Cafe Polski -- subtitles for the English-speaking

[@gerardkelleher6352]

I LOVE THIS SKETCH ! I WORK WITH 3 Polish people who think this is really grade a gold! pity there are no longer comedy like this. on another level I met Harry Enfield years ago, through my work in a Hospice. he came to vist, Harry was /is such a lovely man please do some more work like this!" thank you for being such a nice man .

[@limadeltazulu]

the most important thing is to have a good sense of humor

[@frankythehousecat2681]

A Bloody Nice Bloke Then !

[@kerkiraz]

Worse by the day

[@rainblaze.]

@@kerkiraz What you mean?

[@kerkiraz]

Woke taking down comedy by the day The political left are fucking over the fabric of humour if they don't like don't watch!

[@alexzed8510]

I’m Canadian but my background is Polish and I grew up in a Polish neighbourhood in Toronto. What a perfect portrayal of Polish people. The frostiness, the frankness, the contempt - they nailed it all haha!

[@thomashumber9762]

too direct for me these Eastern Europeans...they are HARSH...BUT....you do know where you stand with these girls...unlike British girls they f you about too much...they dont know their arses from their elbows!

[@kramnam4716]

The most shocking thing about this is that a cappuccino used to be £1.60!

[@airgaborpara3824]

The cappuccino is around 60pence but the net profit 3,5 thanx to wild limitless speculation based society. Accept and enjoy the Math-tricks.

[@deaddocreallydeaddoc5244]

Inflation, his.

[@Mahalo_83]

Was £1.90 by the end

[@goodgood9955]

​@@Mahalo_83nice one.

[@morghetoofun2979]

@@Mahalo_83 Yes indeed, it went up by 30p within minutes 😂

[@dannycolverson6944]

There are English men all over the country having this exact experience daily

[@1220b]

Indeed we are....

[@coenvanwinkelhoff2070]

Not since brexit they are not...

[@jamesbyrne9312]

Yeah in an Albanian or Romanian cafe.

[@jackcavendish8900]

@@coenvanwinkelhoff2070can’t believe they were all sent to camps after the great brexit vote of 2016 😔

[@themadplotter]

I think what’s brilliant is the sadness, he’s probably divorced and thinking he was young and there’s just so much to unpack.

[@robertolecki7492]

'There is a Polish film about Stalinist atrocities in my country. It's supposed to be quite funny' 🤣🤣🤣

[@janesmith3287]

Yes funny on so many levels, good for Harry Enfield and older English man, shy with girls, getting so excited at the start. So funny. At least we can laugh at ourselves in the UK.

[@simonaminsley305]

Older? He's only 48 in this, not 60.

[@samaraisnt]

@@simonaminsley305 That's about twice their age. Doubt if he was a 48 year old woman talking to 20-something men anyone would take issue with the ever so common "older woman."

[@richardingamells7213]

@@samaraisnt Absolute guff lol. I've dated far older ladies the only nasty remarks were off other women including younger colleagues. Mum too didn't approve!

[@adamfletcher-dn4jm]

Thats why our comedy is king of the world 🤗✌

[@karlydoc]

I have had the same situation with a polish girl at work,she gives you all the signs that she's interested in you and when you give it back its like aaaaaahhh go away!!!

[@RG-iw7py]

That's common misinterpretation. She may be just jolly, only friendly.

[@arionas11]

@@RG-iw7py 😂😂😂 it tells you what is considered normal. Indeed in many places people are just genuinely jolly and not flirty

[@RG-iw7py]

@@arionas11 Indeed. Some people are obsessed with food or ssssomething else but I prefer a healthy wholesome diet, rich varied life. God bless you! :D

[@RG-iw7py]

@@arionas11 BTW look up Hó-bha-in - Róisín Elsafty, and John Spillane Dance of the Cherry Trees, then Dreamer. Have a good day!:)

[@alexmasters6015]

Funnily enough that was Prince Andrews experience in Pizza express!

[@michaelwhitty504]

After seeing both these clips then other Harry & Paul clips, nothing but nothing compares to Cafe Polski, so multi layered, hilarious, I love it.

[@JJONNYREPP]

Cafe Polski -- subtitles for the English-speaking 0704am 13.9.23 this is scarily well observed.... ffs is usually the correct response to realising that this is the case.

