Bryan Callen: Man Tears | STAND UP COMEDY SPECIAL

[@shanehurley4414]

As a man that’s been through both world wars and the the Great Depression, he’s got a unbelievable sense of humor.

[@Jeffro5564]

He was there when man first step foot on earth

[@bellicose2037]

As a man who been through both civil wars (jan 6/ 1860 summin( I can say with confidence

[@daysl33per]

Bro there’s no way you been thru both world wars chill out

[@kevinfinnerty69]

You lie the way Bryan lies about his non-consensual sex with women.

[@skinnner112]

w8 whaaaat you actualy like this fool?====

[@HermanCrause]

Thanks

[@cv144]

Kept the spirits high with his first special during the Great Depression and continues to do it to this day.

[@DammDamian]

This comment is gold

[@meredithgrubb4497]

Huzzah!!

[@gourmayo]

LOL

[@someguy0089]

This man is sharing 94 years of experience with us. May he live another 6+ years.

[@ToasterBurner35]

I’ve always said Bryan is the best post-war comic

[@mrbushyhead9463]

Which one?

[@RockWonder210]

@@mrbushyhead9463 Civil

[@ericricker3973]

My grandpa grew up watching this guy!!! He made me watch and I’m glad I did. How they remastered this to look so modern is amazing!!!

[@shallwe1092]

That’s brilliant

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

its crazy how Bryan was like 70 years older than those girls

[@ArkAquaria]

This man is 81 out here doing his thing. So inspiring

[@anthonybui1531]

Keep him off bicycles

[@brockbenavides7185]

97*

[@robfield2302]

He was born in 1967.

[@chrischris5510]

@@robfield2302 1867

[@rickeykoga2312]

I'd truly thank my stars if I could move like Bry at 91

[@grantgorman813]

I like Brian’s comedy. My father showed me his comedy, like his father before him

[@DCANTIN56]

This is great.

[@YimmyYames513]

How does he pronounce Afghanistan? 😜 Hopefully the same as his father 😂

[@infiniteoptimal]

How fucking young was your father when he had you for your grandfather to know about Bryan Callen’s comedy 😅

[@thegiftedone]

Now take your father’s place and stand by my side!

[@Tacit_Tern]

Walked 5 miles uphill, just to see him.... both ways.

[@El_PeMeX]

Wrinks killed it with this special. 92 years old and still full of life and so much energy.

[@Monsterenergy791]

To be the same age as Biden and still have this level of energy is incredible - hats off to you Mr. Callen, you've been an inspiration for over six decades.

[@jesseolson9879]

How old is he?

[@Hitched14]

@@jesseolson9879 Atleast 79

[@doingfreakythings9290]

@@Hitched14 your off by atleast 10 years, my great grandparents talked about seeing him perform in the 1930s it was tough times during the depression but they could count on Bryan to make them laugh

[@SiArks1]

Mid 80s

[@jimmccarthy6276]

So true

[@ONURdullak2010]

This had me cracking up, I love his humour and comedy, my grandfather told me about Brian and how he used to listen to his comedy as a child, Brian looks fantastic for a 93 year old. Keep up the good work Brian love your stuff.

[@mattjns]

👏🏼 best one 😂

[@doglog5748]

There’s no need to include the second U in the word humor.

[@LianeSpicer]

@@doglog5748 Humour is how it is spelled in England... You know, the place that INVENTED the ENGLISH language. And also in the dozens of places in the world that were colonized by England. You're welcome.

[@doglog5748]

@@LianeSpicer which is why America removed the unnecessary letter in the word humor. Btw, I’m totally joking around

[@wottevva]

Thanks Bryan

[@K1ngAlexander]

This is insane, from black and white specials to 4k. This man has over 8 decades of solid work. Bravo ya’ grey gaaaae owl.

[@BobaTheMonarch]

Thanks!

[@CRF1994]

I remember when my family and I drove miles to the nearest record store for the midnight release of Bryan's first special on vinyl, fond memories i have

[@dale1070]

His first special was actually on carrier pigeon.

