Skyrim Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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This was inspired by the Fallout 4 version that was made by Pursuit, so go check that video out as well.
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[@CJMattis]

FALLOUT 3 Brainrot is my most recent one, feel free to check it out as well! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZobdoKOGhrCWgposi=YEJAnf9lMP-Ss_9y

[@TheNumerosopher]

I'm still dying laughing from this one 😂😂😂😂

[@kvachu2397]

I already did and it's amazing too.

[@thomasmilburn199]

Shapiro, jones, tate, adolf. This is gold xD

[@sarkath7758]

When Alduin lands, General Tulius should shout "Chat, is this real?"

[@MattHatter360]

Read this with xqc's voice, is it too late for me?

[@milk_expanse]

​@@MattHatter360 bro is cooked💀💀💀

[@cheesehead8952]

@@MattHatter360 Then it would be more like ""C-c-c-chatisthisehrealeh-h?"

[@turkeykent3719]

@@MattHatter360yes

[@SpliffQuest]

Alduin: * lands * Tullius: ".............Cheeto."

[@BillBrothersHeatingandAir]

“A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio” needs to go one someone’s tombstone. Not mine, but someone’s.

[@Xorberax]

@@BillBrothersHeatingandAir 💀😂

[@nogum9763]

that line belongs on a shirt

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

That one wrecked me

[@tozpeak]

Huh, I may finally change my tg status after all these years.

[@aethyr9799]

Coward

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

amazing

[@CJMattis]

Wow, thanks! 😅

[@gabrielmm8441]

the rizzler himself

[@PFVHL2]

sigma

[@duckstabed7381]

Garbage slang actually, tho still funny to make fun of

[@darthmauve]

thats crazy

[@rence234]

"which is better? To be born sigma? Or to overcome your cringe nature through great grinding"

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"The Kell, the Edging Scroll..."

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@Flesh_Wizard ''The Kek, the Edging Scroll...''

[@dbxvhero9006]

Thank you, Partysnacks. Very cool.

[@paloim]

​@@TheStraightestWhitestI wish alphoids knew what kek was

[@pissapocalypse]

Honestly I want that on a shirt

[@AmariFukui]

Imagine waking up from a Coma and hearing people talk like this

[@AllGirlsCollege]

we talk like this all the time lol 😂

[@AnIdeaMind]

Going right back into Coma please

[@pierreo33]

@@AllGirlsCollege literal brainrot

[@tylera86]

That’s sorta the plot to Idiocracy

[@michelg3811]

In all honesty “yapping” has been used for a long time. So at least that would be familiar

[@peterduprey7286]

I’m disappointed in myself. Not because I didn’t understand this video, but because I did.

[@cityhunter6969]

God bless I didn’t

[@R3bel02]

fax

[@triciablouin2776]

Same, its so cringe I legit died and turned into a skull 💀

[@defaultthedude]

Me too.

[@MattCWD]

Right there with you rizzler.

[@LegoH1tl3r]

"quit yapping back there" sir,i am giving a public speech

[@AreteAskesis]

I wanna like this comment, but it’s at 666 likes

[@streyndza6436]

"this must be cap" should've been paired up with "chat, is this real?" lol

[@simoneidson21]

Especially since "cap" is not Gen Alpha slang

[@ashkrum5001]

My father has been paralyzed for the last 12 years but when, i played this he walked to the window and jumped out of it

[@vili-pekkavaltonen5943]

Rizzler last toughts should be of ohio.

[@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives]

Sounds like you need to follow in his footsteps.

[@implodingmeth2832]

I'm sure you'll get the hang of commas eventually

[@mannyjohnson8383]

It's a miracle fr fr deadass on god! 🎉

[@RandomRiekling]

@@ashkrum5001 He rolled out of the damn window,

[@Nosondakar]

One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@brianviktor8212]

Please don't say something like that...

[@frieza1016]

One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@whatisthishandlegarbage]

@@brianviktor8212 One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@Tisrok]

They're gonna condense an entire game into a single 40oz of malt liquor? Damn, the future is looking bright

[@SpiritThanatron]

We will be dead long before that.

