BS Creepypasta Storytime: Kingdom Hearts Cathedral Glitch

[@Yuriofwind]

I hope you're all having a nice month, and I hope someone enjoys the video, Happy Birthday

[@brogamin179]

happy birthday, i absolutely love your content and have for a long while now~

[@Miromoto]

Happy birthday dude, mission accomplished, I enjoyed the video

[@STARSVeteran]

The heat sucks, I’m sorry you’re sick. Happy birthday!

[@velvetbutterfly]

It was unclear to me if it was infact delayed a week, Happy Birthday

[@Renni_Jay]

Happy birthday, get some rest and tale care of yourself

[@cheesemonkeyc]

“Fighting yellow-eyed shadow monsters in an endless void on a stained-glass platform set to eerie music is so lame. What if the monsters had red eyes instead? Ahh, now I’m REALLY scared!” -Author

[@Giozize]

I love the mental image of Nomura in shorts stalking this very real developer with his red-eyed pals

[@malikbeat]

Finally someone talks about this! When I was a kid, the cathedral glitch actually happened to me on my first playthrough of KH1. All the kids on the playground thought I was lying but now there's proof. I wish the shadows would go away though, it's been 20 years

[@TriforceWisdom64]

Why on earth did this author decide "cathedral" was a reasonable way to describe a single platform made of stained glass

[@Yuriofwind]

The cathedral is actually a spooky ghost you can't see in the story because it's too scary I assume.

[@Shadethewolfy]

Especially since they already have a name in-game. They're called Stations of Awakening.

[@MasterHand0001]

Don't die of heat, Yuri. Who will fight off the bs if you're not here?

[@phantommasquerade8408]

Thanks!

[@Yuriofwind]

Jesus that's so nice! ;-; Thank you! That was the first super thingy :'3, I hope you liked the video, thank you again :'3

[@JomasterTheSecond]

_"Ain't the Cathedral Glitch the _*_DARK PART_*_ of Snow White's heart?!"_ ~Goofy, 2022

[@ForgoneMoose]

Okay, this is hardly the biggest problem with the story here, but did authormanperson not even play the game they're writing a story about? There are no heartless to die to on the Snow White platform, and when you do fight heartless on a different one, you can't lose that fight. Could he really not be bothered to get details right for a scene that happens literally 10 seconds into starting a new file?

[@BULLTRONHERO]

"Sin this place!" -Jecht, approaching Besaid

[@RedBerylFTW]

Happy birthday :0 Shout outs to the unaccredited alpha level designer who totally existed and wasn't a weird fever dream.

[@Pastry656]

Always happy when I stumble upon a video from this channel. This, chills, and a few others have nice atmospheric voices for the tales. The Markiplier of Creepypasta. The Dark Souls of BS Creepypasta storytimes. Good jorb ther Homestar.

[@BewbsOP]

11:21 I love the image of this. Not only is tatsuo nomura following around him around alongside spooky shadow demons, he's wearing shorts!

[@alexizbrown4180]

I like the imagery of the alt stain glass cathedrals probably looking akin to the bad endings of the OG fairytales. We need fan art of these spooky alts! Also, I believe the Rapunzel one had to be censored cuz if I'm correct... Prince Adam didn't wake her up in the most subtle of ways

[@UnknownYume]

The Voice with Hair is back, Yay!

[@Deej152]

Man your videos were my childhood! It's cool to see that you're still uploading! Keep up the awesome work!

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

I like that i can watch almost any Yuri video no matter how old. Or how new. And it's like coming home after a long day of work and flopping on the couch. It's amazingly comfy. Thank you Yuri. I love you man.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Your vids haven't changed a bit but I mean that in the best possible way, everytime you make one of these I'm transported back to watching your Pokemon Lost Silver and Sonic.exe vids all those years ago. Keep doing what you do my guy, hope life's been treating you well

[@Poodle666]

Omg the nostalgia I got seeing ur channel and “bullshit creepy pasta storytime” in my feed was insane

[@--R-U-SLAPPIN]

Idk if you’ll see this but if you do, hi! I’ve been here since the first episode of BS creepypasta storytime, maybe a little bit before, so this series pretty much raised me. There’ll always be a soft spot in my heart for you riffing on these silly internet ghost stories. Your content is insanely rewatchable and even new releases have a weirdly nostalgic quality to them that I can’t get enough of. Thanks for all the childhood memories man, you’re the best

[@Yuriofwind]

Thank you so much

[@UltravioletNomad]

The sneers and snorts get harder every episode, its great.

