The Covert Poisoning of an Ex-Russian Spy

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[@ellieheath2479]

Shane: * makes fun of ghosts* Ryan: * makes fun of Putin*

[@Foxandbrambles]

Ellie Heath so if Putin ever dies they’re in trouble

[@alexandraaikonika]

youkohieifan That’s such a Russian thing to say haha. “IF he EVER dies”

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

@@alexandraaikonika I honestly would not be even REMOTELY surprised if Putin never died. I'd just be like: "That's such a classic Putin move."

[@tullinafadar8632]

the dynamic duo

[@ethanweeter2732]

He chooses death.

[@ginkgothestink-o6949]

This is especially horrifying by virtue of the fact that this is a modern story. This is now-existing corruption in our world, not a quirky spooky story from the past.

[@emjenkins464]

It's scarier living in the UK. With the nerve agent poisoning earlier this year we all had theories (a popular one was that the US did it yo start WW3).

[@andrewnovak1390]

yea, but this is Russia we're talking about. I think everyone in the West knows that their government is fucked up.

[@tis_but_a_name3745]

Just commenting to see how the Trump conversation continues (if it does). Funny to see Trump supporters still existing lmao

[@chloeorr9880]

Rohan too low unemployment isn’t always a good thing. Take any economics class and you’ll see why. Anyone who still thinks Trump is good for this country is delusional tbh. The whole world hates the US and WW3 is pretty much inevitable. How can you support a man that inhumanely locks away innocent people?

[@-mason-6538]

Allison Hunter thank you

[@vilo3334]

" I am an adult," - Shane trying to justify that he is in fact an adult

[@joysfulljourney]

Grace Violet me assuring myself before making any decision

[@quantamioshowler8390]

When in fact, he’s a demon.

[@thanksman4897]

I ain't buyin' it

[@markmathis8856]

Hi, My Name Is Mark. How Are You Today?

[@reddd3369]

Mark Mathis oh hi Mark

[@sintexx2801]

Shane: laughing at “ooze-long tea” for a full minute d a d m o d e u n l o c k e d

[@lassaing]

*oh no am I becoming a dad?*

[@AnneQuiet]

@Christopher Cole it's funny that happens alot. One of life's little giggles.

[@DrEllie-cb1gg]

I think I’m a dad now too...... A dollar bill blew into the sand at the lake, and my friend mentioned it. I said “So it’s a.... sand dollar?” And then laughed hysterically for like five minutes

[@nameunknown007]

Can someone please explain the joke?

[@regashi189]

@Christopher Cole same

[@beckyfal]

I know this is serious, but I lost it at Ryan going “He claimed that MI6 had framed him... Quote: I was framed”

[@veronicapreaskorn9099]

me writing my english papers

[@tiramisu7544]

Quote from man claiming to be framed: “They framed me”

[@joshualee5027]

As soon as they mentioned Putin, I realized this is actually “solved”.

[@lucyhunter8313]

😭😭

[@erosore]

@@joshualee5027 how are u gonna steal a comment that’s one of the top and put it into a reply

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

"I DON'T LIKE THIS BIT, RYAN!" - Shane "What bit are you talking about?" - Ricky Goldsworth

[@riahusnaf]

Kimberly Elliott YES

[@pututeguhdharmawijaya1722]

Quote Some people see that his friend are gonna kill him but cannot do a thing about it end quote

[@amberclarke6409]

Off topic, but @kimberly Elliott, girl you are SOOO pretty!!! 💛💜💛💜

[@tayloranderson7547]

I didn't like this bit, Ryan! - Shane what bit are you talking about? - Ricky goldworth

[@ghosttoast8610]

You also watched the video,cool

[@LittleElephantCircus]

Ryan saying he would hate to be in isolation makes me feel so sorry for him right now! I hope the boys are both stocked up on popcorn

[@serenasanchez368]

i mean... atleast he's not alone, judging from the watcher weekly videos and the watcher podcasts, i'm fairly certain he's quarantining with his girlfriend.

[@Joe-rq5cv]

2020 be like "Isolation you say? ☺️"

[@Ghostie_Roastie]

hahahaHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH god im so sick of people denying covid i would like for this to end

[@emilydavis162]

I was so surprised when I saw that this comment was posted 8 months ago. Like, it’s almost been an entire year.

[@RemyKBartels]

@@serenasanchez368 watcher weekly is gone now

[@lucasj.5249]

I think that for one episode they should cover a case that was solved. Ryan could talk about the case and then present the theories, then at the end Shane would say which theory he thought was true and Ryan would tell him if he guessed right or not. idk just an idea

[@paigelittle3153]

This needs more attention lol

[@DaMaLoJo]

GENIUS.

[@PrernaSNU]

But then it wouldn't be BuzzFeed Unsolved. Would it?

[@xspookynova]

PRERNA It wouldn’t be unsolved but it might be a nice one-off episode or potentially its own miniseries :)

[@fritz4044]

BuzzFeed: Solved

[@amandapalme9060]

Title: "The COVERT poisoning..." Theory 1: "They left traces in the restaurant, the airplane, an exotic nightclub, and over 700 people had to be tested"

[@tayloranderson7547]

700peple had to be tested

[@ninjanippledog725]

Covert just means 'not openly acknowledged or explained' not 'super dooooper stealthy'. So, yeah, its covert

[@tayloranderson7547]

Title: the covert poisoning... Theory 1: they left trace's in the restaurant, the airplane, an exotic nightclub, and over 700 people had to be tested

[@fiya-2335]

Taylor Anderson wait why are you repeat ing EVER Y COMMENT IN THE REPLIES R U AN ALIEN

[@caseybaker7935]

@@fiya-2335 I'm pretty sure it's a bot that just somewhat mangles the original comment and says it again

[@caitlyn1037]

