Fallout New Vegas - All Low Intelligence Speech Checks

[@samanthaofcatarina]

"You must have some special business for them to let you through" "Nuh uh" I love that so much lol

[@TK--ch9jl]

"I wear computer, make me color of ground, make me color of sky." *Nuh uh.* *Yuh uh.*

[@apollojustice5338]

FYM NUH-UH

[@TK--ch9jl]

@@apollojustice5338 i mean *nuh uh*

[@rudhra5957]

Nuh uh 💅

[@TheRandom_Emu]

Im with the brotherwood of seal

[@sarinat3101]

"Are you a soldier or a scientist?" "me pet animals" lmao

[@beyondreckless9249]

it's "aminals"

[@tremendousyeet3467]

"Me shoulder" is what got me rolling on the floor.

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

I make pizza

[@rudhra5957]

​@@HyperkalemiaSineWave "Warm... warm never changes"

[@thegaminghistorian1209]

5 year old me when I was found in the zoo alone

[@reagansido5823]

"Just don't help bad people, and I'll help you." (2 seconds later) "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!?"

[@henrys3138]

Time for the NCR roast!

[@Johnthecardboardsmileyface]

It's giving *You burnt my house to the ground*

[@antiquefuturistic]

I am just surprised developers let that doctor to be a companion option. He would suck at combat

[@fluorideinthechat7606]

@@antiquefuturistic You’d be surprised, Arcade’s a pretty nice combatant what with his Plasma Defender and the Better Healing Perk.

[@darnit1944]

​@@antiquefuturistic He grew up with Enclave soldiers. Surely they taught him a thing or two about combat and survival

[@chardaskie]

One of my favorite things from fallout is when an NPC is just flabbergasted by your idiocy

[@tanker00v25]

Idiocy*

[@chardaskie]

@@tanker00v25 thank you

[@HellishSpoon]

i know people make mistakes all the time but there is something ironic about misspelling "idiocy"

[@imbaroud5273]

​@@tanker00v25 🤓

[@tanker00v25]

@@imbaroud5273 😐

[@JDsVarietyVideo]

I love that the Brotherhood just decides to kill you when your burp in their face, like you committed the treasonous act.

[@deanm4905]

To be honest, I would have burped in his face myself. What does he expect if he talks to people like that?

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

@@deanm4905 expects them to respect his power armor and laser rifle

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

​@BlackMasterRoshi he should respect my straight razor and running water.

[@cowlinator]

He sounded bored. "You are hereby... *sigh*... condemned to execution... *sigh*"

[@ignignoktthemooninite3679]

They're a bunch of techno fetishes. I always wipe them out in all my playthroughs

[@rakeflow5531]

"Are you a maker of war, or peace?" "Pizza." best fucking game of the century

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

That's reassuring :) Ignacio don't mind at all honestly nice of him.

[@Josh-fj9hi]

I love this every fucking time

[@Jebu911]

Idiot dialogue here is good but i prefer fallout 2 because you cant act smart anywhere you are always an idiot and the game has every character act different because of it.

[@Amber_Valentine]

But does pizza even exist tho, I enevr see one in the game

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

@@Amber_Valentine I mean with how much random shit that gets thrown in everytime that should be long gone I wouldn't be surprised if Pizza exists still

[@robotom6595]

I love that you can somehow charm Arcade to follow you despite having the computing power of a brick

[@henrypulido4811]

The Courier and the bad bit-... Good boi he pulled by being "S.P.E.C.I.A.L"

[@gamenut112]

ah! the courier has sub brick computing power. Having the computing power of a brick would be an improvement.

[@Skullhawk13]

The idea is you’re so stupid Arcade sees leaving you without adult supervision as tantamount to murder

[@Gilhelmi]

I mean. If you saw a child wandering about with grenades and guns and Nuclear artillery, wouldn't you also want to go along to supervise them? I wouldn't, I like to live. But Arcade Gannon is better than me.

[@myself2noone]

@@Gilhelmi I mean it might be cool. He will probably do something funny!

