pheonix nights spencers best bits series 1 and 2

pheonix nights spencers best bits
daniel kitson
series 1 and 2

[@theworldsbonkers]

In these horrid times im always drawn back to the Pheonix nights for a proper giggle. Please please please bring out another series

[@joncox9098]

Spot on 👍

[@camtherobinsfan]

“Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful... We’ll shit them” Best line ever 😂😂😂

[@yatesy117]

"not only have I seen the film cocktail - 6 times..." class

[@daa2608]

"full English and a lovely view of Galilee"...priceless

[@aidanmagill6769]

"What made you apply for the job?" "The DSS." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thecarpetman7687]

One of the greatest lines ever….how many times in real life has that been used😂😂😂

[@matthewhendy5785]

I would love to say that in an interview 😂

[@gbjanuary]

@@thecarpetman7687 DSS did make people apply 🙃

[@thomastom888]

What a brilliant brilliant brilliant show and everyone in it just a work of art

[@dannyvine3605]

@TheGooners11 unfortunately the writers and many of the main cast fell out with Peter Kay

[@dannyvine3605]

@TheGooners11 From what I understand and have read; Daniel Kitson felt the scripts were lazy and racist at times; Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice felt that Peter Kay took all the credit for their ideas and used that to further his career to the detriment of theirs. A third series of Phonex nights was mentioned but both Dave and Neil said they knew nothing about it. Paddy to the best of my knowledge is still friends with Peter.

[@thrashpilot]

Danny Vine nope. Paddy and peter don’t speak.

[@johnwick-vo7ig]

@@thrashpilot I wish Mcguiness never spoke full stop and I'm from Bolton (but deeply ashamed he's from my home town)

[@andrewallan5442]

TheGooners11 Peter Kay and Paddy fell out over dinner apparently.

[@Soulsorts]

I've seen this clip countless times over the years and just noticed the answer 'Yes' written on Justin Moorehouse's arm! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakeg12345]

Maybe it's the band yes, lol

[@johnmurray3956]

Oh fuck......me too hahahahahahaahahaha

[@jacksdjfam]

Well you never know. That may have come up as one of the answers

[@Mugsy0407]

Within the stand up comedy "industry" Daniel Kitson is quite rightly regarded as a genius. Masterful storyteller and is the best I've ever seen (and I've seen them all)

[@jrp312]

“That’s from me Mum”

[@spongebobsquaretits]

thats also what his peers say. Ive seen a few comedians say they hate to follow him on stage at shows

[@tartansinatra]

I saw Daniel Kitson on a quiet, unassuming night during the Edinburgh Fringe. I've never forgotten it. Brilliant. And he's never come back!

[@greigallan5845]

Some great comic talent in Phoenix Nights. Fantastic series.

[@theworldsbonkers]

I must have watched this hundreds of times yet still laugh when Spencer falls off stage .The timing ,everything is just perfect

[@painstruck01]

Daniel Kitson is Stewart Lee's favourite stand up comic. nuff said.

[@gregorywall2479]

'Spencer will definitely end up behind a bar.' 'Says bars this, somebody's crossed the 's' off.' '..........have they.'

[@boneshaker6819]

The Gary Glitter bit is absolutely hilarious, couldn’t take the piss out of a nastier bloke.

[@ibuprofen303]

"The man who put the gang in bang" - classic.

[@tamhaswoods9056]

Why is he made up like Sue Perkins? I thought Gary Glitter sang that one?

[@shadow-Sun]

This series was so funny Phoenix Nights just never gets old comedy Gold Standard without a doubt.

[@Kelly14UK]

It was paced well. Especially the talent rehearsals at the end of episodes. Sequel series was good.

[@MonteCarloGaz]

Spencer and Kenny Senior, my very best and favourite Pheonix Characters !!!

[@Foldy435]

I roll over and who's there? Bloody Bonnie Langford! Nearly broke her back.

[@rossifan7347]

@@Foldy435 you beat me to that....pmsl

[@TheZetec63]

Kenny snr. Genius.

[@deanu8345]

Spencer will definitely end up behind a bar... bars this, somebody's crossed the S out... o Have they?

[@swanningabout]

Well done for quoting a video you just watched

[@thecatsarse]

lol

[@hazelwalsh3269]

I didn’t realise that this guy is A stand up! He’s brilliant!! Daniel!!!

[@Alex79uk]

He's only the finest stand up in the entire world.

