Call of Duty 19 : Vanguard

The Tiny Tank One.
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[@RedheadStonerJesus]

the last guy running for his life literally has me crying. he was terrified of that tiny tank

[@lildyo]

“FUCKING LAG REEEE”

[@elhopper3735]

Poor guy put up a good fight but it was ultimately futile

[@BEERBOMB113]

Dude that rc tank is a fucking menace of a KS lmao vanguard doesnt look so bad(at least when dunkey is playing) kind of reminds me of black ops style cod but in the ww2 setting.

[@UnchainedSora]

@@BEERBOMB113 It's not even a killstreak. It's a field upgrade - meaning you earn it over time no matter what. Getting kills earns it faster, but you can earn it without getting any.

[@Gatorade69]

@@BEERBOMB113 It's running on the new Modern Warfare engine which is actually pretty good, so it plays kinda like MW in WW2 or so I hear. Still not going to buy it, but I do have some respect for infinity ward for the engine and MW.

[@noodles3328]

“Why did you choose this weapon” “It’s funny” “It’s not to us” COD with friends in a nutshell

[@ClarkReviews]

i expected a "not funny, didnt laugh"

[@LeiChaobruh]

Funnee

[@SourCyanide]

dude is named sasuke lol

[@martmine4618]

I mean you gotta love this, we out here playing a war shooter and they are complaining about war weapons. Like what do you mean it's not fun, no matter the weapon the goal is still to kill you efficiently

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Chad Dunkey move

[@Movie_Games]

The best thing about CoD is hearing their mic when you kill them. Wish all games did this.

[@AizaakThurston]

I loved messing with people by saying "ahh he wasn't good I just messed up too much" after I die lol

[@Ant.3499]

wait is this in most cods? I've never noticed it before

[@splitplug]

@@Ant.3499 It's at least in the last three Cod games. Death comms.

[@Stefan-lx9dz]

What if you mute your mic? Will they still hear you? Lol

[@TheOfficialRamVenkatakrishnan]

@@Stefan-lx9dz no.

[@TheIndivisibleNation]

The "NO F*CKING WAAAY!" at the end honestly made me laugh out loud.

[@shawnikus1810]

same lmfaoooooo

[@LuluFluffs]

Bruh PickleMilk went off

[@zxccxz9897]

I thought he yelled out "MY F*CKING LEGGGG"

[@ericfjellanger6769]

fucking lag?

[@thevenomoth3455]

*THE FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAG*

[@lukejodrey]

"COD isn't the same anymore all these kids do is camp". Ah a classic line as old as time itself

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

What I find hilarious is that camping is just a side effect of one thing in the game that's always been there, aim down sights. The people that complain about camping should just simply demand that there isn't movement slowdown when you're aiming. Now people wouldn't have to feel the need to stay in safe spots as much since there isn't a penalty for moving around. But then the same fuckers would probably be hypocrites and complain it's "too fast" or "not realistic" so yeah. Thank fuck Halo's multiplayer came out early so I wouldn't have to waste any time with either Vanguard or Battlefield as far as friends trying to make me buy the pieces of shit.

[@Miss-Foe]

Its an even bigger problem in this CoD because they made the TTK suuuuper low, even by CoD standards.

[@casualrat1807]

ironic, he truely is a man of the old ages

[@MSF_Arcane]

@@Miss-Foe The infamous clip of a guy getting a V2 in like 18 seconds with a semi auto shotgun.

[@ryanh1013]

They actually fixed that problem with the jetpacks but people hated them. Not because they were a bad mechanic or anything it’s just the people complaining were old jaded fucks with nostalgia glasses on who didn’t realize the reason they weren’t having fun anymore was because they weren’t twelve anymore and instead blamed it on jetpacks.

[@greggggggggg]

the best part about every call of duty release is watching dunkey break the game with the harlem globetrotters theme playing

[@vanillaicecream2385]

"alright i wont use the rpg" -continues to use panzerfaust because people who play cod are braindead loosers who cant read weapon names and dunkey didn't make this joke and now im sad

[@lucaguida4286]

@@vanillaicecream2385 the fuck

[@courtneywilliams6376]

I’ll never forget “Black Ops!” Haha

[@ILikeGoodMusic313]

First strand type Call Of Duty

[@clementello]

Black Ops!

[@MikeReprogle]

Haven't played CoD in something like 10 years and I love that people just get on and complain about lag and campers still. I feel like I never left.