[@keithbessant]

I thought I was the only one affected by Polish women in shops like this. They're so fascinating and exotic to me, but they just smile and take my money.

[@omnivorous65]

Everything that follows from 8:30 is simply psychology gold. Beautifully observed. The older man would die for a date with the blond girl. He finally gets his wish but the realistic prospect of getting it on with an even more attractive female spoils it for him. In an instant the object of his desire turns into an obstacle to winning over the more desirable girl. So true.

[@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia]

REALLY though? I mean cmon....how realistic is this? this is a balding old dude irl no one wants to date at that age, and yourself? "so true"- and why??? It's like he's being given gifts left and right and not sure why.

[@omnivorous65]

@@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia You are not getting the point I was making. Accept the premise that the geezer gets his date and the younger, more attractive sister is then flirting with him no matter how unlikely that is. What matters is the prospect of getting the more attractive younger sister turns the previous object of desire into an obstacle, which then shapes his feelings towards her. And that is a very accurate observation how our feelings about what we value are shaped by context.

[@mikeonfreeserve2926]

​@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia...With money and his own house? Come on. Keep up

[@marksmith1960]

This is how I felt on my 40's working around young ladies in their 20's. They used to giggle and call me grandad! I told them about the first car I drove and one of them said Was it a model T Ford? I laughed whilst dying inside!

[@simonaminsley305]

Well they must have been idiots then. For a start 40's is still fairly young, as A) most people live until about 90 now and B) In order to be their ''grandad'', you would have had to have been in your 60's!! They wouldn't get away with that in the workplace now.

[@marksmith1960]

@@simonaminsley305 It was ok Simona, honestly. In the end I married one of them anyway, the one who tore into me the most! She is 18 years younger than me and she still calls me grandad! Sometimes things end well. Thanks for your support though and Jasmine says hi.

[@nygelmiller5293]

To Mark Smith you are brave to tell us this funny story.

[@nygelmiller5293]

@@simonaminsley305 you are a REAL lady! Thank you being so polite to us men!

[@theselector4733]

@@marksmith1960 You lucky old codger LOL. When I was in my early 20's I worked with a bloke who was 49 and we all thought he was an OLD MAN. I used to ask him questions about Elvis & The Beatles. Now I'm 52 and would love to be in my 40's LOL. Oh, how times change.

[@sense90125]

This and 'Saw You Coming' are why Harry is a genius

[@noelmajers6369]

“This is my younger sister Anka...you must be careful because she likes the older men !” "What ?" Enfield’s face !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rappinbobbyj]

Yes, we know, we watched it as well.

[@johnhuggins1394]

My ideal woman has to be mid to late thirties, gsoh,bright,fairly attractive,not skinny,but not fat,and loves men that are in their mid fifties I'm 53 Not much to ask 😂

[@foljs5858]

@@rappinbobbyj ah, always someone that doesn't get that the whole point of youtube comments below a video clip is to refer to bits in the clip and discuss them....

[@rappinbobbyj]

@@foljs5858 and you miss my point which is that Noel Majers, like lots of others on KZbin merely quote from the item. That’s not discussing, or even commenting on it, it’s just quoting back what viewers have just viewed. , hence my comment.

[@johnhuggins1394]

And wears dark rimmed glasses and is secretarial like

[@noelmajers6369]

I just walked into a coffee shop and ordered something from the pretty central european girl behind the counter. She actually said: "Hello, how are you today ?" I think I felt my heart fall fifty feet.....

[@fredfredericks3496]

Your heart may have fell, but something else was raised...

[@marcpullen3912]

What Were You Doing On The Roof ; In The First Place , Noel ?!!!!

[@PCongeries]

Ha Ha ha

[@Amethyst_Friend]

Just talk to her. Be yourself

[@andrewmurray5542]

​@@fredfredericks3496 saucy! Heeee!

[@ianthomas5955]

I can't begin to analyse why this sketch is so brilliant - it just IS. Harry brings subtle new dimensions to humour that, sadly, I think go over a lot of peoples' heads.

[@jamesknox64]

The Guardian is a nice touch. What else would he read?

[@albertmccready478]

+Ian Thomas Yes, its tremendous stuff.

