Elevator Recognition | Burnistoun

Ever wondered what would happen if elevator's didn't have buttons and relied on vocal recognition instead?

[@Hatsumomo1984]

"where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@FerdinandGamelin]

Дублин в Америке 😂. вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨

[@alexandermaddox8695]

​@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!

[@DragonCat]

@@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂

[@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196]

I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)

[@Umbra16]

@@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.

[@akent6393]

This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.

[@Salliana_Of_Suramar]

they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....

[@yunusozkan8969]

they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it

[@VoidMoonstone696]

Me and my friend is going to re act that

[@konstantin.v]

@@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁

[@opticnerve8927]

Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉

[@rholyoak]

For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.

[@Filthypunkrocker]

same

[@alisakhrom]

Me too!

[@stdesy]

"Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead

[@bradstensland506]

Deck Van Dyke!!! lol

[@conorsmith8551]

I said dead in a Scottish accent there as deeeed hahahaha

[@Leeann-rz3ei]

​@@conorsmith8551I love lifts!

[@EthanSmith-qg9bn]

“Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣

[@alessandroarcuri209]

YA' KØÜ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it

[@Starmadien2019]

Good Omens did one

[@Darklor_WCF]

The original is from the movie Carwash

[@melissag9160]

I wanted to see someone else say "eleven" the same way and have the elevator go up as the two Scotsmen silently implode.

[@lucashfaria98]

"You have not selected a floor" "AYE WE HAVE!!!"

[@theidiotic_one]

The video:eleven The subtitles: I love Ben

[@babuma81]

OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.

[@berkaykoclar4953]

Yes

[@inyobill]

We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.

[@KrystleLow]

Probably made her week! 🤣

[@SupraBot78]

🤣

[@patticake5367]

Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition

[@alicek.4714]

I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition. Funny thing is I like everything Scottish. Never thought these things are related, haha

[@blaze4111]

"you have not selected a floor" "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"

[@cathicook2586]

I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them. EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!

[@threepwood56]

Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.

[@cmyk8964]

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV

[@zoli6692]

I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?

[@Slyarno2795]

I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.

[@jacquelinehauser220]

Eleven

[@genls]

Should have tried eleven

[@Nathalia_Martins]

The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅

[@slowerthinker]

"jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)

[@Nathalia_Martins]

@@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜

[@bethel1019]

Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂

[@BK-is5fj]

“England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂

[@SethanderWald]

Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂

[@bentuovila5296]

It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.

[@zereprotsenzerep652]

When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.

[@brianoneill7186]

Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'

[@drivesmecrazy1000]

These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.

[@TheStoneageRomeo]

Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.

[@jamescarr4662]

You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'

[@shafiqa2]

I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!

[@clopyify]

Plot twist: there were only 10 floors

[@tabby5067]

OMG

[@mugthemagpie3001]

I did not think of that.

[@cz2301]

This explains it all lol

[@ScottishDrumLessons]

Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video. Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"

[@tequilacollins]

And prob for 11 months & 3 weeks, he would just roll his eyes. 😀

[@ScottishDrumLessons]

@@tequilacollins He actually LOVED it :-) My younger boy lis looking forward to his turn to be called it also

[@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler]

I'm on chapter 11 rn lol

[@aninewforest]

I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.

[@winistan]

This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!

[@sevvra]

my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕

[@user-xt6qo2jb9l]

Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)

[@user-xt7ne4ov3t]

My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago And I’m here because… Idk I just like Sco’land

[@badgermacfeegal618]

This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!

[@CollectvlyUnconsious]

Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!

[@ingridlaskova8526]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅

[@tihana13]

And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂

[@curlymike]

I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.

[@volcaniicash6485]

After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.

[@daniellbondad6670]

Why does it sound a little low-toned? Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!

[@catholicdad]

Lol, I heard "for months at it"

[@MrMcFish219]

@@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.

[@eepidoodle]

I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣

[@Trynedge]

Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD

[@chrisgarczynski3552]

I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rebeccaannjarvis]

This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong

[@spozz6633]

These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JaimieJo]

This is a classic!

[@johndoeii8926]

Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...

[@justasimpleman6015]

"ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard

[@jamescarr4662]

Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble

[@lukestadther1218]

My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.

[@puggy1999]

this is one of the best ones ever 😍

[@Thegdee]

Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...

