Buying the Most EXPENSIVE Temu Items

[@WaDarkPhoenix]

"Buying the most EXPENSIVE Temu Items" - Doesn't even buy the log splitter.

[@cliffordreynolds1835]

How would they even get it setup in their studio? Would they have to get a lumberjack on standby?

[@nathanhudkins]

@@cliffordreynolds1835 He's rich, of course!

[@johnflapper]

It wouldn't be the first time they film outside... would be doable

[@antwon9654]

@@johnflapperyea but I feel like it would tighten the budget for this video, or other videos down the line

[@Hsuperman18]

I came equipped with a log splitter. FOR FREE!

[@mew2.025]

That's 8 Oz not 80 Oz. Caviar is normally $40 per Oz so getting 80 Oz for less than $300 is really sketchy.

[@mentoch]

What in earth is that then? Really sketchy

[@sopcannon]

But they are American, o am surprised they didn't use "this is the same weight as an Americans little finger".

[@Joshpods]

Yea i thought they wouldn't eat it

[@user-neo71665]

80 ounces is almost 2.4 liters or 1/2 a gallon. That tiny can clearly aint that big.

[@mentoch]

@@user-neo71665 Great point. Should be a freaking milk jug size

[@CoolBluePlayz]

Never would have think I would hear "expensive" and "temu" in the same sentence

[@thalovemuscle]

Not surprised

[@leetemple19]

​@@thalovemusclephaa haaa

[@strubbleler]

well, it is a whole-sale site, so you can find basically anything and everything. Temu, Aliexpress etc, its basically all small sellers, a bit like Ebay, but for new stuff, and specifically from China :)

[@strubbleler]

@@BroadPNG who didnt, when they instigated that new law?

[@strubbleler]

@@BroadPNG my god, reading this gave me a stroke. WHY is EVERYTHING one sentence????

[@allenellisdewitt]

I would NEVER trust _any_ food from Temu

[@Simon-tr9hv]

It's hilarious, literally millions of people buys foods and groceries from temu and JD every day, funny that you think it's not ""reliable"" for your standards

[@peterharris9288]

​@@Simon-tr9hvJD sports?😂

[@Simon-tr9hv]

@@peterharris9288 Jingdong, another Chinese shopping site like temu, Amazon

[@nicholas4839]

Never buy food on temu they will use other things that are banned

[@Steve.Cutler]

​@Simon-tr9hv so he's not allowed his own opinion because you don't agree with him?

[@YaBreezyBree]

Violin neck never has finish on it. Its a decent looking violin for beginners. Atleast it was, before you went and put your greasy fingers all over the bow.

[@sk1ttlezedm]

I cried when I saw he put his fingers on the bow 😭😭

[@br4inframe]

Not going to lie, Austin kinda killed it in that Temu suit LOL

[@DaMuzicKing29]

😂agree wholeheartedly

[@sadyokaiz2695]

the funny thing is and always will be: they have so many toasters... but still dont get that you are supposed to use it without bread the first time.. to burn off all the chemicals left in the process of manufacturing. it literally is the first thing written in any toaster manual xD

[@meme_ranker_Demet]

That’s what I thought

[@watsgoinonhere1]

oh I've literally never done that.... oops.

[@TheNightquaker]

Americans, lol. Eating chemicals is a pretty normal thing for them, so they don't mind!

[@saladien9987]

Never saw that in any manual but I’m in Europe so maybe that’s not a thing here

[@The8BitNerd]

For how cheap that violin was, I’m surprised it actually came with the bridge, the little wooden piece in the middle, already on and didn’t have to be installed. Although like expected, only one string was somewhat in tune.

[@god3485]

I cried a little when the string moved to the side of the bridge and when austin touched the bow with his hands. That bow also looked more like a Viola bow with the thickness but that could be the video

[@thelightsilent]

ngl austin needs to wear a suite like that for now on it looks soooo good on him

[@seff6533]

That suit was atrocious. Major collar gap.

