Villains that always kill their subordinates

Those shows when the villain leaders always gotta kill somebody that just made an honest mistake.
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Oddwin - 19

[@naylin5258]

“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” _Kills the therapist_

[@kyeblade06]

Kills the receptionist

[@freedom9729]

Kills himself

[@ashyamivelitii1305]

KILLS HIS LAWYER

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

*k i l l s*

[@drummerkingrulez672]

LMAO!

[@The2KXperience]

I just picture this dude with a bouquet of roses at a graveyard after completing anger management therapy, walking around handing them out like "I'm sorry, my bad... Next..."

[@dachking6657]

Jim Jimson... wait, I killed him? God my bad sorry dude...

[@realhenny]

More likes pulls them back out of the grave alive.

[@redlightning6243]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 👌 Why is this something I would do!?

[@Rahat2056]

@ExtremeGod ofHate well u definitely live up to your name.

[@vanished209]

Then eventually he kills him self on accident 🤣

[@spacepirate6951]

“I don’t even know how the LIGHTS are on right now” killed me

[@yuutokasane3332]

This is the same guy who realized he forgot his car keys while he was driving

[@amaimonmoore4498]

I'm still dying over that part

[@koprab1995]

You don't sayyy

[@amaimonmoore4498]

@ExtremeGod ofHate Huh? What the fuck...

[@ultralinguistics3083]

@@amaimonmoore4498 I mean, look at his name...

[@arkofpolaris4646]

I’ve always love how he makes his dead bodies look. They look extremely and unrealistically crippled. It’s hilarious.

[@quackmaster2578]

69 upvotes lessgo!

[@vrrooooommmm123]

Rigor mortis or something is a helluva thing

[@VogtTD]

Ragdoll physics.

[@hubudubebububububeubub]

Family guy pose

[@powereddragon2093]

If you've ever seen a real dead body you'd know there's no such thing as unrealistically crippled. Lol

[@LordOfAllJays]

Villian: "why wont you die" Caleb: *Im 0% oxygen and 75% water*

[@zeropolicy7456]

Doesn't being 75% Water make you 50% Oxygen, though?

[@infernodragon456]

@@zeropolicy7456 when an element combines to form a compound, it's properties change too. That is why we need air for oxygen supply, although we can take oxygen from water. There are some chemical reactions for this, and they are not that efficient.

[@user-jb7jg5fw6c]

@@zeropolicy7456 25% 1/3 of water is oxygen 2/3 hydrogen

[@FranciT98]

@@zeropolicy7456 Molecular oxygen, not oxygen the element, and that would be 25%

[@owenatkinson1275]

No, no; 75% Water that's wet.

[@ItsDanbo]

Subordinate: accidentally bumps into main villain “sorry sir” Main villain: so you have chosen death

[@vexmau5]

Basically how it goes

[@Mighty_Blitz]

Darth Vader

[@kingconstipated2421]

Hey DIO

[@narcleptik]

@Smart Skill fuck off

[@turtlesatplay6007]

Why did you kill Enba the Hag

[@Aaronleoxy]

Janitor: *mops quietly* Villain: *your free trial of living has ended*

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Who said they was living for free?

[@SlickSkuddy]

Caleb’s funny is rubbing off on his viewers i love it 💀💀

[@odog3964]

Free?

[@loe7365]

Janitor: *hands 20 dollars* Villain: your purchase of 3 months has gone through successfully

[@meckam]

"Villain! I have come for you, and your reign is.... where is he?" "oh yeah hes taking anger management classes"

[@sonjoku4879]

Uhhh......why? *Sees the dead body* Ooohhhh.

[@jammingshrimp]

@@sonjoku4879 wdym why?? because they have anger issues obivously /lh

[@doublegolem5339]

@@jammingshrimp r/

[@jammingshrimp]

@@doublegolem5339 ? do u not know what tone indicators are?

[@koolaiddudeawesome9850]

@@jammingshrimp do you have any idea what he just said 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@iaazzzz69420]

“I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE LigHtS ARE ON RIGHT NOW” that line was delivered perfectly

[@UncleJimmi_ID]

I agree. Highlight of the video

[@siyacer]

Wow, you can quote the video!

[@ohkei7287]

explain?

[@antinoye973]

limen LMAO right

[@ensanesane]

@@siyacer lol imagine getting upset that someone compliments the delivery of a line

[@ItsSkyden]

Subordinate: *accidentally drops a pencil* Villain: So, you have chosen death.

[@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie]

“Oh, so you’re approaching me?” - DIO

[@fbitoastypineapples3615]

@@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie I can't hand you you're coffee without getting closer

[@ghostchannel4766]

@@fbitoastypineapples3615 Then come as close as you can without revealing my face to the audience. Also, if the coffee isn't to my specifications, you're taking an extended stay in the hospital.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

~~Villain~~ Manager

[@twinodoom]

You can't drop a pencil. Next thing you know, John Wick is using that pencil to kill you.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*kills anger management therapist* "..." _Boss:_ "What? He clearly failed at his job."

