.

[@neckjeep7447]

this is one of the most underrated channels ive ever encountered, i've been binge watching your videos for about 3 days now and i cant stop

[@vapor404]

Check out his streams if you havent there also very high quality

[@foxsden]

neckjeep I agree, one of my favorite channels

[@lyttleton]

Amen

[@shockedgaming8391]

lies

[@foxsden]

Shocked Gaming how?

[@Trisaaru]

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[@pleasenobadwords3728]

i just saw you on critikals vid, get ian to review lego star wars too smfh

[@D.C.T.23]

I just wanna make this as public as possible. The second to last frozen breakfast (Bacon, Egg and Cheese Croissant) was said to be "a pain" to cook for Ian. He says "microwave on 30% power for one minute, microwave on high for 40 seconds. That's a pain." I am simply stating that he sounded like he cooked the sandwich twice.

[@squishlez]

b0ss

[@Trisaaru]

SquishleZ Your profile pic is that because of Chadtronic.

[@ganondorf66]

yes.

[@brutalmoose]

Tic-tac-toe, three food vids in a row We'll do something different next time, just so you know

[@cristinamariposa]

brutalmoose too much rhyming. Stop it.

[@JakeT-nh5bh]

brutalmoose hell yeah brutal moose

[@phantombagels2969]

You’re a poet and you didn’t even know it

[@juliananimations3210]

brutalmoose hell yeah my ice and baby Ian

[@tedcomet3121]

Video game cook book lol

[@edledskal9147]

As a kid I LOVED pancake on a stick. It was a top 3 favorite food item of him. I would dip the heck out of it into syrup. I am a vegetarian now, but as a kid this was the greatest thing. I bought these for my son and he loved it, although he has only eaten one of them. They have a little too much sugar for him to eat, but I wanted him to try them.

[@foxtatertot]

The coffee bean transition at 1:35 reminded me of the cartoon 'Chowder' that has a ton of transitions just like that.

[@spookable3873]

I love the chowder transitions

[@iamacatperson7226]

I remember that show, it does

[@SlyCooper1920]

*C C C C C C C C C H H H H H H H H H H O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O D D D D D D D D D D A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H*

[@scottbecker4367]

"Rada rada rada." Just one of many inspiring quotes from that show.

[@TheFruitiestCake]

That's exactly what I thought of too lmao

[@baggothree]

I love brutalfoods! I wonder if Ian eats food in real life too 🤔🤔🤔

[@g0urd_dude246]

I don't think he does

[@jacobpankratz8084]

he just eats salt

[@TheCinemaBizarro]

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[@ChampionBlueRacing]

This salt has been collected as part of a promotion XD

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

he just photosynthesizes

[@andrewhearst4749]

This editing is the true embodiment of chaotic-neutral

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

Emphasis on the "chaotic"

[@MrRhysReviews]

Shin Megami Tensei reference??? lol

[@CitrusRev]

@@MrRhysReviews No. Dungeons and Dragons

[@MrRhysReviews]

@@CitrusRev Is it though? lol

[@nataliegooding8932]

@@MrRhysReviews . . . yes

[@steves388]

The amount of times i've seen this man shocked that microwaved frozen food is soggy is astonishing.

[@jdking5366]

He needs to microwave things in a paper towel! It’s the answer to soggy microwave food, like the sandwich

[@apertureemployee215]

I'm quite partial to Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls myself. Egg, potato, cheese, meat, plus an entire day's worth of salt. Tasty

[@cloudbloom]

Those are so good

[@wolventhrone1631]

Im ashamed to say it but I add extra cheese and salt

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

For Me, I’ll Take A Jimmy Dean Simple Scramble, Or A Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sandwich

[@ethanhowell5587]

The jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese croissants and biscuits are my favorite

[@bc8010]

They are pretty expensive for just one bowl tho. When you compare it to a whole box that will last you two weeks

[@shawn818]

You should sell a Brutalmoose themed emotion chart made up of your faces and sell it as merchandise.

[@shannonschlotfelt2777]

Id buy it

[@blitzthespittah3712]

i pray he sees this comment

[@just_going_mads]

I feel like it would all be the same face.