[@thalovemuscle]

You can't wear a suite 😂

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@thalovemuscle I am pretty sure they'll sell you a portable one on temu.

[@stncdlstk]

bro was genuinely dripped out

[@ajspice]

Right? That suit is surprisingly hip.

[@PatrickWard4]

"what are you wearing??" "this is my very expensive suit.....we ate cavier" 😂😂

[@sheshellz7992]

Yeah the caviar is definitely 8oz not 80oz. The zoom in on the listing shows 8OZ buts it's 8 OZ lol love the video!

[@austin012579]

He said 8 in the beginning the announcer is just dumb

[@aryansharma5175]

Highlight of the day : Austin calling Violinists “Violineers”

[@Sirmoshi1]

dude where is the 8 k log splitter you showed ? thats what i was here to see lol

[@colestowing8695]

Right? I was fully expecting to see them crush all that other garbage they bought with the splitter ram

[@JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER]

he never said he was buying that, doubt even they could afford that for one video

[@princessmommy2709]

I showed my daughter who plays the violin. She was cringing so hard. She said the neck isn't finished, that's how it's suppose to look.

[@BudgetGamer92]

Also touching the strings and bow with their hands, the oils ruins them so quick. But I guess it's also a TEMU instrument so does that really matter lol

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@BudgetGamer92 I wouldn't clown on instruments made in China that much. Recently I saw a video where someone tested a $75 guitar made in China that he bought off amazon. He was extremely surprised by the quality and the finish of the guitar and it even helt up to some of his guitars that cost 10 times as much as this Chinese no-name guitar.

[@princessmommy2709]

@@BudgetGamer92 yah, she was yelling at the TV when he did that

[@HenryLoenwind]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Yes. That's what happens when stuff that is made for domestic use, i.e. to be of an actually usable quality but at a price point that people can afford it, spills over to the global market. Usually, we only see stuff that is made for export with no regard for anything to milk those gullible penny-pinching westerners.

[@NSDCTwitch]

Matt coming in going "WTF" has to be my favorite part of the episode... Having a boss like Austin where he could be doing ANYTHING at any point would be like peeing blindfolded into a bottle while being shot out of a cannon.

[@Killer-6370]

Hey Austin,as someone who lives near Austria, TÜV is a quality control, for eample in Germany we have Tüv Süd ect. it assures that the things are conform to quality standard for electronic stuff, so you are sure it doesnt overheat and burns things or electrocute yourself, in Germany they test your Car every 2 Years, and only if it passes, you are allowed to drive with it on roads

[@knightwolf3511]

they will goo insane lookinga t american cars then youtube justrolledin 😅 some people never changed there oil filter after 50k milies with the manufacture oil filter

[@RobertMichaelWalker]

Caviar on a plastic spoon is the class mashup we never knew we needed lol.,, reckless lol

[@komidanohitouko]

Ken’s reaction to the sauna had me cracking tf up 😂😂 22:49

[@komidanohitouko]

oops, i didn’t mean to reply, my bad!

[@who_is_marcus3517]

Per the request of the editor to go off in the comments about the violin segment...I got my degree in classical violin for music education and business and all of this hurts my soul. My SHOULDER REST, not "chin guard" cost just about as much as that whole package alone. 😂 Gaaaahhhhhh AUSTIN WHY DO?!!

[@Dr_DabberOnKick]

if you want the most expensive temu items, youre better off just buying the company

[@grahamwilliamson5306]

For a ridiculous suit that was bought sight unseen it actually fits austin pretty well 😂

[@lususnaturae999]

Why do a lot of people think Temu makes these items? it's a platform for selling items from different merchants. Some are shady, some are legit. Almost all from China - just like everything else.