[@Sxdgefield]

“Why are we edging?” “Why do you think? End of the grind” I’m dead bro 💀

[@papayer]

'Griddy towards the block when we shill your OnlyFans' took me out

[@mulattoplays]

“I’m not sturdy!!!”

[@chrisbaldbudgie8623]

"End of the grind" is the best phrase for Death I've ever heard.

[@whathappend3885]

I felt that shit

[@yeng1855]

​@@whathappend3885 Fr man, based.

[@martinholt7229]

On gods

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Makes me even angrier at ‘unalive’

[@SolDizZo]

Tobuscus just put out a song about this "no cap" called "Don't Unalive Yourself"

[@KT-vg3nc]

Calling the beheader the throat goat was fucking genius

[@LEMONS884]

I was eating a bowl of rice when this happened. I spit out some rice. 😂

[@RainbowGravity92]

​@LEMONS884 only some rice? Deadass? Bruh, no cap, that whole plate would have been on the floor, frfr

[@AC-hj9tv]

​@@RainbowGravity92on god

[@RainbowGravity92]

@@AC-hj9tv if I'm not careful, my ironic use of modern slang will end up not being ironic lol

[@jase276]

@@RainbowGravity92 straight bussin, frfr 📢

[@DefaultFlame]

. . . I was expecting low to zero effort garbage, and I found comedy gold.

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Same, it sounds so natural in a way lol

[@goldschuss2496]

@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai It's sounds natural because they used the original voice lines as a sample for an ai to make new lines.

[@mastersword48]

Nah you found garbage but a different kind

[@Modern.Elegance]

Unironically would do an entire playthrough like this

[@Dreadskull91]

Skyrim Sigma mod when?

[@azkar65]

"General Tullius Sir, the throat goat is waiting" General Tullius: Based

[@mrwillard95]

Let's get this ratiod

[@a.p.2019]

I cried.

[@Vahram-do5lo]

This was gold😂😂

[@goatslayer3160]

Sounds like I'm needed.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

The throat goat is alduin

[@enderfire3379]

ngl the line "what gooncave are you from beta" goes hard

[@agnuswulf]

For me it's the "We're all gonners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler". I fucking broke.

[@michaelredmond257]

"readitstead" lmfao 😆😆😆

[@ellocosjchushhxha]

Found the sussy simp lmao

[@matlohn9381]

"Goes hard" should have been included too

[@JesusChristF0rever]

Fr fr no cap low key

[@lewisndegwa9224]

'i used to rizz up a GYAAATTT from here"

[@Jaleel_HS]

funny af 😭

[@EowynCloud]

I never knew I needed a daily portion of General Tulius saying "Based, let's get this ratioed" but BOI do I need it.

[@Xever_The_Jester]

“GeT tHeSe SoYbOyS oUt Of ThE cArT! *YEET*

[@SlimeBlueMS]

OK I pull up

[@scp-2348]

​@@SlimeBlueMS Let's go!!!

[@MamaAkina]

That was the most aggressive YEET I've ever heard in my life LMAO

[@ninjablackdayxeno9273]

When I heard yeet!

[@lunar_proxy]

that yeet was so friggin good

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

So we went from MLG to this, I can't imagine what brainrot we will come across in 10 years

[@BridgeTROLL777]

and all this new language came up just in few years and spread like wildfire. TiKtoK.

[@IHaveASadderDay]

​@@BridgeTROLL777that's just life honestly frfr ong

[@BridgeTROLL777]

@@IHaveASadderDay sure thats life fads come and go.

[@LiquidHonor]

Mrbeast did you pray today grimace I was in adin ross oil up bomboclat monday left me broken 😭😢 toilet blud thinks he EDP445, I saw a only in ohio pookie blue tie kid ahh boy. Gookie chonga ahhh boy

[@zhage9223]

We’ve already peaked, no cap

[@Atlas-pn6jv]

What an incredible way to help multiple generations learn slang.

[@cicero7409]

The way "This is bussin'" just comes out of nowhere is just incredible.