[@krlllx]

I havent seen you in a while bro

[@trplanetgaming8153]

take the out of therapist.

[@raychangalarza179]

Are you still alive?

[@noble430]

Oh hey the unmoustache you been taking over bro

[@familyshadow1237]

Sup

[@MrsSking123]

What villain thinks: "He is not good enough, I need him no longer" What Villain doesn't realize: Subordinate was trying his best, Subordinate was smart on how he would escape, without subordinate, villain wouldn't know a threat was in his walls, and subordinate is loyal to him.

[@kyle18934]

What he doesn't know is all the other subordinents survived and played dead also... they just all changed professions

[@vojacked305]

Nah man. He crawled faster than a guy who beat him 60 times IN A SECOND.

[@Metaknighttheloneswordsman]

COUGH COUGH KAI CHISAKI

[@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342]

@@Metaknighttheloneswordsman based name, based pfp

[@Metaknighttheloneswordsman]

@@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 Thanks bro, I just changed the name to Lone Swordsman recently. I didn't think someone would notice so quickly.

[@limitbreaker9797]

“I dont even know how the *LIGHTS* are on right now, you killed the guy that take care of that TOO”

[@XehnYT]

Read this as he said it 😂

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

Edwin Caraballo this took me out 💀😂

[@xero18]

I like how many voices he can hold

[@quidproquo954]

I’d love it for the lights to flicker of go out for a sec 😂

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

Quid Pro quo that would have been perfect !!

[@Will-jg2zs]

Sometimes I forget he's talking to himself.

[@_Sheepy]

*Sometime?* i always forget until i see a comment that reminds me of his skills

[@NellielGrimmjow]

@@_Sheepy its important if you wanna do vine~~

[@wwef6lr]

Idk what y'all are talking about. I saw 3 different people in this video.

[@gentleman2909]

How come it's the same guy?? I don't believe it

[@venomalastor8]

He’s sellin’ this shit.

[@lilmymyz]

"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!" "stupit."

[@limitless_films9994]

Caleb 1: ''What did you do to stop it?" Caleb 2: *Starts heavy breathing*

[@SuperBoyboys]

how could I be so stewpitt

[@combobreaker3477]

U mean ;(

[@siyacer]

WOW, IT'S LIKE WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO!

[@lilmymyz]

I wish these likes would mimic my subscriber count.

[@kentonkyuubininefox9264]

It is literally 100% more effective to A. give someone another chance B. Train them more C. Give someone a couple more chances and if they keep failing then train them more.

[@blackbluealexv2]

Hey as long they survive might as well use all the help we can get 😂🤷‍♂️

[@wrestlinghe2638]

Instead he just chooses to *multiple clapping sounds* them

[@artist5795]

@@wrestlinghe2638 hol up-

[@butter_donnut2132]

That's just common sense

[@kaydenvan3330]

D. Just kill em and get someone else

[@waynenation4875]

Villain: "my god we don't have any allies" Patrick: "you don't say" LMAO

[@SaviHow]

I don't wanna be THAT guy, but the word you're looking for is "allies". Should probably edit it before a more aggressive fellow comes along

[@Legoman11]

@@callmek8372 yo bro you gotta watch out man. These people in the comments are loco homie.

[@crispychickennuggets7578]

@@SaviHow Did someone call me?

[@crispychickennuggets7578]

Yeah you better spell allies correctly. I've got my eyes on you.

[@waynenation4875]

@@callmek8372 . it was a simple mistake. I typed and posted it before reading it.

[@samup4378]

“My goodness, I have no more allies!” “YOU DON’T SAY!” 😆

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

Sam Up that shit had me choking on soda. 😭😭😭☠️

[@ThErrandBoy]

@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 why th you drinking soda by this time of the night?

[@samup4378]

LazerBeams PewPew The way he says it is just hilarious!

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@ThErrandBoy just got off work, went to Wendy's. Got me a Dave's Triple meal with a coke.

[@ThErrandBoy]

@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 ahh..sounds nice.

[@JosePerez-lv4fn]

"Okay I'll take anger management classes" *Kills his therapist* yee

[@dragonslayer9149]

Lol

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Someone comes with the bill

[@IronycheinPain]

@@BlackDiamond2718 *kills the person who gave the bill*

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Ironyche person shows up to receive therapy

[@kyizinmaung8289]

you stole this from @nice man

[@JonathonFyck]

In this case, the “You and I aren’t so different” speech the villain gives every single time wouldn’t be too far fetched, because the protagonist kills all the bad guys’ minions to get to him, and the bad guy kills all of his minions who don’t properly do what the bad guy wants them to do

[@rickydiscord7671]

is funny that anime heroes do this half of the time. and fans just think is ok when they do it but not ok when a villain does it. hard to loot a hero when the hero turns insane for 6 eps. but the hero kills a few people per ep before the insanity kicks in.

[@feedthegeesemore7243]

No one's talking about how the subordinate might be playing dead again.

[@julioso9339]

That makes sense

[@youngpendragonexcalibur7074]

He survived 60 moves in 1 second. I'm sure he could have survived that 😂

[@Kaltsukka]

Nobody actually died. They just quit.