[@thegreat1009]

Yes he should , good idea

[@residentflamingo115]

Yes

[@garmmadon]

Me: My recommended at 3am: Jesus Christ eats frozen breakfast foods

[@tellingstring5966]

Tropical -10 I laughed harder at that than I feel like any functional human (whatever that is) would laugh at that

[@MattHias111]

😂

[@abner0277]

😂😂

[@raynet587]

that hit way too lose to home and I laughed until I cried

[@andrewherrera5688]

That’s literally me rn😂

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

Three things I learned from watching this video: 1. Hot Pockets are great 2. You should still learn how to cook so you can enjoy great food and never have to deal with people ever again 3. If I grow my hair long enough, I could probably tie it up at the front to make a sassy, hairy bun necklace, and I so wanna try that if I end up having to live without a barbershop and my parents die

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"You should still learn how to cook" The irony is that you don't really need to know how to cook that much to make things you like. Bacon and eggs is simple as Hell. Steak and veges is really easy too. There are so many things you can make without technically 'knowing' how to cook.

[@mahazda351]

He microwaved a lot of that stuff poorly giving them bad results, honestly surprised he didn’t cover the foods with a paper towel too…. That microwave is gonna be nastyyy

[@strawbreevee]

@@CopiousDoinksLLC hy

[@msbellebelle]

@@mahazda351 you expect him to do anything else when most of these items only have microwave instructions? Not to mention he filmed this just after waking up. If my breakfast item of choice had instructions for both a microwave and an oven, im always choosing the microwave because who the hell wants to fuss with an oven that early in the morning?

[@Nicktechnoo]

I live for Ian's sound effects

[@davidrubio8673]

that is the soul of this channel

[@callmewilliam3508]

PandasCanEatYourTech hello my name ian

[@notsoawesomeguy5109]

Oof 3/10

[@caidenflint5906]

Naaaaay naaaaaw

[@TheCinemaBizarro]

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[@1waytickettopluto]

I thought I was the only one on Earth that loves breakfast food but hates eating in the morning. Thank you for making me feel like less of freak, Ian.

[@thadude34283]

Right there with ya! I even worry something is physically wrong with me from time to time. Breakfast nausea is a real thing.

[@Diegos1707]

1waytickettopluto it’s an eating disorder. It can get serious if not treated, I recommend you talk to your health provider. Best of luck

[@thearchon2094]

hopefully obvious, but yeah, that isn't true.

[@peopleRstrange92]

I also thought I was alone on this.

[@Awesomeninja54]

Dude me too

[@Zer0_ooo]

Every upload on this channel makes me happier than the emotion chart can express.

[@Zer0_ooo]

@Calum Sanderson Too right you are.

[@hosps]

Hot pockets are edible hand warmers.

[@nathanhays8696]

I mean thats one way of describing it.

[@SSKJ64]

Really tasty edible hand warmers

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

Or are hand warmers non-edible hot pockets? The world will never know.

[@jackrogers9660]

@@oppositecatchyghost8025 depends on who you ask

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

@@jackrogers9660 I mean anything is edible once.

[@thejedisonic67]

I agree with Ian on how I hate eating so damn much during breakfast. I eat a crapton during lunch and dinner, but I'm accustomed to eating little during the morning. I like to blame school for that.

[@nicholasricci8342]

same, I love breakfast food, but everything just tastes bad to me in the morning

[@nightwolf9375]

Nicholas Ricci same, especially if i wake up in a bad mood lol

[@AllofJudea]

AH, ELIC CLAPTON GLEATEST BLITISH GUITA PRAYER

[@cristinamariposa]

Also Ian I absolutely love your editing style. All the gags are always great.

[@HAMHAMS110]

He can make trying out frozen foods super funny and interesting, it's amazing!

[@asdfgasdfg31]

I love ian's editing, its so unique and creative

[@EuclideanAl]

It's so insane, though. I totally lost my shit at that stretchy arm thing, he's so unpredictable XD

[@waltercomunello121]

agreed

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

Yeah

[@kyleyuen245]

Ian doesn't like food: Internet loves it and review 5 stars *Ian likes Sausage Rolls* Internet: I have never seen these rolls in my life

[@willowd0ll]

Its 5AM and I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter but something about watching this man eat breakfast right after waking up combined with the editing is just killing me

[@Niagaranobs]

Have you slept yet?

[@chhhhlo1817]

Legend says this person is still up, containing their laughter.

