Hayden is like that friend that goes "can't just do that" and Vega is like, "I'm ready to record this"
@mx_nana_banana4 жыл бұрын
hayden is the responsible friend, thinking, calculating. but vega is the antagoniser, always egging doom guy on to do something stupid.
@RaifuEnthusiast4 жыл бұрын
@@mx_nana_banana I think Hayden is that guy who refuses to believe anyone else can do what he can't while Vega a literal ai isn't so stubborn
@DragonXYZ86414 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer: Imma do crime! Hayden: NO! VEGA: Y E S!
@AllPurposeNerd4 жыл бұрын
@@mx_nana_banana Enabler. Vega's an enabler.
@amano2014 жыл бұрын
@@DragonXYZ8641 Hayden : You can't just rob the bank! VEGA : The van is ready.
@scorpionx85194 жыл бұрын
ARCScientist: M-My god Doomguy: Please, God is too formal. Just call me Slayer.
@12x2is244 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated af
@shadowfox80844 жыл бұрын
KILL the DEVIL!
@nathandanielsen71313 жыл бұрын
made me geniunely laugh. like not a nose snort like an actual laugh. thanks
@cultimagination3 жыл бұрын
as i reply to this comment the comment is at 666 likes
@ro30083 жыл бұрын
Im the 777th like. Seems fitting for this game but at the same time it doesn't.
@owliviabelly3 жыл бұрын
Samuel: “That is a weapon, not a teleporter.” Slayer: “You can’t just tell me something that’s true and expect it to stay true.”
@jrl924dds3 жыл бұрын
Samuel: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter." Slayer: "Hold my BFG..."
@shapeswitch_mood72213 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing that out and not just reposting the same shitpost about how he cannot just shoot a hole on the surface of Mars.
@anidiot1923 жыл бұрын
Slayer: that, can be fixed.
@bonniefazman90653 жыл бұрын
Slayer: *doesn't care in the slightest*
@LtSprinkulz4 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: Stares intensely at BFG 10k. Vega: Ah yes. I understand. Hayden: Wait, that's illegal.
@goatbeard68574 жыл бұрын
Vega is like your best friend, just one look and he knows exactly what you're thinking.
@GrahamChapman4 жыл бұрын
@@goatbeard6857 I also like that the literally only time in the game that Vega voices anything resembling objection at Doomguy's over-the-top antics is when he's getting ready to use a cannon as a transportation device. Vega is like that friend who's standing by your side, saying something along the lines of, "Says here in the instruction manual that doing this may hurt, mutilate or even possibly kill you... Don't hurt, mutilate or kill yourself now, okay?"
@kereminde4 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: I will *make* it legal.
@zelg.55514 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: *UNF!* Vega: "Understood, proceeding with the plan."
@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ4 жыл бұрын
@@GrahamChapman It says something that Vega's ok with ultimately destroying a planet, but has objections when Doomguy does something that might be (more) dangerous. He cares more about Doomguy than all of Mars.
@PoeticSonic4 жыл бұрын
AI: would you like me to disable safety protocols? Doom guy: *angry clicking*
@amirarif4204 жыл бұрын
It's vega
@donkeycon2684 жыл бұрын
@@amirarif420 Technically Vega is an AI
@justsomeguywithaheavenlymu46714 жыл бұрын
PoeticSonic breaks button
@williamvesterberg11074 жыл бұрын
Vega is the father
@drgjester78094 жыл бұрын
*CLICKING INTENSIFIES*
@mike656344 жыл бұрын
Samuel: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter." Doom Slayer: I will be the multiverses angriest ammo
@Luciferdesrea4 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I read this and nearly spat out my drink. Thank you for that.
@cocacola4blood3654 жыл бұрын
Yay! 100th like!!!
@AndreB234 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer: This bullet flies on sheer force of anger alone.
@Azenatrail4 жыл бұрын
You obviously never heard of the angry marines
@JohnDoe-gs5qk4 жыл бұрын
Notice the likes are perfectly at 666
@nodd.executable3 жыл бұрын
Game Journalists: "The Marauder is too hard! Nerf!" Marauder: *Kills himself in the ceiling*
@LTurmoil473 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AverageVegitoFan3 жыл бұрын
Marauder is easy ngl
@syisgjsvdhsg3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageVegitoFan u have skillz then good for u ;-;
@AverageVegitoFan3 жыл бұрын
@@syisgjsvdhsg thx man
@foreignbread2 жыл бұрын
@@syisgjsvdhsg depending on the difficulty, when his eyes light up green just shoot once with the super shotgun and once with the ballista, then do that 3 or 4 times and hes done. (At least on hurt me plenty’)
@wiiinnnttteeerrr4 жыл бұрын
Lady: *Literally heralds Mark as a God* Mark: "That's pretty cringe, dude.
@MAG710964 жыл бұрын
“Too reverent” Lol dude you are literally fighting demons during the rapture. Billions are dead and human extinction is being stopped by a single man. I think everybody is kinda reverent rn.
@DrowsyYo4 жыл бұрын
@@MAG71096 yes but no.
