Cactus Eating -Desert Survival- Food & Water

[@luicha6404]

Idk why but after watching this video the cactuses in my house are all sweating

[@twolfe2757]

Lollll

[@palmtoptiger1405]

I would actually take advantage of that😂😂😂

[@maruati1223]

OK 4 hours ago

[@mikazukiaugus8734]

Lol

[@lol-rw9mo]

Cacti

[@wesleybermingham9986]

"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier, it's the quenchiest."

[@subbot4.850]

Yooo sokka

[@ulto6000]

ah nice you got the joke

[@wesleybermingham9986]

It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly.

[@boxtrowicomic4291]

Yo dont get high on cactus juice sokka

[@toastlord7814]

b o o m e r a n g was best character

[@itsip1366]

I love how the dog is just chilling in the background. He's a real one.

[@Hi-vf9wx]

He's adorable

[@mers800]

Man I just wanna give that dog a pat

[@XanthosSecondProfile12345GYATT]

Doge

[@Ytremz]

Faithfully scouting for enemies

[@nimat.]

Your pfp I can’t stop laughing at it

[@Greggorto]

“Drink cactus water!” “Nothing’s quenchier!” “It’ll quench ya!” “It’s the quenchiest!” -some water tribe boy

[@circa134]

Oh look a giant mushroom maybe it’s friendly

[@Greggorto]

@@circa134 GIANT MUSHROOM! GIANT MOOSHY FRIEND

[@ElevatedScvrecrow]

Lmao I knew I was gonna see this here

[@ElevatedScvrecrow]

“Can I have some of that cactus?”

[@chorizo5855]

Now I want cactus juice.Damn You Sokka.

[@symbiotic111]

I didn't wanna click on the video but my brain was like "dude you never know."

[@addiosnia]

LMAO same

[@DinoRBLX744]

Same

[@tongpae02]

Lion Pride Wtf?

[@bruhbruh6969]

@Lion Pride What?

[@antiskeii2616]

@Lion Pride lol no

[@evewhoo]

Careful. Eat the wrong cactus, and you might start seeing giant mushroom friends. Also, the burning needles look cool.

[@doncor.leon.e]

@Justin Thao Hahaha I love that scene in Avatar

[@fhan98]

Oh gawd i eat the wrong cactus

[@shannonrutherford9442]

Awesome.

[@afox5319]

@Justin Thao no, the sam petro cactus contains Mescaline. Mescaline is similar to psylocybin though kinda worse in my opinion. Makes you nauseas

[@sanjayw9878]

@@afox5319 naw man San Pedro is worth it (:

[@spacecowboy3693]

The dog didn't move for a solid 30 seconds. I felt that.

[@nieru1]

Hes just chillin lovin life

[@ttbjay5832]

Ahnaf Rahman he a real one for that💯

[@Riley_187]

relatable

[@reffresh2070]

he do be looking kinda fresh doe

[@kirbygriffin6150]

When?

[@astrocosmicalDude]

Although not the same species of cactus, here in Mexico is really common to see Opuntia cacti or Prickly Pear Cactus, colloquially named "Nopal". A lot of the times its grilled to give it a better flavor but it can also be eaten raw (without the spines of course). Good source of manganese, vitamin C, antioxidants and calcium.

[@urrywest]

It is very popular in Chicago.... I like the fruit [tuna] both red and white but I really don't like the cactus..... It is slimy like okra but it is very popular.

[@mikedacoolnerd788]

Nopal Cactus is very common in Texas as well. My grandparents used to have it growing in their backyard. They would de-spine it, boil it it, chop it up and throw it in tacos.

[@joanasanchez6764]

@@urrywestyou need some lime and salt on it. Bland is nasty.

[@rob9726]

NOPALES!

[@myunknownland9272]

Can make a healthy drink similar to kabulcha with the flesh of prickly pear. Xo

[@marcustrujillo5587]

The dog is always in the back like “when can we go home” 😂

[@arathc9747]

Is if just me or Do I always get this same video on my recommended . I just watched it and now im gonna wait like a year until its back on my recommended.

[@cheese6339]

@@arathc9747 bruh fr and its always late at night

[@arathc9747]

@@cheese6339 fr 😂😂😂

[@tmoney0212]

@@cheese6339 1:52 a.m. lol and got it in my recommend

[@yggdrasil9692]

@@cheese6339 7:50pm rn

[@UnauthorizedExpression]

Dog's in the background doing his own youtube video telling his audience that his meal is eating a cactus at the moment.

[@enticingFicus]

Dog: I'll just hang out and watch as nature takes its course with this one. Now, some may argue, "listen, Mr. Doggo, his diet is ridiculous, why would you want that one?" I'll tell you, you cant be picky when you're in the desert. Also, I'm a dog.

[@lilsunshine7265]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunflower7856]

Hahahaha

[@beblepebble3096]

*Dogs

[@UnauthorizedExpression]

@@beblepebble3096 dog+is = dog's

[@skulit4648]

Cactus juice *ITS THE QUENCHEST*

[@vossboss220]

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER

[@_MaZTeR_]

It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!