[@carpalini]

i hope they’ve slept by now

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

This my favorite Brutalfoods video to watch first thing in the morning. I like the slow, tired ambience of it. Even the editing is a little more sedate than the other episodes. Really makes it feel like you and your buddy are just waking up.

[@lylajean100]

i love the pancake covered sausages, they’re literally breakfast corn dogs

[@tarjet3867]

ikr, back in school they served those 2 days a week but I guess not enough kids ate them? They were gone and I didn’t say goodbye... my sweet, sweet flapsticks... :’(

[@loganknowsnoneofyourbusine263]

lylajean100 i can’t stand the saltiness of the sausage. I hate processed sausages

[@juno7424]

SAME

[@ryanmoreno5542]

I love them when I was a kid and I love them till this day

[@operationallyopaque1257]

*flapsticks

[@kalekaela]

The jimmy dean breakfast croissant sandwiches are actually really good. You had a bad experience with the breakfast sandwich because it was awful great value brand.

[@gracytoyschultz4416]

Heck yes

[@liamb9574]

Yessiree they are delicious

[@Mellence]

The english muffin with sausage are probably the best ones.

[@instantkarma1636]

I honestly wonder if the Burger King Croissanwichs are just jimmy dean sandwiches. They are awesome tho.

[@alex_tbh]

I like the sausage, egg and cheese one. Small, but fast, filling, and tasty!

[@ZeranZeran]

These videos are so comforting for some reason. I love your editing style and I love your face Ian. Thanks for helping me chill out.

[@ZeranZeran]

Also... those reviews have to be fake. I love breakfast foods too, but most of this looked so gross! Breakfast was not made to be frozen, lol.

[@stressedpeach7749]

There's something so wholesome and chaotic about Ian, like he just seems like this chaotic dude with god like powers chilling all the time. He has that chill but super chaotic vibe

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

Stressed Peach yeah definitely something behind the mask

[@jou3456]

Basically cat face but with the buff body

[@VyPham-ki4lp]

Chaotic neutral

[@Enderlord701]

Chaotic neutral

[@harper7157]

Yeah can we get a chaotic counter up on the screen please?

[@fedorg]

The outro creeped me the hell out. Keep it up!

[@pushinguproses]

I am VERY disappointed in that sausage roll.

[@CrudeConduct666]

Quit being so pretty. It's distracting.

[@ultimatedesingers]

What is this, a crossover episode?(I'm sorry I had to).

[@hamtaro126]

I agree with Roses though, Jimmy Dean needs more Quality Control

[@denofobscurity1033]

I hear that all the time... It's the cause of my anxiety. :(

[@MC96-]

that's what she said hehe.. 😢

[@somethingandapie]

I low-key want to travel to the US one day just to go to a supermarket and experience all these weird and weirdly horrifying frozen foods.

[@shecklesmack9563]

You’re not missing much. They either taste sickly sweet or like mushy nothingness.

[@joshc5613]

​@@shecklesmack9563not true! sometimes they taste like SALTY mushy nothingness

[@evillecaston]

On the next episode of Brtualfoods, Ian reviews a dozen different recipes for tuna noodle. My favorite!

[@carolgage4569]

We watch him MAKE Tuna-Noodle! 😉

[@madotsuki5119]

It's so weird having grown up poor and eating all these foods for almost every meal for years and years, even today, and loving them, and then having someone come in and say that they're terrible most of the time. It's interesting because I've learned to overlook certain things like looks and soggyness of buns and spongeyness and idk it's very weird haha. Like those breakfast croissant sandwiches I would eat up like no tomorrow. I had some just a week and a half ago actually. Pretty good imo.

[@Akane1313]

Being poor really is the best seasoning. (Though i would've preferred being well off and picky) I learned to like so many foods when my family was homeless. Except beans for some reason. =/

[@starcherry6814]

The struggle is real out there

[@yuritzamaravilla-diaz8511]

Same I feel as tho he said the bread was soggy I learned to look for the flavor good or bad When growing up with little money....

[@arkzyk1544]

@@Akane1313 I love beans.