@elijahgumm28413 жыл бұрын
She sounds so horny for him haha
@bipstymcbipste56413 жыл бұрын
@@MAG71096 I mean, it's still kiiinda cringe
@Stage-Fryte5 ай бұрын
The god emperor of mankind be like:
@JettMann83 жыл бұрын
Majority: "The marauder is too hard!" Mark: "Crap, killed him too fast."
@voxvolhynia54003 жыл бұрын
Mark to those players is akin to the Doom Slayer to the UAC Marines.
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_3 жыл бұрын
marauder ain't that hard... TWO marauders on the other hand, the most unbalanced thing ever
@conway93533 жыл бұрын
Marauder on his own is easy but when you throw every other heavy demon into the battle then it gets hard because you never get a chance to hit him.
@conway93533 жыл бұрын
Marauder on his own is easy but when you throw every other heavy demon into the battle then it gets hard because you never get a chance to hit him.
@T.Gonz12163 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ listen dude 2 Marauders are nowhere near as bad as 1 possesed Marauder, that shit is bad bad
@levil_up4 жыл бұрын
UAC Spokeswoman: "You think one man can save all of humanity" Mark: "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW..."
@rmohammadwasiur4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The UAC Spokeswoman is the final boss of the next DOOM game
@bipstymcbipste56413 жыл бұрын
@@rmohammadwasiur the worst boss he's ever faced.....bad PR
@khahl233 жыл бұрын
imagine being the demon behind the space door just hearing the doom slayer scream "I WANNA SHOOT MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@dmitribrook29103 жыл бұрын
Someone has to animate that.
@Argenis1563 жыл бұрын
Low key Slayer: let me destroy a planet Hayden I wanna do it Demons hearing this: o shi-
@bonniefazman90653 жыл бұрын
Demon: ... *Backs away slowly and quietly*
@warpstarrogue35542 жыл бұрын
And then they open the door to see the slayer with a warfstache on yelling “HI! I’M HAVING A MOMENT, GO AWAY!!!” Before obliterating them all with the bfg
@linkypauwz4 жыл бұрын
Everyone when they see marauder: Ah shit, here we go again Markiplier: *i know over 1 million ways of kicking your ass*
@nextgeneration68982 жыл бұрын
Yes
@derpdude322 жыл бұрын
Indeed, I think its been confirmed that Mark is literally A Doomslayer. Not THE DOOMSlayer just A DOOMSlayer especially considering his grandmothers last name was DOOM
@rebekahkines89932 жыл бұрын
That is so f*ckin true
@ricardobr14932 жыл бұрын
"I am fluent in 500 ways of clicking your ass" edit: i just noticed i wrote "clicking" instead of "kicking"
@cymikgaming1266 Жыл бұрын
i am fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass
@Grab_N0014 жыл бұрын
I love how every scene he's like "Where have I seen this" have been in the trailers.
@jakomioftherose24344 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Phobos section was from Quake-con, right?
@Archaesinthewrongroom4 жыл бұрын
VEGA: "I understand now, we're firing a hole in Mars." Samuel: "You can't just fire a hole in Mars." Slayer: "I'm off to fire a hole in Mars now." Samuel: "That's a weapon, not a teleporter." VEGA: "Loading teleporter ammunition." Slayer: "I'm in, fire me." What else can't they do Sam?
@hoogis4 жыл бұрын
"You cant just give me a back rub"
@thatrandommememan99004 жыл бұрын
Rip vega: 2016-2016 Hi vega 2020 Bye vega 2020
@أحمدمصطفىشلبي-ج2ه4 жыл бұрын
@@hoogis lol,way violent massage
@oscargonzalez35994 жыл бұрын
I love how at this point VEGA understand the Doom Slayer, like he just check for the BFG 10,000 and VEGA is like "I understand" and 100% agree with the plan LOL
@skycop45024 жыл бұрын
They cant press le button
@sadaderlangga174 жыл бұрын
Mark : "Why won't you let me fire it?!" I have the feeling if Mark could fire it. He would miss the shot on purpose
@MegaPokeman14 жыл бұрын
Man, Lixian's editing has been absolutely great on this series so far.
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
The pinnacle is the Minecraft hurt noise. Should’ve used it more often.
@xernotec4 жыл бұрын
Michiel Kudova It would’ve gotten old
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
Xerno Tec after awhile yes But not if he used it at the right time
@MegaPokeman14 жыл бұрын
Michiel Kudova a varied plethora of slapstick noises would be preferred.
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
MegaPokeman1 That’s what he uses... usually.
@Roxfox4 жыл бұрын
I love the subtle comedy of Samuel: "You can't shoot a hole in Mars." Objective: Shoot a hole in Mars
@Do_Vide-s_Secondary_channel4 жыл бұрын
very subtle yes very
@abdullahalhinai67474 жыл бұрын
Doom.exe
@heli25554 жыл бұрын
Samuel: You can't just go blowing a hole into Mars! Doomguy: Haha big gun go bang
@JohnTheLobsterMan4 жыл бұрын
Scout haha bfg 10000 go brrr
@lil_har46704 жыл бұрын
500th like
@stonksauce47574 жыл бұрын
“It was like Indiana Jones surviving a nuke in a fridge” But without the fridge
@mikecharecky28184 жыл бұрын
SpicyF And instead, he was the nuke
@AurelianSkies4 жыл бұрын
Why are porn bots a thing now?
