New Vegas Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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[@CJMattis]

FALLOUT 3 Brainrot is my most recent one, feel free to check it out as well! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZobdoKOGhrCWgposi=YEJAnf9lMP-Ss_9y

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

This is Gen Z slang, not Alpha. Alphas are MAX 11 years old right now, they are way too young to be making memes. This is 100% Gen Z slang bro.

[@garrettkrug5706]

red dead redemption one would be hilarious these are all so good man!😂😂

[@CaptainKPKirk]

i hate that I've come to this point in my life, but could you please make a full version of "blue goon" it's terribly catchy

[@MedicalHazard67]

Bro, let us have the Blue Moon brainrot song edition.

[@flynnguest8323]

Bro please let us have that blue goon cover because my gronk is it sigmatic

[@defective7340]

"How bad could this be?" "Blue goon-" "OH INSTANTLY TERRIBLE"

[@ayrtonjoga]

Swear I never had an immediate regret THIS quickly in my life

[@maverickbrenneman443]

IT WAS TORTURE.

[@SM0K3dnb]

​@@ayrtonjoga 2 secods in and already asking what I got myself into

[@WhitePeopleAreAwesome]

I let out a very audible "NOOOOOO!"

[@GorchakovVS]

Should've been "Blue coom"

[@johnm1787]

"Dead-ass war stays the same, on God" fucking killed me

[@Krypto137]

That phrase has been burned into my brain for DAYS now. I keep coming back to this just to listen to it again

[@StrayEyeStudiosInc]

I can't stop saying it dude

[@sunny3545]

No cap fr 100 💯

[@bigswigg3631]

"Just because you say NO CAP, that don't mean you ain't gotta pay" Absolutely sublime

[@MASTERRAGE]

that was gold

[@OrdinatorSeldro]

Literally. No cap.

[@AllGirlsCollege]

😂😂😂

[@Shade_Tree_Mechanic]

Perfectly melded

[@Bloody_Ingenious]

Woow. That's fking genius.

[@Marcell2aG]

“Chat is this thing even real?” 💀

[@Anakin_Skywalker01]

“Skibideal”💀 Mr Mew Vegas was a missed opportunity for real😢

[@JasonHenderson]

No Cap

[@unpapelcascaron7463]

fr

[@yosefyonin6824]

fr fr really fr

[@livefreewithjp5251]

F in the chat

[@godframe848]

ongod

[@Over-Lored]

Another Fun Fact. Mr. House was canonically born on June 25, 2020. Meaning he is part of Gen Alpha, so not only would he be part of the brainrot vocabulary generation. But at the time of this videos posting he would 4 years old. Therefore I would like to let everyone know it's possible Mr. House would have seen skibidi toilet.

[@kennypowers1945]

Oh god 😭

[@Oblivion9873]

finna preempt: "but it's an alternate timeline" nah this is funnier

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

Mr House is watching skibidi toilet on his dad's pip boy rn

[@DianadeGonzalez]

​@@flavivsaetivs5738 Mr House traveled back in time to give an updated version of his own creation to his 2 year old self before his dad died to fulfill the brainrot prophecy

[@deadinside9565]

Implying Mr. House would turn out like public school scumbags.

[@TheMimpu]

"But the skibi-deal is... The Gyatt was rizzed from the start." Ahh just as I remembered

[@CallofFreaky]

You’ve been edging for a couple days now fr

[@IllSpeakTheTruthForYou]

​@@CallofFreakyRead it right as he said it 😂

[@ex-tc]

Shit was actually so hard 😭

[@orbitalslingshot2206]

Skibiding the Mojave almost makes you rizz for an Ohio winter.

[@Marcell2aG]

When I gyatt this assignment I was hoping there’d be more casinomaxxing.

[@MaestroRega]

We won't rizz quietly, the Legion can mew on that.