[ what’s the tea sis? ] - poisoned 💅🏽

[@Luigi.is.the.best.character1]

💇oh sis

[@kuragelvr]

Sis that energy needs to be on a top

[@brianbadonde9251]

Hahahaha it's even funnier because you used all lowercase letters that is so cool omg

[@kelpyg8037]

Ded

[@tayloranderson7547]

{ what's the tea sis? } - poison 💅

[@nmarples1421]

Shane: “Panic house, invite your friends over and watch movies and eat popcorn.” . Ryan: “I wouldn’t wanna do that” 2020 and the CoronaVirus: “Too bad”

[@haleeevans7859]

N Marples crazy thing is on a recent watcher vid they were talking abt eating virtual popcorn bc they couldn’t invite friends over

[@eggswithlegs9248]

I was just thinking that lol

[@caitlin4318]

Lol, I was literally about to write that 😂😂😂

[@CrowsNest05]

2:53 did not age well

[@Ash-ui2hg]

Came here to say this lmao

[@becca9271]

For anyone watching this now, there has recently been an update in the case: A European rights court have now found Russia officially responsible for this assassination. Although Russia won't take responsibility (obviously), this basically means the case is solved.

[@cheddacheese32]

thanks for updating!

[@joshstraub6972]

huh

[@abigailsalmanac]

I was going to like your comment but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t

[@Stfu9785]

Why did we need this update, all they did was say the commies did it lol

[@becca9271]

@@Stfu9785 well it was quite big news at the time if it bothers you then don't say anything

[@keeksbee5441]

As soon as they mentioned Putin, I realized this is actually “solved”.

[@coltenlabrie3831]

Kiki Bee for real tho

[@tayloranderson7547]

As soon as they mentioned Putin, I realized this is actually solved.

[@drumstickonthefloorproduct8600]

Buzzfeed: Solved

[@lmaolaura2985]

Drumstick On The Floor Productions i’m laughin so hard at this

[@tortoisethetank6133]

Yeah Putin is not known for his happiness or fairness

[@princessiris7575]

"I am an adult, but, sometimes I have the mind of a child." Me, too, Shane.

[@ThePositive0ne1]

I think we all do at some point in our lives

[@williamescoto7233]

"Everyone dies. You, maybe, sooner than other." Okay Ryan's being creepy. "I'd like to live... forever...." Okay SHANE'S being creepy.

[@roxydzey]

we all do

[@vemundkjosandersen7993]

He went from livinenko to deadenko

[@jackconnolly5339]

VemunA this is too good to have only 2 likes

[@nikweinfurter5578]

Be better if it was spelt right tho

[@kenny9023]

@@nikweinfurter5578 would be better if you hushed and enjoyed the joke

[@UkuleleVillain]

Litvin*

[@ok-qw9ys]

I Feel bad for laughing at this

[@goldenlordofnightmares]

"What can we poison him with?" "Sir, we have plenty of radioactive material left over from Cherynobl." "Excellent."

[@basketballnewscentral2568]

Well rip

[@akshaygowrishankar7440]

Polonium, cesium, uranium and plutonium are four different elements altogether.

[@andreeam.9835]

@@akshaygowrishankar7440 it's also Alpha radiation that is far more destructive (if in direct contact, especially if its inside your body) than the gamma radiation from chernobyl

[@akshaygowrishankar7440]

@@andreeam.9835 nice I learned something new today, thank you :) I was just trying to suggest that the poison used on Litvinenko was different than the material at Chernobyl.

[@curtisss]

@@akshaygowrishankar7440 strange, wholesome internet content. Must screenshot this ❤️

[@saldan3985]

"I like to live forever" "Do You ever want to see, the universe.... *Implode* " -proof that Shane is a multidimensional demon

[@ПолінаКириллова]

Bill Cipher

[@bulldogblast1945]

Timestamp?

[@kaileeknight996]

@@bulldogblast1945 I think it is around 9:50

[@zacharyfayant5717]

@@kaileeknight996 it was around 10 minutes exactly

[@trynabhealthy9909]

I was about to comment the same thing! 😱

[@EddieM1994]

For some reason the idea of the spies calling the restaurant to ask the cook for help is hilarious to me. "Hello, I would like you to put this expensive poison in some tea." ... "Hello?" ... "Hellooo?"

[@chickenqueen3251]

"You've never wanted to just see... The universe just..." "... Implode?" "Yeah..." Is such raw dialogue, I love it

[@jedimaster91]

I work in medical imaging and I remember learning about this case in school. Po-210 emits alpha radiation (essentially a helium atom), which really doesn't need the kind of shielding you'd think it does. In fact, Po-210 in particular can't penetrate skin from the outside. It wouldn't have set off any detectors because a plastic vial would be enough to shield it. Once ingested, the body itself serves as adequate shielding (which is probably why the doctors didn't catch it until right before he died) while causing massive internal damage to soft tissues and wiping out white blood cells. It's not a pleasant way to go.

[@Reduskx]

Alpha radiation also can't travel further than a few centremetres, meaning that only a specific small area would be intensely radiated. It's actually in smoke detectors lol.

[@ella17734]

Good to know.

[@handsoap3346]

@@Reduskxso smoke detectors can poison as well as save lives... the world we live in

[@chiara-uf3bz]

@@handsoap3346one thing my physics class did teach me was to never eat a smoke detector👍👍

[@Nikola95inYT]

​@@handsoap3346you'll be fine unless you build a nuclear reactor out of them in a backyard, like an american boyscout did.

[@Yonkington]

Shane:you didnt poison this did you? Ryan:Wish i did now Evidence file #771,840 of ryan wanting to kill shane #shaniacs

[@DokkanWeeb]

GhostBones619 true

[@munozmunoz7225]

GhostBones619 tru

[@luisfransicomedellin6839]

77

[@benwalker6159]

9:48

[@ldragon8480]

To be fair Shane tries to kill Ryan with fear A LOT.