[@dharkbizkit]

that "implant/plant" joke dialog must have been a nightmare for the localisation teams in some countries

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

Lol oh the horrific struggles localisation is one hell of a pain in the ass

[@delilah1377]

they probably just changed it to some other joke

[@reset123451]

well, is implante/planta in spanish so we are lucky for this time

[@WormsMaster100]

@@Morhan_Jehnez As someone who studied to be a translator, i can confirm

[@euclidismybro1451]

@@WormsMaster100 As someone who didn't study to be a translator, ok

[@bronzecomeshome9517]

The best low intelligence interaction is always with Ignacio, where he completely ignores that you are low intelligence

[@_TristanGray]

I really hear it as him having a lot of compassion for a simpleton. Treating the courier like a toddler lmao

[@willishuntley9062]

My favorite is the vagrant interaction at 4:10

[@HomicidalTh0r]

@@willishuntley9062 It's my favorite as well.

[@DevoGaming93]

"I make Pizza." "Others who have made those claims...."

[@michael_krueger]

I guess it makes sense when his coworker is a giant idiot anyways lol

[@mikedawolf95]

1:24 “Pizza” response implies pizza somehow survived the Great War and people out there are making pizza.

[@sabianwatts8515]

"That's reassuring"

[@sabianwatts8515]

Veronica jokingly orders a brahmin burger when you go with her to the hidden valley bunker. It's likely that many culinary recipes and cookbooks survived the Great War.

[@NewPaulActs17]

you're right- but there's never been pizza in-game as food/consumable, has there?

[@theslavbeing335]

@@NewPaulActs17 probably in some upper-class region of NCR

[@jayyoudeeee9096]

It’s literally bread and sauce what’s so surprising about that?

[@speaksoftly6944]

The idea of a fully grown man/woman screaming "ICE CREAM" at a flying robot as a speech check, and fucking succeeding is so funny to me 😂😂

[@nighthero7]

In fallout 3, there was a part that you needed to go into a school, but the machines were hostile. BUT if you had low intelligence, I think picking the 'ice cream' option when it asks why you are here, makes it think that you were a special needs kid & would not be hostile to you.

[@smooth9075]

You can also pass this speech check with Luck 7 .... by also saying Ice cream

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Fully grown man/woman that probably has at least 9 in str/end/agi/luck as you have 1 int and char. So basically "Special" Superman or Hulk. And i gotta say if Hulk screamed "ICE CREAAAAM!!" at me i would accept that password too.

[@nexdemise4182]

In FO4 when accosted by a Mr. Gutsy one of the options is to say "Go fuck yourself you crazy robot". Hilariously enough the robot will decide that a Chinese infiltrator wouldn't say that, wishes you a nice day, and leaves.

[@Luis-rz7oo]

​@smooth9075 yea that's pretty funny

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

I love how Ignacio acknowledges your low intellect, but still fully understands what you (are trying to) say to him

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

Ignacio is one of the most polite characters in the game for the fact that he doesn’t talk down to low INT Courier

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

Yea good for Ignacio he understands what you mean doesn't try to correct you, just goes along with it knowing what you mean.... unless you actually did want pizza.

[@DTKloves8]

dude might be the most reasonable man in the wasteland.

[@RamdomView]

Ignacio is a Follower of the Apocalypse. His training no doubt included lessons on understanding people whose brains had been melted.

[@carterpitbull7366]

@@urthofthenewsun8465Ranger Milo didn’t either! I mean he said “you’re special” but then explained the analogy in the most simple way to him 😂

[@TheRealGears]

1:33 One thing I will always love about robots in fallout. They're so unstable that using them *incorrectly* often makes them function properly.

[@bush2239]

ICEEE CREEEEEAAAAM!!!!

[@Wreck_RS]

For those that don’t know the science speech check that requires 80 points to get into Vegas is 1C 3C R34 M put that together 1C3 CR34M the character is actually a mastermind.

[@doughboywhine]

There is a luck check for the same encounter where you will say the same thing. Ice Cream seems to be a passcode

[@pain3236]

I think a terminal also tells you the password is ice cream

[@Electracion]

@@pain3236 Iirc you can also get it with a high enough luck.

