Caesar Barron | Chapo Trap House

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CLIP from Episode 838 - Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols (6/3/24)
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[@zehsackett6132]

"You've crossed the Rubicon. This is my origin story." -Julius Ceasar

[@laughingoctopus6550]

The fact that the right keeps pushing the 18 year old possibly-mute son who quite obviously could not give af less about politics as the heir apparent to the Trump empire when he already has two middle-aged sons heavily involved in politics will never not be hilarious.

[@Elemenace]

That's because MAGA thinks Eric and Trump Jr. suck so much at politics, and it's one of the few things I agree with them on

[@anmolt3840051]

Perks of being the youngest child

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

He’s 6’7”

[@DesolatedChild018]

The fact that the left, the libs, the neocons, the MAGAs AND Donald Trump himself just blatantly despise Eric and Don Jr. is always one of the funniest elements of the Trump Era. Ivanka is in that Rhaenyra Targaryen ambiguous spot, which is ironic because the incestuous one of the two for once is not the Targaryen. They are the perfect counterpart to Chelsea Clinton in this sense. Failkids through and through. Whatever you can say about Hunter Biden, at least his dad loves him, with all his fuck ups. And, as it has been well established, he’s cool and hung. The One True King.

[@Jasonblade9012]

“Crossing the rubicon” is the new “in Animal Farm, 1984”.

[@comradethatmetalguy]

He is like the hemophiliac son of the last Tsar of Russia.

[@Leonyithas]

And Just like Czar Nick, Trump couldn’t get his wife to birth a real man four times in a row 😆😭

[@dand1253]

I wish Barron the best; hope he turns out as not-shitty as his circumstances allow.

[@charlesandrews2360]

Totally doable. He just needs to avoid being a drug addled piece of crap. Oh wait...he's American...nevermind.

[@samiamrg7]

“young, strong Caesar” Caesar was like, 60 when the civil war started. You couldn’t even really start your political career in Rome until 40.

[@Luminousreign]

They have thought Baron was the smartest most gifted Trump child forever.He was a blank slate and got mythologized as part of the qanon stuff. It is like everybody forgot he is a super genius chess champion.

[@syukwan-kerr8118]

He will utter his first words at 25 and they will be "wwg1wga"

[@Houtont]

@@syukwan-kerr8118 His first words will actually be the complete code of Minecraft.

[@carlospedraza4341]

​@@syukwan-kerr8118😊😊😮😅

[@doctorbarber1]

Barron hates his dad lol, this is fanfic and cope from hogs.

[@quadabyte8933]

Baron would be more upset over Freddy Fazbear not being if Fortnite yet.

[@Wrz2e]

More like Ludwig of Bavaria

[@robertjackson8246]

True. When Bruce Wayne crossed the Rubicon and invaded Slovenia, it created the perfect allegory for Eric Trump.

[@ListenToPowerViolence]

I thought Barron was non-verbal.

[@Silks-]

I’m not surprised having a father like Donny. It’s like someone abstaining from alcohol their whole life because their parents were alcoholics.

[@mtunit]

Barron, our CROMWELL ?

[@Blob-jx3fg]

Wemby and chet don't stand a chance when my boy enters the league 😤😤

[@youmaboi5279]

"Gage Clipper" is another great example of conservatives with bizarre, fake-sounding names

[@doctorbarber1]

I bet it's a pseudonym of 2000s, uh, actress Gauge. She's a conservative commentator now. I mean probably not but it's a funny idea.

[@akumakorgar]

@@doctorbarber1 Baby girl would never

[@leftistoppa3108]

This lore is equivalent to Pro Wrestling Fan Fiction

[@Savethepeople2004]

Pro wrestling fan fiction + Mein Kampf + meth = QAnon

[@AcappellaTidbits]

Honestly, Ben Affleck was was a pretty big unit as Batman. He worked out and he's very tall for an actor. The most Batman looking live action Batman, imo. But I'm in the minority I'm sure.

[@PR0MAN01]

Baron does kinda look like Paul Atreides in the thumbnail.

[@adamrutherford8523]

I love how trump is standing up as straight as possible to look taller next to his behemoth of a child.

