Busted for DUI after Traffic Crash - Fort Myers, Florida - February 3, 2024

Fort Myers Police Department

[@jodiforeman3314]

shes in a walking coma, this is beyond drunk

[@pm6653]

Too many questions for her brain to function and answer. Please don't drink and drive.

[@lordvishnu8172]

"FEELINGS -- They come. They go." So does your license, sweetheart.

[@Vickan213]

- how did you get here? - by driving😂😂😂

[@ginlj]

Tonight's Apathy Club meeting is canceled due to lack of interest.

[@Tread1775]

😂😂😂

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

😂😂 Wow, she IS. Just bored with life and I would imagine the old IQ isn't any more exciting.

[@MineChanclas]

Almost seems like there’s more at play than just alcohol. Xanny bars or something? She is very zombie-like

[@Turd_Furgeson]

Perky dance

[@Adeline9418]

Get enough alcohol to last you and STAY HOME!!!!!

[@crazycatlady4551]

That's what I'm doing today. Playing "Hi Bob" in honor of Bob Newhart, RIP. He passed away today at the age of 94. He spent many decades making us laugh about normal things in life. He was also my inspiration for handling telemarketers.

[@annamariavalatka636]

Exactly

[@jgg204]

Officer: "Are you ok? It looks like you're been in a bad accident?" Girl: "What's up?"

[@smcdonald9991]

Officer: Are you willing to submit a breath sample? Her: You know what? Like. Officer: Yes or no?

[@pauletteharris8170]

She couldn’t see what she hit due to the spiders that are on her eyelashes. 😂

[@brendablais6138]

LMAO

[@marianekalis1533]

😂

[@deniseneville704]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarySmith-bc7mf]

Looks like shag carpet.

[@joannaclarke3576]

Wow....this girl is acting like a zombie! Surely it's got to be more than just alcohol she's taken. Every question takes forever to permeate her brain, and then she tries to give an answer. Classic.

[@annamariavalatka636]

Ikr

[@pauletteharris8170]

She’s chipper 😂 if this is her drunk, she must be very boring sober. Must be something else, as very slow to respond

[@Mike-og3xb]

Greatest Generation label will never be applied to today's youth.

[@Mawmaw-x5-iw1jb]

Amen to that statement. Scary part is this generation will be our country's future. We're screwed!

[@kazshaw3945]

She sounds like her get up and go, got up and went !🤪

[@phillymaidstone4829]

....when are people going to get dressed again before leaving their homes?.....

[@MichaelSmith-cn9of]

What are you, Amish? Remember, go go boots and mini skirts?

[@tommeredith7462]

It’s alarming how so many young ladies are getting dui’s in their 20’s. Some rack up there Third dui by age 25..

[@-Merkuleez]

R u surpised they can’t drive while sober

[@tommeredith7462]

@@-Merkuleez When I was the same age I drove better when drunk as my nerves were better, Same goes with bowling, playing pool and fighting.

[@robertk2007]

​@@tommeredith7462 absolutely ridiculous

[@tommeredith7462]

@@robertk2007 Plus your mama would come to our keg parties poured our drinks and took good care of our need’s.

[@jloutz]

@@tommeredith7462 You sound like a real dumb guy.

[@navycorpsmanveteran61]

Amazes how people can never find their insurance card and registration. Fumbling through 10 years of registrations in their glove box.

[@annamariavalatka636]

Yes 😂

[@grahamking1036]

The fake eyelashes are the first giveaway.

[@MarySmith-bc7mf]

Looks like one of them is falling off.

[@mantan781]

These cops need to be more prepared - People are crazy and drink all times of days - Keep Tape in the car, Breathalyzers, Paperwork, etc. - seems like driver don't care anymore

[@courtneysands6646]

Also, glass breakers.

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

Can ANY young person get one sentence without saying "like" 20 times????

[@annamariavalatka636]

Or " Bro"

[@Mawmaw-x5-iw1jb]

Or "literally".

[@Adeline9418]

Every car needs a device to detect alcohol and not start. Standard.

[@stereolababy]

key fob breathalyzer

[@nicolesecrest8483]

YES!❤

[@Bottlebitz]

you know there is a LEGAL limit too right? We're not convicted felons, dont be silly.

