Censored parts: 1:25 - "We're not here to talk about *my* big fat wog cock, we're here to talk about *another* big fat wog cock." 2:19 - (In silly Barilaro accent) "Brazza mia!" (Speaking normally) "He's a con man to the core powered by spaghetti." 6:11 - "Seriously, though, I think he's corrupt." 6:43 - "He wears his corruption as a badge of honor! But you've got to admit...*BOSS."* 9:20 - "Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury *once.* Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..." 13:50 - "If that wasn't enough, it just came out that he personally approved 4 million in council grants for his own electorate. Not to draw attention to his Italian heritage because I know he hates that, but *that's a spicy meatball!* In fact, he looks a bit like a meatball, doesn't he?" (In silly Barilaro accent): "5 star pork mince, dude!" 15:22 - "Scientists and national parks proposed a cull. Giovanni, the greasy little scrotum, refused." Personally transcribed from this reuploaded video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnTCaXyPa7yffrc Edit: Mistakenly wrote "woodcock" instead of "wog cock" at first because I wasn't familiar with Australian slang. Fixed. You learn something new every day!
@schr4nz Жыл бұрын
it's not "woodcock", it's "wog" cock.... look up the definition of a wog in the context of Australian slang, it used to be a slur against italians, greeks etc before we took it back and owned it/re-appropriated it
@trumpeterjen Жыл бұрын
@@schr4nz Ah, got it! I'd never heard that before. Thanks! Makes more sense than "woodcock," which is a bird. I'd assumed he was going for a basic penis pun.
@potatoonastick2239 Жыл бұрын
Please like and comment this to get it to the top (or jordies pin📌?)
@kentonbaird1723 Жыл бұрын
Chad.
@private755 Жыл бұрын
MVP
@rodtaylor54764 жыл бұрын
Holy Christ, destroying a man from inside his own house is the most epic troll of all time. Also mighty informative.
@rackles45324 жыл бұрын
Sitting on his ass in class 🥵
@PeterKnagge4 жыл бұрын
There's that ALP heroin thug we all love!
@00DayMan004 жыл бұрын
Savage
@MCPEMINOL4 жыл бұрын
@@PeterKnagge what
@PeterKnagge4 жыл бұрын
@@MCPEMINOL Don’t worry, the Libs will call FJ “Bruz Lightyear” again and the whole thing will be hilarious again. Welcome to yet another blame game... From the recent bushfire commission did the Libs plan to do anything about CLIMATE CHANGE and DROUGHT? (For example re-introduce NSW GGAS carbon pricing maybe?) Nope, the only thing they’re doing is the same thing they did with the ALP’s illegal and inhumane offshore detention centres and they’ve all decided it is easier to just change the Act wording. Of course the Australian media and public is so docile and apathetic they bought it all hook, line, and sinker! They’re all like Americans all they care about is liability or whose responsible and not about people. It’s just like “budget debt”, it’s just bs that doesn’t exist they create to whack each other over the head with. There’s not a single shred of kindness in either of their hearts.
@languagelover94614 жыл бұрын
Jordies: “I’m filming at your estate.” Me: That’s the evilest thing I can imagine! :’)
@marble_wraith4 жыл бұрын
Then you lack imagination. So many more things, example? Unleash the termites!!!
@grittychops67554 жыл бұрын
What about barrel brains dodgy deals?
@phoenixmarizzle50594 жыл бұрын
#SUPERBARILAROBRUZ
@onceonly11114 жыл бұрын
Bruz will try to play it off like "But I have your money so I get the last laugh" - and this is why more people need to get organised against the government instead of scoffing in disappointment or disbelief about blatant corruption. Put constant pressure on them all the time, leave comments on their social media every day reminding people about their corruption with links to sources and pictures of evidence (so many people just read headlines). Email ministers, contact them on twitter where they are in the public eye and just flatly ask them how they can support that kind of corruption. Put them on the spot, find out where they're doing public appearances, etc.
@wobblysauce4 жыл бұрын
Legally.
@findmyrideaustralia25974 жыл бұрын
You just know that the $750 “cleaning fee” Is just his Nonna coming a past with a mop.
@brianbradford33634 жыл бұрын
"Coming a past" 🤣🤣🤣👌
@SuperSkitzzo4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Julzilla4 жыл бұрын
Don't underestimate a Nona with a mop.
@bmr85n4 жыл бұрын
‘Mi scusi’ 😂
@devantisdale23484 жыл бұрын
Mumma Mia!!! Where has all these grease ona da kitchen floor???? Goivani, I told you not to eat off da floor!!!!
@smellosaurus3 жыл бұрын
Re-watching this after watching Bruz's resignation. So very satisfying.
@tj404543 жыл бұрын
Me too mate. Sooo sweet.
@aurtherbrunt2413 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@J_L453 жыл бұрын
Yes it really is.... 😌☺️😊
@Bongsandquotesilike3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I live in the snowies and it still makes me furious to see how much damage has been done here directly through this cunts policy and politics.
@HarmonicDrone3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I’m surprised he isn’t in jail.. but maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.
@TwoWrights4 жыл бұрын
This video is the greatest hazard reduction burn in the history of Australia.
@adnamallerom41374 жыл бұрын
👌
@Zenarkii4 жыл бұрын
The hazard being burned this time is John Barialro's unchecked corruption. Bloody good pun mate, props.