[@CyanEyed07]

Don't you just hate it when the game glitches and everything starts bleeding hyper-realistic blood?

[@Yuriofwind]

Sadly that's every video game ever.

[@mak_707]

"Nothing scarier than MY BIRTH" - Yuriofwind, 2022.

[@nenshi.]

it makes me so fucking happy you still make these

[@HaileyGacha]

"What Dark ending could've been put into the story if Disney had any *balls* sadly they have none" killed me 😂😂

[@RagbagMcShag]

thx, awesome video, made my afternoon :D

[@Yuriofwind]

Glad you enjoyed :D

[@kylethefraggle30]

Stay safe Yuri! Hope you get better ASAP

[@grantsichel9387]

I haven't watched your videos in like ten years. happy birthday

[@Lh0000]

Half of the “spooky” things on the stain glass window are unironically tamer then the actual story it’s based on, and it’s doubly ridiculous since none of them could possibly fit on the stain glass platforms in game, like 90% of them ingame are just the princesses themselves how are fitting all this other junk on them?

[@velvetbutterfly]

I wasn't ready to sleep, this is perfect. Thanks for the bedtime story, Yuri. Also I've been doing my first KH2FM critical playthrough (well, second, I gave up on attempt 1 and picked different stats) so this is thematically appropriate.

[@supernovel7514]

Sorry to hear about everything that's been going on, I hope everything gets better for you

[@xXHORiiZON]

Been looking forward to this. Happy Birthday, hope you're doing well. Much love

[@Yuriofwind]

I hope you enjoy it

[@vincentmasterbassist6784]

I'm an impressed you are still making videos! I found your channel years ago and just randomly thought about it. Cool to see you're still doing this series.

[@misterrabbit9199]

"AT ME IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!!" Happy birthday mister Of Wind!🎂

[@DavidGonzalez-hd8em]

Also happy birthday!

[@Lucasub-Seiyuu]

Happy birthday, Yuri! ^^

[@MegaNerfguy101]

Me: *hasn't watched Yuriofwind in years *Video starts* Yuri: "I'm sick" My, some things never change.

[@dongrubb2723]

the research in this story is "amazing" i did not know you could die on the snow-white glass

[@Pyrocore77]

Always entertaining to hear you tear into these, man. Hope everything goes well with you.

[@VentusFury]

Yuri, I'm happy to see you alive still even if youtube hid the last 3 videos from me!

[@Yuriofwind]

Well I hope you enjoy the video, and the 3 youtube didn't send out :'3

[@VentusFury]

@@Yuriofwind I sure did 😁

[@Laetus-Elaetus]

Happy Birthday!🎉🎉🎉

[@jaycenteno8385]

Happyish Birthday!

[@Night-Lord]

Glad I’m not the only one with a summer birthday and a heat intolerance. Happy birthday Yuri :)

[@crenando288]

Nothing is more terrifying than Riku's pants... I mean what the heck are they supposed to be ☠

[@kiraina25]

But Yuri, I can't grab my flask. I don't have one. Strong Bad said I can't get ye flask, and years later he _still_ won't tell me why!

[@cillbipher2613]

Babe wake up new BS Creepypasta Storytime just dropped Man, I remember first hearing this one way back. It was fuckin stupid then too. The whole "glitch" hinges on the assumption that a battle occurs on the Snow White platform and that the player would die in the tutorial right on a specific spot. Then there's shit like the "bad ending" platforms, the sudden Neoshadows that are impossible to beat without the sword and the friggin fake developer suddenly dying from what we can guess is the goddamn Neoshadow. Also assuming the Dive to the Heart music is "happy sounding" and "Game Over" flashing on the screen when KH never had that phrase show up when you die

[@reddodeado301]

You can't even die on the Snow White station because that's just the weapon choice platform, no enemies spawn on it.

[@cillbipher2613]

Two years on and another knock to this dumb tale is known. You can't even die in the Dive to the Heart at all outside of the Darkside battle. The game will just refill your health if you somehow manage to get to zero.

