Call Me By Your Name | Crack!Video

spoilers (obviously)
also pls no one flag me for the ~ s e x y ~ bits lol this is my first attempt of making a crack!video that's not dan and phil haha so I hope you guys like it!
and pls go and buy this movie if you haven't already, the bluray is very beautiful and crisp and nice

[@_L.s....__.........._........m]

"i didn't lose my v-card to you"...got me dying

[@joeystary8171]

When did that happen? I’m soooo confused

[@user-sp5bd4vx5b]

Joey Holladay 0:39

[@weirdarchetype]

@Falling Star yeah cau see they are saying he lost it to oliver

[@kay-bg5wr]

LMFAAAAAOOSISOSOOO

[@wonhosthigh265]

“Then who???” “That’s a secret I’ll never tell *wink*”

[@FrapVoss]

I can't believe they're both straight, they were so good acting together.

[@ninji3711]

Omg ikr

[@roriesheets4403]

Kinda sad now ngl

[@roriesheets4403]

Boy oh boy does it hurt when you realize none of it’s real lol

[@harleyquiinnnn]

If I was bisexual and made a movie like this, I would say I'm straight, too., to nit make weird

[@ghost8974]

Harley Quinn yeah but there’s thousands of straight actors in straight relationships on screen and it’s not weird?

[@carolineswn4]

the fact that he actually had to dance with no music while filming.... HAHAHAHAHA

[@androne6663]

That’s like standard procedure in film lol

[@jaydenn3479]

The fact timothee f*d a peach

[@gachalexus1835]

Depresso expresso 😭😭😭

[@anapadilla1388]

Saf

[@lewinbadass5736]

GAHAHAJAJAKKSJAJJS

[@indigo2365]

Oliver: "Later" Elio: rude (but cute)

[@ozschragger9496]

i don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder than during the “bi bi bi” clip

[@candylove2904]

me too :D

[@Sophie-cm2un]

Oz Schragger HAHAHAH yeah right I’m so bi

[@cadenceramone2242]

😂😭🤣 YYYEEESSS!!!!

[@paytongoodwin8422]

OMG SAME bro I’m DEADDDD 💀

[@mramelka500]

Same...

[@kayleechisholm7921]

Statistics *YUP* Statistics *YUP YUP*

[@bingbong5342]

HAHAJAHDARFVJUEXJITGJIG

[@dannah354]

HAHAHAHAHAJSHAJSH

[@oifelixcomeherebro7986]

I CRY EVERYTIME HE SAYS IT!

[@sad.boys.]

miss lawtoonn miss lawtoon miss lawtoonn miss lawtooon

[@ritaholdorff601]

Look at me it’s Timmy T boutta hit em with a ztst let’s do a problem let us see the probability u c me on t.v!!!! Ahhh love it

[@melaniemertenspolak]

"YES a REALLY GOOD BOOK" COME PICK ME UP OFF THE GROUND PLEASE HAHAHAHA

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

i was literally crying omfg

[@Majaverymighty]

yes a really good *peach*

[@ninawatters]

what movie was that from

[@Majaverymighty]

nina and sarah huh? that quote is from a vine lol but the movie is obv cmbyn

[@lailaraza4804]

I’M DYING AH

[@madeleine6403]

This video cured my depression.

[@scrimogen]

the depression you got from the end of this film

[@Danny22]

@@scrimogen im thanking this video. Haha

[@deestewart3350]

Made me sad 😔

[@giseven833s8]

@@deestewart3350 I hate my self for watching it now and I have exams how am I supposed to study now😭😭😭

[@deestewart3350]

@@giseven833s8 be good! You can watch it forever after your exams.....or have your own love story ❤

[@rosemeetsdagger]

I just about lost my shit when it cutaway to the awkward dancing without music

[@zach_iiii]

Larries are everywhere i stg 😂👏👏💚💙💚💙

[@Blasianjazzy11]

OMG SAME ALSO I LOVE HARRY STYLES FRNWEIFDMEU WPA;

[@jcmoron986]

that is acting...