[@haichah]

Lol

[@neroisntdead3681]

Yeah i was expecting him to limp away in the end scene

[@bkboii24]

Leader: “Call for reinforcements” Assistant: “Those were the reinforcements” Leader: *starts sweating*

[@ccb36]

"Call in the janitors and the maintenance people to fight, then"

[@vagustruman]

@@ccb36 Dead. You killed them all last week cause they were doing all their jobs 'not good enough'

[@thefirekid7989]

@@vagustruman you been doing this for months

[@PabloEscobar-xx5ll]

TheFirekid anybody that does anything even slightly considered wrong you just kill them

[@Shinesaur]

Pablo Escobar HOW is this effective

[@yasminm4528]

Plot twist: the subordinent played dead.

[@llll4445]

😭😂😭😂😂😂😂 I didn't think of that

[@JC19021]

I was thinking he should’ve had him crawl off at the end

[@johnmolina3365]

@@paiwansabadi7655 Plot twist: No one cares.

[@enzoqueijao]

@@paiwansabadi7655 oh, aren't you the cutest little redditor!

[@bluepeacemaker]

And he came back years later to defeat his boss, after intense training

[@isaiahthomas4444]

At least the villain admitted he had a problem at the end. Admitting is the 1st step

[@nathanseper8738]

That totally makes up for going Stalin on his henchmen.

[@boomgirlbucko]

It starts with sorry

[@29beastmode]

Not only that, he sought professional help. Character growth

[@paulman34340]

Yeah indeed......only after he's killed EVERYONE on his side but one dude who's pretty much given up on them WINNING because his boss took THIS LONG to finally "admit he has a problem!"

[@stefanvlad115]

Me: why does my back hurt? My sleeping position: 1:09

[@BestOnThursdays]

I felt this right in my spine

[@WitchVulgar]

Mysterious enemy: *kills all the reinforcements* Mysterious enemy, walking through the door: Hi, I'm here for the interview 🏅

[@Narinjas]

GEEET OOOOOOOUT GET OOOOUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!

[@jonsku6662]

*Minion comes through with one missing arm, the bones of all the other limbs broken or completely shattered, an arrow in the sternum, toes from one foot broken off of the foot hiding in the sock and whatever other injuries Caleb's had in his videos. His final words:* "Hey.. I'm here for the... Interview...."

[@SC4RRL3TT]

"You're about to be very surprised and pissed off" Villain: Why would I be surprised? Nobody can beat me. *dude walks in* Hi, I'm here for the interview?

[@SC4RRL3TT]

In all seriousness, think about it, he would fight the guys, the guys would beat him, but then he'd just come back again. Eventually the subordinates would be so injured from all the previous battles with his past self that they couldn't fight anymore.

[@weegle.]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTT

[@citrus9796]

"You tried killing me this way so many times my body no longer constantly needs oxygen to survive." Also him: *Breathing loudly*

[@Interestking]

It wants it, but doesn't need it. Just like that body instinct thing where being underwater slows your heart, being choked stops him from needing oxygen.

[@zanemiracle6121]

"idk how the lights are even on right now!" Villain: Well they tried sending some people to audit...but i I killed them.

[@howiechen4413]

Makes sense

[@supernana7263]

Lights and auditors? Perfect correlation

[@veezythebot6195]

No one talking about how bad the hero is. Everyone is dead

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

cuz they failed to kill the hero

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T *Confused pikachu*

[@OvSpP]

Who said it was a hero? Villains fight other villains. Or an antihero/vigilante? For all we know his whole squad got wiped out by The Punisher.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@OvSpP A. You know it's a joke right? B. Heroes ALWAYS has diffrent hero codes. Like how daredevil fights and not kill do to his catholic but then he wants to kill the kingPin do to he causes to much pain and misery to others. Bruh, Vigilante are fucking heroes dude, spiderman, daredevil, moonknight, etc. You truly do not know about heroes and villains then just because the guy was talking about heroes killing/hurting the bad guys

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@Potato #1 and no body asked you to respond to me dipshit

[@croppedinpeace]

“Under a second mind you” his acting and the way he executes each sentence is so well timed that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a future in acting whether on a show or a movie

[@croppedinpeace]

Kyler Jackson wouldn’t be surprised. Probably play the props as well

[@luvezi]

@Kyler Jackson he could literally be the whole set and it would be my fav movie/show

[@nicholasalexander9866]

Zolo Kavalar Nah that’ll be Lenarr’s job lol

[@1DAR26]

Didn't he have a skit or something on Comedy Central?

[@MystMG]

I think he just barely missed an acting role at Disney.

