calling people out on their band shirts

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[@leecole9426]

The “protest the hero” guy was preparing for that moment his whole life

[@Ae0liann]

skrillex games I can’t wait for someone to ask me this while I’m wearing my Megadeth shirt

[@ThoseTrickyThings]

@@Ae0liann Same, but then with Rammstein lol

[@mriveraucelo]

I'm pretty sure he plays in the band

[@Cryatrix]

all protest the hero fans do

[@rileyhambruch4939]

That’s Zesty. He’s been in a few of the brotherhood videos. He’s now playing with dragged under. Super nice dude

[@thecentrist2025]

Protest the hero guy is too pure for this world.

[@transatlanticwhirlwind7589]

the centrist That was great if they ever do this at a prof tick show and I got a T shirt I’ll tell them whole albums lol

[@oracleofcourage]

That's what you call a true fan

[@WKogut]

I thought it was Gus Johnson.

[@eypu999]

the centrist ik🥺

[@michelleburkholder2547]

You mean calling out fake culture

[@IPv6Freely]

I'll give the guy at 2:00 credit... hearing a band at a show, thinking they rocked, and buying their merch is nothing to poke fun at. That's what EVERYONE should be doing.

[@HEADASSLOOKINGAHHH]

i do that way too many times, i end up checking their songs after but i love buying shirts from bands as a way to support them.

[@ambatukambasing]

makes me remember something i think linus said, “you buying one youtuber’s merch is helping more than watching their ads for a year” or somethinf

[@commentresurrection1841]

LOL That is what guys in crappy bands say

[@hovhadovah]

Jared: "Can you name three-" Guy: "Sure, I can list the full discography for Protest the Hero. Okay so track one"

[@antithesentv305]

... and since I'm now done with all the Protest the Hero songs I'm gonna name every demo of the singers highschool band that never released their songs at all.

[@firewind369]

That guy was outstanding. If you're a hardcore fan what do you do...

[@lolohets6467]

The dude gave like a whole history lesson on the band! 🤣

[@astrozombies3670]

My boy has the discogs database built into his brain.

[@alextrebek8049]

dude protest the hero fuckin rules

[@JoyfulSeas]

Plot twist: Protest the Hero guy is actually in the band.

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he was.

[@ural.kristof]

Wait what

[@yaboiscrik]

Legend had it he's still naming there songs to this day

[@ural.kristof]

@@yaboiscrik He prepared for this moment since he was born.

[@Cirujano_1]

Epic

[@devinanderson5520]

Respect to the dude who was like "I saw them at Warped Tour and thought they were dope so I'd support them"

[@tibormalinsky8751]

Devin Anderson Happened to me. I loved the concert, I love the Tshirt, but actually forgot their name and havent heard them since ...

[@tylerhensel6130]

Came here to say the same thing. Glad someone beat me to it.

[@EnemaBagJones24601]

Agreed, can't really fault that kind of mentality. At least he enjoyed their stuff and supported them a bit.

[@tee_nanners]

Yup! I've been to a lot of shows where I saw the opener(Who I had never heard of) play their hearts out and give me an awesome show. You know they're dedicating everything they have to sound and play amazingly because as the openers they know people like me might not know them yet. It's a great way to show a first impression, and because of that, I'll buy their merch. I have a couple shirts from bands like that who I barely knew that blew my mind and I couldn't name a single song by them, just that they kicked ass and blew my mind. Another example is I'll buy and wear the band tees to my friends bands. I might not be able to name a song by them but I know I support the hell out of 'em.

[@redcomet6327]

Tibor Malinsky but how can you forget the band name if it’s on the shirt?

[@bobroberts2581]

The number of “I’m drunk and just had a blow to the head, wtf is even my name” people made me chuckle.

[@TheStepmonkey]

That dude literally had a nose bleed

[@clayrester9342]

...the number was one....

[@elile8567]

​@@clayrester9342yeah like i don't get that

[@hannah-zd8iz]

I swear, If I'd wear shirt of a band I listen to 24/7 and literally know all their songs by heart and some person came to me to ask for 3 songs, I'd completely blank out lmao

[@bottomofastairwell]

for real though! i got to so many shows it's not even funny. and like, every once in a while they'll be smaller shows where i'll get to meet the band. had a dude ask me what my favorite song was one time and i couldn't answer. like wtf, you JUST played that in your set like 15 minutes ago. why can't i think of a single song? wtf brain. something about being on the spot just makes my brain empty out.

[@strawb3rrysuccubus]

happened to me with a nirvana shirt once

[@jose828]

Yup, I would have trouble even coming up with one song title.

[@livvyyyyyyyyyyy]

Istg I always prepare myself for those questions bc I get nervous af when ppl ask even when I’m a huge fan who knows all the songs 😭

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

Yep, i am pretty sure most of those people actually know the name of a lot of songs, they just blank out on the spot

[@teknical100]

A lot of bands seem to have made a song called, 'Oh Shit'.

