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Jared Dines

Jared Dines

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@silvervidia9577
@silvervidia9577 5 жыл бұрын
Solving metal captcha
@g-netic2120
@g-netic2120 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@D1ne-O-SAur
@D1ne-O-SAur 3 жыл бұрын
I would like it, but it's perfectly balanced.
@grimmirg9108
@grimmirg9108 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down greatest statement ever. Damn near pissed myself xD
@TheBigSad8247
@TheBigSad8247 2 жыл бұрын
Guess no club penguin for me...
@NoiseOfTheStorm
@NoiseOfTheStorm 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@dviper2093
@dviper2093 5 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed harder than the moment I saw gumpcore death grove shrimp slam. These metal subgenres have gone way to far.
@TheSunsetPearl
@TheSunsetPearl 4 жыл бұрын
dviper20 same. Laughed so hard I pooped. WTF is shrimp slam?
@madiserket2
@madiserket2 4 жыл бұрын
they haven't gone far enough
@Eatsoup3
@Eatsoup3 4 жыл бұрын
@@madiserket2 That has gotta be one of the most gut-laugh inducing ones of all time.
@robdecker516
@robdecker516 4 жыл бұрын
the sub genre off that one is Captain No Leg Dan Slam Groove Beat
@Eatsoup3
@Eatsoup3 4 жыл бұрын
@@robdecker516 I would love to enjoy that and laugh, however, gumpcore death groove shrimp slam left me devoid of any emotion.
@weeblzwobblz
@weeblzwobblz 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy I made that Forrest Gump logo (and played bass in the band), I'm glad it took you that long to figure it out! It's real neat to see people taking an interest in some stuff I did. Much appreciated.
@RievnArgentae
@RievnArgentae 5 жыл бұрын
Sooooo what's shrimp slam
@weeblzwobblz
@weeblzwobblz 5 жыл бұрын
@@RievnArgentae Have you ever been on a shrimp boat? My mama always said that shrimp slam is like the feeling you get on a good day on a shrimp boat.
@TheDarkToes
@TheDarkToes 5 жыл бұрын
@@weeblzwobblz no, but I wish you could talk to me about boiled shrimp, raw shrimp, fillet shrimp, gumbo shrimp, shrimp potatoes, and more
@palegrimms
@palegrimms 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Krieger woah, that’s super cool. Great design!
@reginaldcrapo132
@reginaldcrapo132 5 жыл бұрын
GUMPCORE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Fridge_Duck
@Fridge_Duck 5 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing my ass off at anime slam. But when you hit me with "gumpcore death groove shrimp slam" I question what timeline I'm living in.
@AAAAAA-qs1bv
@AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 жыл бұрын
dehumanizing itatrain worship is just songs from love life but written by satan.
@vvampiricphantasie
@vvampiricphantasie 2 жыл бұрын
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv theyre honestly really good XD
@mrsamsung8184
@mrsamsung8184 Жыл бұрын
@@vvampiricphantasie Yeah.... I wish I could nail them for cheating but I don't think they are
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 Жыл бұрын
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv ah yes. Demonic Uguu Metal, My favorite
@RudyAyoub
@RudyAyoub 5 жыл бұрын
2:17 Jared: “oh yea uh duhh”
@henrythememedude4331
@henrythememedude4331 5 жыл бұрын
Rudy Ayoub Rudy
@bv2001
@bv2001 5 жыл бұрын
tabs?
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you have mee mees to make?
@roughsharkangular2034
@roughsharkangular2034 5 жыл бұрын
Wheres the rudy v dines guitar battle
@amirphoenix2327
@amirphoenix2327 5 жыл бұрын
Jared-2019 quote
@ZoeBear93
@ZoeBear93 5 жыл бұрын
The logos were more difficult to see when they weren't in front of a blank background.
