BURNING DESIRES

[@thebigguy3964]

I have a feeling the guy who keeps commissioning fempyro is a baron oil prince.

[@jacextreme6432]

That’d… make a lot of sense…

[@kingunicorn7353]

is this the equivalent of suspiciously wealthy furries?

[@StormDracoX]

​@@kingunicorn7353 Those are called doctors

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

Its just Pyrocynical

[@kefirsaphyr]

​@@T.h.e.T.i.n.o No. It's too skinny

[@RealKirb]

0:03 Joe after realizing what he had created

[@GregTheLion]

0:07 Joe accepting his fate

[@Hervoo]

Bro, just search R34 with his name, he's happy about it

[@atlasreborn7221]

@@Hervoo ...The fact this implies you actively look up SilentManJoe on R34 scares me.

[@orbit565]

Who's Joe?

[@GregTheLion]

@@orbit565 Joe feign ignorance to the KZbinr's name is concerning to say the least. I sugesst next time you make such a comment to do Joe research and proof read before ridiculing Joeself

[@InYourFr1dge]

Watching this on four hours of sleep just gave me whiplash

[@zpydd_]

rip your back

[@hometownboy6537]

I see this as an absolute win. :)

[@tylerelgin]

Sleep?

[@conwolf08wazhere11]

Tell me about it

[@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero]

Whiplash? The only thing it gave me was an erection

[@aro_ger_]

Great, now ZZZ has officially infected TF2.

[@randorookie8587]

They’re both literally everywhere this was inevitable and personally no complaints

[@adrianfixel8222]

And it all started by 2 arsonists from different games

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

That's not fair. Interacting with TF2 is a right of passage for everything on the internet.

[@justarandombluebird8222]

The moment she started to use the kazotski kick it was over

[@neveragain7705]

is there a problem with that?.

[@KingofPootis]

Sees the horrors "Joe what in the fresh he-" Sees its a commision "Understandable have a great day."

[@CRABboy1678]

Bro it's November...

[@Atrael_AMOGUS]

i failed alr

[@Ovrhyt65]

idc abt it tbh

[@Atrael_AMOGUS]

@@Ovrhyt65 me too

[@BlueDavrial]

Non-stop

[@coomcharger6105]

Joe: "Too bad, bitch."

[@toon5052]

Erza cosplaying as fempyro was not on my bingo card. I appreciate the physics.

[@coomcharger6105]

Wait, that's an Erza model

[@toon5052]

@coomcharger6105 the head looks like an Erza Scarlet, Im guessing from a model of the game.

[@Snowy_Satura_Valentina_Rose]

Now I can't unsee it, you bastard

[@D13G0Z]

But can she make a good grilled chesse?

[@foto-nio2913]

But can she make a good grilled cheese?

[@LAV-III]

But can she make a good grilled cheese?

[@kannonsircy7748]

But can she make a good grilled cheese?

[@jackraptor695]

But can she make a good grilled cheese?

[@witherwitchstudio3846]

But can she make a good grilled cheese?

[@Pudding404]

Burnice was pyro the entire time. Should've known.

[@StickMaster500]

Making TF2 into a ZZZ style-like game would get so many people playing the game, no matter if you like it or not

[@ockhamsraptor4702]

Not the kind of crowd you want.

[@Shitposting_IHMN]

People do play bad games...

[@XC11301991]

​@ockhamsraptor4702 Implying TF2 doesn't already draw even more problematic people, lol.

[@EucalyptusHigh]

I don't know if this was a fact I wanted told by you

[@foto-nio2913]

omg is the tf2 lover mandatory coment guy

[@daleksec01]

Silentmanjoe downloading Pyrocynical ahh mods 💀

[@kannonsircy7748]

Nah, she's not thicc enough for him.

[@FoxesAreGods660]

Nah, she's too slender for pyro's taste

[@MikeMarked]

According to his standards, she's malnourished

[@StraightUpJorkinIt420]

Not fat enough

[@musicaman8683]

You’re soooo funny with that skull emoji dude

[@foneyvevo5129]

All jokes aside. The animation ,camera movement and all other details is MAGNIFICENT.

[@witherwitchstudio3846]

Wait I got to rewatch. I was paying attention to....something else.

[@randomguy1912]

And here I thought we didn't need a better FemPyro model, but...well, here we are.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

If you want a "Fempyro", no idea why you'd look to Pyro Land's resident, anyway. We've got Smolderdash and Solara, after all.

[@randomguy1912]

@@Umbra_Ursus 🤨 What the hell are you talkin' about? I was talking about TF2, not some off-the-wall games I've never heard of.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

@@randomguy1912 Fair enough.

[@RasEli03]

Better is subjective

[@Yareli-Gayane]

I love how literally everyone is joining in on the Burnice brainrot

[@TheRealDismantler]

Respectfully, I do not.

[@RasEli03]

I don't

[@MammalianCreature]

He fulfilled a commission.

[@The_ace-1233]

@@RasEli03 good for you?

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Love how the other mercs aren’t in love with her or anything, they’re just joining the silliness. Engineer and Spy dancing, jamming out with Sniper, it’s all lighthearted fun.

