Going Big Mode on Hitman 3

[@Heebie-Deebies]

That "step into my office" reveal is an instant Dunk classic

[@sasukedarkwolf]

ya man. dunky doesn't make no videos like that anymore

[@sibrilliant]

That was so funny

[@Giovfunny]

@@sasukedarkwolf what are you talking about? Dylan Norman said that line is going to be a classic

[@sans_bear]

@@sasukedarkwolf You da dum guy from blackops

[@internettraveler8666]

@@Giovfunny his content has really gone downhill since he stopped doing among us Tuesdays

[@macGabriel100]

“Whoops, now this guy’s involved.” Hitman in a nutshell

[@Rush2201]

In the stealth business, that's what we call "the fuck-up cascade." It usually ends when everyone else is dead, or you are.

[@Fahodinho]

Chad Kuhn or by simply reloading a save

[@Ant.3499]

just like RdR2 aswell

[@jimmywhistles3199]

Chad Kuhn (passively aggressively ahems) ACTUALLY the term is "cockup cascade". (I watch a lot of zero punctuation in case you couldn't tell)

[@theosutton4022]

@@Ant.3499 came her to say that

[@Badlevhusky37]

“I dare you to thro-“ -lady who died from a thrown object

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

[@onionburger]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat - Quote From Man Stabbed

[@Rocky-gs6mb]

What you gonna do, shoot me? - Quote from Man Shot

[@SpeedKing..]

"What are you gonna do, fuck me?"

[@matthegarty6235]

@@SpeedKing.. no

[@generationallyadjacent4283]

Agent 47: *literally murders someone* Guard: “oh so you’re a little trouble maker huh?”

[@Rpr1580]

He only knocked them out

[@crittr]

oh yeah baby u kno im your little trouble maker~ >w< i can make some trouble with u if ya know wat i mean~ ;3 lemme be your little partner in crime, babe~😻

[@Casshio]

They aren't dead though.

[@someguy1894]

@@crittr I’m very disappointed that you made me think of hitman rule 34.

[@crittr]

@@someguy1894 I can make you think of that and *oh so, so much more*.

[@sunnycideup4725]

Ah yes, the classic “hundred bodies in the bathroom trick” Every agent worth their salt knows it

[@Herodegon]

The wiki I found on it says: "The origin if this technique is unknown. Hiwever, it was likely popularized by BedBanana during the Great Spa Massacre of Hokaido in 2016."

[@MrBeastknows]

@@Herodegon Which reminds me, I can't wait for the ending to his Hitman trilogy now that 3 is out. They're masterpieces.

[@codetaku]

The best part is that if you only knock them all out instead of killing them, you can still get 5 stars. With a hundred bodies in one bathroom.

[@TheAdamisgay]

@@Herodegon Shoot. I been doing that since the first Hitman game on XBox. Where's my credit?

[@MegaClaymore123]

Also a classic dishonered move

[@captainozannus6090]

*Throws homing banana to kill a man who is jumping down to the sky* "We got them, 47"

[@perspii2808]

homing banana, lmao

[@JC-2K]

Threw a *heater*

[@slightlyjim5590]

Dunkey has obviously played worms before

[@brendancarli3326]

"homing banana"

[@rocknlolify]

down...to the sky?

[@nora_adora]

*puts a sock underneath the Target's mattress so they'll wake up with an aching back* "We got them 47"

[@Kazak29]

got hit with a banana like

[@stevie8271]

agent 47 has limits you maniac

[@אביבעזר]

@@stevie8271 Professionals have standards.

[@_ikako_]

@@אביבעזר be polite

[@Cooper287]

@@_ikako_ be efficient

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

So this game is basically that one video of that guy who slaps everyone at a barbecue

[@CosmicZombeh]

Sandvich funny

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

@@CosmicZombeh Sandvich make me strongg

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

*The Slap 3: Banana Bonanza*

[@FazeThruWallz]

The Slap: Part 3 Wrath of the wet floor sign

[@جعفرِ-ه4ي]

Yes exactly it’s the exact same vibe. It’s just the game tried to take itself seriously

[@corneliusgooch8952]

i love how the wet floor sign went through walls to hit people like Thor’s hammer

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

the walls were wet

[@ouzei]

Yea well its actually an easter egg to a scene in thor ragnarok where the floor is wet. Not a lot of people know that...