[@earthninja777]

That's the best one you're not a true fan until you know it

[@endurethebeast]

🤣😂🤣 so true, so true!

[@metalflower9543]

😂

[@xaza5625]

When I make a band our songs are going to be "oh shit" "uh" and "shit"

[@fushiguro8913]

'I'm Blanking' seems to be a popular one too

[@alexbrownstone4939]

There are five kinds of people: 1. Don’t know the band, “the shirt is cool” 2. Knows a bit about the band 3. Knows the band but blanks because put on the spot 4. Too wasted to know what’s going on 5. Knows too much about the band. Obsessed

[@satsumasalanewt4007]

Protest The Hero guy is definitely Number 5.

[@josephdesaulniers9167]

Me with my chemical romance

[@crybaby4138]

Shorter name for #1 "the poser"

[@Desugan69]

5 :me with the Band Konvoy (germann band)

[@metallyill697]

Im ABSOLUTELY number 5 with KISS

[@N-Lee]

There's always that guy who know every little thing.

[@tarico4436]

Agreed. And there's another guy who KNOWS every little thing.

[@ForkFace2112]

I don't think I've ever worn a band shirt for a band i didn't love

[@regor5150]

If I can't name 5, I'm not wearing it 😂

[@tomiivaswort6921]

that's how you do it. I don't just look at what I know from the band, but also if I know enough from that album, before I decide to buy a shirt.

[@hellcorpses]

me too

[@ekamauretta4258]

somemight just want to wear it because of the good artworks tho

[@IceSpoon]

@@regor5150 I am not risking being called a "poser" online. I either know the whole discography and the name of the vocalist mother's pet when she was a kid, or I'm not wearing it lol

[@pyro5263]

Dude is a walking "Protest the Hero" wiki page

[@spencer6207]

Wouldn't be surprised if he's contributed to it before

[@jacklynch5500]

Chris Adler didn't do drums on Scurrilous tho that was on Volition hmmMMM

[@FreeManLetov]

Real fan, actually.

[@ryukishin187]

honestly most pth fans are pretty dedicated to the band haha

[@monsterdowner]

ryukishin187 FUCK YEESSSS!!! Been a fan since ‘07

[@coltenk637]

This is literally the reason I only wear shirts of bands I listen to religiously

[@bolt7047]

Same here

[@seanmatthewking]

Kello [] Who cares? Doesn’t matter as long as you’re upfront about it. Like that one dude, I’ve bought a shirt because I liked a live performance. It wasn’t a band anybody’s heard of, so nobody was gonna harass me about it anyway.

[@xinkage9429]

same

[@grantpeterson2987]

I know plenty of songs by all the bands shirts I wear but it's mostly "track #__" off the "#_" album. And I can quote it word for word.

[@ovoxomac]

Ahh yes because theres a 10/10 chance someone will go up to you and ask you to name 3 songs

[@sushijuice6895]

can you name 3 spongebob songs ?

[@natelecarde962]

Sweet Victory, Campfire Song Song, Gary Come Home

[@dominiquesantander469]

@@natelecarde962 of course you picked the hits

[@HockeyPwnsBaseball]

Without You was always my favorite

[@heathersimpson3051]

Don't forget Krusty crab pizza song

[@vladi4ko]

@@natelecarde962can you name 3 post-movie spongebob songs?

[@khnoname6183]

The man with the "protest the hero" t-shirt has been preparing for this all his life 💀

[@IsaacSmelcZhan]

You copied a comment from 4 years ago that is pinned 💀

[@rollie..]

The Protest the Hero guy was the only sober person there

[@nienkevanderende6512]

And those two little boys... I think?

[@Taproot_]

@@nienkevanderende6512 lmao

[@Dendoi_]

@@nienkevanderende6512 nah

[@extremelycreativeusername3190]

1 more like til 666

[@reddeadrazor8257]

Isn't he actualy in the band? /s

[@BozoTheBear]

Tried this today - some loser couldn't name anything by Adidas.

[@lvzfrn]

😂😂😂

[@ZathenHoopes]

There shoes are my fav!

[@jadenbandit1204]

😂

[@thumbzilla358]

😂😂😂

[@pierrot.theclown]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA KILLED OMG

[@bammybound]

It’s perfectly normal to freeze up. I bet most of the songs came to them after the camera went off

[@tobynsaunders]

I mean who could forget Sum 41's catalogue, after all? I'm joking. Freezing under pressure happens for sure, but I wouldn't go so far as to assume that *most* of each of those artist's songs came to all or even most of those people questioned in the video.

[@TarawaS2000]

And it still haunts them to this day.

[@rigormortis7552]

As it happens, genuine fans are in essence the ones responsible for preaching the good word for their favorite bands.

[@sloane6362]

Put me on the spot like that and I’ll forget my own name

[@thevoid6990]

last time i couldnt even remember the date i was born, other time i forgot my age and for some reason my brain cant process sounds so you have to repeat something like 5 times for me to understand lmao

[@2m7b5]

Word.

