Bullying Joe Rogan

[@out_of_orbit1968]

Whenever height is mentioned noel and cody turn into frat boy philosophers.

[@DatAsianMC]

😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@K1LLERSQU1D]

@@DatAsianMC hahahahah

[@lln4244]

We actually don’t need this from you right now

[@erinreneeerusso]

nice profile pic

[@RP-ue9wy]

They are both short as well

[@consentclub8431]

"Eugenics? Is that like a supplement" is the most Joe Rogan thing I've ever heard

[@SierraThePoet]

😭😭

[@deadheadwsp705]

5’3 and 5’7 are 4 inches apart. That’s a huge difference. Even my gf says that 4 inches is massive

[@ml4177]

Lmao

[@YungPresty]

Same bro

[@susievelasquez4988]

4 inches matter 😔

[@ablur5129]

lmao I hope the joke at the end was intended

[@Jac5inCo]

Also no hair adds an inch...

[@dustinjoeypace]

The “did you say eugenics?” Part fucking killed me

[@rorzoi]

if i’m not proposed to with the message that joe rogan is 5’3, then don’t propose to me

[@K1LLERSQU1D]

Men fear him women wanna be w him

[@lln4244]

Unfunny unrelated to Joe Rogan

[@rorzoi]

@@lln4244 hey, fuckin’ pardon?

[@hannaheve868]

​@@K1LLERSQU1D Only propose to me if you are short king daddy Rogan

[@jxmmykriminallive]

@ron webber how old are you

[@FlipontheFly]

joe rogan all lowercase

[@siddharthnandi8567]

💀

[@radkouse1of1]

joe rogan all caps

[@benm2784]

Lower case man with an uppercase attitude.

[@conquer2252]

ROE JOGAN ALL UPPERCASE

[@spacewolfRIFF]

loe rogan all jowercase

[@godisdead6611]

How’s Cody say that getting a plane to write “joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3” in the sky is just “kinda funny”

[@farukcavkunovic5275]

idk it's kinda an underreaction

[@tomaskilian3808]

There could be 2 words funnier than that, being complicated doesnt mean its fun

[@HalfNHalf.]

*liteally

[@Batchall_Accepted]

I mean it didn't exactly have me rolling out of my chair laughing so I'd say he was pretty much spot on

[@pinguufuuuu]

bc it wasn't funny at all he was just being nice

[@Ben_here_b4]

Idk why the whole Eugenics thing made me laugh so hard

[@chowtime91]

I swear Noel actually forgot what eugenics was 😭

[@angiebaby8870]

Bc it was so funny. 🤣

[@mariafancypants]

Bc it’s low key true

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

It does sound like a pill

[@BlueberryPerri]

@@Yor_gamma_ix_bae there's a pill called nugenix, pronounced almost the same exact way

[@jonzakee7629]

"Jamie can we get that clip of that deer getting hit by a car"

[@lauren-sz5ow]

*cue autotune laughter*

[@ThatOnePizzaMan]

still the funniest clip ive seen from this podcast, i cry laughing when i go back to it from time to time. bless them.

[@davidb6691]

“My boy is seriously in peril?”

[@elsiewesambas4973]

i watch these and pretend its a conversation im listening to between 2 dudebros at a party i dont want to turn around and look at bc I keep laughing at their stupid jokes... hits different that way

[@Jesse-kz3of]

Underated HAHAHA

[@amberjones2560]

THIS!

[@HellInformer]

LMFAOOOO

[@astrid5135]

pov: its ur first college party and u don't know anyone but these 2 dudes are pretty funny

[@g0blin_sh4rk]

Thank you I absolutely love this

[@kaustubhkaushik4977]

Joe's 5'3 from shoulder to shoulder

[@klar7566]

Joe "The Walking Cube" Rogan

[@electrocute3498]

HAHAHHAHAH

[@Blernster]

He also has a 53mm hog

[@itsZukka]

Built like a pit bull

[@jtestaccount2431]

people have seen him irl and say he's no taller than 5'5"

[@jessieunderwood9504]

Dude might be 5'3". That's actually letting him feel good about himself. He is 5'8" standing on 13 phone books.