[@nonoyesyes3180]

@@ouzei more like bore ragnarok

[@bmw530]

homing breifcase, good times

[@x2bounty]

Can't think of anyone more worthy to wield wetfloor-jnir

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

It’s so beautiful and fun whenever you play stealth games

[@ogeI]

Dunkey

[@tetris_cube3397]

Dunkey

[@hellothere9167]

Hit man, shit man 1 2 3

[@questioneverywhere3001]

Oh shit, DDoI in the house.

[@jibby_0989]

Dunkey dose of internet

[@MeanMustard650]

“Now this guys involved” bit was hilarious.

[@MrDalisclock]

That gave me RDR2 flashbacks.

[@nataliezementbeisser1492]

This is how I play Hitman

[@glendarjj3991]

That's every stealth game ever. "Ok, today I'm going to start out sneaky... (5 seconds later) oh shit I've been found"

[@ronandennypurcell748]

That’s the whole game

[@Cgrecythorpy]

I CRIED

[@ggegge6934]

"He has no FACE" "He has no FACE" "This kong..." "has a FUNNY FACE"

[@tiernanmcculloch]

Thanks for the lyric transcription.

[@Tyeumoshi]

Lmao,someone should make a 1 hour of it ddd

[@anangryaustralian8518]

@@Tyeumoshi it's the donkey kong rap

[@Sandux930]

Pure poetry

[@benhicks7652]

Oddly terrifying

[@casualfilth2241]

The situation with the Banana peel really escalated.

[@tailedgates9]

EVERYONE became involved. X'D

[@christianmayonove6914]

I would expect nothing less from Drama Thursdays

[@uhoh7545]

If storks bring human babies, what brings titans? Cranes.

[@casualfilth2241]

@@uhoh7545 Uh Oh got caught

[@TonyQuinn]

That’s the last time he goes to Donkey Kong’s house.

[@mikegiacumbo8367]

I"I knew you weren't a trouble maker." "What are you some kind of trouble maker?"

[@glendarjj3991]

The AI is so clever in this game. They use reverse psychology to make it seem like they are contradicting themselves ... but they aren't

[@HaCkEr--]

so

[@cj694x2]

Doctor: We've completed the autopsy. Apparently, the cause of death was not falling from incredible height with a faulty parachute. Detective: What was it then? Doctor: A banana

[@FrankiePhoenix]

I imagined this as the doctor and nurse in the episode of Spongebob who wheeled Mr Krabs down the hill for not having insurance, and it fits perfectly

[@danp2687]

Doctor: If the banana hadn't killed him, the dozens of bullet holes and cut parachute certainly would have.

[@sacredsilence4471]

I have rewarded you your thousandth like.

[@cj694x2]

@@sacredsilence4471 Sweet 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

[@marthlink5015]

Detective: Shit that's the 4th one this week!

[@nart_real]

"Nobody can report you to the guards if there are no guards to report to." -47, probably

[@jackganger-spivak5160]

"Anyone sees, shoot them in the knees".

[@glendarjj3991]

'This is like no guards alive in hitmans office' -gex, probably

[@jansenbellico]

B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-..❤️⤵️ livegirls19. com !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,.💖🖤 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618754626

[@irvanariadi1517]

Best Datting Click 🔽 livegirls19. com 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618817682

[@McBehrer]

2:11 The comedic timing here is great. "I DARE you to-"

[@HolbrookStark]

You can tell Dunkey is a god at video games from how he makes games have comedic timing without even looking like he's in complete control of what's happening. It often seems like he's struggling to play a game but if that's true why does EVERY game have Dunkey's sense of humor whenever it's Dunkey playing? Cause he's always in full control

[@glendarjj3991]

@@HolbrookStark its because he is always playing with a blindfold on

[@AyleidCraft]

@@HolbrookStark Imagine if his controller was plugged in

[@booboogieman]

Imagine if he didn't use motion controls

[@hypno3057]

@@AyleidCraft Imagine if it weren't his little brother playing.

[@SamGriffinGuitar]

I just realized dunkey doesn’t get to experience dunkey vids like the rest of us. That’s so sad.

[@10fingers61]

He's gotta know somehow that his shit is good, but I don't understand how he knows when he's got it right. Like you said, he's the editor of his own vids so he knows literally all of the jokes and can't really watch it for a first time. Thoughts on how he does it?