[@alepepperoni2563]

Lmao

[@Nick1921945]

Cod will never change. They just want to keep milking the same 2000's engine back to back every game. They took out quick scoping and I never played it since

[@kingstarscream320]

@@Nick1921945 That’s why I stick to MOHAA. Pure skill and none of that casual leveling up nonsense for the babies.

[@rchaykovskiy]

@@Nick1921945quick scope was one of the best parts of CoD 😢

[@seancsnm]

My grandfather fought on the Western front in WW2. This is exactly how I imagined things as he told stories of his days in action.

[@Balnazzardi]

" and then I saw this mini tank take out half of my squad mates as it hit them in the knee...."

[@eavyeavy2864]

Only boomer want accurate ww

[@fenexus404]

@@Balnazzardi And in their death, all we could hear was them shouting "F*ck you."

[@LowLifeAM]

I love how everyone immediately goes limp as the tank makes contact with their knees

[@davidhong1934]

I used to be a CoD player, then I took a baby tank to the knees

[@boredniko2406]

Hey I'd probably go limp if a tiny tank hit me in the shins at 3mph too. Took a stationary steel beam to shin at work the other day and almost went down lol

[@Ryuhza]

The military won't accept soldiers with flat feet

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@boredniko2406 I hit my hip on the corner of my immobile stationary table while going less then a mile an hour and had to rush to the ER.

[@themoonzombie_]

I feel like getting hit with a baby tank actually would make sense to knock you over

[@CeCe-wg8bm]

Dunkey is a such a hero, bravely defending Donkey Kong’s honor when he was slandered.

[@SirDiamondNips]

Sounds like some simpy white knight shit to me...

[@CeCe-wg8bm]

@@SirDiamondNips you’d be a fool to not simp for Dunkey or Donkey Kong

[@ratman8186]

The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved

[@JackLambert-lo9oc]

Nobody slanders the Kong.

[@chamtheman551]

Gotta honor the first member of the DK crew

[@MarcusTheDarkness]

Dunkey never fails to find the OP mechanic in a game.

[@Clipazine]

It's not hard to find in CoD, every release has several

[@Scroolewse]

@@Clipazine Especially Vanguard though. the Vanguard release was the most imbalanced I've ever seen a CoD game I think, I've only played a select few throughout my years though.

[@claudiapatriciamouramarche7881]

Excetp the hit game neck 2 for the ps5

[@BonsaiPop]

They should’ve liked Donkey Kong.

[@DankSpoony]

"Shoulda had pants"

[@Leon_y1]

Donkey Kong sucks

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

@@Leon_y1 donkey kong not suck

[@Luci_lanterne836]

@@Leon_y1 no u lol

[@bbtbbbbtbb3166]

@@Leon_y1 sucks from the teats of gods.

[@timothyrosko9394]

"Dude I bet they don't even know I also write free verse poetry" is one of the best things I've heard in CoD chat lmao

[@commanderleo]

Oooh that's what he was trying to say, I kept replaying it, trying to figure it out

[@gergingorunusluadam9283]

Time stamp???

[@Lucios1995]

@@gergingorunusluadam9283 2:32

[@caberknight9013]

I read this right as he said that

[@erens-basement]

I was waiting for him to give us a sample

[@sinaRambo]

“May I ask why you chose an RPG?” “…Funny” KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂

[@alvaroprieto2092]

Not to us!

[@kevinrhea7332]

ya cod isn’t even an rpg it’s an fps

[@Snookbone]

Shh

[@rchaykovskiy]

@@kevinrhea7332lmao

[@lga4187]

"I bet you guys don't know I do free verse poetry" is a blink and you miss it gem.

[@Rectangularification]

Yep, that and the guy asking how Dunkey shot him through a wall

[@btarg1]

I have literally never heard voice chat like this in a CoD game it's always so silent now It's a christmas miracle

[@GastNdorf]

On console irssilentyeah, not so much on pc

[@dyl0wned]

I like how a near miss with an RPG doesn’t kill someone, whereas walking into a slow moving robot insta-kills you.

[@frostyguy1989]

Yeah. Why wouldn't it? That's how physics works.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Getting your shins broken is no laughing matter.