@thesliquester
@thesliquester 4 жыл бұрын
@Prayush Shrestha she means the logos were harder to see because they're were in front of their faces, and not over a black or blank background
@chronovac
@chronovac 5 жыл бұрын
It's like a Rorschach test for edgelords
@zapabeefart3755
@zapabeefart3755 5 жыл бұрын
kittehdrawrs too true
@masteroftheheadcrabs3123
@masteroftheheadcrabs3123 5 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated comment XD
@homertakizakura1988
@homertakizakura1988 4 жыл бұрын
Zap A Bee Fart most underrated comment on KZbin
@somedude2384
@somedude2384 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Luke-jd5gy
@Luke-jd5gy 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody else like this it’s at 666
@redrangergames
@redrangergames 4 жыл бұрын
“ Oh I’m sorry. My band name is Lamp Shades” -Austin Dicky 2019
@dzeronut_boy
@dzeronut_boy 3 жыл бұрын
But spelled horribly wrong
@markbyrd7710
@markbyrd7710 5 жыл бұрын
I immediately am searching The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon after this
@victorlopes5887
@victorlopes5887 5 жыл бұрын
Good tunes tho
@markbyrd7710
@markbyrd7710 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, there can't be too many Gumpcore Shrimpslam bands out there, right?
@taylor_drift
@taylor_drift 5 жыл бұрын
Shit was fucking brutal.
@sean_mccadden
@sean_mccadden 5 жыл бұрын
Listened to the start of their self titled album and the 1st track is a trailer for Forrest Gump if Forrest Gump was a horror movie. Its great 😂
@mannepetterson3879
@mannepetterson3879 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@XcaptainXobliviousX
@XcaptainXobliviousX 5 жыл бұрын
im getting "WHAT IS SHRIMP SLAM???" on a shirt someday
@joshdoesstuff763
@joshdoesstuff763 3 жыл бұрын
How is it coming along?
@mrsamsung8184
@mrsamsung8184 Жыл бұрын
@@joshdoesstuff763 we went and got some shrimp instead
@blckspce7683
@blckspce7683 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jared almost choked with laughter at gumpcore death groove shrimp slam
@EnergeticSpark63
@EnergeticSpark63 Жыл бұрын
hey
@vladsnape6408
@vladsnape6408 4 жыл бұрын
"gumpcore death groove shrimp slam" will now be my standard go-to response to the question "What kind of music do you listen to?"
@TheCarlosCobain
@TheCarlosCobain 5 жыл бұрын
I came for Black Metal. Now I got Anime Slam. Thanks, T.J.!
@phantomechelon3628
@phantomechelon3628 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Shrimp Slam... ;)
@TheCarlosCobain
@TheCarlosCobain 5 жыл бұрын
@@phantomechelon3628 God bless Metal
@panjiaryo9231
@panjiaryo9231 5 жыл бұрын
So what the fuck is anime slam? (Im serious)
@peterbrooke7146
@peterbrooke7146 5 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what anime slam is now haha
@Xynic48
@Xynic48 5 жыл бұрын
@@panjiaryo9231 I looked them up and it seems it's anime music inspired death metal. But not all their music is anime music inspired.
@NN-ir9bj
@NN-ir9bj 5 жыл бұрын
Gumpcore death groove shrimp slam....That may be the finest combination of words I have ever heard! 😂Are there OTHER bands of this genre?!
@xtexaschainsawx
@xtexaschainsawx 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno lmfao
@NotHappernot
@NotHappernot 5 жыл бұрын
I wish...
@RacingClub321
@RacingClub321 5 жыл бұрын
Listing the bands for anybody interested: 1. Abominable Putridity - brutal death metal 2. Analepsy - portuguese slamming brutal death metal 3. Artificial Brain - death metal 4. Bleed The Victim - melodic thrash metal 5. Cattle Decapitation - extreme metal 6. Clavivus Vile - progressive technical death metal 7. Convulsions - grindcore 8. Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship - anime slam 9. Internal Devour - slam death metal 10. Lampades - death metal 11. Maggot King - hydroponic slam 12. Malicia Oscura - black metal 13. Nameless Atrocity - old school death metal 14. Operation Cunt Destroyer - slam 15. Profanatica - raw black metal 16. Revocation - technical death metal 17. Purification By Fire - death metal 18. Scour - black metal 19. Sculpting Atrocity - death metal 20. Splatterpuss - brutal death metal 21. The Exiled Martyr - melodic death metal 22. The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon - gumpcore death groove shrimp slam 23. Visceral Disgorge - death metal 24. Wolvhammer - black metal death rock
@snapapples817
@snapapples817 4 жыл бұрын
shrimp slam
@sonofhorror1995
@sonofhorror1995 4 жыл бұрын
Hungout with bleed the victim and they are truly fucking killer. So fucking good.