[@dally1398]

@@10fingers61 he might get some second opinions on videos. I’m sure he shows a lot of his stuff to Leah

[@10fingers61]

@@dally1398 That makes sense. He's also got Jesse and Sterling, and Dion and whoever. It's weird since his humor and editing style has changed a bit over the years, and I'm sure his taste isn't for everyone. But I think you're right, and the rest is just his discretion? Bleh.

[@noahhoyle3462]

He makes great sacrifices for us.

[@NoahBoah-hz8qn]

Love your stuff man!

[@harveylaing2865]

Can’t believe that guy really fell for the classic 100 bodies in the bathroom trick 🙄

[@tomcut2976]

I know right, oldest trick in the book

[@debetrolence1991]

Yeah, give man fish, feed him for a short time but he will eventually die if no one else give the fish but teach him how to fish will leave him self sufficient provided that there are enough fish in the sea. Fits perfectly

[@angerpanda1]

One of the classic blunders

[@MUSE1795]

Muse

[@ricardohoang8452]

Harvey Laing His stupidity is beyond our understanding

[@alexthayne5209]

3:54 gets me. “I dont think she’ll be coming back” xD

[@lewisgg1234]

He really just curled that wet floor sign around the corner to kill someone

[@mellowtron214]

Like that uhh... Angelina Jolie movie where they curve the bullet. And that guy killed his own dad because the sacred textile mill was being manipulated by Morgan Freeman to tell a band of Hitman to kill the wrong people. Curving deadly projectiles, hit men, and Morgan Freeman. My best comment of the day

[@denrose7825]

@@mellowtron214 Wanted is a 2008 American action thriller film directed by Timur Bekmambetov and written by Michael Brandt, Derek Haas, and Chris Morgan, loosely based on the comic book miniseries by Mark Millar and J. G. Jones. The film stars James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, Common, and Angelina Jolie. Its plot revolves around Wesley Gibson (McAvoy), a frustrated account manager who discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin and decides to join the Fraternity, a secret society in which his father worked.

[@King-Beezy]

@@denrose7825 💀💀💀

[@bobrianfo104]

The US military was going to use wet floor signs in the gulf war, if the United Nations hadn't stepped in it could have been a whole different story.

[@ngubod16]

Its become a bit of a gag with Hitman. You could fling his briefcase to kill enemies (I forget which one started it) but there was an unintended bug where the briefcase would chase their target till it hit them. So the enemy could go round the corner and the briefcase would literally follow them like some homing missile boomerang. When the developers found out about the bug, they saw that people enjoyed how dumb it was so much they decided to make it an actual thing. Im not 100 if thats whats going on here but Id like to think that some objects going round the corner after throwing them is intentional.

[@clink_erton]

Can’t believe the guy fell for the classic hundred bodies in the bathroom strat, that’s the oldest trick in the book.

[@Cubeorithms]

Really makes you FEEL like Seth Everman

[@coldramentpm1013]

you into cubism?

[@s0lacee]

Really makes you *feel* bald

[@snottierbrick3737]

I actually solved a cubix cube

[@mboz_2108]

@@Jacob-xp8tw petscop 3: revenge

[@_carpainterr_6824]

Omg original and humorous good job

[@goober7959]

4:35 The "Friends" theme song suddenly plays when the picture is taken.

[@ModestPelican]

this pleases me

[@SwagKiryu]

ok

[@jayelfive198]

Didn’t know modest pelican was also a dunky fan

[@tigrepd6042]

You commenting on this video really helps spread the good word of your channel.

[@tigrepd6042]

You commenting on this video really helps spread the good word of your channel.

[@solidtank7957]

I had a leg reduction surgery so I could lower my center of gravity while spreading the good word of Modest Pelican's channel.

[@MercenaryJames]

"They say he killed a room of men with a wet floor sign...a fucking wet floor sign!"