@cccpkingu4 жыл бұрын
It is both.
@unbless32424 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@ScubesFTW4 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@RallickNom4 жыл бұрын
That 'filming at your estate' reveal is even better than the twist ending of Fight Club.
@Axman64 жыл бұрын
The idea of knowing he watched this, saw the bathtub and thought “that looks too nice to be Jordan’s place” then saw the chair and thought “... fuck” brings me unimaginable joy.
@codswallop40124 жыл бұрын
Spoilers dude!
@KL6SoupАй бұрын
the ending of _____ ____?
@IronBroadsword14 жыл бұрын
I don't think you're allowed to film a murder and post it to KZbin..
@keeganmurphy14 жыл бұрын
😂👏👏👏
@jamie-93853 жыл бұрын
The fact that you flamed him for 26mins while filming from his own house, that is the greatest troll of all time!
@lmlmd27143 жыл бұрын
Including while in his bathtub... Gotta love that
@clevelandwilliams59223 жыл бұрын
That’s GOLD
@Mandobird13 жыл бұрын
Academy Awards stuff!
@farcenter Жыл бұрын
Epic
@CaptBackwards Жыл бұрын
Jordie also fucked in the guy's bed too.
@strayatony4 жыл бұрын
He buys an entire estate but uses expressi coffee from aldi. What a bruz
@Magius424 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing ... what a cheap prick.
@ARandomAnna4 жыл бұрын
Magius42 ikr.... I own an ok house in Logan and even I buy Lavazza coffee beans.
@TheBombaHawk4 жыл бұрын
I work at Aldi, and this made me uncomfortable when i saw that :(
@chrisp.lettuce89004 жыл бұрын
No no no I'm sure he drinks good stuff, he just gives cheap shit to the people giving him 1000s of dollars per day, 5 star host there
@samg3094 жыл бұрын
@webnothing plastic homebrand sporks bruz
@Pineconetrouble4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit haha “The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”
@fivesongames59814 жыл бұрын
Me: Jordies getting fancy with his sets Jordies: Bruz guess who's estate I'm filming at Me: Best Plot twist ever
@Tennyson_W054 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly, bruz ain't gonna be happy 🤣🤣🤣
@mouldypretzel4 жыл бұрын
I thought it must have been a green screen and he just bought a fancy chair. Then, plot twist. Like OMG bruz
@PandaPuppyFTW4 жыл бұрын
My jaw literally dropped.
@TheoHiggins Жыл бұрын
I think the court censorship makes this video even funnier Because that just verifies the truth of every single insult that wasn't censored
@BodyCounter4 жыл бұрын
"I promise I won't get political at your party!" 4 drinks later: *"HeY bRuZ, yOu SeEn Da NuUuUw FrIeNdLyJoRdIeS vIdEo!?"*
@Isabel-ys1wd4 жыл бұрын
Dude came to my house years ago when our town was part of his electorate. Seemed like an okay guy but my parents HATED him after he came to visit because as my dad put it “he talked out his arse the whole time” and he never fulfilled any of his election promises. And even though I don’t live there anymore, he seems to have got worse. He also ate all the good chocolate biscuits my mum put out for his visit so I didn’t get any until the next week. Still haven’t let that go nearly a decade later. Yes I’m petty. Sue me.
@rebeccadelbridge29984 жыл бұрын
Lol. Sounds about right.
@andrewneal61954 жыл бұрын
This should be the litmus test for Aussie politicians; leave out your biscuits and if they take the nice ones without even so much as, 'which one's are your favourite?' then it's straight to the guillotine.
@adammmmm94984 жыл бұрын
He came to my town too hey. He actually pushed in front of me in the line at the Fxxcked as fish and chip shop
@kbkman77424 жыл бұрын
Eating all the biscuits should be in the video too. That's low.
@kierans7774 жыл бұрын
@PMP At least it wasn't the scotch fingers
@njh4514 жыл бұрын
"Stooge" has evolved to "Bruz" WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
@hypnotoad1014 жыл бұрын
What? Yimlaz is evolving! ........... Yimlaz evolved into Giovanni Barilaro. Giovanni Barilaro wants to learn the move PorkBarilaro B B B B B Giovanni Barilaro forgot Murray River Sand Attack and Learned PorkBarilaro. Change name ->BRUZAMIA->Done ^__________^
@njh4514 жыл бұрын
@@hypnotoad101 Jordies used flex... it's Super Effective!
@safez31244 жыл бұрын
@@hypnotoad101 Underrated comment.
@pant80814 жыл бұрын
Thank you Candle Jack, very cool! Seriously though, I'm dead lmao
@konnen954 жыл бұрын
@@hypnotoad101 66666990666666⁶
@theyetti34082 жыл бұрын
I can't believe bruz wanted us all to pay $12k to sweep his house for listening bugs after this and the fact that they didn't let him was truly epic
@StabbyTheSkaven Жыл бұрын
the fact that he wanted that that desperately implies he definetly does shit he doesnt want heard or seen there tho right? maybe that ashley maddision account had something to do with that? or who knows what kinds of buissness deals he negotiates at his luxurious estate?
@lightningpenguin8937 Жыл бұрын
Guy doesn't even check his guestlist. If he only now considering to sweep the house, he's an idiot. He's also an idiot if he thinks it's a one and done deal.