[@Jaleel_HS]

that line made me laugh so damn hard

[@user-ih6dh2sz6q]

It’s like cursed knowledge. The more you understand, the more you slowly lose touch with reality.

[@enescustovic1883]

I hate it here

[@kodymcgrath7148]

Lmfaoooo God this is so accurate. Thank you

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Hermaeus Mora decided to do a funny

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

Truly Lovecraftian

[@-NGC-6302-]

this is what was in the Black Books

[@magmakojote1663]

"End of the grind" goes hard

[@itsQueenPurple]

Ikr 😂

[@jamonyqueso6328]

Ong tho, fr 💀

[@Soliye.]

No cap, couldn’t rizz it up in my skibidi dreams fr

[@ChefofWar33]

For real for real. No cap

[@jackrabbit5212]

Fazelof has a lot of goated lines in this fr no cap

[@warlarksam6130]

"A rizzler's last thoughts.. should be of Ohio." fr fr

[@dakotadurham4788]

“This is cap. This has to be cap.” Oh my sides

[@taco-bellleftovers1816]

Should have been named Skybidi

[@RandomRiekling]

The DragonBeta.

[@justanotherinternetuser7939]

Andrew tate is edging down on me simperial, can you say the same?

[@SonOfMeme]

Skibidyrim

[@Mefyx013]

Azura's rizz upon you

[@IsHazardous]

@CJMattis

[@arky1790]

"I used to rizz up a gyatt from here" took me out

[@LooopQ]

The way the AI pronounces gyatt is incredibly funny

[@purplep1243]

Back in my femboy days💀

[@TheTriforcekeeper]

2:05

[@LawfulBased]

Alduin is gonna tax them all.

[@timboslice8559]

“Get inside the cave im being Deadass” lol spit my drink out

[@DazmonW]

Yes Alpha haha

[@contification]

“The throat goat is waiting” I’m fucking dying

[@SeventhColumn]

This is just how the Dragonborn sees the world when they contract the brain rot disease in game

[@funnycat9962]

Now I want a mod that makes this happen.

[@connivingkhajiit]

@@funnycat9962 damn i might have to do this

[@Firestar-TV]

,,Is that Skibidi growing out of your Ears?"

[@SirKurt25]

I always felt diseases in Skyrim didn't have any significant effects. But this is too much.

[@Soliye.]

@@SirKurt25 True immersion I call it

[@JaedenLovesGaming]

“I’m from redditstead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@northstar92]

*looks away*

[@user-ek7xm3hu1w]

😂😂😂

[@SmilingExecutioner]

the accuracy tho 👀 its scary

[@fbwjjwbs]

That infectious place, go away.

[@JonnyRUOK]

My people!

[@MrGreen061]

End of the grind is somehow even more poetic than end of the line. This is a good ass fucking video

[@jonnyuzumaki777]

I was ☠️ when she said “Griddy to the block when we shill your Onlyfans”

[@CastXaway]

"Peep your death with some Aura, Beta." 💀

[@RPWhitworth]

I want this on a tshirt

[@bt3411]

Nobody will jelq him now

[@Lottie8o8]

whf is Aura in brainrot?

[@theewildrose]

​@@Lottie8o8why is peep? Context my dude

[@Lottie8o8]

@@theewildrose I don't understand what peep your death with some Aura. I hope someone would translate it to me sińce I don't know this slang :

[@HungrySanta97]

"When I was a femboy" LMFAOOO 💀

[@NazeemCloudDistrict]

Is it bad I can kinda see a clean shaven Ralof in pink thigh highs with e girl makeup

[@welton9748]

That was kinda poggers

[@panosm111]

​@@NazeemCloudDistrict i just got a mod idea!

[@Jakes_psyche]

@@NazeemCloudDistrictwth 😂😂😂 you got wild imagination 😂

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

Fatherless zoomers gay af

[@purpleYamask]

A pair of grizzled medieval men having a disagreement and going "check your vibes!" is what I needed today.

[@ryanjacinto1867]

This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in the past 4 years

[@DasStoic]

glad to see the skyrim vanilla start is still the most relevant cultural experience of the last 15 years, even if we no longer speak the same language

[@Kain1805]

How do you know the guy who made this is gen alpha and not an older guy that knows the new memes?