[@GoForItDontLayUp]

It's a panzerfaust scrub

[@bagggers9796]

Also I didn't know they had fucking remote controlled kill drones in 1942 but gotta have those kill streak rewards

[@uthergoodman401]

It's like the freaking Halo CE physics were youd accidentally kill your whole team trying to get into the warthog just from moving it 2 inches.

[@Aidswayz]

Got scared for a moment that Dunkey would miss out on a day of Donkey Kong December. But then I remembered how he knows how important this month is.

[@IcyDiamond]

I really hope that he doesn’t actually play a Donkey Kong game until the 31st

[@maryz9319]

Donkey! Kong! December!

[@Kakiya]

Classic

[@junkfooddiet]

donkey kong is the reason for every season

[@sticklyboi]

SAY HE WONT DO IT HE GON DO IT EVERY DAY

[@regi4791]

1:48 never has a single word made me breathless and convulsing with laughter, holy shit. Just the fucking way he says “funny” is the most hilarious shit in the world 💀💀

[@Onesteve3333]

The COD community is full of such wonderful gentle souls.

[@conndor2753]

It's enough to rival FFXIV

[@justasgriskevicius3492]

"man it's not the same, kids everywhere and dudes camping" Actually it's been the exact same for at least 10 years now

[@ericbraley838]

Call of Duty, Call of Duty never changes.

[@py_a_thon]

The RPG is an anti camp tool...

[@JZStudiosonline]

Try like 15.

[@junova7503]

@@py_a_thon See, what they're really mad at is that they're dying from people camping when they're trying to get to their camping spots.

[@ddshocktrooper5604]

How are there campers in a game that has an unkillable tiny tank that instakills everyone that can just go in and remove the campers?

[@kakokapolei123]

At this point, I'm almost convinced that the entire CoD community are just clones of the same 5 people

[@Sephnessed777]

CoD players reproduce via mitosis.

[@BevvRatBites]

Can you define these cantankerous cartoon individuals with the same wit that brought this beautiful statement to life?

[@PuertoRicanGlow2010]

@@BevvRatBites yes i can

[@BevvRatBites]

@@PuertoRicanGlow2010 *Then do it.*

[@PuertoRicanGlow2010]

@@BevvRatBites anime sucks and its all the same shit

[@liamkelly180]

"May I ask why you chose the RPG?" Because it's part of the game that I paid for and is a viable strategy that combines elements of upsetting my enemies and efficient killing. Donk: "Funny" Truly this man's intelligence is beyond out comprehension

[@Realmfaker]

Like seriously, don't cheat and just use all the available mechanics if they work for you.

[@DeadMasterMusic]

That mini tank is the definition of Halo: CE physics when you drive and love tap someone to death

[@cristianarreola8582]

Going 1 mph, and driving in the opposite direction

[@Patterrz]

No matter what happens, CoD voice chat will never change

[@adreamingwolf]

Someone said my mom is a fat bitch when I killed him the other day. It was funny lol.

[@Zirkalaritz]

War... War never changes.

[@gingerwhale871]

I bet once the AIs take over, theres gonna be a special brand limited to COD voice chatt to keep the tradition alive

[@pinda6402]

It's actually kinda wholesome really

[@flavorflavius9382]

Idk, it's becoming decidedly more.... uh... "ebonic" as time goes on.

[@SudhuJ]

"This game really makes you FEEL like you've already played it before." -Dunk Tzu, The Art of Video Games

[@IcyDiamond]

@Call Me Corn He didn’t steal your comment lmao

[@IcyDiamond]

I was gonna dislike Dunkey for saying this, but then I realized that’s since no one else disliked him, why should I?

[@RoachCatJr]

@Call Me Corn i mean any sort of time passing would count as waiting, so yes he did . either that or YOU took it from him if ur implying he did it b4 u .

[@theguywhowentthere3346]

Awww shit, nice one.

[@SudhuJ]

@Call Me Corn I didn't even see your comment lmao

[@the_box_of_shame]

The ending is so fucking golden. I was already laughing at him running from this tiny immovable object but it then caught up to him and I legitimately wheezed.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

"All these fucking kids do it play the objective of the game." I have to say, putting an automatic kill aura around the mini RC tank was a wonderful idea and I hope it stays around forever.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

Goliath mobile mine.

[@ogSamuraiSlashes]

Love how dunkey doesn't say this game is bad or good, just demonstrates it

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Why say words when the game speaks for itself? He's a critic, through and through.