[@jamieadams966]

I agree on some of them being nasty though, can't lie. Grew up poor too, I know the struggle. I'm an adult now and I enjoy home cooked meals more than anything in the world, good restaurants as well. But, I will always have an appreciation for frozen foods. May not be the healthiest, but they sustain until you can do better. Edit: Frozen/canned foods really did help though. I was healthy, that's all that mattered. I still have a BIG love for Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs ; as well as kidney beans.

[@mistermangoman9293]

The corn dog bought back some memories of in primary school I saw on the lunch menu that they were serving hot dogs, I thought to myself “cool, I haven’t had one of those in a while” so I went up to the counter gave the woman my money and ordered a corn dog. She then handed me a tan coloured sausage (it wasn’t even battered). I took one bite of it and threw up.

[@okbutatwhatcost9087]

i’m in love with your pfp

[@diobrando4063]

@@okbutatwhatcost9087 same

[@linksbetweendrinks7032]

Sarcasm detector is a bit off. Thanks for helping me recalibrate it.

[@julesdevall2176]

School lunch corn dogs are FOR BUMS AND CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 26

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

After the new video I've been binging these again. Something about your editing is so fun and silly. The sound effects, the zoom ins, and the overall lightheartedness. You have such a unique style.

[@nickkilmer7371]

You uploading makes me feel "loved" on the emotion chart

[@hydragonal2921]

brutalmoose is the prime example of how important editing is in good videos

[@annacash6674]

Also, he doesn't make "funny" editing as his personality like some youtubers do.

[@justinbulmer]

At first I wasn’t sure if this was a professional video. But then I saw the tags, which reassured to me that was about to consume quality professional content.

[@likewhutyouc]

I recently discovered this channel and the editing reminds me of old classic PBS shows. Especially the sound effects

[@likewhutyouc]

also I'm surprised he has less than a million subs for content that gets over a million views

[@kaptia8855]

I feel like a sinner because I’ve eaten all of these and thoroughly enjoyed them, including the banquet pot pie. Which is rare

[@gengashaunt3322]

I liked the pot pies too

[@chasepadgett4221]

The Jimmy Dean version of those croissants is good. Great value frozen products are nottt good.

[@Dorraj]

​@@chasepadgett4221IIRC those ones require you to wrap them in a paper towel when cooking, which always ends up with it sticking to the paper towel and you end up eating a bunch of paper towel.

[@Julius3774]

That coffee bean segway was from chowder, I see you are a man of culture as well ian

[@brutalmoose]

I've never seen that show before! I am cultureless

[@Julius3774]

@@brutalmoose Really im surprised, coincidentally its a show about cooking. How's about a video on it, wink wink.

[@Julius3774]

@Ash Ketchup yes, yes, what he said

[@disappointed2764]

Duder Chower is a gift glad the hype will never die

[@jay-vd4yj]

Chowder is amazing.

[@kobalt_ren01]

>Banquet- BANQUET INVITES YOU TO PULL UP A CHAIR AND

[@ericbazinga]

-ENJOY CLASSIC, MADE-IN-AMERICA COMFORT FOOD. LIKE YOU, WE BELIEVE IN QUALITY AND GOOD, HONEST VALUE AND TRUST YOU’LL TASTE IT IN OUR SAVORY [Insert meal here], SERVED WITH REAL MASHED POTATOES, SWEET CORN, AND CINNAMON APPLE DESSERT

[@lukecollins5894]

I concur.

[@colbyscornerYT]

@@Jvk1166z two types of people

[@dpo2078]

never seen this channel but grateful this dropped into my recommended. this is information I definitely need.

[@gilly9706]

I don't know why I am here. This video just kinda popped in my recommended but you now have a new subscriber

[@tarjet3867]

welcome to brutalmoose, dude. he’s mostly doing food reviews, but he did some film and game reviews in the past that are really good. You should check those out if you like that sort of shtuff

[@theobserver4214]

Penguin I guess KZbin actually gave you a good recommendation

[@evsrcandgaming7691]

Same lol

[@xac3gamingx627]

Retweet

[@quuuuro]

Noot noot

[@williewinkie]

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[@alexjames1756]

Brutalmoose is one of my favorite KZbinrs and I love every single one of his videos! [This review was collected as part of a promotion.]

[@CaszCactus]

Jesus is back and he's reviewing frozen food!

