Rockin' The Boat (ep. 94) - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Ep. 20 of Lifeline ✨Luxury ✨ is out now! patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@mendywinner2351]

2:18 Chris checking to see if Matt found his school teacher joke funny for a full 3 seconds, S’INSYYYYYY

[@mdwsb]

Wait, INSY is insecure? I thought it was insincere. Now I have to start again.

[@V.E.R.L.O.E]

Back to episode 1 for you!

[@Kobeautycincy]

Dude the bit with Matt singing and Chris and his strip show had me in tears. I got some bad news about my dog and I needed this laugh so bad. Love you guys! 🫶🏼

[@j.lsherrer5370]

Anyone else have to say “RUNK” (with a hard “k”) literally out loud at the start of every single episode, or is it just me? 🤪

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

Same

[@TheAmandaChampion]

Me too. I even do the laugh,

[@bayboxer666]

​@@TheAmandaChampion0

[@2341melinda]

@@TheAmandaChampiondoing the laugh too is crazzzzzy

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

The end is crazy lmao

[@CollieCollins]

chains going CRAYzy 🤣

[@Sharstr]

Chris repeatedly injuring his neck, killed me

[@kermm03]

who else has been refreshing their subbox every 10 mins lol this is the best part of my sundays love yall

[@j.a.r.family2576]

I love it too . But you might wanna get out more lol . Still friends though!!

[@randombrand0n847]

S’booooored

[@beaubrusius7431]

😂😂😂😂😂 🧡

[@tylerboucher3582]

S’sad

[@luckyboltz29]

S’need a hobby

[@e_gad]

52:11 the tryna get in there song 😂

[@44turtlepower]

Chris: "My skin color makes me look like I'm dying. I'll get a whole sweatsuit that color."

[@sebastianmartinez2823]

14:56 “in livings color” deserved more credit

[@sarahschlaefer3453]

The bit Chris did about the song you would use as a stripper, probably one of the hardest laughs I've had on this show😂

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Chris you’re looking and sounding so good and balanced and happy these days. And I love seeing that. I love seeing your energy where it deserves to be. Don’t ever forget all us babies love you and support you. Ride or die m’babies. ✌️🫶

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Thank you!!!!

[@SootSootSootSooty]

@@ChrisDEliaOfficial you’re welcome. 😊 Every week when you show up, even if you don’t feel like it, you make us laugh and although you prob never think of it like this, you’re raising the vibration of thousands and thousands of ppl around the world when you do that. Ask Kristen, I know she’ll agree with me. 🥰 In times like these, we need high vibes and laughter in our hearts more than ever. You will never know the ripple effect of positivity you create each week in the world. But I have a sense of it. And I’m glad you’ve seen this msg. It’s from the heart. 🤍

[@richardmatherson9461]

The riffing on Chris as a male stripper had me legit crying laughing. Please never stop doing this podcast

[@BIGMAYNEGREGG]

Double “ums” at 14:44 was lit

[@johnburke4819]

I’m the butler in the buff that told Matt that story! Chris I’ll be in Vancouver to see your show February 10th. Looking forward to it!

[@mikejimenez6470]

“You didn’t know that?” I had a recent now ex that kinda was like that. But she think she knows everything, but doesn’t. And hates a “know it all”. It was really maddening and what made it worse is she would get mad anytime, which was a lot, when she’s wrong. It pretty much was the downfall of our relationship.

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Love the “bing bong”🤣🤣🤣

[@irollerblade13]

24:50 I had to look up the death scene it's such a quick shot but it really did look like denzel died. His eyes were dead he stutter blinks and then no one is home. Amazing acting.

[@anthonysalvatore1226]

Matt needs to address the Private Record 1st episode

[@Squidiot42]

what happend?

[@marcushudak]

The dude was a pathological liar...eh...s...fake ​@@Squidiot42

[@daddymcpapi7520]

​@@Squidiot42it was wildly unbelievable.

[@httr_kaillin]

What?

[@ohhhhhcool]

@@Squidiot42 He gave an obvious bullshitter a platform. The whole story was a crock

[@Fvbnjd3357]

The way yall remember movies and the people in them and futhermore is such a flex😂 alot of people dont have the capacity

[@73namaste]

“Next week, it’ll be talkin’ about how your neck hurts!” 🤣😂

[@afonsosalgado578]

47:15 this is not opposite day hahaha and the way he said it, one of the most underrated funniest things matt has haver said

[@justinlifts4you]

40:02 this part had me pissing myself when he motions the making out i cried😂

[@checksoverstripes2498]

57:10 I’ll never be able to listen to So Seductive by Tony Yayo again 💀

[@willeGG17]

The stripper bit creased me 😂😂😂😂

[@SuperAlvarez2010]

"No, the fruit. We ate it all." LMAO

[@thecorrectoification]

I'll also watch anything with Michael Douglas in it, Romancing the Stone, The Game, Falling Down. It's all dope. Also, Jeremy Irons and Jeff Bridges. 👌

[@saltandpepper986]

Ohhhh THE GAME I forgot about that movie! So effing good.