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

The mystery totally not made up developer becomes even funnier when you know Akane is a female name and "Hoyotami" isn't a name at all.

[@leavingmythoughtsinthecomm7586]

The scariest thing about kingdom hearts is it’s storyline

[@Ashurman666]

IT's not that complicated

[@sillybeanthing]

@@Ashurman666 not everyone likes 20 overarching stories, and that's okay.

[@hustlerfour]

@@Ashurman666 it's not complicated it's just bullshit

[@TrebleStarcrush]

The bad thing about Kingdom Heart’s storyline is how you have to play or at least know of all the games and spinoffs on all the different consoles to get it.

[@Ashurman666]

@@TrebleStarcrush Except the games aren't all on different consoles anymore so you can't use that excuse anymore. The only one that's on a different system is the mobile one and you can 1000% skip that

[@jackgoldstrom5980]

Over 10 years later and people are still writing bad stories about haunted video games on the creepypasta wiki. The more things change the more the stay they same I guess XD

[@velvetbutterfly]

There's always gonna be middleschoolers in their edgy phase

[@jackgoldstrom5980]

@@velvetbutterfly Very true lol

[@Archipelagoat]

love this series!

[@whatsupbigmike1080]

I'm a simple Ska-punk, I see a Yuriofwind video and I click it... Also you know your weekend is going to be awesome, when you start your Friday with Yuriofwind's sarcasm.

[@AuraN_Ttv]

you got this dude you always are super cool.

[@Phoenix8864]

Happy birthday

[@Purinkun]

tfw Yuri gives you a gift for *his* birthday

[@playingwithechoes]

I'll be that guy.... an end slate that's over a third of the video isn't a slate. It's its own video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P welcome back. stay cool.

[@flarrythe1st624]

Why would the beast even kill bells dad? He was on their side

[@Collins22werD]

Happy early birthday bud, in case I forget!!🍻 Always enjoy the creepy pastas!!

[@robertwesley7332]

"Kingdom Hearts: Complicated and Infected" is a far better title

[@Yuriofwind]

. Negative 1 Type Sora.EXE And friends

[@abrahamcueva4487]

Lol bro only in a minute and 40 and its already wrong. Did the author even played the game? You don't get to fight on Snow White's thing that section is only used to determinate your stats/weapon and you don't get to learn how to fight until you make it to Cinderella which is the one after Snow White. Lol could of just looked up a walkthrough before writing the story. Anyway great video like always Yuri have a great birthday man, can't wait to see more videos from you. Have you been watching Kamen Rider Revice and are you gonna watch Kamen Rider Geats when it comes out?

[@killertrip10]

Hey, happy birthday, mai gai!

[@Anti-HyperLink]

I just came to find your channel again because I was thinking about Hypno. *shudders* I'm glad you're still doing this. Your voice sounds different.

[@Markos_Malitsos]

I can tell by the thumbnail that this is going to be super spooky. I'm ready for a good spookin'!

[@zeldamaniac14]

I have heat intolerance as well. Get well soon!

[@Yuriofwind]

You get well soon as well :'3

[@zeldamaniac14]

@@Yuriofwind I will if you will! :)

[@Error-ms8bb]

I caught Covid a day before my birthday last week 😭 I had been avoiding it so well!! - I wish you a better bday than I did!!

[@BluShiGuy]

Haven't heard this one before

[@ShaySuveran]

Wait it’s Yuri’s birthday? Well happy birthday!!!

[@Yuriofwind]

On Sunday, it was uneventful, but thank you :3

[@RealKingOfOoo]

❤ keep up the hard work Yuri! I hope you had a lovely Birthday mate

[@MoonwalkMonster]

Happy birthday Yuri!

[@kdawgskc6608]

This creepypasta feels like what happens if you ran the story of the mobile game SinOAlice through google translate several times over then told a creepypasta writer to explain it.

