It's kind of hard to tell the size of the thing with all the non-Euclidean geometry going on, down there.
@hashmasterflash39515 жыл бұрын
Bat Guano there bad for that those houses
@TheGlennsof12 жыл бұрын
From this point on any time I read a Lovecraft story it will be in a bored Scottish accent.
@Agent_Pumpkin6 жыл бұрын
I always read it like that! ;)
@thursoberwick19482 жыл бұрын
I already do. But in ma heid.
@stevenmurray65279 жыл бұрын
*mutters something incomprehensible about The Cats of Ulthuar.*
@jackd.ripper76135 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh way too hard... The 'Cats of Ulthar' reference sent me over the top.
@binarynightmare12 жыл бұрын
Nah, they taken to moon by cats, a la Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath. The writers knew what they were doing here!
@IHateYoutubeHandles6154 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that translation, I couldn't understand what he said for the life of me. Something about being taken off in carts...
@ragnarrthorsen27929 ай бұрын
Non Euclidean geometry 😂 These guys know their Lovecraft. Brilliantly done 😂
@gregoryames248310 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST - satire but not without some real respect for Lovecraft's work.
@Senuf13 жыл бұрын
Oh my, this is brilliant. Never heard of Burnistoun until today. This is sheer quality humour. Thanks for posting this.
@NatchEvil13 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the "Taken to the moon by cats" is a nod to the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath. Just a guess.
@DamienHughes110 жыл бұрын
"Shall I just put down wasps?" Classic.
@MadeleineSwannSurreal4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I didn't know about this! I'd love to read mundane Scot cosmic horror
@iamcommonasmuck3 жыл бұрын
Try Grant Morrison's books from the 80's!
@MadeleineSwannSurreal3 жыл бұрын
@@iamcommonasmuck I've read a couple, I really like them!
@KeithFraser8212 жыл бұрын
Cyclopean Squirrel: sounds like a good name for a band!
@euanmckenzie3503 Жыл бұрын
“I’d like it punted” 😂
@Bkesal149 жыл бұрын
Absolute fucking genius.
@jorgespinha3 ай бұрын
Underrated. Incredible sketch ! I have nothing but praise
@SoylentBlack112 жыл бұрын
all my neighbours got taken to the moon by cats. lol
@Bkesal1412 жыл бұрын
This sketch is just perfect , absolute genius !
@GLORTHAK5 жыл бұрын
One of the best versions of lovecraft I've seen
@druidswillow10522 жыл бұрын
I bless the day I discovered Burnistoun on here so many classic sketches where are these 2 now?
@fraserwilliams241411 жыл бұрын
I know something else that I would describe as cyclopian in scale, immeasurably huge such that it would blacken your very eyes with madness
@jackd.ripper76135 жыл бұрын
Yer mum?
@reyniknamyrion35574 жыл бұрын
The size of your brain tumour?
@tomsdottir5 жыл бұрын
He was lucky with the whole cats thing.
@j_freeman32303 жыл бұрын
Dodged a bullet there, eh?
@Bearded_Buddha11 жыл бұрын
I think the pyramid head was a nod to the character from the Silent Hill series of games. Both Ian Connell and Robert Florence are big gaming fans, they used to have their own gaming review show called ConsoleVania.
@liquidstevie7 жыл бұрын
it isn't.
@ericjamieson6 жыл бұрын
The charracter in Silent Hill is a nod to Lovecraft.
@herrklamm14545 жыл бұрын
Fist nah.
@jamesmcgeachie72894 жыл бұрын
Consolevania is Rab and Ryan MacLeod's baby...Connell and Rab usually work more on I guess what you could call "Telly stuff"
@thelombaxsystemtv74922 жыл бұрын
It's funny how He genuinely speaks of paranormal occurrences of an evil and malevolent presence/force in His home basement, as if it's something like a mad neighbour shouting loudly, like something that You should report to the council! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Like, for example, it's like imagining Satan appearing from the abyss of Hell, only just to buy something out of a local convenience store and making a packet of crisps the most Godly thing in the universe! 😂😂😂
@MARSHOMEWORLD13 жыл бұрын
"A maddening chanting in an unspeakable Eldritch tongue that would drive ya insane just to hear it." HHAHAAHA!
@vigil1234812 жыл бұрын
It's not even imaginable, never mind nameable... :D
@zakoid13 жыл бұрын
Will I just put down wasps?.....
