Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them (ep. 72) - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@ryanclaytor8214]

If you two aren’t wearing the Tweety Bird shirts within a month I’ll be pissed

[@chipdiesel9788]

I was hear to say it too lol, so good

[@ZacBrandrup]

Anthony messed up the cut at 45:57 eeeeeYYESSSSss duuuuude 👏👏👏

[@slimjadeyyy]

they’re def gonna bitch to him in the next episode 😂 can’t wait to see that lmao

[@tltalkz]

The amount that Chris looks like his father in this episode is INCREDIBLE. See you guys at the cabin.

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

Chris getting upset with the guys behind the cameras is HILARIOUS

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

Is it THOOOOOOOOOO

[@thirtythreehz]

Eh nuh

[@Simsimma33]

Always😂

[@jimmybenjamin3628]

I cant let someone talk to me like that

[@iMickel]

@@jimmybenjamin3628good thing your not on a comedy podcast

[@Covetedclaws]

The hat immediately sets the tone for this entire podcast. You combine that hat with the call the cops shirt when it arrives AND the dangly cross earring? Next level fashion

[@BeatPuzzler]

Matt's beard looks like he walked through a cobweb and it stuck to his face

[@aisyahfadhilahmustafar1662]

The last dude didn’t get his advices, so that’s great! Wohoo 😂😂

[@slimjadeyyy]

Yeah was that an editing mishap? I was confused lol

[@aisyahfadhilahmustafar1662]

I dunno.. 😅😅 maybe the boys got caught up in their own thing and forgot to gave the advices Lols

[@cameronalten6784]

Ya my brain cannot comprehend what just happened. This guy needs his advices!

[@kwilson2024]

Matt is the only person to truly crack Chris and make him gut laugh for real

[@theroguecollective1267]

Nah listen to the ten minute podcast

[@checksoverstripes2498]

Callen too

[@JordanHanrahan]

Thank god its Sunday! Look forward to this every week.

[@BryceBD22]

Why did it skip the advice to the guy about transferring in his job? And just restart halfway through the joke? 45:58

[@cameronanderson2322]

That’s what I was thinking

[@terranniet]

Wondering the same thing

[@halenterrana8673]

Dude I thought I was trippin!! Maybe the advice was not appropriate so they cut it? Idk it was weird

[@4evayoung533]

No literally I was like wait what about the commuter guy? 😩🤷🏾‍♂️ Guess he has to just keep on commuting

[@spcperez1984]

Chris looks a lot like his dad 🧡love the glasses 😊

[@mmieky]

This pod is Critically Underrated! I’ve almost passed out from laughing while watching this show

[@jaydubb23]

Thanks!

[@SupergoodClip]

Ayyyyy

[@MissGigglesdotcom]

Did Chris and Matt forget about the last guys question? Lol

[@Lowkeykhriz]

Lmao it was good submission too 😂

[@xerxes9929]

15:37 the hyme about " Why are there still monkeys" might be the funniest thing I've heard all year🤣

[@BIGBIGBIRTHA]

Sooooo… what, we’re all just pretending the answer to that last question wasn’t COMPLETELY cut out of the episode? Just checking’, cuz, ya know… I’m BRM about it. 😤🤣

[@oldcrows21]

Yeah what happened! Literally came to the comments to check if there was any mention about it

[@anthonysalvatore1226]

I second this

[@AirDwindler402]

Prob in patreon ep? I wondered too lol

[@BlairXoX]

Yes! Wth was that?!

[@joshbisig]

What was it?

[@spencerbnoble2953]

This is the best commercial for LIFELINE LUXURY!! I subscribed immmmediately sorry strong guys

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Matt: You don't get to pick and choose what you believe in.... Ummm yeah... that is exactly what you get to do. Wtf?😂

[@Astrowise24]

Yeah I don’t think he got his point across the same way he had it in his head lmao I was also like huh? 😂

[@irietropicals4255]

Chris is looking more and more like his dad. I love it!😂

[@BlxxdLeaf]

You did my work for me with that intro xD I gotta autotune those

[@a.j.delgado3561]

I'm loving Matt's "trial of the century." lol I could totally see that and that's why he's a good guy

[@GBullockNC]

The water stores are mainly to refill or buy jugs for water dispensers. Offices are everywhere and you can buy from the store as opposed to having a delivery service. I used to do it for my office.