[@ericpl7227]

I hope you don't use mouthwash before work!

[@Raccoon_Mama.]

Agree, 100%. Anyone not agreeing drives drunk.

[@GenX1968]

Huffing and puffing. That’s what you get driving drunk. Attitude is astounding.

[@davepowell7168]

When asked simple questions Drunk lady plays with hair hoping a little flirt will make the officer more appreciative of her and forget this stuff

[@annamariavalatka636]

😂😂😂

[@mikeuscila9255]

Geez she's blitzed no doubt....

[@robertk2007]

I'm sure that tattoo on her shoulders is very deep and inspiring

[@Tread1775]

Tattoos have been trendy, for years, amongst young adults. The bad side is many are in ridiculous places, monotone, and not well thought out. ✌️

[@johncspine2787]

It says..”soup”

[@courtneysands6646]

​@@johncspine2787Soup to nuts.

[@annamariavalatka636]

Imagine what they are gonna look like when they're 80

[@pauletteharris8170]

There is more material on her arms than the chest 😂😂 maybe she has her shirt on wrong 😂

[@courtneysands6646]

And complaining about being cold.

[@EBeverly-gv4ln]

“How did you get over to the middle of the road?” “By driving.” Ask dumb questions get dumb answers 😂

[@mudchair16]

When did sleepwear and gym clothes become actual outfits? And when did it become acceptable to display those tattoos instead of covering them up? Something has gone wrong.

[@rickeyrazor]

That stupid sweater turned off the high beams!

[@rapman5791]

Can you imagine if there was no Florida??? KZbin would be out of business. 😂😂😂

[@barbaracourts1501]

We still have Arkansas, Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin.

[@antmandj1760]

At least she co-operated and didn't complain.

[@vickiobrien9809]

What has she got on? Plus the false eyelashes and tattoos, such class!

[@Mawmaw-x5-iw1jb]

I think they should do a blood draw to test because there's a strong possibility that she's intoxicated with drugs as well as alcohol.

[@melziporlin4559]

Sobriety is a beautiful thing.

[@ron8566]

I have never seen a longer body search of a skinny person in my life.

[@Patrickair4444]

This woman’s definitely drunk and she got behind the wheel of her car and going to an accident

[@ratratrat59]

Nice headlights

[@Michael-hc3iw]

Seems to me that if you ask someone to stand on one leg when they can’t stand is negating the camera’s just arrest and test breath or blood

[@Ratclawz]

Them thangs 👀

[@tonypitsacota2513]

Sexy top with sweatpants and chinese nikes? Come on ladies! Time to level up your game!

[@annamariavalatka636]

Absolutely!

[@Boadicea61]

Has she been anesthetized??🫨

[@annamariavalatka636]

Earth to Drunk Driver?!

[@m.hreels9822]

Of course her name is Esmeralda! 😂 she got that shit from the genie in the bottle! From the looks of it! LOL 🧞‍♂️

[@Michael-hc3iw]

Wrong show bewitched

[@m.hreels9822]

This is the only type of body cam footage I like seeing is entitled women get so humbled! 😆

[@terriharmison4090]

She’s SO inconvenienced! 😂

[@dimitriberozny3729]

Not good.

[@davepowell7168]

Lousy edit.

[@hounddog946]

I didn’t think Lee Memorial was still open?

[@Tom-zs6bb]

Now everyone knows you recognized the LMH ER back doors. Cool.

[@hounddog946]

@@Tom-zs6bb I’m surprised that dump wasn’t closed down when Gulf Coast expanded. It is an armpit. I don’t venture into the shitty parts of FM

[@Tom-zs6bb]

@@hounddog946 Your opinion is noted.

[@-Merkuleez]

Deport

[@demophys4883]

You first.

[@JimiJames-xq3kc]

​@@demophys4883 Good one.

[@ronniedeezy4831]

Florida people

[@BACKTHEBLUE.UNTILITSYOU.]

These lesbian cops sure are thorough with their searches.

[@Boadicea61]

Lesbian?

[@Mawmaw-x5-iw1jb]

That's a horrible statement to make.