[@skip2094]

The encounter at 4:10. He speaks so elegantly because your intelligence is so low. If you have high intelligence he just rambles on and you can't understand him.

[@jayyoudeeee9096]

Cheers for stating the obvious

[@misspineapple553]

i was wondering why i could actually understand him for once lmao

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@jayyoudeeee9096cheers for being an ass

[@current3109]

Truly eloquently spoken

[@selfloathingweekly]

Its a throwback to Tor's cows in F2

[@BaeBunni]

ah the best comeback "you stinky"

[@jacksonbeeftown6908]

Completely mentally destroyed Silus at that speech. He is definitely thinking of killing himself because of that instead of the cowardice he showed.

[@GenocideLv]

its so moronically childish and concise i burst out laughing

[@Gilhelmi]

I like Arcade Gannon. He just wants to help a special needs person who is destined for something that they don't understand.

[@wolfen26]

There is even some special dialogue with Arcade if you have both low intelligence and the Confirmed Bachelor perk. It's pretty funny.

[@megarigged]

​@@wolfen26 What is it?

[@blackjacka.5097]

​@@wolfen26like?

[@domeen0gt895]

​@@wolfen26TELL US YOUR SECRETS WENCH

[@HighMarshalBiggusDickus]

We all need an arcade in our lives

[@geoffreyguestion2843]

Funny part about Cannibal Johnson's dialogue is that Sergeant Dornan actually shows patience when interacting with a low-INT character.

[@julietkilo9716]

Interact with a drill sergeant sometime. They act angry with perfectly average 5 INT people, those are generally too shocked by the act. They act particularly angry with high INT, because they should know better And for low INT, they tend towards a patience with an edge of humor, often placing them in the care of more capable soldiers for coaching Dealing with knuckleheads is pretty much in the job description

[@blastovich]

Sergeant Dornan is based

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@julietkilo9716 you've never played fallout 2, have you dumb-dumb?

[@SnakeEyes.MP4]

@@blastovichbased, and 500 and teennn years old pilled

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

OH LOVELY THEY SENT ME A MO RON!!

[@gb9884]

It's also cool how the doctor gives you the intelligence implant for a decent discount too.

[@carmineking846]

That’s a nod to fallout 1 I think since it happens there too

[@FlipWarBucks]

The guy going from incoherent mumbling to “friend, I just happened to…” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erickolb8581]

A person stupider than him must have been really sobering. "I can't be that dumb, I really need to quit these drugs and stop disgracing myself. Otherwise I'll end up at least as bad as this guy." LOL

[@rishavganguly92]

I think that's a translation.

[@Wreck_RS]

It’s like regular show when Mordecai and Rigby drank Brain Max they were both so smart that they started talking gibberish to everyone else but between the two it was a normal conversation.

[@YukiColburn]

I believe Fallout 2 had a similar interaction to this one Iirc it's a translation of what they're actually saying ... It's funnier when you think about the fact they're probably mumbling nonsense

[@user-tl9gp4dn4q]

I believe its a monty python reference theres a scene where a guy is mumbling to a other guy and when the guards leave he talks normally

[@artemisarrow179]

Ranger Milo is a good man taking special care to explain things to a mentally challenged person in the middle of a war zone

[@sebastiann.8088]

He's so nice 😊

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

It's OK, I'll take my straight razor in there and cut up them snakes for you.

[@Krejii05]

Its kinda sad how rude people are to you, ik its fallout but man it makes me happy seeing people be nice

[@SommerSen]

​@@Krejii05its the way everyone talks down to you or makes jabs at you on so many of the dialogues. Like they just want to feel superior to you even though you have been literally shot in the head and can't understand what they're saying. Hell, even the Followers doctor at the new vegas clinic insults your intelligence, and the dialogue choice might as well be you mishearing what she said

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

@@Krejii05 Floofer! :>

[@rudolvondankheim1951]

For years until the pandemic I thought these dialogs were for everyone cause I never put points into intelligence, and it turns out they were not normal dialogs and never noticed I was getting called slow for years on fallout new veges

[@andrefasching1332]

meanwhile me being too arrogant to go for a "less than 10 intelligence" build yelling at virtual farmers for not understanding me

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

That's what it's like being low intelligence. Lack of awareness of the world around you.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

After a bunch of playthroughs I use exploits and cheats to unlock 10 in all SPECIALs and most perks. It's really surprising how many options you get in the weirdest moments.