@cxirose20064 жыл бұрын
Hmm thats oddly similar to that guy in Fallout 4, but the only difference is that he didnt exactly survived the nuke 😔
@MikMoen4 жыл бұрын
28:20 "Me and Sammy boy, we go WAY, way back." That's actually more true than I think Mark believed at the time.
@DaGamingCore4 жыл бұрын
haha cause seraphim-
@xbassault98193 жыл бұрын
@@DaGamingCore yes
@60sspider-man293 жыл бұрын
@@DaGamingCore I , do not know what that is.
@kackbeland20163 жыл бұрын
@@60sspider-man29 dlc 1 stuff lol
@parham1023 Жыл бұрын
I am still angry we didn't get to kill the annoying angel.
@DarkFox5014 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Only a scrub needs to slow down time!" *somewhere in Ireland, Sean feels personally attacked and he knows not why.
@HESHRocketWarhead4 жыл бұрын
Sèan's currently living in England right now, I think. Bristol, or something like that.
@dracogatom78734 жыл бұрын
And that's why I watch mark's doom playthrough instead of Sean
@mintbrisk59614 жыл бұрын
Draco Gatom Because he lives in England? The time difference?
@RaifuEnthusiast4 жыл бұрын
@@dracogatom7873 yeah nothing personal but even if he's already beaten the game id just rather watch mark
@lordofshades98524 жыл бұрын
@@RaifuEnthusiast yeah,he kinda sucked
@Darkfrost8154 жыл бұрын
I just love how absolutely offended Mark was that they didn't let him shoot The BFG 10000.
@auriellelyken21132 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is two years old but you have 69 likes and I agree with your comment but don’t want to mess it up
@Ieatembryos Жыл бұрын
@@auriellelyken2113now his like counter is at 269 i dont wanna mess it up so i will like my reply for support
@maxm4375 Жыл бұрын
I also love how he says that he’s over and when he’s clearly not over it.
@CC-rg3tc4 жыл бұрын
"Man, that Samuel Hayden really needs to work on his ego." Several minutes later- "Awh yeah, tell me how great I am."
@danielwilson86044 жыл бұрын
Nothings changed, it's just the more time Hayden spends talking HIMSELF up, the less time he spends talking up mark.
@benbrooks70974 жыл бұрын
Daniel Wilso pop
@BENDYKILLER6983 ай бұрын
"quit talking about yourself Sammy, its me everyone likes"
@Sparrow_Bloodhunter4 жыл бұрын
I love how Doom Slayer is so badass his guns won't force him to reload to avoid making him angry, and if he gets really mad they just won't run out of ammo in order to make him calm down. he intimidates inanimate objects into bending reality to his will.
@jackb.207 Жыл бұрын
Is the... But... But the ... Eh? Huh... I guess you right?
@DeezNuts-gd2hb Жыл бұрын
@@jackb.207in lore he never runs out of ammo simply because he's just that angry. Either way, he doesn't need the guns since in lore he prefers to use his hands such as the berserk power up in the game
@pol2299 Жыл бұрын
@@DeezNuts-gd2hb what?
@pol2299 Жыл бұрын
I love how in the original games they didn't have reload animation because of 90's limitations but now modern doom games are like "uuuh akhtually in the lore says it's a space war technology that teleports the bullets directly into the chamber, preventing you from reloading 🤓"
@solaris8260 Жыл бұрын
Or doomguy is a 40k ork
@pequito77444 жыл бұрын
Samuel Hayden: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter." Mark: Laughter Doomguy: Laughter Everyone else: Laughter
@vtsoi44134 жыл бұрын
*(Laughs in doomguy)*
@NolDragon4 жыл бұрын
Demons : Nervous and insecure laughter
@monogamousmatt5464 жыл бұрын
*Heavy metal and chainsaw sounds intensify with laughter as BFG division slowly increases in volume*
@GreaterGrievobeast554 жыл бұрын
I see very little difference
@lunarcultist62144 жыл бұрын
I like how Samuel Hayden manages to be the comic relief while being completely serious and sensible.
@johnlevantino34274 жыл бұрын
“You think one man can stop the armies of hell?!” Maybe not, but a man who owns FIVE ovens
@xmrxoddx16604 жыл бұрын
Hmm 🤔👍
@dutchvanderlinde58124 жыл бұрын
Is this a holocaust joke or am I seriously fucked up in the head
@miguelrimando63784 жыл бұрын
E
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth4 жыл бұрын
Dutch Van Der Linde | Yeah that's just you bud. It's a reference to how Mark owns five ovens.
@bobibazoski25904 жыл бұрын
Wait is this a hate comment or not?
@Careless4044 жыл бұрын
I love how offended he gets from that AI lady. She speaks and he’s like *who gave you the RIGHT*
@davepression6244 жыл бұрын
I mean, who isn't?