[@tbone2646]

I found it super funny because I had a buddy who had a crush like this on the polish girl working in a local fry-up joint. After a time he discovered she was married so he transferred his crush onto her sister. Art imitating life.

[@chrisbirch4150]

yeah it's a fascinating situation. I think what happens is awkward guys don't have to be as sharp because the language barrier masks what would normally be a bland conversation. As a result you feel as if there is some chemistry there, when there probably isn't. Great comedy!

[@BobbyG929]

Thankfully you're here to enlighten us all

[@TheMaxKids]

Perfect sketch. The extra squirt of cappuccino is brilliant!

[@Billy_Bull_Sheeter]

Harry is one of my best friends. I've known him for many years. He is a good bloke, funny guy. Loves to have a bit of banter

[@Harmonical1]

If Harry really is one of your best friends you are very lucky guy indeed. Harry Enfield is in my opinion beyond a comedy genius.

[@Billy_Bull_Sheeter]

@@Harmonical1 yes he is. As was Ronnie Barker. Both are comedy geniuses. I'm not sure about being lucky though. He's a right pain in the arse 🤣🤣, Always playing pranks. And changing his voice during withheld number phone call 🤣🤣. He's a right cheeky blighter I tell you.

[@davidcoombes1006]

@@Billy_Bull_Sheeter It must be great having two Imaginary friends.Hows the dead one getting on?

[@Billy_Bull_Sheeter]

@@davidcoombes1006 he is dead. I know, as I was at the funeral. But he lives on in the heart.

[@IhaytFukkingsocialmedia]

lol why is he getting all the cute young chics who like old dudes though? and more importantly where do we older women find the cute young guys into MILFS???

[@dariuszspiewak5624]

Hi there. I'm Polish. Been living in the UK for about 16 years now. I absolutely love The Flying Circus of Monty Python and their sense of humour which I guess is the very quintessence of the English humour. Very often return to those sketches of theirs, time-permitting... They were without a doubt the best comedians in the whole history of the world. The Greatest. When I was younger, we used to watch Benny Hill on the Polish TV as well. Loved it. At that time, as a child, I couldn't understand English, of course, but such things (and songs) did prompt me to learn it on my own, even without a teacher---a book was all I needed (which incidentally means that if you really want something, you're going to get it). Now that I do I enjoy THIS type of humour so much more. And please remember, Polish is difficult . Very difficult. In fact, one of the 3 most difficult languages to learn in the whole wide world. So, if you think you're a titan and can achieve the Impossible, you can challenge yourself and try to learn it :) But yes, I actually know 2 native English people that do speak very good Polish. They have studied at Polish universities and got their degrees, one of them in history and the other one in maths.

[@richardlitwin4046]

Are they Lithuanian, Polish and Hungarian? I speak Hungarian and Polish from an early age, fluently, and we had a Lithuanian help when I was little, living in Wrocław, and I picked up the tongue from her, although I don't yet speak it; I have the Chomskyan template. Best wishes.

[@aclark903]

日本語は難しいよ!

[@FlyingPhilUK]

@@aclark903 True!

[@VanlifewithAlan]

I speak Polish which I learned in my 20s.

[@giveusanesirbobholness7199]

i love you polish coming to live in the UK. got a few polish mates at work and been invited round to theirs for barbecues, they really know how to drink and make people welcome. Nice families mate 👍

[@johnjewers530]

£1.60 for a Cappuccino! £1.60!! What an age to be alive....

[@TheOmanJam]

I like it how they increased it to £1.90 a bit later. Maybe just for him!

[@andyweatherhill4761]

i remember when it was 99p for a pint of ale lol

[@rodluvan1976]

hardly much is it. a large cappuccino will easily run you the double in Stockholm

[@rodluvan1976]

Andy Weatherhill you must be 47

[@andyweatherhill4761]

actually 45 in 5 months dude lol

[@MoistMumble]

"I missed you..." "WHAT!?"

[@_BhagavadGita]

😅🤣😂🤣😂

[@breakfreak3181]

Best bit!

[@radharcanna]

Marvellous. Bring back Harry Enfield.