[@rosabrouwer923]

Same, sometimes I forget what year it is or how old i am lol

[@bobiboulon]

Don't worry, most people can't process correctly being filmed while asked questions, without any preparation. That's why it's so easy to find videos on the web of random people being asked simple questions on the street and failing miserably. People aren't as stupid or uneducated as those videos could let you think, there're just in a too uncomfortable situtation to think correctly. :)

[@truitons]

cause u r weak .......

[@waltuh11121]

Protest the hero guy: _I'm gonna end this man whole career_

[@dreyden_the_slam_man]

*I'm gonna name this bands whole career

[@hendrikkiefer3325]

@@dreyden_the_slam_man nice.

[@pixelplays964]

Ngl if he caught me in my BTBAM shirt, this

[@kevinfranco8335]

He fucked up twice tho. Chris Addler did Volition, not scurrilous, and the ep is A calculated use of sound.

[@jakeinator21]

@@pixelplays964 I was thinking the exact same thing haha, BTBAM is the only band whose shirts I wear and I could name almost every track in their discography.

[@thethirdtomato]

These are actually so stressful, someone asked me to name three Weezer songs and I said troublemaker,photograph and island in the sun and I've literally never listened to photograph

[@sovelli7980]

oo wee oo i look just look like buddy holly

[@JBigjake]

Would have been as much fun to ask people what band was on their t-shirt.

[@ape5490]

That "protest the hero" shirt guy slowly got more and more enthusiastic as he went along naming the songs. Seems like a very cool guy.

[@dehasim]

Is like me talking about System of a Down

[@Guystands]

Seems like a dope guy

[@Ammut6]

A guy who really enjoys his music thats for sure

[@stigroarhaugbotn7366]

1000 like

[@maxhawkins8845]

InternetIntrovert DA DA DADADADADA DADADA

[@LordLeche]

Respect to the guy who only bought the Bless the Fall tank to support them because they played a good show.

[@mikey19-_-84]

I did that with vale of pnath i can only name 2 songs lmao

[@xen2241]

i was upvote 666, just to be #666 hahaha

[@ryansadauskis]

I did that with Kindo. I don't listen to their stuff a lot but it's cool stuff and they're cool guys.

[@horscht85]

all the time... pirate the first cd i see on some warez site, follow them on FB, get tickets to a show - if they rock live, i buy a shirt and the remaining records on bandcamp.

[@merginator]

I've done that. Bought a Throwdown album after I saw them because they kicked ass back in 2004.

[@Bibliomancia]

The "protest the hero" guy is so enthusiastic and wholesome about the band he loves. That's so adorable :) He made me want to listen to their music :D

[@alexsmith5136]

if i find a guy with a band shirt that i listen to i just say "nice shirt bro" and go on with my day

[@cirava]

The Protest the Hero guy mistook your question for discography.

[@will_stevens]

Moosegooseoof copied

[@Rainydayreal_estate]

@@brandon5020 bro hahahah really

[@studiobloknote]

😂

[@achoo5276]

Let's be real, everyone in this video was either drunk or high.

[@90lxfox3]

especially the guy smoking a joint lmaoo

[@madalynepaige6661]

Even those kids lol

[@frusciantesplectrum7980]

You don’t forget a band you’ve gone out your way to buy merchandise for just cos you’re drunk/high. The same way you don’t forget where you live or how to formulate sentences. Drunk/high just influences awareness/decisions. Not memory

[@janstelzer2814]

Fruschiante’s Plectrum dude when you are deunk or high you forget A LOT A LOT. Maybe you weren‘t drunk or high in your life

[@frusciantesplectrum7980]

Jan Stelzer I was drunk when I typed that mate

[@endergamer.mp4]

This is why I like buying band shirts when I have been listening to their music for a while. Gotta be like the Protest the hero guy.

[@denniswood7503]

My favorite band is Pink Floyd - I can name almost all of their released and unreleased songs.

[@abydosturtle5023]

yes I'm waiting for someone to ask me if I know any songs by them. Of course I do!!

[@denniswood7503]

@@abydosturtle5023 - I could go a good hour. Lol.

[@markhunter8554]

I once had a Pink Floyd T-shirt and I owned most of their albums from Ummagumma to the Wall.

[@kianna270]

@@abydosturtle5023 same lol😂 most of the time I use the shirt to start a convo but I forget majority of people buy Pink Floyd shirts bc they’re pretty 😂

[@theRustyElCamino]

Im the same way except for SOAD.

[@arborinfelix]

It is 2020 and some say that the “protest the hero” guy is still counting.

[@jordanwayward4719]

Well they did drop a new LP last week.. and it is sick

[@TheKvn91]

That guy is awesome!