@Doobiedestroyer4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin’ future Karen
@pou_zunpet4 жыл бұрын
@@Doobiedestroyer No shit
@luighost99174 жыл бұрын
*sorry, i dont remember letting you exist you low life karen*
@Ey_SmoKrac3 жыл бұрын
Not that anyone asked But I’m the 666th like Nice
@TonTonTheBard3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: struggles to beat a marauder, even with time slow and other advantages. Mark: Casually beats it without timeslow, grenades and only a few weapons, such as shotgun. Mark is officially Chad as Hell.
@huttonberries7682 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a very large generalisation lol. Probably like 50% of people got him first time
@xkryde Жыл бұрын
Chad OF Hell
@IshaanAhuja-xm2vv Жыл бұрын
Unintended pun ?
@1estel1ch.4211 ай бұрын
in ultra violence no less
@okmeowokmeow4 жыл бұрын
UAC Spokeswoman: you think one man can save all the humanity Slayer: * already killed two priests, shot a hole in mars, teleported himself out of a cannon * hmm?
@PollyT-734 жыл бұрын
Bfg stands for big fucking gun
@holitinne4 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: “The real question is, can all the terror of hell save itself from one man?”
@tasim-ni9fo4 жыл бұрын
he didn't teleport himself out of the cannon, he SHOT himself OUT THE CANNON BRUHH
@xana39614 жыл бұрын
You forgot the events of Doom, Doom II, Doom 64, Doom 2016 and *debatably* doom III. Thats 4 or 5 times he single handedly fought off the entire demon army.
@okmeowokmeow4 жыл бұрын
tasim 1012 it was a yoke my dude
@nathanbtw44394 жыл бұрын
Seeing him struggle against the Marauder when Hugo “broke into his house and forced him to play doom eternal early”, and now easily defeating him, I’m proud.
@MusingsMuses4 жыл бұрын
"You can't just shoot a hole into the center of Mars" Mission Updated: Shoot a hole to the center of Mars
@Captain.Mystic4 жыл бұрын
"You cant just shoot a hole into the center of mars" "Oh really? Why dont you get that guy who is able to stop me then. Whats his name again? Michael mcdoesntexist?"
@Ashurman6664 жыл бұрын
@@Captain.Mystic Actually her name is Isabelle...
@Metalheadgangster4 жыл бұрын
You cant tell a fox he cant.
@craytherlaygaming28524 жыл бұрын
Mark: *mocks Hayden for not noticing the UAC being Corrupt* DOOM 2016:"Literally starts with Hayden finding out how corrupt it is"
@ryannixon4138 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the UAC turning corrupt for demons was from Olivia’s influence right?
@GoGojiraGo Жыл бұрын
@@ryannixon4138 Completely on her head. And Hayden was aware of it, just not how deep she was into the demon hole.
@one.of.no.kind_4 жыл бұрын
*"I'M HAVING A MOMENT GO AWAY"* _shoots BFG_ Hands down the funniest moment in this episode.
@freakshow71224 жыл бұрын
I will just leave the time stamp here 40:35
@andrepoghosyan82694 жыл бұрын
FreakShow 71 thanks
@BENDYKILLER6983 ай бұрын
me when my car gets stolen in GTA and i dont have insurance
@nownothingwillbewrong29584 жыл бұрын
Dr. Hayden: “Noooo, you can’t just shoot a hole through the surface of mars” Doomguy: “Hehe bfg 10000 go brrrrr”
@ismaelbauman21564 жыл бұрын
I am so bad at this how does one succeed.
@zakariaahmadfauzan9264 жыл бұрын
KABOOM
@legendinvoker4 жыл бұрын
Why did we shoot a hole on mars?
@masterdungeonofpp85864 жыл бұрын
legend invoker to get to mars core cuz there’s a city in it
@scoot43904 жыл бұрын
@@masterdungeonofpp8586 The doomguy's city.
@jacencaedus4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "That's skirting Indiana Jones levels of Surviving the nuke in a fridge" What part of "local man literally too angry to die" don't you understand?
@bradleymoore27974 жыл бұрын
If Doom guy dies, he goes to hell...and since they're transforming Earth into a hell...he just goes to the nearest hell. Respawn canon to doom universe. xD I can't kill you...so...I'll just do my best to trap you in one location for as long as I can.
“Update: Local man no longer too angry to die.....now he’s too angry to stop.”
@SJuson3 жыл бұрын
@@bradleymoore2797 pp
@dragonic_ragecore3 жыл бұрын
That is scary accurate
@lordpkbrong26994 жыл бұрын
Image you walk into a restaurant and you're looking at the menu you turn the page and BAM Mama Doom's Meatloaf- Made with love and demon's blood
@shadowprince63534 жыл бұрын
I'll take 50
@coolerreviews65803 жыл бұрын
@Xavier Perez Ametours
@coolerreviews65803 жыл бұрын
1,000,000
@coolerreviews65803 жыл бұрын
@Xavier Perez Infinity +1 beat that
@coolerreviews65803 жыл бұрын
Infinity+infinity
@salvadortoscano25344 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Sees Marauder* I've been waiting for this! VEGA: Opening portal, now Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Doomguy: *chucks Hayden into the portal* Mark: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
@elflordyt68304 жыл бұрын
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! ALL OUT ATTACK!