[@deangelobayley7079]

Lol @ 14:14 me n my girl always go OoOh to each other just like that

[@TaylorOLeary-tm5ko]

Chris’s stripping routine is unmatched

[@niloc5224]

We had a friend in our group which would was not only a compulsive liar, but also would always say “you didnt know that?” When anyone comes to a realization about anything. The way we caught his dumbass red handed and made him stop entirely? We would literally make up fake realizations or notice un-real things. For example…a two story gym we all go to only has bathrooms on the first floor. One of us says “wow did you guys know there were bathrooms upstairs? I finally used them i had no idea there were stalls up here this whole time!” Immediately followed with “wow! You didnt know that? Ive been using that one when the other is too busy for years.” Dead man walking:

[@TylerG69]

Finally broke 600k subs! Holy hell

[@judythruiz6643]

14:44 in unison "UMm" sounds pretty dope with headphones on 😅

[@CR_22]

Chris didn’t realize the caller just wanted his brother to answer 😂

[@1800cxllect]

Chris got mad at the idea of the Bing-Bong button 🔘 😂

[@wRAAh]

35:04 Best impression of Professor Stephen Hawking yet.

[@klfeternal79]

Christoper, stop pickig at your bro... He's a legend. Now now, we all know you are a legend as well, but Mat puts you in your own lane like no one ever else. I love you Chris, But Matt just has that cool az hippy love vibe and I cannot deny it. Love your brother. Be nice babe.

[@JohanaTeran]

I was hoping they would address the liar from Private Record and laugh about the whole situation lol

[@RyanBoonslokovich]

Bout time! Needed it!! - an Amazon driver.

[@Forman_]

trying to be nice to your gf bit should be a tik tok/youtube short. it killed me

[@brandonjumpsrope]

Sundays are for Lifeline

[@dertysprite]

How is this podcast “not possible” without lifeline luxury? 😂

[@mkwilson38]

He means it’s about the 💰💰💰

[@Charles-hy2ek]

16 minutes in the vibes are good in this one, such happy bros

[@Nuxunumo]

Last 10 minutes had me fuckin seeing stars 🌟

[@marcushudak]

That brotherly um at 14:43 eeeeeeee YES dude

[@jayynagar]

35:47 Wise words by Matt D'elia!

[@connorreid1935]

Glad Chris addressed the constant throat clearing lol.

[@trishm142]

28:47 I always go to the teller I want my money available NOW 😂

[@HYLND]

The dude who asked about the actors video was 17 minutes long and needed to be 15 seconds max 😂

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Stupid fucking submission

[@jennabolmgren]

Re: neighbor/speaker guy, I don’t know how your speakers or sound system is set up, but if your speakers are on the ground, it might help to put them on a towel or higher up on a shelf or something.

[@jennabolmgren]

I typed this before Matt responded 🙃

[@styvo0]

I get that you guys are relaxed etc and I love your show, but put the phones away just for an hour ya know? 😜

[@CR_22]

The guy that sells cars for Brendan 😂

[@jerichaa]

bring on the bing bong button! lol

[@samjohn1747]

So pissed they didn’t talk about the first ep of private record. Could have mentioned you spoke out it on the patreon and I definitely would’ve subbed for that. Missed opportunity lads

[@rickyp1494]

Just signed up for the luxurious lifeline cuz the banter is sick innit

[@mbts500]

Matt and Chris both saying the girlfriend isn't real at the same time, um at the same time and same pitch 14:43

[@samanthadavison]

Once again I’m here to tell Matt & Chris I love ya ♥️

[@LucoMcc]

Almost wasn’t able to handle the level of caffeine the first 3 minutes of the show 😮‍💨

[@CR_22]

“The street” 😂

[@jsolis19]

Big Red! Love the San Antonio reference.

[@jeffess2571]

Can I take a crack at making that country song happen?Would be a hit for sure.Coming from the Dirty Jerz,rippin it!

[@lmproductions1228]

The fake banjo song is the best part

[@JonPeroutka]

can you guys play a clip or 2 of the private record at the beginning of Lifeline to promo it?

[@jayarcook292]

Rat friend got a like on the whole video! Thanks for the laughs

[@FrostedClarinet]

Guy at 45:00 … best way to deal with that, is to make something up. Say something completely made up in your head, and THEN see if she goes “oh you didn’t know that!?”