@lifeasrini Жыл бұрын
@@StabbyTheSkaven that's what I was thinking the whole time ... Who's scared of listening devices unless they're hiding something .. dead giveaway bruz
@cerealguy6359 Жыл бұрын
@@lifeasrini to be fair, would you want listening devices in your house without your knowledge? I wouldn't. But bruz deserves all the shitstorms and in this case he's definitely hiding stuff
@ToBeIsWasWere9 ай бұрын
and his people literally gave him permission to record and release footage from the house
@CrypticMonsterNoms4 жыл бұрын
Oh God. Last 10 minutes. I choked on my tea. "I'm filming from your Estate". Bloody Gold.
@Axman64 жыл бұрын
... with permission. Absolute gold.
@wobblysauce4 жыл бұрын
@@Axman6 That was the Cherry on top.
@jennygiddins88154 жыл бұрын
Same! 🤣🤣🤣
@xdjdavo4 жыл бұрын
The greatest reveal in political history, "I'm filming from your estate"
@julianbennison87434 жыл бұрын
His Birthday was almost a month ago. I wonder who has been in the estate finding the Mario toys. "WTF, why do I keep finding these things?" I hope Scotty from marketing is next.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24944 жыл бұрын
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
@TheRoacker1234 жыл бұрын
Anyone else get chills when they saw this?
@lachieh4 жыл бұрын
Its like hearing that there was footage of a train crash, and you rush over to the TV because you don't want to miss out. Can't wait to see how this plays out
@shaunferrero4 жыл бұрын
Yeah bruz
@lukeslayer4 жыл бұрын
Bruz it was an accident.
@banistersmind4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I had chills...in my peen which is super hard right now.
@alexphotoman4 жыл бұрын
It's his best work outside of "fatty mcfuckhead" !
@atashikokoni3 жыл бұрын
That was great. I'm not even Australian and I'd never heard of Giovanni before, but I love watching slimy politicians get destroyed. We need this in the UK.
@willowtdog6449 Жыл бұрын
We need this everywhere!
@LlibertarianGalt Жыл бұрын
bruz
@Clbull118 Жыл бұрын
I would watch the heck out of a UK knock-off of Friendlyjordies lampooning some Tories. Bonus points if it's a team from Newcastle called FriendlyGeordies.
@LlibertarianGalt Жыл бұрын
@@Clbull118 Lol you think Labour aren't in peoples pockets as well? Shits rotten no matter which side you swing.
@Clbull118 Жыл бұрын
@@LlibertarianGalt not disagreeing with you. British politics is almost as bad as Australian politics. As bad as Labour are at least they didn't drive us out of the European Union kicking and screaming because some xenophobic jerks didn't like Eastern Europeans and Muslims coming into our country.
@Rudimental134 жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped as soon as he said that they are filming at the Bruz estate.
@RealisticMgmt4 жыл бұрын
I don't even live in Australia but dang, this Giovanni guy seems like a real piece of work
@Tennyson_W054 жыл бұрын
Like most of the politicians here in Australia. All of them corrupt
@patrickdonoghue75224 жыл бұрын
That's just it... He isn't, he's just a moron in over his head. To weak not to sell out
@decarus8344 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and this just makes me want move to another country even faster.
@michaelsimpson56554 жыл бұрын
@@Tennyson_W05 both sides bad!
@pbhpbh13794 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why so many people in regional NSW have abandoned the National Party in favour of the Shooters Fishers and Farmers Party.
@Mikhail69Jerkov4 жыл бұрын
Someone nominate this man for an Order of Australia award for his outstanding services to our great country.
@thegr8yg4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately this will not happen as everyone that controls that hates him
@thecripplingestofdepressio26864 жыл бұрын
@@thegr8yg Fuck it then. We should just crowd fund for a fucking statue of him to be built instead.
@thegr8yg4 жыл бұрын
@@thecripplingestofdepressio2686 I second this motion
@jessbellis95103 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe that throne is something Bruz ACTUALLY OWNS.
@razor4208 ай бұрын
it is quite comical lmao
@katiewinston10944 жыл бұрын
Knowing that Bruz Barilaro will realise you're filming in his estate before anyone else watching this video makes me so happy
@griffinrails4 жыл бұрын
no mercy for stooges bruz
@monkeybomb12324 жыл бұрын
This one to the top bruz.
@davidallen52574 жыл бұрын
best one bruz
@McDoomerkin4 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes bruz, the level of corruption is actually staggering....
@Low7604 жыл бұрын
That's what got me too.
@justinw49014 жыл бұрын
Yep which is why we need an ICAC for federal and state governments.
@mikes784 жыл бұрын
@@justinw4901 as per independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/a-federal-icac-is-pointless-if-conducted-by-a-corrupt-government,13563 , "A Federal ICAC is pointless if conducted by a corrupt government". They need to go, unfortunately the malignant tumors aren't going anywhere until 2022 unfortunately.
@ethanburt43584 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH67o3-CiaahqsU
@oVoidhawko4 жыл бұрын
Bruhs, you are clearly not respecting the level of incompetent dix suckings that had to like happen to make this happen. Those inbred legend deserve every raise they get, if only for the hopes it propels them into the sun.