[@TopBananna]

@@dale1070 that's a misconception, his first album is actually written in hieroglyphs on a pharos tomb in Egypt

[@Simsimma33]

His first special was actually a chapter in the bible

[@dale1070]

@@Simsimma33 he is actually Eve. The first transwoman. When people ask what a woman is they should say "Brian Callen"

[@dale1070]

@Bevan Ward HEY EVERYBODY!!!! ITS BEVAN THE I BIT KILLER JONES

[@ed8635]

This special is fantastic! So happy to see his star rise in the last few years of his life. Callen had so much energy for a senior citizen. A true elder statesmen. Soon, you will be missed.

[@alexzent234]

I started reading this comment thinking wow finally a comment not talking about his age and then it went downhill from from there

[@robertdriscoll9691]

Xnxx

[@dalak27]

Back when the wheel was invented in Lower Mesopotamia, Bryan Callen was watching a pride of Lions take down a gazelle and his first animal joke popped into his head. He's been refining that animal based material ever since and this special is the culmination of that 6,000 years of refinement. As you can imagine, after all that work it is BLOODY FANTASTIC..

[@TheJokerx420]

Whys that sound like something he would say? Or think is funny af lmfao

[@christinagonzalez44]

Thanks! Love the Special, love you, and love how you guys stick together through it all. #MANDRAGON

[@TheJaJe.]

Can’t believe you gave money to a rapi$t

[@bobbythelostjuggalo3507]

Yeah, the old man is doing really well for 82.......... so energetic for a senior citizen his age

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

@@TheJaJe. we all pay taxes without batting an eye

[@TheJaJe.]

@@areyoutheregoditsmedave you’re *willingly* giving your money to a certified rapist. Hope that feels good

[@OzLeedsCrew]

His first special was back in 1934 and he's still crushing, way to go ManDragon 👍

[@MIGHTYSPIDEY89]

dont call him that

[@OzLeedsCrew]

@@MIGHTYSPIDEY89 stop me

[@RedZedHeadTV]

you can spot him in an old Chaplin film

[@OzLeedsCrew]

@@RedZedHeadTV ..or as a featured extra in a Buster Keaton film

[@zac3392]

That’s “El Gato” to you, mister…

[@CreoleCassanova]

Tremendous special, went from washing dishes at The Last Supper to an amazing comic 💪

[@glowinthedarksoul]

LMFAOOOO!!

[@sillynelson1]

Its so inspiring to see him still doing it, even in his late 70’s

[@sumguy1129]

You are not funny stop trying

[@ilhamn3430]

Ari shaffir is in his 80s and still doing it also

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

Just clicked 78.

[@nugs562]

@@ilhamn3430 hahahahahaha omg that was so funny , stfu

[@badabing7044]

Don't change the resolution.. 4K may have been a mistake

[@CharDeeMCD]

This old man has some real talent. If he can stay away from controversy I think he'll have a long and successful career.

[@Gorillapino]

I have to try and hold back the tears thinking, with him pushing 80, that we may have witnessed his last special. #LifeRips

[@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads]

#life rips #jeans

[@bobbythelostjuggalo3507]

#babie-Cult

[@kewltony]

LA Times real quiet since this special dropped

[@777thetruth2]

What are you talking about, he's only 55?

[@777thetruth2]

@@kewltony Why?

[@rickyyg26]

My condolences for the loss of your childhood friend Callen. Long live the queen!

[@Jrocx850x]

This is Bryan’s best special yet! Thank you old man for still doing the damn thing!

[@AntonioManaligod]

Bryan deserves all the success! And he looks so good for 97.

[@Yarikk734]

Unbelievable, this guy has been killing it since the 60s man.

[@nav3936]

Better than 99% of Netflix specials

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Lol at the bots Callen bought 😂

[@HughJorgan09]

He knocked it out the park!

[@dude124353]

@@yehheapsmadaybut I'm not a bot and I agree with the comment... most netflix specials are shit. This special has heart, experience and Callen doing animal impressions. Couldn't ask for more.

[@lynchinjesus]

Gringo papi?

[@CHSN-1]

Yeah dude he’s got this stand up stuff figured out. Watch this and then watch gringo Papi lol it’s a completely different experience

[@MexicanMartialArts]

Still the BEST, man!! “Grenade!!” 🤣🤣

[@devinmoran59]

Grandmaster

[@tokyobandito]

this was good

[@singlespeedsoulja8415]

Jessayyyyyy!!!!

