Bullying Little Mac with strangers

[@enlongjones2394]

The fact that Mewtwo was finished off with an up smash is hilariously fitting, as that’s the one move he refused to use.

[@SageSchispell]

And the one move that might have earned him one more stock had he not refused so violently to use it...

[@giraton1]

My theory is that the mewtwo had pressing up on joystick set to jump and didn't know about c stick smashes.

[@ryanbanez7926]

*Freiza

[@DavidSartor0]

@@ryanbanez7926 *Frieza

[@squak___]

One time in smash 4 i spent a whole game down-airing a samus with greninja and then lost the game to a down air spike

[@roddorfj]

It always takes Dash like 30 seconds to say something in a video and every time I'm scared he's not gonna be in this one

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@Pluike]

I forgot we already had the Little Mac episode and got scared this was that.

[@6pmhotdog]

@Dоnt Rеаd Му РrоfiIе Рiсturе 🅥 no thank you :)

[@rajkangriwala2898]

wait which one is the little mac episode

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@MasterPojoway]

honestly my favorite part of all these videos is the background conversations dash and jo have while jacob’s just there silently playing the game

[@pyromaniac000000]

24:18 this man is DEDICATED to playing Simon optimally. He was mashing the b button SO hard he used the final smash the exact frame he got it! I wish i had the dedication to being that optimal, that man is cracked!

[@sillygoofygoofball]

Did you notice.. it was serg94.. a villain from a previous episode

[@sillygoofygoofball]

He was in “low GSP kazuya”, episode 21, at 5:24 and alpha got destroyed lmao

[@cototo]

@@sillygoofygoofball are you sweating elite smash lore? cuz i can respect that

[@lief5957]

@@sillygoofygoofball is the hero we need

[@Hawishh]

This episode says a lot about modern society.

[@mariodude7424]

Yup

[@yeehaw1181]

Ikr, Donkey Kong would never choose yellow

[@cassidy1730]

and yet we live in one.

[@jop3636]

yeah, modern society is bald

[@applesm4623]

I main cyan

[@primkinkajou2563]

YOOOOOOOO MY MOM IS IN THIS EPISODE AT 26:54!!! She's a huge fan of your channel. Uploaded the replay to my channel immediately after it happened out of pure fanboy. Let's freaking go, our cause is just.

[@primkinkajou2563]

Just want to point out that at 30:02 my mom was out of range to counter the strong hit, and also that she got the tipper fsmash to kill anyways

[@Koro27]

nice, next time, maybe she can win?!!

[@orignialname4983]

You know, I was skeptical on whether or not you were being for real, but then I saw your replies and, wow, you've really been hyping this up for a month now, huh.

[@primkinkajou2563]

@@orignialname4983 I'm telling you bro I fanboyed, lmao

[@youremeraldstar]

your mom is pretty hype ngl

[@FFKonoko]

"Yeah, that's a lucina quote" "I'd rather he just be toxic than quote xenoblade at me" *silent pause* God damn, Jo.

[@GuuchReborn]

i thought altrive was going to say "im really feeling it!"

[@TKNinja37]

I feel like that was an "I can change the future!" quick-chat PTSD response rather than a legitimate "Lucina the Xenoblade Girl" thing.

[@SmoothAsFelt]

I would go through high school again just to make this my senior quote

[@rylandsmith8552]

Shit had me rolling

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@biggunner7722]

fun fact the crafting table stops min min arms making steve the only fighter that camp min min out the same way he would any other fighter

[@landios9555]

thanks steve

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@nickthe509]

it also gives mac ko meter

[@goodguyscratch2293]

Literally min mins are my favorite to fight, you can all just place a block down and be find, they can't punch through it, they have to approach, normally min mins rage quit instead of trying to figure it out

[@nitronikolai]

@@goodguyscratch2293 This is because your average min min main is a lobotomite

[@cicero7360]

Bald podcast is my favourite recurring bit. Love to see the representation for our community.

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@NotDanP1an]

21:59

[@ottamotta]

i appreciate how nice these thumbnails are even though they could literally be poorly cut out pngs and we wouldnt care

[@ucheehQ]

@@limmlee9007 Good point! I hadn't considered that.

