Burnistoun S1E4 - Dodging the Charity Worker

[@Octobermory]

This is a good lesson that it's best to just say NO and be done with it.

[@Cheezsoup]

I do that . Mum was black affronted when I opened the door to someone I didn't recognise, then even before they had a chance to start their spiel I shut the door in his face saying "no interested".

[@angelmoon1959]

what a great playlist it has cheered me up no end watching these clips my very favorite is the Elevator has me in tears every time , thanks for uploading them x x

[@janicekrieger1922]

ELEVEN! Even my German niece loves that skit.

[@georgecolta1026]

Kirsty Strain is so pretty.

[@Den9082]

This is totally hilarious! I laughed my ass off! This is how charity workers heroically die for £1 at work.. lol

[@atanta169]

definitely one of my favourite sketches

[@cruddnow]

Same house as the "Can I use yer toilet?" sketch from Chewin the Fat, which Robert and Iain helped write as well!

[@NativeEffect]

Wasn’t just me that noticed then!

[@Scotsmen5512]

Maybe it was Robert and Iain that owned the house. That's why it's in both shows.

[@defragsbin]

One of the best sketches I've ever seen. Absolutely beastly behaviour 🐗

[@RaienEafartaigh]

Do you know what street the house was on?

[@OJ9992]

@@RaienEafartaigh North Penis Avenue in Glasgow

[@BennyKeshet]

One of the Best I have ever seen. Totaly recreates my experiences with voice activation.

[@jordancampbell2200]

this is not tha sketch mate.

[@TartanSpartan12]

Anyone else notice it’s the same house used in the sketch in chewin the fat where the guy asks to use the toilet?

[@RaienEafartaigh]

Any idea what street it was?

[@OJ9992]

I like the bullnose step units outside the door

[@AntiAntiAntiFa]

I worked on a public health survey, and the biggest pain was dealing with evasive people who I thought would be available for an interview "some other time".

[@darkbluesoul]

Ahhh, I am totally in love with the scottish brogue, the greatest accent in the English speaking world.

[@janicekrieger1922]

Oi, we are not English!!

[@AntiAntiAntiFa]

@@janicekrieger1922 As a Yank, I sometimes feel totally lost without subtitles. I could follow this one, at least.

[@ElectricRhubarb]

Tears of Laughter!Pure brilliant!

[@smcco27]

"...a cannae put any lights or a telly oan"

[@Xezlec]

THANK YOU. That was the one sentence I couldn't deal with! How did you know?

[@Terziak]

Yer deed, bloody typical. Fucking brilliant! :D

[@RaienEafartaigh]

Anyone know what street this was filmed on?

[@OJ9992]

I think South Penis Avenue in Glasgow

[@NamelessJimmy]

Yer deid? Bloody typical!

[@choceechup6573]

TV licence or the polis would be funny too! Lol 😂😂😂😁

[@Blerghaa]

@eoera its not on anymore the second series finished but it was on bbc scotland

[@JonathanWalsh]

The plastic bags he's sat on disappear once he gets up.

[@AmstradExin]

LOL, ISN'T THIS THE SAME APARTMENT FROM CHEWIN' THE FAT?!?!?!?!?!

[@kittyvomit]

Now you've said that! It does look like the house they used for the washing powder advert sketch with Ronald Villiers.

[@jenniferkelly5897]

He trips over bin bags but when he returns to the house, they're not there.

[@crs2385]

The bin bags are round the corner from his house. Not right outside

[@SPAD.production]

Brilliant!

[@ekklesiast]

Thanks captain! :)

[@TheTruemouse]

"Eleven!"

[@neildempster2827]

This is piss funny!

[@Yinyangz540]

did he say 4 oors? or was it 4 hours?

[@graemefarquharson465]

4 hours it sounds different because of the dialect

[@fedupwithusernames]

scotland is the switzerland of the english-speaking countries xD i managed to understand half of the dialogue. xD

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?

[@bigbaws4469]

@@lastfirst5689 oaf replying to a 9 yr auld comment ahahaha

[@therockstar9259]

2:50 😂😂

[@Eddiebhoy1888]

@AmstradExin Oh my god your right haha.... I thought I was going crazy when I thought it looked like the same one.

[@FBarbarian]

2:35 - I'll just change my coat

[@CommandanteRamon]

It's just wet, that why it's darker

[@tozmom615]

Just do what I do... tell them you already pay a kings ransom in tax.

[@Angie103_]

i cant understand..

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?

[@splashingpuddles1277]

He's so polite, is he Canadian then?

[@philip075]

its scottish accents, he says 4 oors cause its the way we say it, like we say a instead of i, a canny be arsed wae that, stuff like that

[@jordancampbell2200]

aye mate, aye!

[@jfdimarco]

@atamalupegus Scottish. Pure and proud. SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAND!

[@jordancampbell2200]

FREEEEDOM!

[@calbo555]

@oliverblaser good call :d .. i undestand haa

[@TrainTrackTrav]

"Iz dahk noo!"

[@Scrythe]

Oh that? Just another dead charity worker. Happens all the time in this neighborhood. I really should do something about that smell, though...

[@FVD]

Chick is so damn pretty!

[@FVD]

Miguel Fonseca Kirsty Strain apparently.

[@SingHouse]

ok... am I the only one who doesn't understand the accent?

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?

[@aevoguitars2576]

Easier to donate a pound to charity.

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

forthright and upfront. Gettafuyabassa.And then just keep on pressing 1 for english.

[@TheMJBellamy]

OMG that was certainly Winona Ryder!)))))) She made good effort tampering with her scottish accent!

[@OJ9992]

It’s Kirsty Strain

[@laurenlolrend2724]

LOL *Pow*

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

izza a bra nigh the nigh iz i nough.

[@TheMJBellamy]

at least she looks just like her :P

[@dante9002001]

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a different dialect.

[@ekklesiast]

I didn't understand a word. What language is it?

[@ewennicolson4342]

Pissflaps

[@jenniferkelly5897]

Italian

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?

[@ekklesiast]

@@lastfirst5689 7 years later I can finally understand it, wow

[@lastfirst5689]

@@ekklesiast good jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab

[@gordthelord12]

hahahahahahah

[@literanota]

scottish accent.

[@tasomaniac]

I dont understand what they are saying. :)) LOL

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?

[@Navani456]

I can't understand more than 4 words a sentence holy crap

[@ouichtan]

I understand every single word and I'm French! But I lived in Irvine and worked in Ayrshire and Glasgow for 8 years lol so this explains that.

[@jordancampbell2200]

Tha' must be because yer american mate, nae worries.. This situation here is no like tha Trainspottin scene where sick boy says "had it, lost it" no, ye will not lose it mate, guaranteed.

[@lastfirst5689]

Hello from the future. What does a Scottish person do when they can't grasp an accent? Oh that's right, they either listen to the pattern of the accent or they move on without fuss. Genius, right?