@YoluhFromTheJack
@YoluhFromTheJack 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is way unappreciated man
@briantrashslam
@briantrashslam 4 жыл бұрын
VISCERAL DISGORGE ARE SLAM BRUTAL.
@bshthrasher
@bshthrasher 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all this I suggest you to check out Analepsy 2017, solid stuff!
@thewalrusdragon9579
@thewalrusdragon9579 5 жыл бұрын
Just a heads up for any young bands out there. If you want an almost unreadable logo, wait till you're at least a little established. Was in a death metal band several years ago and our logo out of the gate was pretty much one of the scribble scratch commonplace death metal logos. It felt like we just couldn't get any bit of online following no matter how hard we tried. Had someone make us a much more legible logo (we didn't even ask it was just a friend of ours) and the second we started using that one it's like we had just gotten signed as much as our internet presence increased so suddenly. So, moral is, don't use an unreadable logo for your bands name before anyone knows the name of your band.
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 жыл бұрын
Good to know
@illdeletethismusic
@illdeletethismusic 2 жыл бұрын
to add to that, if you look at the bands that started genres and grew them to a size they can live off, all their logos can be read Necrophagia, Possessed, Death, and later Cannibal Corpse Bathory, Mayhem Meshuggah
@mrsamsung8184
@mrsamsung8184 Жыл бұрын
YEAH....AND NEVER MAKE SOMEONE GET A SPLITTING HEADACHE BEFORE WE LISTEN TO IT!!!!!..... Obituary is the only one that can get away with a legible logo... and maybe Morbid Angel
@FergbotGames
@FergbotGames 5 жыл бұрын
anime slam is my new favorite subgenre thanks jared
@fromtimesinkingdoms9144
@fromtimesinkingdoms9144 5 жыл бұрын
DIW actually is heavy as fuck tho
@ALUlikesRamen
@ALUlikesRamen 5 жыл бұрын
DIW is like one of my top 5 favourite bands.
@paiedoil9961
@paiedoil9961 5 жыл бұрын
same here
@alx_p_
@alx_p_ 5 жыл бұрын
This subgenre is so weird !
@John-bb9kd
@John-bb9kd 5 жыл бұрын
@@alx_p_ It's such a painful listen!
@RottingChristTributeOriginal
@RottingChristTributeOriginal 5 жыл бұрын
These logos are so easy for us in the black metal community to read! But we have problems to write and read on Times New Roman fonts!
@pinemarten7509
@pinemarten7509 5 жыл бұрын
Rotting Christ Guitar Covers the 'black metal community' sounds like fun
@RottingChristTributeOriginal
@RottingChristTributeOriginal 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinemarten7509 of course it has it's fun as well \m/
@pinemarten7509
@pinemarten7509 5 жыл бұрын
Rotting Christ Guitar Covers 👍👍👍
@rinzxc8857
@rinzxc8857 5 жыл бұрын
@@RottingChristTributeOriginalfun stuff like burning churches and killing babies? I'm in.
@TechTomVideo
@TechTomVideo 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God, KZbin uses Roboto
@yoshidasaki17703
@yoshidasaki17703 4 жыл бұрын
*Immediately search Anime slam* Can I reverse time and wipe my brain with Tide pods please?
@egge6145
@egge6145 4 жыл бұрын
it's cursed but the music is fuckin brutal
@yoshidasaki17703
@yoshidasaki17703 4 жыл бұрын
@@fabricatorzayac *yes please*
@rw_yr1352
@rw_yr1352 4 жыл бұрын
Saki you have seen better days.
@8man943
@8man943 3 жыл бұрын
saki is waifu
@KingTvlip
@KingTvlip 3 жыл бұрын
your profile picture is as cursed as anime slam
@mikenormandy9250
@mikenormandy9250 5 жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon is a sick local band - My band used to play shows with them back in the day...they were awesome! sick dudes as well!
@hollow3122
@hollow3122 5 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Death Metal Band Logos vs Sheet Music
@brendansmith6634
@brendansmith6634 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 5 жыл бұрын
Both.