[@griffy6952]

Patrick: “Those were the reinforcements.” Villain: “What?” Patrick: “That was the last-” Villain: *”I heard what you said, STUPID.”*

[@CXSH_IS_ANGLED]

GOOD

[@רפאל-ב]

@@Blargo245 clearly you didn't, he said that to the one who played dead, not to Patrick, the commenter made a joke of him saying that to Patrick too, but you were too focused on being annoyed by harmless comments that quote their favorite part of the video, have a good day

[@toki5162]

I have also seen the video

[@רפאל-ב]

@@toki5162 apparently you haven't, you completely missed the joke here

[@toki5162]

@@רפאל-ב apparently you’re too focused on writing paragraphs on harmless replies

[@Sii_me]

Subordinates: we faile- The villain: so anyways I started blasting

[@xhaled5488]

Sii_me yes I like this reference

[@randomusername3697]

Jeromeasf vale reference in a vale city vid, nice

[@anthonywayne1928]

Villain: "Well if a person can't get a job done right, someone else will." Patrick: "No no no no no no. That's the thing! That's the THING tho! Who? Who will??" Time Loop Guy: "Hey I'm here for the interview."

[@SomeGuy1117]

Just waiting for the inevitable supervillain interview. These 2 trying to recruit allies from reject heroes.

[@afroshinobimikeemikee2208]

@@SomeGuy1117 that would actually be funny nice idea dude ✊

[@tshockgme26]

GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUUT

[@combobreaker3477]

LOL

[@redacted3134]

GET OUUUUUT!!!

[@shewantdre]

“you’ve tried to kill me this way so many times my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive” 😂

[@kingleothesomethingsomethi285]

💀

[@talhaahson6041]

"Okay I'll take anger management classes"

[@bexer2172]

"Outro"

[@indigoemanuel6743]

Commercial

[@Pandaman64]

@@talhaahson6041 That's such a good ending. You can really see the "Oh boy I'm fucked up" on his face.

[@firebladetenn6633]

I have literally always wanted to see a stereotypical villain have this problem, and come to the same realization.

[@viper_7712]

“My goodness, I have no more allies.” _”YA DON’T SAY.”_

[@murmuru7281]

Patrick:"Yeah its not like i just told you or anything" lol😂

[@polishcow4327]

lol

[@kizumisenpai4206]

Third replies lol And yeah

[@lemon10001]

4 comments 3k likes 5 months ago ????????????

[@i-ate-bread]

WE'VE SEEN THE DAMN VIDEO GODDAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@psychologic__]

You know that whenever Caleb says “What are you doing?” Something’s about to go down.

[@rugratphat8624]

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[@theoddtrashcan7104]

yungindagoat shut the hell up

[@Josuh]

@@rugratphat8624 I hope you lose your oxigen rights

[@IamaPERSON]

@@rugratphat8624 I'm hearing, report you

[@RockzKavern]

Likes =911

[@unofficial2037]

“I don’t even know how the *LIGHTS* are still on right now” 😂

[@nutcrackerreal100]

Coco La Muu crazy, we’re watching the same video

[@LeJ3n021]

@@nutcrackerreal100 can you shut up and let people comment their favorite moments

[@zebraboi_]

" *my goodness,* I have no more allies"

[@devvisextremelyscared5436]

ZebraBoi / Qayyim “ya don’t say”

[@94827.]

I saw this comment at the same time he said that

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

1:19 I love the way Patrick responded. Like you can tell he's just DONE with this job

[@karmazen07]

“I don’t even know how the LIIIGHTS are on right now”

[@lavishjules]

My favorite part. The look back was so good. 😂

[@longliveezio]

Lavish Jules plus the delivery was perfection.

[@eddiehuggins4749]

1000 likes and two comments wow

[@journeybeyondthesea]

Omg 💀💀

[@Kitsoonaye]

1:52

[@Sir_Quantavious]

Villain: How did you not defeat him Ally: You only gave me a plastic knife

[@wmouwafy]

U mean gave

[@Sir_Quantavious]

XxXGamer _LifeXxX no if you say it fast it sounds like broken English but I’ll change it

[@ATJ253]

This is the prequel to “When the hero is just as smart as the villain” The CCU is making some pretty ambitious moves, I can’t wait for phase 3

[@takatotakasui8307]

Facts

[@AkaneEnjeru]

What about the overpowered protagonist one

[@nostalgiagaming8955]

@@AkaneEnjeru He's the one who is fighting

[@holdfish6414]

@Jotaro Kujo no, that wasn't the boss. He said "Now all I gotta do is wait for the boss to get here." Foolish mistake. *Gets hand ready to choke*

[@ultrainstinctgoku845]

Caleb you are part of a much bigger universe

[@williamwilkins-jones8715]

“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” you see that was the good ending usually the villian would be stubborn and would just find another way to kill the servant 🤣

[@synthraofficial5366]

"He had the integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body" *Vasto Lorde Ichigo has left the chat*

[@ASOtheprO]

Killing my comrades for failing me *Sosuke Aizen has entered the chat*

[@greeniewarren]

*Isaac Clarke left the game*

[@theycallmeking4302]

Synthra Official 😂

[@immaguitar3640]

"Integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body" *Ywach has left the chat*

[@synthraofficial5366]

Ok, this is the best comment I've ever made on YT. Dying of laughter.