[@harryfitz3883]

How have buzzfeed unsolved not done one on Madeline Macanne .... probably one of the biggest unsolved cases of a missing child in history

[@afreen451]

Ikr

[@marianabernardes8931]

Always wondered that!

[@zzirGrizz00l]

Her parents accidentally drugged her to death and covered it up

[@anayacharlotte2059]

Harry Fitz I believe the parents actually sue whoever disagrees with their opinions (which just screams guilty even more) and considering Buzzfeed unsolved’s large following Shane and Ryan they are bound to face legal issues. Which sucks But then again if you can leave your kids in a foreign country, you’re already a naive person, so going after people who do not believe you i bet is routine for them

[@pablobustamante8458]

Her parents killed her. There we go, solved

[@shelbygates2958]

Do you guys have merch that says "quote" on the front and "end quote" on the back???? Cause id buy that

[@bailleefuller9742]

Dude yesssssssss

[@totheworld5078]

Frances Parish Yes I definitely need a *(wheeze)* lmao

[@warlord13000]

dope idea

[@Ang_7890]

Shelby Gates I would to

[@angelianathalie9177]

y e s. yes. yesyesyesyssssss

[@456puff]

Officials: "President Putin, did you have this guy killed?" Putin: "No." Officials: "Ok, thanks. Couldn't have been you, then."

[@BaileyRian37]

**Someone please make a compilation of Ryan subtly threatening Shane**

[@EviePontecorvo]

Bailey Rian ... subtly?

[@novawinchester3821]

Bailey Rian and not-so-subtly threatening Shane

[@gotica]

Bailey Rian obviously he has a demon in him.. MYSTERY SOLVED

[@ella_cate749]

gotica orrr RICKY GOLDSWORTH'S back

[@scp--297]

Ella Kim Yes!!

[@chloe-hc3lg]

Ryan be slaying all those Russian last names

[@melancholickot]

Chloe Nah, he's pretty bad at it

[@brianboru175]

Chloe traitor to mother Russia.

[@arboozi]

he's as good as a non-speaker can get tbh c:

[@sonjaivanova3795]

As good as a non-speaker could XD

[@nicktokar2459]

But still can't say February.

[@deidrefolliet1374]

I love how Shane talked about hiding in a panic room and saying he'll he fine and ryan is like no I can't do that but with the social distancing rn in the recent postmortem Ryan was like I'm thriving and Shane looking like he's gone crazy

[@Arushi701]

Before his death, Litvinenko said: "You may succeed in silencing one man but the howl of protest from around the world, Mr. Putin, will reverberate in your ears for the rest of your life." This seems to be coming true. What happened to him was horrible, but this gives a little hope.

[@sonsofpitches5907]

I lived right near where Litvinenko lived during his poisoning. I was 7 at the time, and my dad picked me up from school, but we came across multiple TV vans, police, people in hazmat suits and even a helicopter on our way home. We switched on the TV and saw my dad’s car on the screen and we soon figured out it was a spy poisoning. The house was blocked off by a tent and then something else for the next 4 years, with a note from the court beside the door ordering prohibition on trespassing the radioactive house. Since then it was only occupied for a year or two, but ended up empty most of the time. Spooky.

[@teeli.]

SonsOfPitches Oh god, coincidentally he died on my birthday... November 23rd... 2006...

[@tashajohnson9468]

AzulExePastel my daughter was born november 23 lol

[@teeli.]

Tasha Johnson So is once of my friends, two other of my friends fathers also have the same birthday too. O.o

[@Hi-ge7hr]

AzulExePastel SAME😂BIRTHDAY TWINS😂

[@thatoneepicenealex7432]

@@teeli. maybe you're his reincarnate 🤷‍♂️

[@TheRibottoStudios]

And Shane and Ryan were never seen nor heard from again...

[@captaintor3534]

Ribotto Studio The deaths of Shane and Ryan will remain...Unsolved

[@captaintor3534]

TK Wallace u right u right

[@flykiwibird_]

Victoria Sosinski I heard Ryan’s voice while reading this 😂😂

[@KennyMcCormick99]

I guess that will be next week's final episode done by Brent... lol

[@catcorner7743]

They were left on an island and eaten by crabs

[@squamish4244]

If the same guy who invaded a country and threatened nuclear war is the same guy accused of murdering someone critical of him, the case...is...closed.

[@emeliem3190]

Yeah I would say it is 1000% closed 😂🙄

[@melisentiapheiffer3034]

That is propaganda created by the West, but he did kill Alexander.

[@AspireGMD]

@@melisentiapheiffer3034 So it's "western propaganda" that he invaded Ukraine and threatened nuclear warheads? I didn't know Putin himself creates western propaganda.

[@melisentiapheiffer3034]

@@emeliem3190 😂

[@ValieXDeath]

Is it a bird? A plane? *NO* Its rootin tootin Vladimir Putin

[@LunaTheMoonBean]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[@monkeyarms171]

LMAO😂

[@bruh_no7725]

otaku TV LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@sunshinesolace3540]

My stepdads cousin has a Vladimir putin dog toy thing and that's exactly what he named it.

[@Kitty-eq3ze]

This literally made me laugh out loud so hard. Thank you.

[@FLUXXEUS]

we need an episode on the *Hash Slinging Slasher*

[@dskjbkdjbzdkjdnkdJNKJf]

already solved, it was nosferatu all along

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

FLUXX840 It was Nosferatu you dummy!

[@sergiolozano3789]

That would be an awesome April fools video

[@FLUXXEUS]

Nosferatu is a cover-up

[@carolined3610]

Honestly I would be so spooked

[@brownowl7498]

And that's how the boys got on russia's watch list.