[@mobilesteve1]

My wife is polish and pissed herself at this🤣

[@limadeltazulu]

Your wife has some strange sense of humor. 🤣

[@danielrichter2452]

I love the tortured 360 she does when looking for the newspaper. But that doesn't even begin to compare to the 360 she does at the end when she goes from standoffish to extremely interested. Poor guy doesn't seem to know what a nutter he's hooking up with.

[@constantinosschinas4503]

my favorite sketch, so realistic. thanks for the subtitles, now got the whole of it's genius.

[@nick_nam3]

I'm from Poland and it's not so realistic to me, because she clearly doesn't have polish accent :) When she speaks in english it sounds more like a russian accent, when she speaks in polish it's not polish accent. Also, she's not using polish only, I think she used czech or slovakian at least once and some other slavic language or faking it (unless this was the idea of the sketch).

[@PCongeries]

I'm Polish Brit....this is absolutely in point ..ha ha ha culture,understanding, characters ..of both sides British and Polish ha ha ha

[@heybabycometobutthead]

No such thing as Polish Brit.

[@Mike-br8zt]

@@heybabycometobutthead Yes there is, I am one as well.

[@heybabycometobutthead]

@@Mike-br8zt British people aren't Slavic, it's literally impossible

[@dh1380]

@@heybabycometobutthead it's to do with citizenship, ya big dummy. Ie. Of Polish origin but born in the UK. It shouldn't be that hard to understand. 🤯 it's no different to African American or American Irish. Or even Anglo-Saxon if you wanna get really deep with it.

[@heybabycometobutthead]

@@dh1380 Yeah, you live in the UK, but aren't British why is that hard to understand? Did Polish people consider Russians Polish when they occupied Poland?

[@patrickwilliams7078]

i didn't realise it was the highly talented laura solon (in the flesh so to speak) in this sketch being only familiar with her radio show. She is sooooo funny !! together with harry enfield they've created something which is subtlety hilarious

[@wisienkakochacie]

this is very subtle, well observed mundane mannerisms. great comedy

[@cervelo9465]

Getting older myself, 51 years young now, I notice the age gap with ladies in their 20's and even 30's. Aging is truly inevitable. The beautiful women coming out of most Eastern European countries, truly spellbinding. I had befriended and also dated very many attractive young Eastern Euro ladies in past times.

[@PMS1950]

These are so well written and performed. Reminds me of a small Polish food store and cafe in Eastbourne.

[@marcuslavaggi-bowen6539]

Polis shop on Cavendish Place?. A friend of mine used to own Little Polka on Seaside road, which she closed down in about 2011. She still has the Polish style crockery she served the food in. It’s now the Legends Barber.

[@theoriginalbluey]

I know the shop! :)

[@MaquiladoraIII]

Love the Eurodance version of _Love is All Around!_

[@davidwhite4874]

Disco Polo.

[@DMPepe]

Harry is truly a genius, all I love of authentic English humor

[@jayaybe1]

It will rain by lunchtime : (

[@OhFishyFish]

As a pole I must say they nailed the girls' looks and behaviour, blonde's haircut and makeup are spot-on. :)

[@wieslawl59]

Paul Williams, you DO obviously. Speak for yourself. Nobody gave you the mandate to express opinions on behalf of the whole country. Besides, better dumb culture than no culture at all

[@scottscott232]

Paul Williams, you rude, ignorant fool. This is purely about comedy. Creep back under your sullied rock. You disgusting savage.

[@edlawn5481]

The English sure didn't mind having the Poles there in 1940 when their pilots were shooting down Germans.

[@Kris.G]

Paul Williams, an angry middle class keyboard warrior who needs to release his bottled up rage on the Internet from time to time. He wouldn't dare talking to real people like that because he'd be too scared of being called racist or something, but here, where nobody gives a fuck about what he has to say and where he feels safe and anonymous enough, he can show everybody how brave and patriotic he is. He only does things that are English, you see. He has fish and chips every Friday, roast dinner on Sunday, waves English flag to show just how English he is. In reality though, he's just an uneducated, overly proud, probably a little overweight with a high sense of entitlement little man who thinks that in Spain everyone should speak English because he went there on holiday. Also, not a single Polish person is going to take any notice of your little pathetic rant. Foreigners are here to stay and you can do fuck all about it. Have a nice English day.