[@lauren-sz5ow]

@@jessieunderwood9504 PLEAAAASE

[@raymondguzman5083]

Lmao im 5'5" and he is definitely taller than me

[@raphael8951]

Dont disrespect the joe

[@harrisonboogie]

You're actually 5'3

[@wowamber5107]

I fell in love with a short king, and he watches tmg, Pedro if you are reading this hit me up, I still love you

[@luigiearthworm1279]

Hey Amber 😂

[@karlmurphy149]

@@luigiearthworm1279 Are you Pedro!??

[@wowamber5107]

And if you are a Pedro and you still have feelings, this is the signal from the universe you were waiting for, HIT HER UP

[@jasongreen6826]

@@wowamber5107 bruh you forgot to use your alt account Karl😂😂😂

[@sean269]

Wow it’s me Pedro send me videos of you crushing beetles with your bare feet

[@wesleypatterson2989]

OK but real talk, Cody does that college bro voice WAY too well

[@tycrabapple9282]

He was one

[@what1356]

Probably because he was the epitome of "frat boy" until a few years ago. Seriously, just check out any video of his pre-2017.

[@diskid3644]

@@what1356 which video in particular?

[@chriseast1675]

It’s “friction-less”

[@jake3736]

@@diskid3644 any of them

[@imaniblack5291]

I admire Noel’s storytelling ability

[@Blernster]

He's the best at making up stories

[@iiLoodgieter]

they just flawlessly switch bits its so beautiful

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

Not eugenics sounding like a supplement I’m 💀

[@tzatzikityphoon]

Looking forward to Noel's short film: 'Assassin's Peed'

[@emmaearthling444]

😂😂

[@lucad6649]

Lmfaooo

[@atrustycheeseboycertified654]

agreed

[@zan6585]

"Jamie pull up that video of me smoking DMT and shrinking to 5'3."

[@operationb.e.n6480]

I mean...its entirely possible

[@zayn2780]

It's entirely possible that chimps can take dmt on a carnivore diet pull it up jamie

[@stephen2597]

It’s almost bizarre…it’s almost bizarre

[@dr.mantistoboggan668]

“Joes killing the game and then literally eating it”

[@NathanExploshin]

Noel: “who all do you know that can fight, does stand up comedy, and can kick your f*cking *ss?” All for the low low height of 5’3”😂😂

[@atrustycheeseboycertified654]

rip joe

[@luciamack]

i can’t tell if noel really doesn’t know what eugenics is or he’s joking but either way it’s so funny

[@netty5170]

He is joking…he was doing a bit pretending he is a dumb juice head, Joe-Stan , I post photos of myself in the gym with my shirt off , muscles and no substance bro…I can’t tell if you’re joking lol.

[@no_peace]

It's a joke... It's my favorite joke and it never gets old, and people with a sense of humor always laugh

[@lauren-sz5ow]

It’s also lowkey a call back in an earlier podcast ep. where cody and noel proposed eugenics as a solution to some problem (by accident) lmao they’ve come a long way

[@epicfail785]

@@no_peace ur moms a joke

[@luciamack]

@@netty5170 i didn’t know it was a running bit oops

[@Secretformula26]

That “what if he was” from Noel was serious sounding af

[@rcx9681]

"Is that a supplement company?" Screaming at my screen in former Isagenix rep

[@bettafishblue288]

straight up crying at eugenics

[@sydneyhensley4444]

I haven't watched these guys in awhile. Holy shit. That set is on another level. The production is awesome.

[@TCWMOTERSPORTS]

Women can't handle the fact that a Alpha Manlet exists Massive W for short Kings

[@0715yt]

No fucks given from the ultimate 5’7 sigma male

[@aa-ot3cg]

Short man syndrome is a powerful motivator

[@no_peace]

I'm fine with it

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

people hate on shorter fighters so hard, for what?

[@derekpapin2181]

Conversation is definitely a real word😭😭

[@nelmoon1981]

He is LITERALLY 5’7

[@Aquarianguide]

L I T E A L L Y

[@ChrisPaganOfficial]

The half second look of actual confusion on Noels face at 2:28 before continuing the bit fucking killed me lmao

[@broneram]

Wow I almost believed Noel was a Joe Rogan simp boi here

[@tonybalony1811]

🤣🤣 me too!