@danielbarlow3265 Жыл бұрын
My god how fire was this joke, over a minute’s worth of banter gone😂 9:22 10:26
@TheMwi98 Жыл бұрын
"Just to be sure, though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: 'Did you give tax money to Australia's oyster coast because your friend ran it?' To which he repeatedly said..." (In silly Barilaro voice) "It wasn't me! I didn't have shit to do with it! F*** off!" (Speaking normally) "Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. I think you can see where this is going. Labor got the documents, and wouldn't you look at that, Barilaro personally signed off on the deal! NSW labor then said, 'Maybe you should step down for at least being, y'know...'" (Covers himself in a questionable substance) "Slimier than me?" (slides on the floor while the Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) "Yaaay! ...You know what he said?" (In silly Barilaro voice) "But sir, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it, bruz!" (Speaking normally) "And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's failing business, he perjured himself nine times over. You usually go to jail for perjury once. Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she sees something that she doesn't like on the news, which is--" (In sad mom voice) "Ow..."
@LeafyDex Жыл бұрын
Sick beats though
@grandpacostotal4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a mocking of a politician as good as this. Laughed the whole way through, and my God the ending.
@jamie15324 жыл бұрын
Good for Yilmaz on graduating TAFE, I'm proud of him.
@MiysteryMisty4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine him getting home, seeing all the Mario shit, only to walk outside shake his fist and yell "JORDIEEEEEEEES"
@Lt.Gruber4 жыл бұрын
I bet he’ll be finding Mario paraphernalia for a while to come lol, open a tin of biscuits “Hey itsa me, Bruz”
@devantisdale23484 жыл бұрын
@@Lt.Gruber "How many did you find this week?" He asked the cleaner.
@Tennyson_W054 жыл бұрын
@@Lt.Gruber 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that comment I read in the Mario voice
@mikes784 жыл бұрын
In response to this video, Barilaro was quoted as saying "To imitate both myself and the Premier with such obvious distaste for our backgrounds is unacceptable.". Well why not stop treating this country as your own playground as that is honestly more distasteful and disrespectful.
@MiysteryMisty4 жыл бұрын
@@mikes78 Agreed. You gotta take your role seriously before you can start expecting respect.
@simmosmithson2343 жыл бұрын
I’m ashamed to say it took his Producer getting arrested for me to start watching this channel and their work.
@annieinwonderland3 жыл бұрын
Same I am on a pension so if I could would donate to the funds.
@jcosti4413 жыл бұрын
It's horrible and insane what happened to Kristo and his family, but because of how ridiculous it all was/is and how public it became, friendlyjordies has gained a huge amount of new supporters. Even though barilaro and those cops are digusting humans and that should not have happened, any publicity is good publicity.
@Joni_Tarvainen Жыл бұрын
Dude... Imagine how ashamed I feel to start watching his stuff only after his house got firebombed. I had heard of him mentioned by Isaac Butterfield, but after the firebombing when Charlie (Moist Critikal) informed about his "Who firebombed friendlyjordies" video just yesterday I started to binge Jordan's stuff. Dude is a treasure!
@theelltrain8985 Жыл бұрын
It took his house Getting fire bombed for me to notice he exists
@nmlss-r9 Жыл бұрын
@@theelltrain8985 This but I watched his collab with boy boy so I'm even more guilty
@morgandessart44154 жыл бұрын
Just imagining the smoke coming out of his ears when he sees Jordie is filming at his estate makes my heart warm
@jwbruckman4 жыл бұрын
$40 coming your way brother. Finally someone who gives a damn about Australian policitcs, and has enough intellect to affect. Fight The Power!
@ttv_mrjack67494 жыл бұрын
@webnothing exactly, entirely aus fault lmao. We got what we asked for basically. We're just now starting to realise our fuck up and starting to question it.
@K.0.D.4 жыл бұрын
webnothing sad truth. Aussie apathy, racism and greed has led to this bunch of tests in parliament.
@K.0.D.4 жыл бұрын
Tests = twats
@jwbruckman4 жыл бұрын
Aussies have never had to be politically active, we've had it too good for too long, and the last year's we've all been tucked away in our McMansions watching Netflix, and now China has bought up the Politicos and they are selling up the country. Wakey Wakey my dudes
@ttv_mrjack67494 жыл бұрын
@@jwbruckman Uh, you know the gov reserves the right to claim back all foreign-owned land right? Even regular citizens can have their ownership revoked.(ie to build a highway). I would not worry about China buying homes, we can just take em back if anything happens. Only issue is high rent prices.
@kendolandon4 жыл бұрын
Bruz: "Oh my god, stop calling me bruz!" Police: "Mr Barilaro, we traced the call, its coming from inside the house!" Jordan: *lurking in shadows in a Super Mario Costume*
@Hoboslayer19884 жыл бұрын
Then a whisper from a nearby cabinet "Itsa meeeeeee..."
@kendolandon4 жыл бұрын
@@Hoboslayer1988 Cue John Carpenter Remix of the Super Mario Bros theme and you've got the best horror film of 2020.
@murasakiahiru4 жыл бұрын
😄 Had to stifle my laughter as I'm reading these at the hospital waiting area.
@safez31244 жыл бұрын
@@murasakiahiru Laughter is the best medicine
@kendolandon4 жыл бұрын
@@murasakiahiru Hope you, or the person you're with, feel better soon. :)
@cfsfilms5091 Жыл бұрын
Considering this video caused Barilaro to use taxpayer money on a bug sweep for this disgustingly large property, we have to consider the high probability that the police came away from the sweep with nothing but a dozen or so mario toys.
