Military Grade.

[@Crowgale]

Never underestimate the sense of humour possessed by a bored soldier.

[@ralitsageorge807]

😂😂😂😂

[@yosephinetania9632]

😂😂😂😂

[@aurawhales8393]

😂😂😂😂❤

[@emzminaya1149]

😅😅😅

[@4thAct]

😂😂😂😂

[@sonickrazyboyDC4]

that soft, “wait” and “we don’t have one” are fucking golden

[@Hbomb-nm2fv]

Gotta let the old 6.5 run the glow plugs before you start it lol

[@justinheavenblake680]

Yeah that was so soo funnyyy😅

[@CismaanDheere-xh8bj]

7u89i😅​@@justinheavenblake680

[@clemy154]

❤

[@sebastianmosqueda5959]

Doesnt anybody else see an issue with waiting for your Humvee to start in a warzone?

[@the_slasher5185]

"we don't have one" got me dead 💀

[@Peenutbuttah65_5]

same lol

[@starkiller6059]

The water bottle 😂🤣😂

[@ZenabAndnwse]

🎉

[@Enchilada750]

Tactical water bottle to throw at windshields!

[@Estrella_nyc]

You sold me on the humvee Is this how ppl felt when investing into Amazon before it blew up. HOLY SHIT!!!

[@A.R.9]

More reliable and the same price I'd get one

[@gamerkiller2632]

10/10

[@bagelsecelle9308]

@@A.R.9 my guy just said Humvees are reliable 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GhostlyShadow]

​@@A.R.9a friend in emt class had a civilian Humvee she had someone pull out infront of her, she folded that truck, and all she had was scratched paint

[@A.R.9]

@GhostlyShadow I wish I had an h1 alpha aka the civilian verson

[@811bro]

Softly: ‘We dont have one’ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ko9zm6si3c]

😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😅😮😢❤Hmjjj

[@dreyaleigh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣 CLASSIC.

[@asianbandit4054]

Would have been cool to show the turret mount or the radio or something like that

[@AERO_Droneservice]

💯🐎💨🤌🏼❤️‍🔥🤠🚁

[@samiamersni1987]

T’es trop belle

[@KG713-iu6xt]

Man I love this guy!! When he gets back home he needs to consider a career in comedy 😂😂

[@legendarygaming9891]

bro is too serious and funny i cannot stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@witziliwitlewitzconzin241]

Imagine passing by and watching your colonel seducting a humvee

[@frenchieanndionisiokurokaw9036]

Hahahaahahha

[@a-badie4617]

Pretty sure that is a Sergeant First Class patch

[@theofficialkdot]

SFC my guy

[@Im_in_your_walls-bl2hk]

I would’ve been embarrassed for them and walked away

[@jeremygutridge2078]

lol... there like I WANT ONE

[@unspecifieds]

The “wait” got me on the floor

[@MrBizteck]

Na ..the .....'we dont have one' 😂

[@CingsuanNeam]

'we dont have one'

[@HajiStaxGaming]

Wait killed me too lol

[@1894averagecitizen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah... xD

[@mrtophat12]

Same.

[@ericajamesmoshi3788]

The Humvee roars like a mighty lion, Soo in love!

[@francis8062]

Bentley exports luxury Humvee exports DEMOCRACY 🦅🦅🦅

[@user-kz4jt6vw9j]

the "we dont have one" got me dying

[@Othecookieman]

Fr 😂

[@halielee3151]

True😂

[@jafetumanzor6687]

😂😂

[@The-K_Man]

But humvee has .50 cal on top so it's alright

[@PizZam99]

Same 😂

[@QuackerrAwts]

The sexiest Humvee ever advertised

[@acejohnson4513]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@storyanaksekolah2]

RPG7 : come here baby 😂

[@yumanorfolk3103]

​@@storyanaksekolah2eh waste of RPG's, they die from land mines and IED's instead, much cheaper.

[@hyperactiveofficial8096]

"Behind every sexy Humvee, there is an even sexier man." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[@censored4christ162]

We see the humvee as trash because they wont sell us them brand new off the factory floor like the constitution intended am i right fellas whos with me? I am for real.