@Somonyo4 жыл бұрын
@@elflordyt6830 nice persona reference
@elflordyt68304 жыл бұрын
@@Somonyo, thanks!
@NEETKitten4 жыл бұрын
@@elflordyt6830 X Attack O Relent
@CharlieFillmore4 жыл бұрын
Samuel: "U can't shoot a hole on the surface of Mars" Doomslayer: *shoot a hole on Mars* Samuel: "That's a weapon, not a teleporter" Doomslayer: *yeet himself with the cannon* VEGA: lmao u'll get used to it Dr. Hayden
@saamjaza17424 жыл бұрын
Slayer: "WOOOO! Hayden your teleporter rocks!"
@adoptdontshop39114 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me just leaving the timestamp 45:36
@adoptdontshop39114 жыл бұрын
Also this 26:10
@Zack_Zander4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Fillmore If that is a weapon, than the Slayer is a bullet that can destroy everything.
@toastertime97794 жыл бұрын
Hayden: “You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of Mars!” Mark: “You say that, but like, who’s stopping me?”
@Anonymous-734 жыл бұрын
“An armless robot corpse?”
@12x2is244 жыл бұрын
"The only thing they fear is you" is by far the best song in the soundtrack
@bipstymcbipste56413 жыл бұрын
I listen to it while making breakfast sometimes. Idk how the kitchen hasn't burnt down
@hunterthewrestler3673 жыл бұрын
Idk, I like BFG division more, it’s a great energizer for pre-wrestling matches
@mustard81483 жыл бұрын
Meathook
@KannaKandy3 жыл бұрын
debatable
@mustard81483 жыл бұрын
@@KannaKandy bfg divisions has so many random pauses tho
@CirclesandSounds4 жыл бұрын
"Dude, you are NOT gonna kiss me. I don't care how much you want it." And that is exactly why the Marauder killed himself. Sad. So sad.
@chadywassim13862 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt be a markiplier playthrough without a few bugs and glitches uk XD
@gyfgey239 Жыл бұрын
Saw this comment right as that part of the video played
@deathcon62614 жыл бұрын
UAC Spokeperson: "We've got guts, HUGE guts." ...I'm gonna just leave this and not elaborate because...
@nadavwolf63904 жыл бұрын
They know that they have huge guts because they are on display after a mortally challenged comes by.
@negawispshadow1234 жыл бұрын
MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. SAY. ANYTHING.
@65-bitgamer4 жыл бұрын
Cuz you got huge guts?
@Spendog694 жыл бұрын
He's got the biggest guts of them all lol
@CeCactus134 жыл бұрын
HUGE... tracts of land!
@LordBloodySoul4 жыл бұрын
So Mark is actually related to the Doom Guy, since his father is now a canon figure in the Doom World and his Grandma had the last name Doom xD I knew it!
@Pizzaportal31424 жыл бұрын
Possibly but scary because this happens in the future
@orphanagearsonist34084 жыл бұрын
So does that mean we can safely place doom slayer as coming from German decent
@Jaeeden4 жыл бұрын
@@orphanagearsonist3408 German or Korean-American.
@orphanagearsonist34084 жыл бұрын
Cristian Garcia he couldn’t be Korean American because mama doom is from marks dads side of the family and mark has repeatedly said his dad was German
@DeNihility4 жыл бұрын
@@orphanagearsonist3408 Canonically, he's a relative of Wolfenstein's protagonist, which would mean he has at least some Polish blood.
@thanosbean25364 жыл бұрын
40:56 the hole makes mars look like the death star.
@BENDYKILLER6983 ай бұрын
made me think of an eye
@ZeroCruz_4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Marauders are too Hard to take down. Mark: Calls Marauders scrub.
@kevinmoran80774 жыл бұрын
I died when that happened
@Rei_XXii4 жыл бұрын
@Weiss Des i thought he was playing on ultra violence, not hurt me plenty.
@connorh22154 жыл бұрын
Weiss Des he is on ultra violence
@Husitka4 жыл бұрын
@Weiss Des: He's playing on Ultra Violence, and he said that... ...he played on Nightmare for a bit as well after he'd beaten the game because he wanted to know what the difference was and because he was doing really well on Ultra Violence. He said he kept dying a lot on Nightmare.
@kirbykir4 жыл бұрын
@Weiss Des The attack patterns don't change much between difficulties, it's only the ammount of damage you take that changes. (aka you won't survive more than 2-4 heavy hits while fully stacked) Also, git gud. :D
@Shadowofawolf4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Doom Guy crying and groaning and then all the demons show up, he pulls out the BFG and yells "I'm having a moment!! Go away!"