[@autisticwolf3409]

I started having a bad trip and this has pulled me out of it having a great time now thanks guys

[@francinenazaruddin]

Are you ok?

[@francinenazaruddin]

What kind of trip??

[@mattdelia]

This is EXACTLY what we are here for. Glad we were able to help.

[@AirDwindler402]

😂😂😂😂

[@litmoneypenny]

Laughed so hard during this episode. Thank you for brightening my day🎉😂

[@leilajosie5032]

y’all help so much with the sunday scaries

[@agentkaioken3017]

You do know the history of Chris right? He might hit you up and manipulate you to hook up with him against your will, dude is a piece of trash, please research what he’s done, he shouldn’t be able to make money off comedy anymore, what he’s done would make you feel the same way I do, he was funny to me till I found out

[@ryanirving3388]

Yes I knew about water stores. We have a few where I live here in michigan. They're common in areas where there are a lot of people on wells that don't make for good drinking water. My well water runs through a salt softener so drinking it would be disgusting. So you get one of those systems like in doctors offices that hold a 5 gallon jug of water and keeps it cold. The water store is where you go to sanitize those jugs and refill them.

[@MargoRodell]

I love this show and I love the brotherly chemistry which makes such great comedy!!! 💯. Also… never knew about water stores. AT ALL. Idk how they’re staying in business.

[@isaaccutlip5815]

I Appreciate matts honest take on oliver anthony 👍

[@cnczy1036]

The way they had identical reactions at 31:15 killed me lol

[@k.d311]

Love y’all!

[@kevinnoble7532]

Water stores are common in OC when you live in places like Santa Ana. People will take their big water jugs to the store to fill it up rather than buying a bunch of water bottles. It’s essentially like those guys that deliver water to offices but doing it for your home, on your own.

[@ChrisBlatchly]

There are stand alone alkaline water stores and even fill up stations inside most major grocery stores in Las Vegas due to the high mineral content in the tap water. I’ve never purchased as you can just filter your water at home but it’s astounding how many people actually purchase water every week or month to bring home. Been around here for decades and originally being from NYC / east coast like you guys, it blows my mind.

[@Kevin-bu3xt]

Backbackbackback…”a chicken” line had me laughing for 10 min straight

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Omg I’ve been dying to buy this Budweiser Trucker Hat at my local 711 and Matt you just sealed the deal! As if I needed to be impressed by u any more ?! 🧢 ⛽️

[@sancholowera]

Water holes are a very common thing in mexican american neighborhoods. Got the outlet malls next door with all those graffic t shirts Matt loves. At a discount 🙏🏼 you mofos are dope 🙌🏼

[@Pheyora]

28:16 I know the answer to this one!! She is looking to reenact the feeling she got when she received praise! It's not so much the parking but she is looking for more of that. It could be that her love language is words of affirmation. Introduce it in the bedroom as a kink and she will stop seeking the praise elsewhere. 💕✨

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

"Introduce it in the bedroom as a kink" Your lack of intelligence is showing.

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

The opening w monkey song preview really locked me in😂

[@surfinbanana6419]

Yeah I've heard of water stores lol . The one I live by is actually called "The Water Store" 😂😂

[@woolymaple4335]

Someone please make a montage of every time Matt’s flipped his hair

[@BeetrootFamily]

"Hello, will you please, PTERODACTYL" That's what i always hear in the intro song, and that's what it is.

[@davidvernonloebsjr7133]

Chris you killed in Charlotte on Friday!! Matt love the new hat!