[@KatsuTG]

@@limmlee9007 yooooo true

[@big_fat_nuts123]

@@limmlee9007 that's a miss

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@gangjittleyang]

@@limmlee9007 miss

[@MasterPojoway]

i dont remember the last time i watched an alpharad deluxe video without dash and i honestly love that

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Dash being a permanent member is genuinely the best thing to happen to this channel

[@rixrobin]

The ecouple joke was the hardest I have laughed in a while Edit: decided to see if there was actual fan art of that pairing and there is 1 crummy deviantart post from 2015.

[@DavidSartor0]

Thank you.

[@tomjackal5708]

link?

[@G32hero]

@@tomjackal5708 no this is the lucina episode not link

[@micahclark3606]

*pauses on character select screen* Ah, this was before the Kazuya Extravaganza

[@icarusmarioFAN]

I think it would be interesting to put together a playlist of all the episodes in canonical order

[@J_dnvg]

I cant believe Alpharad became the very thing he dreaded, a player who teams against a low tier online character with another person in a 3-for-all. Except in this one he was on the winning side. Outstanding character development.

[@MeganiumMiiverse]

No Jo has character development the most

[@co5micwaffle742]

See, bullying Little Mac is funnier than Greninja

[@dragax9666]

Pk fire + up b is such a revolutionary strategy! Bet it will change the meta

[@at0mic39_5]

The real bullies were the enemies we made along the way

[@thecountercounter9127]

ive never seen toxicity as high as that mewtwo match where you managed to AIRCAMP ON FD INTO UPSMASH and i think that deserves a goddamn award, close second is that match of sonic and pokemon trainer where you just slow walked away from him and he literally just could not hit you for his life

[@mechaman5000]

which video was that

[@cogbait]

@@mechaman5000 the sonic one

[@Sonic759100]

God bless the poor eighth grader that beat all his friends with Mewtwo and had to face the wrath of Lucia, held by the human Skeleton Key of Smash players no less. Also, the lengths they'll go to justifying double teaming the worst character is fucking gold. Tilting. But gold.

[@NathanLouie]

3:10 the only thing breaking the crafting table does is makes it waste materials, since spawning/moving the crafting requires some materials this also means if steve has no materials and his table breaks it won’t come back

[@Dawarioz]

Seeing the Fierce Deity shoot an ancient arrow into Steve's heart jumpscared me

[@Bosstylo]

"Let's do Byleth bc Byleth won a major recently" *Cuts to next episode* Uh oh

[@jswp5]

Thinking in my head that bowser would pick black in among us then hearing both Jo and Altrive say the same thing really hit different

[@pkpyro2000]

The fact that this episode ended on them going to play Byleth when they were doing really well means that her episode is gonna be like an hour long

[@onixiion3071]

Hi jo, for your question @17:31 yes, if you detonate the remote bomb frame 1 as they pick it up, it will explode. It's a tight window, but until it's at the characters 'resting item hold' it does work and is hilarious. Been waiting to answer a Lonk FAQ.

[@mdudegamer]

Today I learned that there is, in fact, a final episode of Wario Land waiting to be uploaded. This makes me happy.

[@tuskoub]

I have been so dearly looking forward to Wario World continuing

[@Clover90000]

i bully strangers outside of smash

[@GBIceTheGod]

🤨

[@Gator_nit]

Respect the grind

[@pmahcgop6693]

Hit

[@pidgey1758]

@@pmahcgop6693 good game

[@radiowaves4010]

that ladies and gentlemen that's a hit

[@buttersddragon]

i adore the sudden burst of laughter after "Wario and Palutena looks like an ecouple"

[@art2norrman872]

This elite Smash series makes my day every time

[@kestrel7493]

That mewtwo game is honestly one of the best things I've ever seen

[@patrickabbott1029]

I can't believe jacob didn't comment on how the marth and lucario were hard double teaming him, he didn't complain or seem to notice, then fucking wins, the legend.

[@icarusmarioFAN]

No, he definitely noticed and commented on it

[@CaptainTechnicalityLP]

This is the payoff to an entire year of Gimr jokes

[@VelociKatzeMk99]

21:02 "goku" could be lucario, as they are both voiced by sean schemmel, and also both fire a big laser

[@michaualtington]

Its like an hour past the time they usually upload and im fully prepared for them to not come back for atleast a month.