[@ashleybent7015]

Noel didn't wanna ruin Cody's day and tell him conversate is a real word. Great guy

[@KittyBrainsYum]

I lost it at “great peril”

[@taradacdoll7793]

anyone whose been to a wawa should know that noel’s story is a common occurrence

[@emmaarmo379]

It's 2021, y'all... Bullying men for their height is NOT okay! .. unless you write it in the sky, then it's hilarious

[@papakarrbear3767]

Cause they can’t reach it

[@roadtosuccess9243]

I’m 5’7 and this is deep

[@austin5944]

@@papakarrbear3767 oh my god

[@no_peace]

I mean

[@godlyoblivion]

fr tho with the first bit

[@JadeHarleyCoffeeMug]

this is what joe meant when he said white men won't be able to go outside without the sky saying you're 5'3"

[@broneram]

Everyone needs to grab a piece of elk and chill.

[@broneram]

@i SkyWalKing Can I offer you some elk, a free jiu jitsu class, and maybe some sauna time? Then we can feel less embarrassed together.

[@broneram]

@i SkyWalKing everyone that is in this YT comment section is a little bit of a cultist my friend.

[@sanjanaphilips9277]

He's shorter than Noel and Cody lmao

[@InfamyTrip]

I mean, a lot of men are.

[@out_of_orbit1968]

And your point is? Joe is literally dmt Jesus how dare u disrespect him? Insecure lady, ur just jealous of joe's wealth.

[@Maialeen]

Idk how tall joey rogs really is, but his personality is 4′ 7″ at the most.

[@OnceUponReddit]

Jellllllly

[@seanstamper1459]

Are you talking shit about the literal best podcaster on earth? He can like totally push your shit in dude.

[@Lisekplhehe]

@@seanstamper1459 And he wont even have to get down for that, since he is 5'3''

[@Lisekplhehe]

@@seanstamper1459 Also, most popular doesn't mean the best. There are tons of better thematical podcasts. Joe rogans podcast is just a mcdonalds of podcasts. Definetely has the best guests, but he is not the best interviewer.

[@Socltr]

I love this comment so much 😂

[@redwiltshire1816]

I wanna know what the pilot was thinking when someone approached him asking to engage him and the roast joe rogan 😆

[@razzle8140]

The wedgie over the wall of the stall in a Wawa had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

[@overkill666100]

I was at park la brea delivering packages when I saw the proposal, then I was heading back to the warehouse when I saw the Joe Rogan message. It was too funny

[@SevenGears]

joe jogan

[@leightonwilliams9516]

part 7 jojo

[@willpoulter4912]

Toe rogan

[@doofed7919]

bo bogan

[@doofed7919]

lo logan

[@doofed7919]

ko kogan

[@floopsiemcsoops6008]

The eugenics had me fucking rolling

[@DonnaBorooah]

The pic of Joe and Ben Shapiro being equally wee is the cherry on top. 5’3” might be generous.

[@Jonmad17]

I really wish I understood why people think being a short man is funny

[@DonnaBorooah]

@@Jonmad17 I can't speak for others but for me it's not the height itself, it's the complex that often goes with it. Of course, that's a chicken and egg situation. In this example, it all added up to me that Joe is sooooo hyper masculine in his aesthetic/habits/talking points, where a taller man might not even mention their masculinity but be just as masculine.

[@Jonmad17]

​@@DonnaBorooah There's such an insane selection bias when it comes to judging whether or not a man has a complex about his height. Joe Rogan acts like millions of other gym rats I grew up around. He doesn't present as more masculine than the average person in that subculture. But because he's 5'7", people somehow associate it with an insecurity. It's a lot like how women get called "bossy" for acting identically to the men around her. People pathologize short men's behavior because they feel like short men don't have the right to present as traditionally masculine. People pretend that they're making fun of insecurity, but unless you're Rogan's therapist, you don't actually know whether or not he's insecure about his height.

[@DonnaBorooah]

@@Jonmad17 that's fair!

[@Blernster]

@@Jonmad17 bruh we get it ur 5'3

[@il24ir]

The craziest part about that dream was that he peed in a dream and didn't piss his bed

[@ImTerpy]

when the lights dimmed cody tried to get serious and said “like” 4 times in a row

[@katarinajovanovic4973]

I’m so happy that this duo exists

[@dontshoot42]

Holy shite the amount of skill needed to do that plane art

[@merryvale]

literally my fav clip from yalls podcast

[@Vaishnavi-sq4tx]

The funniest thing is that so many ppl on tiktok literally couldn't tell that this was a bit😭

[@deftrascal1626]

2:47 “i think it’s a supplement company” “✨eugenics✨”

[@Peepee4brain]

One time he claimed there was a new primate. And this primatologist called in and was like “uuuhhhh hey….. I have a PHD in primatology- you got that wrong that’s not true…” and he WENT APESHIT lost his fuuucking MIND on her, called her a fucking idiot, told her to google it, it was insane.