@sejembalm9 жыл бұрын
If an unspeakable eldritch horror makes home in your basement, register a complaint with your housing association. Burnistoun S02E06 - There's an unnamable, unimaginable thing in my basement and I want it punted. A few months ago, I complained about the noise next door. A maddening, chanting in an unspeakable eldritch tongue that would drive you insane just to hear it, but that's done with ever since the neighbors were taken to the moon by cats. But this thing in my basement is a sort of unnamable creeping monstrosity. It's kind of hard to tell the size of the thing in the basement with all the non-Euclidean geometry and all. I'd say it's probably... Cyclopean in scale. Immeasurably huge such that it would blacken your very eyes with madness. An unnameable eldritch horror beyond the mind's comprehension. This thing is ...inconceivable.
@hashmasterflash39515 жыл бұрын
Bat Guano mmm well perhaps if you can get it to come in we could maybe get it tae fill out a form for us
@hashmasterflash39515 жыл бұрын
Bat Guano I’ll... ask it if you like but ad imagine it’ll send is screamin’ in tae the abyss or some patter like that
@hashmasterflash39515 жыл бұрын
Bat Guano what if you get it tae give us a phone. There’s my number *takes card* *office phone ring* Hello North Burnistoun Housing Association Can I have your name please
@abnunga2 жыл бұрын
Will I just put down 'wasps'?
@MySerpentine4 жыл бұрын
Anyone here ever read Shoggoth's Old Peculiar?
@matthieufernandez68719 жыл бұрын
Pyramid head was hilarious.
@KatyGroves5 жыл бұрын
This is some profound social commentary.
@TNJX12 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY GENIUS.
@popburnsy32074 жыл бұрын
I would imagine "wasps" is close enough
@athulfgeirsson5 ай бұрын
send me screamin intae the abyss or some patter like ah
@WilliamAmbervein11 жыл бұрын
Moon bay cats! I forgot about that!
@palatineNL11 жыл бұрын
It might refer to Arthur Machen's "The Shining Pyramid".
@MrJacobThrall4 ай бұрын
If it's Lovecraftian then I'm not sure a standard tenancy agreement is appropriate. He should be gradually buying the property. On H.P.
@EverdinaSkloos12 жыл бұрын
I Love the accent!!
@unrealeck12 жыл бұрын
Yeah I heard him.
@AllyRdr111 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. That is all.
@croydonrudeness10794 жыл бұрын
Shall I just put down wasps.
@carlwilson17723 жыл бұрын
Nyarlathotep but.
@TheMrSomecheesyname12 жыл бұрын
yes... we say that
@Fergit_13 жыл бұрын
Sounds like fishmen for neigbours.
@Celephais812 жыл бұрын
I thought he said, "My neighbors got eaten by cats," a la The Cats of Ulthar.
@dunc71 Жыл бұрын
Taken Tae the moon
@vaudevillian712 жыл бұрын
@NatchEvil It definitely is :)
@Spitfyre415 жыл бұрын
Is there a transcript for this? My American ears have trouble with some of the British accent. I have to have closed captioning to understand the brilliance of Monty Pylon and Doctor 'Who.
@iainmurphy8335 жыл бұрын
Will a just put down wasps?
@IHateYoutubeHandles6154 жыл бұрын
That's because they're not English. I think they're Scots. Maybe Wales?
@doppelganger21662 жыл бұрын
@@IHateKZbinHandles615 Scotland
@MrE-zs1gu Жыл бұрын
Just listen to it a few more times.
@Quaztub Жыл бұрын
Who's here after watching diggee and diggee dog flaps cat flaps and flat caps?
@v85rawdeal11 жыл бұрын
Could it be a squirrel? Awesome!
@wjarnock44 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious.....is it wasps?? 🤣🤣
@arkhamdrivein13 жыл бұрын
LOL - thats excellent.
@anothermansrhubarb454 Жыл бұрын
Pyramid Head
@getthefuckaoutmyway12 жыл бұрын
3:04 Pyramid Head
@chrisstehlik79275 жыл бұрын
Geese?
@eaglebladedolphinbrother46117 жыл бұрын
hilarious!!
@lewiscameron57616 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@jadentheprinceofdarkness48245 жыл бұрын
So this is not where to go when people suffer from eldritch abominations and lovecraftian horrors Dammit I was hoping to get rid of mine. There’s this creepy ass clown that somehow knows my fears and worst nightmares, a monster that came from a strange place that looks upside down, a tall faceless man with tentacles, a pyramid shaped demonic trickster, a demonic sentient flower, unseen creatures that make people commit suicide wherever I go, a tall blackish purple humanoid made of squares and rectangles, and then there’s Cthulhu who keeps asking me stupid questions. Maybe I should move out of my neighborhood then.