[@crunchysalmons]

you never noticed dialogue like “i is scientist” and “yes! pizza”…… so not only do you exclusively make low int characters in the fallout game with the hardest speech checks but irl you’re clearly pretty simple as well if you pay that little attention to dialogue to never notice that your characters are all talking like toddlers

[@teodoraristic822]

bro has INT 1 irl

[@cabbagyboi9129]

Honestly, credit to Arcade and Ranger Milo. Arcade shows patience dealing with the Courier that just about no one else does and Milo actually explains the metaphor instead of just saying “forget it, you’re too stupid to understand”

[@ItsGreenHerring]

Meanwhile the legion calls you an idiot

[@Fiemus9]

So sweet lol. 😅 Ignacios probably the sweetest though. No judgement

[@SkullpunkArt]

I know, right?

[@tannermaxwell7321]

I just love that the Courier’s brain can tilt inside it’s container and blow out smoke when it’s frustrated.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Which you can also come on to, which results in pure disgust from your own brain

[@YouGotTheL]

its

[@tannermaxwell7321]

@@YouGotTheL good for you.

[@YouGotTheL]

@@tannermaxwell7321 Good for you to know better grammar

[@RyanMcCready-e3h]

If the courier has low intelligence how is his brain still smart?

[@captc0ck5lap60]

Poor Ignacio Rivas. Imagine this hulking wastelander walking in, bedecked in heavy armour and strapped with a gun and/or enormous hammer that could annihilate you in an instant. You hesitantly but politely ask what he's here for when he lumbers up to you. His answer: a bone-chilling, monotone "I pet aminals." Terrifying Presence move over because I would run all the way east till I hit the sea.

[@leigonveteran113]

“Are you associated with any factions?” “NUH UH”

[@artemsgameschannel727]

"FYM NUH UH!?"

[@Alec_Reaper]

I love the idea that the low intelligence courier accidentally turns on ARCHIMEDES

[@redbuno]

Arcade screaming at the top of his lungs made me choke 😂

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

Arcade: Screaming* Courier: hehe he shiny laser shoot ground!

[@usernametaken017]

oopsies

[@nathanniesche6380]

One thing that baffles me about this game is why your character goes from "I is scientistic" to actually speaking coherent sentences.

[@HTacianas]

It would be time consuming to rewrite every line of dialogue to reflect low intelligence, so they just did a few funny options to show it off and left ones that wouldn't have a different outcome alone.

[@nathanniesche6380]

@@HTacianas I just think it would make more sense to have the character say bafflingly stupid things like you see with some of the low intelligence dialogue rather than "googoogaga" talk.

[@HeckPoliceman]

@@HTacianas I blame it on voice acting. Since you'd have to pay the VAs to react to the low INT choices. Without voice acting you actually could re-write the script to reflect dumb-dumb interactions.

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@nathanniesche6380 For a mechanic that originally influenced nothing more than your stats im glad we got what we got regarding speech check variety

[@NEPAAlchey]

​@@HTacianasVampire the Masquerade rewrote every line of dialogue for the crazy faction. Todd could do it!

[@Sipliminal]

2:31 Silus: Calling you a worm Lone Ranger: *i diagnose you with stinky*

[@SpartanA054Moose]

Fallout New Vegas - All Smoothest Brain Speech Checks

[@kienpham2186]

The speech is not too smooth but the brain does

[@albadude1922]

Downs speech checks

[@AroAceGamer]

Koala speech check

[@mb-rc4zu]

Smart brain, ugly, bumpy, yuck. Smooth brain, sleek, streamlined, clean.

[@SpenceJS87]

Hey there smoothskin.

[@fawkewe]

Its a shame Caesar doesn’t have any stupidity checks as hes a very well read character. It would be hilarious.