[@JustXB2]

Leader:”Call for reinforcements” Assistant:“Those were the reinforcements” *surprised* *pikachu* *Face*

[@kohlenk.7449]

-TyrannoKingz - 1K likes and no replies *tips glasses with a glare*

[@JustXB2]

hilarious koh lol

[@shadowB33]

If you can visualize that your probably on Twitter

[@bloodmoonjack]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lanorris_reed3909]

You sir are *LEGENDARY*

[@satelliteprime]

Okay but can we just appreciate "After the first 60 hits, *that he performed on me in under a second mind you.* " 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Dimework]

SatellitePrime funniest shit ever

[@kaze8930]

@lsomething l a

[@SairinEarthsea]

@lsomething l true. Crazy Diamond then?

[@dexi600]

Sarin Earthsea that stand is worse, Josuke said so himself, try The World

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@dexi600 but the world is the same type of stand as star platinum.

[@ryanbarton57]

Due to the mention of the hero performing 60 attacks on the reinforcement soldier in under a second, we can conclude that this story takes place in some sort of world where people with super human abilities exist, the main villain is perceived by this reinforcement soldier to be able to contest in power with the aforementioned hero, meaning he is also capable of performing 60 attacks in one second, this is reinforced when he kills said reinforcement soldier. Then, it is revealed that he is unable to kill his advisor, and the advisor mentions all the previous times the villain has attempted to kill him. If we allow our belief to be suspended slightly, we can easily assume the villain has tried many other methods of killing his advisor, all of which have failed, we can therefore conclude that the villain's advisor is more powerful than the villain himself, and is most likely playing along for the fun of it, similar to Alastor in Hazbin Hotel.

[@baconhair9683]

Damn

[@galacticgamer6635]

No you don't get it villain and hero are running DPS advisor is a tank.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

I think the advisor is just an a defensive villain. He can survive hits but is not able to kill the villain. Its like having high defense that you can't die but low attack you can't kill.

[@MarquisPhantom]

Spoiler: Patrick is of the villain’s mind. Yes, he is so lonely and unable to kill himself so he created Patrick to help fight the loneliness but he can’t stop trying to kill him

[@Add183]

Ali BabaAhmed you got that from bleach right?

[@temporaryonesix]

YoU gOt ThAt FrOm BlEaCh RiGhT?

[@seresajohnson1230]

You got that from bleach right ?

[@JC19021]

You got this from Bleach right?

[@burr69]

You got that from aqueous sodium hypochlorite right

[@taoboyce6412]

"Why won't you die?" "You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive." He has discovered how to create superhumans. Now the conquest can begin.

[@ivanthegreat2.070]

Lysenko: OH MY GOD, I WAS RIGHT!

[@makkoagibraltar7690]

Parents would've created ultra-humans

[@spookith]

They can hold their breath for 30 minutes run 5 miles in a single Sprint and you can cut their arm off and they won't even flinch

[@luckyblockyoshi]

“I’m here for the interview”

[@celestialthearch8535]

You forgot *continues to breathe heavily*

[@kelvinfuji.]

"Why wont you die" "You tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive" Also him: * breathes heavily *

[@Dannyasm]

Hes breathing while getting choked wym?

[@ezrabrwn]

He breathing just for fun😂

[@nevinusa7164]

you fool he's breathing in carbon dioxide smh

[@heya4405]

He’s breathing carbon dioxide

[@organizedmicrowave4414]

photosynthesis

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

"Okay I'll take anger management classes." The level of realization this man had in this moment is hilarious.

[@threedicksonabench3141]

The villain saying “my goodness” That killed me.

[@golemking1506]

Ikr 😂

[@hi.241]

Pun intended? *Badum tssss*

[@princesivil9898]

Wow with his words alone

[@YeetPeeter]

That was really good tho ngl

[@VOLAIRE]

My mom when she realizes I didn’t take out the chicken to thaw

[@skylar5913]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 oh hello

[@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973]

“So you’ve chosen... death”

[@ponderingmyexistence3884]

If I forget, I normally just fill the sink with scalding water and put the chicken in a bag in the water. By the time she's home, it's ready.

[@Sr.Fluffioso]

When you smart buy an instapot throw that bitch in there problem solve and you ass is saved from being whooped

[@jayalex2000]

Blacku's mom*

[@kingdomkey1601]

"Why won't you die?" "You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mikekyeame975]

Lmaooooo

[@nelsontejada5303]

We all saw the same vid

[@randomname611]

"Okay, I'll take anger management classes"

[@everburn]

@@nelsontejada5303 I think he's just sharing his favourite moment from the video

[@IceWolfShadow1]

We just watched it dumbass

[@Rolkap05]

Nobudy: owl's in cartoons when the main character is walking through a dark forest 1:46

[@mrjudge6167]

Villan: " of course this isn't going to stop me from killing you" Subordinate: (sarcastically) "oh really I didn't see that coming" I love how the henchman has dealt with his boss stupidity so much he just doesn't care anymore.

[@arikakarin2323]

Patrick. His name is Patrick.

[@marche800]

I mean when you're the only one left that attitude makes a lot of sense.

[@TheY2AProblem]

I’m guessing he has worked in retail before becoming a subordinate for this particular villain.