[@jivinprasad2213]

A man of focus,commitment and sheer fucking will -Random Banana Victim

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Banana Yaga

[@sneaky4279]

"Note to self: Don't step into Hitman's office." -Gex

[@glenrodrigues3693]

"This reminds me of that time when I accidentally entered Hitman's office." -Gex

[@lordrathut]

"No Manuel don't kill them I'll get you your inventory just please don't hurt them" - Gex

[@Mark-qw4um]

"Hitman's office reminds me of a dinner party at Ted Cruz's house." - Gex

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

“Hitman’s office reminds me of that one time somebody killed everyone at sapienzo” -Gex

[@sethpolley7999]

@@Mark-qw4um HAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"Note to self: when visiting Big Mode Publishing, don't go into the office." - Gex

[@BlackBird26]

"you talking to me?" "step into my office" floor to ceiling bodies I lost it

[@mufasayocasa6169]

RIGHT I almost spat out my juice, Dunkey has some incredible delivery with his jokes, it's truly something special

[@vipLink]

Me too, I think the best part to his delivery was that he really seemed like he was caught off by the Guard... Only to see he had his office well prep'd .

[@calc01]

I too, also lost it!

[@Dragoon45]

There's always money in the banana slam

[@robloxkiller1400]

youtuber? must say hi in the replies

[@plague365]

No touching!

[@quinnmarchese6313]

THERE WAS 250,000 DOLLARS LINING THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND

[@orionweblab]

soup. all soup. that is what you are

[@jasonx5292]

_*hand falls off after touching a banana_ _& that's why you never touch the banana!_

[@MrShagification]

People who don't think Hitman is a comedy game should be referred to this.

[@EsteemedBeansTV]

I havent laughed this hard in a long time..

[@mboz_2108]

Mass Effect 2 is also a comedy game

[@sans_bear]

@@billnyedarussianspy1921 your mom

[@queuedjar4578]

Hitman is a serious crime drama where Hitman never kills anyone.

[@TheCaliforniaHP]

Hitman is whatever you want it to be it and I have lmao many times in this series

[@matthewalvarez3799]

This one better be going in dunkeys greatest hits. This was way too funny. Reminds me of his content from a few years back

[@rynitzu6689]

4:41 Now that’s what you call a photo bomb

[@roxylori]

Underrated comment

[@nerdtuga9180]

*screwball wants to know your location*

[@justinmagno1994]

Take your likes and move along

[@The_Pikaboi]

"Where are your manners? I dare you to-" *proceeds to be knocked unconscious by a wet floor sign*

[@sethlangston181]

Does this mean that wet floor sign throwing's a sport now?

[@BirmadeBan]

4:25 That's how I wanna go out

[@TheOrangeOneVODS]

I too also want to die because some hitman threw a banana at me

[@mboz_2108]

@@TheOrangeOneVODS while parachuting

[@spearishchap9979]

With a cut parachute

[@exaniimo]

1:29 I cannot believe the timing on this. When he walks away JUST enough for the guard that fell to be out of frame, he turns back around and there’s a random lady that he didn’t expect

[@LocherYT]

That's cause there is a subtle scene-cut at 1:30. He needed multiple takes to make this work.

[@gtx1650max-q]

@@LocherYT yeah, you are right!

[@DruoxTheShredder]

"This place has more bodies than Hitman's bathroom" - Gex

[@uplaysucks5625]

Now you got me imagining how a Gex level looks like filled with bodies

[@peterstrm3852]

Office

[@opt-o-ops7271]

"This is like going to the bathroom in Agent 47's house" - Gex

[@who3730]

Hitman-style Gex game anyone?

[@edenkeeping2298]

Yo I was in a Comedy night lobby with you the other night, what are the fucking odds

[@SpaceFlye]

3:44 _"Today on the hydraulic press channel..."_

[@Baegus]

Welkom to the hydraulic press shannel

[@CJJC]

“For today’s extra content, we have the Tamara Vidal. Looks harmless but it is extremely dangerous and could attack at any moment so we have to deal with it”.

[@testing25]

hoodraulic

[@tylersmash7134]

I love those channels!

[@ritataismaniar1895]

B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X-..❤️⤵️ livegirls19. com !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,.💖🖤 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618820622

[@dracoshadow2552]

Note to self: never stand in the grape press at Agent Big Mode's house.

[@waffles6280]

Note to you: please stand in the grape press at agent big modes house xoxoxo -47

[@DanielLopez-xf2iq]

-Gex

[@bentreece1187]

This reminds me of the time I stood in the grape press at Agent Big Mode's house

[@NoFlu]

@@bentreece1187 Never drink wine at Agen Big Mode's house

[@cmdrpickles]

If she's daft enough to stand under a machine press like that, I don't think she'll be missed too much...

[@wyattpelton463]

Glad to see Dunkers publishing company doing so well, this new indie game looks great!