[@artyomxiii]

ITS THIRST QUENCHING

[@princezuko663]

Oh god

[@hello-fy7hd]

@@vossboss220 ITS THE QUENCHIEST

[@ryannatuor344]

I'm so proud of humanity to see a lot of Sokka references

[@kurayamihiko3580]

Cactus juice 😄😄😄

[@codyspradling4821]

Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing is quenchier. It's the quenchiest!

[@AbdulAziz2009]

cacti are just heavily armed cucumbers

[@evilhutdug4665]

Abdul Aziz haha

[@freecandy9193]

Lol

[@pepsistudio5457]

Cacti’s*

[@sleathysnake5711]

larger too

[@chaseware3181]

Its actually cacti is plural

[@jcl418]

Cactus: puts spikes to not be eaten Human: *eats it* Cactus: am I a joke you

[@theo_aetc]

and then there are camels who just fuckin eat the entire thing, spines and all. camels are badass

[@yobrethren]

True that

[@D4rkenedskies]

Human: No, you're food

[@L_V_Z]

dude i see u in every single video i watch xD

[@mothercereal4438]

Haider Rizvi Oh yeah yeah

[@AeroRain]

Cacti: Evolves specialized barbs to ward off predators and to look inedible Humans: Delicious. Finally, some good f'ing food

[@pureintellectualbeing3575]

😂

[@one-wingedangel5107]

Gordon Ramsay approves

[@Choco____1]

Cactus: No, you can't just overcome my defense mechanism!! Human: Haha, mouth go CHOMP!

[@pepitocaramba9272]

Just like peppers

[@krumlordgaming]

Funny,but dont mean to be that guy,but cactuses grew spines not to ward away predetors but mainly to reduce water loss via transpiration of water vapor.

[@lilvcifxr]

Typically, cactus is not a safe substitute for portable water. Drinking cactus water, especially on an empty stomach, can cause severe diarrhea and vomiting, leading to more dehydration. However, in extreme situations, you can always have a few sips from the fishhook barrel cactus. This is the only cactus that is safe to drink water from but make sure you ingest only small amounts of the water.

[@docalexander2853]

Interesting. Any scientific studies you have read about this? Doesn’t sound logical with millions of people buying flat cactus in stores and eating them.

[@Missile_Crab]

to be fair, eating nopales is very different from using cacti as a water source@@docalexander2853

[@ratterkin]

@@docalexander2853 maybe the cactus in the store already got their things removed so they are safe to eat?

[@ratterkin]

@@richardbusta8899 ah i see ty for the info

[@joanasanchez6764]

@@docalexander2853cause they need to be grilled? 🤣🤣

[@DerpyJY]

There aren't even any deserts in my country and I'm watching this.

[@jesusisking9529]

Always gotta be prepared

[@keiko3781]

maybe sometime you get isekai’ed to a desert -

[@МаркТамазин]

Same, im from colder part of Russia and the only deserts are snow deserts which are hundreds of kilometers away

[@zenad5996]

Starting life in a desert from zero

[@МаркТамазин]

@@zenad5996 thats an anime i'd watch

[@lixishere4ever]

Sir, you’re the Bob Ross of nature.

[@deltalima1781]

Toasted Peach wrong that’s Steve Irwin

[@nevaehvela895]

:)

[@lixishere4ever]

TrooperLewis oh?

[@Hakadah7]

@@deltalima1781 I hate to break it to you, but Steve Erwin is gonezo.

[@ProfessorAres]

@@deltalima1781(WAS)

[@timothylee2902]

5:18 when he chews it sounds like Steve walking on sand in Minecraft

[@Artur01017]

lmao

[@qixinzhou2264]

Fr tho

[@fishburger5669]

Omg it does

[@saramrda7582]

OMG YES

[@ellie_bells4988]

Wheeze

[@Chipster971]

"This is how you can survive in the desert" Me, in lockdown in the UK: "Interesting"

[@craigthemonke794]

you gotta keep yourself entertained

[@ouassimzayani8806]

Grow some cactus

[@bossboy191919]

Yeah, you really have to worry to stay hydrated THERE

[@mohawkmaster5728]

The texture of melon without the sweetness? Would you say it's *Meloncholy*

[@simonefh2960]

🤣🤣🤣🤣I love you for this

[@citrus-dude1425]

I salute you for your pun.

[@snockboll3572]

i salute the creativity of this pun

[@citrus-dude1425]

@@snockboll3572 yeah ✋

[@snockboll3572]

@@citrus-dude1425 ✋

[@realityera3149]

me: “i could use this information one day” also me: *stays inside 24/7*

[@SeungminAddict]

Same, i only go out when my parents force me to or when i go to dance class lol

[@catastrophiccarrots5626]

I mean its Covid

[@trentanderson690]

Also you one day: has a cactus plant in the house and can't be bothered cooking "today is the day"

[@maraltuvshintugs5976]

One day

[@priyansshraj]

24/7 * 365

[@abilhamded7071]

Is it just me or are the sounds when he cuts the cactus just really satisfying?