[@LEOhopeful]

Look at how far he's come- From a long career in Vaudville, to starring in 113 silent films, and now crushing stand up #DorianGray #Wrinks #OldGayOwl

[@Mrderful]

🤣 Vaudeville

[@HYLND]

Finally released a special at age 75 ❤️ you’re never too old!

[@jasras5003]

He wanted to wait until his senior discount activated

[@w84me12]

감사합니다.

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

ROK > DPRK

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

Damn Bryan! Dropping this great special out of nowhere like this! Always glad to see you live and on the tubes.

[@rhysperegrine5100]

You'd never guess this guy is over a hundred years old. He looks amazing

[@maricuchisdelafuente]

Some where Chris Delia is saying upssssssssssssssss watching this. 🦅✅

[@maricuchisdelafuente]

41:20

[@kalhamm3r]

This deserves SO MUCH MORE credit than it gets. It's supremely hilarious, and is mostly clean comedy as well. One of my new favorite comedians.

[@-xirx-]

The rapey man does mostly clean comedy??

[@nikbj23]

callen is a legitimate comedian with substance

[@jayjayjay365]

well he has been doing it since the Victorian era so onee would hope so

[@emill2119]

Maybe with A* substance

[@clippzzorito1420]

The complete opposite of you know who.

[@emill2119]

@@clippzzorito1420 feel like they're actually pretty similar.. feel like they gotta rely on these bro characters when on stage.. both very corny

[@technicaIIyspeaking]

hey say something with substance

[@dayne9240]

'Ole Plug McGee

[@gregbrinson7439]

Fuckin plug McGee got me too

[@eugenedelahot-croixbun8910]

Ol Rapey McRape

[@michaeljoyce4415]

Eyelids McGillicuddy

[@grahamgabriel]

Lol what a damn smooth plug

[@NigelOdinson]

Oh you lot also got sucked in by the subtlety of it too did you??

[@Anubis.6256]

Callen is one of the few "comedian Podcasters" who actually has solid stand up that I can watch without wanting to die.

[@TheNbbb]

Same, i love jre but fuck rogans cringe stand up

[@BryanCallenComedy]

Thanks?? I think?

[@kogrady2409]

@@BryanCallenComedy 😂😂😂

[@steveo1060]

@@BryanCallenComedy and it's free so no one feels ripped off. Very new age bruh

[@powershift2024]

B-b-b-beast of pawdcaster, b.

[@ImmortalAbsenon]

I’m grateful that I live in a time where we finally have the technology to colourise this footage, history’s important

[@TyGosketch]

Bryan has over his 80+ year mastered moving a mans emotion from left to right, Thenm right again. I laughed so hard at this special. The Rhono VS The Giraffe was epic.

[@ziny82]

This special is funnier than 95% of specials on Netflix . Why he didn’t get a deal is baffling.

[@jacklindsey9785]

Probably on account of him being a rapist

[@phoenixpheenom]

📠

[@Kaotik_Monkey]

Netflix is super woke. Bryan is not

[@Jawbone_666]

@@Kaotik_Monkey you know they have Dave chappelle, Ricky Gervais and Joe rogan on their service yes?

[@PAXmusic]

@@Jawbone_666 Joe Rogan created Brendan Schaub so he wasn’t the most unfunny standup on the planet. Gervais is a different level to them all granted.

[@johnme60]

I came from the flagrant podcast. I just discovered a new gem. I don't know much about you personally. But it's good to watch a person's art who actually know something about life have some perspective. As much I've know you. You are good person and a good comedian Bryan. I wish you good luck for anything you do.

[@patrickkathambana4112]

The comments section here is pure gold! Great special tho, so glad a man who lived through both world wars still has the energy to be this funny

[@Rodge_Correa]

With this performance he’s once again guaranteed the international council of comedic experts award 🥇

[@alakazaam4292]

comedy store press release been reeeeal quiet since this dropped

[@Rodge_Correa]

@@alakazaam4292 😂😂

[@dreadyboy666]

That was awfully nice of the retirement home to let him out and perform for an audience.