[@jordanheimer774]

Saw you in in phx Chris. Killed it. Denny too. Had a blast.

[@JamisonGallagher]

He'll probably be back next week. If not next week, then definitely the week after.

[@Iamlightandlove888]

Tom Hardy in...The Drop he killed that role. I believed he was that guy...Also Gandolfini was superb. A very underrated movie that nobody talks about??? Leo and Jonah in The Wolf of Wall Street. In my top five performances.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

The last part of your comment... Are you fucking joking?

[@kermm03]

btw love theprivaterecord its so funny good job matt

[@MrChoobsabre]

Had to wait s'long for my Sunday to rip and it's ALL GOOD but m'pissed

[@teiece7890]

Guy with the speaker: If you’re in an apartment complex you can’t use a speaker cuz it literally comes through the walls. It’s just the unfortunate reality of living in an apartment complex.

[@SCrEenNaMe-i9h]

51 minutes wow I thought that was gonna go in a different direction 😂 he is probably trying to get with her

[@Ghergheles]

What case does have chris on his phone

[@brittanyparsons2864]

One of the best episodes. Thanks for the laughs!! Love you guys

[@DanJam88]

What's the song that Chris is playing at the male stripper part?

[@rcoz6391]

Better late than never. Yee-ess dude!

[@kevinnoble7532]

36:00 EVERYONE who’s lived in an apartment downstairs who has had a loud neighbor above them knows if this dude is on his 4th complaint, when he says “I’m not even that loud” ssssss’liar - “my speaker is on but only at 50%” right right

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

Hey Matt The Private Record is s'good, regardless if that was all true or not, very entertaining!

[@ChildishGambeaner]

"people always say I'm lying and to show proof but I'm just not gonna do that" lmao and you still think that bullshit could be true?

[@samjonesj1s]

Hey guys who's friend talked to his girlfriend, he's not your friennnnnnd

[@toyjams]

Why did they not show Chris’s face when he was doing the passive aggressive smile in the car? You can’t tell me that wasn’t intentional by the editor.

[@bvdrvg]

i really DID feel the short-end of the stick 99%

[@racheller8753]

Matt💛💛💛💛💛💛💫

[@hyperbaroque]

Matt's right. Hear me out: bank teller? Customer service? Supposed to be good people person? THEY WORK. AT A BANK.

[@liinav.3808]

Chris is actually a bad brother . He makes everything about himself and shows so little respect towards Matt. It makes me sad looking at Matt sometimes because I can see he is tired of being talked over, he looks so fed up sometimes

[@glefort]

19:18 😂😂😂

[@Simsimma33]

That haircut is a 3.5/10. I love you Chris bro. Sorry dude

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

I would fade those sides for that cut 1 hundo

[@DavidSazant-y9v]

What does "sinsy" (cincy?) mean?

[@Yossarianhoenikker]

Abbreviation of so insecure

[@raquelaliyah]

Chris has seagull energy

[@LDwiggs]

Dude, best stripping song is obviously Pony. Close second would be Bump n’ Grind.

[@cap10yap]

how do you not mention Robert Pattinson in your best actors list? it's him and Denzel in the GOAT conversation and thats it.

[@davidcamp1231]

Crawl back into that slump you think your out of. Go there , turn the lights out and stay there.

[@brandonscott6606]

Chris’ stripper song: More human than human by Rob Zombie

[@TheLilE1993]

14:30 around there somewhere, Matt hurt his feelings SOOO bad telling him he's lucky comedy can be a career cuz if not he'd be a hobo 😂😂😂 eh s'dick

[@bobbynojoke76]

lets do it!

[@Eaton-10]

There's nothing "nice" about a sweater like that. If it's expensive, you paid too much. Period.

[@loonyloonatic]

Booyah, booyah and… booyah

[@VanessaSB__]

Bro literally cut down his girlfriend’s taste in movies all to ask who their favourite actors are??? wt

[@chipdiesel9788]

I had a rough hungover morning, glad you uploaded late I wouldn't have enjoyed the episode as much lol

[@Outward777]

1st comment! Starting off Sunday right my babies!! Woooo!

[@lancertreepuffer]

😆

[@k.d311]

Matt at 8:02 😆

[@audioplague2792]

Lifeline is a show that could be timeless , adverts for tour dates should be at the end if at all , by putting them at the beginning in such a shoehorned in manner it dates the show to a certain time and honestly puts many people off watching further, it feels seriously cringe worthy when Chris immediately jumps to self promotion every time

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Fast forward yknow

[@audioplague2792]

@@scozzbaggs9224 nope

[@CR_22]

Most callers just wanna know how to be a man apparently 😂