[@DasStoic]

@@Kain1805 "Gen Alpha Slang" is good SEO but let's not kid ourselves, people born after 2010 do not have the computer skills needed to overdub a video and upload it.

[@DisconnectedRoamer]

​@Kain1805 gen alpha are children. This is gen z

[@MeecroSkills]

@@DisconnectedRoamer gen Z is early 20s now.

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

​@@DisconnectedRoamerI'm gen Z. I'm in my early 20's and boy was this hard to parae.

[@DeonTheDragon]

"Funny...when i was a Femboy, simperial walls and towers used to make me feel so locked-in" bruh i'm dead 💀

[@goddy5890]

This was gold, I had to pause and put the phone down for a sec

[@Firestar-TV]

Someone will probably make a Femboy Race Mod because of this and some special Armor Pieces and other Clothes🙃

[@user-jx7ls3rx2c]

​@@Firestar-TVThere is such mod already

[@irrationaldecision]

@@user-jx7ls3rx2cproof or it isnt real!!

[@thetimehascome874]

​@@user-jx7ls3rx2cwelp I'll be on my way now for no particular whatsoever

[@4m0nym]

For how much the skyrim intro has been memed, I think we've finally reached the peak of the summit.

[@gregorywilkinson5731]

"You gotta tell them, we weren't sussy" 💀

[@hackermanack3393]

" Based, lets get this ratioed " - General Tullius idk

[@BridgeTROLL777]

You mean General Tullius the military Gooner

[@tom23245]

This is what modern English sounds to old English speakers.

[@AuddieNuff]

I am the old English speakers

[@benjamindavis2475]

You mean olde English

[@anarchyinc124]

He tæcþ ealdenglisca spræca

[@ElysetheEevee]

Dude, for real.

[@papayianth]

CHIPS AHOYETH LANDLUBBERS!!!!

[@jordanhutsal8161]

As someone who teaches the 9th grade and has kids in elementary school - and so hears the new kidspeak every day - this could not be more perfect. I literally laughed so hard I was in pain and had to stop and rewind cause I was missing stuff. Absolute masterpiece, man, well done.

[@natesamuels5960]

'WHY ARE WE EDGING?' 💀💀💀

[@Augustborne]

It feels like watching a language die in real time…

[@Iluvpie6]

Based chads only speak Old Saxon

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

​@@Iluvpie6 Indo-European or BTFO

[@fomorians]

It's a matter of perspective imo. Feels more like seeing a glimpse of a cyberpunk future where language is defined by high speed virtual connectivity combined with low human attention span. It's kind of fascinating.

[@Nick-yv1rm]

Bro ong! I finna watch it again frfr not even capping

[@XohjaiSbarkeater]

@@Nick-yv1rm gyatt of a vid bruh no cap

[@thechrissguy]

"Sussy elves" I'm done.

[@BEASTAGEv2]

(((they)))

[@kielerrivera6567]

I kept it together until that bs😂

[@prodigii200]

@@kielerrivera6567the shortest but stupidest line got me😂

[@Eveseptir]

You can't trust the thotmore.

[@RamseyBolton-qm7fw]

"Line from the video we just watched" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🦍🦍🤓🤓🤓😈😈😈

[@ZeahGoat]

The “idk… but Kai Cenat awaits” haad meeee fucking deaaaad, that sums up Gen A.

[@saprogeist31]

"Brain Rot is a contractible disease in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim that can be caught from fighting Hagravens or through contact with traps."

[@kaihimura3897]

“Sometimes there needs to be changes to the localization.” The changes:

[@hosatus2433]

Original language: 0 slang Translation: every slang known to man

[@kylegusek]

for modern gamers 😂

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

ghost stories

[@Maniacman2030]

​@@kylegusekAll this slang is TikTok garbage. Memes that people cringe at.

[@Meta9871]

@@questionmarkquestionmarkquesdont bring my baby into this

[@tairlandchanel2722]

This is the real reason why Alduin wanted to destroy Tamriel.