@Plinian5850
@Plinian5850 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@2gla_2gla63
@2gla_2gla63 5 жыл бұрын
They would leave, because they wouldn't understand what each other meant
@ahogammer6895
@ahogammer6895 Жыл бұрын
sheet music is easy after you learn the rules
@r4ngerr4ge32
@r4ngerr4ge32 5 жыл бұрын
It’s Clavicus Vile, the Deadric God in The Elder Scrolls... I have a life, I swear
@nathanbaca5131
@nathanbaca5131 5 жыл бұрын
Daedric.. I don't have a life
@fuzzfuzzfuzz9276
@fuzzfuzzfuzz9276 4 жыл бұрын
That's that God with dog?
@parentaladvisory4176
@parentaladvisory4176 4 жыл бұрын
Legion, The Fool I fucking love the elder scrolls
@mounaimomri554
@mounaimomri554 4 жыл бұрын
Daedric prince*
@ElradUthran
@ElradUthran 4 жыл бұрын
I still remember getting his helm in Morrowind haha :P
@bigmangoji
@bigmangoji 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, my fav genre Portuguese slamming brutal death metal gumpcore death groove shrimp slam
@loading2074
@loading2074 5 жыл бұрын
This is a masterclass in horrible typography
@kiryot6799
@kiryot6799 5 жыл бұрын
Yos
@jo_nm9484
@jo_nm9484 4 жыл бұрын
True that 😂
@jordanjohnston3678
@jordanjohnston3678 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of the word “an” makes me wanna kms
@fitch9782
@fitch9782 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of "I hope you’re not American or English speaking Bc if so, your usage of the word “an” makes me wanna kms” makes me wanna kms
@loading2074
@loading2074 4 жыл бұрын
I misstyped I meant "a" not "an". Also English is not my first language.
@GreyManFaustus
@GreyManFaustus 5 жыл бұрын
Clavicus Vile is a deity from The Elder Scrolls - fyi
@conanw1645
@conanw1645 5 жыл бұрын
I knew I recognized it 😂
@hunglejewel
@hunglejewel 5 жыл бұрын
It said clavivus, not clavicus 😂 at first i thought it was though.
@hunglejewel
@hunglejewel 5 жыл бұрын
Wait i lied.....wait....idk anymore
@hairburrito
@hairburrito 5 жыл бұрын
that's what I was thinking lmao
@hunglejewel
@hunglejewel 5 жыл бұрын
@@hairburrito ay, a fellow Ghost fan! :D
@user-hc7ms2uh1i
@user-hc7ms2uh1i 5 жыл бұрын
You should put something behind the logos, bc sometimes I tried to guess and I got confused because of your shirts Btw I really enjoyed the video lml
@Thrillrider10
@Thrillrider10 4 жыл бұрын
It's a universal constant that the heavier the band is, the more illegible their logo gets.
@cubaross2361
@cubaross2361 3 жыл бұрын
I have a shirt with that unreadable font but it just says “teddybear”
@Simte
@Simte 5 жыл бұрын
*Everyone knows that Waluigui has the best gutturals.*
@k0lds0up5
@k0lds0up5 5 жыл бұрын
Actually that would be Wario. Waluigui has some absolutely feral highs tho
@stickyourfingerintheloopof4544
@stickyourfingerintheloopof4544 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen you before
@Simte
@Simte 5 жыл бұрын
@@stickyourfingerintheloopof4544 I dunno
@xtexaschainsawx
@xtexaschainsawx 5 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAA
@talktalk3
@talktalk3 5 жыл бұрын
It's Clavicus Vile and I only know this because they're named after a character in the Elder Scrolls lol
@nicusorDastan
@nicusorDastan 5 жыл бұрын
I guess the band is Clavius Vile for copyright reasons maybe? Clavicus Vile is a daedric(demon) prince if I remember right
@peelleesse233
@peelleesse233 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicusorDastan They mispelled the band name in the video, it's Clavicus Vile, not Clavivus so it's not a copyright reason ( and yeah, Clavicus is a daedric prince )
@Doki_Dokers
@Doki_Dokers 4 жыл бұрын
Literally none of y’all can spell it right haha
@downhillskateboarding3147
@downhillskateboarding3147 5 жыл бұрын
Me: what’s Kirk hammet’s favorite Mario character Everyone:ah shit here we go Me: WAHHHHHH Luigi
@Calilou52
@Calilou52 5 жыл бұрын
1. This is stolen 2. This has absolutely no relevance to the video
@downhillskateboarding3147
@downhillskateboarding3147 5 жыл бұрын
Gray Wolf ok good for u
@poisonedlife
@poisonedlife 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah I haven't thought about that... That's a good joke! I laughed like 5 minutes or something...
