Burnt Toast - JACK AND DEAN

[@sammycopley1]

"we're due a new plague" aw, man.

[@gaming_means_lag6446]

Woah I only just rewatched this video for the first time in ages and I see you here, I love your music

[@mrfrogkingg]

Apollo is a little early

[@neumo5005]

That aged well

[@vuelle9816]

"they say you smell eggs benedict when you have it" well at least we're not smelling *anything*

[@fataltravesty1368]

They the new Simpsons

[@michielvanloon9723]

"We're due a new plague." Well don't worry Dean, we got it now

[@achievementbird2641]

Michiel van Loon literally thinking the same thing

[@jam-le6wl]

Yup lol

[@zanehere2044]

I was looking through the comments to see if anyone posted this

[@869wh]

I was about to say that haha

[@thatguy7775]

I was gonna say that lol

[@froggylover666]

"Hey phil, could you do us a favor? yeah, we need you to voice a jar of jam."

[@hmmmokie4338]

LivelyLivi oml 😂👍💞

[@azula8190]

LivelyLivi OMG PHILLIP UGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH

[@LilianRoblox]

More like, Can you do us a flavour [AHHDHASDHADHADH IM SORRY I'M DYING]

[@4dgreentea]

Lilian dude nice pun! Puns are my jam!

[@gerardwaytrash855]

🤣😂

[@JackHoward]

I look good in a dressing gown.

[@olsa9944]

+JackHoward don't you always

[@beetosbeef]

+JackHoward i suppose you do.

[@adhwaataka2795]

+JackHoward u good in everything ...

[@ambivalent8860]

+JackHoward *swoon*

[@SlashAndInkOfCrimson]

tbh You'd look good in an outfit made of potato sacks.

[@lydiah6857]

I just can't picture them coming up with the line 'That's not a stroke...that's Maroon 5'

[@jackanddean]

+AllThingsSquare well we did, there it is on video for all to see ;)

[@vandercudo]

+AllThingsSquare Better line was: Is that not the same thing...

[@zZMusTtanGZz]

+3s10 not better just more unoriginal and obvious

[@JeremWatts]

+AllThingsSquare oh shush

[@lydiah6857]

Reiza ;)

[@chlojo2405]

"we are due a new plauge" Fully blaming Dean for the Coronavirus now

[@renekumar8290]

Literally I’m just like dean so true I just didn’t think it would happen this soon

[@callmeperseus]

And "the cops arent doing that good of a job right now" ... The protests

[@comedypolicehandsup5141]

*plague.

[@comedypolicehandsup5141]

@@callmeperseus obviously the line wasnt planned for that, this was 4 years ago mate.

[@derpycarrot_]

@@comedypolicehandsup5141 I would wooosh you, but I dunno if ur joking along with him

[@Vanessa2]

I can finally tell the difference between Dean's eyebrows and Dean's hair

[@reybrunke9051]

ikrrr

[@CamilleDucamel]

He has eyebrows? I'm so proud. He must have grown them himself.

[@JeekPlays]

Couldn't you tell in 'Laundry Day?'

[@Vanessa2]

+Jeek Plays yes, but it was also obscured by all the props sunglasses, carrot costume, hat etc

[@lxngie]

+Vanessa L bless u for pointing that out

[@JamesDavern12]

"That's not a stroke, that's Maroon 5" "isn't that the same thing?" "oh.. Well yea" I DIED LMAO

[@jaydenjohnson3407]

Ikr

[@aliciaalarcon5294]

DRAG THEM

[@lilyo1697]

same

[@kikilocket]

Same reaction

[@vickypp8778]

Someone explain me (yes i don't get it)

[@tenosmonaghan3902]

"We're due a new plague." Well, he was only four years off.

[@tessaviolet]

I laughed out loud at "is someone having a stroke". SO funny. Well done.

[@tryingtobeeloquent]

+Tessa Violet HEY TESSA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[@NefariousWorm]

Sarcasm

[@megaturtle9547]

people having strokes are my favourite thing to laugh at

[@TheRenegade...]

I'm shouldn't be surprised to see you here considering you all know dodie, but it's still surprising

[@illmakeuhowell]

it must be so upsetting and annoying when you work hard on a project, but everyone just comments on how good Phil's 3 second appearance was

[@Ghfjkfk]

+illmakeuhowell привет, братан

[@naina3143]

+illmakeuhowell ikr

[@alyssaborello8191]

true

[@havasa1517]

Yeah

[@datatheandroid4195]

I love Phan but you're absolutely right.