[@davidhong1934]

Meh, needs more water 7/10

[@plantonomy]

@@davidhong1934 meh, too much water 7/10

[@trexindominus8119]

@@plantonomy meh, not enough water 7/10

[@LJCG777]

​@@trexindominus8119meh, not enough air 7/10

[@muhammadmudassir2441]

massacres the entire security. 3:08 oh this is the guy I'm supposed to take out.

[@NecoLumi]

2:50 Imagine finding someone suspicious, following them to a bathroom, and there's a literal pile of your co-workers' bodies inside

[@Palgineer]

Ha! Rookie numbers. Imagine finding someone suspicious, following them to a freezer, and then finding the entire population of your town in it.

[@BGIANAKy]

Still better AI than cyberpunk 2077

[@AnInterestingStory]

And they're all his twins! 💀

[@BGIANAKy]

So Interesting twins implies there are two. Clones?

[@youmongrel]

Imagine working hard on developing this game, then watching this.

[@JoshDouble]

Hitman lyrics: He has no face. He has no face. This kong has a funny face.

[@glendarjj3991]

And the chorus is like "Oh no this guys involved Got em But now she is involved Got her This isn't going to plan Done it"

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

and the dance is like up down

[@jobama9909]

And the bridge is like “DK donkey kong DK donkey kong is here

[@ProtossExecutor100]

Ass on face. His ass on your face.

[@flare6xo]

🤯🤯🤯 Ba Ba Ba....BARS!

[@quinton1630]

“Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man after throwing him out of a plane.”

[@summ.3433]

You're a big guy.

[@bane2201]

@@summ.3433 For you.

[@draconicpaladin377]

@@bane2201 Was getting caught part of your plan?

[@bane2201]

@@draconicpaladin377 Of course!

[@zerodarkthirty9981]

You're hit on the stock exchange? It didn't work my friend...Im in charge.

[@memefreak]

“He has no face He has no face This Kong Has a funny face”

[@Sainttommond4852]

if you walk into a club and it's not playing a remix of the Dk rap you might as well just walk out and burn the club to the ground because this isn't a club anyone is going to want to go to.

[@Sandelaphon]

I hear "This car... has no face." clearly referring to the Cars 2 movie when lightning McQueen steals Maters face. I'm thinking this one of those classic yanny gold dress moments.

[@sathu8317]

Because he had style and he had grace The Kong just didn’t have a face

[@qwwrtkjl]

And these are Chunky His dead...

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

4:25 greatest thing I’ve ever seen in gaming

[@BurnZKc]

the banana

[@armanpamma9454]

Ya

[@lyth415]

Bananas are more dangerous than you think

[@leoortiiiz]

"This guy knows how to make a perfect comment" -pVc

[@pachekoestrada450]

Hey daily dose, happy to see you here at the comments section 😀

[@iSuperStephen]

2:47 that's an all-time dunkey moment right there

[@tailedgates9]

All of those bodies. X'D

[@happypotatosalad7190]

happened in rdr2 too

[@Irraptured]

2:12 " I dare you to-" *BONK*

[@L0rdRead]

“seems like their parachutes failed” “idk man I think this guy dead to a banana”

[@glendarjj3991]

That's because the banana is the first strand type weapon

[@samicspeed6092]

The game really makes you feel like a homing banana

[@QuickTimeFailure]

1:47 It's like that one clip of that dude slapping a bunch of kids and their parents in the backyard

[@jerkstown2231]

The slap 2

[@Setskywastaken]

That parachute guy was the most killedest guy ever

[@elijahsilvis3037]

Lol

[@heatherperleberg7816]

True`? !

[@JohnGuyJohn]

Serious edgeguarding

[@happybuggy1582]

I understood that reference

[@rikovladimir8655]

@@happybuggy1582 I understood that reference 2

[@OniGG]

Devs: Dont forget to ship dunkey the shittiest most buggiest copy we have of the game as per tradition of any game studios

[@RpiesSPIES]

Inb4 dunkey just doesn't do the day 1 installs.

[@pozloadescobar]

It's so sad to see them ship another stinker Hitman game. Blood Money was so, so good, wish they could deliver that again

[@tizerk]

I mean, he only encountered one bug in this video(the audio glitch with the pacification). Everything else is working as intended.