@downhillskateboarding3147
@downhillskateboarding3147 5 жыл бұрын
Fernando Rodriguez thank u😊
@poisonedlife
@poisonedlife 5 жыл бұрын
@@downhillskateboarding3147 you're welcome!!!
@gustav1405
@gustav1405 5 жыл бұрын
Where did you guys find my handwriting from grade 5...
@Juroxa
@Juroxa 5 жыл бұрын
Go to the woods, cut some branches, make a pile. Voila, your logo is ready sir
@Chris-sv5zs
@Chris-sv5zs 5 жыл бұрын
Juroxa Someone watches JHoffFilms
@thisisgb3616
@thisisgb3616 5 жыл бұрын
Karpizzle?
@AustinTexas6thStreet
@AustinTexas6thStreet 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they make it so that hardly anyone can even read or recognize their names.....what a great marketing strategy. May as well make the names unreadable because most of the “music” is already unlistenable
@uhhuh7623
@uhhuh7623 5 жыл бұрын
or buy an old cracked leather couch
@paulbeahm3891
@paulbeahm3891 5 жыл бұрын
Very true
@dziewon2866
@dziewon2866 5 жыл бұрын
Metal is so much fun. It's not about blood, Satan, sacrificing pigs and cannibalism, it's just fun.
@pendraig4075
@pendraig4075 5 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Dead.
@Mutterschwein
@Mutterschwein 5 жыл бұрын
​@@pendraig4075 From what I read Hellhammer was the only fairly normal guy in Mayhem. Dead is mentally unstable, Euronmyous is a literal sociopath(may have also been a communist) and Varg is a murderous neo-nazi. What could possibly go wrong? lmao
@kairifroehlich5789
@kairifroehlich5789 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of metal band would be called Bro Finances? 😂
@AugustSchroif
@AugustSchroif 3 жыл бұрын
Mathcore?
@Zsullivan27
@Zsullivan27 3 жыл бұрын
@@AugustSchroif Well I guess that makes sense
@MelanieLovesDeathMetal
@MelanieLovesDeathMetal 5 жыл бұрын
"it looks like someone made a mess at cabelas and all the deer horns fell over" hahahahahaah!!
@LonelyEmpireMusic
@LonelyEmpireMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Trying to predict Jared's reactions the whole time.
@JohnAdams-do5wc
@JohnAdams-do5wc 5 жыл бұрын
Name dropper.
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 жыл бұрын
Jared. You have inspired me. WALUIGICORE WHEN?!
@NECROKAZII
@NECROKAZII 5 жыл бұрын
I love it way to much
@rainydaycanadian
@rainydaycanadian 5 жыл бұрын
Instead of Blegh they say WAAAAAH
@sanicsped4235
@sanicsped4235 5 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@jormungandr2255
@jormungandr2255 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Field at the breakdown, dun dun dun...dunn.....dunn.....(silence) WaaaaH! (Bass Drop)
@rainydaycanadian
@rainydaycanadian 5 жыл бұрын
@@jormungandr2255 best breakdown in the whole waaaaahrld
@JosiahR1
@JosiahR1 5 жыл бұрын
To make the videos better you shoukd have a sample of their music in the background of each band
@KeltiKyrie
@KeltiKyrie 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you can see why people make fun of certain genres or bands. The shrimp one just, I don't even know how to respond to it.
@egge6145
@egge6145 4 жыл бұрын
C R U S T A C I O N
@Bacony_Cakes
@Bacony_Cakes 3 жыл бұрын
Hydroponic Slam sounds like something that happens in bad Martian weather.