[@moxwinters6165]

1720 - Plague 1820 - Cholera Outbreak 1920 - Spanish Flu Dean: We’re due another plague 2020 - Coronavirus

[@thatonerainbows947]

Why are they all on the 20th year of a century?

[@bpatide]

@@thatonerainbows947 That's the point.

[@plumbussmith]

The league of shadows burns the dead brush every 100 years.

[@cuppacofi1129]

Ah yes, my favourite illness: _Plague_

[@MrNaesme]

@@thatonerainbows947 There have been others. people just like to use those ones as a joke.

[@thirteenhalliwell8044]

Is it just me or does every person in England have that exact same jam jar in their fridge filled with something no one ever touches and you're too scared to ask about?

[@TheSchokodragon]

I think it's the same in Germany. Even all of the lids (red and white) look the same.

[@thirteenhalliwell8044]

Maybe it's a European thing :')

[@inkstainedkid3153]

we have it in canada too lol

[@thirteenhalliwell8044]

Thank god it's not just Europe then :')

[@whytho9728]

I'm pretty sure it's an unspoken rule in Canada to not to mention the jam

[@markoneill2447]

Quite the contrary, 'Sugar' is most definitely my jam

[@RegularCody]

yes mayte

[@hollie3190]

+sweettkt there's two kinds of people I'm on your side

[@samb1232]

+sweettkt im clapping.

[@miasmith6995]

Then I guess you could say You're hearing Jam.

[@elizapankaces7361]

+S me too

[@bansheeelectronics4516]

"We're due a new plague." Said Dean, not knowing we'd get the coronavirus.

[@thestupidthings2466]

I mean it’s not bubonic plague it is a virus

[@Haileydidi]

Well the plague just infected China again causing 12 thousand deaths so they did sort of predict it coming back

[@ludviglarsson9485]

@@Roobong I think he just couldn't warn us but he tried with this video

[@SoshJam]

NO WHY DOES THIS COMMENT SAY “1 YEAR AGO” WHY IT HASN’T BEEN THAT LONG NO NO NOOOOOOOO

[@Cookivirus]

Isn't a plague

[@toastedgarlicofficial]

why is the quality of your camera better than my life decisions

[@genevasannicolas4074]

Your profile pic makes that 1000X better 😂😂😂

[@zlee001]

Cuz of your parents.

[@alie7328]

I really wonder what kind of actual event this was based on

[@SorchaSublime]

Dean thinking he was having a stroke because there was toast

[@callywayyy]

@@SorchaSublime maybe the jam really talked to Dean

[@elinemay]

Corona (See Jack Howards insta story) they're the new simpsons lol

[@teresas5276]

Sorted the comments newest to oldest to see all of the comments about the "we're due a new plague" line. There were about 120, I tried to count. The line was unbroken until that one kid had to comment about Jack's bracelet.

[@olivmccartney3631]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE PHIL WAS THE JAM

[@MadMax-fg4cc]

ikr

[@itsgi0]

Same though.

[@poe9756]

KATYA

[@olivmccartney3631]

ellen marklund spreading joy all over the internet

[@killian2249]

Exactly

[@cassidygage7312]

"So if you liked it leave a comment telling us why you liked it (probably AmazingPhil)" This is both funny and sad at the same time.... Phil's cameo was great... But the video as a whole was even better.

[@sniwii1619]

"Phil's cameo was great..." HE LITERALLY SAID ONLY A FEW SENTENCES. YOU CAN NOT EVEN SEE HIM.

[@mandiimoo642]

InvalidUsername well, it was great.

[@donaderic5124]

"we're due a new plague" we'll it was only 4 years too early but we got there eventually

[@philmeupwitheditingtips]

i love ham and jam

[@browneyedmanga]

Nice

[@wiswis1991]

Same

[@yoanna5646]

They aren't youtubers anymore, they are breakfast now

[@sanha5191]

Same

[@elleninga4336]

same

[@allietricaso]

I guess Phil is in a jam

[@taylorisanidiot5681]

HAHAHA SO VERY punny

[@helenlawrence6319]

Yeah

[@tiffany1357900]

+heyitsallie5 it is amazingjam

[@safiyyaha8871]

+T Tiff amazingpetrude the jam

[@GeorgeTheHorse]

Please stop with these puns Allie.

