Bullying Little Mac with strangers

[@enlongjones2394]

The fact that Mewtwo was finished off with an up smash is hilariously fitting, as that’s the one move he refused to use.

[@SageSchispell]

And the one move that might have earned him one more stock had he not refused so violently to use it...

[@giraton1]

My theory is that the mewtwo had pressing up on joystick set to jump and didn't know about c stick smashes.

[@ryanbanez7926]

*Freiza

[@DavidSartor0]

@@ryanbanez7926 *Frieza

[@squak___]

One time in smash 4 i spent a whole game down-airing a samus with greninja and then lost the game to a down air spike

[@roddorfj]

It always takes Dash like 30 seconds to say something in a video and every time I'm scared he's not gonna be in this one

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@FFKonoko]

"Yeah, that's a lucina quote" "I'd rather he just be toxic than quote xenoblade at me" *silent pause* God damn, Jo.

[@GuuchReborn]

i thought altrive was going to say "im really feeling it!"

[@TKNinja37]

I feel like that was an "I can change the future!" quick-chat PTSD response rather than a legitimate "Lucina the Xenoblade Girl" thing.

[@SmoothAsFelt]

I would go through high school again just to make this my senior quote

[@Nihilpotat]

Shit had me rolling

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@Pluike]

I forgot we already had the Little Mac episode and got scared this was that.

[@6pmhotdog]

@Dоnt Rеаd Му РrоfiIе Рiсturе 🅥 no thank you :)

[@rajkangriwala2898]

wait which one is the little mac episode

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@Hawishh]

This episode says a lot about modern society.

[@mariodude7424]

Yup

[@yeehaw1181]

Ikr, Donkey Kong would never choose yellow

[@cassidy1730]

and yet we live in one.

[@jop3636]

yeah, modern society is bald

[@applesm4623]

I main cyan

[@MasterPojoway]

honestly my favorite part of all these videos is the background conversations dash and jo have while jacob’s just there silently playing the game

[@pyromaniac000000]

24:18 this man is DEDICATED to playing Simon optimally. He was mashing the b button SO hard he used the final smash the exact frame he got it! I wish i had the dedication to being that optimal, that man is cracked!

[@sillygoofygoofball]

Did you notice.. it was serg94.. a villain from a previous episode

[@sillygoofygoofball]

He was in “low GSP kazuya”, episode 21, at 5:24 and alpha got destroyed lmao

[@cototo]

@@sillygoofygoofball are you sweating elite smash lore? cuz i can respect that

[@lief5957]

@@sillygoofygoofball is the hero we need

[@biggunner7722]

fun fact the crafting table stops min min arms making steve the only fighter that camp min min out the same way he would any other fighter

[@landios9555]

thanks steve

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@nickthe509]

it also gives mac ko meter

[@goodguyscratch2293]

Literally min mins are my favorite to fight, you can all just place a block down and be find, they can't punch through it, they have to approach, normally min mins rage quit instead of trying to figure it out

[@nitronikolai]

@@goodguyscratch2293 This is because your average min min main is a lobotomite

[@primkinkajou2563]

YOOOOOOOO MY MOM IS IN THIS EPISODE AT 26:54!!! She's a huge fan of your channel. Uploaded the replay to my channel immediately after it happened out of pure fanboy. Let's freaking go, our cause is just.

[@primkinkajou2563]

Just want to point out that at 30:02 my mom was out of range to counter the strong hit, and also that she got the tipper fsmash to kill anyways

[@Koro27]

nice, next time, maybe she can win?!!

[@orignialname4983]

You know, I was skeptical on whether or not you were being for real, but then I saw your replies and, wow, you've really been hyping this up for a month now, huh.

[@primkinkajou2563]

@@orignialname4983 I'm telling you bro I fanboyed, lmao

[@youremeraldstar]

your mom is pretty hype ngl

[@cicero7360]

Bald podcast is my favourite recurring bit. Love to see the representation for our community.

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@NotDanP1an]

21:59

[@ottamotta]

i appreciate how nice these thumbnails are even though they could literally be poorly cut out pngs and we wouldnt care

[@ucheehQ]

@@limmlee9007 Good point! I hadn't considered that.