[@eleoeleo9526]

rosemeetsdagger omg same😂😂😂

[@ariismyqueenandonedirectio2408]

I love your profile pic ❤️

[@ruby-qe5sv]

YESSS I thought I was the only one that realized that he didn’t even recognize his own mother’s voice but recognized Oliver’s right away. Nobody was talking about it and IT WAS KILLING ME HAHA

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Ok Ok I actually noticed it after the 7th time I've seen the movie haha (and I've seen it like 12 times lol) there was a q+a about it too and I think Luca said it was intentional

[@ruby-qe5sv]

XxlovablelotusxX I’ve only watched it a couple times but now I feel like I need to watch it again bc there’s so much I missed lol

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Ok Ok yes! you will always notice something new whenever you rewatch it, like the way anella watches oliver + elio, or noticing that elio is wearing billowy+Oliver's shorts and shoes in the inverted dream sequence :P

[@ruby-qe5sv]

XxlovablelotusxX The way Luca’s mind works is actually amazing and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with for the sequel

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Ok Ok my body is ready for that sequel (also I hope they change some things from the book to make me happier lol)

[@mikak1765]

THE PEPPA MEME IM QUAKING

[@dumpsterfornicia]

Rashmika k “iTs tImothEe”

[@user-lu4xp7iv8c]

jihyocheekbones he actually says “it’s timmy t”

[@mikaylaworkowski5236]

mika k I’m wheezingggg

[@worrywirt]

I dance exactly like Oliver... send help

[@idontcare-dk5lp]

empty sky I'M CALLING 911 PLEASE HOLD ON IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY

[@yazminlares6000]

empty sky same sis

[@hmm4976]

are you dancing without music too?

[@giahemani3723]

You poor soul

[@yamilet16]

Am I the only one that thinks Oliver dances good?

[@Jophie10]

I just need you to know how important the hot tub one was

[@priscillaruiz687]

Jophie10 I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@genie6158]

I was CRYING

[@0ile__]

OMG YEs I needed this

[@ruby-qe5sv]

*StAtisTiCs StAtisTiCs StAtisTiCs StAtisTiCs*

[@sarahleclercq9328]

ruby Ms Lawton Ms Lawton Ms Lawton Ms Lawton

[@sweettea735]

ruby you missed the ‘yuhs’ between them also you’re my favourite teacher ever....ever..... man i need to get a life....

[@katielicheni9451]

TARJEI

[@heatherbyrne6935]

ogmogmfomfod isakkk

[@maya1675]

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@xSTTS]

omg the "what's better than puss, a REALLY GOOD BOOK" is sending me

[@blessmygaysoul4775]

1:39 Dance in Sims be like:

[@annacastlestream8124]

HAHAHAHA FACTS

[@amandabutterfly151]

Bless my gay soul BAHAHAJAHWHRJQD

[@deftonnnes]

LMAOAOAOAOAOA

[@mayacarter4059]

Lmaooo

[@ineffablejourn5143]

BAHAHHA

[@gvfbeh]

5:50 IM ACTUALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@stqrsz]

chcrrydol IM CHOKING ON FRIES

[@burgerpatty]

we meet again :0

[@sapphinaroller4992]

"I didn't lose my virginity to you" IM SCREAMINGG

[@alwayszunny]

@@labellepersonne8975 lady bird

[@og9656]

ITS VERY GROWN UP “ LOOK AT ME ITS TIMMY T” TOOK. ME. OUT. This videooooooo i love it!

[@breannasnow6585]

the way that oliver rides the bike with no hands at 3:48 absolutely KILLS ME

[@cricketgodcrickus]

HE GLIDES SO MAJESTICALLY 💀💀💀

[@kaitortmann852]

God that pewdiepie reaction was so true though

[@adrianugh4689]

Kait Ortmann that reaction was all of us

[@Majaverymighty]

omg that kip pfp ily

[@patricku8112]

The dance scene!! Gosh Armie, all the pressure you must have gone through

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

poor guy haha but he looked like he was having fun in the movie even though he was dying inside :P world class acting for you right there

[@snowandbooks]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

[@Chris-hp9be]

Why cant they play a music.?? Atleast with their phone

[@annabethchase297]

I think, I remember, that he said in an interview, he hated the dance scene... now I know why😂

[@ashleytremblay1740]

It ain’t no lie baby bi bi bi

[@bewitchedbylena]

I screamed at the apricock part in the book. It was SO funny to me I was like THIS IS TOO REAL javsishdi.