[@nathanneo2868]

All hail the watcher

[@cloudedthoughts1681]

*rises hand nonchalantly* all hail the watcher

[@WCWThunderRosa]

All hail the watcher I guess

[@tayloranderson7547]

And that's how the boys got on Russias watch list.

[@leilanidababe8146]

And thats how the boys got on the Russian watchers watch list

[@kaylazx]

This, uh... this feels like more of a "Buzzfeed Quite Easily Solved"

[@tairneanaich]

„Buzzfeed For Legal Reasons Unsolved“

[@HashtagCarlyBlaugher]

Need to clear up some stuff on radiation poisoning around 09:12-- Polonium 210 is a radioisotope that undergoes alpha decay. Alpha particles themselves are relatively harmless because they're physically massive and don't travel well through dense material; they slow down (use up their energy) before they can really go anywhere. In that way, you can hold Polonium 210 in your hand because your skin is thick enough to stop alpha particles (and a handshake would be no issue for the same reason). Alpha radiation becomes problematic when ingested because--similarly to how it can't pass skin from the outside--it can't leave the inside of the body once consumed. It's a high energy particle, so all that energy is now on the inside, ripping electrons from its environment (in this case, the cells of the body).

[@HashtagCarlyBlaugher]

The particle has a charge, in the case of alpha radiation, it's positive (specifically the nucleus of a helium atom). Positive attracts negative, and because alpha particles are of unbalanced positive charge, they rapidly combine (by pulling from other atoms) with negative charges to create helium. The atoms the alpha particle pulls electrons from lose two electrons to balance the charge; for organic systems this causes significant damage.

[@aoifemmckeon]

Lol thanks for the science lesson on radiation poisoning

[@junk_bear]

U know well u got that from the internet or video or.. something

[@HashtagCarlyBlaugher]

LiL JunkBear2020 I’m a nuclear engineer actually, though I did consult the Internet at some point over the four years, I’m sure. 😂

[@eyecandy5412]

HashtagCarlyBlaugher I admire you and your genius so much right now 😋😋😋

[@MfundoNdala]

For Postmortem (or just anyone that might read this comment): there's different kinds of radiation, Polonium is specifically an alpha radioactive particle and has limited penetrative capabilities, it can only go as far as a piece of paper. However, when ingested, its metabolism by the body leads to the irradiation of all cells in it's path and that is what leads to illness. Therefore, it is not at all surprising that all those 700+ people exposed to polonium did not fall ill as they did not ingest it, they were protected by their clothes basically stopping the radioactive particles from entering their bodies Fun Fact: 1g of Polonium is enough to kill 50 million people and injure 50 million more but only when ingested

[@HashtagCarlyBlaugher]

Lol I also just mentioned this! :D Just finished my degree on it actually.

[@Lyrabela]

Interesting! What about cuts? Like you get some in a paper cut. Could that injure you? Science is fascinating :D

[@Watchmetinkering]

I love how you said "fun fact"! LOL

[@HashtagCarlyBlaugher]

An interesting question (I'm not a health physicist, so take my words with a grain of salt). I'd say unless it's a very very deep cut, you still have many (relatively) thick layers of skin in the way that would prohibit the radiation from an alpha particle to penetrate the body.

[@nothanks5752]

Oh I hope this makes it to Postmortem!!!!

[@valvelocity6525]

Wait so was the cook actually contacted to put poison in the food and the cook was like "yeah no, can't do that," but didn't bother to report this to the police or to warn Litvenenko he was going to get poisoned??

[@moriahschoech9894]

Les Coronado probably because he feared for his life and the lives of his loved ones.

[@brim89]

The cook was not a fool. He knew that he and all his family would be killed

[@EliteXtasy]

They're friends and he was loyal to the Russian government, I guess.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Watching this again after Alexei Navalny, a Putin critic, was poisoned with a nerve agent.

[@koschbka]

same

[@weedwhacker287]

Then they arrested him

[@lyall1246]

@@weedwhacker287 Anybody could've seen that coming from a mile away, I have no idea why he went back to Russia so soon. It's a shame. Russia is nothing but a dictatorship.

[@deborahbranham-taylor6682]

The whole original poisoning was a huge Putin flex! This was a purposeful message. And the poisonings continue without any repercussions. A huge public global warning that you are never beyond their reach if you threaten them.

[@thatkristiandude4048]

And they probably did it again, he died about two weeks ago as of me writing this

[@Monicalia]

Mr Putin, if you're watching this, please tell us: are you Boogara or Shaniac?

[@piercedprincess6669]

😂😂😂

[@coochiemeowmeow2210]

I think Putin would be a shaniac

[@thatjillgirl]

I have trouble imagining Putin believing in ghosts.

[@angelbee9146]

Realistically Vladimir Putin is probably a #shaniac but I really want him to be a #boogara.

[@amalzuhair4495]

Oh definitely Shaniac. No ghost can scare Putin but in fact Putin scares ghosts.

[@alliemulder9989]

the way shane said he wanted to live for ever was kinda creepy, proof Shane’s a demon part 7,561,324. #boogara

[@BellaGG1917]

Allie Mulder Shane can’t fool us

[@dreamy5305]

I can’t blame Shane.I mean I think it would be nice to see the planet evolve.Its some what calming in a way.

[@alliemulder9989]

Wild child 2.0 0906 haha true but the way his voice sounded

[@dreamy5305]

Allie Mulder alright I can agree with that.

[@riznana3543]

Duh of course he is

[@erinamy]

I legitimately thought when clicking on this video , “Russia is going to kill them for doing this video.” Then Shane says the same thing. Stay safe my friends.

[@brim89]

Erin Amy Russia would have had to kill all those that made a TV movie or used it in their tv shows.

