Burnistoun - Chinese Takeaway

Burnistoun stars @iainconnell and @boldrobertflorence.
Peter & Scott order Chinese.

[@thedude7727]

as someone who works in a chinese takeaway, the sheer number of guys who will stand and buy £70 worth of food for themselve amazes me.

[@karm42yn]

Once you start adding the chicken cheese rolls, prawn toast, won tons, chicken skewers and so on on top of the mains it adds up pretty fast.

[@themadplotter]

Fucking a quarter duck is like £15 or something, that’s a starter.

[@annedavis6090]

groceries for the week 🤭

[@lmc3307]

Aye I end up spending 50 bob and putting the rest in the fridge for the next day

[@whatwouldroddypiperdo2092]

@@lmc3307 Aye same here I have to justify it now as two meals and just eat all the starters day 1 leave my House special chow mein (Cannae decide which meat so I want ALL the meat) & some ribs for day 2

[@christopherdrennan3511]

"Phone thame, phone thame the noo!"

[@ninjabluewings]

Watching this makes me really want Chinese food right now and it's like 6.20am 🤔🤔

[@1292liam]

ROFL !!!!

[@bumzilla8586]

Did you get the Chinese bro

[@annedavis6090]

phone them anoo!

[@sw8467]

Hows life been treating you within the last 4 years

[@Rey-eq4vq]

His order (in order of appearance) : 1. Breast of Chicken Curry 2. Rice 3. Ribs 4. noodles 5. prawn toast 6. 2 spring rolls 7. chippos 8. Chuang Tzu chow main 9. banana fritter 10. chicken satay 11. 3 portions fried rice 12. Chicken and black bean sauce 13. Chicken and black bean sauce (with green peppers) 14. Chicken and black bean sauce (with red peppers) 15. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no peppers) 16. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no black bean sauce and green peppers) 17. Chili salt and spicy chicken 18. Chili salt and spicy beef 19. Chili salt and spicy prawn 20. Chili salt and spicy chips 21. Chili salt and spicy cheese 22. Chili salt and spicy chicken (with no chili no salt and mild instead of spicy) *[Mild Chicken]* 23. Pinapple fritter 24. Grilled chicken peking style 25. roast chicken with gravy 26. Beef 27. Fried onions (boiled instead of fried) *[Boiled Onions]* 28. Hot and sour soup (cold and sweet instead of hot and sour) *[Cold and Sweet soup]* 29. Crispy shredded beef in sweet and sticky sauce (soft instead of crispy whole instead of shredded spicy instead of sweet and dry instead of sticky prawn instead of beef) *[Soft Whole Sweet Dry Prawn]* 30. Lemonaide *[Limeaide]*

[@lucascoval828]

Dear god....😳

[@Rey-eq4vq]

@WatchEuropaTheLastBattle thanks, fixed.

[@generalgrevious758]

You better eat those fritters now

[@clumsy4579]

8. Char Siu Chow Mein

[@ass_69]

@@generalgrevious758 oft man nothin worse than a cold fritter

[@ddmgaming4823]

I'm Jamaican and Burnistoun is the best sketch comedy tv series i've watched....I even rate it over key and peele....why was there only 3 seasons though??????

[@KC_Lake]

You have great taste

[@thisguy4614]

You might even try the show called Chewin the Fat & Still Game currently on Netflix last time I checked it is on youtube as well.

[@urgadurga]

@@thisguy4614 dont forget Limmy's Show too! fantastic scottish sketch comedy

[@whatwouldroddypiperdo2092]

@The Yorkshireman Reacts Maybe the best way to advertise your channel without openly doing it is to not be a dick plus you're from Yorkshire we know you're all beasts I lived in Rotherham bunch of dirty bastards man

[@Demiglitch]

It’s just brevity, a lot of these shows tend to get in and out before you get bored and if they have more gags they make a new show.

[@Teeveepicksures]

I'm in the states and just stumbled upon this show yesterday. I understand roughly 46% of what they're saying and it's still hilarious.

[@bradcurrie6706]

I'm at 16% Lol

[@blacksquirrel4008]

Same here. KZbin algorithms work, but their ad choices are crap. I can’t hit the skip button fast enough to avoid the Epoch Times

[@Fredisdead420]

Recommended watching still game and chewin the fat

[@frankhiggins2295]

jordy bhurji try watching Rab C Nesbit ...the funniest thing ever .

[@markcarruthers9902]

The scotch accent can sound aggressive but it’s just how we talk, we are really friendly.... honest.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Incredibly, the whole order came to just ten pounds.

[@chopperaxon6171]

Ten Poonds. eh?

[@jkk45]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@Griglager]

"Beef" Beef what? "Just beef" That's me, mate. LOLOL

[@wong-dong-silver]

When I worked in a Chinese we had a customer with a massive elaborate order with about 5 different chicken Currys, each individual curry specifically made (one hot, one nae onion ect) tonnes more as well. Mixed one diet coke with a coke and went fucking ballistic when they called back 😭😂

[@rd30000]

I love the Scottish phrase "that's me an all" 😂

[@jamesrichardson4028]

That's me anaw

[@dontalkt2meboutheros]

Aw at the end. (As Well)

[@MalkyMcCallum]

'Crispy shredded beef in sweet & sticky sauce, saft insteed ah crispy, whole insteed ah shredded, spicy insteed ah sweet & dry insteed ah sticky?' 'Duznae sound right' 'Aw & prawn insteed ah beef!' 'Aye that's mine anaw!'