[@user-xl5lc3qw5z]

I'm so glad I don't understand a word of this

[@robertfishburn8545]

You're mewing the Lord's twerk

[@Aliyah_666]

Gyatts, Lean, Grimace shakes Find it all at the Atomic rizzler

[@ponuno]

"what a weird vape" I am dead

[@Beblue1337]

fr fr

[@christianweibrecht6555]

Best line

[@robertr.7995]

Deadass? On god?

[@Leetfaction]

Chat, is this thing even real?

[@DaniGerman1499]

Dead ass?

[@arattactician5697]

"Blue goooon" will be resonating in my head for weeks to come

[@iMatt246]

Took me out instantly 😭😭😭

[@azkar65]

F in chat for getting caught in 4k

[@TheEpicTricycle]

F

[@Mangk89]

F

[@lunar_proxy]

F

[@chambersoveternalsuffering8065]

F

[@Arashi257]

F

[@YourPalKindred]

"F in chat for getting caught in 4K *reveals pistol*" is so comically threatening

[@Raymond670]

New Vegas, but Wild Wasteland is permanent

[@Colonel-Sigma]

And required On god

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

bussin wasteland perk

[@mafius9264]

New Vegas, but brain damage from gunshot was always there

[@thebiolibrary5572]

But Wild Wasteland is even worse.

[@RDJ1997]

No cap fr

[@End_Mii]

"Anne Frankly..." Is one of the most underated lines

[@johnmartinez7440]

The idea of Benny just quietly complaining about his weird vape while the Courier is tied up is hilarious.

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

Feels so in character too tho lol

[@AllGirlsCollege]

great man

[@Darth_Niki4]

Shout-out to the man for keepin his priorities straight. Max rizz, zero cap!

[@evidant]

most of it isnt even brainrot asides from the "chat" so its even funnier

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

@@evidant I know!

[@TheDanibits]

"A baby-gronk sized hit of copium" HOLY SHIT

[@GlassbrainZ]

Finally, a realistic depiction of the future.

[@AllGirlsCollege]

my future is hawk tuah fame

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

This is the present day. This happened to my buddy Eric last Tuesday

[@Ecliptor.]

This is more terrifying than an actual nuclear apocalypse

[@GodDamnRider]

Even worst than nuclear winter

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

My favorite example of this is the Onion’s “future reporting” video.

[@derpishthemememerchant5838]

Dommed by the mommy express goes crazy

[@ususfructus5274]

🎶 There was never a rizzler like my Johnny 🎶

[@hardboiled2987]

The rizzler there among us had a big gyatt on his hip

[@GasMaskedThings]

*"Lets j3rk0ff into the gooncave together~"*

[@GasMaskedThings]

*Lets j3rk00f to the g00ncav3 together~*

[@GasMaskedThings]

*Lets zerkoff to the gooncave together*

[@Clayvader]

🎶 The one they call Johnny Goontar🎶

[@solidskullz5736]

“The gyatt was rizzed from the start” is definitely a sentence that made me feel like I was shot in the head upon hearing it

[@mitchellbarton7915]

Lolllll the doc Mitchell interaction makes me want this as a full on mod. Lmaooooo completely changed his personality. 😂

[@jamin12342]

You're starting to stink up the joint 💀

[@ayrtonjoga]

Ngl, a Roast Mitchell mod would be funny as hell

[@stm7810]

the intro change is, New Vegas brainrot intro replacer, on Nexus mods.

[@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist]

No cap

[@stm7810]

@@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist yes, mods usually are free so no caps needed to get them.

[@klein2252]

I’m going to need a full cover of "Blue Goon" immediately

[@azratosh]

That's it. This really is it. This is the last straw. It's time I got my shit together, I'm gonna turn my life around. I can't continue like this.

[@larsthemartian9554]

Now or never, go get 'em!

[@enesbatuhan7833]

it's over for you

[@deadinside9565]

@@enesbatuhan7833 It's joever...