[@godislove8050]

Kris Gietkowski - these angry keyboard warriors with a chip on their shoulder are not usually middle class, educated or hard working people , they're lazy, computer gaming teenagers living on council estates.

[@garyturner3761]

Feels like very good tragic comedy this. Enfield is such great comedian and always perceptive in characters.

[@slicktheslickster]

Genius!! I've watched this multiple times and laughed each time!

[@bruslaw]

This is good observational comedy. I'm Polish living in the UK and I love English humour, sadly it's being systematically eroded by PC...

[@peaceLove1988]

Yeah those police are bastards.

[@dbcox2009]

So true.. Can we have PiS in the UK they have such liberal ideas

[@cgavin1]

Polish people are the only other Europeans that share British sense of humour. Since 1996 I have met so many amazing Poles and Romanians (yes, really). Europe was ace, while it lasted ..

[@stephenroney3630]

@@peaceLove1988 Not to mention the Personal Computers, or the Pubic Comb.

[@boskee]

Try Mac

[@thaltrail9142]

Omg I loved this show when it came on TV! Surprised its not been aired on Netflix etc what a classic and hilarious too 🤣

[@borderlord]

I'm sure I've been served by these two!

[@michaelclark5732]

This is great. Beyond comedy!

[@fatbelly27]

I had a Polish client who used to come in to the office with her female interpreter. Both always expensively dressed and perfect make-up. It was a bit like this.

[@1061andy]

Brilliant sketch, love it.

[@gommechops]

Love the fact you supplied translations in the subtitles, nice job!

[@Paul_1971]

Love a bit of Laura Solon - so great in these sketches

[@grammargrub]

Very funny. And strangely true to life in a way!

[@HunterZolomon]

Laura Solon is fucking brilliant in this one: "ONE NINETY PLEASE!"

[@angr3819]

They don't make 'em like this anymore. They aren't allowed - but we have the legacy here 😊

[@Thrazkar]

Suprised no one cried rac ism. Spot on with the air of superiorty and condecension the polskis exude.

[@juanmanu9652]

Harry Enfield is one of the greatest character actors of the last 20 years and that cannot be understated.

[@capitalb5889]

Don't want to make you feel old, but it's closer to 35 years.

[@sylviamaua745]

@@capitalb5889 so true, I remember Loadsamoney and Stavros from the late 80s

[@robhingston]

Closer to 40 years

[@VielFart]

I think you mean overstated.

[@juanmanu9652]

@@VielFart indeed I did sir

[@woooster17]

How do people not get this.. it doesn’t matter if it’s fluent Polish or the right accent, it’s aimed at us Brits!

[@bartekbozek1]

We get this. But still is fun to hear Brits pretends to speak Polish

[@thedarkness111]

no-one doesn't get that it's just interesting to learn what they are saying, or trying to say.

[@etherspin]

if foreign sketch comedians could lampoon Brits, Aussies, New zealanders, canadians or americans in a type of fake english that phonetically SOUNDS like english but was gibberish I would call that a genius task they'd fulfilled , its not easy!

[@SongBillong]

@@etherspin Watch "How English sounds to non-English speakers", if you haven't already. Really interesting and I think they nail it!

[@tomaszszupryczynski5453]

well for that we only need to laugh at your 'how are you?" when you dont give a fuck, and 2nd most annoying thing apologizing for everything, so polite yet so fake and 2face. i laughed at scene in i-zombie when he says "we can make british evening and will be apologizing to each other whole night"

[@blueshorecreative3146]

Thankyou for translating. It's even funnier with the subs.

[@thekinginyellow1744]

"it is a polish film. about the Stalinist atrocities in my country. It is supposed to be quite funny!" I f'ing died and then wondered how many Poles from this period are still alive today.

[@Lumby1]

Great comedy, still getting laughs (and comments), years along!

[@filipzawistowski8552]

Considering how hard Polish is, I'm quite impressed that the actresses could say anything at all :) Though a lot of it sounded like gibberish to me.

[@zepter00]

These women butchered all Polish word

[@CB27]

Yes, I wish there was English subtitles for the Polish bits

[@simonaminsley305]

It isn't Polish according to my friend from Warsaw.

[@simonaminsley305]

@@CB27 It's not Polish though, it's nonsense.