[@KatsuTG]

@@limmlee9007 yooooo true

[@big_fat_nuts123]

@@limmlee9007 that's a miss

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@MasterPojoway]

i dont remember the last time i watched an alpharad deluxe video without dash and i honestly love that

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Dash being a permanent member is genuinely the best thing to happen to this channel

[@J_dnvg]

I cant believe Alpharad became the very thing he dreaded, a player who teams against a low tier online character with another person in a 3-for-all. Except in this one he was on the winning side. Outstanding character development.

[@MeganiumMiiverse]

No Jo has character development the most

[@co5micwaffle742]

See, bullying Little Mac is funnier than Greninja

[@micahclark3606]

*pauses on character select screen* Ah, this was before the Kazuya Extravaganza

[@icarusmarioFAN]

I think it would be interesting to put together a playlist of all the episodes in canonical order

[@rixrobin]

The ecouple joke was the hardest I have laughed in a while Edit: decided to see if there was actual fan art of that pairing and there is 1 crummy deviantart post from 2015.

[@DavidSartor0]

Thank you.

[@tomjackal5708]

link?

[@G32hero]

@@tomjackal5708 no this is the lucina episode not link

[@at0mic39_5]

The real bullies were the enemies we made along the way

[@buttersddragon]

i adore the sudden burst of laughter after "Wario and Palutena looks like an ecouple"

[@Sonic759100]

God bless the poor eighth grader that beat all his friends with Mewtwo and had to face the wrath of Lucia, held by the human Skeleton Key of Smash players no less. Also, the lengths they'll go to justifying double teaming the worst character is fucking gold. Tilting. But gold.

[@NathanLouie]

3:10 the only thing breaking the crafting table does is makes it waste materials, since spawning/moving the crafting requires some materials this also means if steve has no materials and his table breaks it won’t come back

[@dragax9666]

Pk fire + up b is such a revolutionary strategy! Bet it will change the meta

[@Bosstylo]

"Let's do Byleth bc Byleth won a major recently" *Cuts to next episode* Uh oh

[@thecountercounter9127]

ive never seen toxicity as high as that mewtwo match where you managed to AIRCAMP ON FD INTO UPSMASH and i think that deserves a goddamn award, close second is that match of sonic and pokemon trainer where you just slow walked away from him and he literally just could not hit you for his life

[@mechaman5000]

which video was that

[@cogbait]

@@mechaman5000 the sonic one

[@jswp5]

Thinking in my head that bowser would pick black in among us then hearing both Jo and Altrive say the same thing really hit different

[@Dawarioz]

Seeing the Fierce Deity shoot an ancient arrow into Steve's heart jumpscared me

[@pkpyro2000]

The fact that this episode ended on them going to play Byleth when they were doing really well means that her episode is gonna be like an hour long

[@Clover90000]

i bully strangers outside of smash

[@GBIceTheGod]

🤨

[@Gator_nit]

Respect the grind

[@pmahcgop6693]

Hit

[@pidgey1758]

@@pmahcgop6693 good game

[@radiowaves4010]

that ladies and gentlemen that's a hit

[@ThePuff18]

Bowser doesn’t play among us He yells at Bowser Jr for it.

[@mdudegamer]

Today I learned that there is, in fact, a final episode of Wario Land waiting to be uploaded. This makes me happy.

[@tuskoub]

I have been so dearly looking forward to Wario World continuing

[@motherfive8088]

The best part about this is that there were likely people spectating who bet on little mac only for this to happen

[@onixiion3071]

Hi jo, for your question @17:31 yes, if you detonate the remote bomb frame 1 as they pick it up, it will explode. It's a tight window, but until it's at the characters 'resting item hold' it does work and is hilarious. Been waiting to answer a Lonk FAQ.

[@kestrel7493]

That mewtwo game is honestly one of the best things I've ever seen

[@CaptainTechnicalityLP]

This is the payoff to an entire year of Gimr jokes

[@art2norrman872]

This elite Smash series makes my day every time

[@tomjackal5708]

that lucario final smash avoidance was HOT

[@michaualtington]

Its like an hour past the time they usually upload and im fully prepared for them to not come back for atleast a month.