[@Yehudi823]

My absolute favourites

[@andresinclair8282]

This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣

[@orsors2129]

My belly hurts from laughing so hard.

[@123shaunstodd]

Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working". Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.

[@marcelkuijper8240]

I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's. That didn't work either. Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means. And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time. It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN! My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"

[@tim_burton]

I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

"Yew from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?" BRILLIANT in joke about Mary Poppins.

[@omp199]

An in-joke is a joke that relies on knowledge that only the people sharing the joke have. Dick Van Dyke's performance in _Mary Poppins_ is common knowledge.

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

@@omp199 I'm guessing that nowadays there are lots of people who've never heard of Dick Van Dyke or Mary Poppins.

[@omp199]

@@IHateKZbinHandles615 They are still pretty famous. The sequel to the film, _Mary Poppins Returns,_ came out only about four years ago, and Dick Van Dyke is still getting himself talked about in the news. Even if they weren't famous, it still wouldn't be an in-joke.

[@OldschoolDJ_Gerd]

His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂

[@MarshallRedmon01]

It does

[@illbeyourstumbleine]

When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!

[@Moyles80]

I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂

[@JustABoy_NotTheThing]

1:53 man predicted machine learning

[@manuelagheorghitaionescu8068]

I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌

[@woodrude78]

"Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊

[@HugBear137]

Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂

[@TheSnowUrzikDjinn]

Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣

[@s0meone_like_everyone]

My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀

[@helenswan705]

I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio Scotland. Thanks alexa!

[@lindsayloo2709]

Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!

[@MarshallRedmon01]

SCOTLAND!!!!!

[@georgeedwards8189]

@@MarshallRedmon01FREEDOM!!!!

[@suzyklitgaard5263]

Priceless in this life and in the next❤

[@Kovaelin]

Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.

[@ignacioferreiro194]

Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado

[@TenshiNakano]

Plot twist... They needed to say "FLOOR eleven"

[@emmoerm]

Scotland SCOTLAND SCOTLAAAND FREEEEEEDOOOOOM

[@berkaykoclar4953]

Goin up?

[@charzz2363]

Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂

[@jennypage2005]

Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.

[@matwalker7274]

I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done. 'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??

[@mdkram]

Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣

[@martinwright8108]

it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs. Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha

[@TheWPhilosopher]

ten? As if that makes it any easier. 😅

[@DeploraBill59]

FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)

[@REMdeSTIPEal]

Fantastic

[@VarmintLP]

even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.

[@Amethystar]

I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"

[@afonsoserra8017]

"Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"

[@apocryphal_man]

The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂

[@christopherwelch136]

Best skit ever.

[@cocutts9301]

THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂

[@althearia5546]

That's a shame there is no subtitles, if you are a vocal recognition program you can understand it D:

[@dylan-qq8uf]

Althearya 2031 or Scottish ;)

[@fpostolache]

I lol anytime I see it and there are many. Never got bored 👍

[@Leeann-rz3ei]

I love lifts

[@zyghom]

thx god I was sitting while watching ;-)

[@scarletsky2614]

I'm pretty sure no matter how funny something is laugh tracks automatically make them much less so.

[@Molly_W]

Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@EdParnell]

Superb.

[@espanaa222a]

They sound Dutch. And Russian at some point while they tried to say 'eleven'😂

[@mmjackk667]

Brilliant!! I can't stop laughing.

[@Sigismund5765]

"You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"

[@CaptainRetroStation]

The comedy in this sketch has been turned up to eleven… eleven… eleven… eleven…

[@raghavsharma3211]

Just take us anywhere ya cow is the funniest thing ever written for a script.

[@user-od3mt6lq7f]

Brilliant

[@thevhssystembackup973]

as a welsh person, voice recognition cannot recognise accents other than american. it can abrely do english, let aslone scottish

[@robertdoyle9564]

I hang the phone up when they use voice recognition 😂

[@asmakhan-ev6im]

Nice

[@godsbutterfly3688]

😂🤣😂🤣Fabulous! This is the truth!

[@hfjchan]

I wonder how is the technology advanced all these years

[@SidGolan]

Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".

[@xXasiahkiinXx123]

This vid is why I scream Scotland and Freedom in an elevator

[@ackerjawaka4742]

Love Burniston 😂 who's shoes are they who's shoes are they 😂 who's glove is that who's glove is that 🍀♠️👀😜🎥♿

[@nataly2163]

2023 still ELEEEEEVEN