@stiliyo37
@stiliyo37 5 жыл бұрын
btw that scour band is one of phil anselmo's bands
@OrcaR6S
@OrcaR6S 5 жыл бұрын
Did ya know the h in phil anselmo stands for harlem hes not racist
@Mutterschwein
@Mutterschwein 5 жыл бұрын
@@OrcaR6S I do believe he's not racist but that shit will forever mark his life/career. Gotta be careful what you do in this day and age when everything is recorded and uploaded on the internet lol
@LithiumBC
@LithiumBC 5 жыл бұрын
Im gonna headbang to some Gumpcore Death Groove Shrimp Slam I hope this is an entire subgenre full of gump
@hotelbellamuerte3669
@hotelbellamuerte3669 5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you run around instead?
@Falxifer95
@Falxifer95 5 жыл бұрын
The Lampades are night nymphs from Greek myths that serve Hekate, the goddess of witchcraft and fate. Food for thought.
@titanic21
@titanic21 5 жыл бұрын
Do it the other way It's fun. "making up metal logos out of random shapes"
@sxxrpientes5512
@sxxrpientes5512 5 жыл бұрын
*Slam Worldwide likes this video.*
@OrcaR6S
@OrcaR6S 5 жыл бұрын
But where is pigsqueels and breakdowns?
@Mutterschwein
@Mutterschwein 5 жыл бұрын
@@OrcaR6S You're thinking of deathcore and grindcore.
@Based-Cat88
@Based-Cat88 5 жыл бұрын
Og slamdown round 2
@OrcaR6S
@OrcaR6S 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mutterschwein ifs a facebook group
@cryptomiller5747
@cryptomiller5747 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mutterschwein Ikr it urks me every time they call brutal death metal, slam metal and the slams, breakdowns.
@ProtusMose
@ProtusMose 5 жыл бұрын
I just had to find The Forrest Gump Mile-high Marathon. The album cover depicts Forest holding Jenny's decapitated head over her grave while she hangs headless bove it. What hath God wrought?
@BananaDucshortz
@BananaDucshortz 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yup
@unhallowedyves
@unhallowedyves 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like someone made a mess at Cabela’s and all the deer horns fell over.
@hartwarg3051
@hartwarg3051 3 жыл бұрын
"For me to pronounce it properly, I'd have to rip out your tongue" If I started a black metal band, I would ask a doctor to write the name and that would be the logo.
@asloii_1749
@asloii_1749 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@hartwarg3051
@hartwarg3051 3 жыл бұрын
@@asloii_1749 Thanks, it's a Kodos &/or Kang quote from The Simpsons THOH.
@anonymoususer855
@anonymoususer855 5 жыл бұрын
The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon "Gumpcore death groove shrimp slam" You gotta be f****** kidding me.
@shilohstore6086
@shilohstore6086 5 жыл бұрын
Austin should be responsible for all sponsorship videos!
@JFrohlichMusic
@JFrohlichMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Hoooollllddd up time for a sponsorship
@lopamurble4056
@lopamurble4056 5 жыл бұрын
Clavicus Vile for all my elder scrolls boys out there
@Leith_Crowther
@Leith_Crowther 3 жыл бұрын
“Why has no one heard of my band? I’ve been putting stickers and posters everywhere!”
@jordanthelatino5671
@jordanthelatino5671 4 жыл бұрын
6:35 Scour is a badass band,Phil Anselmo’s vocals in that band is kickass 🤘🏻🤘🏻🖤🖤
@qnotaku8116
@qnotaku8116 5 жыл бұрын
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship"Niko Niko Ni!"Ksksksksksk sério Man Kskssk
@ryanbell3945
@ryanbell3945 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kukomik7723
@kukomik7723 4 жыл бұрын
I love that band
@JalimRabeikkkkk
@JalimRabeikkkkk 4 жыл бұрын
Eae BR
@doomslayerplushie6662
@doomslayerplushie6662 3 жыл бұрын
Its more like nico Nico breeeeeeee
@spongebitchbobface
@spongebitchbobface 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for unintentionally making my day better with new bands, and a new video.