[@alex-or7dl]

i love how they basically talk like bryce from real bros whenever they do a random bit

[@brokennotdefeated9625]

CODY: It's funny....it's funny...it's funny NOEL: yeh😑...yeh😑....yeh😑

[@kaylonmyers7659]

I started watching y’all’s show and now I get adds for love island everywhere

[@KokeRutter]

2:22 is the funniest exchange i've seen in years

[@sergiosanchez3365]

I love Noel in fast and the furious 9

[@arisaa.1498]

This was emotional

[@petewerehere]

Huh, never realized until now why Rogan's supplement is called ALPHA BREED

[@OccultCuts]

Noel should definitely make a video based on that dream

[@aziazors]

he literally hosted fear factor bro like he’s not 5’3 🙄

[@nic9511]

Yeh bro he's like literally huge bro he could kick all the haters asses bro

[@cocoman281]

bro he literally interviews mma fighters, they wouldn’t let him if he wasn’t a giant muscular man😒

[@TheNeverposts]

Joe Rogan: Expanding his mind through Eugenics

[@james.00]

Cody looks like a body double for Wayne's World

[@alyssr3048]

joe rogan (derogatory)

[@baileydunton6142]

Amen

[@reessew5490]

No offense

[@Pete_Finch]

the long pause with dramatic music followed by "what's eugenics" made me laugh so fuckin hard

[@sv-bd5em]

Nnnnnnnn not Cody’s high pitched voice trying to be cool about joes height when he clearly knows it’s not about joe here and Noel immediately getting defensive

[@rose_d_mary]

been binge listening this pod recently i’m on like 160 and i’ll probably lose my shit when i get to this episode, this gotta be one of the best bits

[@imaniblack5291]

The fact that the plane misspelled literally

[@gabrielatorres5965]

sometimes when noel does impressions with that one voice he sounds like principal PC from South Park

[@olyveya_mazier]

how'd i never notice dr. Phil's squished face in a jar behind Noel...

[@Hihigh2thehooch]

"I think it's converse. Just say talk"

[@EvansSecret]

“Conversate” I love that word for you

[@GingerWithSole]

please tell me this music is really playing in the room while they do this

[@kelbeen]

bruh this convo is way too accurate for two typical Roganites-

[@rileyheyden9746]

Would you be able to list which podcast these highlights are from in the description in the future?

[@willcooper1498]

Love Noel's bits

[@yak_emandstackem1263]

Noel has the crispiest natural hairline in the KZbin game 🦾

[@nicolasarcana6139]

New fan here. You guys are awesome. Keep it up.

[@papakarrbear3767]

The guy peeing on Noels shoe is joe rogan

[@lometa8]

Bro! Joe Rogan is the only guy who has ever moved to Austin. It's absurd when you think about it. It's preposterous. You just blew my mind right there.

[@rascals2041]

"Joe could literally Fuck. You. Up."

[@cooperreid8715]

paused the video to look up eugenics and then laughed loud as fuck.

[@BACONLOVERS88]

"you were in grave danger?"

[@wokeil]

Make fun of people who say "No shot"

[@maymay-sq1ix]

Joe literally killed the game lmao that joke cracked me up

[@maythesanerain7515]

TMG saw Joe’s podcast with Alex and started busting their way to the top of the list respect. 🤌🤌

[@Mark_Underwood]

I thought he was 5 foot 8, maybe the 3 was cut off from 8.

[@JamesPascazio]

To my fellow non-americans, 5 foot 3 is 1.60m and 5 foot 7 is 1.70m

[@mayasanchez4014]

You’re my hero thank you

[@tylerhamptonforsyth1318]

I’m sorry but the way he missed the high five 😭😭

[@DragicaOfficial]

you two are so in synch it's sick

[@jamest3336]

One of the best segments

[@elliottsdreaming]

Sauna room Joe is the closet thing to god on Earth.

[@brianstevens1473]

Noel, the dream was real, I was the guy getting the wedgie

[@dungyeetle]

5'7" and can roundhouse their ass to Mars.

[@hunchogreasy]

Take a seat buddy, he’s literally 5’7

[@BEEFlNbandit]

Cody only listens to dreams of his lover.

[@wallacepinheiro5755]

This video feels like a fever dream