[@thegreat1009]

Very good

[@trivyirizarry2027]

Who knew Jesus wore earrings

[@BuckBlaziken]

My mother is from South Korea but she absolutely loves Jimmie Dean. She eats the pancake sausage corn dog, and their scrambled eggs every morning before breakfast with a cup of dark coffee. She says it’s her favorite breakfast food Americans had innovated.

[@diminie_chimket]

That's...really sad

[@BuckBlaziken]

@@diminie_chimket bruh you’re simping for random Korean men you’ll never actually meet. Maybe when you stop simping over strangers then we can talk about things being sad.

[@verdantmischief7092]

The pancake and sausage on a stick is actually one of my favorites

[@Glareflare]

I love them too!

[@verdantmischief7092]

@@Glareflare Interesting. It seems Ian is in the wrong side of history on this issue

[@MidnightWanderer00]

@@verdantmischief7092 In his Defense, He never ate breakfast for a long time.

[@pookeywan]

You mean the flapsticks? 😂

[@stellarstarrs3219]

I adore them! My school used to serve them as breakfast with syrup. They're so good!

[@rushbcyka460]

You gotta appreciate that all of his clocks are different times

[@TheSexyFerret]

It's the small things ❤️

[@w_wa]

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[@sml2k186]

His house is like the pentagon so every different time is a time in another country

[@nessamillikan6247]

I am always fixated on the one on his stove. He starts at 10:45 and ends filming at 1:17.

[@rah62]

and that everything in the freezer is stored at random and not sorted in any way.

[@julx580]

The editing sends me with every little detail. I really appreciated the muffled voice at 11:35

[@paranoidpony6861]

"It's very possible these actually don't exist." As he's literally holding the box after he ate one. 🤣

[@cooperlanham4647]

Dont worry i got this one for you Banquet: Banquet invites you to pull up a chair and enjoy classic made in America comfort food. Like you we believe in good honest value, you'll taste it in our made from scratch flaky crust surrounding sausage in home style gravy.

[@Galathorn]

Coop Lanham Gravy made with real beef drippings

[@cooperlanham4647]

@@Galathorn To enhance stability.

[@BryanPlush]

That Coffee Bean Transition Reminds Me So Much Of Chowder

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

BryanPlush The Plush rabba rabba rabba

[@yidasjdjasgd4054]

CHOWDA I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I LACED THE. COFFEE BEANS WITH TWO POUNDS OF FENTANYL. STOP EATING THE FUCKING COFFEE BEANS CHOWDER

[@Vixikitsi]

*chhhOOOOWWWDEAAAHHH*

[@michaelallen4331]

HappyFoxUniverse YoU tAkE tHe MoOn AnD yOu TaKe ThE sUn

[@pdivine_4136]

Exactly what I thought

[@kabane-hawk]

I wanted to watch some brutalmoose vids today, but there wasn't a new one. So I started re-watching the banquet meal showdown episode. Halfway through watching I got a notification about a new video. Today is a good day.

[@GerarGear]

Amazing video as always! Im actually rewatching it, these episodes are so rewatchable, and as much fun watching them as the first time!

[@cynthiasmith9336]

Same. Rewatching again and always cheers me up.

[@GerarGear]

@@cynthiasmith9336 😊

[@cynthiasmith9336]

@@GerarGear Gotta pick which one to watch next, lol. 😊

[@GerarGear]

@@cynthiasmith9336 haha, all are awesome

[@syd_with_sideeffects]

The banquet pot pie looks like someone nuted in a pie crust and through some sausage in it.

[@superguy5738]

lol it looks like it? no it is it

[@dillonventures2027]

I actually do not know what to say.

[@Celestial_Crow]

(Lemmy face) (lemmy face) (lemmy face)

[@misterlisterthesisterfaste8653]

Yum yum!

[@tasertag7513]

Yummi cummi

[@gerg21345]

For april fools you should review bottled water

[@KohakuShowtime]

Deer Park, Kirkland, Dasani, Aquafina, Fiji, Icelandic Glacier, etc.