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I like it too! A great crompch noise. 😅

[@Sniperx102]

Yes thats true

[@nl2935]

Asmr sound

[@-doggieemc-1845]

Ikr= i know right

[@ShAmcCANN]

It’s called cactus asmr

[@doublemosasaur5091]

Teacher: eating isnt allowed in class Kids at the back:

[@abdulazizabdulaziz5101]

man didnt know they have a desert at the back with cactus

[@avuky191]

Right! But he's a teacher!

[@mood1075]

Nobody: KZbin recomendation: ay mate do you wanna see how to eat cactus?

[@twicesthetic9443]

If this ain’t me

[@shiquataphus2269]

WonWoo square no it’s not you it’s KZbin recommendations

[@samramos1470]

This shit isn't even funny

[@jacecrain5985]

He is southern not Australian

[@castlepro9688]

Yes thanks recommendations

[@Boundforever90]

I love how patient your dog is 🤣😂

[@KobeIsInMiami]

Legit thought you were talking about the cactus before i saw the dog in the background

[@williss11]

Drew's Power House Dam all I can think about is that badass dog...

[@Streetathlete_A1]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

I did not see the dog before i see ur comment lol.

[@Boundforever90]

@@skyrisesenpaiii678 yes he blends in with the terrain well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ohmyshou1der]

Tastes a lot better than death.

[@Cragified]

Will lead to a faster death if it isn't a fish hook barrel cactus. It's only species of barrel cactus that isn't filled with toxins.

[@norpriest521]

@@Cragified So which cactus is inedible then?

[@babaloons4887]

@@swordofthespirit7994 u taste good

[@Lamzilla24]

@@norpriest521 if you don't know don't eat it... It most likely will kill you

[@Moct3zoom]

exactly, I was about to say this, but you commentd this before me. In the mexican desert, we have a ton of variants, most of them, highly toxic, at very least, you'll get really high if you happen to gulp in a cactus if you dont know which ones to pick, a mexican cactacea know as "nopal" is non toxic and very rich in water, but you're soon to need a very intense dose of sugar, since the cactacea species tends to capture both lipids and sugars, so, its basically... youre gonna be fine waterwise, but yourre going to start going nuts or die of low blood preassure if your body isnt used to having low levels of sugar in your blood stream. I once ate an entire kilo of nopal, ended up having the shakes for sugar about an hour later. think twice before feasting in any cactus.

[@abrokeengineer967]

People forget that Bob is legally blind and only have 10% of vision. He's a badass

[@tomwanders6022]

I didn’t know that. That’s fucking awesome man. Reminds me a lot of lee sin from league.

[@thespecialist3608]

Where’d you get this?

[@avajordan4906]

“Big fluffy mushroom, maybe it’s friendly”

[@eh927]

that’s exactly what i was thinking!!

[@brandenmanuel2037]

IT’S THE QUENCHIEST!

[@tenarzatuanu3738]

MUSHIE GIANT FRIEND

[@justopher8487]

Ava Jordan Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend~

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

@@justopher8487 Uh no stop giving me those vibes

[@Liqweed1337]

my mom grounded me because i took our cactus plant down and ate it

[@isaiahkoufos3573]

Liqweed 1337 This comment is a gem to be treasured

[@Misslyssaleigh]

Lmao 😂

[@JordanBeagle]

Wtf, lol

[@amt318]

Liqweed 1337 This comment deserves more likes

[@goldboss-cf3ne]

More likes

[@XxDeividdoxX]

I respect that you acknowledged that the cactus is alive and you are destroying it for both as you said educational purposes and for consumption. Not many would think of plants as being alive or even capable of being killed. I appreciate your fundamental understanding of nature, and you sharing that wisdom with us.

[@michaelmendiola5015]

Does cactus have the ability to think

[@XxDeividdoxX]

I don't think it's about defending life or even seeing it as important. It's about recognizing the structures life takes and how those structures are built up from non-living substance. We all are all built of similar substances and all came from either a singular cell or a multitude of singular cells of which only a few prospered. It's not about whether or not something that is alive knowing what it is or if it can name it's origin. It's about the time it took for that living thing to be brought into existence. That cactus linage is so much like your own. Time let it become a cactus. And time led it to it's demise. Just because it isn't born with sapience doesn't mean it isn't real. That it doesn't know it exists. Plants may not be human, or even animal. But they live. Death comes in many forms all of which are beautiful. It's not about respecting or loving plants or nature. It's about acknowledging the forms in which it will exist for a brief time, and afterwards we all go back to being the same non-living material upon death. Just like how before you were born your matter existed unknowing of itself. We all go back to that when we die. You, me, and yes even that cactus. We get to live our lives and go back to that solemn yet sweet darkness. But the question you asked I can answer. Can that cactus tell if it's alive or dead? If it couldn't before it can now. It's been eaten and turned partly human. So yes, the cactus became a small part of Bob and some of those calories he got from it acknowledged it's old form as in patterns of thought inside his brain. Is it the same as the cactus knowing itself? No. But its more than most give it thought.