[@iridescentdemon]

"tantalizing" describes something desirable that's just out of reach, named for Tantalus in greek mythology

[@susanthefish8940]

The myth where Tantalus could see food and water but cannot reach it to eat or drink? I haven't read Greek mythology explicitly but I have read the Percy Jackson series lol thanks for making me remember it. Have a great day!

[@johanvajse8410]

so Shane was closer to its meaning than Ryan was

[@MrTigerlore]

“Do you want some ooz-long tea?” England officially has a terrible track record for protecting Russian defectors against assassins.

[@Chor1op]

Tiger H. Lore don't say about a city like that

[@MrTigerlore]

Livin MƏMƏ too late.

[@coollittlegremlin7243]

I live and Russia and I confirm it was Putin. That's a joke, FSB, please, don't arrest me

[@LordHoth_90]

nonbinary royalty they won’t, they’ll just kill you

[@coollittlegremlin7243]

@Florides BB you clearly don't know Russia lmao

[@ekaterinashapatkovskaya7019]

@burnhuman_2 nah don't think so, do you all really think Russia is some kind of a weird alien place living without laws?

[@Mobius118F]

Arrest is the last thing you have to worry about Because they were arrest you they would kill you

[@jopheonholzorf]

See you @ the gulag.

[@PotatoMateYT]

*Putin parks his bear in the parking lot of the buzzfeed studio asking for Shane and Ryan* Ryan:sh** Shane:oh hello Mr.Putin

[@beckyfal]

PotatoMateYT !!! Putin’s scared of Shane, that’s the only reason why he hasn’t shown up by now. BuzzfeedSolved.

[@saintjohnchick6866]

Lmao @ parking his bear 😂😂

[@tzovinar9188]

shane: oh hello mr putin, it's me, ya boi

[@PowerSpirit50]

My mom has a fridge magnet she got in Russia of shirtless Putin riding a bear and it says "The strongest The most powerful"

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Ryan would be more scared of the bear

[@MartinHughes1991]

Ryan: "You don't think that the British government would endanger their own citizens like that." British Prime Minister on Covid: "Let the bodies pile up."

[@tairneanaich]

“Let’s all have a party at number ten as everyone else is sacrificed for the economy huzzah”

[@geemo4284]

Agreed, but I don’t think we’ve ever had a government quite like this one.

[@emeliem3190]

Pathetic comparison. You’re seriously comparing a ʟᴇɢɪᴛ serial killer with someone you don’t agree with politically being irresponsible? Mind you - all the guests of the party were there of ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ. But congrats - you managed to win the “petty w/o arguments” Labour Party member award… :)

[@MartinHughes1991]

@@emeliem3190 I mean, this video wasn't about a serial killer (legit or otherwise) and I mentioned nothing about parties as it didn't relate to the quote so thanks for trying but better luck on the next Bojo-critical comment you decide you're outraged with. 🙂

[@jesscontento4361]

I learnt about this case in physics! We were learning about the three types of radiation. Polonium 210 emits alpha radiation that can't pass through paper and definitely not skin however once it gets inside of the body it's ridiculously dangerous becuase it can't get out and alpha radiation is the most ionising so it slowly destroyed his insides over time with no way to remove it.

[@dingo9696]

fun fact- your smoke detectors contain radioactive americium which emits alpha particles

[@AnaRose13206]

@@dingo9696 Well that's terrifying

[@dingo9696]

+Ana Gonzalez yep I wouldn't recommend standing beside one with your mouth agape haha

[@AnaRose13206]

J M 😂😂

[@katieking8350]

Omg I’m learning this in chem right now!!!

[@beccarangel4993]

This it the most solved “Unsolved” ever

[@lastlife0726]

"Everyone dies. You, maybe, sooner than other." Okay Ryan's being creepy. "I'd like to live... forever...." Okay SHANE'S being creepy.

[@ДашаЦихТчк]

Litvinenko: a man who solved his own murder Navalny: hold my beer

[@angs.5029]

You guys should definitely do the death of Princess Diana!! I feel like so many theories are out there about what really happened like if she was murdered. Great video as always!!!

[@alisonwilliams9409]

OMG THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD! IM PRETTY SURE THE ROYAL FAMILY MURDERED HER. This murder was so sad :(

[@angelasadlowski6947]

She was murdered I'm pretty sure. Didn't they also then go and do recent investigations? Our usernames are so similar. LMAO

[@edgymoss]

i think we all know john mulaney was the true murderer

[@kerryrose3359]

Ang S. To be honest, I'm surprised they haven't done her case yet!

[@mollymcdade4031]

I mean her death isn’t really ‘unsolved’, it’s been ruled as an accident. It’s more of a conspiracy theory than anything else

[@kerrajohnson3203]

Shane's depiction of the word tantalizing is so spot on 😂😂😂

[@rachelel9087]

RIGHT?!

[@Spongebobs4Life]

It would be crazy that this happened just 12 years ago if a Russian poisoning hadn’t JUST happened again earlier this year. It’s like a bloody film.

[@sarahroach8527]

That's what I thought this video was going to be about. I was just like "isnt this still a bit controversial to make this kind of video on?"

[@bethany007]

I thought it was the one that recently happened and was just kinda like "Why?"

[@leonardcaelop.jakosalem5179]

σмg gσт 666 ℓιкєѕ

[@hiphillbert]

What does this say?

[@melissasaint3283]

DrShocktopus So far as I can tell, your statement is not true at all, and in fact, during the investigation, the specific isotope used to kill him was traced back to a Russian reactor by physicist Norman Dombey. Can you provide links to back up your assertion?

[@gabbyherbold]

well that fortress of solitude bit didn’t age well did it

[@aprilgardner5124]

we

[@abbykennedy9783]

I literally count down the days until a new episode! you guys should do an episode finale that’s like 40 minutes long.