@DelphanGruss4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've seen anyone in the comments section talking about this - but I deeply, deeply appreciate the beautiful use of the Mario soundtrack in the background. Tip top work F.J.
@Glitch_in_the_Matrix4 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong Country underwater level too
@evanpage28554 жыл бұрын
Yeah I tried to get mad at the content but the music was too good
@DelphanGruss4 жыл бұрын
@@evanpage2855 I want Giovani to go to prison - not just for his many, many, many crimes - but because I want the footage of his conviction to be accompanied by the 'Super Mario Game-Over' Jingle.
@ethanburt43584 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH67o3-CiaahqsU
@damx93854 жыл бұрын
especialy the build up when he reveals that he is filming in his house
@melaleucam84 жыл бұрын
It must be embarrassing being a journalist in this country and being (repeatedly) put to shame by a comedian with a camera and a KZbin page. What a weird dystopic media landscape we have.
@mosa46884 жыл бұрын
Mate you should see the local papers down here in Eden Monaro - heads so far up his arse they couldn't see the truth when it is right in front of them.
@ashleyadsett23024 жыл бұрын
Journalists don't have an appetite for this type of work because the organisations they work for don't want their political puppets being exposed for corruption.
@Drakkanna694 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone is doing something towards honest journalism. Keep up the awesome work you are doing. It's educating and enlightening many people.
@jarrodmcdonald99504 жыл бұрын
Bruh um.. do you realise all Jordy has done is read those 'journalists in this country's' work, put on a robe, repeat it and say "uh durrr" a few times?
@grief60524 жыл бұрын
The power relies heavily on who sways public opinion when it comes to journalism these days, and i think jordan’s doing a bang up job
@frank169993 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, none of these jokes are racist. They’re hilarious af
@HDXFH3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Rad1antCypher3 жыл бұрын
same
@vampyresgraveyard33073 жыл бұрын
Italians are not a race that's why it's not racist same thing if you make fun or jokes about Australians it's only racist if you make fun of or offend someone because of their skin colour dosen't matter what skin colour you are . So many people don't know the meaning/definition of racist or racism.
@mvubu68233 жыл бұрын
@@vampyresgraveyard3307 except the legal claim is racism
@vampyresgraveyard33073 жыл бұрын
@@mvubu6823 well it's not his a moron
@kentallard88523 жыл бұрын
The horses are being let into the Snowy Mountains precisely to tear it up. Once they're done with it its nothing more than grassland pasture - no more native wilderness to be protected and ideal for cattle to graze in.
@jordancoulton61564 жыл бұрын
Dissing the man from his own crib. Now that is gangsta jordan
@bigdude101ohyeah4 жыл бұрын
He's not even from the bush. He grew up and lives in Queanbeyan - essentially just the Penrith of Canberra.
@conn1e4 жыл бұрын
Eh it's regional not rural but still. Like Bungendore is twenty minutes drive and it's proper country.
@emptycoffin4 жыл бұрын
The black blacktown of Sydney.
@IrishDavaRox4 жыл бұрын
QBN is basically a NSW country town. 20 minutes from Canberra. I live in Canberra but work in Queanbeyan.
@janramonmartin4 жыл бұрын
@@conn1e bungendore hasnt been country for a decade, its just another outer suburb
@xyaeiounn4 жыл бұрын
One of the best reasons to hit someone's Patreon I've seen. The research is the weight, the delivery is the sharpness, making these clips into terrifying spears. Not just another opinion-piece channel.
@HamzaTrue2 жыл бұрын
Just watched this in federal court, thanks.
@DarthBobeth4 жыл бұрын
Someone has to edit Bruz's wikipedia page...time of death 9am today...
@GrumpyFinch4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying. What a burn.
@luxither73544 жыл бұрын
The only recent edit was the removal of the word "Bruz" on his Wikipedia image.
@andrewdale7864 жыл бұрын
That was the most savage shit I've ever seen. Legendary
@chrishickey53944 жыл бұрын
Oh God. I can only imagine he is going to be so pissed off at this He'll probably have an aneurysm.
@lamontmcleod24 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think he won't get it. And I'm serious. You need to be like, at least, "finishing TAFE" level smart to understand this video, even if you're the subject.
@DrZaius4 жыл бұрын
I think bruzzy first needs a basic amount of brain activity before he can have an aneurysm
@biggav884 жыл бұрын
We can only hope.
@OldGrey_Cat4 жыл бұрын
Hope he goes for comfort eating, I think he's been struggling to avoid looking like Palmer.
@RusselGosu4 жыл бұрын
@Logan McLean Regardless if they're funny or not (they are), the facts still hold up.
@Kay_Jay_Pea Жыл бұрын
This man is the definfition of chaotic good
@MrSrilax4 жыл бұрын
Jordies is one chemical accident away from becoming the joker, straight up super villain shit right here. Cant wait for him to rent koala killers Airbnb next.
@dy30014 жыл бұрын
Super villain? Jordan is quite literally the hero. The super villain is the evil bureaucrat taking advantage of his position for his own personal gain. Quite literally the definition of an evil villain.