@cat-suna6831
@cat-suna6831 3 жыл бұрын
MAKE MORE OF THESE PLEASE
@joshuak3008
@joshuak3008 5 жыл бұрын
Video title went from “ridiculous” to “hilariously crazy” ...don’t wanna offend any death metal heads lol
@CameronFleury
@CameronFleury 5 жыл бұрын
Something, something 4 trees. 😂
@Tcrumpen
@Tcrumpen 4 жыл бұрын
You guys should do more of these
@gabrielluiz2213
@gabrielluiz2213 5 жыл бұрын
Please, we need another one of this
@shilohstore6086
@shilohstore6086 5 жыл бұрын
Oh here we go again you know this is going to be good!
@Shortdude1619
@Shortdude1619 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I LOST IT at 6:16. "It probably just sounds like dumpsters fucking."
@efogg3
@efogg3 5 жыл бұрын
pls do more of these! this is epic \m/
@andrescastro4468
@andrescastro4468 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared I love you video's!!!! I just wanted to say thank you for always being a really positive funny person! Your videos always lift me up and bring a smile to my face and tons of laughter! So thank you man
@decipherlogic
@decipherlogic 5 жыл бұрын
I'm back from the Shrimp Slam......alrighty, way more pig than I expected
@SwansLackSwag
@SwansLackSwag 5 жыл бұрын
Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship and Visceral Disgorge are definitely worth a listen.
@x0rt4n71
@x0rt4n71 5 жыл бұрын
Analepsy is also great
@basedluanp
@basedluanp 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@mashuushiro4267
@mashuushiro4267 5 жыл бұрын
DIW's EP is absurd levels of heavy but so well written at the same time
@commandervoca8515
@commandervoca8515 5 жыл бұрын
idk about Visceral Disgorge. Don't get me wrong I've seen them live they're amazing, but their album is boring
@SwansLackSwag
@SwansLackSwag 5 жыл бұрын
@@commandervoca8515 Maybe boring on record, but slaaaaaays live
@karencastillo8238
@karencastillo8238 4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and I loved it, I'm already a fan 🤘🏽
@ashlywilson8171
@ashlywilson8171 5 жыл бұрын
I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh pretty hard. Thank you! Lol
@xjustinplaguex8603
@xjustinplaguex8603 5 жыл бұрын
8:38 I haven't laughed that hard in probably 5 years.
@SkyDustFalls
@SkyDustFalls 5 жыл бұрын
Great video! ...But what we really want to see is endless shredding until John Petrucci notices
@SkyDustFalls
@SkyDustFalls 5 жыл бұрын
Credit to Davie504’s FLEA- RHCP video of course
@TheBulletTrain
@TheBulletTrain 5 жыл бұрын
Great vid as always. Now I want to see you guys look up the bands you didn't know and get impressions of them lol.
@TJ4774
@TJ4774 5 жыл бұрын
Yall should make another one of these but play a snip of the bands most listened to song
@lilienkranz9006
@lilienkranz9006 5 жыл бұрын
Shrimp slam. That's solid stuff for sure.
@stefanmccabe4705
@stefanmccabe4705 5 жыл бұрын
Put the text over a solid background so we can guess too
@georgevanar2305
@georgevanar2305 5 жыл бұрын
so many good bands in this vid
@InfernoxDeath
@InfernoxDeath 5 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to part 2 if there is!
@sethi801
@sethi801 5 жыл бұрын
Good job bro keep the shit up
@AnubisFanVani
@AnubisFanVani 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I guessed more right than I thought I would. I like these videos with guessing band logos, but could you put the logos on a single coloured background next time (like black)? Or wear just black T-Shirts with nothing printed on them so one can see the logo better. Except you want to make the guessing more difficult for the viewers, than okay. :D
@Ninjamanhammer
@Ninjamanhammer 5 жыл бұрын
I was annoyed by this too.
@wolvesrule6608
@wolvesrule6608 5 жыл бұрын
Last time they did that, not sure why not this time
@summerlakes5045
@summerlakes5045 5 жыл бұрын
just checked out The Exiled Martyr and they are SICK. Could see them blowing up for sure.
@redcellruna5810
@redcellruna5810 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for expanding my playlist, guys
@penelopesmith345
@penelopesmith345 5 жыл бұрын
Man, if Austin had done the ad u wouldn't skipped it.