[@zepter00]

@@simonaminsley305 it is ultra bad polish speaking...from 42 years old Polish guy born and rised in Poland..still living in Poland.

[@carefulconsumer8682]

Excellent! Really cracked me up. Thanx.

[@jimduffy1967]

This is a brilliant sketch,ive watched and loved so many harry Enfield characters but this is fantastic,this sketch is up there with Les the barman.

[@canturgan]

Different actresses from 1st sketch. Morwenna Banks was in the first ones, she is a great actress.

[@euchrid2006]

ah, I remember when a coffee was £1.60. Seems like an age ago...

[@quetzal3000]

thx youtube for suggesting this. just discovered this gem

[@albertmccready478]

Brilliant in every aspect

[@kernowpolski]

Thank you so much for this - the subtitles are great and show how much care the writers spent on these sketches, when they could so easily have put in Polish-sounding nonsense. It does indeed capture the cultural and gender differences perfectly - so funny!

[@williamsterben]

Brilliant! A very slight Kevin-esque "uh" near the end.

[@chrisf1600]

It's fun to see what they're saying but I think I preferred not knowing... it adds to the awkwardness. Great sketch :)

[@MrSporkster]

Every Polish cafe ever. :D

[@philbecker4676]

I am sat in a coffee shop in Krakow and I ordered a duży cappuccino and I had a personal fangirl moment.

[@1946nimrod]

Would love to see more of Morwenna now - very funny lady!

[@leanatale7251]

Harry and Paul are brilliant

[@BeasleyStreet]

His ability to spot humour in many social groups is unerringly accurate,what next Turkish barbers chatting amongst themselves...

[@pb7491]

Thanks for the translation, really appreciated.

[@richardlongmore9301]

Laura Solon compleatly nails this part ! The first time I saw it I compleatly believed she was Polish. I should know I live in London or little Poland as its now known

[@filipzawistowski8552]

Not for long! Poles are going back to Poland thanks to Brexit!

[@cgavin1]

@@filipzawistowski8552 Most of my Polish friends are not going anywhere. They just can't earn wages there like they can here. Besides, its been 20 years now. Most of them have kids in university!

[@RG-iw7py]

@Richard She's brilliant! I'm Polish, I wouldn't behave this way but I see it around and get why it happens.

[@missyb9438]

London is known as Londinistan😉

[@dylanhunt5655]

London can't be Little Poland. It became Londonistan, it's Mayor is Pakistani. And the Prime Minister of UK is Indian. What are the valiant Britons doing about that ?!

[@MLB9000]

The song is Guns of Brixton by Nouvelle Vague

[@rogehmcclung1461]

Thanks.

[@MirkoPlitt]

Excellent Polish humour. Impressed with the English accent of that male actor too. Find me an English actor who would be able to speak Polish like that!

[@filipzawistowski8552]

... What?

[@zepter00]

Thatcis tnę wprost atematyczne to speak Polish in cinema and tv history

[@MirkoPlitt]

@@filipzawistowski8552 I was trying to be funny, but returning to my comment three years later didn't get my joke either. Oh well.

[@richardlitwin4046]

@@MirkoPlitt No, it was funny

[@marek9081]

hahaha

[@samconduct1356]

The sharp and abrupt "WHAT" is perfect.

[@bluegtturbo]

Harry and Paul are so underrated... This stuff is ten times funnier than anything the likes of Morecambe and Wise, The Two Ronnie's etc. did...

[@dodibenabba1378]

Oh behave!

[@Busybee65]

Really ? 🙄🙄

[@dodibenabba525]

Er no it isn't

[@1funkyflyguy]

WHAT?!!!....

[@ChannelReuploads9451]

My wife was born in Poland, she speaks it sometimes when we are out, she tells me what people are talking about. I dont speak it, but I can catch on to the general topic, and yes I did catch some of the Polish in this.

[@tomaszszupryczynski5453]

and why you dont speak polish, you can learn

[@DFlemming]

And actresses speak very well in the little Polish they have to learn!

[@cityzens634]

Did I ask?

[@ChannelReuploads9451]

@@cityzens634 Mam na to wykabane

[@californiaslastgasp6847]

@@tomaszszupryczynski5453Why would he need to?