[@christiandiehl6804]

666 likes :O

[@Robmancan1987]

He just now got to the blood type of every band member. I'll keep you posted.👍

[@ME-ki7vq]

Isnt that jared and austins buddy? Hes been in a few videos. Hes just a plant for comedic effect like austin in the "screaming takes no talent" vid.

[@theinterstate718]

sometimes I think to myself “am I worthy of wearing a t-shirt for this band” and then I see these people and I’m reassured lmao

[@lukabole4453]

Lmao same

[@serpentstudios7768]

I often have a rule when it comes buying band shirts, listen to their music before picking one up and listen to it daily. Therefore it's 2x as worth.

[@theinterstate718]

@@serpentstudios7768 yeah agreed i just want to know about the band and know their music before i go wearing their merch haha

[@serpentstudios7768]

@@theinterstate718 You got my respect immediately!

[@theinterstate718]

@@serpentstudios7768 :D

[@essicShorts]

What’s super awesome is that most of these people just bought the shirt for an awesome memory or because they liked that bands set. To me that’s the most important thing a musician can do is make an impact or memory for someone

[@pythonl0rd584]

i’d purposefully wear a panic at the disco shirt near this guy just to name three outlandishly long titles

[@blurdomain9277]

Some say he’s still naming protest the hero songs to this day

[@Imzadi]

This is me with Nightwish. Any other band shirt and I’m screwed.

[@EternalGalaxies]

😂😂 👏

[@EternalGalaxies]

@@Imzadi Yeah, I had a similar thought to that. Did that one dude just so happen to be wearing the shirt of his favorite band which he knows everything about and it just so happened to be perfect timing? I'd be able to name songs and albums too if I were wearing my Twenty One Pilots shirt but any other shirt and I'm not sure. And I'm also someone whose mind always blanks when I'm asked questions on the spot like that lol I wish this were a series, it was fun to watch.

[@archeonoe9810]

He’s naming songs that haven’t been made yet by this point

[@isabelcastaneda1466]

😂😂😂😂

[@77Tadams]

I don’t know the names of a lot of songs from my favorite bands. I just know the words and can sing them in the shower for you!❤

[@longbow857]

Hell naw, get out of my shower.

[@colinchung9722]

every time i wear my Nirvana t shirt, i am PREPARED to answer this exact question!

[@otterblue5351]

Did you notice the guy got a title wrong? - "Come As You Were", instead of "Come As You Are".

[@cuntpuncherino]

Every band needs a fan like the Protest the Hero guy...

[@Queencthulhu]

Me with Ghost !! Swedish band FTW!!

[@square_kirby7852]

Fool I am that fan

[@joelyt1682]

Me with Slipknot.

[@jebediahcrookshank]

Me with Metallica

[@moonflower4444]

Im that way with green day lol

[@femcelgirlfren]

The protest the hero guy warms my cold elitist heart

[@tombuchborn]

Same

[@MikeMike-jj8nd]

me too

[@Angel-wo8gv]

I love how happy and enthusiastic is about it. This is the people that give fans a good name

[@larvaediablo]

That guy fucking killed it. He had facts and dates and names... he should be on metal jeopardy. I wish someone would ask me about my band shirts 🤘🤘skol

[@NiKosVCK]

Isn't that this friend Zesty?

[@305backup]

0:12 His friend looks like hes been waiting for someone to ask him that for a LONG time lol.

[@busky18]

I won't wear any band t shirt unless I'm at the level of Protest The Hero guy.

[@surfmotor]

1:55 that guy is real. Straight up wants to support a band that he thinks was good at the event even though he doesn't know the names of the song. Im sure the band thanks his support.

[@Truckerdaddy]

That's probably pretty common but folks won't admit it.

[@lolacroww9769]

I do that all the times at festivals, gotta support good artists even if they don't become my favourites, I liked the show buying your merch is a little thank you

[@MrMd5555]

Sounds good but You know that guy really got that shirt for free from a shirt Canon shot up into the crowd

[@thegreatdeath]

i like this comment but its at 420 so im leaving it

[@aveuch]

He prolly just liked the art on the tee.

[@drewlarsen3762]

should be titled "calling people out on their social anxiety"

[@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758]

yes cause all of them have anxiety. 🤦‍♂️

[@haraldvonhinten8921]

@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 Claiming to suffer from some sort of mental illness seems to be a trend among millenials.

[@1invag]

If they truly had social anxiety (the real deal) they wouldn't be taking part in this process. Feeling. Abit awkward does not Ammon t to a mental illness any more than being sad because something bad happened equates clinical depression

[@jimmyquinn3098]

ok i dont know what the person thought writing this comment but it was probably a joke 😂 also, you boomers want to blame everything on millennials as if yall werent the ones to raise them 😳

[@shibuyasnobody9279]

@@1invag You got no idea what you're talking about.