@deanp41804 жыл бұрын
Mark: "this is a shotgun battle." The Marauder: *dies from a ceiling* Mark: *laughs* he died from the ceiling
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27804 жыл бұрын
the ceiling is stronger than the gun
@MfwPrivate4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 the longer will the ceiling be ceiling, the stronger it will become
@XSicarriiX774 жыл бұрын
Dean P Ceiling gang betrays you, floor gang will never betray
@Smartfellafartsmella4 жыл бұрын
andrew Afton the hedgehog is funtime golden sonic your name is so cringy I’m sorry, also in your about page is very cringy as well
@IwasOnceCooler4 жыл бұрын
@@XSicarriiX77well if so why do i keep falling into an empty abyss where there is no floor?
@geralddopkowski43244 жыл бұрын
"Only scrubs slow down time" Dio rolls in his grave.
@thedevilhimself46613 жыл бұрын
he stops time not slow
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_3 жыл бұрын
@@thedevilhimself4661 you are right, we should all stop laughing and pray you as the most knowledgeable JoJos fan
@kenziebalhatchet39183 жыл бұрын
@@thedevilhimself4661 so he is more scrub
@JM642 жыл бұрын
*Cries in console player*
@Crimson_Screwball34464 жыл бұрын
I love how his great grandma was named "Momma DOOM" yet she sounds like a lovely woman, and I'm curious about the meatloaf recipe...
@clarencevale56604 жыл бұрын
as am i
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
It probably has Bylestim in it
@Mimimimiii-_-mimi3 жыл бұрын
I want the meatloaf. Please. I'm hungry.
@jokerisinthememe58523 жыл бұрын
it’s made exclusively with Imp flesh
@IronHawk53 жыл бұрын
Same
@rafaelcontreras15534 жыл бұрын
40:30 Mark: "I CAN'T SHOOT MARS!!!!" Cacodemons: "Hey are you ok here, we heard you scream and...?" Mark: *whipping out the BFG while having a temper tantrum* "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M HAVING A MOMENT!!!"
@leelahpegues99594 жыл бұрын
Rafael Contreras 😂😂😂😂
@_Killkor4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Doomguy tearing through thousands of hellish demons, while having such simple concerns. So overpowered, not even trying to kill those demons XD
@Seanana_4 жыл бұрын
fucking perfect
@theresacherco35034 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GalacticGunslinger4 жыл бұрын
How rude, the demons just wanted to see if he was okay, it’s not like they wanted to kill him or anything.
@limedovahkiin28064 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Calling the Marauder a CHUMP right to his BIG DUMB FACE!" Ethan: *cries because his museum is beautiful. Two sides of the same coin and we need them both right now...
@zee13314 жыл бұрын
The Unus and the Annus
@rainbowsuperyuki84654 жыл бұрын
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Yes that is what that means
@jeremiahgranados74844 жыл бұрын
I like the game 😎😎😎😎😀🙂🇦🇪
@joiboy26654 жыл бұрын
Wat?
@stevenuniverse50724 жыл бұрын
Unus annus
@oskar38974 жыл бұрын
Hayden: you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars... Doom guy: *bet*
@christianrogers82974 жыл бұрын
“That is a weapon, not a teleporter.” That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
@happy.sad.21724 жыл бұрын
Sammy Boi: "That is a WEAPON, not a teleporter." Doom Slayer: "are you sure about that"
@dairydregone71464 жыл бұрын
Mark: "He's only a robot" Samuel Hayden: "Say it again to my face!"
@impartialthrone20974 жыл бұрын
@spooklon He was dying of cancer, so he had part of his brain put in a robot body.
@witheredbonnie39133 жыл бұрын
"It’s weapon not the teleporter" " *yes but also it’s catapult* "
@codybutler64734 жыл бұрын
Mark: "only people who are scrubs need to slow down time" Jack: yea slow time
@BDL30354 жыл бұрын
I have to use it because I’m on console
@infinitedeath13844 жыл бұрын
Slow time is great for getting the precision hits. For everything else, not really.
@infinitedeath13844 жыл бұрын
@fly crap i finished nightmare. Only get the gold skins from beating ultra nightmare. However the skins you get from mastering weapons are still nice.
@Zero33844 жыл бұрын
for me...chrono strike is just adding to the fun and chaos chrono strike+meat hook=unending amounts of awesome....also, soaring through the air....locking on with the lock on burst rocket mod....and letting a group just eat it is so satisfying
@death98ist4 жыл бұрын
I'm that scrub lol
@crimsonsphinx29134 жыл бұрын
"You've lost your head privileges" Man I hate it when my girlfriend says that
@lemex27gamesnshit4 жыл бұрын
Braden Mathews AAAAAA
@punkrockwolfe4 жыл бұрын
Hehehahahahaha funny af
@theawesome58714 жыл бұрын
Ok, that was legit funny.
@SaiyanDemon4 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN’T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS (Inside Doomguys head) Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear them all
@asetheticaii30014 жыл бұрын
69 likes.
@StarWarsDK4 жыл бұрын
But you can't do it. It happens in a cutscene :(
@ombricshalazar38694 жыл бұрын
when he wants to rip and tear a fucking planet
@megarhombus75324 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@sclint14273 жыл бұрын
"The Ion Catapult is designed to use only approved UAC ammunition." *"I AM THE AMMUNITION."*
@sylviagrove60824 жыл бұрын
Hayden: “you can’t just blow a hole in Mars” Slayer: “no you don’t understand. I shouldn’t, but I can... and I am going to”
@SamusV44 жыл бұрын
Hayden: "You can't shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!" Slayer: ... "Shoot a hole in Mars?! GREAT IDEA!"
