Bryan Callen If He Starred in Taken

[@b1gbuck]

Whose random reel collection did you go through to find this fantastic footage from 1925

[@hueydao8637]

“Master Callen Demonstrates First Public Premier of Kung-Fu - Colorized”

[@MrBlack252]

The second he started talking about what he'd do to those guys all I heard was Joe Rogans voice saying "No, you'd be dead"

[@AUSHARDSTYLE]

Need Chris Delia to walk on stage during this bit with his arms crossed and say “like dudeee what are you doing” 😆

[@jrodv2]

Oh how the turns have tabled..

[@SportTalkForDummies]

Callen “not fucking children”

[@wyattschechter8475]

This kid really is a master of Kung Fu (Khōn-Fu 功夫)

[@peterplant2669]

I appreciate how hard it is to be funny with a stand-up comedy act. Callen is halfway there. He's standing up.

[@jodyb2924]

It be called took, because callen ain't bringing anybody back

[@thestuffmikedoes2309]

How does this not have more likes? 😂😂😂

[@erikmarchesejr8653]

Holy shit lmao Bryan Callen RULES!

[@jctxyz]

Me too Bryan. All of them.💖

[@brandoncausey645]

Every piece of stand-up I've ever watched from this guy literally revolves around this exact premise I think I've already seen this joke on the 18 other specials

[@cagethekyle6493]

Hes so old his jokes are old too.

[@DarkseidMikie]

What’s your standup revolve around?

[@poprocksminneapolis]

He’s just terrible.

[@Publiclighthouse]

I can picture Napoleon Dynamite pulling off those same moves.

[@MrShaw619]

This was funny !! lmfao ...

[@Critical_Rick]

Awe...what a cute baby ostrich 🤗🤗🤗

[@matthale8090]

Master Callen. ✊

[@theateroftheabsurd2168]

That guys hair looks great!!

[@conduit89]

Never realized, this is who Mac is, in real life

[@zekesalazar7643]

Crypt Keeper looking still ancient

[@MehOMy]

....until next time....ahhahahhhhaaaa!

[@overtimesportsbetting2821]

This was funny imo

[@squintygreeneyes]

he is like a ‘wayy better aged’ Dane Cook,..

[@edenkenny1361]

Just brilliant 😂

[@englishbulldog94]

Reminds me of Dane cook back in the day

[@vperkv6554]

Take note lil joey Rogan, this is how you do stand up. You know, when your actually funny.

[@bterwin9887]

WhhhhOOOO ARE YA?!??

[@ToxicBottledOstrichNostrils]

This was in the comedy section?!?

[@bterwin9887]

When chin and uncle bry gonna move around?

[@tullzz2]

Who edited in the laughing? Almost seemed real but we all know it’s not. Anyway that Delia guy really knows how to obliterate a room am I right or wha

[@JahEerie]

How many 'comedians' wouldn't exist without Rogan?

[@Yakushii]

I don't know. Seven?

[@JahEerie]

@@Yakushii That's probsbly a good guess. Joe should get royalties 😉

[@realblackmilky]

LMAO

[@steec6713]

Callen Pre Lids

[@TDub833]

?

[@elvisalexandru3012]

People don’t find it funny because the punch line was cut. He’s not milking the macho joke, it leads to a cowardly funny moment .

[@lucrative6477]

Atleast he doesn’t steal jokes like Tom segura.

[@Whoopsydayzee]

What?

[@eoinkelly2135]

Low and loose

[@mauriciohernandez116]

Ryan Sullivan elaborate

[@lucrative6477]

Mauricio Hernandez his entire joke about scared straight and BIKES! Was stolen from Anthony cumia on an episode of opie and Anthony. Word for word at certain parts.

[@theateroftheabsurd2168]

Theogate

[@Garanon5]

Hilarious

[@thevelointhevale1132]

'Cringe' ... this is therapy for Callen ... not comedy ... people laughing don't know he's actually serious.

[@rohitaheibam577]

This is a crime scene

[@anthonyrosa4973]

He looks uncomfortable holding a mic

[@DazzlingDavidoff]

Kong Fu

[@thewalkingdad4537]

Man Dragon

[@sayros6711]

Hey Bry......you fifty.

[@wallacehardiniii9038]

Bryan and Brendan are ridiculously not funny compared to their friends Delia and Von. They should choose better friends. Lol!

[@HeyYaKnow]

I love Callen on podcasts, but his standup is meh.

[@gb8641]

He needs new material...

[@jayoneill5944]

Callen lucky he's got friends in high places he be on skid row if it weren't for Joe rogans friendship

[@lukem8420]

Stick to podcasts my man.

[@alexanderkramer1146]

Not funny

[@martinchristian597]

He paid them to laugh at the jokes?

[@blakejones6648]

I’m just an open mic comic. But come on

[@Dyang05]

I didn’t know that the coronavirus made you delusional as well. Strange symptoms.

[@martinchristian597]

i thought i would change my mind, hes still not funny

[@grizzy77]

Neither are you. A lot more people think he’s funny than you. Hence the laughs. What are you doing besides bitching about a comic not being funny? You’re parents are ashamed how you turned out but their not bitching about on KZbin

[@dannyh5937]

I don't think this was funny at all. Where was the joke? Was there a punchline? It seems like he tried to cover a terrible joke with physical humor. Not funny.

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

Boring

[@raeyadmasu1590]

Nahh, you just don’t get it

[@robinpletcher156]

Chris Delia fan?

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

@@raeyadmasu1590 Hardly the most sublte, complex and nuanced comedy to grasp.

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

@@robinpletcher156 the youngest guy you've ever met ;)

[@idkman09]

I’ve gave this guy 3 chances to say something remotely funny... cmon Rogan.

[@ChodyRay]

His stand up sucks, as most stand up sucks, but hes actually kinda funny when he does podcasts with other comedians

[@MrJ-ro1yr]

Dont forget, Rogan, a self-proclaimed comedian, DIDNT get paid 100mil for being funny.

[@devadasn]

One of many below average comedians riding joe rogans coat tails

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

And you gotta make your way through all their videos leaving negativity? Run along now it’s getting late and you have a lot of work ahead of you!

[@xrmighty]

That's not nice

[@HumblePeon2]

he's way better than schaub

[@JP-wk7cc]

Nonononono Callen is the best out of that whole crew. He makes fun of himself as a narcissistic character instead of constantly just commenting on “you ever notice X, people who do Y are dumb amirite???” And his story comedy is openly absurd, not trying to sound like a hyperbolized real thing that happened.

[@MrJ-ro1yr]

Rogan is a below average comedian. I mean he didnt get paid 100mim for being funny.