[@maebholeary2734]

"We are due a new plague" Oh.....you poor souls

[@ramsidepp]

Jack keeps getting hotter as he gets older and it's really upsetting.

[@CJDangerfield]

I live Phil and I'm glad he's in this video but I came here for Jack and Dean because it's they're video so I came for them. Phil only made a cameo and tbh I didn't even realise it was phil till I read the comments and watched it again. I'm in the phandom and love seeing other people from the phandom on other videos and random videos on KZbin but you shouldn't just make it about Dan and Phil make your comments about the actual content... Which I thought was amazing.

[@andeggbreaks]

This happens on every video they appear even briefly in, unfortunately. It's really such a shame. The actual content creators don't get any attention or feedback.

[@orlaith1353]

‘we’re due a new plague’ foreshadowing a bit there dean

[@MichaelWarbux]

I smelled crescent rolls while watching this. What does that mean? Am I dying or having a delicious addition to my dinner?

[@CalebHyles]

The Wife is so stoked to have all your new videos lately - now we're both enjoying y'all! :D

[@Kitana_Kang]

No

[@tomlgkb7883]

"No no, that's not a stroke, that's Maroon 5 "Is that not the same thing?" "No, it's not... well"

[@kermitthefrogdad4003]

Kills me cause maroon 5 is mah favourite band

[@DeanDobbs]

I liked Maroon 5's earlier stuff. Same goes for this channel.

[@maddibrett4917]

amazing

[@taetaestark]

you cheeky lil shït :')

[@oliviamazing5049]

+Dj girls hoot phil

[@hazedcube]

+Dean Dobbs roasted

[@superwholockianphangirl8950]

Same. My favourite album of theirs is Songs About Jane

[@HeyMyNameIsDurf]

funny concept, brilliant writing, fantastic acting, 10/10, 5 stars, LOVE IT ALL, EVERYTHINGS WONDERFUL

[@darthhepsy]

"Don't rule it out, it could happen. Were due a new plague" Jack and Dean calling the Coronavirus 4 years early

[@christalies2478]

You are all better than toast :) (i love you if you get the reference)

[@tapasmirc2842]

:D

[@st.walker8693]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@GemmasInTheHouse]

yes!!

[@stan9muses314]

Heyohhhh

[@anzilferreira2309]

+Christalies Flowie AH YES

[@ashlinhanley8467]

well this calls for a toast

[@bowtiesandbowlerhats]

OH DAMN

[@krystal6332]

I legit just face palmed at this comment😆

[@pepsilord3058]

so pour the champagne

[@salad5682]

Jam: “starts talking” Jack and dean: *based on actual events*

[@IrisMobiel]

I love Phil *a lot* too, but people, can we appreciate the work and creativity Jack and Dean put into this? It's kinda sad that half of the comments are only about phil

[@strangesolid420]

I love this, and Phil hasn't even came in

[@_lau_99]

It makes me a but sad to hear jack at the end saying "comment why you like it, probably amazingphil" because i liked it for jack, dean AND phil, not only for him, because even if I'm part of the phandom, i like other youtubers and not only if in a certain video there is phil or dan. By the way awesome video, as usual ❤❤❤

[@_lau_99]

*bit

[@jacksonpage632]

So true, I mean I'm freaking obsessed with D and P but when someone has a really creative idea with Phil or Dan in us in the phandom ruin it by commenting about our dads

[@firstlast-wg2on]

+Laura Saracino Yeah... I mean, he was messing around so... Relax :P

[@phoebelewis527]

exactly, i didnt even know it was phil until i looked at the description

[@FullMoonStranger]

+Travis Godfrey Evans The sad thing is, its pretty true, look at the comments.

[@crow4175]

"We're due a new plauge!" Dean predicted this. how.

[@mapthebiscuit2517]

Jack: I don’t think it’s an issue anymore Dean: wouldn’t rule it out, give it time Jack: Are you kidding me the BUBONIC PLAUGE 2020 Corona virus: allow me to introduce myself

[@howimakeit6527]

MCMAPPY I was thinking the same thing

[@ite547]

We're due a new plague

[@mw9688]

I didn’t want to go down to the comment cause I knew the section would be plagued with this trash. I saw your comment first. You and I both just ruined my day.