[@XxDeividdoxX]

By the way I don't think we should stop panda's from going extinct. (That might show you a bit of how we agree. I find many things uninteresting and don't care for them; it just so happened that Bob's opinion and words were interesting.) When I was showing appreciation towards the youtuber it was for his opinion that is widely uncommon. And thank you for going out of your way to start a discussion about what you believe in. I enjoyed your perspective quite a bit.

[@HH-kl8ed]

David Lee this thread is the first time I have seen a legitimate non toxic disagreement in years

[@XxDeividdoxX]

It's easy to remember the bad things. I'm sure you've seen a few non toxic disagreements but just didn't notice them because they were rather dull. But thank you. And if it's true that you haven't seen any non toxic disagreements in years then might I suggest visiting other forums with slightly more mature individuals like yourself. Maybe you speak with many people or you notice many conversations where they either value their opinion to much or even just don't feel like backing down because it's only some random person they are talking to that doesn't matter or w/e. I'm a genuine kinda guy. If someone makes a good point, and I value it then I win by agreeing with them. If I argue a point just because they are generally disagreeing with me then I gain nothing from that. Just more of a yelling match. I value conversation and exchange of information. You probably feel the same way. If not. That's fine too.

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

*“Drink Cactus Juice it will quench ya”* “Itssssss the quenchiest” 😵‍💫

[@AngelGutierrez-ft8ue]

Me at 11 AM: Last video Me at 12 AM: cactus eating survival tips

[@mr.laconte3207]

Señor Racoon yup

[@robertoast98]

11 PM*

[@minecrafterselite1]

Spot on for me literaly roght this second.

[@soapiee]

Señor Racoon 11PM*

[@thesirmilkshakes1275]

I have no idea how I got here lmao

[@sethiverson2575]

Remember, drink the juice, it'll quench ya, nothing's quenchier, it's the quenchiest.

[@feedback2367]

Avatar 😂

[@davisatp]

what you been drinking Goro Akechi? ARSENE AIGON!

[@loganmoore3782]

Nah to quenchy

[@wafflepancake9699]

*It's a giant mushroom!*

[@pubgfan4895]

You can't drink the h20 in the cati

[@pitfulll6859]

Am I the only one who just expected like straight up liquid/water to spill out when he cut it..?

[@MisterniKOK]

Same

[@robin978]

Lol same

[@chosenstrong9539]

No

[@vulpes__inculta]

No lmao why the hell

[@midlucid]

Coconut

[@douglasconnolly6357]

Impressive! Meanwhile in Massachusetts, I act all proud of myself whenever I chow down on wild blueberries.

[@mathughsyoutubeworld2655]

That looks friggin delicious.

[@skypie5374]

I know like in Mexico we eat them it’s so good, plus he says it tastes like cucumber AND CUCUMBER 🥒 IS SOO GOOD

[@twist_ending7545]

Haha I ruined the 69 likes

[@mathughsyoutubeworld2655]

Galaxy Fox Animates how dare u!

[@akididrus7560]

@@twist_ending7545 how dare you!

[@akididrus7560]

Now we have to wait for 420 likes

[@realjesus9823]

The dog is me when my moms shopping for cloths.

[@Donnyf3841]

Lol

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

Except maybe dog wants cacti

[@SephirothWaifu]

I was always like that. I get easily jaded in clothes shopping. Im proud of my hobo comfies

[@J-Wall]

I didn't even notice the dog for a portion of the video

[@realjesus9823]

@@SephirothWaifu lmao I like shopping for cloths personally I just hate it when you take an hour to pick something xD

[@mikeythesquid1427]

I guess you could call it a " spineapple"

[@frankficcle7081]

Dammit Carlos.

[@jansportslostwin8214]

huuuhhh

[@frankficcle7081]

@@jansportslostwin8214 it's a meme about terrible puns, Google it.

[@jansportslostwin8214]

@@frankficcle7081 no I was just sighing

[@semitherager_]

*BA DUM DOOM!* (the joke drum)

[@ericthiel4053]

Prickly pear is absolutely delicious and full of water.... Probably one of the best cactus to happen upon in a bad situation.

[@decelhynekristel7627]

Him: eats the cactus Me staring at my mother's cactus plant: Yo, wanna get eaten?

[@batteryrayne943]

I was looking at my cactus (his name is Fred) just thinking he’s be tasty

[@Gaiwen_Li]

Ryan Urie almost betrayed him

[@quickdepositz4809]

Chanelle Lee lol

[@skzyytan]

@@batteryrayne943 😂😂😂

[@skzyytan]

😂😂😂

[@cyromancersub-zero9590]

Either I’m starving or I am a wild desert boar but that actually looks good

[@-airdoomslayer-51]

Bruh my mouths watering

[@Artaxerxes.]

Humans were always meant to eat the raw stuff. No wonder that makes you water

[@Larissa-il3qn]

I’ve tried cactus before, it might look good, but trust me it’s not. The texture in your mouth is horrible 🤮

[@whotao-tf1gw]

Larissa Martinez We’re wild boars. Anything is good.