[@tfordham13]

He might

[@stm7810]

He has a lower Int than a mole rat, he gets Hegal wrong, by instead getting Fichte wrong, failing to understand basic dialectics, and is especially wrong relative to later works like dialectical materialism. Edward is a fascist larper, other than his charisma and basic combat skills he's no different to your average 4chan user.

[@yueren3646]

Ironically, his special intelligence stat is only 4 points, just 1 point lower than snuggle's.

[@demilembias2527]

@@yueren3646 I mean, that makes sense. idk if I'd put him as low as 4 but part of what makes him such a good villain is how egotistically pseudo-intellectual he is, and how he thinks he's an epic bigbrain who chooses to rule through force because of his deep understanding of human nature, when in reality he blatantly misunderstands history and philosophy and is really a raider warlord like anyone else. kinda reminds me of your average twitter bluecheck these days...

[@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX]

He’s not well read. What he claims are Hegelian dialectics are just… not.

[@Hairysteed]

10:50 Love how Fantastic is shitting his pants because he's still outmatched! 🤣

[@remembertedcruz7213]

Lol the only npc dumber than an intelligence 1 player

[@codysellers4151]

Fantastic has negative intelligence, even a 1 intelligence courier is several leagues smarter than him. lol

[@htchn]

I like the fact that ignacio's dialogue remains the exact same despite the player saying pure nonsense, it's like he's used to talking to dumb people and doesn't even bat an eye when seeing someone so dumb

[@danielvictor3262]

Tbf he's working with Fantastic

[@jace9986]

4:10 i don’t know how many times people will say this, but I’ve played this game since the year it came out, and I’ve never ever even seen this encounter, anywhere.

[@BioshockDrill]

The lower your intelligence the smarter he sounds. At max, he just grunts I think.

[@kotzpenner]

This is the best one

[@Vetaul]

@@BioshockDrill At max intelligence you can’t talk to him, he instead just snickers and starts coughing profusely

[@kavinskysmith4094]

it'd be funny if this was an inclination of things to come, like with the wild wasteland perk the rest of the bullet comes out at a set random time and suddenly you have Mark II intelegence score with the improper spelling still intact or the option to put it back in lol and jesus how did these guys do this much with a game that took 18 months, and 5 years latter we got fallout 4, where your playing a Dave Folley Yesman simulator for every broke air head in the commonwealth ugh............ welp, we know what perk Mr it just works chose at his character creation screen, I'll tell you that much lol and huh............oh god....... great now I wonder if it would be possible to make a meme playthrough full of every dumb quote that guy has ever said lol like the yesmen tooddd HOWWARDDD playthrough lol

[@G_Macks]

it's a reference to another low intelligence encounter in Fallout 2

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Fantastic is a high charisma, low intelligence, average+ wisdom character. He knows when he's beat. xD

[@cultofhampter]

"I've got a theoretical degree in physics" "Welcome to the team" -NCR accepting Fantastic

[@doughboywhine]

Less charisma, more luck

[@monkofdarktimes]

He was better than the other group before him

[@aarondonald1611]

@@doughboywhine Luck, Charisma, and Endurance. Walks the entire wasteland getting into hijinks

[@sergiochan005]

There's also one when you first met Chet, a shopkeeper in Goodsprings: Normal: What makes surplus ammo inferior? Low INT: Why is surplus ammo not good?

[@tfordham13]

What does he say

[@Resi1ience]

When Joe Cobb leaves the inn, the dialogue changes too. High intelligence: "I overheard your argument. What happened?" Low intelligence: "That guy seemed mad."

[@Your.typical.German.2.]

Facial Recognition Scanner: this floor is for executive’s only! identify who you are! Player: ICECREAM!! Facial Recognition Scanner: Ahhh Icecream is back! Hasn’t been here for hundreds of years, must of been busy and took a vacation.

[@naenae2350]

I think it was supposed to be just a luck 7 speech only, but its pretty funny that it works on low int

[@DarkonFullPower]

​@@naenae2350 It checks for both. Low Int gets it for "free." Others require 7 luck.

[@Skullhawk13]

@@DarkonFullPowerit’s actually not the same option. Luck takes a wild guess. Morons mistake the MR.handy for an ice cream machine, hence the different punctuation :3

[@jorgemunoz1953]

4:16 love how the hard alcoholic becomes a sober distinguish individual after hearing you talk

[@Scruffest]

Maybe the smartest conversation requires to be the most dumbest?