[@richarddenton9215]

Bro, exercise, eat steak, and eggs everyday

[@Clarkamadorian]

@@richarddenton9215heard somewhere the the marvel actor diet consists of chicken and broccoli. I’d start there, see how it goes Then again I don’t have a source to back that up just my memory

[@jeffbo8748]

This is how older people in the 50s saw young boomers when they talked.

[@DougWIngate]

As an autist, "rizzing people without looking them in the face" is my new favourite way of saying we dont make eye contact

[@JamalSnitchy]

As a fellow autist, I agree

[@xjayfromva7730]

Seems like everyone claims to have autism these days… chat clip that

[@reddsyoutuberaffle]

@@xjayfromva7730 Ong I hate it I have Autism and this is one of the only times I mention it to all the other "Autist" stop making your entire personalty being Autistic because other peeps wont care no cap

[@DougWIngate]

@@xjayfromva7730 well I was diagnosed by a doctor but okay

[@WhitePeopleAreAwesome]

​@@xjayfromva7730Same goes for people that like to stick their noses where it don't belong.

[@Zrtaylor_Foxy]

I can tell “The Gyatt was rizzed from the start” came first and you worked backwards from there

[@Kenneth_A_H]

Doc Mitchel was fucking vicious

[@Mandorle21]

"War stays the same, on god"

[@ultraherman7727]

What in the actual rizz

[@candycrystalpremium]

Go back to Ohio

[@buwanbuwaya6927]

Erm, what the sigma?

[@stevenhesson1594]

Bussin moves, bussin moves

[@braxinIV]

“What in GYATT damn” was right there dude. Smh my head.

[@nova_zar]

-"Why did you mog skibidi Kimball?" -"He wanted me to pay fanum tax fr" -"Gyatt"

[@bonkatomicpunch4614]

What a weird vape 🚬

[@frontierjustice2816]

“Woooah easy there! You been edging for a couple days now fr.”💀

[@PhialSubstance]

Haha this was great. I gotta give my no cap opinion though, the Skibidirim one was funnier to me because it followed the original script more closely. The bits that make me laugh the hardest are the lines where you only change one or two words and it completely changes the meaning of the line, e.g. when Tullius' says "Let's get this ratioed" instead of "Let's get this over with". In fairness though NV has such a brief intro, if you did FO3 you'd have a lot more to work with. Imagine growing up in a vault where everyone has brainrot and then they have to take the G.O.A.T. test, lol.

[@leanansidhe3954]

Yes FO3!

[@Johaen89]

G.Y.A.T.T Test

[@ThePigsmasher]

Holy shit... G.O.A.T test... It writes itself!

[@Inexpressable]

Take the goat test to find out what colour your Bugatti is

[@catsandmountains]

Based take fr fr on gawd

[@BizarreHD]

"Just because you say NO CAP, that don't mean you ain't gotta pay" Bro thats actual poetry

[@PepperT21]

We copping the platinum drip with this one 🗣💯

[@Foose3535]

“Chat this things made out of paper”😂

[@hanccccccccccc]

I can only hope this won't be a historically accurate depiction of the future.

[@willowegan602]

"My wife is skibidead."

[@agthe18themperor]

When you get shot the LiveLeak logo appears

[@ciklop4206]

Not a thing

[@ZacHawkins42]

The rest of the gang screams "Worldstar!!!" 😂

[@LovablePWNER]

It would amazing if this could be an entire mod where every NPC talked like this. And then unlike in the base game where when you have Low intelligence you talk like an idiot, having High Intelligence makes it where your character is confused by the NPCs.

[@MeOwOgai]

"I tried to remove as much brainrot from you as possible but 6 hours you spend on TikTok instead of sleeping..." Hahahaha

[@parkouremaster]

The gyatt was rizzed from the start *gunshot* Stop right there, this is just cinema

[@Yaojin2006]

I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE ON THIS WE NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS KEEP MAKING MORE

[@yosefyonin6824]

it doesn't have to be brainrot slang either, the bit with mr. New Vegas was awsome

[@DD-pk3if]

He's not lying, I'm everyone.