[@whotao-tf1gw]

Artaxerxes Is this intended.

[@beardedhistoryguy1863]

"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!!!" - Sokka Avatar The Last Airbender, Season 2 episode 11."

[@silverstream233]

YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@kofuu9]

the first thing I thought of when I saw this in my recommended

[@EmeraldOverseer]

Minyulei same

[@Not_e-]

Oh no now I have to delete my comment

[@maskedwonder]

@@silverstream233 i was waiting too

[@patrickarana4470]

New skill unlocked: *cactus lunch* "You can now prepare a simple meal whit any close cactus"

[@nonamemage6599]

"Cactus juice it will quench ya, it's the quenchiest."

[@rateloutdoors4254]

yas memories bro

[@novi493]

*Nothings quencher*

[@ryleyalexander8097]

A friendly giant mushroom!!!!

[@aethersky4000]

I knew someone would bring an avatar reference lol

[@riripari2042]

Avatar: the Last Air bender

[@FourDozenEggs]

Welp, now I'm cravin' cactus.

[@aqsem9073]

Not gonna lie I also somewhat got hungry while watching this

[@Yukari_Yakumo]

I somehow want to eat a cactus

[@LynnAgain83]

Same

[@mmmorp]

crucial information for someone who lives in finland

[@jarkkoeronen4437]

XD

[@spungibosb9799]

Lol

[@mouadgranderson9618]

mörp just eat the snow dude you'll be fine

[@shadowwsk3507]

@@mouadgranderson9618 remember to burn of the spine on the snow flakes

[@angrydinosaur8853]

Erittäin

[@elliott_hunter0510]

I’ve watched this vid a thousand times and I randomly search it up now and again. Love this vid so much. And gritty is good imo, when I was younger sand got in my sandwich and I loved it…

[@Sam-bd8bl]

Me: I'll watch this for survival Also me: *doesn't go out*

[@tacticalhobbit7526]

Be prepared

[@FalvinBoks]

j

[@CBVIDEOPROD]

j

[@smallpp23]

There r consequences of eating and drinking out of a cacti, nausea, diarrhea and temporary paralysis but i dont think it could kill u

[@Sam-bd8bl]

@@smallpp23 I'm not gonna drink it then, nothing worse than lizards and insects watching you poop in the dessert💩

[@kaiser7637]

His voice is like a survivalist Bob Ross

[@dizzyfizzy4203]

Yeah lol could listen to him for 10 hours 😂😂

[@anonymouscommenter3745]

If he has a show id watch every episode no matter how long as long as i have money to pay taxes

[@fridgejuice]

For a second I thought he was bob hansler

[@ahsoka9802]

IT ISSSS

[@seanmarcus743]

"Burning the hate off" = "Beat the devil out of it"

[@kamith3984]

KZbin is trying to prepare me for survival

[@carracer41]

Is this a sign?

[@jenniferbuo7855]

Carracer41 yes yes it is.

[@dumba5.5]

Ikr

[@gaburierusan8179]

In August KZbin will chose 100 peoples for the first battle royal ,so

[@reaperquartz]

KZbin won’t stop giving me roller coaster videos

[@saucewaifu]

His puppy looks so cute! So happy to be outside!!!

[@ossyking7653]

Note to self: always carry knife and gloves when visiting the Desert.

[@fleetwoodsoup7443]

Or simply find two stones to grab it up by squeezing cactus between those stones, then find another useful and sharp stone piece, use it as a knife. Done. IQ level has reached to %850

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

@@fleetwoodsoup7443 You straight up thinking like a fully-functional caveman, LMAO

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

@@umcaraqualquer3640 if you wanna survive better learn from the expert

[@JaydenIsAProGamer]

@@fleetwoodsoup7443 if you squeeze the cactus between 2 stones you might push the thorns in the inside...

[@RN-jq3yv]

@@JaydenIsAProGamer True!

[@daserbse8519]

This is literally ASMR

[@z6awn]

Dog is looking at the sunset

[@inny7877]

Yes, the sounds of cactus cutting!

[@lxverdant1837]

Cactus: _Nooo you can't just ignore my natural defense stucture, Nooo!_ Human _Ha ha cactus go munch munch_

[@Miss.mellohi]

Lol

[@vaughn4015]

The best comment in all of youtube.

[@fukyu2]

This is like the 11th time I’ve seen you lol.

[@marvinragen]

Alexander The Snivy lol

[@marvinragen]

Candy Heart lol lol lol

[@TenshoWasHere]

Me, who lives in a tropical freaking country: *might need this for later*

[@circa134]

Dragon fruit cacti

[@skeletonwearerofflesh2126]

You'll never know one day your tropical country instantly turns into a desert

[@immortal875apple5]

Comments 2% Of the man eating cactus 98% Of a dog sitting

[@noralynfortin4314]

And 1% meαns rαndomness... which is my comment as usual.

[@leeyon8057]

You forgot the 5 % comments : « Comments : 5%..... 10%.....» (your kind of comments)

[@woods3671]

So 0% is just like your comment?