[@onepiecegang]

Idk it just made the most sense at first

[@HellsProphecy]

Where's the log splitter i was promised??? Lol

[@paulc176]

Austin, I remember years ago watching some of your very first videos, always found them interesting. Just today your video popped up and I haven't seen your vids in years, you're doing so well man congrats.

[@nethalar]

Didnt expect a Riddler cosplay but here we are

[@TheoRae8289]

I was having 80s WWF/E flashbacks 😂

[@Jakestar]

Matt walking in and having the reaction he had got me dying of laughter 😂 15:48

[@beridus]

I gotta say that keyboard would be insane for Audio/video production. I want my faders on that 2nd screen!

[@DexyLovesYou]

exactly my thoughts, also w that knob etc seems perfect for davinci yk

[@TheoRae8289]

That being the intended purpose would make a lot of sense.

[@OfficialKas5]

did anyone also notice the ROLEX austin is wearing like GODAMN

[@koilvondailey8030]

Rolex is overrated.

[@cfq.tufanuf7601]

Violet, The Giant Blueberry from Willy Wonka springs to mind when I see Austin in that steam suit.

[@katTheGreat]

I’ve never heard of anybody say, “man i cant wait to go onto temu and buy a 1$ bootleg Nintendo switch!”

[@sterlingcrawford1218]

Ken is making surprisingly decent tone for someone who never picked up a violin

[@TrueBlueMajikDewd]

Austin Evans in the middle to his complete transformation into The Riddler with that blazer.

[@djclem9599]

Austin saying “violiners”, then asking for a time he’s been wrong is a joke that writes itself😂

[@mattsquires2622]

I'm glad you can stop giving riddles out to Gotham City a few min to do some temu reviews.

[@KEEYBLADE]

The lens actually was surprisingly useable imo. Of course not for anything professional, but for people who take photos as a hobby, this seemed extremely nice for only 50$. I expected it to be way worse.

[@BubbleWrapPerson]

The 45 ton wood splitter is not 45 tons. It provides 45 tons of pressure to split. Who would need one? We use them every year in Northern Michigan for wood stoves in the winter.

[@Dreadhead669]

That is a prime example of people who never worked with tools. NEVER HIT A HAMMER WITH ANOTHER HAMMER. The metal will splitter and could hit your eye. It's fast enough to penetrate skin. My father had a piece of hammer for years inside his arm.

[@noob19087]

22:31 When you cross the light speed barrier and the Dimensional Guardian immediately apprehends you.

[@TheoRae8289]

💀

[@rharbarenko]

As a violinist I was personally, physically, assaulted by this video. 🤣 It needs resin. YES!! encase it in a block of resin!

[@KiraMac123]

I always thought you weren’t supposed to touch the hairs on the violin bow 😂

[@Mammothcav342]

No, you aren't. It ruins the strings almost immediately.

[@TheoRae8289]

you'd be correct

[@ryanwestfall5385]

As a person who played violin for six years and was second to worst in my high-school, I enjoyed this

[@SyrusGaming]

Food from temu is devious

[@jash274]

Literally got an ad from Temu on this where the tagline was "I'm shopping like a billionaire" 💀

[@TwinkleTheRaccoon]

That scooter has been in a lot of videos goes like 50mph

[@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208]

Austin in the pink 'protable' Sauna = Nickelodeon Weinerville Puppet show with the real human heads, VIBES.

[@HasaniTempest]

Should have had an actual musician test the violin, even though we know it’s not amazing - a musician.

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

That suit if it was a better quality fabric would be pretty awesome

[@Yaxrob]

Petition for Austin to buy the log cutter

[@Michael_H_Nielsen]

that violin clip was brilliance. props to the editor :)

[@AmanMawas293]

I havent even watched the video but I already know itll be fire

[@Namenloser5]

I am glad that Austin opened the suit first.

[@Ludicrouscompany3839]

That 'sauna' is a literal health hazard 😅

[@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208]

Austin in the 'protable' Sauna = Nickelodeon Weinerville Puppet show with the real human heads, VIBES.