[@unclepiccolo4832]

"Can you name 3 Metallica songs ? - The unforgiven"

[@MOPARBABEH]

Bro if I was walking around with my Metallica shirt on I could tell you every Ride the Lightning album song, in order, the bonus track, what year it came out and which one is my favorite

[@mr.president8589]

He wore a Spongebob shirt so no one could question HIM

[@BT-vz4up]

"NAME THREE EPISODES"

[@damf5488]

@@BT-vz4up OH NO

[@samanthasalem5945]

Uh sponge Bob has some bops too

[@damf5488]

@@samanthasalem5945 patrick the antichrist?

[@damf5488]

@@samanthasalem5945 thats a song

[@StephanSTRD]

Rumor has it that Jared is still talking to “Protest the Hero Guy”

[@ttvnebulus5859]

Definitely

[@bananasrotate7821]

Comment section just glitched and I gave you like 4 likes

[@tallestofmatthews]

Well yeah, they’re buddies I’m sure they were talking before Jared even started a KZbin channel.

[@sidneyjohn4070]

Quite impressive how much he knew bout the band tho!

[@interplanetarymusic7929]

What a dude 😂🤘

[@h_g9089]

I genuinely do listen to the bands I wear. And I have been asked to name songs and I just blank. My go to is to just show my playlists.

[@adamclarke2820]

I’d never wear a band shirt if I don’t know them

[@personne-fp6cr]

I've literally never heard of Protest The Hero, but this guy was so enthusiastic that I wanna check out their music

[@skipartz]

They're super good. The Mist is a great starting point. Written about my province!

[@zebj6112]

Definitely listen! They're my top 3!

[@PANIC87]

Hahah same

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

Me too now

[@ej1_drew]

worth checking out for sure

[@sonja_rademacher]

"Protest The Hero" guy should get free tickets for all their shows. He deserves it.

[@sonja_rademacher]

@@damagecase13 They will reunite if they watch this video.

[@sonja_rademacher]

@@damagecase13 We all do.

[@repairupdaterepeat5815]

They should do a gig at his house. That was some serious superfan there

[@taylorzedekiah]

Jared make it happen

[@kyleboohoo]

He made me pretty happy lol

[@G.n0te2012]

I would name all the Green Day songs ever if I was asked that question

[@gamescape7758]

I went to a Motorhead show in a small club in NYC wearing a Helloween shirt. My group of friends turned around a small corner going to the merch counter and literally bumped into Lemmy. He shook our hands and said something to me that I couldn't make out so I said thanks. He looked at me and said "No! Wrong Shirt!" I felt so little lol. And I'm 6' 7".

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Whoops! 🤭

[@harrisonmauldin5090]

i couldn't imagine bumping into Lemmy

[@aitanacruz9882]

I’m a devoted Rammstein fan but if someone asked me to name three of their songs I’d just be like 1.Du 2.Du hast 3.Du hast mich

[@shchorss]

I lol’d too hard at this comment This is brilliant 😂

[@eltoro747]

LOL awesome!

[@rosxjun]

Most original funny ass comment I've came across in a long time. Not even being a smart ass this time 😂

[@chowdigg]

Hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@Shaggy-lu6dz]

Vermin supreme for supreme leader.

[@zoecheshire9313]

I know a girl who though nirvana was a clothing brand

[@lolitalo7793]

Very disappointing

[@infernalabyss651]

That physically hurts

[@blairdillard5946]

My sister asked me if nirvana was a brand when I wore one of my nirvana shirts,,,

[@diemdia]

I know people who thought that Joy Division was a clothing brand when I commented on their Unknown Pleasures shirt lol. In all fairness it's a rad shirt design even if you don't know the band

[@donnabisestile5457]

"A girl" is everyone in the school I used to attend lol

[@BeYounique...Maryanne]

YES!!! The world needs this video! I'm 60 and back in the 1980s you could actually make friends by the band t-shirts they wore; it was a true connection. Then a mere 10 years later (and a sad trend still today) people started wearing band shirts to be "cool." I stopped approaching people because of their band shirts because you can't trust them. Keep up the great work. More please!! :) :) :)

[@hunterbidenslaptop5749]

It's surprisingly hard, even if you're really into the band, especially when you're put on the spot like that.

[@andystearman4741]

Too bad no one had a Metallica shirt on: 1. The Unforgiven 2. The Unforgiven 2 3. The Unforgiven 3

[@Sabrelake_Corp]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@jeppyjep]

@Republic Films four horsemen is not popular?

[@daniforshort]

AHAHAHAHHAA I WOULD DO THATTT

[@andystearman4741]

Okay people it's not that funny...

[@daniforshort]

@@andystearman4741 the irony. Don't write a comment if you don't want people to reply to it (whether it's funny or otherwise)

[@okplld]

"I'm kinda drunk rn". If someone asked me to name 3 songs when I'm drunk I would start screaming the lyrics with air guitars.

[@vernonroach636]

exactly

[@BelleKasprik]

Sameee

[@222MovieMan]

Yeah if he saw me wearibg a megadeth shirt and he asked me 3 songs I would name every song on every album

[@yorkrojas1452]

F.ing Yeeeaaahh!!