[@Victoria-it5es]

2:48 apricock precock precock apricock IM DEAD😂

[@KenBernardez]

Victoria funny is it's actually in the book! Hahaha

[@wyliehinton6495]

Even funnier Armie narrated it

[@samsmith757]

I was reading that part in school and I just closed the book and went on my phone 😂

[@lilykeshishyan4806]

@@samsmith757 same there were so many weird ass moments in call me by your name where i just had to close the book cause it was so embarrassing

[@potmki6601]

Did you guys complitely suppresed your personal puberty memories or what?

[@justboredidkslay]

He didn't recognize his girlfriend and his mother's voice and literally saying Oliver after he recognized his voice this is killing me

[@dearcybelle]

"Me during the peach scene' I DIED.

[@Marc-rx5xg]

They made Oliver really look like the most generic American tourist, I love it

[@char5180]

Baby Bi Bi Bi Lolololol

[@bitnah3179]

Okay, okay. I clicked out of sheer curiosity expecting this to disappoint....I laughed more then I expected

[@obsidianhowls21]

"I like this, it's VERY grown up" *statistics comes on* dfghjhgfdfghg I'm dyinggg laughing omgggg ^^^

[@enderman3977]

Me watching this: I think this might’ve actually helped me get over the movie a little bit Me hearing mystery of love or visions of Gideon: *intense sobbing*

[@abby-wm1db]

this film killed me I swear down it made me sob slkxkdkdk agh

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

abbs leigh rose same here dude I've been obsessed with it since November when I read the book and I saw it during the Christmas times and it still haunts me to this day ahhhh

[@pamethyst]

Me too omfg i watched it in summer at like 3am i was fucking sobbing alone:')

[@mariakara2419]

i recently watched it for the first time and was i the only one that thought one of them said that there would at least be some kind of happy-ish ending? like the ending fucked me over ugh. 😭😭😭😭

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

maria kara the ending fucked me up too but I read the book first before watching the movie, so I was ready for the impact lol but the ending of the book (which, if you haven't read it yet, continues from the ending of the film) is a BIT happier? idk it's more hopeful and open ended, but still bittersweet :( but I guess that's what makes it so raw and beautiful because it's realistic

[@Jesusmendoza_]

I say we badger the author for a new book with a happy ending.

[@oof-rr5nf]

maria kara I thought so too. I thought maybe in a few years . . . BUT NOPE

[@oof-rr5nf]

Lauterio I'm with ya fam

[@noelee234]

There’s a sequel coming out in 2019 or 2020 they confirmed it. I’m soooo happy❤️❤️

[@dearcybelle]

APRICOCK PRECOCK PRECOCK APRICOCK 😂😂😂😂

[@utiueo]

i love that u did the ending credits exactly like the movie

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

i'm actually so happy you noticed that hahaha

[@nairelysnavarro7093]

THIS IS THE B E S T THING EVER THANK YOU SO MUCH MY EYES ARE BLESSED MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY HAIR IS SHINIER, YES. THANK YOU.

[@nairelysnavarro7093]

I came back just to repeat 2:55 one million times more lmao i'm

[@adrianugh4689]

I agreed

[@julie-pj2rb]

omg that dan and phil part!!!

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

itsjulie I always gotta include my boys

[@karenrodrigues101]

XxlovablelotusxX omg I love you for that part 😂😂

[@lisa_vxng]

me too omg :D

[@brylee4752]

what video is their part from??

[@xialotdemir8337]

brylee "lingering" and "short shorts" parts

[@kayla-bw7hd]

3:50 are we not gonna talk about how elio almost ran over that lady😂

[@redsprite4628]

Can't stop thinking about how when Olliver reaches out for Elio to pull himself up, Elio fucking GRABS the man's whole ass arm instead

[@Julia36229]

That was so funny, keep it going!

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Julia36229 omg thank you!