[@kgb9440]

@@yosefyonin6824it absolutely has to be brain rot

[@lorenzozapaton4031]

We need a whole mod with this voice covers.

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

Real

[@CzarScruffington]

“Just because you say no cap, that don’t mean you ain’t gotta pay. I STILL WANT YOUR CAPS”😂😂😂

[@natkaney]

Fantastic job, I've lost 2.5 years of memory watching it.

[@reddsyoutuberaffle]

He was put in a vegetative state at the end of this video I am his doctor is typing this out before we choose to unplug him

[@Aliyah_666]

​@@reddsyoutuberaffleThe brainrot got him sigmas...F's in the chat. He'll edge again in heaven, on god fr.

[@reddsyoutuberaffle]

@@Aliyah_666 Fr fr swag is so not wholesome big chungus to see them go I had 17 end up in the same way this week alone no cap dont end up like them you have to thug it out and mog the betas fr fr keep up the sigma grind

[@Aliyah_666]

@@reddsyoutuberaffle I stan this thread on god fr...😂

[@hewamohammed2775]

Bro went from making a really underrated critique video of bioshock infinite to some of the best brainrot content out there. W's in the chat.

[@jazzyjswift]

The fact that this is unironically entertaining is just more evidence that the writing of NV was sublime.

[@vapingfury4460]

Thanks man i worked hard on it

[@MyOxPhat]

"Just because you say no cap, doesn't mean you ain't gotta pay"😂😂😂

[@GodofPing]

Idk blue goon goes wayyy to hard

[@lonelyincorporated1583]

It’s stuck in my head

[@nova_zar]

"What in the sigma? Ayo let's keep it bussin on god, smooth moves like smooth little baby gronks"

[@Ticklethapicklealil]

“Will you feed this simp a grimace shake?” 😂😂😂 omg I’m toast

[@BarokaiRein]

I'm gonna write a fucking fantasy novel in gen alpha slang.

[@hynerium7539]

Bro I would love to see it

[@Mr.scooter-le8yo]

Oh yes, the great battle of the 4chan chuds and the gay furry Dicord moderators. A story for the ages fr.

[@scottski02]

"C'mon Rizzler Frodo, I can't edge for you, but I can edge with you, fr." I hate myself for writing that

[@shredern]

all i need is ai mr new vegas in every fallout going forward

[@bunchanonsense]

Watching this makes me wish for a nuclear winter

[@guatomala1851]

"Anne Frankly" 😂😂

[@taylorjacquez7451]

Bro needs to cook more in the lab, wheezing the whole vid mao

[@Crowbars2]

"But the Skibi-Deal is... The Gyatt was rizzed from the start." **Chef kiss**

[@poprostujotube1880]

My kind of fallout

[@cruizer4356]

"Watch me 360 no scope that beta fire ant with big gyatt. Mogged em back to Ohio" - Boone, probably.

[@swisschese1323]

There should be a FNV mod that turns all dialogue into brainrot after the Courier getting shot in the head.

[@willieearles3151]

God, could you imagine the scientists from Old World Blues with brain rot?

[@Mutant_Mods]

This is amazing

[@Benny-k5t]

This channel is going to blow up hard, we all know it!

[@faismasterx]

On God fr fr.

[@SameBasicRiff]

@@faismasterx Deadass, no cap.

[@ObiWanCanel0ni]

2:22 "Just because you say NO CAP that don't mean you ain't gonna pay" is one of the best fallout jokes out there Please make this a mod for NW and skyrim. I would pay for that shit 😂

[@DS-pq9cg]

I'm not even 5 seconds in and I'm starting to regret watching this video

[@soulie2001]

"Youve made your last goon, kid" "F In chat for getting caught in 4k" Is literally going to be a meme.

[@seelence2075]

I won't cap on baby gronks legacy, long story shortking, unc dun got up from his chair to edge to this video deadass on god.