[@robsiddall9731]

Thank you for taking the time to do this , have always wondered what was said Nice one , only adds to the humour 😀

[@Livender]

Well, sitting in Krakow 4 months in the country, re-wathcing this, drinking wine I am cracking my ass off

[@symetryrtemys2101]

I should see a doctor about that…

[@stevenweasel2678]

U dirty boogar/ U need 2 get 2 the Lavatory / Pal

[@nodrogmay8275]

He nailed not only those Polki but especially the typically gulable bloke. As long as it only cost him the Duze Cappucino's, flowers and a cinema ticket I guess it's still quite funny. Behind all the humour there's as always deeper more scinister side to the sketch.

[@nazirkazi2588]

Yes, the perby bloke is actually quite "scinister"

[@MacgiollaIG]

1.27 that nod to the left and 'good morning' is brilliant. I work a lot with eastern european women and this is exactly what they do.

[@paudsmcmack3117]

It's funny...In the UK and Ireland almost every cafe is staffed and being run by Polish ladies. I know a woman that worked fulltime in a pub/nightclub and she buiöld 2 houses in Poland! One for her and her baby and one for her mother. All by waiting tables in Europe.

[@royperkins3851]

The laughing and whispering! Reminded me of high school!

[@harryo6126]

Observational humour, never seen anymore, PC killed it. So glad Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse had so many great sketches before this new crap world began.

[@grahamwade5932]

Jesus christ get over yourself mate

[@djhuckfield]

You're literally commenting on a video of the thing that you claim isn't seen anymore. No one gives a shit about your boring whining about "PC", you're just pissed off that racism and sexism are no longer counted as humour and you have to try a bit harder.

[@FireMunki63]

47, it is old! It is very old! ONE NINETY PLEASE ! Hillarious

[@R56TurboCharged]

There is a café in my town exactly like this. Their full English breakfast is amazing.

[@serenityinside1]

Great to know - thanks for sharing 👍

[@empireman1077]

It must be very popular 🏃

[@matthewprince9705]

This is real. I remember a pretty Polish woman in my local cafe, I used to pop in every other day!

[@michasuchodolski2126]

Alice Lowe nailed the polish language in there, I could actually understand her haha

[@Kris.G]

Alice Lowe is amazing.

[@richardkuehn7015]

Michał Suchodolski nailed it if you are English, if Polish, its not a bad attempt but still needs work.

[@enzotrump1618]

It's not Alice Lowe though. The actresses are Morwenna Banks & Laura Solon.

[@philbecker4676]

@@enzotrump1618 Oh you wally. Didn't watch the whole video, did you?

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

@@Kris.G Alice Lowe? I only see Madeleine Wool and her great work on that Channel 4 horror show from the eighties

[@Kelly14UK]

I'm telling my Polish neighbours of this. It's really funny. Been watching it a lot.

[@JoshuaDillonn]

GET EM FUCKING OUT

[@TheVicar]

@@Kelly14UK We need 'em back. We've run out of workers.

[@Kelly14UK]

@@TheVicar Your job is perfectly safe as long as you take the jab. Pretty soon we'll have 2 thirds the nurses we had and be inundated with foreign ones.

[@TheVicar]

@@Kelly14UK I agree. I've driven a taxi in England for a decade and what I've also experienced is that every immigrant from any race, country and background have all been perfect passengers, 100%. The only problems I've ever had, with behaviour and/or payment, have been from white English locals. And I'm a white English local. This is my own 10 year survey covering approx 80,000 people that I've picked up over those years. The extremist right and distorted media wouldn't like this information and I'd love to see them try to desperately build an argument against it.

[@starnostras]

@@TheVicar Spot on! I've been thinking similar for a while. Sick of hearing those moaning about people coming here from wartorn countries. Think of some of the absolute arseholes that were born and raised here - we're lucky to have such calibre of humans journeying to our country to raise the bar!

[@OsweebMosley]

This is unironically every group of Polish women in any British workplace ever.

[@HouseholdDog]

My mum is Polish an I fully agree. You really have to ignore the brutal honesty.

[@jeshkam]

Are you a hipster?

[@OsweebMosley]

@@jeshkam Are u gay?

[@jeshkam]

@@OsweebMosley What if I was?

[@orphanoforbit7588]

Struggling to understand what that means.