[@plabcentral630]

He is a what for a lot of cod games

[@bigf0ot25]

@@plabcentral630 what lol

[@therealist8569]

I mean he hardly needs to, it's COD we all know what it is. There's always dumb fun to be had, the question is just is your dumb fun worth $60 to you lol.

[@thegreygoblin5165]

I mean to be fair, I feel like some games need explanation and thorough analysis... Others, you just need to watch for a few minutes and you'll understand what's gone wrong

[@evanstroud]

I can spend two years learning a game but within a few hours Dunkey knows the unbeatable way to troll everyone effortlessly.

[@twotendj]

I love how dunkey just left it at that "may I ask why you used RPG?" "funni" "Its not funny to us." "okay i wont use rpg no more"

[@jakobhoward2287]

"I put a whole clip into that thing"- It's. A. Tank.

[@BirmadeBan]

The fact Dunkey bought this game shows he truly cares about us

[@E-damnn]

They may have given it to him for free. But the fact that he played this game shows he truly cares about us

[@clementello]

@@E-damnn He may have known he would definitely get some good footage playing this game. But the fact that he only used two weapons throughout the entire montage shows he truly cares about us

[@cosmicthunder25]

It's a good game

[@johnmillay6790]

@@cosmicthunder25 yea I'm liking it can't wait for more zombies maps

[@Frodinir]

i played the free trial its not too bad actually, i wouldnt pay full price for it tho

[@julsie3195]

"Call of Doody's just not the same anymore, all these kids do is camp." Dude, that's literally every call o' dutee ever.

[@Fancy405]

ITS NOT CALL OF DUTEE ITS CALL OF DUNKEY

[@JohnDoe-fz6zn]

Never the same after 4

[@braydenp7682]

@@JohnDoe-fz6zn mw2 was pretty fun

[@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506]

Nah, in CoD people always ran around as far as I remember. That's why I stadted playing tactical shooters atbone point.

[@L3GiTAc1D]

not black ops 1

[@lStr1ker50l]

This man really said “it’s not fun for us”

[@fabiofabiobio]

Can't believe Dunkey of all people would try to introduce RPG elements into a Call of Duty game

[@ivalid5258]

The day has finally come where dunkey could use a USB steering wheel for Call of Duty

[@IcyDiamond]

He would’ve killed everyone if his little brother didn’t take his controller

[@noaag]

Collab with Noel... man i cannot imagine dunkey on tmg lool

[@sheenvr5986]

This man has never EVER received a dislike in his whole youtube career, honestly a hero.

[@lebrunjaym676]

Nope because I’m still waiting on among us Tuesday’s

[@rekhavmenon1507]

@@lebrunjaym676 amogus is dead Give me Minecraft Mondays and Ratatouille speedruns for fucks sake

[@LavosTheOneEyedTick]

@@rekhavmenon1507 Actually it’s Drama Mondays, fake fan

[@pariah87]

lol i still see the dislikes with a plugin and his numbers are still insane

[@kingcam0775]

@@pariah87 107k likes, 700 dislikes!

[@romilrh]

You gotta love the guys who yell "EXACTLY" a bunch of times after they speak, cuz as we all know, not letting the other person talk means you win the argument

[@Teddy-nl8yp]

always so excited when a new call of duty game comes out… cuz then i get to see dunkey make grown men act like 6th graders

[@samchester7986]

and then they think that they're the shit

[@Twolol]

donkey kong becomes the best if you eliminate all the donkey kong haters

[@Guaguadeath]

Twolooooool

[@Robo2415]

NO TRUER WORDS WILL EVER BE SPOKEN.

[@tomascurti1753]

Just like Dunkey when you eliminate the dislike count

[@kapitanOsveta]

Why would you do that, what are they gonna do, dislike the donkey Kong videos?

[@mr.camcorder829]

Probably a quote from Sun Tzu

[@angeloutlookk6364]

I don't understand how Dunkey manages to absolutely stomp on everyone in any cod game in the dumbest way possible

[@timsmyth7942]

editing

[@callmehands]

@@timsmyth7942 but still though

[@FiishGaming]

@@timsmyth7942 I mean these mini tank streaks weren't even edited

[@clev7989]

@@timsmyth7942 true. There has to be endless hours of people suffering through dunkey's content machine. Honestly that thought is funnier than anything that dunkey kong has ever made

[@WitherAndProsper]

because its not donky, he just stole this footage from bingobongo

[@raak_in444]

I love when Dunkey plays the new cods cuz he always seems to find that one item or weapon which needs to be nerfed.