[@futongaming2035]

@@tizerk he literally threw the wet floor sign through the corner of the wall

[@tizerk]

@@futongaming2035 That's working as intended. Once you lock onto a target, whatever you throw will hit them, even if they run around a corner or if they shut a door behind them. It's been that way since Hitman 2016. Sure, it's not realistic, but it's how the game works.

[@CinammonCynic]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all year so far

[@yordimedina8879]

Ikr? I couldn't stop laughing xD

[@kimosaber9937]

Me 2 :D

[@Gaddafist23]

You guys must be new

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

@@Gaddafist23 shut

[@anonnona6940]

It has only been a month

[@zangbang9886]

Now I unironically want to buy this game for all the wrong reasons.

[@MOGHARRofValhalla]

that's what I did with Hitman Absolution and it was a good decision

[@mirmalchik]

that's how they getcha

[@MOGHARRofValhalla]

I hope dunkey got paid for me buying that copy of hitman absolution at GameStop used for $19.99

[@floatyoatss]

same

[@BatailleRapTishort]

The game is incredible and encourages you to do all the shit Dunkey did in this video. He did not, in any way, break it

[@monarxk]

Me: ruins target's evening by diverting his late-night food delivery. voice in earphone: We got him, 47.

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

He starved to death

[@gamingmaster6377]

**Uses mind control to make mosquito bite target** "We got him, 47"

[@sirgreg7124]

2:03 “Can’t get me through the wall suc...” (thunk) Dunkey: got em

[@jasonnnbbbb]

Note to self: Never go big mode at agent 47’s house

[@dolanbanks6764]

Omg original and humorous good job

[@jasonnnbbbb]

@@dolanbanks6764 I’ve never seen someone this mad since I did the conga at Adam Sandler’s house

[@armanpamma9454]

@@jasonnnbbbb ok that’s pretty good

[@s0lacee]

@@dolanbanks6764 this is like when you are saltier than sodium chloride - Gex

[@dustinjones7458]

@@dolanbanks6764 Spotted the Millennial.

[@falconizer642]

The fact that he isn't laughing his ass off at any of this makes it 10000 times better

[@jamesreagan8175]

He came close at 2:51

[@steelmonkeyy]

he records the commentary after the fact

[@DavidBaatzsch]

because Dunkey is premium content. seriously how is this even free

[@bihn]

4:17

[@Eldelastrufas]

The 'come into my office' part made me loudly expel air through my nose

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

I let myself laugh out loud for that one.

[@mr.b89]

@@a-ha4940 Come

[@MRKYootube]

Only Dunkey can make videogames do whatever he wants like this.

[@slickwizard]

He nailed that photograph

[@BatailleRapTishort]

Nah, the game is designed for anyone to do crazy shit like Dunkey did. This video is pretty standard Hitman gameplay

[@StudleyDuderight]

I watched a Hitman 2 kill compilation that included a rake kill straight out of Tom & Jerry.

[@MRKYootube]

@@StudleyDuderight link or it didn't happen

[@Typhoon_Lex]

You clearly haven't seen BedBananas' videos on Hitman. Go check out those gems

[@partycat7671]

2:51 really got me hahahhahaha.

[@fivenightsatfreddysplushpr6636]

step into my office

[@5hirtandtieler]

I hope it gives you back one day

[@Killoer]

4:27 Now *THAT* is the most killdest guy ever.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5157]

ჰობი

[@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo5157 I see we have a candidate for the second most killdest guy ever

[@hermantcherdakli2053]

slipped on a banana peel while midair falling from a plane

[@dylanbenitez5204]

We got him, 47.

[@PÉTRIC-m7f]

2:12“I dare you to- AUGH”

[@redviolet5158]

D4C!

[@evan4years]

Jojo is bad 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🤯🤬🤬🤯🤯🤬🤬🤯🤬🤬

[@kalebsithnerd119]

(Spoiler) Johnny: I'm gonna make you fall for the classic SPIN trick! Hahahaha

[@engandaus8815]

“This is like eating a banana at agent 47’s house” - Gex

[@PutingPinoy]

The level of unawareness of the NPCs in this game is pretty perfect!

[@ydiesel2214]

Best weapon: Heat Seeking Caution Sign

[@astro2191]

B I G B A N A N A E N E R G Y

[@NihilistZealot]

Don't forget: it also ignored the whole wall he threw it into. Bunker-busting smart guidance on that thing must've cost a fortune.