@monkeyhook68564 жыл бұрын
Slayer: Haha bfg 10k go BRRRR
@colleenglanville82934 жыл бұрын
Mark: *is excited about shooting the big gun* Game: *doesn't let him shoot the big gun* Mark: *internally crying*
@TxtCat4 жыл бұрын
**externally crying
@Chocolatebutterjelly4 жыл бұрын
***eternally crying
@tycottrill45764 жыл бұрын
Just plain crying
@thekennyeslickshow4 жыл бұрын
Can you blame him? I expected to be able to fire the big gun too, and was very sad I couldn't
@theresacherco35034 жыл бұрын
Crying 😢
@notacouchpotato43723 жыл бұрын
I really like this game’s subtle humor. A few examples: At the end of the Super Gore Nest mission, the objective says, “Get to the Choppa.” The mission shown in the latter part of this video: The human’s first interaction with Doomguy, followed later on by Samuel Hayden’s displeasure of Doomguy using a weapon as a teleporter. The game awards you for punching a Slayer Gate. Last but not least, in the mission to retrieve Samuel Hayden, when you press the down button for the elevator, the floor breaks below you, so you’d be going down anyway.
@DarkShichi4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “ I want to fire the big gun.” Everyone Else: Same
@Plaguelight4 жыл бұрын
Not everyone else, as I didn't care for it. More cinematics to show me how badass the Doom Slayer is far surpasses any desire to "fire da big one".
@BarachielGaming4 жыл бұрын
The way I see it is that Doom Guy takes back control during cutscenes
@BlazingAmber4 жыл бұрын
6:37 Mark: “Sorry bud, you lost your head privileges” Demon: “So no head?” *SMASHES SKELETON-BOARD*
@Kitsune-gx7km4 жыл бұрын
*. Throws phone. *
@Deadpool-xt1jo4 жыл бұрын
Oh my
@totallyoriginalname56534 жыл бұрын
*Jumps and brake skateboard*
@navishperera42994 жыл бұрын
LOL
@rynemcgriffin17524 жыл бұрын
BlazingAmber *smashes hell skateboard*
@ctf_2fort1394 жыл бұрын
Sam: nooooo you can’t shoot a hole in mars Slayer: haha bfg go booom Sam: nooooooo that’s a cannon not a tele-porter Slayer: haha big gun make me zoom
@cryptonaut14354 жыл бұрын
Is Doomslayer secretly OneyNG?
@brianherlihy16244 жыл бұрын
haha slayer fast in gun
@Sleepy_Head-d4q4 жыл бұрын
@@cryptonaut1435 his strength probably comes from the legendary tomar emeralds
@marceline53644 жыл бұрын
@MPDeity Spoiler alert. Nope, he is not human, or at least not anymore. In the final battle, Khan Maykr called him as a "once-mortal man who dared to deny people's way of life". He ascended from human to a higher being because a rouge Mayker (Seraphim) gave him some sort of power. You'll see this later in the game as a flashback of the doomguy and some more info from the few last codex-es Mark will get.
@dutchvanderlinde58124 жыл бұрын
^correct answer^
@jessenicoletta41603 жыл бұрын
"You'd think that Samuel Hayden being the head of the UAC, would've noticed that his entire organization was being corrupted from within" what do you think the whole plot of Doom 2016 was?
@JM642 жыл бұрын
There was at least one Hologram in 2016 that showed him having a conversation with Olivia because of some concerns
@cadence_24632 жыл бұрын
I thought the plot was robot man want hell sword
@lancegarza56812 жыл бұрын
I thought so too lol
@cloud_cj92804 жыл бұрын
Mark out of context: “If only I had been the one to pull the trigger”
@ethantaylor18664 жыл бұрын
Mark's Inner Doomguy unleashed: If you're gonna out put me in charge of a gun that's gonna shoot Mars, LET ME SHOOT MARS!!!!!!!!
@MrSpannners4 жыл бұрын
@@ethantaylor1866 "LET ME SOMEHOW MISS MARS*"
@omegamcguffin86134 жыл бұрын
“Only scrubz would need to actually slow down time” Jacksepticeye: *cries in Irish*
First meeting with the Maurader Mark: “I’m too young to die!” Next meeting with the Maurader Mark: “Hurt YOU plenty!”
@supremechaosxd9954 жыл бұрын
holitinne “Somebody call an ambulance, but not for me”
@krampus93762 жыл бұрын
Imagine being told all these amazing stories about a "savior" who wiped out whole armies of demons, then you meet him and he's just like: *paunch*
@LegoEngineer0034 жыл бұрын
48:43 “Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier. I’m here to destroy you now. Please do not resist. This is for your own good.”
@rarinrecruit31504 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that’s what he started with in a video, directed at us?