[@leeyon8057]

Zynx Gaming Ur trash

[@woods3671]

@@leeyon8057 u too😊

[@duckysprouts]

amazing how i never felt the need to eat a cactus nor fear getting stranded in the desert until this video showed up in my feed

[@sgshglames2812]

@Imran Serghini I like the way bitter and sour stuff tastes

[@jhaenilleaxelr.cornejo7378]

i like sour stuff

[@tomwanders6022]

@@sgshglames2812those are my least favorite flavors, but you do you. :)

[@lordyorkgd9379]

I Just Watch A 12 Minutes Video Of A Man Eating A Cactus *Thank You KZbin*

[@devoursoap6308]

Why do you capitalize all the first letters of every word

[@anonymxxx2900]

@@devoursoap6308 who cares

[@hitmanss59]

anonym XXX him obviously

[@ericaskari]

If you keep watching Snake cooking will pop up in your recommendations

[@hambooger6127]

You playing GD lmao?

[@rozniyusof2859]

"It'll quench ya" -Sokka

[@KerWinLee05]

Me : Watching a guy eating cactus Him : it's fantastic Me : *Stares* at my small cactus plant and take out my knife

[@lanlaxire3546]

Rest In peace

[@sonictnt1]

@@lanlaxire3546 F for the cactus

[@damard.payana1250]

Big F

[@samuelalagbe451]

so was it fantastic?

[@h_curly6384]

Cactus: *sweats*

[@cyn7261]

This guy: so here's how to eat a cactus properly 5 million people who will never be in this situation: oh cool trans women are not real women

[@𥅛]

You never know 🤷‍♂️

[@axelsanimationssn8856]

Traffic....

[@slippyy6742]

Almost 6 million now lol

[@youraverageant7888]

*Laughs in boy scout*

[@pansongrim2306]

u never know my guy

[@ghettonoodlez7457]

"Cactus juice: It'll quench ya."

[@dylans.1741]

Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!

[@carlmorgan2903]

Basically drugs for people in the dessert

[@ncmariofan3605]

Drink, and you'll see that friendly mushroom ;)

[@francescagearsolid]

Friendly Mushroom! mUsHy gIaNt FrIeNd!!!

[@fgip358]

@@carlmorgan2903 lmaooo

[@arjunsridhar5974]

Cute doggo at the back He s like when can we go home

[@aakk3619]

When the WiFi be out for one minute

[@YOUSAYID]

😂

[@Ur_girl_ray]

LOL NICE ONE

[@rebeccam3479]

I LiTterAlLy diEd😂😂 and since someone is offended that I said literally.... I died 😂 There. Happy?

[@ronin_wins]

@@rebeccam3479 I hate literally. How did you type that comment if you died?

[@rebeccam3479]

@@ronin_wins honey it was a joke....

[@MateImDeepInnit]

“I don’t like eating dirt or sand, that’s one of my big things.” 6:05 Well I would hope so, sir.

[@erinbrito7583]

I literally read this comment as he was saying it

[@xStar24x]

I like how he said it so casually 😂

[@BingusFlaps]

I once at dirt and sand simultaneously

[@taylormarinescu805]

Sand is ok to eat

[@user-no7vm8of3s]

uh

[@DHarris223]

Who else finds the noise very satisfying

[@jocelyn6247]

ME

[@bakedhawaii]

Me

[@Valgient]

“Now this is killing cactus” Vegetarians: *confused screaming*

[@meganliu6036]

When he’s eating the cactus, why does it sound like when your walking on sand in Minecraft?

[@ShoyuRamenBreakingBad]

Yo it actually does tho wtf😂

[@johnnyguccistar1428]

maybe they actually made the sound effect that way lol

[@notsunny]

*WTF*

[@xenanimates3188]

Bruh now i can't unhear it

[@thefaceoflegendbo3765]

Dude same I heard it instantly

[@stephen4967]

“Don’t drink salt water.. pee... pretty much anything bear grylls does” 9:05 That was fantastic

[@ibrahimfaisal5055]

Stephen O'Connor you made 🐻 grylls leave the chat 😭

[@amiralbudragh3166]

Makes no sense

[@wesplayz990]

ikr

[@wesplayz990]

lol

[@lunamoone5231]

Ikr

[@brando7555]

“Mom, Dads eating the cactus again”

[@rpal320]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@theghostunknown5869]

@Oscar Solis Inmortal ur waifu

[@vitonamous]

@@theghostunknown5869 what??

[@theghostunknown5869]

@@vitonamous It seems i replied to a deleted comment

[@brandonlopez9129]

LMAO

[@sharonturner5896]

Thanks for taking the time to share about cacti. Appreciate it. Greetings from Sydney Australia

[@benkane5014]

Me: don’t live anywhere near desert, and live in city. Also me: well just in case. Thanks for likes I’m going to go buy a cactus

[@gachalake3274]

I have those out my backyard

[@REC-L]

I live in germany, there is NONE in sight here.