[@Kancelari123]

You are wrong. The spaghetti sauce is the most overpowered weapon in the hitman universe.

[@ydiesel2214]

@@NihilistZealot Ur right! I didn't think about it's bunker busting mechanics. That's the REAL WMD.

[@ydiesel2214]

@@Kancelari123 That was a weapon of the past. A founding father to it's new successors: The banana and the caution sign. Spaghetti walked so the sign could proceed with caution. XD

[@Jabrils]

@4:25 "here lies Marcus, cause of death? Blunt force banana, or some shit, we don't actually know"

[@jessya775]

Some people think that it was the fall but they're clearly wrong

[@HaCkEr--]

so

[@aphexgothicc]

2:07 “That’s gotta hur-UGH” ‘Yep.’ “That must’ve hurt!” ‘Yep.’

[@garygotgameclips]

Hitman 2: Take out your target silently Me: murders everyone in a beach house with samurai sword and ninja stars

[@urmumsbaps]

Guess you never found the full suit of armour and broadsword in Hitman 2

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

“Well done 47”

[@Agilku117]

If it works then it works!

[@colmecolwag]

Isnt "you can totally play this game like a third person shooter but if you want the Good Ranks you gotta do it actually sneakily" like. True for every game in the series?

[@garygotgameclips]

@@urmumsbaps in the island party mission in that chicks office? lol i ran down the stairs and tried clearing out the mansion all the way down to that statue thing but then i wanted to try and be like a haunted suit of armor so i started haunting the hallways, killing the unsuspecting. oh the things you can do in these games

[@MK-mf3lm]

"Shit that's gonna hurt" *smashes their face in* "That must have hurt"

[@fg_roshii5913]

2:07

[@fg_roshii5913]

"Hey! You cannot throw stuff at people. Where are your manners? I DARE you to-"

[@iserlon]

3:53 "I don't think she'll be coming back" Because she just got pressed into salsa.

[@ItsAlekM8]

The game would have been easier but they didn’t give him the spaghetti sauce right off the bat.

[@ClassicMist360]

SPAGHETTI PANCH! SPAGHETTI PANCH! SPAGHETTI PANCH!

[@SnoppleWopple]

k

[@ThatGingerSinger]

Like speedrunners say, "if you have Spaghett punch, you can take an early lunch"

[@yosefyonin6824]

at least they didnt give the spaghetti and meatboalls now that would truly make the game too easy for dunbo

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@ThatGingerSinger who says that?

[@trendead]

Guess Dunkey really is sticking to uploading more often.

[@borpic]

Yep

[@PaladinG]

Yep

[@izimsi]

they are the same person, confirmed

[@Casanuda]

Yeeeeep

[@glendarjj3991]

He goes on and off. He does like 3 videos at a time, then you wait like a week for the next lot. He's doing it in chunks

[@ProtoMario]

2 stars 16 seconds Too fast m8

[@ajemajh]

hello there verified guy

[@TheGamerRick]

*new world record*

[@XSebi0815]

maybe not fast enough?

[@benegan7421]

Sonic approves

[@rxpenguin100]

@@XSebi0815 It's because he got noticed by literally everyone.

[@jedibob4346]

0:50 little did we know that that was an alert for his birthday party

[@that1dude474]

2:50 "step into my office" (pile of bodies) that part got me good XD

[@vadim_65rus]

Gets fokin crushed -I don't think she'll be coming back

[@KeithGuide]

This is like having brunch at Rob Schneider's house

[@dolanbanks6764]

Omg original and humorous good job

[@timetravelingoldman6839]

Why is this dumb reference making me laugh so hard?

[@YellowpowR]

@@timetravelingoldman6839 I genuinely like the Gex jokes too and don't know why.

[@harveylaing2865]

1:47 unreleased scene from John Wick 3

[@lsb3340]

With a fuhkin floor sign... who does that??

[@zoeynightshade5550]

lsb3340 People who panic and improvise.

[@DragonPixels]

YO BIG MODE FORESHADOWING!