[@Yuriofwind]

I dunno, I feel like if you put through certain stories through google translate several times it would make them way better, or, they can't get worse.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

@@Yuriofwind i generated a "story" using a markov chain and a bunch of creepypastas as samples and then threw it into google translate twice and it gave me some incredibly raw lines out of literal nonsense. "If I smile at God's green things, I cannot be there." "Before, I chose something else and ended up fending off the other temptations of life with today's expression of something that didn't involve crying." "He shouted that there, no matter how it hurt me, and also, out of habit, again the sound inside me, he showed nothing there, did it or the game, but nothing sharp, retreated ."

[@geo4958]

Love the vids been watching for years and years and years :) also love when you post banger music videos

[@stormstrider]

happy birthday Yuri! from the House of Storm!

[@laidesman1997]

Waiting on an xray, thanks Yuri for uploading 🙏 keep up the good work

[@Snakedude4life]

Happy Belated B-Day, Yuri. Hope you have a Bee-lievable day! Bees. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰 🐝

[@reggieroyster6463]

I haven’t thought about this channel in years. The two words that popped into my mind randomly were end and slate. Directly skipped to the newest episode of End slate.

[@FloofPuppy]

Happy birthday you glorious talking voice with even more glorious hair~ get well soon bro!

[@stardusttodorki2679]

In kingdom hearts 1 end kairi she didn’t cared about Riku

[@Yuriofwind]

Rikwho?

[@stardusttodorki2679]

@@Yuriofwind sora’s best friend

[@RubyLupine91]

And here we go! Dear lord seeing this footage is taking me back.

[@Lucasub-Seiyuu]

It's spooky time again, I see! Hope you're doing well, Yuri!

[@Yuriofwind]

Been a rough month, but hopefully things will get better soon. Hope you enjoy the video

[@Lucasub-Seiyuu]

@@Yuriofwind Sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better, as well. Stay strong, my friend! ^^ And thank you. You always make these horrible stories enjoyable!

[@Xaddgx]

l'll give you a Kingdom Hearts Creepypasta. Ready? What actually is Kingdom Hearts?

[@HorrorsofCody]

Yuri's back! 🙃 Hope all is well!

[@Yuriofwind]

I'm sad and sick but otherwise alive :3

[@HorrorsofCody]

@@Yuriofwind oh no! Hopefully a speedy recovery 😓 I'm some random but here to help always.

[@amiandivh]

Oh man it's great to see a creepy storytime!

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

I have no doubt in my mind the person who wrote this literally only played the game (I'd charitably say) up until around when you first enter Traverse Town and thought this was good enough.

[@MegaMegajennifer]

i saw some lets play videos of this game and theres no heartlesses on the snow white glass. its impossible to die on there

[@jackmehoff9957]

Yuri is the best story reader of all time!

[@CLTurtle]

Happy to wake up and see a new BS Creepypasta Storytime in my notifications

[@NurseValentineSG]

Winter and August are pretty great, I agree.

[@Psycheux_]

happy early birthday! 💜💜

[@miimaster6443]

I just started watching you again and now you upload a new video? Coincidence??? …probably

[@espurresso]

BABE WAKE UP, NEW BULLSHIT CREEPYPASTA STORYTIME

[@supaanimegal4894]

Happy late bday, yuri!

[@eggmug562]

I don't think these people know wat a glitch or Easter egg is

[@aaronr.265]

I like how they say Destasi sounds happy

[@PrinsaVossum]

Happy Birthmas!

[@rubiitoxic]

My bf really thought I was watching a legit kingdom hearts video. He started getting upset because he thought you were questioning why the story points didn't make sense. He clearly didn't hear the video as much as he had led on.

[@thema1998]

"Kingdom Hearts: Cathedral Glitch" was incredibly boring and cliché. You could literally replace every reference to Kingdom Hearts with references to Mario, Sonic, or Zelda and *nothing* would change! 😒👎

[@aceg.rookie]

Babe bABE BABE WAKE UP NEW BS CREEPYPASTA STORYTIME

[@dat_Rasta]

DAYUMN NIGGA we missed you 🥹

[@FN64Productions]

Wait...you still do YT?! I'm subscribed but I haven't seen your stuff in over 7 years....:0

[@thaisennj9781]

Hey alright I remember this guy.

[@DavidGonzalez-hd8em]

Favorite kh game yuri?

[@Yuriofwind]

2 or 3 probably :3

[@DavidGonzalez-hd8em]

@@Yuriofwind favorite form and best girl?