Elon's Creepy Office Texts | Chapo Trap House

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CLIP from Episode 841 - Fr*ciaggine Follies feat. Seeking Derangements (6/14/24)
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[@zissou6928]

Only Musk can get ghosted by his own groupies

[@tackycardia]

You know shit’s dire when Zuckerberg looks more fuckable than you

[@doctorbarber1]

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine an unsocialized billionaire manchild double texting- forever" - George Orville, 1986

[@GrayMansEndlessIncite]

Oh it's still going to be a boot stomping on a human face forever, it's just the boot is going to have some bullshit wearable tech and Elon Musk's face is going to be on unskippable ads instead of Big Brother's face on propaganda posters.

[@doctorbarber1]

@@GrayMansEndlessIncite Unless something changes I think the future is just going to be a handful of mentally ill billionaires treating human beings like an 8 year old playing with his action figures.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

The utter lack of game of Elon is honestly kinda fascinating

[@Matt-ru5rw]

Watching him bumble through every conversation it seems kind of obvious.

[@kurks001]

He thinks he's Tony Stark but he's just the Rizzless Wonder

[@CharlieApples]

It’s great that we finally reached a point as a society that it’s become socially acceptable to laugh at hyper wealthy serial offenders for their lack of game

[@ChewyThomson]

If there is one thing I learned after hearing Weinstein beg that Italian model to come up to his hotel room, these dudes have less game than even KZbin commentators. It's weird and pathetic.

[@berdyderg900]

Which is wild because all it takes is money

[@CharlieApples]

Yeah rapists are usually terrible and insufferable people with no empathy or ability to feel guilt, someone call the New York Times this is breaking news

[@toadvine7952]

I can't wait until I'm living on Mars. Watching anime. Discussing the technological future of humanity.

[@CharlieApples]

You’d be discussing how you don’t have enough potable drinking water to survive another month and what little water you have tastes like piss because it’s recycled piss

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

While the colony manager repeatedly sends you unsolicited holographic images of his d**k, along with the voice message "you know what to do if you don't want to go through the airlock"

[@MxArgent]

I hate that I have the same organs in the same places as Elon

[@DamTheKid]

I think he owns a baby grand piano not an organ but hey whatever gets your panties in a bunch

[@sejwok2628]

I wouldn't be too sure about lpll

[@christopherperson1939]

Apparently so did one of his kids.

[@feydrautha012]

So this is what Musk is doing between posting "Interesting" and "!" in reply to every dumba** assertion by right-wing accounts on twitter.

[@crezd5028]

Elon Musk is a double texter? Sad. Many such cases.

[@user-qk5yw5gy7f]

i feel like "creepy office texts" is selling this short. 0:40 is the definition of quid pro quo harrassment

[@sammosaurusrex]

That Musk impression is scary good, I’m tearing up at the Evangelion bit

[@hoboroadie4623]

Fearless Leader sure got the right man for the job.

[@Greasyspleen]

Fingers crossed he will make anime extremely uncool.

[@berdyderg900]

Anime was always for weirdos with race fetishes

[@berdyderg900]

If not just literal pedos

[@glass_knuckles]

@@berdyderg900 or, you know, Asian Americans. They seem to like it. And African Americans. And Mexicans. Most of the anime fans I know personally are bisexual women. Unless you want to stick to your guns and tell me that all of these demographics are chuds, then go off I guess.

[@ChewyThomson]

Make anime pfps ashamed again

[@CharlieApples]

You people vastly underestimate the non-Asian American anime consumer market. Very un-capitalist of you

[@doctorbarber1]

If Mr. Frog from Smiling Friends was a real person he'd be Elon Musk

[@kurks001]

Um. Hello.

[@sammosaurusrex]

“Boundary pushing”

[@JonTeriini]

the neuro implant is to make people like his jokes and sexual harrassment

[@bigfatdynamo246]

Please help, I can't find the youtube compilation of Tesla successes!

[@kurks001]

What is this, Reggie?

[@spacewolfRIFF]

So enough talk about production lines, how about we discuss reproduction lines… #xgame

[@davidblank420]

Thats pathetic 😂

[@nyl0n]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@direktive4]

let's see his longform IQ score

[@NothingIsKnown00]

If Elon Watts hos employees to have kids he could pay for kindergarten.

[@CharlieApples]

Bro he literally refuses to pay child support for his own 11 children. One of the wealthiest men in the entire world, not providing for his own children by deliberate choice. He will never pay for any child to have a better life, not even his own. That’s the kind of man he is.

[@257.4MHz]

No screen shots of the texts, so it didn't actually happen

[@Polarcutter]

If they can’t find any dirt on you they’ll make shit up 🖕🏿

[@arealhuman826]

one of those "dont believe your lying eyes" types huh

[@berdyderg900]

His companies are energy credits scams that will be bankrupt within a decade, dork

[@cogandball]

bro stop im going to tranc the fuck out dude what the fuck

[@thejosh3866]

The texts were leaked. You can read them for yourself. All you Elon Musk fanboys are fighting so hard for a place on his nuts.

[@reflectingh9997]

Musk is covered in shit