[@kaysifranklin143]

I've never heard of a "water store" ... I agree with you guys!! It's a silly concept considering you can buy water everywhere lol

[@rondoespsych5901]

The guy the back just imploding about the tweety bird thing 😆

[@Jameson004]

I knew about water stores. There’s a ton of them in the valley. Always seemed pretty busy too.

[@bbgregs380]

Chris needs a whole album

[@raeberryrattlesnake]

Yes, knew about water stores. Get water delivered monthly to my house. They sell it in like 15L drums (office coolers)

[@leonardosaenz9272]

the girl that broke my heart lived next to a water store

[@marniebrimhall986]

Matt's hat sets my spirit free😂

[@Drewvincent9922]

Yeah, I found out a buddy of mine actually owns a water store in Huntington Beach. I was as surprised as you were.

[@rahman94]

Loved your show in Knoxville last night. Life rips 🤘🏼

[@lancertreepuffer]

26:43 around these parts some do sell water but mostly the filtration systems that can be installed in your home

[@zero2herouniverse153]

I've known about (and seen) water stores for many years? I'm shocked you guys are shocked about them lol

[@blaineisthecoolest]

We use a water shop at work. They deliver the bottles for our water cooler.

[@hokurakensei6958]

Lol I walk around randomly singing Capybara 😂

[@TannerRettino]

ive known of water stores for years, theres one in yucca valley. which is near joshua tree. and they had a few types of water, but it was cool because the machines are super expensive so its like you have access to something you'd never be able to afford. and if people are paying for it it must work. they have alkaline, but they also have a different one's which filters through natural cinnamon/sodium/minerals and stuff like that. i used to pull up with like 3 five gallons, and get them filled. but a lot of the time it has less chlorine which is in a lot of municipal water. lots of pecs. you can see ph balances there and just have more reassurance.

[@Solarflare.energy]

Yes! There were a lot of water stores where I lived in NJ. Look up statistics about how many Americans use bottled water and never drink tap - it’s a lot! There are chemicals in our tap water that are horrible for human health. The difference of going to a water store is you can buy filters there to install in your home, and refill water in large quantities in glass or ceramic containers. Once you put alkaline water into certain plastics, it loses its true alkalinity. Different types of water are good for different ailments. I tried it out in my early 20’s and it completely got rid of my acid reflux! (I was having it every day at that point) Water is one of the most important elements for us as humans and its a shame we can’t get true natural water in our homes, but we’re still more fortunate than other parts of the world! Clean water is yummy :)

[@megankraft3509]

I thought the title to this was a quote from Kristen. For their last episode lol 😂

[@dave3429]

What’s up with the huge cut at the end, if you’re gonna cut out the answer just cut out the question too.

[@ashlinhart5190]

Chris looks like Hardy with the glasses and trucker hat on. Nice

[@meghanxox]

Guys did answer the last question!!!

[@level3gaming948]

9:15 Talking about Shark Lords? I think it's Shark Lords.

[@Mantei8]

I believe the water stores sell water jugs for those water coolers you see every where. Probably other things too. but i think that's why there are stores for just water.

[@davidguschl591]

Chris looks like Judah Friedlander with the hat/glasses combo 😂

[@519MaLoNeY]

Crazy how much Chris looks like his dad with those glasses.

[@a.j.delgado3561]

did not know Chris or Matt could imitate Ricky Gervais so well. I request a competition on this, in the next episode

[@chasehambrick8754]

I’m a drummer and Chris’s air drumming was weirdly not terrible

[@Putzy5214]

Then I seriously question your drumming lol.

[@HPNOTIQ24]

@@Putzy5214s’dick. Chase is right tho for never playing the drums he got a basic groove going

[@heather.be.thy.name3.16]

The backbackbackbackGONE has me cackling 😂😂😂

[@christinaclark7681]

There’s a lot of water stores in San Jose as well. It’s because the water in the city is disgusting so people have to buy water by the gallons from these stores. It’s cheaper than getting it from the grocery store, Target/Safeway.