[@SuisideShots]

Crispy shredded beef in sweet & sticky sauce, saft instead ah crispy whole insteed ah shredded , spicy insteed ah sweet & dry insteed ah stick ?

[@annedavis6090]

😅🤣😂

[@Thunda1986]

Lost track of what he was saying

[@annedavis6090]

@@Thunda1986 @Danny9764 .. fn hilarious

[@Syrus2006]

Expertly typed mate. Got me fuckin' pissin' masel'.

[@Muzza2023]

Phone them, Phone them the NOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣aww man am buckled

[@recruitmentch]

Two bits of nostalgia as a 90's teenager. 1. Ordering takeaways around my girlfriend's house..good times! Her mum excitedly putting out plates in the oven so they'd be warn for when the food would come. Living back home in Italy now, I haven't had a takeaway for probably 15 years now. And 2. That home telephone...we used to have one of those 😂

[@fakename6658]

plates in the oven is a great idea.

[@recruitmentch]

Bless them ❤@@ScottishDeeSideEye

[@warkopvalhalla708]

0:19 Spring rolls is still better than nae rolls

[@seanjosephhayes]

Nae rolls?

[@maryjanesinkansas9287]

​@@seanjosephhayesNAE ROLLS!!!!

[@seanjosephhayes]

@@maryjanesinkansas9287 😂😂

[@pepperachu]

Nothing worse than a cold fritter

[@Efemral]

As an Aussie, I actually can understand this. Also, why didn't he get anything for later?

[@matthewkelly4319]

Phone them! Phone them the noo! 😂🤣

[@umesh1000cc]

One of my favorite burnistoun sketches!

[@MungkiFistilHoss]

Fortunately I was on the the pot watching this as I just pee'd myself with laughter

[@lewisisdaman]

Do you by any chance mean: "Awwww here. Pish patter troops. ah was stoned out my box wen ah watched this. I wus laughing like a mad rocket. Pished maselt laffin. Fuckin nightmare. That's me out ae breeks fur a gud few days till they dry."

[@paulfuray8557]

Think he ordered page 1 AND page 2 of the menu.,😄

[@shesanerinafan]

Oooh I want to order a chinese takeaway yum! Great sketch guys!

[@paulharrison6198]

That massive order is heart attack. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scott-M1]

Phone thaim. PHONE THAIM THE NOO! 😂😂😂

[@samjeffery6802]

If you look at the painting it's the same as the one in trainspotting on spuds morning breakfast scene !

[@davie8906]

But there's nae keich oan it

[@misterpeachy2213]

If I had the money. I would purchase everything that’s on a Chinese takeaway menu as well and this sketch makes me hungry for a Chinese cuisine takeaway to be honest with you here 😋

[@leechristie1848]

Chicken n black bean sauce wae nae black bean sauce Ahahahaha

[@MrSmid888]

This was my favourite sketch back in the day CLASSIC!!!!

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

That's it, get them phoned!

[@roygrace674]

wahahaha.....nce one. though i noticed that he's reading nothing with the take out food thing hehe... still i love thos duo....

[@TheReesi73]

Never seen these before but fair play spot on 😂

[@eljumbotron4056]

1:30 into this sketch and I am fucking starvin.

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

it's like a lunch order for an Oasis rehearsal...

[@AlanRoberts-xy4wu]

These guys came up on my feed & I'm v glad they really made me laf 😆

[@rafael627]

I don't do Scottish accent but I swear to god I understood all of them. The food, universal lango

[@yugandali]

I speak American and Mandarin, and understood like about 20% of what they said. I did catch the "beef," though.

[@annedavis6090]

@@yugandali nae beef..tis prawns😅

[@yugandali]

@@annedavis6090 If you say so! :)

[@chiscoughlan5221]

this takes me back to a time when i visited Glasgow in 1985, id driven there on my bmw motorbike fron Birmingham, and arrived at my uncle mics at 10.30pm june, so it was still daylight. we went for a wee swally and a chinese takeaway, we couldnt get over the fact that the chinese that worked there, all spoke with thick glaswegian accents!!

[@dogepin1640]

In today's rate, this would only cost 600 quid

[@gregiles908]

One of everything from Number 1 to Number 60 please 😂🎉

[@Rykyuby]

Damn that could feed a fuck ton of familes

[@pressureworks]

This, Chewin The Fat, and Still Game has me saying "Magic" all the time, Magic !

[@S-T-E-V-E]

This is makin' me starvin'!

[@josephinewinter]

that's like my friend, except i'm not hungry so i order one thing, then she orders ten, then oh she hasn't got any money when it comes so i pay, then she doesn't eat any of it and puts half in the freezer and half in the bin, and mine's crap and cost me fifty quid by now.. (we're not friends any more, because this happened a few times too often, plus other stuff, a game of two halves, but that was the thing about her that drove me nuts so i'm venting!)