[@elsgare8485]

Okay, but shout out to ranger Milo for being such a cool dude whenever face to face with an obvious dimwit

[@handsdowntoo7150]

Yeah, it's oddly heart-warming how quickly he explains the snake thing to your character so you can understand it.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

​@@handsdowntoo7150being a ranger he's probably had to deal with non English speaking tribals before

[@mustafam3285]

It’s like a compilation of my everyday interactions.

[@generalmcterror2718]

Dean Domino is just vicious to low intelligence characters. Usanagi is kinda brutal too. Honestly I think Lt. Monroe is the funniest to not react, I’m kind of curious what his thoughts were the second he heard the courier speak like they’re 5 years old. Of course the fact Ignacio says that’s reassuring to the pizza line is too good as well.

[@PolishGod1234]

Dean Domino is just vicious -to low intelligence characters- Would work too

[@AntlionUncletruthin]

11:45 is the best voice acting I've ever heard

[@vingasoline5068]

That delivery fucking killed me lol. I gotta play through the DLCs again, it’s been a minute

[@filipbitala2624]

Hnh?

[@thedeergod435]

Bomb go boom

[@cavetrollvillageidiot3095]

Lieutenant Monroe: "I can't disobey orders, can I?" Courier: "They were nice. You should be nice too." Monroe, trying not to cry: *I can't say no to this absolute bean*

[@joshuagraham1800]

Imagine like a 30ish year old man saying something like that to you omg

[@bigmannn2443]

The smartest companion you can get in the game can be recruited by having very low intelligence, this is why I love Obsidian.

[@ShieldArk]

It's also available to gay male courier's

[@hunter99225]

Finally a Courier I can relate to.

[@Justacheese]

He shows up at your door shouts "ME BRING PACKAGE!" and throws it with all his might at your feet. Then he crab walks away with the posture of someone who's shat himself for the past 3 days.

[@Wyattthemfbyers]

@@JustacheeseICE CREAM

[@Poopenfarden]

​@@Justacheese ME SHOULDER...

[@Corky1O1c]

Magic screen put on my phone 1 minute ago? Me watch. Me like.

[@Adodinge]

Praise the all knowing algorithm

[@coruptcheese9282]

Hard unserdand, but steel like :)

[@Paragon._.]

I like how Arcade decides to go with you because he feels bad for the Courier

[@kennford]

7:55 "Old Sergeant Dornan wouldve had a field day with you" great throwback

[@resudog858]

IKR lmao

[@DarknessOfRedbone]

YOU MO-RON!! GET BACK TO YOUR GUARD POST!!

[@Blue_Mr_Gutsy]

Surprisingly most the other Enclave in Fallout 2 are actually nice towards the low intelligence Chosen One

[@nikolayrodriguez272]

1:33 bro really said ice cream and the robot went: "understandable, have a nice day" 💀

[@louissee5599]

The vagrant interaction has to be the best one

[@diobuthesconfused7507]

Absolutely

[@DogsRNice]

Quite right, my compliments to the developers for such a memorable encounter with such a fine individual

[@bn-tc2tk]

Its basically Peter and his dad having their drunk unintelligible, intelligent conversation

[@Stormfight_1000]

0:58 The “Nuh uh” Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

[@JohnZiTAB]

4:10 This part was priceless! Every day my appreciation for New Vegas grows.

[@Archdornan9001]

Ave. True to Pizza

[@marko-gj1uj]

I wanna see this

[@GreatestPurge]

HA! ice cream is the check for repconn for both low and high intelligence. very clever

[@thefriendlyelephant1280]

It's also if you have high luck

[@phoenixmatthias2632]

Courier goes "bUuRp* Paladin of the Steel Brotherhood: "And...I took that personally"

[@adamjunod3426]

"so anyways I started blasting"

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

Pizza

[@ToasterBrains13]

I guess The Think Tank were right about the Courier’s brain being barely wrinkled

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

The low int/high luck check in repconn HQ ("ICE CREAM!") is so great 😂

[@painisliving713]

I drive semi trucks all day for work and I broke down at the start of my day and at the middle of my day and I found this video while waiting for my guy to show up and it gave me a smile I desperately needed. 😆

[@jordanlayfield]

I drive too, driver!