[@bananawitlegs5938]

0:34 he just ran into the tank willingly

[@Cyranek]

donkey kong december just keeps getting better

[@Beastw1ck]

Say he won’t do it

[@andreabritton7415]

@@Beastw1ck say he won't do it

[@En7my]

@@andreabritton7415 say he won't say he won't say he won't do it

[@hinamiravenroot7162]

@@Beastw1ck he won't do it. Mentioning DK isn't enough you gotta directly adress the game(play) He's biast and nitpicking I win buh-byeeee

[@RyukoKiryuin510]

@@hinamiravenroot7162 *"say he won't do it and he'll do it everyday"*

[@bipolarpanda2388]

Vanguard really makes you feel like you’re guarding a van.

[@romankovalov9015]

Note to self, not to guard the van at vanguards house - Gex

[@cloudwhitehart]

This is most genuine chuckle Ive had since I lost my job. Thanks

[@MakoBallistic]

Oh shit. This is some top tier commenting right here.

[@CoastalKite]

IGN? What are you doing here?

[@tauno4280]

lelelel

[@CrawLBoss]

Guy: "May i ask why you chose RPG?" Dunkey: "Funny" Guy: It's not fun for us. Me: Since when did players care about others entertainment?

[@SamuiriGuy]

Came back for the John Dick joke

[@RobertIDK]

That John Wick joke is exactly why Dunkey will be remembered as one of the most brilliant comedic voices of our time. Truly remarkable

[@ivanfadeem5514]

*Sooo true. Iconic voice*

[@squidboii]

Pizza butt

[@jovon6791]

If I could dislike a comment….

[@juliusfisher1298]

Normal guy: “may I ask why you chose RPG?” Dunkey: “funny”

[@treytison1444]

Lol dis guy said John Dick.

[@MrQjax]

“I bet you they don’t know I write free verse poetry too” is an all-time line

[@Amelia-ge7uz]

the ONLY hero of voice chat

[@darkknight199711]

Sound like the rip again guy

[@joshpalmer4420]

a legend of our time

[@systemofadown945]

The "dude i put a whole clip into that thing-" kills me

[@michaelturner5093]

Mf unironically pulled a "they don't know I'm forklift certified" in a CoD lobby

[@TimmyMcGowan]

I love the “fuck” at 1:36 he’s not mad at anybody. just slightly let down by life in general at that moment

[@chulovesyou217]

I like that one guy around 2:35 who isn't even mad at the mini tank, he's just rightfully confused as to why simply *touching* it makes you drop dead

[@ibrahimoda3196]

notice how there's no dislike on this video. Dunkey's killin' it

[@dizzee2100]

536 so far, I can see it

[@livelightningreaction]

@@dizzee2100 whaddya talkin 'bout? there's no dislikes

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

Dunkey's very based

[@kinderx16_38]

@Freak4Leeks is there an extension that helps you understand the joke?

[@eneseusm459]

It's because there were more dislikes for the GTA 5 ps5 trailer, that's why KZbin removed the dislikes

[@mysticat]

I think this was supposed to say the game sucks, but I REALLY wanna drive that baby tank

[@Donutinator24]

I wish we could all enjoy video games more like the dunk

[@thomaslamptonbickham2939]

@@Donutinator24 Dunkey is truly the least salty gamer. He can see the good in anything.

[@Jas-D]

It's actually quite fun tbh

[@yka9976]

@@Jas-D eh

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@Jas-D I think it looks like fun too but I feel like I'd drop £50 on it, use 100GB of disk space and then end up getting bored of it after an hour. I wish I could bring back my teenage obsession with CoD.

[@g1sunstreaker584]

the CoD videos are my very favorite genre of dunkey vids. the globetrotter theme is just too priceless

[@VechsDavion]

I like the RC tank. Yes.

[@joevace8390]

This guy has 0 dislikes. Truly the best youtuber in all of existence.

[@Pigness7]

it has 196 dislikes

[@tikkalla]

@@Pigness7 I'm pretty sure he's joking and knows dislikes are no longer visible 🤣🤣

[@lucasmorris3250]

@@tikkalla nah it’s true, get return KZbin dislikes extension for chrome.