[@StackRunItUp]

Brendan’s at home holding back tears 😂😂

[@phonechecked]

A lot of victims are from this special being released.

[@dtown902]

Tears and suspicion from his wife. Lol

[@richardcrawford1859]

@@phonechecked a lot of victims?…… owwww yeh course you’re right… those 2 liars that said something happened 20 years ago and never mentioned it again… and Bryan faced no criminal charges and we’ve not heard anything about it ever since like what usually happens with lies….. got ya… those victims 👌👍

[@therearenonamesinthevoid5772]

I love that the KZbin algorithm is doing what it was supposed to be designed to do, and bring like 8 Callen specials I was previously unaware of.

[@David_Lo_Pan]

Indeed! Where've you been, bro?

[@Frosmad]

This was real funny, funnier then 90% of standup specials on Netlifx etc. GJ Mandragon you crushed it!

[@IIOver9000]

mandragon 🤘🏼

[@christinaschwalbe3061]

than*

[@SDsimplelife]

Octaroon

[@dayman9432]

Wow man this was the funniest stand up ive seen in a long time! Killed it

[@_thomaswarburton]

I genuinely laughed out loud multiple times. Most specials don't make me do so. Well done Bryan 🤠

[@markivan5324]

same i LOL this was unexpectedly good

[@drako5272]

On GOD good shit B!

[@mrniceshoes2118]

It’s true lol

[@dyingaether]

Absolutely love this special, great stuff Bryan! My dad was complaining that specials suck these days (just turned 70) and i put this on and it completely shifted his view. Made for a great night and viewing. Next time you're in Toronto area, we'll be there.

[@nickkline6660]

“Don’t blink” this special is great

[@nathancarr7588]

I hope this special gets the eyeballs that it deserves!! It's funnier than 90% of the specials out there 🙌

[@zaypierson6255]

Agree !! I had to leave a few comments to provide a bump in the algorithm

[@nathancarr7588]

Fake comment lol what?

[@Last_Chance.]

​@@gamehackstv4539 don't be such a salty little beta smdh

[@Waagghhboy]

This was funny asf. Thank you Bryan we appreciate you

[@BryanCallenComedy]

And I you.

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

@@BryanCallenComedy We 'preec

[@Sergeant666]

It's a real injustice that this hasn't reached a mil and Andrew Schultz weak ass over here killing it.

[@lennymejia4509]

Bryan callen is underrated or people just havent heard of him. Hes funny as fuck. Hes a kid at soul roots. Happy for him.

[@irondick6468]

THATS MY BOY SKRIBBAL ON THE INTRO!!

[@frankmardukas577]

Remember key & peele try not to laugh at your friend crying 😂😭

[@ryrossssin]

This special is incredible, so under rated

[@Anthony-kd4rz]

Suprisingly funny! Laughed harder then most netflix specials

[@mattheff882]

Bit Killer Jones actually killed his bits in the good way, get it Byron Callem 💪🏽

[@ramoage15]

One of the funniest specials I’ve seen in a long time!

[@wishmaster4089]

'John, you gotta try this bread... John?' Had me in stitches. So glad Callen is still doing his thing

[@chrisakers7824]

Brian never disappoints.

[@philmongeau4507]

This is your best special yet - well done, man.

[@raul_lozanomusic]

This special is hilarious 🤣🔥

[@XxTreyvonxX]

I don't normally donate but it seems a crime this is free.

[@slumpdpapiii8038]

Wow this is what I call REAL COMEDY. Me and my Wife’s Boyfriend can’t stop laughing that he might actually let me sleep on the Bedroom Floor tonight!!!! Thank God for this Comedic Genius keeping Stand Up Comedy alive. Dunno if y’all were aware but there’s only about 1000 of these guys left, keep doing the Lords Work Mr. Callen, your truly a National Treasure 🙏😂👌

[@JoE_Songs]

yep. comedy and philosophy gold. piece of art. hilariously funny. f***ing love it

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

only a handful of 1000 comics left in a world full of pedestrians

[@troysorensen1089]

We gonna act like he didn't say wife's boyfriend?