[@Mugsy0407]

@@Alex79uk Totally agree, seen him about 30 times

[@user-gc2wr9yk1q]

Peter Kay, just one more series mate, the pleasure and laughs you give us can’t be touched by any other comedian. Ever.

[@iancadwallender9779]

Every character totally enjoyable. Spencer is hilarious

[@richardupton3323]

spencer for hire and may i suggest that you remove the sign saying situations vacant and replace it with one saying situations full, im your man.

[@samsta871]

Richard Upton lol a read the exact time he said it

[@swanningabout]

Well done for quoting a video you just watched

[@ChrisManley1994]

"All those bored housewives gagging for it. "My Mums an housewife." "Is she? Does she look like that?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jones-xx2gc]

My sons and I loved this, the sayings are part of our lives. How many trigger warnings would be need to show this nowadays.

[@radarlove8893]

I laughed my arse off when he did Gary Glitter

[@tonyp8705]

I once was also an Innkeeper in Bethlehem..Classic..

[@flashtheoriginal]

Bloody superb At 3:13 when Paddy grunts "you knowwww!" Gets me every time

[@ZuluRomeo]

"... 'Kenny Sr, Spencer & Young Kenny' is that you?" 😅

[@johnmurray3956]

bahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@JourneywithSmee]

Peter Kay referred to him as "Daniel Kitson; the bastard" after he slated the show.

[@sfa2]

2003 Late n Live in Edinburgh, Kitson is asked about working with Kay: That man is a cunt It's not just Kitson who thinks that in comedy circles either.

[@millwalldarren2792]

Love how Kenny and Spencer have a bottle of coke with a straw.

[@TheZetec63]

Seen him at Edinburgh festival years ago. Feckin hilarious.

[@buckshot4569]

Quality show. Never fails to make me laugh. Peter Kay’s finest stuff. Can’t go back. Up an at em.

[@MishMash22]

Mr Haroon my old woodwork teacher 😂😂😂😂

[@oneEquals]

I hear this is Daniel Kitsons favourite role.

[@markanderson8006]

The scene with paddy when he drops the pint is my favourite.

[@JJBM60]

The clip of him just stood in the background as GG near the end of the episode is just hilarious 😂

[@CorporalFriendlyShark]

3:47 His voice as he starts singing, absolute nonce energy 😂

[@hazelwalsh3269]

Pity Peter Kay took all the credit for writing it.. when David Spikey and Neil FitzMaurice all wrote it together as 3 friends...

[@cleob2201]

It does say it on the front of the dvd that everyone wrote it.

[@michaelhodges5921]

"Let's get weddy to wumble" classic

[@Hipppy1001]

'Am The Man Who Put The Gang In Bang'!.. A'm The LEADAHHHH!!!

[@oceanroad1584]

The Gary glitter thing is legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alereatoalereato6936]

we'll shit em LOL

[@revivedfears]

LET'S GET READY TO RHHUUUUMMBLE

[@bangersnmash4856]

Watch the dvd with commentary on, cant remember what part it is but Spencer did something that upset peter kay and paddy mentions it. Found it In a newspaper interview (or it could have been radio), Daniel Kitson (Spencer) said that he hated doing Phoenix Nights, and he rates it as the worst thing he has ever done. In the commentary, every time he appears, they all shout "Bastard !" at the screen ! 

[@boychildnew1]

i heard that one the radio too. because he did not have control over his own character, which is a fair enough point and a key problem about such success in media (ive experienced it myself). ...who is 'they' on the commentary? peter kay and paddy?

[@Onmysheet]

He's probably like that in real life. It's not an act.

[@numsig]

He also said he tried to point out to Kay that the scenes with the Chinese fellas who fried everything in the kitchen might be considered racist and was roundly ignored... Seeing him as a stand up you can see that he might not particularly "compatible" with Kay's type of humour at all.

[@LandersWorkshop]

@@numsig He's too much of a liberal basically and doesn't gel with edgy comedians.

[@VNDER88]

"sneezy, dopey, bashful...we'll shit em" hahahah

[@davidcole9971]

I read that Daniel is not proud of being on this show, that's extraordinary, not only is it a truly great program but in a natural sort of performance, he's really good

[@Wilss]

Yeah Peter Kay bashes him on the dvd commentary after he'd said 'it was the worst thing he'd ever done'.

[@stevegoodson9022]

I think it's something to do with Kitson being a genius and Kay being a bareoy sentient hack. Having said that, I thourougly enjoyed phoenix nights, years before I even knew DK was a stand-up, let alone the best of his generation.