[@KaeraNeko]

@@tikkalla I can still see them, am I being gaslit?

[@SoundVillageChunin17]

Alright alright, let's not run a joke into the ground already.

[@Finigini]

That little rc tank is like that thought expirament of the immortal snail that constantly chases you down and kills you if it touches you.

[@AlexScottDixon]

Thought experiment?

[@sibanbgd100]

@@AlexScottDixon it's a novel concept where you experiment by thinking. Some real high grade stuff

[@bahskintimulholde6191]

Is that a motherfukken Jojo reference?! (Rolling Stones)

[@BigWheel.]

It's a Goliath RC mine, not a tank.

[@valerievelasco3022]

@@BigWheel. who cares

[@thelegendarychicken8831]

How did I miss this, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[@grichl88]

I wish I could find the joy in multiplayer the way Dunkey does.

[@drewbocop]

I can never tell if dunkey is an expert at video games or if he's just an expert at editing but either way he's an expert at something

[@goodsmithies812]

Underrated comment

[@michaelmckinnie]

He is an expert at trolling

[@bw-mx1dy]

Just cheese the SBMM. Purposely suck ass for a couple of games, get bumped down to the short bus lobbies, then rip & tear for the video footage.

[@akashmaurya4393]

He is an expert at experting!!!

[@killbabies0341]

@@bw-mx1dy I don't think dunkey is a pathetic loser who would do that. It's just editing, your not going to make a video and put in all the times you died.

[@formerJIM33333]

There's only one other person in this video having a genuinely good time, and it's the one riding on the mini tank

[@AnimatedTerror]

Yeah. I’m glad that people are seemingly pushing for better content from these companies but it’s just made everyone really cynical and it’s not fun. I miss the imaginary time that didn’t exist but I want to imagine existed when I was the only cynical one so even though I wasn’t having fun, everyone else was and it made it easier for me to drop said cynicism and have fun myself.

[@bleares]

Mi ni tnak

[@reallyman7131]

He's probaby one of dunkey's friends

[@eavyeavy2864]

Remember when people watching Vanguard trailer and say they want BF? yeah how do you enjoy Battlefield 2077?

[@abrown903]

Well the guy riding the tank has [IKON] in his name and calls Dunkey "Jason" so yeah probably one of dunkos friends

[@jamesnesran2348]

"bet you don't know I write free verse poetry too".....LMAO

[@bahadrdemir2974]

“Donkey Kong sucks” - Johnny Sins

[@Ayundaru]

Vanguard really makes you *feel like a mini tank*

[@skxlter5747]

Will never understand why they added that

[@yimello6267]

@@skxlter5747 for this video

[@PopsR]

you guys love reusing the same joke

[@AnimeRusak]

@@skxlter5747 for this video (2)

[@Wandering869]

It's got a little something for everybody

[@Megamalarkey]

It’s good to see the Cod Community hasn’t changed a bit over the years when it comes to shit talking.

[@MrDSkinny]

And that's probably the best part

[@jumpman2326]

But it doesn’t feel the same

[@keonmartin2616]

As long as there are toxic people people who take video games too seriously, the COD community will live and thrive for generations, unchanged

[@Sonichero151]

The CoD community are like terfs, they're just nothing but hatred and they never change their slurs

[@AquarialTV]

It's toxic, that's good

[@tobiaszszulia407]

bro really said "hihihihihihi!😀"

[@coltforceplayer]

“May I ask why u chose an RPG?” “funny” *the only true response to a question like that*

[@spaghettibird5135]

Noob: “May I ask why you chose an RPG?” Dunk: “Funny.”

[@cow4025]

Sigma male

[@HeyEverybodyJesseHere]

For the story.

[@thelastlebowski3055]

Yes thats what he said in the video. You listened well

[@Callzorify]

fooni

[@spaghettibird5135]

@@thelastlebowski3055 yes. that is the point.

[@itisdoge3822]

i think the cod community is just so wholesome, everyone is so accepting of all races and sexual orientations

[@TOUD_]

Everyone hates everyone, true equality.

[@NahNoWayy]

COD MW3 lobbies taught me to be respectful to all matriarchal figures, apprecaite the perspective of my adversaries, as well as forgive my teammates for their shortcomings. Truly an innovative and educational marvel of media.