[@n3rdst0rm]

Every dragon shout is just boomer slang. And slowly, our character embraces the boomer

[@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu]

​​@@n3rdst0rm Truly, reject modernism embrace tradition moment

[@Hardcherrysweetie]

@@n3rdst0rm”on gods, it’s alphadin! Griddy awaaayy!” “PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD”

[@n3rdst0rm]

@@Hardcherrysweetie "PULL YOURSELVES UP FROM THE BOOTSTRAPS"

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

​@@YOQUE2xgpxTRiuthis makes me yearn for feudalism

[@Lande_n_w]

You know when you’re laughing so hard and there’s no noise but just air escaping and you’re in tears

[@ShrimplePleasures]

THIS. This was me. 😂

[@robertcardenas1420]

The fact this video is 4:20 is perfection.

[@underthesun-ml4mu]

"We're all gooners and step-sisters in binds now" That doesn't sound right.

[@tj-co9go]

this sounds exactly right but I am an incel-maxxing degenerate

[@Ramberta]

@@tj-co9go I'm in my incel-pilled villain arc

[@Leathal]

I thought I was immune to brain rot disease but “incel-pilled villain arc” proved too virulent

[@mbii7667]

It sounds hot

[@lunar_proxy]

WHY YOU DOXXING ME CHUD

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Skyrim has fallen, billions must fortify restoration

[@Lintlicker2000]

"But if theyve captured you, Oh gods.. where are they thug shaking us😢" im rollling omllll

[@DamianoPetrucci]

Watched this yesterday. Watching it today. Will watch tomorrow

[@TheZonda5002]

"And what's got bro down?" Killed me immediately

[@BaStAgE]

check your vibes

[@xSlayerHunter]

The tone of him saying this line made me break so fast 😂😂😂

[@MuslimGamerTV]

Me too. 😂 Also, "Check your vibes!" Damn, this shiz is beta. Oh, wait ...

[@Myreactionwhen_80085]

That sucks. Hope you feel better soon 😞

[@Bananacrackers_]

It would be hilariously TRAGIC to hear the word "poggers" before being sent to Sovngarde

[@xenosarcadius1198]

I'd be so mad

[@Meta9871]

Soygarde?

[@nightwing8794]

Sigmagarde*

[@xrecec]

You mean pwngarde

[@Bananacrackers_]

​@@nightwing8794 kai cenat truly awaits in Sigmagarde

[@MilezAwxy]

Funny how this whole internet lingo originated in 4chan like 15-10 years ago and these terms have gained popularity on the internet just recently

[@RingworldTyrant]

4chan is the nexus from which all english-speaking internet culture springs. That being said, some of this slang originates from elsewhere. A lot of these are old terms and reinventions that have existed since the last century.

[@repprH]

"We're all gooners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler" is so fire

[@GrimmWarrior19]

I held on as long as I could, didn't crack a smile until "thotmor" and "sussy elves".

[@nefariousyawn]

Hating on elves is intergenerational.

[@devoteeofmediocrity821]

“(((they)))” is what got me.

[@rydersj]

"(((they)))" set me off lmao, dogwhistling about the elves is crazy

[@Vahram-do5lo]

"Shouldn't keep the Chads waiting for us" was perfect 😂

[@iloveamerica606]

@@nefariousyawnthey’re no better than their granpappys.

[@patricksullivan4769]

It’s crazy that this still effectively delivers the exposition it needs to.

[@Eddie-Iblis]

Lol

[@Komotau4691]

Yeah its end of the grind definitively .D

[@Arrakiz666]

Almost as if words still had meaning or something.

[@Claego]

I'm disappointed in myself that I was able to follow along

[@vidull842]

@@Claegoyes, honestly that was the worst part for me too.

[@irene-ee3lk]

“FaZelof of Glizzywood” and “Daddy who are those men? What’s wrong with their auras?” Made me laugh out loud… I’m not proud of myself

[@Landon783]

I normally can't stand overused slang, but I've replayed so much Skyrim over the years, this is hysterical. Well done 👍

[@Over-Lored]

This gets even better when you remember that Skyrim is nearly 13 years old. Therefore it's very possible a child born on its release date would be of the age to speak like this.