[@Acma-Acma]

"We don't have one" 😂😂😂

[@GawinNatenSimple]

this made my day. Salute to you sir 😂

[@apexreactions4231]

Humvee unironically had a sexier startup than the Bentley

[@shaolinmaster8583]

U mean bahntley

[@murkyturkey5238]

I felt the same

[@Someguythatplaysbuildaboat]

@@shaolinmaster8583bro I KNOW YOU SAYTHAT BC OF THE WOMAN🤣

[@TransformersCarFan]

Isn't that a Rolls

[@Kay_AL]

@@TransformersCarFanno 😂 what rolls Royce has a Bentley logo on the wheel cap 💀

[@kami439]

Never seen someone sexually harass a Bentley before

[@ramleehamdin1847]

I also never seen someone caressing military humvee b4. 😅😅

[@SonaNerikov]

And I've never seen car enthusiast actually paying attention to vehicle/mechanical field. Like seriously the engineering function of humvee exceeds ANY sports car in existence.

[@inuyasha4889]

​@@ramleehamdin1847gotta get to the motor pool more often. Grease apes just going to town on mufflers.

[@bikramdeepsingh5901]

😂😂😂😂

[@smolltaco5667]

​@SonaNerikov yeah ok show me all the humvees in racing then

[@Viraj303]

"⚡bee⚡ " "Wait⚡"

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

Unlike Bentley, this Humvee has been through *wars* 🚬🗿

[@xXDiver12Xx]

That "wait" had me 😂

[@nyonyahapache5773]

Me too😂😂😂

[@tinthepotato]

SAME AHAHAAH

[@TheEconomist7.0]

@@nyonyahapache5773 🤣🤣 Too Good

[@Jay_wisely21]

Lmfao 😂

[@thomasmontclair940]

FR!

[@mochaluk]

Jokes killin' me on "wait" and "we don't have one" 😂😂

[@kevinchristochanel6345]

lol me too 🤣

[@kennedy3781]

​@ykpauHa404 Keep crying vatnik

[@telisah9611]

This is sooo Army relatable!!!😂

[@TheReal_JG]

​@ykpauHa404 if only you knew what happened to them in the past 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan. . . .🫠🔥 Shit was rough to survive in a convoy out there.

[@rahulb752]

His straight face while saying humvee just kills me😂😂

[@Fallgrim_Taykhart]

i like the whisper in your ear volume we dont have one gave me the quivers 😂

[@Mjelliee]

bro has a killer mustache

[@Re-Zystin]

Ye, bro has a *killer* mustache

[@AmyFlannigan27]

So killer you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.

[@Mjelliee]

pretty much that@@AmyFlannigan27

[@Anonymous-hg7qq]

Ya , that mustache once killed 6 million people.

[@faisalislamchowdhury5183]

@@Anonymous-hg7qq*850K

[@brothermouzone1307]

The cleanest Humvee I have seen.

[@HaztolLive]

Fr

[@strv81]

There will never be a true clear humvee

[@melquisedecgonzalez8698]

Word 😂

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

um akshualy it's called a HMMWV

[@thelegogamer3739]

Fr tho

[@jesalthakur7095]

Major behind you !! Meanwhile Major :

[@thelegendary01]

He said with a feel😅

[@meekserge6300]

"Wait, we don't have one", got ma a** rollin...💀💀💀

[@libraryofpapel]

that hawai’i coconut milk dude has a rival

[@papang5863]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought about this guy. He's hilarious!

[@PalzerLama]

COOEE-FEEE...PEARFECTT!

[@jeremiahharris3950]

I honestly thought he was going to show up.

[@nasapayrollsystem8701]

Yes ... I thought of him too.. Perfect👌

[@Tibbs_Farm]

Not sure which one i like better... hawaii guy's Toyota or this dude's HMMWV

[@team_blobz6012]

The " wait" is what kills me not to mention the "we don't have one"

[@LeCars]

Commander: wtf are you doing there

[@zizzeldownsss2947]

Plot twist : he's the commander 😂

[@jjsolstice7283]

Soldier: Humvie!! Sir!!

[@Aryan-nv9kd]

"Private Fakface! Stop molesting that steering wheel and report for toilet duty!"

[@andrewwritesel1585]

🤣🤣@@Aryan-nv9kd

[@a-badie4617]

​@@zizzeldownsss2947he's a sergeant first class there is definitely 1st sergeant watching from a second story window like wtf

[@andrewfortenbacher1176]

"Humvee...wait..." and "we don't have one". Freakin priceless!!!!