[@brianboru175]

abby kennedy traitor to mother Russia.

[@dasho1234]

abby kennedy NO FINALES

[@f0rever1]

I wouldn't complain tbh 😂

[@gabe5436]

Hopefully there will be no finales

[@bigsize369]

my history teacher: you can do a project on anything that happened in the past me: even murders? my history teacher: even murders me: * binge watching true crime * I cANT DECIDE WHICH ONE

[@kristinjenkins1596]

Pick a serial killer.

[@ettaz]

Do the Galapagos Affair!

[@jamie91995]

Hinterkaifeck or the dyatlov pass, maybe even the mad butcher of kingsbury run, the swamp murders in Pennsylvania, the southern pacific axeman

[@StacyisaPenguin]

I did this last semester 😂

[@starliteabugetcompany5869]

Musical trash me

[@itsjustbrandy4290]

"We cracked it!......bye." Shane is the best.

[@mementomorgan6721]

Brandy Myers I read this as soon as he said it 😂

[@sailorkamino]

"i am also sure that they did this with the intention of poisoning mr. litvinenko" why else would you put radioactive isotopes in someones tea? as a birthday present? 💀

[@katiek8098]

FOR THE POSTMORTEM: Will you guys ever let shane present a unsolved case? I feel like he would have a weird one

[@JoyceTratnyek]

like the ppl in France who danced till they died

[@electrobrendan2059]

Let’s get Shane to host the entire episode it would be amazing

[@daragrady8381]

Yas

[@katiek8098]

JoAl Tralko thats what I was thinking

[@baileyfrost149]

Genius

[@wingdingdoes6687]

you would think that the chef might try to tip the guy off though? like "uh hey, those two shady guys just tried to pay me to poison you, watch out bro"????

[@adjasjdkdk9891]

Genevieve Barnes then he puts himself at risk to get hurt/killed by them

[@trey1881]

They would’ve killed the chef if he snitched

[@WhaleManMan]

They said the chef wasn't there.

[@tessamarie1994]

Snitches get stitches...or just oozelong tea

[@lexi7728]

tessa marie oozelong tea 😂😂

[@Spongebobs4Life]

“Oozelong tea” that’s a good one, Shane. Good job. 😂

[@nicholealderfer191]

I loved how he laughed over his own joke, I do that too so glad I am not the only one. In his defense Oozelong tea is pretty funny.

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

As an Asian that drinks oolong frequently, I loved it lol

[@aarontheperson6867]

Dont encourage him

[@mthggg]

I remember this, it happened in Salisbury. For all the exiled wealthy Russians living in the UK, over 40 of them have died on UK soil ‘suspiciously’

[@graceannamaria]

no, that was a different time!! his name was sergei skripal and his daughter yulia in 2018 in salisbury

[@graceannamaria]

this happened in london

[@Anonymous-qj3sf]

@@graceannamaria Yes, he was sent by the British intelligence services

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

nah nah the Salisbury one was the novichok poisoning (they survived, actually!), and is the reason i’m not going to zizzis there

[@geemo4284]

@@poisonedkilljoy9304, they survived, but Dawn Sturgiss did not, and tow other people almost died.

[@masterfulmoonlighter5402]

Polonium 210 actually looks similar to copper or tanned bronze in a solid state, but ground up it looks almost exactly like a lump or sugar or salt.

[@rainscalleia5182]

DJ BassMic this explains why he didn't noticed

[@archivesofthevoid6473]

It's easy to mix up sugar and salt....and radioactive poison....good to know

[@Lucy.andress]

So if you’re doing crack you could easily poison someone. Or you’re a drug dealer.

[@drcommondrate12]

And in liquid form it looks like a water

[@owenw.1643]

talking about russia at this point in time makes it extra chilling

[@heytherejay04]

o m I agree, especially with the political climate in the US (idk if you’re american, don’t want to assume). I just hope the spooky bois don’t end up on Russia’s radar

[@gh-ev9vi]

jess DID U JUST ASSUME HIS/HERS NATIONALITY

[@owenw.1643]

@@heytherejay04 no worries, im american! and yeah, same ☹

[@ivo8312]

g h but u just assumed they have a binary gender🤔🤔

[@gh-ev9vi]

THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS

[@shaz3651]

It's crazy how all this happened 10 year or less ago. I hope they do more modern crimes like this

[@TheJohnboyhunter]

I'm pretty sure that 2006 wasn't "10 years or less ago".

[@soph05]

It was 12 years ago

[@diamonddog2638]

Many of the investigations took place after 2006, though guys. He probably meant the investigations themselves not the deaths.

[@alroyravenscroft5831]

The most impressive part of this video is the fact that Ryan correctly pronounced all the Russian names

[@judithanne1234]

But can't pronounce "Putin."

[@andieallison6792]

​@@judithanne1234Poo-din

[@allielabr]

Why did these guys expect to find a chef that would poison food? Did they just flip through the yellow pages calling every restaurant in town trying to find a murderous chef??? #boogaraguitara #longlivethehotdaga

[@eutony30]

Allie Labrecque and why did they let the chef go? He could have told someone about what he was asked

[@MrYugideck]

Great questions... It is likely that this was no ordinary chef and I'm pretty sure the FSB would have been able to contact a local (russian) chef and kindly ask him to help out with an order, possibly an order by the President. Most likely this person was someone who was smart enough to not involve himself in this matter and who knew not to speak about his orders given by the russians because if he did...well, he would have gotten burned.

[@ashlenwolfe]

Best part of Friday tbh

[@paolaescobar6536]

ashlen i

[@asserm.8047]

its already (barely) saturday where i live and i was getting so antsy since it took so long to be released from my perspective hahaha

[@sadgurl1722]

It's 6:29 am here at Philippines :(

[@brianboru175]

ashlen traitor to mother Russia.