[@adventussaxonum448]

Could have been any of my Polish ESOL students.... especially the younger ones 😄

[@jonathanstempleton7864]

One day these sketches will be shown in school history classes with the laugh track removed and presented as primary sources: Britain in the Early 21st Century.

[@andymeighan8160]

Lovely day. It will rain at lunchtime. Pissing myself

[@steb430]

Whilst in Krakow I went into a grocery shop to buy vodka to bring home, I notice a shoulder of lamb with a card on it saying 'Zebra' I asked the girl behind the counter was it really zebra to which she replied, 'If you don't speak Polish then I don't speak English'. So I left. I love the Polish sense of humour.

[@colmmccabe7223]

I am irish myself. I am sure harry and chums can do a send up of us too. I wonder what polish people who watched this sketch thought of it. Funny or offensive. I know a lot of poles have great sense of humour. And very beautiful girls.

[@whitetroutchannel]

william ulsterman springs to mind

[@zepter00]

I am a Pole and that is one of the most stupid show I ever saw

[@leeboy26]

​@@zepter00 Worse than the funny polish movie about stalinist atrocities? Surely not.

[@Mistabushi]

Quite funny and on point😂 I thought the women were genuine polish speaking girls but they sounded more Russian still funny as hell.

[@ID-8491]

​@@MistabushiTheir Polish is atrocious and hilarious at the same time.

[@BozJustBad]

The blonde reminds me of a girl I know. She'a also from Eastern Europe. Brutally honest and not a funlover, haha!

[@jayaybe1]

Lol, maybe she watched too many of those comedies about Stalinist atrocities ; )

[@marclancashire1327]

They are like that,l have a Polish sister in law !

[@garhull11]

that cappuccino went from £1.60 to £1.90, the horror

[@tommiatkins3443]

Its £3.70 The benefits of Brexit. And the polish girls have been kicked out.

[@ArcanePath360]

Damn. I'm 48 :( Polish girls are very much like this. They turn from day to day

[@Baresi-Unico-Capitano]

I feel rather sorry for so many of the people in the comment section who A. don't understand that this is aimed at the English speaking audience and B. clearly don't understand the English sense of humor. No, the accent isn't supposed to be bang on point. That is the whole point of comedy. You're supposed to laugh at the terrible attempt as the foreign accent, and not analyse it like some speech / accent expert. No, this is not an attack on any nationality. It is just humor. If you somehow can't grasp the comic value, then that's sad. But don't waste your time over analyzing.

[@neilfurby555]

Agree ...seems to happen a lot, confusion, over analysis of comic situations because they are not ....realistic ?!

[@BossySwan]

Too many humourless pseudo-intellectual wankers here ‘analysing’

[@Photosounder]

You're not supposed to laugh at their accent, it's supposed to be a lifelike as possible, the humour is observational, that means it's based on how things really are like.

[@ncooper8438]

I've only just discovered this, it reminds of the brilliant Jack Dee in his series Lead Balloon. Harry's performance is definitely on a par with Mr Dee himself, I can't help thinking Jack must have had an input here because it's so true to form.

[@SepulchreBrit]

Ah the good old days of 1.60 for a large coffee

[@ThunderChunky101]

Thanks so much for the subtitles!

[@dtz1000]

Thanks for the translation. I always wondered what they were saying.

[@limadeltazulu]

You're welcome. English is not my native language, so please be understanding.

[@peter_oso]

My guess - not complete 0:18 -Co on powiedział? (What did he say?) -Mówi że jesteśmy ładne. (He says we are pretty) 0:29 -Duże capuccino 2:45 -On nie jest gruby na szczęście (He is lucky not to be fat) -Zaraz mu pęknie szal (His shawl is about to burst) 3:58 -Wygląda jak starszy brat Marka (He looks like Mark's older brother) -Ten, który ukradł Markowi samochód? (The one who stole Mark's car?) -Tak, ten na kim się [...] (Yes, the one which ..?????) -Łajdak! (Scoundrel!) -[...] Irony and comedy excellent Very big effort for Polish, but the effect so-so. Towards the end someone gave the actresses very long hard complex words and they didn't pronounced all consonants. This was cruel joke on them, there are easier words to use.

[@J-SH06]

Yes there was a a lot of rain last night but it’s all better now. 🤣🤣🤣