[@namharlebda8395]

The funniest thing is that every tech youtuber has a LTT screwdriver 😂😂

[@robertlucke4964]

😂😂😂 Austin in the hot box I can't stop laughing

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I was kind of surprised that I was the first one to make a Steamed Hams joke here.

[@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208]

Austin in the 'protable' Sauna = Nickelodeon Weinerville Puppet show with the real human heads, VIBES.

[@realCityBuilder]

surprisingly good look for him in the green leafy suit, I mean, don't wear it outside but for the show it fits.

[@Keither754]

6:20 it’s 8 ounces, not 80 ounces. It literally says it on the screenshot you included in the video 🤦‍♂️

[@thawhiteazn]

Yeah 80 ounces would be 5 pounds, that does not look like 5 pounds in that can

[@GemmaTrellis]

Yeah the violinists are gonna be thrilled that you called them "violiners"😂 I played cello for 3 years as a kid and the way both of you held the bow... *eye twitch*

[@JeskidoYT]

4:45 hahahaa that screwdriver joke 😂

[@squat224]

So, it's not resin it's rosin which is not exactly the same. A good beginner violin doesn't cost 400+ dollars, you can get perfectly good beginner instruments for 150-200 dollars, but usually those are reviewed and you know what to expect.

[@dead2642]

Please make a video reviewing the 420-800 lens 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@AmanJha-rl9ow]

That would be great

[@AmanJha-rl9ow]

@austinevans pleas dooooo🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[@लिलतोप]

Yeah man you gotta do this one 🧐

[@लिलतोप]

🧐🙏

[@zahidul7891]

Yuuuup +1 do it, 😅🤝

[@nancyjones6235]

Log splitters are useful in taking pine logs and making them ready for saws to make them into planks. BTW - you did rock that suit. But seriously, anyone who would buy caviar from Temu kind of deservers whatever they get. I think a toast-off would be a really great idea!! The lens -- actually not bad for what you paid for it. I don't see the usefulness of a keyboard with a screen, but maybe I'm jsut OG.I'm not sure I'd buy anything that i would put my health into from Temu -- like a sauna. You're a brave man.

[@onepiecegang]

Yea lmao that caviar I don’t think is supposed to be green

[@williamwilliams4391]

Can we all just ignore Temu? They dont deserve any spotlight given their unethical practices.

[@ZelX-]

Lol no. The more unethical the cheaper. I'll take cheap ty

[@vaibhavhayaran]

Where will the content come from then? Ethics is not internet's thing bro .. that's sad but true...

[@migidid]

Opening something that is frozen shut should be a series of its own!

[@ChaseSchleich]

Loved the LTT screwdriver diss lol. I don't care how good it is, no screwdriver is worth $75+.

[@JeskidoYT]

The alternative is half off somewhere else but without the ratcheting parts

[@Simon-tr9hv]

@@ChaseSchleich just like nobody is buying the 4090? Everything have its place, just bcz you won't buy it, doesn't mean it's not worth it

[@ReneeLakes]

OMG! You need to absolutely keep it! Whether it's true or not, this is special to you. People create packages, packages do not create people. Rock it girl, salute kislux !

[@auslei]

Hey, the suit looks good on you.. 😂

[@annaleykiste]

The variety of textures in the kislux bags is impressive. From smooth leather to textured suede, there is something for everyone. I was also attracted by it. The price is not expensive, which is very attractive!

[@_PTP_]

Clicked on this as soon as the honepage refreshed😂 love you mann! Great contect

[@pokelolavb4]

Ayo, I haven't watched you channel since last 2 maybe 3 or 4 years, nothing has changed - still same funny Austin and cheap electronics 🔥🔥

[@4pfanas]

So many years veins still popin

[@Leosats10]

Ngl the Temu suit actually goes well with all the greenery in the background 😂

[@bradasstv]

I personally don't know if I'd eat that caviar or any food items from Temu lol. Knowing Temu, it could be a knockoff and who knows what it really is 😬

[@Corman7088]

~~Way they advertise some things is damn hilarious. Favorite has to be the 3D Galaxy rug (1 of 3 designs) Appears to be 4'X6' area rug from the pic being the center of a living area w/couch&chair. But would just pass as a door mat.