[@_Micah_Bell]

I was born when skyrim came out but to be honest I only understood less than half of this

[@kiraoshiro6157]

@@_Micah_Bell probably cos not all of it is exclusively gen alpha slang, some of it is late gen z

[@LAWLZ24]

@@_Micah_BellGood, this means you do not have terminal brainrot.

[@qasrd11sa]

Lmao. Love your stuff man.

[@ohnosponolios4126]

@@kiraoshiro6157 the only thing from gen a is Skibidi lol

[@KRterrorKR123]

"End of the grind" goes harder than it should.

[@AkizaNoir]

“Why are we edging?” “End of the grind 🗿”

[@theexpierow8951]

I could watch the entire gameplay with this kind of dialogue

[@commieblock1917]

That YEET was personal.

[@Aegolos]

I fucking lost it at that part😂

[@SpeederShip285]

@@AegolosMe too.

[@DiscBurner]

Gen alpha doesn't even have patience to watch this whole video with their tiktok brains

[@woofu9872]

Their attention span less than 10 seconds

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They'd only be able to watch this if it's split up into separate 10 second videos. With clips of Subway Surfer playing underneath as well. ..Is this even a joke anymore? It feels like I'm simply explaining how it actually is now.

[@spikem5950]

@@woofu9872 Best part is, to see the whole thing would take longer in the end with having to cancel the shorts loop to watch the next one and loading up the next video.

[@screm5514]

Sounds like superiority complex

[@Byzz2077]

​@@screm5514nope

[@Blomkrukan00an]

- Fuuuus Ro Da! - No! It's Haaaaawk Tuah!!!

[@ICM9]

I can’t believe kids one day will be analyzing shit like this for their essays like how we did for Shakespeare. 😂

[@fearlesswee5036]

"Wait, you there, pull up." "OKAY I PULL UP-!"

[@virtues487]

"LETS GO"

[@fire-typhoon123]

ESKEETIT!!!

[@burst_ch.]

This is what finally broke me

[@guts5398]

this is like reading a clock work orange for the first time

[@JorgeGViso]

Deadass

[@GuessImaGuest]

​@@JorgeGViso No cap (By the Nine... please help me...)

[@grelm1322]

Yes!

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

that's such a fucking insane thing to say and it's also so unbelievably accurate. because I remember thinking "I very nearly understand this" while I was reading it, and that's exactly how I feel now.

[@emilioparrilla465]

Yorblockos

[@Anita_Hanjaab]

2:31 kid sounded so nonchalant 😂

[@AntiRivet]

This is actually even funnier when you consider that Skyrim already has a debuff called Brain Rot and simply imagine that this is what happened when the Hagravens successfully inflicted everyone in the province with it.

[@geeshta]

This is so well done and so creative. A lot of "brainrot" memes just randomly replace words with "gyatt" and "rizz" without any thought or care. This is a masterpiece.

[@512TheWolf512]

like a lecture in linguistics

[@TheEvilCommenter]

I bet this is how modern English would sound to someone like Shakespeare.

[@minefacex]

He literally invented the word "griddy" tho.

[@Potatopops]

​@@minefacex very sigma of him

[@mattmichaels1181]

​@@Potatopopshe was a gigachad, no cap

[@geeshta]

This *IS* modern English.

[@Jakes_psyche]

It’s what modern English sounds like to English speakers 😂

[@AusWolf1]

I'm only 34, but not being able to understand half of this makes me feel old. Brilliant! 🤣

[@GiuseppeSan]

I'm 35 and mostly clueless, but I admire the voice acting. It sounds almost exactly like the original voice actors.

[@AusWolf1]

@@GiuseppeSan It's probably tuned with AI, but it's still great.

[@finalGuessing]

I'm 29 as a game dev, still don't understand most of them

[@macksilly]

I am chronically online at 30 and unfortunately I will be absorbing this video into my daily vernacular. It will begin ironically until it is cemented and I start unironically talking like this.