[@patrickabbott1029]

I can't believe jacob didn't comment on how the marth and lucario were hard double teaming him, he didn't complain or seem to notice, then fucking wins, the legend.

[@icarusmarioFAN]

No, he definitely noticed and commented on it

[@Angomann]

Can I make a serious analytical breakdown of 18:34 ? You guys are joking about Lucario, who had just used his final smash against jacob despite him being at 20%, and the marth being at 90. His aura mechanic, giving him the edge when he's down, dosen't come into play if he has a high stock lead. "He may be up a stock, but he's actually at a disadvantage right now" followed *immediately* by Lucario getting an side-b grab on Link. Lucario is at a hefty 81.6%, and link is at 36-50 after the hit, and is already quite near the right blastzone. If lucario were stock even, it's possible that aura might have given that move the launch power needed to secure the kill.

[@kentaIzzy]

viridis staff clips at the top like it's hit the top of the screen on the 3ds...

[@dogpond12fan15]

Honestly, I half expected that Little Mac to quit out at the last possible minute just to make you guys waste time for teaming up on him and I'm frankly disappointed that he didn't.

[@Fomortiis100]

3:45 "MKLeo's still gonna beat little timmy" Funny he says that because the reason why items are so strictly banned is because Ken, the top Melee player at his time, lost to little timmy in Brawl because items were on

[@bewill5121]

Imagine being that kid tho

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Is there video of this, cuz that sounds hilarious and I wanna watch

[@npclucario7005]

I'm pretty sure if you use preferred rules off you generally get the weirder rulesets since most people don't have similar rulesets and they need to find someone to fight them

[@MaxWelton]

21:02 Hero. Obviously.

[@Nennecatgirl]

This episode was recorded before sora. I just- this timeline. Their uploads man

[@VelociKatzeMk99]

21:02 "goku" could be lucario, as they are both voiced by sean schemmel, and also both fire a big laser

[@solarsloan]

The silence after Jo’s line at 4:20 is DEAFENING.

[@blazeten2223]

wtf kind of question is "what among us color does yoshi play????" also yoshi strikes me as a cyan

[@enlongjones2394]

Yoshi mains random color.

[@wurmturm]

@@enlongjones2394 the average yoshi player is 3 years old so they don't know they can switch colours yet

[@paxgallery6646]

So we can all agree that the next episode that gets uploaded isnt going to start with byleth, right?

[@DevNode27]

The crafting table takes resources to resummon, so if you've got a Steve trying to stall under the ledge with block > up-smash you can bleed him out of his blocks and force him back up

[@MasterPojoway]

i dont know what my favorite game is, link and squirtle vs little mac or lucina vs mewtwo

[@RobertoGarcia-kh4px]

my favorite bald charachter is eric (that’s ESAM btw)

[@formentera_]

craziest part about this video is that Jacob was once that Little Mac.

[@kappa3182]

“Welcome to the bald podcast, where we have a bald time”

[@hedgehogsonic11]

26:05 may be the greatest joke this channel has ever hosted

[@jadennigel773]

The bald podcast is probably my favorite running bit

[@ardejeherde]

"Mom t-bagged" -JoSniffy, 2021

[@davonc1391]

I got CPUCS flaschbacks when Alpha missed his Ult with Lucina 2:08 °L°

[@spectator8298]

“Celeste, Elmo’s number adventure”..

[@KameKai]

Jo- “I rather him be toxic than quote xenoblade at me” *body chilling silence* Me- he right

[@TarnishedHuntsman]

...did Jacob ever get his Switch back, or are they still using the one from the tournament?

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Does it look like he has every character unlocked?

[@SteelCrustacean]

Hold the hell up, you're exactly right.