@rickcraft74 жыл бұрын
The biggest chad move in the history of Australian politics, well played Jordie
@slump24464 жыл бұрын
Jordies increased his prop budget to enough for a cigar
@AndrejPanjkov4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's Barilaro's cigar...
@slump24464 жыл бұрын
@@AndrejPanjkov Nah probably just stuffs baccy in a cannelloni
@muzz99804 жыл бұрын
It sorta looks like a bar of chocolate
@nickball40713 жыл бұрын
re watching this bad boy to boost the algorithm to start recommending it again to more people after Kristo's arrest
@bobkelson114 жыл бұрын
This is the most brutal take down I've ever seen, I'm in awe. At first I thought you'd lost your mind with videoing yourself in the bath, the robes, the cigar, but it all completely made sense in the end. This is a masterclass of savage, there's got to be some kind of award for this kind knock out, maybe they could fashion an MMA belt out of a Walkley Award or something. Dude, absolutely amazing. This is your best ever work, I don't know how you could ever top this. It's like QOTSA's "Songs For the Deaf", how could this not be your peak? It's perfect.
@sned_music4 жыл бұрын
rob kelson baaaahaha best comment. I totally agree, def his best work ever, and the best takedown I’ve ever seen too - an utterly savage destruction
Calling it his peak would suggest he can only go down from here. I expect this is the first step, if anything. 😉
@gronguscrombite14084 жыл бұрын
gimme toro, gimme some more.....of these videos
@DarrenReidAu4 жыл бұрын
When the penny dropped about where you were filming the whole time was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Gold.
@anthonyquattro5844 жыл бұрын
You’re doing Australia a massive service exposing corruption Keep it up 🥳
@infazfouz92784 жыл бұрын
You are right ..any corruption should be called out! I think jordies has explained due to Murdoch owning a large proportion of media outlets... and their strong connection to the liberal party...incidents involving labour politicians are usually scrutinised a lot closer and called out..so he won't spend time doing the same thing
@hughjass24937 ай бұрын
I love how you just put music over the more colourful parts lmao
@Doughy32057 ай бұрын
He was forced to, cause bruz is a little bitch
@Vancityoliver4 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when he revealed he’s staying at his house. Jordies is shaping up to be the Jon Stewart of Australia
@bubblesmobi4 жыл бұрын
Like John Oliver mated with Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah.
@buddy82074 жыл бұрын
*Andrew Shultz. He’s the new Jon Stewart. Look him up.
@ore-tears-mo30164 жыл бұрын
why does everything have to be compared to what american's think is funny
@jbax7er4 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I bet I would have laughed too if i didn't happen to glance at the comments as the video was loading...
@jbax7er4 жыл бұрын
Great video none the less but that reveal must have been sweet.
@Sora_Beats4 жыл бұрын
Jesus crust, that ending? WHAT A POWER MOVE! I jumped up off the toilet seat at the reveal. I literally got chills.
@julesf4944 жыл бұрын
Mm Jesus crust
@rhyskt4 жыл бұрын
Nah, that was just the wee running down your legs mate
@omni4284 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, jordies is just a next level troll at this point
@adnamallerom41374 жыл бұрын
It’s in nobody’s best interest to grind Jordan’s gears 🤷♀️
@krisseraph4 жыл бұрын
@@adnamallerom4137 just smile and vote labor kid
@JimShorts104 жыл бұрын
He’s the superhero we never asked for, but we needed
@nhokonhokopuala4 жыл бұрын
I have to tell you, I liked you a LOT! But this, this never ending love 💕
@rachels9776 Жыл бұрын
bruh the loud music over some of the video is funny bc you know what was said hit hard
@theharvey4 жыл бұрын
The hype is real, so exciting that through Jordies' vids we are actually having an effect on the political landscape. Ty Friendly, for making us awake enough to care.
@kkkkaran4 жыл бұрын
bout time
@pickledcauliflowerdragonhunter4 жыл бұрын
OH man, when you made the reveal of where your filming. This is art
@Anubis20324 жыл бұрын
Oh neat, I thought this had died down, but it's come back, and now I can share something. I'm Italian Australian, and my father was the target of alot of genuine anti-Italian racism when he was growing up in the 60s and 70s. I double checked this with him, and not only is "bruz" or any wog-impression certifiably not racist, but according to dear old dad, it's not really possible to be racist against Italians in this day and age, we're not an "out" group anymore.
@UWGNick4 жыл бұрын
You can be racist against any "race". Not liking someone, or assuming certain attributes about and individual, solely due to their "race", is per definition racist. But i doubt there's any systematic racism against italians in australia today, nor do I consider Jordies portrayal of Barilaro especially racist as they are satirical comments based off traits he actually HAS. They just happen to follow the stereotype. *shrug*
@loganbrien78564 жыл бұрын
@@UWGNick burp
@jarrydwilson4 жыл бұрын
Whow wow wee wow....got'im
@c0rvu5albu5510 ай бұрын
honestly, its freaking hilrious to her music over the censored parts! Cause you know its the things that dealt out emotional dmg to bruz
@coldlama83704 жыл бұрын
"I [REDACTED] in both your guest houses" **Some Obscure Riff Starts Playing**
@SharmaForLlama4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "He was the spaghetti eating champion for 25 years and gets offended by my pointing out that he is Italian."