[@DOKEN1984]

I didn't know that Lewandowski is in the military.

[@Redemberdragoon]

what he should have done instead of saying "we don't have one" he should have pulled the charging handle on what ever mountd gun was on the humvee

[@fazliddinotaboyev1838]

1😂😂Bentley :where is my SKIRT . 2😂😂Hamvi : oh sheet where is my gun

[@user-fm4wc9om4q]

Bro I LOVE YOU

[@Spinosaurus44]

Seductively says “we don’t have one”

[@Wertyber]

lmao

[@minusdagreez8817]

"wait" hahaahha

[@cpostclothesrack2012]

🏆

[@axadjonshorahimov8294]

​@@minusdagreez8817😅

[@axadjonshorahimov8294]

😅

[@techtrendsandprofits]

He floored me at “we don’t have one…”😂😂😂

[@Tomatosaladz]

Isn't that a war crime?

[@madishinnar5497]

yes it is@@Tomatosaladz

[@barneyt4019]

​@@Tomatosaladzwhat's a war crime?

[@cheetu8441]

Lmao

[@danim8414]

We‘re committing war crimes with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@huangyiwensqps6560]

“We don’t have one” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@luckynarayani4604]

Bentley : "I'm Rose Petal" Humvee : "I'm Hard Metal"

[@honeymoonLDRX]

flop

[@lemon4087]

Goes like a 90s song😅

[@genesis844]

"we don't have one" *cutely dying*

[@ugegegodris]

He secretly said to the camera "we don't have one"

[@brellkimbatsa1416]

❤😂❤😂❤You like your Bugatti, and I love my car army also. 😂😂😂

[@Lankygit01]

Bentley: ping Humvee: THUNK

[@neltonmiranda9633]

😂

[@DragonManiac33]

Humvee win !!!

[@BahBax]

😂

[@moseschong33]

Women: hear the bently purr Soldier: hear that humvee roar

[@ttdanimations1231]

no need to be sexist that wasn’t the joke here 👍

[@ryansparakeet]

He is not being sexist it's a joke

[@Farmboy4020]

The humvee sounds the best

[@ttdanimations1231]

@@ryansparakeet okay sorry won’t happen again

[@sbcavo4332]

you say roar but its more like a knock then a bang then a whole lotta rattling

[@SrirupRoy9153]

Apple has been real quite since this banger dropped🗣️🔥🔥

[@skinner219]

The “wait” got me Hahahahaa

[@CSTITAN576]

“Behhhhntley” “Machine guhhhhn”

[@branemadic4860]

bro XD

[@canisarcani]

SOLD!

[@santiagomarques8384]

Tah tah tah tah

[@sidthesloth12]

This is what i was waiting for the whole time....or just something crazy

[@alexsalvi1824]

who is this cow?

[@NAS000]

“Bentlehh” “We don’t have that” 😂😂😂

[@pcl16]

When he tapped on the wheel got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@Kakulito_Boricua]

I am fascinated by your parodies, with this one you have excelled. First time I see your channel, congratulations. Blessings from Puerto Rico ✌🏻😁🇵🇷

[@UncleNeil]

My chest hair grew 6 inches when you fired that hummer up!

[@rutvikrs]

I grew a bush by the end of this short🥲

[@mr.stickguy6841]

​@@rutvikrsIn your butt hole in particular?

[@MrCharles26]

That has to be the cleanest f****** Humvee I've ever seen in my entire life

[@grahameward7505]

Afuckingmen to that

[@Paladin_Aurum]

Especially surprising belonging to a NG unit somewhere in Virginia.😂

[@bdbdkdfotbrveiw]

It’s a “humveeee👄”

[@firkejdjneii28283]

it looks like its on display or something

[@michaelsalinas8852]

Fuck yea it is either way this video got me 😂

[@justdragogames]

😂 the "we don't have one" for the lifty bar thingy

[@Vida0737]

lol omg this made my Night lol 😂

[@DarkEmptyRoom]

Dude the “we don’t have one” is killing me

[@Hanz_GamingYT]

Killing me? Humvee? Wait…

[@a_zim2812]

😂

[@benjaminachan8566]

This is definitely the guy the Internet needs right now.

[@dyanmare338]

sariroticamqurtentaraameraka🤬kaukenaqasubahberkayn🇮🇱

[@dyanmare338]

ko

[@Dremt_41]

@@dyanmare338 ?