[@Nino4ek]

Haha haha, so true

[@maxxxmodelz4061]

To be honest, the saddest one to me is the guy who couldn't name 3 Motley Crue songs! I mean that band was about as mainstream as metal gets.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Yeah that one made me wince. Some of these people could have just froze up though.

[@M-G-T-Society]

Other than Girls, girls, girls I wouldn’t be able to name any songs from them. Their music is just not for me.

[@user-be3ze6ld8e]

@@M-G-T-Society You definitely heard Kickstart my heart

[@aNdzel0t]

It was actually the funniest and the dude knew. 😁

[@stefanzzz6778]

Thinking I could recognise one of their songs if I hear it, I can’t name one of their songs of the cuff, but I would also never wear their band shirt.

[@mudskipper9312]

"I don't need to prove myself." Girl please 😪

[@musek5048]

can you name 3 protest the hero songs? *proceeds to layout their entire discography, including special appearances, bonus tracks, underground collabs, etc.*

[@driftingthroughthisplace5898]

dude he named their subscription service

[@brianhild2519]

That was fucking nuts... Lol

[@h.n.2519]

Now HE "deserves" to wear their merch :D

[@alexgrey7972]

Protest the hero needs to make that guy a special shirt

[@brianhild2519]

@@alexgrey7972 agreed

[@firstwordcar]

Love how “Protest the Hero” guy just keeps getting more and more amped the further down the track lists he goes haha

[@miguelus.81]

And he only asked for 3 songs, lol.

[@firstwordcar]

brian morris I think super fans like you and this guy (and me with Counting Crows, Starset, and others) are just waiting for our chance to shine and we don’t even know it haha He was presented with the opportunity to preach his gospel and here it is haha I’d probably be similar with my go to bands

[@RisingShadow11]

this guys enthusiasm made me want to listen to their music gonna check them out

[@cassiosousa1912]

It's always nice to hear someone talk about a subject with passion

[@AlanCazarez]

Protest is that good

[@averydrake2572]

This video helped me learn of new bands i haven't heard of before, especially Protest the Hero!

[@leedabrowski835]

Thank you for doing this!

[@nylonpython]

You didn't find the biggest "Protest the Hero" fan, you just found the only sober person.

[@bloontbig3470]

agreed

[@Owlsinmotion]

CrazyJimmi9 I’m gonna use “Gacked to the tits” from now on. I can’t stop laughing at that

[@Yousuck00]

I bet he could tell you a lot of stuff about a bunch of other bands too, he’s just a hardcore metal head that really loves music.

[@drewp7993]

@@Yousuck00 So you're saying He's gacked to the tits in musical knowledge?

[@nylonpython]

@rj zander sometimes when i'm drunk i forget where i live

[@milfcarton752]

I was wearing a Nirvana shirt once and my friend goes “I love that BRAND” I looked at my other friend and we die of laughter

[@dilanobando25]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@9290SC]

that's hilarious!

[@chasegoetz6069]

This happened to me once I was ready to slap that kid upside his head 😂

[@pateris]

If that's not one of the official signs heralding the end of the world, it should be…

[@alexsmith1634]

😂😂😂 I was wearing an AC/DC sweatshirt and this girl came up to me and said "Oh my god! I love shopping at TJ Maxx!!"

[@nefertitig4782]

I love asking ppl about band tees, if they know the band, we can nerd out, if they don't then I can play them something

[@benvasilinda9729]

I never had a Band shirt that I couldn’t name a dozen or more song of even on the spot. The third Slayer song was South of Heaven dude.

[@freedomflagco824]

The dude that said i saw them at warped tour and wanted to support them was a solid answer though

[@empunk]

He gets a pass

[@kintakarama]

True

[@YoMommazNUTZ]

Yeah he was honest with his answer wasn't pretending any bs

[@TheDevilisAskirt]

Totally cause I've done that a few times. 🤘

[@Vote_By_Mail]

True but you should still make it a point to learn 3 songs. Even if you don't really want to, consider it your homework lmaoo.

[@frayteez]

"Can you name three hundred thousand Protest The Hero songs?"

[@kappinr-m80s23]

"no, but I can name 300,000 times I've achieved nirvana to Protest the Hero songs"

[@frayteez]

Amen to that.

[@mostrengo]

In chronological release order pls

[@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions]

Also, I need the names of every member of the band, on each record, and what studio they recorded it in... OR ELSEEEEE

[@snooksv3172]

Ran into the lead singer at a Jays game, he was just walking by. I stopped him and introduced him to my older brother who is a huge fan and plays all their songs on guitar. He didn’t even know it was him, he though it was a friend of mine at first. Really cool moment for my brother.

[@alinanymus6830]

The protest the hero guy was such a pure fan it warms my heart 🥹

[@Daniel413Lee]

Bless the fall guy was cool. "Honestly no. I saw them at warped tour and they were really good so I thought I'd support em."