[@belluh-1iroquois914]

This is what happens when you choose the brainrot trait

[@perezosowf]

Admin cooked

[@eightyhds6789]

I just discovered your channel and since then I have developed 2, three stage brain tumours. 10/10 would recommend

[@eddymercan7487]

Making Doc Mitchell so mean was uncalled for I died multiple times during the intro cutscene

[@whiletrue13]

I wont be able to get Blue Goon out of my head

[@UrsineArms]

I will never psychologically recover from this

[@mauricio_p1214]

The gyatt was rizzed from the start. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Yaojin2006]

LMAO this video was post just right after i got all achievements for New Vegas

[@agamer203]

Respect. You're one of the 9 people in the entire universe who knows how to play Caravan

[@faismasterx]

@@agamer203 9th here. I learned too late. But when I did, I never lost a game.

[@agamer203]

@@faismasterx you have my undying respect, courier

[@faismasterx]

@@agamer203 Thanks friend. Build your decks with kings, jacks, 10s, 9s, 8s and 7s. Nothing else. Quickly make your caravans with any of the numbers or with a king. Use the jacks to disrupt your opponent's caravans. ggez

[@TMagician]

1:04 when streamers find a chatter making fun of them

[@BlackMasterJoe89]

I'm loving these Gen Alpha Slang vids. And I love Blue Goon by Frank Simp-natra LOL

[@Xanderhal]

You have the secret sauce.

[@Mr.scooter-le8yo]

I didn't expect you to be here

[@rzan1700]

Can't believe they brain-rotted the song, bruh 💀

[@CJMattis]

Which line was the most brain-rotten? Also keep the comments rolling in, you guys are hilarious fr! Thanks for watching, some support links in the description (for those awesome folks who messaged me about it)

[@MrStealYoLighter]

"Dommed by the mommy express" kinda takes the cake can't lie

[@protogionlastname6003]

every one

[@TheValiantFox]

"F in chat for getting caught in 4k" and "The gyatt was rizzed from the start"

[@ShonkySquad]

Starting off strong with "Blue Goon" I was not expecting

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

Despite using brainrot language, you sprinkle it in so masterfully that it adds to the experience of watching the video instead of being distracting and cringe. Basically, please make more of these. Maybe Fallout 4 next?

[@bigh213]

I’m a blue goon because I don’t have a gyatt of my own😔

[@TRez98]

This was absolutely horrible. Liked and subscribed

[@thomashawkins6154]

2:07 “Anne Frankly” lol

[@SussyBaka-nx4ge]

we need a full "blue goon" lmao

[@HurrpyDurrDerp]

"anne frankly" based

[@bipolarshawty7169]

I expected this to be very bad but blue goon immediately did more mental damage than I can express through just commenting alone

[@Durz0.]

This is actually peak media

[@AntrozLPs]

The thing is, there probably are some 250 year old Ghouls out there in the wasteland who would actually speak like this.

[@gnarrlly]

chat, why is this so good

[@powercore1987]

Benny's voice sounded like an actual person talking more than any other AI voice I've ever heard, and Mr. New Vegas is an AI in the games so somehow CJ managed to break into an AI's recording booth.

[@LPUMasterX]

That opening song lives in my head rent free. I can't stop singing it.

[@stephensmith7948]

“Deadass war stays the same, on god.”😂

[@dallassunderland]

“Blue goon”, immediately knew we’re so cooked man

[@decadence_7075]

"You've been edging for a couple of days now, fr" - Doctor Mitchell

[@JamalSnitchy]

The brain rot Frank Sinatra traumatized me.

[@noahleveille366]

Baby gronk sized hit of copium hit me out of nowhere that was an incredible use of gen z brianrot lingo

[@The_Haruspex]

Ah. So if it was written by the writers of Redfall. Got it.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

Doc Mitchell roasting the f*ck outta the courier lol

[@ConorMacFJB]

Bro, Skyrim one was hilarious, but i didn't realise you were the Plot Doctor. Your BioShock video was outstanding.

[@sirtonyedgar]

I like the steam fps counter on the top left