[@_CrimsonBlade]

Call of duty the game that brings people together

[@keonmartin2616]

They did more for the LGBTQ+ and POC community than anyone else

[@chrom-manandrobin7983]

That’s kind of gay ngl

[@backlogbaldie]

I cried laughing at this 😂 seeing your tank go into all the camp spots was just chefs kiss 😂

[@phantommlord]

guy screaming at the end had me dying

[@Super8806]

I couldn't stop myself from saying "black ops" after every kill. It just feels like tradition.

[@kx7500]

Me at the vet clinic

[@Kinography]

Check out my black ops roomba brother

[@lunarluxe9832]

instant classic

[@RacingSnails64]

*runs over someone with a tank* "Vanguard" *blows someone up with an rpg* "Vanguard"

[@GobaGNon]

The real magic of this is that dunkey managed to make this game look fun

[@shakeelix8669]

Tbf, COD can be fun depending on which time you play and which region you play in... Lmao.. Cuz I dropped a V2 at 6 am on a Monday. But died 25 times in a row and night time Friday....

[@LBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB]

This COD is pretty fun, but it's a pretty fun game in general. Notice how Dunkey plays them every year. He actually enjoys the franchise.

[@SFGAMatt]

Vanguard is super arcadey, and I love it. It's a popcorn game.

[@nichenetwork9817]

I liked this comment and I even fucking plan to buy Vanguard in a year or so when they've patched in ya know, any fucking content. "Gamer in 2022? You don't need full games at release....when they cost the most..... " - Activision

[@ccrow3430]

you thought that looked fun?

[@catguy3243]

"Should have liked donkey Kong" -Sun Tzu

[@The_Grox]

The samsung notif sound in the shit talking part just makes it even funnier

[@LocallyConstantDuck]

Dunkey’s ability to find the absolute dumbest thing in every game he plays is incredible.

[@cheese5194]

LMAO

[@MarkWTK]

@@TippyHippy can confirm

[@cheese5194]

@@TippyHippy yup

[@Clonetrooper2.0]

It wasnt that hard to find a dumb thing in this game

[@elhopper3735]

It’s a talent honestly

[@ModernNCRph]

Ahh yes. I remember this in my history class, where a German Goliath tank ran over the enemy soldiers. Truly CoD is still historically accurate

[@planescaped]

I remember learning about a time-traveling, purple haired teenage girl defeated the Nazi's with her cell phone in school. True facts about the war are suppressed by... I dunno... boomers?

[@panzalinopanzultimate4796]

@@planescaped I get it’s a joke but who do you think made the decisions at the top to water down the history and make war as clean as possible? Da boomers

[@wynderlacunae268]

I feel like it hasn't been for like 10 years or so

[@bro8616]

@Zach B. baby boomer is a generation, so no we wont

[@eavyeavy2864]

@@bro8616 yeah your generation busy fighting journalist because you have nothing better to do and your games arent politicaly correct. Just like baby boomer gen

[@MrL0WEL]

COD Community: “nOOOOO u CaN’t pLaY oUr ElItE gAmE LiEk A hErO sHoOtEr!!! iRoN sIgHtS fOr MLG PROOOO!!!” dunkey: “hehehe RPG go bwoom”

[@babungo6090]

Out of all of the donkey kong games this is honestly one of the best.

[@parknplay8328]

Even in his Call of Duty video, Dunkey still doesn't forget about Donkey Kong December. That's the kind of professionalism you're only gonna get from a guy like him.

[@chisecrecy4974]

"Hey, do you guys like Donkey Kong?" "Donkey Kong sucks." *Joker: Origins*

[@emini6]

Death stranding Joker vehicle moment

[@seanlaffey3633]

I appreciate how Dunkey has the Globetrotters theme in every one of his CoD videos.

[@cjxtheninja8]

“It’s not funny to us” you could here his pain 😂

[@ochaoperative5146]

When your character can soak up a couple bullets and be just fine but can’t stand getting their ankles hurt by a miniature rc tank.

[@stentor9640]

Realism

[@hiei7682]

It is funny tho.

[@zmark7843]

it just works

[@TheDanielmartins10]

It’s called Achilles’ heel for a reason

[@ShapelessFetus]

My grandpa used to tell me horror stories about those rc tanks from the war. Worst part of the whole thing he said.

[@AwesomePolarBear]

Always loved that Dunkey uses the Globetrotters theme when something in the game is super easy to use and borderline OP sometimes. Great continuity.