[@rethner]

DUDE! We need those guys ( 0:12 ) dancing like that on a greenscreen. It will be so AWESOME!

[@incafox]

those physics are at a new level 🔥

[@Doctor_Isaac_Kleiner]

dr. isaac kleiner sends his regards from Black Mesa, the science team does NOT own wikipedia for this reason

[@J0e423]

Gordon Freeman didn’t need to hear all these, he’s a highly trained professional.

[@GenericName-017]

You mean the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?

[@RealKnob]

The first thing i said once i saw the notification was: "Oh no..."

[@themintycafe5208]

Y'know damn well that commissioner must've shelled out some good dough for this! XD

[@goldenmikytlgp3484]

NAH, WE KNOW WHAT BRO WAS DOING WHEN ANIMATING THIS. DOING THIS WITH ONE HAND IS INSANE 😂

[@Zarcotix]

YO WHAT 💀

[@MammalianCreature]

Nah, he's not that weakwilled and frail. That's a specific tier of weeb

[@ivanjm2707]

@@MammalianCreaturesaying this like he hasn’t animated porn before lmao

[@MammalianCreature]

@@ivanjm2707 Did he "do it with one hand" like the tired and aged joke says over n over n over n over again? That jokes gets used anytime a character with jiggle physics is on screen.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@ivanjm2707 has he? Checking Joe’s tag on r34 shows that it’s mostly just people using Jane in their art/animations. If Joe’s done anything himself I ain’t seen it. That being said, if those 3D animations are his…

[@solaire2271]

Commissioner is a man who knows what he likes, and buddy, I'm not gonna judge him.

[@Gloomdrake]

Well I am. But first, I need to find a KZbinr who will tell me what my opinion on this matter is

[@weegeequeviucoisas9854]

When I saw the title I tought the video was gonna be SilentManJoe singing 'hellfire' after witnessing a fempyro.

[@yeboizubat]

Glorious fempyro content

[@rybavihevima]

Once again, thank you QuietSirJoseph for giving us a ZZZ and TF2 animation including my two favorite arsonists.

[@UnusualTheMedicMain]

I suddenly feel the urge to spend thousands of dollars on a slot machine

[@The_ace-1233]

Do it. join the Dark side, brother

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

Yo @UnusualTheMedicMain , the Empire's pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something

[@ALMarkAZ1990]

Didn't expected such a fan service from you. It surely is unexpected but kinda welcome. Glad nobody got hurt.

[@vihuynhquang5204]

Welp, soldiers. There’s a saying, and now I have seen the reasons behind ‘em… *If you can’t beat ‘em all… just join them*

[@The_Navagator_Trace_Rifle]

Guys I swear I watch silentmanjoe for the plot

[@Buzzsawshadow]

Oh lord here comes the gooners

[@petyooo19]

There has to be something on the Internet

[@Buzzsawshadow]

@ sadly yes

[@gamesixio2146]

“Aye boss! Wats da plan!”

[@gloriousblobber9647]

Not like furries did any better with pyro anyway!

[@Anabomi]

You animated everything in this video Even jiggle physics

[@fcantil]

Wait till this guy learns that physics can be simulated, and not manually animated.

[@boilingluigi1824]

​@@fcantilHe'll keep animating it anyway.

[@blizz44]

"Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right!" -Johnny Bravo

[@oh_no787]

was notified about this video seconds after reading a post talking about pyro’s gender is only what’s funniest at the moment.. this is quite the example of that theory

[@StanleyMOV]

holy moly

[@staticvitality146]

What have you done.

[@witherwitchstudio3846]

We can't go back now

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

*YOU IMBEC!LE! YOU DOOMED US ALL!"

[@freddiefishton]

… *slams folder onto table*

[@coomcharger6105]

Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us. So listen up, boy, or pornography staring the Pyro will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

[@joshbruv4056]

"Pornography" -Spy TF2

[@DMphobia]

God damn this guy's got some serious cash.

[@J0e423]

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you’ve been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… Well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up Mr. Freeman, Wake up and smell the ashes

[@MushyBrainMan]

13.7 billion years of the universe to create this i was born in the right timeline

[@ExoTrooper2529]

0:02 SCOUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO TABLE

[@FreshTillDeath56]

Well, that's a quarter of a minute of my life that I'm never getting back...

[@TheTrueMerrio]

*Pyrocynical has logged in...*

[@Raygun59]

I was waiting for this and you didn’t disappoint… too funny

[@mrkek6311]

NAAAAAH BRO WHAT IS THIS... WE NEED MORE

[@TheJockester]

Did this really need jiggle psychics? Joe: Y E S

[@Max_the_dragon]

It's a reference to a game character that has everything on jiggle physics including thighs

[@Case-of7xe]

I love her personality

[@Bleedingblades843]

POV. Silentmanjoe editing this with one hand 😂😂

[@greatnate9492]

Twas only an amount of time before Pyro got an updated female version..... the internet is gonna lose its god damned mind.