[@adrianafischer603]

Same

[@violetskynia710]

City? Have u Lost ur mind? The city is full of trash and people don’t respect nature. Or their own home unless it’s just just a house not a apartment.

[@benkane5014]

Violet sky bearcomesout are you trying to make a statement or argument

[@Van-ij7ve]

When he is chewing is sounds like he is walking on sand in Minecraft

[@erikajulsnavarrok3U]

I cannot unhear it HAHAHAH

[@bubsmybeloved]

I can not unhear this

[@omar_1880]

@@bubsmybeloved that's cuz u are a Fortnite player. Right?

[@mystic556]

@@omar_1880 what

[@omar_1880]

@@mystic556 im very confused I don't remember commenting this wtf is wrong with me

[@AcidGlow]

*I'll remember this the next time I'm in the desert* ✅😎

[@impulse2]

30th like on your comment, woep woep...

[@walterwaterz3872]

If I'm there to , I'll remind you.

[@Nox-bf7jj]

Wtf, youre here?

[@henrygrand695]

With gloves...

[@Shad0wX]

Hey you're that Extreme-G guy lol

[@davechris5467]

This is vital information that I’ve been missing, now if I ever find myself lost in one of the many deserts in the UK I’ll know what to do 🙌

[@alanmaclaren4118]

“How to eat cactus” Me: *does nothing* My cactus: don’t even think about it you little sh#@

[@leovenyua]

Almost got fooled by your username

[@HylianKirbo]

@@leovenyua me too xD

[@claws_of_hades]

I got confused for a second by the username

[@oldtabridschannel9229]

bruh who cares about the name the meme is 👌

[@akira9195]

@@leovenyua lol same.

[@aadeshkapadne7253]

7:08 dog is still caring for Bob and checking out if he is alright by sensing. A true man's best friend.

[@LaliuskisDino]

Aadesh Kapadne sensing what? Sorry I’m new to the channel

[@sometenrandom2740]

@@LaliuskisDino Dogs are fucking crazy, I've heard they can detect seizures or heart attacks before they occur, I at least remember a story where a women faints periodically and unpredictably but she got a service dog that could alert her that she was going to pass out and she never was caught off guard again.

[@DEODUBZ]

JeffTheHorse are u really a horse?

[@jgripen969]

Exzy No you dummy, talking horses doesn’t exist😂 He’s a centaur

[@hyped5530]

My dogs are the most stupidest dogs ever they’d probably lure me in circles till I get lost and leave me for dead

[@rorymcelroy1887]

"Cactus juice... It'll quench ya Nothin's quenchier *I T ' S T H E Q U E N C H I E S T* -Sokka (Avatar: the last Airbender)

[@derulan6111]

Rory McElroy thank you was looking for this comment lol

[@zachzi2368]

Ok i think you have enough

[@SpringHTPC]

**CLAP**

[@HF-tg6dy]

What episode was that

[@zachzi2368]

@@HF-tg6dy i think Season 2 episode 11:The Desert

[@mrlondon963]

He should show us how to sit on one, for self discipline of course.

[@arafel7734]

I don't want to know your browser history

[@amaranthaphoenix8923]

R u ok?

[@Guest-lq6vt]

No

[@amaranthaphoenix8923]

Alr ✌🏼💕

[@adhikaripinki2k8]

I wonder what your wallpaper

[@kevinserrano5303]

cactus: *exist* Human: *eats cactus* Nature: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[@HylianKirbo]

Bing Bing! Bong!

[@mrbigs4714]

Camels where eating it before humans they even eat the spikes

[@NotXiAnzheng]

Gaia : Wait thats illegal

[@o.oneparasol]

@@mrbigs4714 Very true! they are immune to it

[@schweinner]

yu mean nature : WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL

[@DusekaOfficial]

everyone: wow this guy ate a cactus me: cool dog in the background man

[@amithprasad6643]

Me cool theres water in the background 😂

[@masonmearle9176]

Q u i r k y

[@imgone790]

I was thinking the same

[@andrewpatrick592]

It just stayed there the whole time 😭

[@contactwide]

He’s a good boy

[@samthelamb64]

Dog is just having flashbacks of the Vietnam war throughout

[@xx_shelby_the_weirdo_xx5564]

Oh Yeah yeah

[@KyojinKaiser]

@Junior Sanchez it's from some stupid video meme called oh yeah yeah and they've made a army of that stupid face. but in reality its from a video game named Deus Ex which is good but these retards decide to fucking use it.

[@joeythomas2929]

@@KyojinKaiser don't trigger an army member

[@KyojinKaiser]

@@joeythomas2929 A Army?

[@joeythomas2929]

@@KyojinKaiser "An" because the next word starts with a vowel

[@jomo5800]

I'm glad this channel got recommended to me. No one can be fully prepared, after all. Especially now that times are really chaotic and unpredictable... Now I just need to learn how to grow these, though my little sister does have knowledge on that already. Being in the Philippines, the place is hopefully accommodating for them cacti.