[@somethingweekly2621]

@@mw9688 bro, chill its a joke

[@mw9688]

Something Weekly Did you know there is a virus going around?

[@ilinca1255]

"no, that's not a stroke, that's Maroon 5" "is that not same thing?" "no it's n- well.."

[@galvanite6069]

"We're due a new plague." ... Well, Dean, ask and you shall receive...

[@PurpleSwils]

I didn't even realize that was Phil's voice until all you began to point it out

[@massallister7961]

I didn't even realise that was Phil oh my god. Husky

[@massallister7961]

Yeah that works too

[@geneva1895]

Mass Allister mmmm

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Mass Allister from Dan & Phill

[@AntigonePoss]

"Due a new plague" they weren't wrong, eh?

[@ironicallyfabulous521]

Am I the only one who feels like this really needs a part two? Because I REALLY WANT A PART TWO!

[@toxicpuppies5214]

i liked that toast buttering montage

[@michaelceraaaaa]

Phil is honestly an amazing voice actor. like i didn't even know that was his voice until checking the description lol. I wish he did more VA work because everytime he does it it's top notch.

[@jude6422]

I totally agree! When they said you're probably here for amazing phil, I was like, what are they on about? Then I checked the description and immediately watched it back and was shocked, I also wish he did some more acting stuff.

[@sadmeme7012]

so happy that you are back making videos more often. can't wait for the series

[@Unknowngoober]

Wow, rewatching this and hearing dean say, "Were due a new plague." Bloody hell.

[@amaramonroe5168]

2016 Dean "we're due a new plague" 2020 Dean "I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that"

[@Spike-Prime]

YAY!! I'm always so happy to see a new Jack & Dean video :D You two are so great, fantastic comedic chemistry between you.

[@PirateArwen]

Excellent video - loved the editing and the sounds at 2:30, great way to be dramatical yet comical. And great performances, you two really have a great chemistry. Love your sketches!

[@masterofmadness7713]

WE’RE DUE A NEW PLAGUE.... 4 years later. TOOO SOOON😭😭😭😭

[@MacScotteh]

Never been a big fan of stroke jokes since it hits a little close to home (my late Grandad sadly), but this was still funny and a cleverly written sketch :) Bit annoying that most of the comments refer to a 10 second voice cameo of Phil and not the writing and filming techniques though.

[@leon46295]

2 videos within a month of eachother, its a christmas miracle

[@Riteliso]

"We're due a new plague" is a line in this and yet still I think the part of this video that most shows its age is "Hardworking Police Force"

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

I always get so happy when I see you guys have uploaded a new skit! I absolutely love the character dynamic you two have set up between yourselves! :)

[@ColorCodeWhite]

Jack and Dean released a new video, and it's not even 2017 yet?! WHAT SORT OF TRICKERY IS THIS

[@daisyta5093]

"We are due a new plague".........holy crap dean can see the future!!!!!!

[@itsjustparis]

THANK YOU UPDATEDPHAN

[@petrarikic8911]

“Weʼre due a new plague.” *heh, what a coinkydink*

[@nathanholyland9493]

“We’re due a new plague” Oh yeah it’s big brain time

[@mirandatorres2642]

THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE

[@7estrelle]

Between this and The Shredder, that makes two good videos. Subscribed

[@domroutley2814]

"We are due a new plague" This aged well

[@311tomboy]

I LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS PHIL AS THE JAM OH MY DAYS

[@DanielDobbs]

you guys should upload more

[@xmonkey3330]

"We're due a new plague" Oh pack it in Dean, you silly bastard

[@razznatazz]

"And then you can leave us a comment telling us why you liked it. Probably AmazingPhil." THE ACCURACY OF THE PHANDOM IS SO REAL.

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

+NatalieJPtv hahahaha that was so funny

[@Umenahamza]

Ahhhhh this was SO CREATIVE AND PHIL MY LOVELY SMOL BEAN he made this entire video tbh :)

[@safiyyaha8871]

yess

[@FlamingClouds]

Phil

[@hereismia]

+Layla He was in it for 5 seconds...