[@brellkimbatsa1416]

Final score 9-9 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmazePaulz]

Lol... Whispers.. 'We dont have one'

[@giant1779]

This guy deserve an Emmy award not an Oscar 😂

[@nogames-rc6fz]

I don't even know the difference

[@-fantasy9004]

😂😂😂😂

[@giant1779]

@@nogames-rc6fz me too 😁.

[@meciocio]

​@@nogames-rc6fzoscars are for movies emmys are for tv shows

[@VEVOHADIMUSIC]

F that give him a peace Nobel prize

[@TherealAbrahamLopez]

That silent blinker on the humve is the essence of luxury

[@f-raptor-cf2xh]

Why, because it works? I agree then

[@liltnarg5017]

But I like that little clicking sound.

[@joshuarino3681]

😂😂😂 we don't have one.. just cracked me up this one😂😂😂

[@Arash_Leopard]

"Humvee...wait.." lmao

[@RUS-ml6oe]

Оч смешно, одна из самых смешных пародий, спасибо)))

[@Yoriichi_Sengoku]

His mustache makes this 100x better😂

[@cqokie_doodles]

🙋卍 german looking ah

[@ridwanhaque2369]

Feels like Dr. Disrespect from Amazon without the shades.

[@coryboy345]

POOOOOLEEEEECE DAT MOOOOSTACHE!!!!!!

[@boxofmadness2511]

100x Bentley

[@Haz3l_eyes]

She's the definition of daddy's money 💀 Edit:The tea is very hot in my comments

[@fp5940]

No she’s Russian. Only they say Benchley.

[@Bingus_Lore]

​@@fp5940that doesn't mean she can't be spoilt 😂

[@noahjanosko8985]

@@Bingus_Lorecommunism can’t be spoiled

[@johnspeaks55]

She is 100% capable to earn money with her own abilities

[@loganwallace101]

@@noahjanosko8985it’s Russia not the Soviet Union

[@ser1es835]

I never seen a humvee start that fast 😂

[@thelegendary01]

Imagine a blast test in end😮😮

[@originalrecipe7988]

Seeing the humvee with a blinker is hilarious to me. Imagine being in a warzone and you're signaling every turn as you're being shot at 😂

[@user-ws6hi7kw5l]

Это для езды в городских условиях

[@Maxie56]

😂 the funny thing is that my dad has a humvee

[@AlejandroClaros]

Rfvkj❤❤❤😂❤

[@muhammadadahaputeh3179]

Football football​@@user-ws6hi7kw5l

[@Elcanaldeyoutube]

​@@user-ws6hi7kw5l u fxck up the fun mate

[@tootssamaritajr.7911]

Humvee: Sir please stop massaging me it hurts 😅

[@inassh8685]

Take my money! Yes you! The "we don't have one" Humvee guy 😂

[@Jachai_Castaneda]

The water bottle falling tho🤣🤣🤣

[@xrayban2]

Beware of accident if it gets under the brake 😉

[@flautaaseren]

​@@xrayban2nahh bro if that shit clicked the wrong button it would've gone kaboom💥💀

[@trevorirby5935]

Y’all not have cup holders?

[@gamergodofjustice]

​@@trevorirby5935cup holders were not issued as part of the uniform. Even if they were it be like the rain jackets the never get to be used because someone will always forget theirs

[@cabledad65]

That's why Amazon sells magnetic cup holders.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@subbywan1422]

That humvee's going places the Bently's never even dreamed of.

[@matan6737]

Yeah it gets scrapped under military oversee instead of ending up in a chop shop.

[@james-404]

Iraq

[@chrischin5454]

Taiwan…

[@cynthiamoore8868]

Right on!

[@adriancabezas4562]

Bentley

[@jorlroblox1631]

I laughed so hard when he was feeling up the steering wheel

[@chaewonzzzs]

I like how she's like Bentley but it ain't her car

[@Xth3Z]

I'm now in love with that Humvee. 😂

[@itslo6337]

can it invade a milittary strongold? bentley:❌ *HUMVEE* :✅

[@rahlmaclaren1478]

Depends on how many supermodels each holds.