[@dcj991]

Dunkey is unironically the best comedian ever. He'll bring back tropes from 7 years ago and make it thematically funny

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

Easy to understand music if you even slightly know Globetrotters. They where there just to style on people.

[@dcj991]

@@jayeisenhardt1337 yeah duh, that's what makes the small details great about Mr. Jason

[@unbreakableroad9294]

@@dcj991 n-no, no he’s not, cmon now

[@dcj991]

@@unbreakableroad9294 it goes Dave Chappelle, then dunkey, then like Eddie Murphy

[@rodakscreens]

you know it's a good game when the Harlem Globetrotters make a guest appearance

[@jackc9606]

The guy who writes free verse poetry is really cool

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

love this video

[@JPogi690]

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂

[@aiden5272]

I love Donkey Kong too

[@MathisEZZ]

Me too. It’s very funny.

[@danishukail7993]

Funny

[@Propaganda9999]

Congratulations on today being your birthday

[@Rutoks]

The last part where a guy is running away from the drone is straight up horror

[@TheTomsdrc]

Its comedy!

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Drone? A fockin droune?!!?!!

[@romankovalov9015]

It's like that snale meme

[@LoganCrazyBoy]

Christine (2021)

[@nice1bro759]

2:46 Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness

[@michaelallen714]

Damn. You’re getting to legendary status with how your Doing these videos man. I see you bro. I salute.

[@readmylipsmum1079]

"Call of Duty isn't the same anymore. All these kids do is camp." Ironically some dude complaining about camping is the most classic Call of Duty shit

[@taigor97]

True and camping in this game is harder because of how open the maps are and how fast everyone is. The only way you can get "camped" is because of the spawns that sometimes don't change for a whole match. So if a guy positions smartly and you keep trying to go for him by going out of this spawning area by the same route, he can kill you over and over again. Then again you really need to be stupid on purpose to get killed like that

[@spooderdooder]

@@taigor97 In response to your last point, they keep buying the same game year after year, so...they might be

[@adamjensen2304]

@@taigor97 undeveloped lizard brains, of course you gotta keep going after the guy that killed you, you gotta get revenge… also death has no consequence really

[@injeraenjoyer4570]

Meh we've all complained about camp and said CoD isn't the same anymore even though it's gotten less bullshit in general. Just frustration speaking. Remember MW 2 noob tubes and 80 aerial killstreaks and dual revolvers every fucking match? Such bullshit.

[@lukeforwood7363]

The scream of rage at the last kill should be immortalized for all time

[@jimbob0025]

NooFAACKINWAAEEIGHH

[@TheJackster-tl8oi]

His name was Pickle Milk

[@NXHLVS]

@@TheJackster-tl8oi no fuckin way

[@Jdemonify]

i heard first fuckin lag :D but then second time no fuckin way

[@TheJackster-tl8oi]

@@NXHLVS T’was

[@EmersonFlemingEmRock13]

“Donkey Kong sucks” is the most ‘CoD voice chat’ line I’ve ever heard

[@smallman9787]

"I put a whole clip into that thing wtf" Dying

[@realkingofantarctica]

This must be the best Call of Duty ever made. Just look at the reveal trailer, there's no dislikes.

[@04SlhS]

there are*

[@Liam-co1bw]

@@04SlhS nu uh

[@96crashban]

@@04SlhS /whoooooosh

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@96crashban It's not a wosh, he's correcting the grammar. Grammatically, it should be "There are no dislikes" not "There is no dislikes"

[@Vulgarth1]

@@96crashban Boy, you're the one getting r/whoosh'd over here. There's = there is. Dude was saying "there's" isn't correct grammar, not that there are dislikes.

[@YakAlmighty]

Wow 0 dislikes! Dunkey is such a good content creator!

[@kazoopower5841]

And hey, 0 dislikes on your comment! You must be a good commenter!

[@sillyfegart5455]

cuz he is

[@albertrenfred7673]

Are you sure about that!!!!!

[@v3n081]

@@albertrenfred7673 yes

[@thefffc194]

Can’t believe I actually just fell for that Why KZbin? WHY?!

[@dougmcpherson2677]

I’ve been told Splatoon was the shooting game for little babies, but I’m not so sure after remembering what COD lobbies are like

[@josephbroseph3003]

Imagine the last words you hear before you die is “So you don’t like Donkey Kong, huh?”