@feelingevaporated29124 жыл бұрын
Just commenting so this has slightly more momentum. Sad that basic research in journalism is often restricted to this channel, but that’s Murdoch
@Andrew-lc3lo4 жыл бұрын
Recommend Sean Doherty (@seano888 on instagram) another under appreciated journalist
@ciarancallaghan81664 жыл бұрын
Yeah lets just go wild on the commenting, increase the digital footprint
@Rad1antCypher4 жыл бұрын
good plan lads
@castle9165 Жыл бұрын
It's a fucking disgrace that it's been censored but some of that 8-bit music slaps. This video has some of the highest production value, I've seen.
@theodoremurphy35154 жыл бұрын
You’re doing Australia a massive service exposing corruption
@analchampion78113 жыл бұрын
I just people would do something about it. Corruption and fraud is normalized by Australian politicians. The most serious legal repercussion is being given the choice to step down. No wonder they think they're untouchable.
@yorksedits3 жыл бұрын
@@analchampion7811 I wanna take this comment seriously but ur name got me sus
@nednettapp3 жыл бұрын
@@analchampion7811 It's because they have the Rupert media on their side.
@clevelandwilliams59223 жыл бұрын
@@analchampion7811 We need leaders like John Curtain who lead by example and Joseph Lyon who struggle with the populace. If we had leaders of that caliber the Toyota Corona Virus wouldn’t be lingering on forever
@brianwalker19333 жыл бұрын
I fully expect these corrupt politicians end up in…the “can”. 😊👍👍
@austttttttt4 жыл бұрын
The 9 dislikes are obviously Gladis, Barilaro and their cronies. P.s Jordan if you see this I would love to hear an in-depth and hard hitting take on the current trial of Julian Assange!
@bjbaird65174 жыл бұрын
Or people from Newtown...
@riprider24 жыл бұрын
And the AUWU
@alphauniformsierraaustrali53024 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why the Australian government wants access to the algorithm, and that's why we shouldn't let it happen. Sign the petition to protect Australian independent news on KZbin, or else you'll be disliking 7 news with comments disabled, just because you have no freedom of speech in this country!
@naomibelet4 жыл бұрын
that's so trueeeee only it won't always be DISABLED comments because sooner or later an intern at the major news corps will tell them how to LIMIT their comment sections (and filter out keywords) which is even worse because then they'll have the APPEARANCE of "democratic audience feedback via comments", but really it's all a controlled image...just like TV right now. We really are living in the golden age of free speech with the window rapidly disappearing :((
@chrisp.lettuce89004 жыл бұрын
@Kath Beck I'd rather be tracked in a world with independent media than a world where social media networks are forced to share propoganda for a government that serves the elites that are ruining this country Also the propossed bill doesn't change what information google can retain so you're getting tracked either way, get a fake account and a vpn if you care about it so much
@callmewaves11604 жыл бұрын
@@naomibelet and it will only be comments in agreeance with their particular narrative, which is ultimately liberal because Rupert Murdoch has control and he is good friends with LNP
@THEedcbb34 жыл бұрын
@Kath Beck OP literally never said that the bill is going to pass straight away, they said to sign the petition against it straight away, because otherwise Google will probably start selling your data to companies so they can pay the government to be able to show you articles that you currently get for free, and then also have no control over the comments or recommendations for those articles because they're no longer allowed too
@larageerdink33914 жыл бұрын
Where can I sign said petition
@CubularCreeper Жыл бұрын
It's extremely fucked that your country doesn't let you use publicly available knowledge not just in your videos, but IN YOUR OWN DEFENSE IN COURT CASES. As an American, the Australian legal system is terrifying.
@REX-INRI-JESUS8 ай бұрын
Kangaroo courts. Need I say anymore. The system here is a joke. The level of violence used by the police here, against the disabled, homeless, mentally ill, etc, is disgusting, and the judges approve of it. Fiona Barnett !!!
@technyst4 жыл бұрын
This is maybe the greatest political content I have ever feasted my eyes on.
@dillonwarcup64264 жыл бұрын
Jordan's budget: 40% rental fees on the Barilaro Mansion 60% super Mario merch
@Nickexp4 жыл бұрын
Just a few weeks ago he was calling his attack on the AUWU 'the most pleasurable dismemberment I've embarked upon since burying Vice'. So in two years it went from Vice to shitty 'unions', then in like a week to, at a minimum, deputy premiers (Nationals will probably roll Bruz, and we'll see in time if the coalition survives or if the government does). So will Jordies be toppling prime ministers next month based on the current trajectory?
@belindamaiden4 жыл бұрын
We can only hope...
@LokiBeckonswow4 жыл бұрын
and hope we do
@josephmitchell54994 жыл бұрын
fingers crossed
@legion83284 жыл бұрын
This is the best paced shounen out there soon our mc will be prime minister of stOOOOge land
@utchilpatel1003 жыл бұрын
Make this go more viral. This is a masterpiece
@KadDadGamer2 жыл бұрын
It truly is ❤️
@ianburrell42984 жыл бұрын
The Trojan horse of Australian comedy in all its glory. Can’t think of another more brilliant set up and delivery.
@dawnxtreader79494 жыл бұрын
I really wish I could reply to this comment with a GIF The Chasers delivering a Trojan horse to Sydney Uni lol
@fds74763 жыл бұрын
@@dawnxtreader7949 Or Bin Laden to APEC...