[@Kobeautycincy]

Wait. What was the song they were talking about? I need to hear this

[@allisonfleck7010]

I was so mad yesterday when there wasn’t a new episode. Then I realized - it wasn’t Sunday 🥲 s’mad for no reason. Obviously I look forward to this every weekend 🙌🏼

[@slimjadeyyy]

absolutely knew about water stores lolll. Most sell purified, alkaline, clean water (sometimes right from the mountain) so it’s different than what u get elsewhere

[@mollago]

Chris nonchalantly stating that Rogen isn't right wing is hilarious 13:57

[@stephaniechoffo7091]

Juan Fire?? What happened to the answer to the last guys question?! It looks like the whole video was edited out lmao

[@shetalkz]

LITTERALLY already found the shirt

[@youngmedusa5844]

There’s water stores by my house, to get the big gallons of water and even the water machines .

[@dextergray1670]

They remind me of the comedy versions of Hank and John Green. So similar to each other but so different at the same time

[@benjaminwayne7834]

My dogs just almost killed each other now I have to take them to the pound... You guys are helping me get through this because it's really hard for me. Because they may not get adopted they may get euthanized. They aren't aggressive, was just a bad situation

[@amandakrause9394]

I’ve gone to water stores all my life 😂😂😂😂

[@isaiahmathews960]

there was a water store next to my old job and it was always busy

[@DaLilVivi96]

"How are there still monkeEeEeEeEeEeEes!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slimjadeyyy]

when Matt said on a radio after Chris said 10 4 😭😂😭😭😭

[@andrewpurdy6743]

Please order the ultimate hardcore WB shirt…the “kris kross” edition.

[@ashley_brooke_d]

I had zero clue about water stores. Googled it, SO many near me. What is going on.

[@SupergoodStudios]

Crazy right?

[@knightrider693]

Water stores sell and install water conditioners, water softening systems and reverse osmosis units for home and businesses. They also sell different types of purifiers and filters etc. There's alot more to water for most than turning on the tap and always having water guys. S'dumb!

[@lasvegascrisis]

i never heard of a water store here in GA

[@ELBigBossMK23]

Reminds me of the ten min pod song that bkj sings... "He wears glasses even though he doesn't need them"

[@顔]

there's a store in the king of prussia mall called "everything but water" basically the exact opposite lmao

[@pricetoonice]

Ever think of doing a special addition joe rogan podcast- meaning a 3 hour long pod- I don’t know about the majority but my favorite pods from any pods are the special addition pods (Halloween, Christmas….. I always look forward to them 🔥 complementary segments to match the holiday or edition is heat too 🫳

[@mkwilson38]

What up with harsh cut near the end? No comments on the guy with the job commute / transfer issue?

[@johnnyashtray]

totally left the last guy hangin.

[@thehappymongo]

hey d'elia bros. i'm new to this pod but have been crushing for the past 6 weeks... think i'm almost up to date now. been a chris fan from the get go... back in 6minpod! i'm sorry because it would seem i need to pay to make a submission, is that correct or have i misread it? i really feel i've misread it and perhaps you could correct me, as i would love to send you both a message... but lads: i'm stoney broke. surely that doesn't count me out though...

[@amandakrause9394]

Matt with that hat on looks like a character from far cry 5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bkt209]

45:57 they cut the video. Wtf I wanna know what they said!! Lmao 😂

[@Tuffolo]

Chris looking like Bill 👌🏽

[@hyprltblsm6123]

i knew about water stores they advertise in my area all the time

[@Queen_of_Missfit_Island]

Matt looked so good with the man pony and hat.. Also get Eminem and Dre to produce Chris's song. ❤🎉

[@TheLastLux]

Your Uncle Mike sounds pretty great.

[@orangelo13]

Matt looks like he ate a bunch of candy and got a sticky face and then fell down in a barbershop

[@DEADKAMPOFFICIAL]

Good production for that song. Get at bank hard beats. He will have that song sounding epic. Trust me bro.