[@bfyrth]

i thought he part wrote the show

[@poppysherlock3922]

They fell out when Daniel Kitson told him he thought the storylines around the Chinese stowaways were racist

[@athelstan927]

​@poppysherlock3922 Well, that's a shame I use to really like Daniel Kitson!

[@johnmurray3956]

One ae the best scenes was the transit full of dwarfs coming from the football game. Door opens, out they pour and yer man Max squints, looks at them and says "How far away are they?"

[@COLCHESTERUMPIRE1969]

"Oh I hate matchdays !" - "Eh put that down Tattoo !", "Who you calling Tattoo, you great long streak of piss"

[@_Super_Hans_]

Do a Kenny Senior compilation

[@Highland_Moo]

I do love me some Dave Spikey…..so underrated and I’m glad he was in Alma’s Not Normal.

[@Sam-tx1tn]

Kitson is a fucking genius. So he says anyway. I probably agree.

[@nchcroy3877]

omg I forgot how funny this show was..

[@Gamer-cd7yt]

Aren't these Spencer's only Moments

[@cleob2201]

Lol

[@thedr.feelgood]

" Does she look like that ? "

[@heartofoak45]

That interview takes me back to 1986 when I asked the same question of an applicant as to why they had applied. The answer being the DSS and they will pay my wages. My response was identical, 'When can you start'?

[@chestertonboobons9333]

You missed the best gag in the entire series... The answer was the Shroud of Turin, thats the Shroud of Turin... what did we have... Lisa Stansfield.

[@paullarge526]

“En Suite with Full English and a lovely view of Galilee”. “Dyah wanna be in my gang 🎤.......................”? In 30 to 40 years from now Nursing Homes all over the country will echo the lines from Phoenix Nights.

[@tonyp8705]

It's worth even points. The Magnificent Seven..😂😂😂😂😂

[@leeweller5664]

It's even funnier if your from Bolton.

[@capitol7950]

Great comedy transcends regions and towns, remember being at a nsoul alldayer at a work club in crewe yrs back, there was fucking goats next to it

[@swanningabout]

you're*

[@imc1pd]

Thanks for all the quotes. Very original

[@tedwebb7243]

Have you lot heard the commentary track when Daniel Kitson is on the screen? Suffice it to say that I don't think he's on Peter Kay's Christmas card list...

[@samsta871]

Don't they get on?

[@Uygkuyfkutfkytfkutfv]

He as good as walked off set after pointing out his distaste for the clumsy and dated inclusion of the Asian guys in series 2, amongst other rather old-fashioned elements search 'herring lee kitson' for a chat between the three of them. Kitson explains it there.

[@PaulWilliamArnold]

Yep, Kitson was in the wrong. Tried to make a point, but it was a great gag and Kay has gone on and on.....

[@Uygkuyfkutfkytfkutfv]

PAUL ARNOLD ftr kitson is doing just fine achieving exactly what he wants. Lots of theatre and being widely regarded as the best standup on the circuit.

[@thrashpilot]

Ha. Kitson wasn't in the wrong. The Chinese gags were ill conceived. Kitson is regarded as a much better stand up. Peter Kay is not respected with the comedy scene. He also doesn't care. Which is fair enough I suppose.

[@lv2465]

I wish they'd make another series.

[@howardleech8849]

'Spencer' is actually a brilliant stand up comedian and won the award in Edinburgh .

[@anthonydoyle3613]

Yes, he regrets being in this show now, calling it 'lazy and racist'. Peter Kay had Daniel Kitson's face pixelated in the DVD release.

[@willleon9165]

@@anthonydoyle3613 so hes another snow flake un funny alternative comic😂

[@planesstevee]

best comedy ever as well as max and paddy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kirrithkovacs5097]

1:46 as good as this gag is, one of the answers is yes pmsl.

[@JamesWillson008]

You missed the scene where he says let's get ready to rummmbllllle!!! At the disco. 😳

[@lancesmith9733]

I think its right at the beginning.

[@irenecostigane8348]

Absolutely Brilliant.

[@ccdetroit]

Has to be the best montage/character of all time 😂

[@sinbin001]

Phoenix nights funniest programme ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinfitz8516]

Great character in a great show 😂

[@lordred4116]

Love a Gary glitter tribute act.

[@cleob2201]

I also was an Inkeeper. Oh! Where? Bethlehem.

[@MegaDeansy]

I'm ******* poorlass laughing at the closing clip !