[@marche800]

@@TheY2AProblem Becoming a villain after working retail? It checks out.

[@NHLBlackhawksFan]

Villain- “and where is the guy I was supposed to interview?” “Oh, you killed him when he walked in yesterday.” Time loop guy- “hey, I’m here for the interview”

[@swordsmancs]

The time loop guy is the joke that will never die Just like Patrick

[@TQuickest]

Get oooooouuuuuuutttttttttt!

[@LuminousLead]

Those jokes are made for each other.

[@yawbrobbey9178]

This Joke for the OGs

[@samickill9730]

@@yawbrobbey9178 100%

[@PutYoRhymeOn]

"How's it going? So, what's your power?" "My body doesn't constantly need oxygen to survive." "Oh word?? So you could like.. breathe underwat-" "But it only works when my boss is trying to choke me." "GET OUUUUUU-"

[@shadE64]

Lmfo

[@neelmanoj6296]

Underrated comment No one understood Except for 43 ppl who liked the comment

[@xervislane770]

Need more interviews. Those were the best.

[@ivyhealthcare5688]

@@neelmanoj6296 now 998

[@neelmanoj6296]

@@ivyhealthcare5688 k

[@danieljensen2626]

This is always my problem with the dark side in star wars. Like logically you can just join their ranks and start killing all their people, and if anyone questions you just be like "They were weak.". Then you can kill the person who questioned you too because obviously they're weak too. Which I guess is where the rule of 2 comes in, but even then, you're going to need some manpower sometimes, but there's no ideologically consistent way to increase your numbers or train up new recruits.

[@Notmyday2009]

That's why sith depend heavily on non sith to avoid this issue. That and there trillions of peoples. So you can kill a hundred and never run out as long you can keep enought planets under sith control.

[@A.S._Trunks]

Weren't there Sith that didn't follow the Rule of 2?

[@sybastianchao]

Should’ve had the subordinate talk about his friend getting killed with a napkin to connect it to your overpowered protagonist video 😂

[@afro4361]

Yooo fr

[@alucardvigilatedismas2868]

Or two pancakes

[@notnorthkai]

@@alucardvigilatedismas2868 Only two? 😦

[@hollowgetsuga425]

I love every comment that references the Caleb City cinematic universe 😂

[@TmanTheTdog]

“HE KILLED ONE OF US WITH WATER DROPLETS” Would’ve been pretty good too

[@adamraha8451]

Subordinate: *Blinks* Villian: *i'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

[@sir.squishy6830]

I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@powangel1418]

Lmao

[@cxleb_140]

JunyrMD -Give Me Views kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y36pkGiCp5qJipY. Watch this to see the bad side of Dream

[@RawwkinGrimmie64]

He just says "Okay, I'll take anger management classes" like he's ordering off of a rehab menu.

[@Tshego2000]

I love how Patrick goes from completely nonchalant to energetic when he has to explain

[@earthinthecomments4944]

“I don’t even know how the lights are on right now. You killed the guy that take care of that too!”

[@fabi7953]

Damn ,that guy must have been real good at his job .

[@derpyderp7444]

Fabian 795 not good enough apparently considering he’s dead

[@lateblossom]

The fact that he does this all without cursing...you're a HERO.

[@talileonard2553]

lateblossom I know, I love him

[@ZekeTheNerdVX]

He cursed in the past

[@remytherat301]

He used to curse

[@gseric4721]

@@ZekeTheNerdVX I was just thinking this the other day. Will help him get more views too. I heard the KZbin algo is hurting content with cursing in it

[@warbossonxy]

cursing bad, violence good

[@brianrichard7562]

Janitor: *misses a spot mopping* Caleb: *snaps neck* Clean that up Patrick: *That* was our last Janitor Edit: Villain: *Taking an English test* Tutor: You missed a P- Villain: *stabs them with the pencil* (also ty for the likes)

[@ovnbun1981]

Mopping**

[@jojyibu8]

Dax: misses a spot Caleb: kills him Patrick: that was our last janitor

[@brocowsci]

@@jojyibu8 it's DAX

[@A7MDRetr0]

1:14 that 'yeah' sounds so funny

[@adamhernandez7183]

I know right? It's like he knows what's coming.

[@ashal6858]

“My goodness, I have no more allies.” *YA DONT SAY*

[@ryze8148]

*Of course this isn’t gonna stop me from killing you, right?*

[@Spyro_253]

RyZe oh really I didn’t see that coming at all

[@fbi855]

Old meme, but still checks out

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

@@Spyro_253 farewell.

[@Amiriamiin]

AshDaCamper y do they be raging tho🤣🤣

[@BlackStar1587]

"Ok. I'll take anger management classes" *did he forgot about the guy who hit the man 60 times in under a second and took down a team of 30*

[@krischioney]

If it's the protagonist you're talking about, it'll only take him about 10 or more episodes for them to arrive at the entrance

[@pnozi]

@@krischioney yeah in one piece time

[@inkara3771]

I’ll take them 5 minutes. *IN DRAGON BALL TIME*

[@morganbrown8538]

Just another Memer Not unless 3 protagonists seizing a castle of sorts.