[@SL1PSTAR]

TEMU: Throwaway, Economical, Mostly Useless

[@OhGeeWillickersMister]

They have the kind of metal box "house" Amazon has for about $18K

[@DavidRodriguez-kr7ss]

Petition to remove ned from Spider-Man out the videos

[@JasonKahn]

I paid $300 for 5grams of Caviar, bought it for my wife's birthday last year, she grew up in Baku on the Caspian Sea, before the Soviets fished it to near extinction they used to eat it all the time when she was a kid.

[@devanvandervelde2226]

Lets trust in the Lord Jesus who paid more than all the worlds currencies, his own life for our sins❤

[@josephafrica23]

that shot of Austin using the Temu camera gave me so much rick astley vibes! lol

[@TheTannerChanner]

My buddy just moved and bought a brand new couch off of Temu for about $300. He says it's pretty good but he is only about 5 ft 2 and 110 lb wet. Got to be willing to bet it wouldn't hold up to anything larger than a Hobbit

[@noangletomydangle]

Violin neck was probably left unstained and unfinished so your hand can slide around without sticking

[@SkofE33]

I'm still waiting for the log splitter, Austin!

[@noahgordon9051]

my mom uses temu often. she used amazon a lot before and to be fair it’s a lot the same. just amazon has facilities that will mail quick versus waiting for it to cross the ocean.

[@Emi-cl2rt]

TIGHTEN THE VIOLIN BOW lol I just wanted to scream that

[@luisdpaula1]

I wasn’t expecting to like seeing Austin in that suit

[@MiranShamall]

To be fair, that lens for $50? fair play, you can do some cool black and white shots with it to bypass the chromatic aberration and you would be good to go

[@theoriginalsappy]

Try getting tech at Marshall’s. You can either find JBL or the worst airpod knockoffs known to man

[@CheesyGhostOnToast]

Austin > Linus any day of the week ❤️

[@lrdhawkwind]

That is not 80 oz, 80 oz would be 5 lb of caviar I would definitely complain about it without a doubt.

[@onepiecegang]

Ye they probably meant 8oz

[@alejandrovivas8567]

How many nerds do you need to open a can of cheap Caviar??? 😂😂😂

[@WuanderTomasi]

Well, I’ve always been scratching my head about kislux obsession with school bags and their practicality, but this video is adorable! Congratulations.

[@pigletshut]

I got, by way of my dad, a digital microscope off Temu. About $91 for a 160x unit, not cheap for a highly exaggerated unit, but it's actually useful for my intended use: board repair.

[@루나엘-lunael]

2:15 I hear the mosquito sound☠

[@hasanyaseen5590]

Austin videos always make my day :)

[@Bentakur]

Austin buying random stuff from Temu is the smart man's version of donating to the nigerian prince.

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

01:09 Those scooters are insane, (well idk about the one from Temu) very much not a regular scooter, a colleague has one, that thing can go 75+ kmph, each time he cranks the throttle it spins the wheel, has alarm, gps and bunch of different shit.

[@AhmedTVED4]

Fun fact : that sauna tent is mainly used by MMA and boxers to weigh cut

[@Lxtremez17]

honestly that suit fits you perfect

[@TheNerdVoice]

Am I the only one who became irrationally angry when Austin didn't know how to use a simple keycap/switch puller?

[@onepiecegang]

Yes.

[@naudinschutte671]

Austin when is z flip 6 review coming? 😂

[@Graylord88]

That green suit honestly kind of works for Austin, not gonna lie.