[@ThePuff18]

Bowser doesn’t play among us He yells at Bowser Jr for it.

[@Nennecatgirl]

This episode was recorded before sora. I just- this timeline. Their uploads man

[@solarsloan]

The silence after Jo’s line at 4:20 is DEAFENING.

[@motherfive8088]

The best part about this is that there were likely people spectating who bet on little mac only for this to happen

[@tomjackal5708]

that lucario final smash avoidance was HOT

[@MasterPojoway]

i dont know what my favorite game is, link and squirtle vs little mac or lucina vs mewtwo

[@blazeten2223]

wtf kind of question is "what among us color does yoshi play????" also yoshi strikes me as a cyan

[@enlongjones2394]

Yoshi mains random color.

[@wurmturm]

@@enlongjones2394 the average yoshi player is 3 years old so they don't know they can switch colours yet

[@davonc1391]

I got CPUCS flaschbacks when Alpha missed his Ult with Lucina 2:08 °L°

[@kentaIzzy]

viridis staff clips at the top like it's hit the top of the screen on the 3ds...

[@RobertoGarcia-kh4px]

my favorite bald charachter is eric (that’s ESAM btw)

[@Fomortiis100]

3:45 "MKLeo's still gonna beat little timmy" Funny he says that because the reason why items are so strictly banned is because Ken, the top Melee player at his time, lost to little timmy in Brawl because items were on

[@bewill5121]

Imagine being that kid tho

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Is there video of this, cuz that sounds hilarious and I wanna watch

[@npclucario7005]

I'm pretty sure if you use preferred rules off you generally get the weirder rulesets since most people don't have similar rulesets and they need to find someone to fight them

[@cleoknight4788]

Honestly, I half expected that Little Mac to quit out at the last possible minute just to make you guys waste time for teaming up on him and I'm frankly disappointed that he didn't.

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 427 of asking for Super Paper Mario. I wonder if someone is keeping track of how many of these videos start with a new challenger approaching

[@DevNode27]

The crafting table takes resources to resummon, so if you've got a Steve trying to stall under the ledge with block > up-smash you can bleed him out of his blocks and force him back up

[@Angomann]

Can I make a serious analytical breakdown of 18:34 ? You guys are joking about Lucario, who had just used his final smash against jacob despite him being at 20%, and the marth being at 90. His aura mechanic, giving him the edge when he's down, dosen't come into play if he has a high stock lead. "He may be up a stock, but he's actually at a disadvantage right now" followed *immediately* by Lucario getting an side-b grab on Link. Lucario is at a hefty 81.6%, and link is at 36-50 after the hit, and is already quite near the right blastzone. If lucario were stock even, it's possible that aura might have given that move the launch power needed to secure the kill.

[@originalpixel7432]

4$ Plate the Squirtle is also so funny because the $ is in the wrong spot.

[@zeldacompany1587]

7:38 The only thing I could think of that makes me respect the Mewtwo is of he was doing a "no up smash" challenge. Other than that...jeez lol

[@jadennigel773]

The bald podcast is probably my favorite running bit

[@ardejeherde]

"Mom t-bagged" -JoSniffy, 2021

[@MaxWelton]

21:02 Hero. Obviously.

[@TheNanEpic]

Every new video on this channel I have to try to figure out if Altrive is still here because there's always a pause before he says anything. I swear it's getting longer each time

[@paxgallery6646]

So we can all agree that the next episode that gets uploaded isnt going to start with byleth, right?

[@TarnishedHuntsman]

...did Jacob ever get his Switch back, or are they still using the one from the tournament?

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Does it look like he has every character unlocked?

[@SteelCrustacean]

Hold the hell up, you're exactly right.

[@zhoubiden6003]

Nah he threw his switch in the trash years ago this is a new one

[@exzyyd392]

@@zhoubiden6003 he never actually reused that clip, it was a new switch each time

[@KameKai]

Jo- “I rather him be toxic than quote xenoblade at me” *body chilling silence* Me- he right

[@hedgehogsonic11]

26:05 may be the greatest joke this channel has ever hosted

[@caseyp5861]

This sounds like a fun time already.