[@adastra8019]

this the best crack lmAO

[@alicejones5312]

It's 1 AM and my mother is going to yell at me because I'm laughing too loudly

[@amandabutterfly151]

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR RIDE TO PLAY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MANY MEMORIES THAT SONG HOLDS

[@mariakara2419]

IM SCREAMING THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST ON YET AND ITS SO HILARIOUS & LITERALLY PERFECT!!! im obsessed. 😄👏🏼

[@johnnyalves1361]

maria kara noora♡

[@eligirl100]

How did I just found out about this video? It’s everything I’ve ever wanted.

[@peyhot]

IM SCREAMING AT THE PART WHERE THERES NO MUSIC

[@rylee706]

*StAtIStiCs*

[@oddbreyevergreen8895]

WHERE IS THAT VIDEO OF ARMIE DANCING

[@ollakinanti9070]

4:08 *tHAt's HellA tIgHT*

[@myeesho4914]

2:47 *F L y I N g c O L o r S*

[@norametwally9904]

What does that part mean i watched the movie so many times but i still don’t understand what flying colors is supposed to mean

[@THEE.apples]

@@norametwally9904 means he passed

[@stephpiano2908]

THIS WAS EVERYTHING OH MY GOD

[@beaurad]

I love ur pfp

[@mirixx9351]

ahhh bless your heart for putting dan and phil in this

[@lcverses]

dan and phil at 1:05 and 3:30 im screaming

[@aristichatzipanagioti6518]

YES ME TOO

[@gingerkatherina]

Some of them were pretty cute 😍😭 I cried at the "everytime we touch" one. Am I weird? Don't answer that, please

[@lailaraza4804]

2:33 is probably the best one. I’m still crying.

[@dakotaxrayne]

"Your shorts are very short and I like it" IN DYING SK HD JA

[@pjpfeiffer4495]

This is it... This is my favorite video ever

[@lovecarly7653]

so glad i found this. balanced out all the sadness I got from watching this film. this film is so beautiful it's still haunting me after weeks from watching it

[@adriansarkisov7927]

🍑 That's all I had to say

[@samsmith757]

Adrian Sarkisov 😳😳😳

[@tanaishastephens2002]

Adrian Sarkisov I was the 169th like😔✊🏼

[@jaquelinebernhard5682]

The movie goes further than the peach scene!

[@Laura-wp4me]

Hands down the best crack video I’ve seen so far and trust me I’ve seen a lot!! Love them 💓

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Like literally so cute omg thank you thank you !!

[@camillabosca2872]

Omg what if ladybird was cmbyn sequel in a parallel universe \ *-*/

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

Camilla Bosca thats hella tight (also hella sad for elio)

[@martinjones5847]

That would be very baller

[@aristichatzipanagioti6518]

THAT DAN AND PHIL AUDIO I LITERALLY SCREAMED OMG TØP TOO I LOVE YOU

[@goyangeden9891]

0:20 i didn't expect to find hamilton in this but i'm happy lmao

[@bi-bibabyblue9649]

3:33 my names blurryface and I approve of this message(man)

[@clarisa6511]

👉😎👉

[@kierragiles6391]

Armie : * straight * (maybe) Timothée : * chaotic bi energy has entered the chat *

[@lidofajam5296]

I've been crying over this movie for ages. I needed this.

[@kimjinkyu1024]

1:03 I've been singing that through out the movie

[@lovingnathee]

Pepa is fan of Timmy Tim!!! Statistics is a HIT!!

[@katyvu7360]

1:37 LMAOOOOO IM CRYINGG

[@melissatunca5336]

5:13 that was exactly my reaction xD

[@emolove1105]

0:54 😂😂😂😂 I'm so glad that's a thing I can't stop laughing

[@cantthinkofaname6554]

"Later my a55"

[@neverbeensodefenseless]

0:14 Sorry but too much for me🥺🥺😭 Hamilton + Call me by your name= me crying and fangirling really hard

[@agnese929]

This video is pure gold ✨

[@noragrey54]

Oliver: -wispers to Marzia- I could take your man if I want to 💅

[@anne_tymoshenko]

0:14 When you watch the crack video about the masterpiece you love and suddenly hear another masterpiece you love. HELPLEEEEEES! Hamilton fans you know what I mean)

[@lamlarry6056]

"Bi" 😂 cant agree more

[@benedictcabbagepatch6627]

If this isn't the best thing here. The songs, the timing, the editing wtf?!! I honestly didn't think this would be so good. I lost it on every single one of the clips and can barely breathe rn, dude YOU'RE AMAZING!!