[@zhoubiden6003]

Nah he threw his switch in the trash years ago this is a new one

[@exzyyd392]

@@zhoubiden6003 he never actually reused that clip, it was a new switch each time

[@Skoomz]

That mewtwo only threw out 7 aerials, the whole game

[@zeldacompany1587]

7:38 The only thing I could think of that makes me respect the Mewtwo is of he was doing a "no up smash" challenge. Other than that...jeez lol

[@slashattack]

I have a weird feeling that Mewtwo would prefer to play pretend rather than among us

[@TheNanEpic]

Every new video on this channel I have to try to figure out if Altrive is still here because there's always a pause before he says anything. I swear it's getting longer each time

[@gentlefauna]

I just want the entire alphard backlog to get uploaded the day he retires except the very last episode of each game

[@originalpixel7432]

4$ Plate the Squirtle is also so funny because the $ is in the wrong spot.

[@Snipereye64]

i still think the koopa at the koopa bank should say thank you for your koopaeration instead of cooperation when you go to the koopa bank

[@conorflannelly5520]

"That's better than having God. Well, there goes God."

[@arcanearcturus]

No you fools Bowser is Jack Black not Black Also Hero is Goko more than likely

[@Strange2259]

They may have not finished a lot of series, but at least they haven't started halfway into a game yet

[@jaune188]

3 characters in one video, that's awesome

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

I don’t think that Mewtwo knew he had upwards directed moves

[@LostSnowdrift]

in this episode, alpharad aircamps someone on final destination (7:20)

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 427 of asking for Super Paper Mario. I wonder if someone is keeping track of how many of these videos start with a new challenger approaching

[@enigma8301]

Alpharad, spawning/moving the crafting table as Steve costs material. That's why you can destroy it.

[@UrsineDBruin]

Every time I see a 500 ping game, I remember that we pay for that.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Dude Wario and Palutena as an eCouple is something I need on my screen

[@tomjackal5708]

that counter on the mewtwo :hot_face:

[@lachlanduncan9320]

Ganondorf is definitely the imposter. The plot of Ocarina of Time is Link using time travel to prove it and get him voted out after Zelda called him sus with no evidence.

[@lachlanduncan9320]

It seems my main account (Cliff the Crafter) is shadow banned on this channel, probably because of when you deleted a bunch of random comments as a joke. Is there any way to get that fixed?

[@ike8028]

21:27 "We're like 30 seconds into this video" Eh, close enough

[@caseyp5861]

This sounds like a fun time already.

[@sketchfluffer7324]

dark samus would be the most likely to be imposter, seeing as they are literally a mass of the X pretending to be samus, or an imposter if you will.

[@Toast0nyx]

Jacob was in a down smash mood today

[@yeetusfaleetus]

it's my personal headcanon that whenever they talk about these videos they haven't uploaded, they're just planning out what they're gonna mass upload the day they stop posting on the channel

[@Nihilpotat]

Ah yes jo, lucina, my favorite xenoblade character

[@dakirisironheart2403]

Jigglypuff is the imposter, no questions asked. Cause no one would expect it, which is why we should.

[@breadslice4375]

DK would most definitely play the “new” banana color

[@redcoinbandit]

I feel like bowser is a sweaty imposter

[@crazytexan711]

If only ice climbers went like this episode

[@duncanshepherd1631]

Jo taking 30 seconds to describe a zoner

[@dylanrose1968]

I don’t even watch the videos I just listen to Altrive and Jo talk about farting, baldness, and among us colors

[@WarrenValion]

Tbf, Snake's C4 is similar in application to Link's Remote Bomb, and not only can he dedonate it when it's on somebody, but you can't interact within it otherwise. So I think Link remote bombs deserve to be buffed accordingly.

[@rubylikessonic2]

I like how this is two episodes

[@ryanmeyers7652]

They beat that play station 5 game

[@BittyDuster]

4:23 “quote Xenoblade at me” bruh

[@lancenocturna2743]

Ganondorf is the Altrive Pikmin 4 of the Smash cast.

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

Y'all beat Portal. Did you remember to count that one?>

[@wurmturm]

the mewtwo wasn't spamming up-smash so he wasn't playing mewtwo correctly

[@wirelessgrapes2242]

My favorite bald character in smash is Binging with Babish

[@DerrylHopkins]

That Mewtwo is my hero.

[@hydro3490]

the bald podcast bit is hilarious