[@enigma8301]

Alpharad, spawning/moving the crafting table as Steve costs material. That's why you can destroy it.

[@LostSnowdrift]

in this episode, alpharad aircamps someone on final destination (7:20)

[@spectator8298]

“Celeste, Elmo’s number adventure”..

[@arcanearcturus]

No you fools Bowser is Jack Black not Black Also Hero is Goko more than likely

[@gentlefauna]

I just want the entire alphard backlog to get uploaded the day he retires except the very last episode of each game

[@lancenocturna2743]

Ganondorf is the Altrive Pikmin 4 of the Smash cast.

[@andrew3866]

Lucina match 2 has joined terry vs bowser amiibo on the instantly make me laugh clips list

[@dylanrose1968]

I don’t even watch the videos I just listen to Altrive and Jo talk about farting, baldness, and among us colors

[@ike8028]

21:27 "We're like 30 seconds into this video" Eh, close enough

[@WarrenValion]

Tbf, Snake's C4 is similar in application to Link's Remote Bomb, and not only can he dedonate it when it's on somebody, but you can't interact within it otherwise. So I think Link remote bombs deserve to be buffed accordingly.

[@sketchfluffer7324]

dark samus would be the most likely to be imposter, seeing as they are literally a mass of the X pretending to be samus, or an imposter if you will.

[@shapelyturtles3549]

BigGae and LIL NESS X are most powerful duo ever to exist

[@Snipereye64]

i still think the koopa at the koopa bank should say thank you for your koopaeration instead of cooperation when you go to the koopa bank

[@lachlanduncan9320]

Ganondorf is definitely the imposter. The plot of Ocarina of Time is Link using time travel to prove it and get him voted out after Zelda called him sus with no evidence.

[@lachlanduncan9320]

It seems my main account (Cliff the Crafter) is shadow banned on this channel, probably because of when you deleted a bunch of random comments as a joke. Is there any way to get that fixed?

[@kappa3182]

“Welcome to the bald podcast, where we have a bald time”

[@formentera_]

craziest part about this video is that Jacob was once that Little Mac.

[@breadslice4375]

DK would most definitely play the “new” banana color

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

Y'all beat Portal. Did you remember to count that one?>

[@CaptHayfever]

"Is Chef bald?" No, of course not; he takes off his hat sometimes & lets his fro loos-- "from Total Drama Island" ...who from what?

[@jaune188]

3 characters in one video, that's awesome

[@dakirisironheart2403]

Jigglypuff is the imposter, no questions asked. Cause no one would expect it, which is why we should.

[@slashattack]

I have a weird feeling that Mewtwo would prefer to play pretend rather than among us

[@floofyk2384]

As someone that mains bowser Jo was absolutely right about playing black in among us

[@rylandsmith8552]

Ah yes jo, lucina, my favorite xenoblade character

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Dude Wario and Palutena as an eCouple is something I need on my screen

[@conorflannelly5520]

"That's better than having God. Well, there goes God."

[@Strange2259]

They may have not finished a lot of series, but at least they haven't started halfway into a game yet

[@internetadventurer4570]

You could make a podcast out of this

[@Skoomz]

That mewtwo only threw out 7 aerials, the whole game

[@BoldTool20]

my favourite bald cahracter is Al G. Rhythm

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

I don’t think that Mewtwo knew he had upwards directed moves

[@neelita]

Jacob's recent videos definitely make me think of Chris McLean

[@cameronshephard9466]

That mew two was just a deer in headlights And that mac only hit once

[@ScarletPhoenix.23]

Chris definitely is the replacement host for squid game

[@ethan2670]

Stop, he's already dead! Poor Little Mac

[@axiusshikage4826]

Altrive's baldsona is Nappa from the team four star dub

[@undercoft7756]

They did 3 characters this episode because with only those two they didn’t have a bald man joke

[@SomebodytoRemember]

You said Wario and Palutena, and yep, there is already fan art of it from 2015

[@sunthorn4782]

Donkey Kong would definitely be banana color