[@quester09]

he's too tall to be Caligula

[@cartilagehead6326]

Gage Clipper is a season 3 RWBY character

[@Pause4pot]

Hail Caesar🙋‍♂️

[@havanaradio]

Kid for sure wants to be a lumberjack or and edm dj, FREE BARON

[@SactoShane]

I see Trump and the Trump kids as Immortan Joe and his kids

[@toadvine7952]

Barron is Ricktus.

[@SactoShane]

@@toadvine7952 see I was thinking Eric was more of the Rictus. JR is definitely Scabrous though

[@freakyzed8467]

Gonna see some 400lb chud attempting to leap out of his mobility scooter at a Walmart employee, turkey leg in each hand, screaming 'WITNESS ME!!!'

[@CorndogNinja]

Immortan Joe and his large adult sons

[@miskatonic_alumni]

​@@CorndogNinjaThe dog-killing Huckabee looks like the People Eater as a younger man.

[@mindslaw4961]

The sonic’s arms line is just perfect

[@funguswungus2918]

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@deanthemachine7489]

I want Matt to come back happy and healthy, but if he and his family determine it just isn’t feasible, PLEASE consider Alex for 3rd mic. He’s consistently gold on the pod

[@RB939393]

Yeah, I've started to warm up to him

[@lmackenzie9198]

I have to say, the way the conservative media hydra speaks about Baron Trump almost vindicates incels. As is said here we have never heard him say a word, but because he's abnormally tall there's an entire mythos around him. Height is almost everything to these people.

[@akumakorgar]

They're just desperate monarchists looking for someone empty and without a voice to project their hopes and dreams on

[@corvacopia]

They specifically can hype him up like that *because* he doesn’t break it publicly speak; to them, he is a blank slate they can project whatever they want on to

[@hemingshark327]

ok, I don't believe barron's 6'7. I think Trump's just shorter than people claim he is.

[@Savethepeople2004]

Barron is officially the length of one Dikembe

[@robert9016]

He’s more like a Charlemagne

[@dftp]

No, he's a child

[@David-gr1do]

@@dftpyou seem like fun

[@henryglennon3864]

​@@dftpa Kid Charlemagne, if you will.

[@BennyMedicinaLAC]

I don't want to open any wounds but why is Matt no longer in the show? I loved that guy.

[@robertsmith2300]

He had a stroke and a baby at the exact same time from my understanding in September. Had brain surgery in March so he's pretty preoccupied at the moment

[@doctorbarber1]

@@robertsmith2300 Yeah he had his stroke I believe a literal day or two before his daughter was due. I want our favorite griller back as much as anyone but his hands are quite full at the moment being a new dad and dealing with rehab from a lifechanging incident like that.

[@mc5967]

We miss our boy Matt, don't we folks? 😢

[@philosophicalbraps1975]

Bruce Wayne is not a real person. I don't understand how Gage Clipper can compare a flesh and blood person to a fictitious character with a fictitious storyline.

[@doctorbarber1]

It's funny how much of the "traditionally masculine" right lambasts alleged soy consoomer cucks who enjoy the new woke Star Wars and superhero franchises, when deep down they're actually just a bunch of dorks and nerds themselves whose worldview was shaped by popular culture and media. Occasionally you see it slip out.

[@laughingoctopus6550]

A fictitious character that's from a medium that's literally for 12-year-olds.

[@rynolord2308]

Why would anybody post baron trump? Are they gay?

[@guangdong6805]

Yes There is certainly an element of repressed homosexuality to be found here.

[@paladro]

that freakish skinny giant won't have a long life, how many 60 year old people out there over 6'6"

[@The_Left-Hand_Path]

Magic Johnson

[@Baccanaso]

Bill Russell, Jerry West, Cousy And much more lived or are over 80

[@spankyx8606]

Leave him alone

[@PoolNoodleGundam]

no

[@CharlieApples]

He could step out of the public spotlight at any time if he wanted to.

[@wesshiflet2214]

who

[@freakyzed8467]

Why?

[@niplesscage6842]

What?