[@asserm.8047]

Nathalie Noveno omg!!! have a good day, then :-D

[@WilliamKoh96]

Watching this while everything's going on in Russia-Ukraine is so.... surreal

[@yaboimigz5065]

IF SHANE AND RYAN DONT COME OUT WITH ANOTHER UNSOLVED EPISODE NEXT WEEK BLAME THE KGB

[@galarstar052]

well the videos are all pre-recorded, they have the entire season already.

[@ania4802]

DADWC last season then 😂

[@missjoy47]

It is FSB now. But for real, Russian citizens are the only one that suffer from Russian government. So no worries for Shane and Ryan.

[@AnEggInTryingTimes]

Technically it’s the FSB, though the KGB technically exists in Belarus so you’re not 100% wrong. They’re a strong ally of Russia so they could, in theory, kill them because Russia could suggest they do that. That is of course, if Russia did poising Litvinenko. Poor guy either way. What a nasty way to go.

[@PatchPantsGio]

What do you mean ‘Unsolved’? It was Putin!

[@gorochin.4401]

They don't wanna end up with pollution 210 all around buzzfeed

[@baguih007]

Hey, its nothing but double check your next evening tea

[@--enyo--]

To be fair they pretty much say this in the closing minute or so of the video.

[@potatosalad6438]

Not directly but maybe

[@CottonCandySharks]

Yep!

[@danny8616]

A little bit of a Greek story for ya; Tantalus was invited to Olympus by the gods for a feast. He asked to bring some ambrosia and nectar (food and drink of the gods) home to study it, but they refused. He invitd them to his home for food sometime aftr, and served them a soup that had the chopped up remains of his children in it. When they realized, they killed him and sentenced him to the fields of punishment; he would stand in a lake, a fruit tree over his head. When he tried to grab a fruit, the tree would move out of reach; when he tried to get water, the water would move away from him. Thus comes the word 'tantalizing'.

[@homeofsapiens5783]

Did you read that in Percy Jackson, too.

[@thanksman4897]

Wtf

[@darsh6322]

The water moves away from him?? Why didn't he just use this as a way of getting out...

[@ellie-anne173]

I strongly dislike the idea of the word "tantalising" coming from a myth in which children are murdered and eaten by the will of their own father. I love myths but I might have to removed that world from ye olde vocabulary

[@strwbrryeater6527]

I have read this story because of PJ series horaay

[@opinionatedWrestling]

It’s actually been said that he noticed the bitter taste of the tea once the two men had left - at that point it was too late anyway. Even if he’d known what he’d taken, his death was inevitable from that point. The poor guy, death by radiation poisoning is slow and excruciating

[@Manuel-in1vt]

You guys should do the suspicious Double-Murder Suicide by former WWE professional wrestler, Chris Benoit. The official ruling says that because of head blows from matches, Chris went crazy and killed his wife, son, then committed suicide. But their is much evidence saying that he was framed. For one, a text message was sent from his phone on Sunday morning, but he died Saturday night. Also, Chris had been reporting someone watching his house, outside just staring. Additionally, 14 hours before they discovered the scene, someone edited his wikipedia page, saying he won't be able to compete that night due to personal issues including the death of his wife

[@booyah62]

OOOOH This is really interestinggg~

[@stephaniewilliams2563]

Yes please!!

[@jemmahendricks8281]

Ideas for next episodes: The Beaumont children in Australia Flight MH370 Madeline McCann Oklahoma Girl Scout Murders

[@oddode7796]

Jemify Digest yes yes yes

[@LionHeart0808]

And do one on Caylee Anthony disappearance and murder!

[@CratesOfPlates]

Jemify Digest Maddie McGann!!!!!!!! So ready

[@jemmahendricks8281]

Destiny Marie in the 1970s three young Girl Scouts were murdered in Oklahoma. Hope that helps 🙂

[@jemmahendricks8281]

odd ode 👏👏

[@prasad5703]

Step 1 : Click on the video Step 2 : Like the video before it starts Step 3 : Watch the video and be on the lookout for WHEEZE

[@Kookoojumbo365]

Prasad Kharat mmmm no no it’s Step 1: see Vladimir Putin Step 2: like the video because of Putin

[@filmfilms9579]

Prasad Kharat *(wheezes)**

[@baileycoble9580]

Every. Single. Time.

[@Mikhail_V_V]

Prasad Kharat Hm seems about right

[@ricebunny0234]

my usual routine for every video of theirs haahaha always on the #lookout

[@jakehuang3545]

"You didn't poison this did you?" "I wish I did now" God I love their chemistry. So natural.

[@nightmarefiles1]

Haven’t watched it all but..we know it’s good.

[@MissSparklez]

ofc!

[@nonutnathaniel]

we all know... ...the case remains *unsolved*

[@queef304]

Nightmare Files I love your channel. To me it is one of the hidden gems of KZbin.

[@SimpPluto]

Nightmare Files I can’t like it because it’s at 969

[@tillyjohnstone9112]

I feel like every week Shane just morphs more and more into a dad

[@nathalieclaire1365]

"we don't know who spilled the tea - this will remain...unsolved"

[@rubycrim9028]

Shane was so relatable in this episode “just watch the universe implode”

[@lieutenantdan7807]

I'm from the UK I was 8 when he was killed I remember seeing him on the news I've always wondered why he was killed, thanks guys for doing uk based content

[@AnEggInTryingTimes]

Daniel Gower I was about 9 when I saw this on the tv. Spooked me out, especially when they showed photos of him lying in the bed sick. In comparison to his photo of him when he’s well, honestly it’s hard to believe it’s the same man. Even I noticed that when I was 9. Also it is good to see UK content on the channel. Probably my fave case they’ve covered and I thought it was well done. Keep up the good work lads 👍🏻

[@ellierecine]

I was 9 months old 🤭

[@hannahbobanabanana]

I was 11 and can't believe I remember this so vividly.