@alchico
@alchico 5 жыл бұрын
You must try to read Indonesian metal band logo's 🤣🤣
@kristiadihartanto2623
@kristiadihartanto2623 4 жыл бұрын
Burgerkill's is the most beautiful one. Easy to read easy to understand, not too much efforts yet the music is rich and heavy.
@chrisbarrett4720
@chrisbarrett4720 5 жыл бұрын
That forrest gump band is fucking amazingly brutal, listened to the whole album and amazed.
@tompeppard5146
@tompeppard5146 4 жыл бұрын
Need a part 2
@ZaBiMaRuSz
@ZaBiMaRuSz 5 жыл бұрын
BAND N°: 1 - Crispy wood branches Band N°: 2- Melted iron on an ants nest Band N°: 3- spilled sloorpps Band N°: 4- iCEcREAm In tHe SuN (they are from Florida) thank me later people :D
@johnmythis7703
@johnmythis7703 5 жыл бұрын
... go fuck yourself.
@AJGreen-di9jq
@AJGreen-di9jq 5 жыл бұрын
Layered Swiss cheese
@ggilchrist8935
@ggilchrist8935 5 жыл бұрын
My brothers metal band is number 4 my profile pic is one of there faces
@ZaBiMaRuSz
@ZaBiMaRuSz 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnmythis7703 hi children go to the iCEcREAm In tHe SuN line, your comment, thanks
@Diesel_Budgie
@Diesel_Budgie 5 жыл бұрын
3:18 MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
@Diesel_Budgie
@Diesel_Budgie 5 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Vincent Fake memer alert
@Diesel_Budgie
@Diesel_Budgie 5 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Vincent If you're not trolling, I highly recommend searching 'The Madagascar penguins get the n-word pass'.
@jacktowers7533
@jacktowers7533 5 жыл бұрын
Hydroponic Slam, I never realised this was the genre I’ve always been wanting till now
@hi_guy-lh1zz
@hi_guy-lh1zz 11 ай бұрын
I love the band at 3:15 didn't recognize it at first because I'm used to seeing it in pink
@soupperson280
@soupperson280 5 жыл бұрын
GOT THE LUMBAGO
@mathmassiah4888
@mathmassiah4888 4 жыл бұрын
the best book is the hepatitis bathtub and other stories by NOFX
@fishhead6438
@fishhead6438 5 жыл бұрын
You guys should do another band name video. This was funny
@divinefallfromgrace
@divinefallfromgrace 5 жыл бұрын
Lulz, cheers for giving me a new band to dig out- The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon. I too am intrigued by the possibilities of 'Gumpcore Shrimp Slam' 😆
@amkeofficial5602
@amkeofficial5602 5 жыл бұрын
Can I flag this video for awesomeness
@Sally-uu3yt
@Sally-uu3yt 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is shrimp slam? Is there an amazing genre theyre trying to hide from usss?????!!!!!!!
@phantomechelon3628
@phantomechelon3628 5 жыл бұрын
Also known as Aussie Summer Beach BBQ metal. :D Its similar to "tinnie slam" except the lyrics are about food instead of beer...
@copperdragon9214
@copperdragon9214 5 жыл бұрын
Shrimp slam sounds like southern grindcore.
@chipdangerio6498
@chipdangerio6498 7 ай бұрын
Keys to the Astral Gates and Mystic Doors would probably be on this list if the project was around back when they filmed this
@zigah6729
@zigah6729 4 жыл бұрын
Do a part 2 soon please
@gruggerduggerhoose
@gruggerduggerhoose 5 жыл бұрын
3:42 Jared; “ok this looks a little easier” Me; *squints “nope looks like straight up jizz on the wall” 😂
@mrmadeyehd9878
@mrmadeyehd9878 5 жыл бұрын
I like book of black earth,abnormity and other slam metal bands
@daviderosu3340
@daviderosu3340 5 жыл бұрын
mrmadeye hd Book Of Black Earth are pretty sick!
@b3naqua
@b3naqua 5 жыл бұрын
I could watch this for about 3 hours
@jc-bladestar7216
@jc-bladestar7216 5 жыл бұрын
Check out disfiguring the goddess,awesome music and weird band logo as well
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