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

omg that's so nice, thank you!

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

also, I can kinda see your replies but I can't read the entire replies because youtube says the comment doesn't exist :( dunno why yt is giving ya a hard time replying. I can try to reply to some of the stuff I can read before the comment was cut off :D I'm glad I can be of help with the post-cmbyn sadness! i LOVE talking to people about cmbyn and opening up discussions about the book, movie, book sequel and future movie sequel, even tho it's been 4 years since i've seen the movie and read the book, I still have so much to say and love about it! hopefully you can try to reply this time haha incase I missed anything else you said :)

[@benedictcabbagepatch6627]

@@XxlovablelotusxX oh shoot I kinda went on a comment spree cause I was so confused and annoyed as to why I couldn't reply, I prolly commented the same thing for like 12 times. I'm so sorry about the spams, dang I feel so embarrassed lol. But thanks for being so sweet about it. I really appreciate your kindness and well your channel hehe. I watched cmbyn last year and I cannot even explain the emotions I felt, it was a whiplash of everything it was so beautiful...but you already know that cause duh! Here's to the hope that we'll get the sequel soon!! Thank you for being so wonderfully understanding and for the masterpiece that is the crackvideo XD. Once again I'm sorry for the spams :(

[@benedictcabbagepatch6627]

@@XxlovablelotusxX also I really hope you get these this time

[@XxlovablelotusxX]

​@@benedictcabbagepatch6627 dont worry, i got it haha and nah it's all good! I'm really flattered actually :) it's always really nice to see comments and I absolutely love replying to comments when I can, so no need to be embarrassed ! aww thank you so much, same here, cmbyn is one of those movies that have greatly impacted my life and remains to be one of the most important movie to me for various reasons. it's very touching and beautiful indeed

[@imjaredim1932]

Sometimes I just crack over how many dad noises Armie makes

[@agnieszkabiaon7155]

Me the first time i was watching "call me by your name" :😀😏😭👁️👄👁️😮❤️ Me the 9th time i was watching "call me by your name" :😀 😏 😭 👁️ 👄 👁️ 😮 ❤️

[@karmacages]

BEST ONE SO FAR I'M DYING

[@agnese3172]

I WaSnT eXpECtIng dAN aNd pHiL

[@billie7278]

STATISTICS IM WHEEZINGGG

[@jewel3104]

0:55 I love the way he sways hahaha

[@elmaxisiconic3383]

3:02 when my phone isn't on silent and rings in front of my friends Yes that is my ringtone 🤣

[@alte21]

its been so long since ive heard dan and phil's voice im so glad THEYRE IN THIS

[@h2odrew854]

1:46 HAHA they look like my sims dancing

[@benji_kay]

all those references/ jokes you made on the CMBYN video spoke to my god-damned-soul, sincerely thank you.

[@kenmas_lipgloss]

5:34 I just wanna to become an actor only to be in Kind of these scenes with timothee oh my lord

[@sofiascarpa]

I just finished watching this movie and was bawling my eyes out but this made me feel so much better. Thank you.

[@willowjustice7009]

4:18 I was crying and laughing at the same time

[@Michelle-wv4fw]

OMG this is the best one i've seen so far!!! i laughed much more than I expected to. thank you! this was amazing!

[@HomosapienNo94628]

AHHHHH I WASN'T EXPECTING THE PAT ON THE BACK THING MY DADSSSSS DANYUL AND FILUP

[@laoalice6584]

I love how every creak video will include the statistics rap but they each have different ways of making me spit my drink lol lol

[@jnfr.lora04]

0:48 You should have added in the “im gay” meme as Elio’s response. That would have been funnier💀😂

[@alegarrido8504]

poor lady bird

[@lottiemanley2740]

Timothee and Armie need to see this!!

[@user-ri1yd1tk9f]

5:00 THE FACT THAT THIS KISS SCENE WASNT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT AND ARMIE JUST DID IT HAS ME SKSKSKZK-

[@neivilde.1242]

Omg yes im so happy you used the book scene with apricock, the book is honestly so amazing and makes you appreciate the movie even more!!