[@VandalAudi]

Can it harvest fields of grain? John Deere Combine Harvester : ✅️ Humvee : ❌️

[@fulconandroadcone9488]

@@VandalAudi can it plow? Mercedes Unimog : ✅️ John Deere Combine Harvester : ❌️

[@Air_v2]

@@fulconandroadcone9488 Can it kidnap Children? Random White Van: ✅ Mercedes Unimog: ❌

[@JustIkes]

​@@Air_v2Can it chase and arrest? Police car:✅️ Random White Van:❌️

[@Razzle_Dazzle9]

After he thumped the hood, he should’ve softly said “ouch”

[@motunrayoolayode732]

Perfect definition of "no gree for anybody" 😅😅😂

[@garygodslight4034]

Ahh😂

[@ambitiouslee7981]

Best recruitment ad ever

[@ScorpionFTW]

Yep, signing up today

[@therealpanse]

Ah yes. A short making fun of asmr videos is exactly what I needed to convince me to get shot.

[@justinkim7756]

​@@therealpansesound like a skill issue

[@therealpanse]

@@justinkim7756 is it? How much skill do you need to win the lottery of war?

[@justinkim7756]

@@therealpanse lmao dude nobody cares about ur anti war stance lmfao

[@reyhanalexander3574]

The way he goes "wait" and "we dont have one" 😂😂

[@BarakahBarakh]

😂😂💪🏽You want? And he wants. And father to you both..

[@shmoogit]

shes like a pokemon the way she keeps repeating it 😂😂

[@shadowknight_2505]

Yessir. we traded the storage box for the 50 cal machine gun.

[@ItsyourboyPenguinboy]

Fuck yeaaa 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[@Krishnendu792]

Nah, the moonroof is replaced by the 50cal gun mount, and the storage box has the ammos

[@marvinthomas9897]

Good trade.

[@loveuanta7273]

Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@losientoo]

​​@@loveuanta7273uh huh

[@FLjcollins]

The "Wait" is what got me. 😂😂

[@rm5282]

Gotta let those glow plugs do their thing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@christianchuy-martinez6757]

When he said wait 😂

[@user-xp3lk4we8j]

Did I just heard a silent ‘’wait” and ‘’we don’t have one”😂😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@hybridwolf66]

Best short on the internet! "Wait" , "we don't have one", Water bottle in the windshield. Perfection!

[@CubicPlanets]

,,,

[@stephenalderLF15]

Don't forget the Gatorade bottles with urine

[@stanley_marsh4]

That Humvee lookin' comfy ngl

[@Ruvim-uk6xo]

bro

[@ismaelsantodomingo2560]

Brooo you don't know what u saying 😅

[@TheLilApple]

It lookin confee

[@dawnsredemptiongaming5567]

You could not be futher from the the truth… spent a total of 9 months in one they are God awful

[@NoobieLandCity]

@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 Hell I don't even need to spend 9 months in one, just going to work is far enough for me xD

[@amiralspeedy229Bj]

😂😂😂😂😂 You are good !!

[@bbmgamer6746]

Oh man i love this guy...😂

[@imranahmad-uh9fi]

i'm sold on this humvee. that guy really embodies the spirit

[@thatmetalheadboi9917]

The whispered "we don't have one" with the slow pan was absolute gold

[@shafiemuwonge824]

Am you so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣,i can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@immanuelvanlalawmpuia6070]

We don't have one caught me laughing 😂😂

[@Scoutrooper1]

This right here is *the crown jewel* of the internet

[@astroman0500]

No.

[@Scoutrooper1]

@@astroman0500 :(

[@Scoutrooper1]

@@OrangeMcDuck-gx6rq :)

[@josh2822]

@@astroman0500yet it is, get fked

[@kobaba...12]

No.

[@Jarzula]

Bro said “wait” and “we don’t have one” all sexual 😂😂 that was intense

[@donaldlevy8141]

He said it and I just fking lost it when the light went off!! 😅😂🤣

[@mouselemurbutt]

Knew it was Diesel immediately

[@batestheshepherdsson6146]

Legit

[@batestheshepherdsson6146]

Did homeboy say". "Wait" and "we don't have one",,, lol

[@createyourzone2372]

“Wait” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bandit0313]

Why the hell does she talk like that? “Bentleyn-uh”

[@alexdro4389]

Russian language "bent - lee" Бентли

[@isidoroarzate-aguirre713]

😂😂 bro had me on the water bottle flick 😂