[@jccarbon1998]

"My goodness, I have no more allies" "You don't say!" Bruh Patrick is fed up with this man😂

[@superduperjoi6800]

Lol

[@GokkanZuzu]

@@hebxhn1203 you read that wrong bro. That's the boss and the supervisor talking about the waitress.

[@chals39]

1:56

[@nexisgamin1865]

Anyone gonna talk about how every dead Caleb looks like spaghetti?

[@zombiebuilder]

Exactly

[@AegixDrakan]

Boss: "Ok, I'm taking anger Management classes" Patrick: "Our psychologist is dead too" Boss: "Then I'll find an outside one" Patrick: "They all dead too" Boss: "....Hold up, back up, who *isn't* dead?" Patric: "Literally just you, me and the hero. Just the 3 of us. There's no one else alive in the universe" Boss: **sweats**

[@spazz274]

X'D

[@ekobutter]

I love this-

[@andrewwong2399]

Hero is not really doing his job then

[@TheBeginningGaming]

Aegix Drakan fucking funny

[@TheBeginningGaming]

Andrew Wong righ hol on 😂😂

[@B0PS]

Subordinate: Sir, you’re your only ally now Villain: *Guess i’ll die*

[@IamIK3]

This comment gets a like for using you’re and your correctly in the same sentence. You’re a modern day hero.

[@whoisArno]

@@IamIK3 bruh

[@patrickragland1032]

LOL, I gotta respect someone that uses the right your/you're.

[@MJT-DA]

@DunklerJägerZach i was about to say that lol

[@B0PS]

Eze The Igwe Thank you for YOUR kind words sir, YOU’RE too kind

[@ChavynJaice]

You should do “when villains always let the superhero get up” 😂😂

[@pathfinder011]

And also "when The Hero waits and sees until the villain transforms into his maximum form" xD

[@altayveyongunner1321]

Chavyn Jaice bru this shit drives me crazy they be on deaths door and they be like no let him go wtf man

[@alwaysm.i.a10]

@@pathfinder011 Game of Thrones. Season 4. Episode 8. I always feel like it's going to play out differently.

[@muhoku]

@@pathfinder011 Hmmmm I'm Hearing The Name Goku in my Conscious😂

[@yaboi5012]

When the mc is about to do a sneak attack but yells while doing it therefore giving their sneak attack away

[@goofyahhgamer35productions39]

“I don’t even know how the lights are still on, you killed the guy that takes care of that too.” 😂😂😅😅

[@maybekai6910]

“I Don’t even know how the *liightts* are on”

[@clarencejohnson8964]

Found this comment😂

[@unlucky7129]

😂

[@tyronbradley1812]

“That was the last of our guys, we literally only have enemies now!” .....bruh 😂😂😂

[@EvilLordCanas]

Crash Bandicoot 2 in a nutshell.

[@Shadowlrd265]

I expected the wounded guy to just get up later, and be like “this feigning death thing is really useful”

[@taliastarsister8086]

Subordinate: "I messed up, buy it won't happen again." Villain: "You're right, it won't." *shoots him

[@HandsomeWaver]

Antagonist: *doesn’t kill their subordinate this time after losing* The subordinate: Fine, I’ll do it myself...

[@Narinjas]

That would be next i hope, after he takes anger management classes. (then boss is surprised Pikachu face and the manager looks at him saying what did you do?! Then boss is like the war personally trained, manager, to what , boss, to avoid making me angry, manager FFS i am OUT, then boss delivers the ok then, (and the famous) GET OOoOOUT, (normal voice) then.)

[@valmid5069]

“We fought to last man!” Red Skull: *Evidently Not*

[@InfernosReaper]

They did fight to last man, who promptly left because he was the last man and *someone* had to tell the boss what was up

[@christianbryan6961]

*I understood that referance* 👉

[@cortezmartinez8659]

Nice

[@salaali8918]

@@christianbryan6961 *rolls eyes obnoxiously*

[@VogtTD]

@@InfernosReaper Yeah, it seems Red Skull can't count.

[@Shaquille0_0atmeal]

I think he’s the best “I’m talking to myself meme” person

[@boy9019]

*insert Obama giving himself a medal meme here*

[@its_JKO]

by a longshot

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

You mean the tell me you LongBeachGriffy the man himself that is trying to get himself flagged from KZbin but people OFFFFFFF KZbin STILL LOVE HIM? there both good

[@JB-kd9wg]

Jimin'sPolanerConcordGrapeJam LONG BEACH GRIFFY

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

@@JB-kd9wg THANK YOU IK SOMEONE RECOGNIZES TOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEET

[@Abebabe413]

I almost spit out my mother fucking water when he said "those were the reinforcements"

[@XHyperslashX]

“I try to fight him, but he beat me” lol

[@BountyMan16]

🤣🤣🤣🤣that tone "he beat me"

[@XHyperslashX]

Ikr lol

[@kingfaun1236]

No homo tho

[@XHyperslashX]

Yup

[@XHyperslashX]

@@kingfaun1236 nice pfp I love zoro

[@lukasbubliauskas]

“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” Pat: “THE GUY WHO DO DAT DEAD TOO!”