[@cc4spawn]

What a gent!

[@RodrigoTapia03]

I was thinking about to like your comment, but i don't really wanna ruin the 666.

[@wesmathur]

No joke I love that band but I can’t think of like 3 songs of them atm to be real. Points for the support too

[@j.vinton4039]

That’s a legitimate response

[@erinyesofficial650]

At least he appreciates their sound

[@tenv]

These people are so high, you could point a camera at them and ask when their birthday is and they would still fumble their words.

[@BlutigeTranen]

UNLESS you're the Protest The Hero guy.

[@tamielynne7374]

Bahaha! That would be me!

[@AnimeFan4815]

The one guy that spitfired his 3 really was on some other shit judgin by the paleness of his fkin skin lol

[@sirfishe9949]

Guy 1: "hey man whens your birthday?" Guy 2: "what?" Guy 1: "When is your birthday" Guy 2: "........ what the fuck is a birthday?"

[@2m7b5]

Even if I was wearing my favorite band's shirt, I'd blank as soon as someone asks me to name their songs.

[@projectphantasma]

"come as you were" "smells like team spirit"

[@Stardust799]

Bro in situations like that. 90% of the people would even forget their high school institute name.

[@TheMuddFishh]

The dude with the Bless The Fall shirt was spot on. He saw them live and thought they had a great presence so he supported them by buying a shirt, doesn't make him a poser. He enjoyed something in the moment so he contributed towards it, not to mention he literally paid for the right to wear the merch.

[@Pantallica5FDP]

Your Mate yeah but the difference is he admitted his reasoning unlike other people

[@Crashing400Jax1]

@@Pantallica5FDP Honestly though who gives a shit, its just a shirt.

[@ImSoOld2007]

I was thinking about a Tunic (Winnipeg) shirt I have while watching this. I worked sound for them and bought some merch, even got 2 7”s can’t tell you track names on em lol

[@jesusmarquezhernandez1810]

yeah, I think that's fair

[@morganrose9765]

Your Mate I saw them last year when they toured with of mice and men and I loved their set so I got a shirt.

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Metal heads: “I hate these basic white girls wearing band shirts and not knowing the music” Also metal heads:

[@ZachlikesMetal]

Most of them aren't metalheads since they like those shitty metalcore bands.

[@jacket0519]

D J I can name a majority of Iron Maiden songs, and I only have Maiden shirts. And a Dio shirt.

[@davidstanton2475]

@@ZachlikesMetal Hey now. There are some decent metalcore bands out there, despite the garbage nuance. Darkest Hour slayed it in their days, for example.

[@Sirynx77]

It's not just white girls, people of any race do that. It's the popular thing to do now. To wear a band's shirt because it's trendy because some celebrity wore one. Even if I'm not a fan of majority of the bands in this video. It still irks me that people wear a band's shirt and don't know not even one song. I would give a pass to someone who named two but because of the situation forgot the third.

[@sau7710]

Honestly I can name so much shit from certain bands but these guys are not real metalheads Lmao like wtf

[@Sigmondenglebertsaxon]

When I go to a gig I often buy the merchandise of the support band even if I don't know them it helps them out the grind can be tuff as a artist

[@bluetarantulaproductions6179]

You guys should do more of these videos in the future

[@YousefTobail]

- Name 3 Nirvana songs - 1. What are you talking about bro that's a t-shirt brand 2. 3.

[@1venusflytrap]

ur a comedy genius youseff. so original

[@BoxxyBoi]

Vendettagainst, Annorexorcist, Beeswax

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Blurry, She hates me, Controll.

[@BoxxyBoi]

ERROR: #24AKB-4320013 that’s not nirvana

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

@@BoxxyBoi .....I was kidding......that's Puddle Of Mudd. I thought it'd be humerous to use their songs in the response since they more recently did a horrid cover of "About a girl."

[@rodsean29]

Jared: can you name me 3 metallica song. Me: the unforgiven 1 2 3

[@Hoopspur]

1. Enter Sandman demo 2. Enter Sandman 3. Enter Sandman live

[@rodsean29]

@@Hoopspur ahhahahahah

[@jeremyc9593]

They made a third version? The second one wasn't bad enough?

[@bradevans7882]

😂😂😂

[@Cordito]

@@jeremyc9593 the second is amazing

[@mikeygallardo6278]

At least half of them were honest that there drunk lol an you did caught em off guard 🤣

[@kenohehe]

when i walk around with my The Smiths shirts, i always hope someone puts me on the spot so i have a reason to talk about my favorite band

[@tahveyamatt4566]

I want someone to ask me about my band shirts so I can give them a whole history lesson on them

[@beomnati0n]

Tahveya Matt same 😂

[@WickedWench_]

Same 😂

[@mmdehnmm]

Same here

[@piratetv1]

Exactly.

[@dyylzzz6214]

Me with my MCR shirts

[@shredder3371]

This is why I only wear shirts of bands I actually listen to.