[@andrewl4587]

I piss myself laughing every time I see this man on Phoenix Nights 🤣

[@kaw203]

The line of the man who put the gang in bang gets me everytime

[@timbyles4124]

Please do another series. It's hilarious.

[@Echo30Mike]

I'd love to enter into a pub quiz, but instead of taking it seriously, answer with the most ridiculously wrong answers. On a separate note, years back I'd just moved into a new area and went to the local pub and it was quiz night. Music being my strong point ( ex DJ ) and generally all around strong general knowledge ( I read a lot ), I asked the locals if they had a slot in a team I could join in. Everybody looked at me like I'd just snorted a line of washing up powder off the bar. I thought. Ok. Flying solo it is then. I stood at the bar, paid my £1, grabbed a pint and cracked on with the quiz........ I won it !! Suddenly everybody in the bar wanted me on their team. I declined them all with the words " If I can walk off the street and win on my own, why do I need a team that never wanted me when I first walked in ". Fast forward to the following week and I won it again. The landlord asked me if I would sit out the quiz's in future to give the regulars a chance. He gave me my first pint on the house every Wednesday night onwards.

[@andrewwilliams7501]

I'll take 500 for "things that never happened please Alex" 😂

[@barrymulligan2378]

You gave yourself a credit at the end. Alright Stanley Kubrick👎👎

[@michaelwhittaker323]

I love the bit with Spencer

[@buckers9473]

"We'll shit em" brilliant

[@Eructation1]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Never tire of PN.

[@fatyowls]

Takes it in the Gary Glitter!

[@dsjr8621]

“Bars this, it says bars” 😂

[@PickleRickno.1]

Welcome to the phoenix Spencer lad 😆

[@iansleight4917]

We

[@guitarlover302]

Just brilliant 👌

[@theseoldbeats]

I'm sure Paddy McGuinness called the actor who plays Spencer a tit on the DVD commentary. I think he went on record and said that Phoenix Nights wasn't funny and he didn't get it.

[@UnderAGlassMetropolis]

Paddy McGuinness is a grade A wanker.

[@theseoldbeats]

@Chris Jonhson no lighty, no likey.

[@rycethewlis1183]

Nicely done joe

[@jonathongoldby4564]

The last of the great sitcoms. Everything is to ironic these days

[@Seansaighdeoir]

When it first started I thought Spencer was another Peter Kay character...

[@craigcapstick2339]

Let me tell you friend..the wines not not the only thing that flows 🤣🤣🤣🤣rolling

[@charleysays2753]

We'll shit 'em... I still use that to this day... Classic...

[@fraac]

rare video of the world's greatest standup

[@jonathanhart8570]

They should make more phoenix nights it has so many options 2 make comedy. .I mean I remember working mens clubs and a gud laff was standard then after the naked dancer on the pool table finished the fighting would start...that was even funnier. .yep there's legs left and places 2 go with the set up..come on Peter get writing

[@johnrider5701]

Let's get ready too rumble!!!

[@visionette225]

g: wanna be in my gang my gang my gang u wanna be in my gang?! audience: .... g: uhh...I'm the leader, Im the LEADER.. am the man of the ganging bang you better believe it..comon comon ..you gotta beleive it..comon comon..you be- -falls off stage- audience: -cheers-

[@ChrisManley1994]

Classic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Question: could Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys have been inspired by this? It's normally me who checks release dates. It's someone else's turn. Bubbles claims his gf just saw the glasses and bought them but could he have had more motivation?

[@slobiden.2593]

That last one was really dark He’s singing a song by Gary Glitter.......

[@TheToonMonkey]

Thanks Ralph Wiggum

[@erica5624]

...that’s the whole joke...🤦🏼‍♀️

[@flashtheoriginal]

@@TheToonMonkey pmsl nice one mate.

[@flashtheoriginal]

Really? Have you got a GCSE in Stating the Bleedin' Obvious?

[@keithriley3159]

Bloody Hell yeah, I'm glad you pointed that out, I'm now disgusted with myself for laughing

[@paigeleigh2554]

Haha, brilliant! Thank you!

[@BlueSummers101]

@1:17 and what made you apply for this job? "The DSS" XD

[@TheSeafordian]

Phoenix.

[@exex9378]

What a great comedy 👍👌

[@frankspencer6935]

The guy who played Spencer didn't like the character and thought he could do better. Not heard of him since.

[@jamesismyname3690]

For a moment I thought you were serious...

[@antonygilbey7987]

Glitter thats funny.

[@JourneywithSmee]

When they cheered as he fell off stage 😂😂😂😂