[@jellybro-zl7xw]

I was -3 months old lol

[@tialucas9340]

It's weird re-watching this now lol

[@potatoalfredo7712]

*21 minute video uploaded 3 minutes ago* People: “Man great vid!!”

[@ashaa3400]

Potato Alfredo LMFAOOOOO

[@seanlovers1945]

Potato Alfredo lol pretty true

[@supuanova]

Potato Alfredo sometimes it says that and then turns out it wasosted 30 minutes ago

[@brianboru175]

Potato Alfredo traitor to mother Russia.

[@SamButVeryTall]

Putin: Ooh it’s Friday! Time to watch my favorite spooky bois! *Reads video title *Tugs collar

[@daj3969]

Kinda funny looking back that they said "the UK govt wouldn't do that, all they have is the people" when the govt literally refused to give free school meals to children a week ago :/

[@jentlelisa]

"We've cracked it...bye"

[@MFHender]

Shane's joke about the "ooze-long" tea and his reference to the Keystone Cops (which are from the silent movie era, btw) just confirms in my mind that Shane is either from the past, or he's secretly youthful forever and he's actually 120 years old! Which I'm totally okay with :)

[@CarnivorousCorner]

"At this point I'd turn my whole house into a panic room. A panic house. It would be a good sequel" :D :D

[@biancao2705]

7:46 I'm studying Chemistry, and even though I'm an undergraduate, I can say that it would definetly not glow. However, it may have tasted metalic or smeeled odd, maybe even the tea would look to be very hot/steamy, more then a usual cup of tea; like a kettle that blows out alot of steam.

[@waveswanders998]

at 3:24 when ryan said that he had "tea" on the hotel, i was like "ooo what went down at that place?" but then realized it was literal tea. whoops.

[@erin1603]

VideosbyWave me too 😂

[@MsBambina123]

Loool

[@nerd2219]

Me too smh

[@cryptic7263]

saaaaame

[@karie9705]

For the postmortem: NOT A QUESTION BUT PLEASE LET SHANE EXPLAIN THE PEOPLE IN FRANCE WHO DANCED TILL THE DIED! Oh and love you guys! #shaniac #OnlyAboogaraOnTheWeekends

[@HassanPoyo]

Who laughed at Shane laughing at his own joke

[@KittyPieVibes]

hassan nassar WHAT IS THIS, *OOZELONG TEA*

[@gabiluch87]

Ooz-long tea... HAHAHA so much wheezing!

[@jksbananamilk]

hassan nassar MEEEE

[@rachelel9087]

I had to pause the video just to come down here and comment at how hard I'm laughing at that joke

[@hassannasser338]

Same name bro

[@ZoSo_x]

20:25 - "I guess I know where I'm *Putin* my money on this one.. " Can't believe Ryan didn't catch that 🤦🏻

[@lazytube5323]

Please do an episode about ''lake bodom murders'' that happened in Finland in 1960! Ps. it's weird.

[@LilMadi98]

yassssss

[@RedMal7]

Or the Ulvila murder. It has a lots of twists and turns.

[@chayden153]

LazyTube YES!

[@anjailbakeer]

LazyTube idk what that is but i'd watch that

[@sarasr18]

Extra fun times for Ryan trying to pronounce Finnish names lmao.

[@joelkachappilly2812]

"We've cracked it, BYE!"

[@soldierpoetking]

Fun fact: the word tantalizing actually comes from the name of a man in Greek myth, named Tantalus. He fed his misbehaving children to the gods (he killed and cooked his kids) and so was condemned to the Fields of Punishment to stand in a lake of water, under a branch of fruit hanging over that lake, physically unable to drink or eat, but to forever be dying of thirst and hunger.

[@EviePontecorvo]

AsDarknessFell That fact wasn't fun! Stop trying to make me learn things! (jk never stop trying to make people learn things)

[@wkiskanak]

Boy the Greeks were sure imaginative. I think Shane was getting 'tantalizing' confused with 'tentacles'.

[@crow_face_1251]

Ryan doesn’t like the idea of isolation. *Nervously chuckles in quarantine.*

[@weed8981]

Fat chuck

[@okaynomynametimmy8217]

Risky video to make, especially considering the most recent event earlier this year, the whole of England still kind of on edge about it... but none the less it was a very interesting video

[@magdafachada6075]

Can you enlighten me? I don't know, or at least remember, what you're referring to.

[@J37-q4s]

Me too, what the hell happened in England this year?

[@amaweerakkody313]

I assume they're talking about the novichok poisoning of Sergei Skripal (former Russian spy)and his daughter, Yulia in Salisbury. More recently, another two people were poisoned by novichok in Amesbury, two normal British citizens of which one died.

[@magdafachada6075]

Ama Weerakkody Is novichok radiation poisoning? I'm not a native speaker, so I didn't know of that word. Also, thanks for the information! I didn't hear of either of those incidents, maybe because they weren't so heavily broadcasted in my country.

[@ilytran27]

novichok is the nerve agent the boys mentioned in the video of the assassination that occurred earlier this year. it's not a radiation-type poison. it is however known to be used almost exclusively by the fsb and other russian agencies.

[@gia9119]

That's it guys, this is their last video before getting poisoned. I'm gonna miss all your unsolved videos.

[@niteshmurti]

anggia meidinap and in their afterlife they're gonna get tortured by that demon whose bridge they stole :'(

[@nucoler]

niteshmurti they never STOLE his bridge. Goat man did not spell his name, it’s his fault he missed many English classes. Shane and Ryan won that bridge fair and square