[@XTTEXTREME]

The biggest mode

[@TripleBaggah]

Can’t hear big mode without thinking of him dead in the hallway when they were playing that ghost hunting game, can’t think of the name. Funniest shit I’ve seen

[@DaGalaxyBoy]

@@TripleBaggah Phasmaphobia

[@TripleBaggah]

@@DaGalaxyBoy that’s the one

[@mboz_2108]

He even played Vegas by Jesper Kyd at the end, that's how you know Donsly was going Big Mode with this video

[@joshk4325]

It is too dangerous to go big mode he was lucky this time but he may not be if he is foolish enough to go big mode again

[@codylakin288]

The deadpan elevation from “Step into my office” to “He fell for the classic 100 bodies in the bathroom trick” I haven’t laughed so hard at a KZbin video in a long time 😂😂👏👏

[@GemGen]

Someone has to tickle your "funny bone" sometime.

[@JC-2K]

Shit made me laugh too.

[@pinksnake8001]

Note to self: hire 47 to takes photos at my wedding.

[@Majeedz93]

Showing grandmas underwear in the wedding photo to the kids. Classic!

[@Diamondblade1331]

Gotta be careful though, sometimes he photo bombs

[@seaque.]

@@Diamondblade1331 please delete this, you're ruining the joke with adding nothing

[@sparkplug8763]

@@seaque. seems like you don't know the meaning of 'photobombing'. look it up

[@Fillthrill]

Might be more suiting for a gender reveal party

[@akuma-shin4943]

"It really makes you feel like Batman, if he were a Hitman" -IGN

[@mr.x5047]

"This is like playing Spyparty at the Army Colonel's house" - Fluppy

[@coltonaallen]

Me: *has problem* Me: *also has a banana* Problem: *goes away*

[@buppo8931]

*winks*

[@opedromagico]

2:51 - that is like the movie Triangle (2009)

[@alpercnar9350]

That was helluva movie.

[@deadross3894]

Fuck you, I'm more of a Circle (2008) kinda guy

[@steelnwooden6317]

Y'all forgetting Rectangle (2007)?

[@memz4523]

Back in the days, we had 3d movies like Cube (1997)

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[@Benny_Blue]

“Step into my office” + the title = Big Mode foreshadowing.

[@PinoyPanda16]

3:33 was the hardest musical number i've heard this year so far and idk why

[@mait4051]

“This is like Hitman 2” - Gex

[@_carpainterr_6824]

Omg original and humorous good job

[@treeguyana2781]

@@_carpainterr_6824 “This is like a good job in Hitman: Blood Money” - Gex

[@isaacmorrow7077]

"This is like what penguinz0 said in a moist meter" - Bubsy

[@ryanlong9800]

“This is like killing a 100 guys in my office at hitman’s house” -Don Cheadle

[@TheGalaxyWings]

-Gex

[@DeadPressed4444]

This video has insane levels of foreshadowing for Dunkey's new company

[@Bilbur]

3:16 I didn't realize the new bullet proof skulls prosthetic came out yet. Apparently these new models "distributes the pain from a bullet hitting your head into your lower spine." That's a good feature.

[@Sansri16761]

3:33 yeah I need a 2 hour dance loop of that for when raves open up again

[@aleferriello]

3:33 This new hitgame 3 has Dunkey Rap 64. Best game, no bias

[@Dan_Roland]

And then there’s Chunky

[@danjac354]

@@Dan_Roland he's dead

[@ScottyMcGeester]

Dunkey: "Now this first guy...." Me: "....is the most killdest guy?"

[@landrysaathoff2418]

3:44 It’s safe to say that you’d be hard-pressed to find a more brutal murder...

[@glendarjj3991]

Ba dum tss

[@mikabreto]

To be cold-pressed

[@NeonZaku]

The final kill! Now that was a world famous Dunkey styled "photo bomb!"

[@mintyeye1203]

Big mode is referring to the video game Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. Video man donkey is trying to hint at a Dunkview coming out soon.

[@samuelwyatt7846]

Is there not a dunkview for Tropical Breeze? I thought there was

[@koboldengineering7687]

I think you're referring to "Donkey Kong Frozen Ape" common mistake

[@bloodrayne2645]

@@koboldengineering7687 yep classic 50$ game

[@garygotgameclips]

@@bloodrayne2645 not to be confused with Ass Ape: Country Girl, a classic 5 dollar game

[@unlimited8410]

@@koboldengineering7687 I beliebe you can only obtain such a classic on the Nintendo Playstation U

[@fooga8079]

“This is like petting bedsheets at Marcus Stuyvesant’s house” -Gex