[@mansrevenge]

Wow. Ive only played this with high speech and charisma, didn't know the dialog was so well written

[@legacytag]

I can't tell what's funnier, people getting dumbfounded by how stupid you can be Or people just understanding you completely

[@iowasucks9494]

8:46 the option for “ha ha youre dumber than me” must be a deep burn from someone with 1 intelligence 😂

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

*Sgt. Dornan bursts through the wall.* “YOU MO-RON!!”😂

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

WHERE IS YO POWET ARMOER

[@agentpiltdown]

Of all the ones that made me laugh, it was 2:46 and the literal Legion Snakes that got me the most, god damn. New Vegas was so good. It's funny to think more time has elapsed now from its release than between then and when Fallout 2 was released

[@ZeroTheHunter]

4:10 i've seen a lot of funny dialog in new vegas, but this is peak comedy writting lmao

[@Neeckin]

Why would Arcade even let you need that thing? It's really his fault that happened, not us

[@chungusthewise2906]

This is a consistent take with the level 1 INT courier

[@benthemother3fan884]

Low int characters are like the orb of confusion. They make the people around them dumber

[@FlareFluff]

8:24 that transition from dazzle to eddy

[@kirabee4134]

The dialog with the drunkard is perfect 😂

[@kotzpenner]

Me playing games to not deal with reality. This be too real.

[@Bartooc]

Pizza

[@sickturret3587]

Ice Cream!

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

So me can think good

[@OctopusH2O]

You no play You realy gay

[@Takero-Sc]

13:41 my god... the Sierra madre ambient sound bring me back a lot of nostalgia 😢

[@oogabooga6411]

You need to let go

[@mongface2059]

4:36 Stupidity so incredibly dumb it cancels out and becomes a hidden language

[@maxkonters5868]

Turned him into a Skyrim character real quick🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElijahW2003]

I think your brain also says that its intellegence was increased through dissolved Mentats and being fed a bunch of fine literature when you ask it how it got so smart.

[@EncouragedEntity]

"Uh oh, you've made me angry" absolutely destroyed me 😂😂😂😂😂 Then "are you, my brain?" Finished me off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@slaviclettuce7937]

I like the idea of beating the absolute crap out of a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin after burping in his face.

[@nocandidate]

A body without a brain meets a brain without a body 5:37

[@adonailr9667]

What about the spine???

[@Platos-ec8kb]

@@adonailr9667Bro, the spine is a part of the body

[@GrillimPopsy]

@@Platos-ec8kband how i can get it out?

[@AbdEl-Rahman555]

@@Platos-ec8kb Lier

[@alexbrufladt171]

“You one of them special folks ain’t ya?”

[@gtrzmbe9390]

"How much money do you owe this, Reaper guy?" 🤣

[@Ian-on7po]

I had no idea low intelligence generated special dialogue, this is hilarious!

[@danilima6970]

Another Obsidian game that does the same is neverwinter nights.

[@thefriendlyelephant1280]

I just discovered this today. I know how my next playthrough is going be 😂

[@silversomnia]

1:33 I thought this part was just the Courier saying something completely random, but figuring out that they think that the robot's an ice cream dispenser makes it five times as funny.

[@Hurtydwarf]

"Fully qualified physician." Qualified by who? What school is giving out certifications in the nuclear wasteland?

[@TheMasterUnity]

Followers of the Apocalypse have a university in the Boneyard, I’d also imagine there is other schools in NCR

[@chungusthewise2906]

Sometimes you forget this is 2 centuries after the apocalypse and that humanity has made strides to restore it self in some respects. That’s a great example of some good ol’ world building

[@worlds3061]

Fallout in my opinion is classified as a Post-post Apocalypse game where humanity already rebuild civilization to the point that people don't really need to scrapes for food or water anymore. So things like universities, schools, institutions, ect, already existed with some qualified doctors and professors even by modern standard.