@tanimuir85723 жыл бұрын
He’s a bloody legend 😂
@HugEBear424 жыл бұрын
"one man can't change the world" *Friendlyjordies*: "hold this Koala a moment, because im about to become public enemy number one"
@darklimeking3724 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen, 1 night at this estate costs 1850 PLUS the cleaning fee, with a minimum stay of 2 nights. John Barilaro is so clearly corrupt
@divkothari43393 жыл бұрын
Who would’ve thought that this little video would be the start of something so massive 👑
@potatoonastick2239 Жыл бұрын
Every time I think it's over, the saga continues
@haitchteeceeeightnineeight55714 жыл бұрын
I just checked on airbnb, and you haven't given it a Dungowan Estate a positive review yet. I read them all and there was none saying "Lovely place to host and film my birthday party."
@KovietUnionDefector4 жыл бұрын
I think it's going to be content for another great vid...if he does not do this he is missing another opportunity to expose this mafioso mario.
@socialistether67884 жыл бұрын
I am wondering if he sent a message asking if he can pick up some kids toys he left behind.
@MissViciousPeach4 жыл бұрын
I live nearby and I always wondered who owned it. I’m really disappointed now. Fun fact: The Windellama RFS saved the property from the oncoming Charleys Forest Fire. Pretty sure Barilaro hasn’t even thanked the brigade or even acknowledged the work they did.
@88888808888884 жыл бұрын
:o !!!!!!!!! At least they saved that lil wombat and the trapped hens and all the microbes in the earth etc...
@epicparade14 жыл бұрын
Incredible. This is what I want out of journalism.
@ski9k3 жыл бұрын
23:49 - OMG THATS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT PERMISSION TO FILM!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahhahaha
@cdr_bne3 жыл бұрын
I'm just here because of the arrest and defamation suit. This video is a national treasure.
@deejayvee3 жыл бұрын
Same. Never heard of friendlyjordies until the legal stuff made the news.
@danieljensen26263 жыл бұрын
Same, never heard of Friendlyjordies or John Barilari before (not Australian), but now I'm watching all his videos.
@williammcvie77223 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the recommendations NewsCorp.
@jonceasy85753 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
@ell82283 жыл бұрын
Now edited 😩
@Mwaffleman994 жыл бұрын
I’m Italian and I don’t find “bruz” offensive at all, suits the bloke well really.
@NorthernWilds4 жыл бұрын
So is Jordan so I doubt he’d really care either way. 😂
@feelingevaporated29124 жыл бұрын
Paniscus Media he’s not Italian but yea he’s in the same group of ethnicities Australians called “wogs” for a long time
@jakobjanzekovic41444 жыл бұрын
Paniscus Media he ain’t Italian
@ashj_20884 жыл бұрын
I identify as Italian and I'm not offended
@Wimmle4 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and haven't stopped doing the bruzzzzzz all day
@CEbbinghaus4 жыл бұрын
At this point im no longer sure if its jordie making politics into comedy or if politics have just devolved into something so absurd that makes anybody reporting on it into a comedian.
@callmewaves11604 жыл бұрын
The latter. Though it's likely been this absurd the whole time and nobody could accurately report on it because they would get gag ordered left,right and centre.
@sarahwilliams68634 жыл бұрын
The latter: but only if honest reporting...
@syphex80082 жыл бұрын
I have a 1080p uncensored version on my channel now if yall want that
@pilot87202 жыл бұрын
thanks brave warrior
@jessechardworks4 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is investigative journalism, performance art, or political assassination. So we will just go dutch and call it a beautiful combination of all three. Well done, Jordies, this is an astonishing piece of work. Chaser level execution.
@sandakureva3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@SammyAlashwal3 жыл бұрын
Yup it's all of the above.
@tommyproductions8913 жыл бұрын
it's called political trolling
@mikhailv67tv3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this one once again. This made me laugh the first time around but with the latest blow up involving the Fixated and Terror squad , clearly with not enough to do. I'll be buying a t shirt and looking forward to the trial.
@AndrewHarrisMan3 жыл бұрын
Lefty Journo's have the morals of a rat breed with a cockroach.
@johnroy45464 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit. The set was really off-putting until you revealed why. Turns out your a God dam genius 🤣🤣. Keep up the good work 🤙
@bobkelson114 жыл бұрын
john roy agreed. I though he’d lost the plot. Went from “WTF? What are you think Jords?” to “You’re a genius”.
@JH-wg7xe4 жыл бұрын
"I'm filming in your estate" is the best reveal of all time lol.
@Thebiggestgordon Жыл бұрын
9:20 - 10:25: Just to be sure though, NSW parliament asked him over and over: "Did you give tax money to australias oyster coast because your friend ran it?", to which he repeatedly said: (imitation) "it wuzzen me, i didden have shit to do with it f*ck off". Or words to that effect. Nine times over. Under oath. Think you can see where this is going. Labour got the documents, and look at that. Barilaro personally signed off on the deal. NSW labour then said: "Maybe you should step down, for at least being... you know... slimier than me! YAYYYYYY" (slides on floor seductively). You know what he said? "But sir, it was an accident, a didden mean to do it bruz". And that was that. Not only did he use the public's money to prop up a friend's faiing business, he perjured himself. Nine times over. You usually go to jail for committing perjury once. Let that sink in. And then do what your mum does when she hears something that she doesn't like on the news, which is "Ohhh 💅"