[@GeorgeTheHorse]

Where was he

[@katapiesh]

phil

[@cheeky4743]

“We’re due a new plague” -Dean, 2021 Dean you cursed us all

[@bill-eb3vi]

THE JAM IS PHIL IM SCREAMING

[@aroyyy]

Jam and Ham Just how fast the night changes oh my god xD

[@petitmeowmeow]

"Well we'll see who's laughing when you have a stroke" lolllll

[@Charlottechaoticbooksxo]

i saw you guys at comi con today and i have never been more happy think my boyfreind got a little jealous when i said i had huge crushes on you two but you guys are amazing and i'm so happy i saw you guys

[@Charlottechaoticbooksxo]

+Lauren the smurf awh that's so nice! I've met pewdiepie when he was in Brighton a few years back

[@Charlottechaoticbooksxo]

+Sydney Kamer thank you! It's people like you who give me hope for people who fangirl ⭐️

[@edenfarar]

+Geovenox Does it really matter that he has more subs? I don't think so.

[@NormaNight]

I honestly though a Jam song was going to start playing

[@PrinceOfThieves666]

Dean 2016: we're due a new plague Me 2022: oh shit!

[@planetofeffects5422]

"We're Due a new Plague" Dean experienced this 4 years early. Also explains why this is based of true events

[@rennraven]

"we're due a new plague!" Well Dean...

[@aggressivelybritish2449]

"We're due a new plague" That one didnt age quite so well

[@batmatt1001]

I'm really enjoying the presentation of these videos. You can tell lots of attention and effort has gone into each shot. Even if it's just a 3 minute video, you can see the cinematic tools that have improved in quality over the past few years. Even if I didn't really enjoy this particular video in terms of comedy I still really liked it in terms of production. Nice work 👍

[@MissGeorgiex1]

That's the exact problem with Jack and Dean nowadays. I've been a hardcore fan since fac-e-book and suchlike, which was based purely on comedy and little to no attention was paid to attention and the aesthetics of each shot. Think they focus too much on that now in my opinion, rather than the actual content :(

[@MissGeorgiex1]

+MissGeorgiex1 *production rather than attention. Love ur pp btw, go zelda!!

[@joeqvn]

love

[@LonelyWonderingWanderer]

I loved the video!! Also phil is amazing

[@ellaswindley]

Jack's facial hair looks so good oh my god

[@MissCute20601]

Not gonna lie, I screamed a little bit when I saw the notification

[@nickwolfe6684]

1:56 gotta say predicting the future four years in advance is pretty wild.

[@offonatangent9820]

How does one come up with ideas like this? Original as usual, and I always enjoy skeptic Jack and paranoid Dean. 👌 Phil was a nice surprise.

[@melododie]

1:17 "No one hopefully." 😂😂😂 The way his face went so blank.

[@skoo_dah]

"We're due a new plague" I think Dean predicted the future

[@angel-uk2dh]

OMG PHIL SOUNDS SO SECY

[@angel-uk2dh]

SEXY*

[@Zeliek]

+Angel Wong FFS you can press the 3 dots on the side of your comment and fix mistakes or even rewrite the comment stop commenting with an asterisk people

[@delilurs]

+Zeliek whats wrong with that?

[@Zeliek]

jimmy neutron I find this a bit offensive to technology to not use it and instead correct ourselves with asterisks.I don't have anything against anyone that does it but i find it irritating

[@mcskye1670]

+Zeliek Were offending technology now? That's a new one

[@pemmycanova2630]

'That's not a stroke, that's Maroon 5' 'Is that not the same thing?' 'No, it's no... Well..' OOO THE SHADE

[@kevinrey5033]

"We're due a new plague" this aged like a fine milk.

[@alic-c]

If only I could spread butter like Jack.

[@anathemaaaa]

"That's not a stroke, that's Maroon 5" "isn't that the same thing?" "oh.. Well yea" THAT KILLED ME

[@Condo.]

dean "were due a new plague" dw but just wait 4 years and boom

[@Tsukinotaku]

1:55 "We're due a new plague." Oh for fuck- Why did everyone somehow manage to predict covid 19....

[@jackthegecko384]

And then 4 years later its crona time

[@zehraademmustafakilic9238]

I actually am obsessed with your channel please don’t stop making theseee

[@igoturdlcrighthere7290]

"The plague isnt a problem anymore." 2020: *_Im gonna stop you right there_*

[@Handlessuck1]

wululululu