[@worlds3061]

Bethesda fucked that up with fallout 3 and 4 where most people are still depicted living like savages even 200 years after the nuclear apocalypse.

[@trainee5471]

@@worlds3061 I by no means consider FO3's writing great, but I don't see it as contradictory to other games. Fallout 3's Capital Wasteland was bombed into oblivion, is plagued with raiders, slavers and super mutants, so the civilization there does not have much chances to pick itself up. Exploring the wasteland with rare solitary communities which are trying to pick up the pieces of the old world is a different mood compared to diving into FNV's boiling pot of factions and ideologies, and I respect and like FO3 for being that

[@user-je3sk8cj6g]

4:25 the two absolutely brain dead characters absolutely understanding each other with the most pristine clarity is the most wholesome thing ever

[@joking_oregon1]

I love that ignacio rivas doesnt treat you any differently

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

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[@codysellers4151]

He’s a Follower, they are genuinely good people unless they go the route of Edward/Caesar

[@unib4324]

I love even though its a post apocalyptic setting even the most vile person takes their time to help you understand

[@patricknapier5806]

Always wondered what the hell happened to the Followers with people that claimed to follow the orders of pizza and to have him say "That's reassuring, although many who've made that claim to the Followers of the Apocalypse over the years have had less then pure intentions".

[@ono-micho]

the courier meant peace in pizza also me shoulder

[@pheo4156]

i think he just doesnt comment on your intelligence at all. I always assumed its cause hes just like. a nice dude.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

He probably thought pizza meant peace. As someone with a speech impediment, it happens a lot when people are trying to be nice. I say the correct number or letter weirdly and they just write them the wrong one to not question me.

[@GiegueX]

xdd

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

He means peace, and that line is a reference to Caesar and how he was originally a Follower of the Apocalypse before he created the Legion.

[@SilverFang2789]

I have to wonder what a 1 Intelligence, 10 Charisma build would look like

[@HaZzArDRefleXGamer]

I am crying how Brain-tank is struggling to make his point 😂😂😂

[@kyleh698]

Thank you for this! Very entertaining!

[@AlternativeGamingChannel]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@JampingVan]

0:15 i can imagine Courier this 🥺👉👈

[@ExySmexy]

That brain sure is sassy

[@brocksells197]

My favorites are the ones with guys like Arcade or Milo where they are trying so hard to be nice to the absolute buffoon standing in front of them

[@KuueenKumi]

The "me shoulder!" bit got me so bad the first time I played through it, I reloaded about 3 times just to relive that amazingness.

[@cultofhampter]

"YOU STINKY"💀💀

[@tinytrtle5681]

this is more expansive than I thought, all I really remembered was the ignacio/TALOS-1 stuff and a few others. but it still doesn't go far enough, if you've got 1 intelligence, you should have the option to have "gorilla communicating through 1-3 word sentence sign language" level speech options with everyone.

[@Collin_J]

Fallout 1 and 2 did this. Probably easier when there's no voice acting to rewrite all the dialogue

[@hank26381]

"Oh lovely, they sent me a MOR-ON."

[@yeetusfeetus3059]

"How dare you belch in the face of a Paladin of the Brotherhood of Steel. I hereby sentence you to death." Yeah, makes sense

[@TheLastRaven6]

OMFG! I love that, if you are dumb enough you can perfectly understand the Vagrant.

[@crimsonreaper2725]

5:28 That’s it. I’m deleting the Brotherhood. They shall know fury like none other before.

[@mr.fauxnie3044]

“Are you maker of war? Or peace?” “Pizza” “That’s reassuring”

[@jordanbiggs5615]

i hope there'll be more fallout games that does more stuff like that. It'll always be hilarious when NPCs react how dumb the courier can be

[@bwillsskates2638]

The dialogue with the vagrant was hilarious lmao he randomly became super well spoken

[@Kaltsit-]

I don’t understand why the Courier’s brain was getting annoyed when YOURE LITERALLY NOT HELPING THE COURIER COMPUTE ATM

[@hunterharpool4001]

This one of he many things that made fallout new Vegas fun to replay.