[@ericray7173]

There are exactly 250…

[@JJ-no8fk]

Bryan you’re the best. Never seen a special I didn’t laugh at

[@PlayboyKev]

Don’t break the streak by watching any of schaubs

[@PlayboyKev]

Don’t break the streak by watching any of schaubs

[@powershift2024]

Special seems kinda rapey, it is Callen though.

[@danielmayen6545]

Gringo Papi

[@ahmedelbadri2635]

I have not laughed this much while watching a comedy special in a long time. Amazing work.

[@BryanCallenComedy]

🙌🏼

[@Azoria4]

@@BryanCallenComedy good shit Bry.

[@KM-ts6co]

@@BryanCallenComedy this was really good Bryan. God damn boy I was dying

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

@@BryanCallenComedy Eliza Schlesinger stole your bit. You know? .... the Scandinavian leg Trot.

[@JStock1032]

@@CHINESE_PRIDE and he stole Sam's angles bit

[@mangaas]

That's a great 50 minute impression of Dane Cook.

[@multimandan]

People suffering from chronic insomnia should definitely watch this.

[@tonyf.6640]

Wrinks, Been watching you since the Ten Min Pod days. You are the man Bryan, can’t wait to see you perform in person! Great work- the epitome of a true comic. 🙏🏼

[@coltonburge1450]

Do you like what he did/said to Bobby Lee

[@nate6795]

He’s amazing

[@nate6795]

@@twerktospec he’s really funny actually. I’m a comedy nerd. The whole thing is funny. I have to admit his little power stance is cringe but the jokes are good.

[@tonyf.6640]

@TwerkToSpec Yes, I like him. Why? Because he is the Man Dragon- tamer of all bird species. The man once s*cked-off 27 dudes for taxi fare and STILL jogged home after. He is a man of resilience and I respect it. As for punch lines, he has a few. Like striking his friend when he attempted to show once ounce of emotion. His son collecting shells where all the chomos hide. He is animated and the jokes have subtle punches throughout the premise/storyline. He is consistent and well, I just like the guy. As for what he said to Bobby, didn’t like it. Dude is still funny as hell. Kinda how I didn’t like how Michael Jackson diddled kids- yet, I still play Thriller when I am cleaning the kitchen. 🤣

[@alwaysadaptive]

Easily the MOST underrated comedian in the world. Yours is coming Bryan, long time fan. Keep crushing KZbin like you have been.

[@powershift2024]

Wrinks is 108yrs old, the only thing coming is a dirt nap.

[@GNOME_666]

Brian crushes once again, somehow manages to keep topping his previous specials 🔥🔥

[@garrettharding1657]

bryan*

[@powershift2024]

@@garrettharding1657 he's not very bright...

[@zakkforchilli]

Haha Callen your specials are underrated man.

[@arschtridlindgreen2558]

I'm crying some man tears right now.

[@teish]

This special would have been funny if it came out 5 years ago

[@rhmotes]

@@teish yall love to hate man

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

@@teish why

[@GenesysRider23]

@@teish And it’s funny now. What’s your point?

[@teish]

​@@GenesysRider23 They are all hack jokes now

[@trigger_please]

Amazing stuff Callen! Best special I’ve seen in awhile

[@Setchcb]

Didn't it get released 19 mins before you made this comment? So you haven't even watched the majority of it?

[@trigger_please]

@@Setchcb it was the best special I’ve seen in awhile

[@JammyTom]

@@Setchcb I thought it was very good

[@arvinddittakavi8532]

Lol no way you watched the special

[@trigger_please]

@@arvinddittakavi8532 i watched the entire special

[@bromsherwood7739]

I love that this special is straight up just the actual insecure bryan behind the goofy character(funny af by the way). It's really refreshing to hear bryan explain his thought process behind how he views the world and why he is the way he is. It made me appreciate bryan a lot more than I already did

[@justcruzin17]

Always good to rejoice every few years for a Bryan Callen special and sit down knowing I am in some way joining in and connecting with all of Bryan’s fan.

[@christopherallen9580]

I agree. He's taken the funny to 11 on this special!

[@vinjutasrek920]

TMP

[@neurohack9038]

I can’t stand him. He’s not funny at all. He needs to just retire and admit defeat.