[@CasualFace]

Sorry to hear

[@jmcallion2071]

Great show especially when you're looking for a bottle of ginger

[@connormcdonald1711]

That's like my family

[@jesterminute9472]

Was this ..on TV??

[@Ltasty]

Cold and sweet soup, fuck I'm hungry now

[@NH-nv4tj]

Can you upload the DJ Jesus sketches?

[@marcelgraham4279]

All my starters 🤣🤣🤣

[@therockstar9259]

2:08

[@subscriberswithvideos-if8vk]

Goku would love this scran

[@duncanmallorie]

1:48

[@Jalkoth]

Me after lockdown

[@DJDonnelly]

I Wanna know how much it all cost, what his mains and desserts were, and what his friend got

[@ryzesprings5964]

This is funny

[@christopherscamp1715]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is amazing

[@hablin1]

Omg 😱 😂😂😂

[@sayer7490]

This is the modern day "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam."

[@davidjohnson9132]

Yahhhss

[@mohdzhafirin1498]

Cold banana

[@liamkerrzz162]

ma bra

[@stevenorourke9012]

That guy reminds me of jeff

[@danbreen6946]

Fone theym Fone theym the noo

[@ALLMETAL1970]

Doubt goku could eat all that

[@celticking2308]

This cud feed aw the wains in syria ffs

[@mauveijn]

Aw nevermind the wain havin somethin tae eat!

[@davie8906]

Except ther no in Syria noo

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

I honestly don't give two s***s about the kids in Syria.

[@Shark_1982]

The closed captions for this are sending me. AI really CAN'T deal with Scottish accents (see Elevator sketch for the reference)

[@TheCubicplanet]

As a non-native English speaker that understands pretty much everything, I'm beginning to feel like a toddler watching grown-ups talking and understanding none of it, but giggling along.

[@jamiefoley970]

John bosh ordering a Chinese

[@robothunter1035]

You know the subtitles don't work with this, but I bet it would be really funny in English.

[@robothunter1035]

@Big Cock Thanks, troll.

[@corsai045]

Funnier in Scottish accent

[@danielgriffin9986]

Funny how there's nothing actually written on the top of the containers

[@BaDINFLUENCE-CW-]

Fone theym !😂

[@dougtherugg]

No Prawn Crackers though!!

[@paul555ish]

Soooooooo hungry

[@paulharrison6198]

How can they eat all ey that? 😆😆😆😆😆

[@RDW4]

Is the sketch with the overbearing dad and his daughter on yet?

[@bulbasaur5534]

Rossticus aye man with the spoons search "all my mad uncles"

[@flkfnd]

YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE OURS NOO! YAAAS!

[@cheekybastard7798]

Still practising the accent but I’m starting to understand everything they say an it makes me proud hehe these two are the funniest people there are

[@travelsizedlifebc9465]

😂😂😂

[@johnfifty102]

Bosh

[@louisajaustin]

Good Lord, that was hard to understand for this Yank! Hilarious, though!

[@ogc8417]

How did the Chinese restaurant keep up with man with a tape worm in his stomach

[@christophercooper6731]

#SucculentChineseMeal

[@ernisj.8087]

Ar they Norwegian?

[@jamesc2959]

??? Canny tell if ur kidding or not 😂😂😂😂

[@hellothere8692]

Why isn't this on English tv

[@marconigreenwood]

Because the bbc stands for the bawbag broadcasting corporation!

[@Darth_Revan25]

Because English comedy, whilst usually pretty amazing, doesn't compare with Scottish comedy.

[@fookayou8607]

Soooo what did your man get to eat then

[@usmanhar]

" Eleven ! " .............. ;)

[@maryjanesinkansas9287]

AW LEVUN YUH COW!!!

[@zezty7177]

Aw that mob are a joke mahn

[@tonguebleach2116]

Lolololololololololololol

[@herrklamm1454]

I feel bloated.

[@richardkelbie5362]

Phone them the boo1

[@Aldo.S.J.McLaren]

Do you need help transferring the Scottish English into Normal English because you have totally messed it up 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂

[@noreen6430]

ibrahimovic

[@ddavies1967]

Limeade? That's just pish.

[@neddymceddie6179]

Mate this is still game but with neds.

[@kevindeason4525]

What was so funny about this?

[@donalonzo63]

Kevin Deason phone them, PHONE THEM THE NOO!!!! part

[@kennyp9616]

Everything

[@marconigreenwood]

Yuze a nae fuckin seriuz!

[@Darth_Revan25]

Found the humourless whiner!

[@samplays55]

I'm bored

[@davidbeazley1958]

The wrong drink was the payoff? Is this the standard of British comedy now? The inbetweeners and this shite? 🙄

[@billybreath2387]

Is this actually popular in Scotland? It's crap.

[@delidan1]

Is this supposed to be a comedy??

[@ALLMETAL1970]

Aye

[@delidan1]

@@ALLMETAL1970 ok then...😅

[@ALLMETAL1970]

@@delidan1 its hilarious

[@justinreyes5042]

Nothing worse than a cold fritter