[@OvSpP]

His name was pat?

[@eduardojara6955]

@@OvSpP he says his name at 1:13 Hope that clear things up

[@OvSpP]

Eduardo Jara thx.

[@eduardojara6955]

@@OvSpP no problem, I didn't notice until my 7th time watching. We're mostly focusing on the joke, so it's hard to notice

[@vanished209]

Lukas Bubliauskas 🤣🤣🤣

[@veridian4433]

"After the first 60 hits that he performed under a second" Caleb must be out here fighting JoJo's characters

[@kadentam2946]

Probably stopped time too

[@Raphie009]

Man crawled away to Jodeci.

[@wesleyantis1055]

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda

[@GT-wj3gl]

Or really any shonen protagonist. They out here doing crazy shit like that all the time lol

[@elbabo4522]

Ora

[@NicoUnken]

This is so cathartic to watch. I don't know how half the villains out there are able to get *anything* done with zero reliable staff.

[@jamesmoriarty4236]

Actually isn’t that smart? If the Boss kills his own minions, Then the Hero won’t get enough EXP to level up and beat the Boss

[@notstupidbutthatsalie601]

My God it is effective

[@crossmckinney3017]

@@notstupidbutthatsalie601 it's brilliant

[@ryderanimation9256]

Hmm. I would agree but... The last minions legitimately said "60 hits under a second" so I'd say he's like a level 65

[@ryderanimation9256]

@she killed the kids huh. You're right. Lit.

[@AlphaI250]

And the boss gets higher levels. mind fuckin blown

[@theinsanebookworm]

I love how hard Patrick was staring him down. His eyes were like “What, this don’t even hurt no more!”

[@soupfork7893]

Boss: "get the boss" Ally: "he's dead your killed him yesterday" Boss: *"wot"*

[@GhostscoperHD]

How are you going to edit your comment and still be magnificently wrong.

[@jwkillz]

@@GhostscoperHD damn what did he do to you

[@Subscribersnodignity]

Wtf is wrong with y'all two niggas

[@xukoe-0239]

Lmao (edited) and still left the “your killed the boss”

[@evilsson7399]

Why does his grammar matter? Is it irritating to look at? I cant comprehend how this is hurting you at all

[@casualfilth2241]

They really are true to their role, being villians to even their own subordinates.

[@rizqp9398]

0:26 The way he says “He beat me!” makes lose it

[@jonathangetachew1522]

it was pretty funny

[@thamasaurus]

I tried to fight him but... He beet me!!

[@danialaroff]

It sounds like Malaysian

[@dominiquewinston4005]

Fax

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

I love villains who kill their messengers when they bring them bad news. No better way to make sure you miss out on crucial strategic information, because your messengers will be to scared to tell you something you won't like

[@polishcow4327]

yes

[@bakerzane3055]

Too*

[@Shin-CannotFly]

*Enemy breaches the evil boss’s lair. Messenger: “great news! The enemy was successfully attacked.” Boss: “You mean defeated?” Messenger: “He was attacked... successfully.”

[@princesivil9898]

🤣🤦🏾 so true

[@randallmokjialung3592]

Imagine them actually bringing good news and getting accidentaly killed

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Nothing better than taking out your anger on other people.

[@zzellama]

*on yourself

[@KPJeel]

Then taking anger management classes...

[@treeman8727]

Hey that’s what my dad say to me

[@Lilpoppa05]

You again

[@absolnate4538]

Yo

[@thecatlord5157]

If everyone's dead who's gonna give him anger management classes?

[@wilhelmburgdorf9309]

Patrick will

[@mrigankjain4857]

All of his allies are dead, but he can still pay someone who hasn't heard of him to do it

[@aliddda328]

He'll kill the teacher

[@NIXCoffee24130]

"you have tried to kill me so many times my body does not longer needs oxygen constantly to survive" bro that was the best phrase ever it was so funny

[@nathanluong2723]

Villain: where are the medic *chokes nearest solider* Assistant: he was the medic.

[@junkbot2918]

XD

[@BlackDiamond2718]

When the medic was a battle medic

[@imnotaclown9603]

Change are to is

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Bigger Villain: chokes villain for improper grammar. ;)

[@codemanmj]

"Ok, I'll take anger management classes." He gon' kill everyone in one

[@kyemcleod4032]

PLOT HOLE: So at 2:06 he is clearly holding him up with his right hand but at 2:08 he is using the left side of his body. Answer: He has two right hands

[@justachupacabrawithinterne3618]

Is this. JoJo reference? ._.

[@errormackro1742]

Nah he's just holding him up with his hand upside down.

[@alpha6549]

@@errormackro1742 dafuq 😂

[@VVe3]

j. geil??

[@Sup-qv8lu]

@@justachupacabrawithinterne3618 who gonna call polnareff?

[@Door227]

I love seeing villains that actually care about all their minions like their a family or something

[@spiderfrider64]

That's good.