[@vinjutasrek920]

@@neurohack9038 yet here you are

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Every single one of you guy

[@etchoogifts]

What a brilliant special! I laughed so much it almost made me cry but I’m a man so I took my emotion and turned it straight in to rage. No crying here 👊

[@PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads]

There's no crying in youtube!

[@Joaremy]

Finally another Bryan Callen Stand up and incredibly funny stuff, plus he is so brave at his age to be doing this sort of thing

[@Pokitchange86]

I think he almost slipped a hip at one point

[@grahamwalden2867]

You can tell it's funny by all the definitely real bursts of explosive laughing.

[@bkrendan12]

@@grahamwalden2867 …have you ever been to a Callen show? It’s expensive, but the room is loud the entire time

[@needfoolthings]

​@@bkrendan12That's the geriatric audiences combined tinnitus you hear there.

[@vintageowlrecordings3394]

Complicated apes and Man Tears are both works of art Brian, well done!

[@drmegroekle]

Never Grow Up is his best, I think. But all of them are 🏆

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Bryan’s material has mostly always been great he’s got such a unique whit about him.

[@kutark]

Favorite bit was him talking about his son with the well behaved dogs. Knew a kid just like that growing up and that impression was spot on.

[@cyberneticthezero]

Callen is a Legend!

[@lukasvilla2657]

I'm typically very cynical and it's hard to make me laugh but I laughed out loud a few times watching this. Good shit man!

[@firstlast476]

amazing how a comedian can make you laugh which has nothing to do with being cynical 👍

[@lukasvilla2657]

@@firstlast476 I just like using cool words so I can sound smart

[@FezzyBigCat]

rapist supporter. Sad.

[@TheGrant45]

@@lukasvilla2657 you did neither

[@larryperkins5457]

Bryan feels like a close friend to anyone who is a fan bc he wears that old, wrinkled, hardened artery heart on his sleeve and puts it on display day after day, city after city and we love him deeply for it. Fantastic material/delivery even though I messed up trimming my beard laughing so hard at this (wish I could share the pic) but it doesn't matter bc the man dragon is on fire! Keep em coming brother

[@camw6990]

Couldn't have worded it better myself.

[@debbiestarman4485]

I watch a LOT of stand up comedy specials and this guy is the best I've seen since I first saw him over 76 years ago.

[@Kaskaskiaflood]

Dropped the fightcast for this!

[@idleoptic3639]

Bryan, thank you man! Saw this live in Wisconsin not too long ago. You were fantastic and the special is a nice polished improvement. Glad to see you bounce back and make us laugh again.

[@craigmills6275]

One of the most underrated stand up comedians of our time. Legit never saw a bad stand up set from the kid.

[@powershift2024]

The 87yr old kid.

[@BmikeP]

Honestly I'll watch this 100 times

[@bradg.8577]

Great special!! Really enjoyed it!! Nice to see a comic just being themselves on stage instead of pacing and yelling for no reason.

[@karinamay72]

Great work Bryan .. I love your physical storytelling!!!!!

[@Blaze-cq1hc]

It is so weird to me how Rogan never talks about Callen's comedy! Very underrated comic! Good job bud!

[@izramirez7756]

It’s jealousy

[@Blaze-cq1hc]

@@izramirez7756 I think you are right! Joe is soooo bad at comedy, and Callen is a natural talent .. Joe sucks, man! And I'm sure he sucks men too

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

My uncles great grandmother told me about bryan, he used to be her favorite 20’s vaudeville actor ..amazing he’s still got it

[@timm2824]

First Brian Callen special I've seen and I'm impressed. I laughed out loud more than most specials I've seen. Recommended guys. Watch it all

[@justinfrei547]

Go watch his other specials. They never disappoint

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

You're clearly watching the wrong specials, but that's not your fault, you've just been lied to for years.

[@timm2824]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Good one.

[@prophetjones253]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull for real has he not seen man class

[@tripninick8597]

Probably his best work. In my top 10 specials for sure.

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@@drewdonaldson6660 Ah shut up. Bryan killed this shit.

[@danielkeegan6002]

@@drewdonaldson6660 I know you liked your own comment lol

[@powershift2024]

Callen is a true murdlerer, cawlmedy gold...