[@willowashe]

There is a guy who reviewed club soda without actually understanding what club soda is. Finding that video was the highlight of my 2019. It’s been a slow year.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

There are some shit water brands that taste like meddicine, some taste like alchohooo, some taste old, others taste like dirt, few taste good

[@CowboyLuigi]

@@KohakuShowtime The control should be local waters in his hometown

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Jesus Ramirez Romo *cough Nestlē pure life cough*

[@abiwonkenabi7027]

As a breakfast sandwich connoisseur, I had to comment again. I almost never follow the instructions on a frozen breakfast sandwich. I tend to avoid ham or bacon, stick to egg and sausage as it defrosts better. I don't use the bag, I wrap it in paper towels. Microwave the meat only first (egg and sausage) until its mostly warm, then re-assemble the sandwich, re-wrap in paper towel and microwave until bread is warm and cheese is melted. If you do it all at once, the bread ends up tough or soggy, and that's awful. (EDIT: same with the sausage roll, you need to wrap it in a paper towel or it will be soggy.) That said, idk what people are saying, a Croissan'wich is far better than any frozen sandwich I've ever had. Most fast food joints have a decent breakfast sandwich, and even if they use frozen ingredients, they defrost them far better than any microwave. I guess convenience conquers all.

[@felixc543]

This is helpful- I don't really eat microwave sandwiches cause I've never had a good experience with them, but I'm gonna use this advice for the frozen sandwich somebody gave us a while back I'm the kind of guy who likes to put effort into instant ramen

[@fallencrusade6924]

I do the same thing, I hate mushy bread and rubbery egg. Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits with a white gravy for dipping. Heaven.

[@Ferriswheel31]

The real cosmic brain strat to an amazing frozen breakfast sandwich is to split it in half and stick it in a toaster oven, with tinfoil on the rack, so that the bread/croissant/muffin is on the bottom. 350 for 10 minutes, then microwave the sausage for 15s on a paper towel. I'll commonly set this up just before I hop in the shower. The bread will stay warm after the toaster oven dings and shuts off. Best method I've come up with so far. Frozen breakfast items are 100x better in the toaster oven than in the microwave, including those pancake/sausage on a stick things.

[@ThePurpleManiak]

I usually end up actually popping the bread off of the actual sandwich and toasting them separately, and then just defrosting and microwaving the inside on top of a paper towel. I love a toasted English muffin.

[@abiwonkenabi7027]

@@Ferriswheel31 ​ Agreed, toasting is obviously superior. This is coming from the perspective of someone who is too lazy to even do that much heh. Also, in the past, I have had to do this in a dorm, with limited resources. So I got pretty good with the microwave, ha ha. But when I make my own sandwich, you can bet I'm popping in some toast or an english muffin. With butter, too. So good.

[@agisuru]

We had the flaptsicks at my high school in the morning. Honestly, they tended to be better than anything the cafeteria actually made.

[@Eerie_Clark]

Dude I subbed to watch you cover weird PC games but I'm enjoying your "let's do whatever and film it" videos too. You make pretty much anything funny seemingly without even trying. Keep it up.

[@theweirdo8622]

Same. He makes everything interesting. I probably wouldn't watch this kind of video if it weren't for him.

[@simsdas4]

I still really appreciate your ability to go from a game reviewer, to a movie reviewer to a food reviewer and keep everything that makes your channel so fun intact.

[@jordand431]

That “tonguefinger” was alarming to say the least

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

zoudain I specifically skipped that part of the video on my second watch- it's kind of terrifying.

[@harmonicafish7661]

Love that the editor wrote out “makes me gag, I don’t like it” in Wingdings at 22:51

[@astropan2765]

I think ian is the editor..

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[@yes5437]

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[@wyatthampton684]

I absolutely love this dude’s editing

[@Niagaranobs]

I do too, steve.

[@SlyCooper1920]

Ian was born to be a god of Editing

[@SSKJ64]

I agree with you, this guys editing is amazing

[@Tekkwin]

frozen food: (exists) ian: i diagnose you with scary

[@ivantorres4226]

Diagnose.

[@Jun.Suzuki]

@@ivantorres4226 Diagnose

[@dewannabe8845]

Diagnose

[@urgf.ramen20]

Diagnose

[@qupumamegoma]

I'm gonna be the only person in this reply section not being an annoying prick and actually appreciate the joke! Funny.

[@jackthebr0342]

I personally get the jimmy dean sausage egg and cheese croissant sandwiches, wrap it in paper towel and microwave it. The bread (at least for me) isn’t soggy and the bread is actually soft.

[@favoritemustard3542]

You could lightly toast the bread separately, too!