[@DaDinkler]

I listen to a lot of fuckin bands I'll be damned if I could remember the names to all those songs.

[@DaDinkler]

Some of these are super whack though how can you not name 3 Slayer songs lmao.

[@iamawhore1]

dude, you put me on the spot like that and i'd fuck it up guaranteed lol.

[@rebelduck9077]

I’ve never worn a band T of some band I don’t know...what the F is the point.?!.

[@rebelduck9077]

Xeph Xen so you have the memory of a banana 🍌.... SAME...but not when it comes to music

[@dektrimusic]

Amazing cover… as many comments before mine… makes good to the heart to see you guys having fun playing this classic.

[@kyaramapley4608]

never leave the house in a band shirt without knowing at least 3 songs

[@zacharywilliams4569]

Lmao

[@lakepaco]

Google them as someone approaches you The ultimate power move

[@crazychunk791]

Actually my dad told me that as a child (Im 16 now) and I followed this rule till now. I hate it, when posers wear shirts without knowing the band on it.

[@anthonykakarot2376]

This hurts too watch though

[@daredonny22]

Never buy that band's shirt lol

[@protoclone138]

Protest the Hero guy was ready for a documentary.

[@Mercury-kc7hr]

"come as you were" LMAO IM DYING

[@Loxrir]

if you caught me with my three days grace sweater i'd be sitting there listing songs for as long as you can listen

[@wwkcd7657]

I cant even imagine comfortably wearing a band tee of a band I dont know, id be so afraid of this exact situation

[@ericcartman1425]

Good thing i know suicide silence

[@fatherevol9333]

Just tell them you found it lying in the gutter

[@chriszichriszable]

You know I liked the guy in the tank, he bought the shirt out of support, because he liked the gig. Doesn't mean he is an idiot. Don't be to catholic about a shirt

[@TrashDeviant]

I once found a band shirt in a thrift store for 50 cents. The band was Gates of Ishtar. I didn't know the band, but it was clearly an early death metal-ish band so I bought the shirt. Then I went home and looked them up and they were badass. Early melo-death stuff and I instantly fell in love. That's the only time I've ever bought a band shirt of a band I didn't know. And I don't regret it.

[@benitak.3719]

Yeah, I wouldn't feel comfortable just thinking that it might be a band whose style I absolutely can't stand

[@mrbread3623]

You know what, I'll give the guy at 2:00 some respect. He's was honest about not being able to name songs and that he bought it to support the band.

[@briandoublebackdahlen7967]

I have done that with bands. Festivals are great for this

[@jaredpreston3815]

I def have a few shirts for that same reason. The worst is when it’s a band that’s great live but somehow doesn’t sound good recorded.

[@rodzilla6053]

@@jaredpreston3815 I bought a Psychotica cd when I saw them open for Tool. Good live band, but the recording on the album sucked. I've bought tons of cds of local band though that get regular spins.

[@LRM12o8]

I mean, why wouldn't you be honest, if you just bought the shirt, after hearing them live for the first time?

[@Malum09]

That was very nice of him

[@NebMunb]

Didn't even let him get to "Turn Soonest to the Sea." That's a killer track.

[@samantharaven9930]

My mind would go blank, no matter what. No matter what.

[@nervousdorito3696]

Honestly, my only issue with band t-shirts is when I see someone wearing a band I like and try to start a conversation about it and they’re like, “oh, I don’t actually listen to them”

[@nervousdorito3696]

@Foxglove it sounds like a great idea, I'm glad you've made a friend that way! I've tried that method before and they usually look very disinterested (which of course makes me feel bad), but I'd be willing to give it another try :^)

[@silasbraun]

@@nervousdorito3696 I feel your pain. Happens to me a lot of times.

[@annetteslife]

I always say right on and I always ask "Have you gone to their concert"

[@Karinayou97]

I hate this. where I live it's always bimbos who wear the beatles or metallica t shirts but they don't even like rock music, their taste in music is waaaay far and they don't even know any of the bands whos t shirt they own!!!

[@annetteslife]

@@Karinayou97 when I see someone wearing a band shirt I always start off with with asking did you to their concert? It is a great icebreaker

[@gerbenrasing]

Alternative title: making people who definitely know the band nervous enough that they can't remember anything about them.

[@empunk]

Valid in about 1 maybe 2 instances (1 of which was a kid) in this video so not really an alternate title, the last guy cant name 3 slayer songs for Christ sake

[@SabastianDuke]

@@empunk ya I was screaming dead skin mask 😂

[@lexdraws1729]

@@empunk nah adult or not when you’re nervous and asked something without being prepared, you blank

[@cheapskatepanic]

That would be me. I freeze.

[@KarenMariaTudo]

Truuuue. I love Protest The Hero but just remember 2 songs when I force myself to think hahahahahah

[@FeatherstoneApothecary]

this gem came across my feed and I'm dying. I can totally do this with Halestorm any time.