[@CounterStrikeLover10]

As a comparison, I'm 25 and know all these

[@marczwander893]

This is a masterpiece. I NEED to learn how to talk like this.

[@KYSNYAN]

Please don’t

[@duphasdan]

The way the guy said 'Check your vibes'.

[@RandomRiekling]

Bro. That is Ralof. You put some respect on his name.

[@Bananacrackers_]

​@@RandomRieklingNah that's clearly Fazelof of glizzywood no cap fr

[@RandomRiekling]

@@Bananacrackers_ Oh yeah! I was thinking of his L brother.

[@alpakapucuf3394]

​@@RandomRiekling i dont respect short-sighted rebellious nords

[@StayCrazi]

​@@alpakapucuf3394erm 🤓

[@silentflaw]

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA JELQ ME!" "POGGERS!"

[@mercurius0]

The Roblox Oof was a nice nice

[@blakedavison2171]

“It has been goated fr sigma Ulfric” took me out

[@LiftandCoa]

best line no questions asked

[@clown_real]

"Were all gooners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler" was such a beautiful and perfectly executed line. I don't usually get emotional when watching cinema, but I nearly shed a tear when ralof said this

[@rieiid5867]

Peak cinema fr

[@IHaveASadderDay]

Frfr ong

[@BigWDK319]

FaZeolf*

[@arcangelus6008]

I came over from cinnamon toast Ken this is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen you deserve a like here sir🤣

[@apricot2879]

Same lol

[@meandab]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Well done man.

[@diredm3889]

every line spoken between the child and his father was byond sus

[@Rykerz_]

Yes alpha 😂😂😂

[@CalvinNoire]

Sorry. But sus is not Alpha, it has fallen out of use 2 years ago.

[@diredm3889]

@@CalvinNoire I never claimed to be Alpha

[@CalvinNoire]

@@diredm3889 Yeah, you didn't. But if you really want to satirize Gen Alpha. Please use more formal words, like "skibidi" Or "Edging"

[@devinplatt1358]

​@@CalvinNoire"more formal words" lmao

[@fatguywhobreathesfire6488]

Hammerfell got it’s name because a guy chucked his hammer as hard as he could and they settled where it landed. The name “Goonerfell” implies there was man wandering around gooning till he collapsed, then they settled where he dropped☠️

[@BadgerScrub]

I like your version so much, but I also can't get out of my head that maybe that hammer hit a gooner instead, and the naming convention was just changed in this universe. It was hard to type this out. I'm laughing way too hard

[@mr.dankengine6214]

This is the greatest analysis ive ever read💀

[@kidcruddy8258]

It’s actually originally “gooner failed” and they followed the gooner until he busted.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Wait until you hear about Mommywind

[@ezpz4659]

i've never laughed so much in years man. Thank you

[@spellcastin]

"Griddy towards the block when we shill your only fans" Fuck, I'm dead bro for real 💀

[@Pico_444]

"The true short king" ☠️

[@AllGirlsCollege]

we like short kings

[@lostworlddreamlandww6343]

He said it so casually 😂😂

[@AR15andGOD]

The 5’2 man will inherit the earth

[@samhamsord7942]

@@AR15andGOD 5'7 methinks, and he be among taller ones.. if this game keeps spinning like it always has that is.. which I doubt like anything else this dayz.

[@drewbakka5265]

I want my IQ points back

[@ｚ３ｎｔｒｏｐｙ]

All 7 of them are gone

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

Should’ve saved the game

[@blade8424]

I want my brain cells back. 😂

[@JoshuaCWolf]

Bro just needs to click respec on his brain points, deadass 💀

[@drewbakka5265]

@@JoshuaCWolf fr fr on god, no cap

[@stefantom4]

Oh my GOD this is LITERALLY the high school. Class I was teaching word for word. It's like I'm back in there

[@xAeschylusx]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in all year 😂😂😂

[@KiraOTS]

*updated for modern audiences* "Bussin" - A modern audience.

[@bt3411]

"Shit be straight fax, no printer. Bussin fo' real!" - New York Times

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"this shi based af frfr no cap ❌🧢" -IGN