[@jdking5366]

I was yelling this at the screen lmao. I tried to warn him cooking it in the bag makes it soggy!

[@lilalewsraps4816]

May I ask why everytime I watch a video he is in a different house everytime

[@michaelz7683]

He's committing tax evasion and trying to hide from the irs

[@Niagaranobs]

*he's making a collection.*

[@betanick14]

Something to do with taxes

[@RoyDJ1069]

he's using magic to teleport

[@blackopstk]

He's obviously breaking into people's houses and stealing their microwave meals and rating them 🤣

[@DPadGamer]

Oh man, I'd love some frozen breakfast food right about now. Gonna have turkey leftovers for the third day in a row.

[@ostint912]

DPadGamer you act as if that’s not a bad thing

[@rawrdino7046]

@@ostint912 having it 3 days in a row is. It's like having to eat fish during lent you get tried of it real quickly

[@felixcharles9773]

The frozen breakfast meals aren’t doing anything for me, but Ian is lookin like a snack 👀

[@willlopez6412]

*snacc

[@sinisterbun3239]

Sleepy Ian

[@Code7Unltd]

GIMME THE SNACKS!

[@HarryStikers]

Hell ye

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[@josephalarcon8390]

in case anyone is wondering the wingdings around 22:42 is IT MAKES ME GAG I DONT LIKE IT

[@notgoodpleaseleave6581]

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[@whoisezekiel2099]

@@notgoodpleaseleave6581 shut

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

@@whoisezekiel2099 the up

[@NinjaPickle]

@@私の名前を翻訳しないでください mouth

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

@@NinjaPickle "Shut the up mouth"? I don't think that makes sense dog.

[@issaknive1526]

How can you not like the pancake sausage, sinner

[@charlie_mario6292]

Issa Knive mushy and overly sweet

[@xxJagMasterGxx]

IKR! I love them, especially the blueberry ones.

[@lukasg4807]

@@charlie_mario6292 only if you're an idiot who makes them in the microwave

[@lividsphincter4098]

@@lukasg4807 bust out the deep fryer

[@mrbubblestea]

It's a FLAPSTICK YOU ZEALOT

[@mxguff]

"I am not a fan of regular pot pies" yeah right Potpie4life in Iowa

[@residentflamingo115]

First Im so important did i win 1000000 dollars No.... Okay

[@residentflamingo115]

@@ReptilianLepton oj

[@yarlodek5842]

OoO1/4ââï

[@aaronrobinson9386]

I wish I could harness the same editing skills that Ian has

[@zeroguy3465]

Ah yes very mushy and spongy pancakes unlike the totally normal hard and crunchy ones.

[@Dr.GregHouse]

Of course

[@gagne6928]

Ikr

[@joshwilkowski1851]

I can’t believe I just watched you eat microwaved breakfast food for 30 minutes and was thoroughly entertained the entire time. Thank you

[@tonguegrease384]

Pancakes and sausage on a stick was easily my favorite microwaved breakfast food as a child and I still think they taste amazing today, this video made me sad that my pure joy and love for these delectable breakfast corndogs couldn't be shared with another lover of microwaved food.

[@jankemjunkie6564]

Was looking for this comment, I still love those flap sticks.

[@MinecraftTheo]

It’s the best! And also he recommended not putting syrup on it and when he didn’t even try it! It need syrup

[@amoooooose]

This made me hungry. I'm not a very picky person, so most, and almost all, food is appealing to me

[@astropan2765]

I'm a very picky person, I only liked the pocket hot lul

[@redpanda4102]

My school had that same chart in the councilors office

[@travis8106]

How’s that make you feel?

[@Howellatthemoon25]

@@travis8106 depressed

[@travis8106]

Hunter Howell Same

[@FatalKitsune]

Ian if you promise never to show a picture of tonguefinger again, I will pay you any amount of money.

[@residentflamingo115]

He wants 1000000000000 dollars

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

I'll throw in a wish from the eternal dragon, since I have the 7 dragon balls and he said easy peasy in one of his videos...

[@benjaminbowers5557]

Or, we could pay him to put it in EVERY video

[@alexsylling1449]

Hey Ian! I know you might not see this but the Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches are not terrible and they’re basically a better version of the Great Value one you tasted. If you microwave them in a paper towel it helps reduce that soggy bread you don’t like.