[@gregjones8800]

Sokka: *"Cactus juice, anyone? I'll take your entire stock."*

[@blood4216]

Lol😂

[@MattYeet]

Only legends understand this comment

[@acepugtato1519]

@@MattYeet Yes

[@gispechy]

That cactus juice hit different ngl 😭

[@BewilderedCitrus]

"iTs tHE qUeNcHiEsT!"

[@shayrobinson4440]

KZbin: “Hey want to learn how to eat a cactus?” Me: “What kind of a question is that...? OF COURSE I DO!”

[@Kiwi01_23]

😂

[@telmacristina293]

Lmao

[@nitenite8698]

IKR? Is that even a question

[@shaggystoner5235]

Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! It's the quenchiest!

[@auroraordaz5096]

Xq lo arrancaste lo hubieras cortado podía sanar

[@pillowpalace6424]

This channel is simply perfect, doesnt talk much around but gets straight to the point, explains the dangers, reviews the taste (what really no one does) and gives tips how to use the products in other ways if needed. And the doggo is so Photogenetic 10/10 my favorite Survival Channel. Much love and greeting from Germany

[@Pooper51]

Alternative technique : leave spikes on for extra crunch

[@SpicySquidward69]

The cactus was a hired actor.

[@jarrodbushong2909]

HA!

[@jamiebats8407]

But he wasn't

[@SpicySquidward69]

@@jamiebats8407 YES HE WAS HE WAS USING A HIRED ACTOR BECAUSE KILLING A REAL CACTUS IS VIOLENVE

[@SpicySquidward69]

@LegendTTE no it was a melon dressed as a cactus

[@bitesizesnaccc]

-who died in the making of this video RIP Cactus

[@CFEKOSMOS]

_Bear Grylls would like to know your location_

[@BobHansler]

I’m sure

[@John-dd8kh]

Why??

[@starstencahl8985]

Jk Grunge It’s a joke, sometimes apps and services need your location to work better and it says ‘XYZ would like to know your location’.

[@AlexC1-1]

Nah he’ll be fine drinking his piss

[@ao2415]

Bear grylls didn't eat cactus, he drink his own piss

[@phoebe6533]

“Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench you. Nothing’s quenchier, it’s the quenchiest!” -Sokka

[@franyumii]

This is exactly what I was thinking before I even clicked the video hhhhh

[@ShadowTae]

"A giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!"

[@MusicalLoveAMV]

-"How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?!"-

[@yeetdab8220]

a man of culture i see

[@Instantnopain]

Lmao he was high af

[@ronnetteharvey2002]

I usually don't say much but in the end it was a visual stunner for me. Beautiful. Thank you

[@Justin_Joy]

I love the dog in the background.

[@LuminuxG]

Good doggo

[@eertikrux666]

You’re a Jojo reference

[@ABPHistory]

eertikrux fucking hilarious

[@jiggerass2871]

@@eertikrux666 IGGGYYYYYYY

[@ahexagonian1800]

For a second I thought it was a dolphin

[@tomdean1876]

Me: **lives 1000 miles away from a desert** Also me: "This is some useful information"

[@ladboii2901]

@Nikkokawai Chanwi too broke to ride a Plane

[@tighnarimain3406]

@Nikkokawai Chanwi Imagine having friends

[@S_sleepin]

@@tighnarimain3406 imagine imagining

[@tomdean1876]

@Kolan [RU] Very cool

[@christinegerard4974]

So funny !

[@JustinY.]

You know what they say. What comes in must come out.

[@BobHansler]

You trying to kink shame ol Justin? Leave Justin to his... hoodies.

[@angelinalaso6430]

Damn. dude you’re everywhere

[@skyguyryan]

Justin Y. You said exactly the same comment on that dog eating a burrito video 😂

[@angelinalaso6430]

ShrexualOgrelord69_420 You like the female version Jonana Ceddia

[@angelinalaso6430]

Male*

[@UndergroundTech]

Almost felt like I was watching an ASMR when you were cutting the cactus

[@Morkiie]

Thumbnail : *Eating Cactus* Me : Oh really?? *Clicks on video* This guy : *bites on a cactus* Also me : *oh you're serious*

[@kingbask417]

This comment is the very embodiment of the surprised pikachu meme in text form.

[@supahx1421]

GamersMark3 What were you expecting? It’s in the title.

[@ikawang]

*That good boi in the background*

[@keshi9301]

"Mom, the guy at the garden is eating our cactus again"

[@wsi3411]

Honey get the gun

[@catchy9665]

@@wsi3411 "For what mom?" ... Sweats profusely

[@milksteak9213]

@@wsi3411 [gun cocking sound]

[@JZPGod]

XD

[@rishabhsharma8934]

@@milksteak9213Breaking news: a russian mother-daughter duo arrested for eating a man after shooting him with a gun in broad daylight

[@patrickotte5982]

Just remember that not all cacti are safe to eat, it’s much safer to just collect different cacti fruit if possible and eat them, a lot of cactus inside can contain toxins or other harmful substances

[@Hiwhatisupy0]

I was gonna comment this lol

[@nofurtherwest3474]

Damn that’s crazy. The guy could have mentioned that lol