[@IIAwfulWaffleII]

I swear the dude who commissions these just has infinite money

[@mrwhyz795]

The face of silent joe as she dances is funny as hell, This is an amazing animation nailed it with the kazotsky kick lmao.

[@ShockedTaiLung]

Oh god no we lost him 😭

[@arikmcfadden9541]

Some of the best lighting I've seen you use for any of these videos.

[@infineoinfinite]

god damnit you got me invested in this one especially where fempyro is dancing with blu spy and red engie

[@phantom1051]

I have now become addicted to ZZZ, thanks Joe

[@Cat_is_sleepin]

"Yeah, I fuel my fire with this" -Makoto Yuki Pissloaner 3

[@ABAgamer_]

Love Joe’s reaction while he’s reading the book. The neurons REALLY activated.

[@unseenreaper2251]

I am mortified yet aroused at the same time

[@ryuzxa]

Her model look so cute holy shit

[@fcantil]

I can't believe this is actually the second TF2 animation with Burnice that I've seen on this site

[@airbornefame-69]

All hornballs aside, this model is absolutely gorgeous and the animation is heavenly

[@PrestonGravey]

I realized Scout was building a pyramid of cups but failed and fell on the table lol

[@turboranger7550]

Wait, this isn't the mission Tempenny gives you!

[@Sirmatthaeus]

PERMISSION TO ENGAGE LETHAL FORCE?

[@foto-nio2913]

GRANTED

[@Sirmatthaeus]

*STARTS FLAMPANZER IN JOY*

[@RasEli03]

​@@Sirmatthaeus **TAKE MY PANZERSHREK**

[@ZOM_BUNNY]

More like pootis engage force

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

​@@ZOM_BUNNYNo because they were exactly after the anime @$$

[@blitzogalex67]

Now we need a full version, *the algorithm demands it*

[@camman053]

*slam table* Damn it, JOE- why must that be a thing!?

[@CardboardBox427]

Alrighty, when did you let Pyrocynical commission you?

[@jacobpalmer7538]

Joe no matter what please do not fall down *that* rabbit hole of sfm. You're too much of a gem to lose to the dark side 🐸

[@cyrildejesus6484]

"Pornography." -The Spy from Team Fortress 2 May 19, 2009 1:24/3:19

[@Jonkenstonk]

Goonin to this later 👍

[@argus_lunge9026]

When the average pyro player gets put on anime estrogen

[@didu173]

Oh god who told him about zzz

[@noahward8314]

I have a bad feeling about this guy.

[@braydenmbve545]

Joe… run Joe, don’t let it envelop you.

[@deezy1911]

"Pyro! Didnt i tell you to stop using the Femalinizator?!" Kinda souns like slmething Doofenachmirtz would invent

[@bananerbug165]

I get notified for this at the worst timing

[@ThesentrynamedVasser]

the pyro squad was just vibin'

[@Link60255]

Okay now do it with shirtless muscular pyro for the men

[@DJelNukaAdicto]

N9oooooooooo what have you done you doomed us alll 😮😮😮😢😢😢

[@radianteko]

I am psychologically disturbed

[@RobertPayne-fl4mq]

Water Piss FIRE FIRE FIRE And demoman aye

[@foto-nio2913]

All of the avatars, must rise and defeat me!

[@somerandomguy5507]

Joe, please come out of your room it's been days, we're worried about you :[

[@devnull1200]

I have the feeling that this man will be forced further down the coomer rabbithole with further requests

[@takengrinendmmar]

Yessss Yessss Let the ZZZ brianrot consume you

[@jackoockaj]

Que es esto recluta Pyle 🗣🗣

[@Arandom_Youtubefurry]

This was not the content I subscribed for

[@RasEli03]

Same

[@OldManEsteban]

my dry and cracked lips couldn't hurt more from grinning at this

[@shametdmars6624]

Should have been Joe with an Spy Ai cover 0/10

[@harrynoodlemeyer4450]

It's your father Joe... I won't coming back.

[@darkclem2531]

"Commission for a certain fempyro enjoyer on twitter" his search history must be fire....

[@rockerknight900]

Pyro: Anything you desire, set it on fire! Me: Say no more BURNS WORKPLACE DOWN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

NO! NO! NO! ITS GONNA BE EVERY WHERE!!! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?! why WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?!

[@ockhamsraptor4702]

money. he got paid. good for him.

[@Youcican]

​@ockhamsraptor4702 the money is always right! - Mr crabs

[@eldkfwkd321]

The commisioner really love Fempyro with long hair and anime girl face

[@NorthKorean_dictatorship]

Im concerned, spy's disguises gettin too real

[@theanimatormustachegrunt3307]

This is peak fiction 🗣️🔥🔥

[@easyyo6784]

i love the fempyro next to the jacked pyro.

[@weedstage4267]

MGE brother are dissapointed why no MEN with HUGE muscles??

[@jrex_1995]

Now THIS is F I R E! 🔥 I’ll read the room now… 😅

[@shadydaemon4178]

Of course this song would be fire, a spark of any idea by the brightest bulb.

[@theswag9477]

Pandora’s box has been opened with this one

[@SashaTheNun]

Those jiggle physics are... kinda impressive