[@thegreat1009]

Also the toaster scrambles with bacon egg and cheese

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i used to heat everything but the egg and cheese separately on those sandwiches. it takes a lot longer, but it results in a better experience.

[@camwatson5396]

And the breakfast bowls

[@frankcarlson2900]

All Jimmy Dean things are great breakfast things.

[@josephstone547]

OH MY GOD YES THE BREAKFAST BOWLS

[@callmechad9056]

Bruh I been waiting for Funny Family Halloween Costume Shirt - Ice and Baby Ian to make another vid

[@mystman1210]

Oh man, I eat a Great Value Bacon Egg and Cheese Croissant almost every morning for breakfast (I tend to switch between that and Jimmy Dean branded ones) and have always really liked them... I honestly was expecting you to be pleasantly surprised with them. Now I'm wondering if they're actually terrible and I've just gotten used to them. Oh, also, if you flip it over after the first step it won't end up so soggy.

[@MsSpecialkei]

I like them too, I just take mine out of the bag and put them on a little plate with a napkin, doesn't end up soggy. The sausage ones are good as well but the Great Value biscuit breakfast sandwiches are bad, just bland and dry.

[@howlhuskygaming9814]

Weird flex but ok

[@notsoawesomeguy5109]

Oof 5/10

[@spyrelle3970]

It's always interesting to see what I like to call Microwaved Food Gurus sharing tips on how to make cheepo microwaved stuff more appealing.

[@thegreat1009]

You can tell just by looking at that thing that's going to be horrible the breakfast sandwiches at quickchek are much better the double sausage patties with the bacon egg and cheese on a bagel or at McDonald's the bagel steak egg and cheese was very good I highly recommend it

[@Stabs]

Love watching these videos with my family! We always laugh and are on the edge of our seats for the Televoid! series!

[@Part_Time_Fox]

I'm jealous of you. My family hates KZbin.

[@chickpea]

ProTayToe Gamer Maybe yoy just have to show them the right stuff, youtube is really broad and there is a lot of different content here, saying that you hate KZbin is like saying that you dislike Tv or Radio

[@nonono1467]

ProTayToe Gamer i’m jealous too, my family hates me

[@bananamuntcher]

@@nonono1467 I'm jealous of you. My KZbin hates family me

[@banjo899]

I miss him so much it’s been two weeks since last upload each day without his uploads I feel myself manifesting chaotic energy I can no longer control myself, I levitate at the thought of a new video

[@homeslice1998]

Donna Fuyon 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dylon562]

I don't know what it is about this video, or really Ian's brutalfoods videos in general, but I can always return to these and they still fee fresh and fun and just so cozy and wholesome. Thanks for that man

[@mykokorobrokoro5297]

the best part of waking up is a new BrutalMoose video

[@MoeChicken]

Awww, I did a Folgers jingle joke too. I feel less original now.

[@SonicCycllone]

Lol nice username 😂

[@SatoshiKong]

is tasteless crust in your gut

[@pluto8615]

I love when he edits something slowly moving on screen and you get to wonder what on earth its gonna be used for for like 20 seconds

[@trashboat7]

Yes! I've finally found a homosexual!

[@111paolo2]

Fatherless pfp

[@Una_Ridlow]

yall really saw this random 3 year old comment and immediately chose to attack them for having a pfp you don't like Triggered lil snowflakes can't just keep scrolling

[@egap98]

based pfp

[@KoiMan_]

@@Una_Ridlow cringe ass pfp

[@falconburns8660]

Hey man, absolutely love your content. Your editing and humor really brings it together. Keep it up!

[@robstarsixcringe7895]

14:14 these are my absolute jam, and if I could actually find them again, I would be buying the entire store stock

[@lmcdoug23]

I just like how at 24 min. he loses focus and starts reviewing the emotion chart

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

Christmas came early, literally my favorite series on KZbin

[@andreeldred4194]

Shut up Cyril

[@jamesjameston4171]

I’m pretty sure that the “bacon” is actually my grandpa’s back skin.

[@EHiggins]

probably still better than what was on the sandwich

[@chadho54]

or foreskin

[@RODAROLADA]

Nobody: The reviews on the items: “Wow, this is so delicious ☺️. Every time I go to the store I buy at least 4!”

[@ilikecurry2345]

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