@shenanigun55764 жыл бұрын
i am not resisting Mark Doom
@coolerreviews65803 жыл бұрын
DoomMark
@SilverHatPebble083 жыл бұрын
@@coolerreviews6580 DooMark
@conflictbrooks3 жыл бұрын
Imagine one day DOOM Guy removes his helmet, and underneath is Mark.
@phoenix-lc6zv4 жыл бұрын
“Mark not realizing how good he is at this game for an hour” 😂😂
@ChextheVes44514 жыл бұрын
*THE SLAYER HAS THE BFG* Literally everyone: Well sh*t.
@magnusamann68064 жыл бұрын
Too bad their evacuation point just blew up
@EMPERORTUNGSTEN4 жыл бұрын
The BFG is so good. I don’t remember it being this good.
@TheGoldenDunsparce4 жыл бұрын
Kinda weird that they had that alarm prerecorded for when he got the BFG despite them not wanting him to have it...
@lowreslireas4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGoldenDunsparce just in case he got it. you know, unexpected outcomes.
@nou29604 жыл бұрын
Why the f*ck is a porn bot in here?
@redspy10903 жыл бұрын
26:10 "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars." Literally everyone: you dare oppose me mortal Bfg 10k: IMMA FIRE MA LASER
@swampet54573 ай бұрын
Ty for the timestamp!!!
@dunkienugg87924 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me: In some alternate universe, there is a man known as Mark Doom.
@thunderhammer74 жыл бұрын
And he is playing as Fischbach-Guy.
@soulreaper39744 жыл бұрын
Mark Edward Doom
@roberte.o.speedwagon60434 жыл бұрын
Doomiplier
@carboniml4 жыл бұрын
In a video he mentioned his name could have been mark doom fischbach.
@RedneckSith4 жыл бұрын
Who also has a doctorate...
@bigbadwolf41904 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I should really use my big guns" The Narrator: "Mark would never use his big guns"
@jigson5204 жыл бұрын
11:54 To answer your question, I think “Do Not Shoot” was a reference to a blood pattern decal in Doom 2016 SnapMaps
@flamingcat11014 жыл бұрын
Is there SnapMaps in Eternal
@cheez31844 жыл бұрын
@@flamingcat1101 NO
@flamingcat11014 жыл бұрын
@@cheez3184 sooo bad OST and no SnapMap. GREAT game 😢
@WatermelonSucks4 жыл бұрын
@@flamingcat1101 there is a photo mode
@abhig43543 жыл бұрын
Marauder: *Is an intimidating and powerful demon that could easily kill Mark* Mark: HEY!! HEY BAAABBYYY!!!
@zachhood76254 жыл бұрын
Mark, while annihilating the demon army: "Those snake things are overpowered"
@Expiredsushi4 жыл бұрын
Samuel: That is a weapon, not a teleporter. DoomGuy: tHat A teLEpOrTeR, nOt a wEaPon.
@blackpants73854 жыл бұрын
"That's a weapon, I'm the ammo"
@idrklo4 жыл бұрын
Mark: calls the marauder as a chump Marauder: *Peace was never an option*
@Kemosune4 жыл бұрын
Changing Lures *goose slowly pulls a picture of a marauder onto the screen*
@idrklo4 жыл бұрын
@Zackabo Coincidence boi?
@dreman9994 жыл бұрын
And then the maradur died.
@thatrandommememan99004 жыл бұрын
Marauder: death it is then
@CEBph59974 жыл бұрын
Also the Marauder: *(Dies while getting stuck)* Mark: WHAT A SCRUB HAHAHAHAAA
@ricardobr14932 жыл бұрын
39:31 "the slayer has control of the big fuc-" *falling metal noises*
@Mar-ue4ho4 жыл бұрын
"Ahh you killed yourself you scrub!" - Markiplier 2020 Probably one of the only people who made the Murader glitch and kill himself which is what a true Doomslayer would do and will be forever in our history. 1:02:27
@kingsknight21674 жыл бұрын
First time I fought the Doom Hunter he got stuck in a wall and I shot him to death for my rocket launcher.
@HanabiraKage4 жыл бұрын
Classic Mark.
@Mar-ue4ho4 жыл бұрын
@@kingsknight2167 Doom was with you on that day the Doomslayer is strong with you nice work.
@bloovboi42604 жыл бұрын
imagine Mark/Doomguy saying that in front of the Maurader's dead face. Mark/doomguy: AHH U SCRUB Maurader: but... why. why i have to die like that...
@iank4724 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Mark seems to forget about astronomical distances. In space combat (theoretically of course) the distance between combatants would be in the multi kilometre range so some dude standing where the shots are fired from would at best see tiny specks of light. Btw this knowledge comes from the thing Mark keeps referencing: Warhammer 40k.
@MrSpannners4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this episode specifically he is being a bit dim
@xbassault98193 жыл бұрын
U faxin
@JM642 жыл бұрын
Air, Naval, and some terrestrial combat already takes place in the multi-kilometer range. Some cruise missiles can fly for hundreds of kilometers. Space combat allows for insane distances (thousands of kilometeres) due to no air resistance or any real need for aerodynamics, as well as the near emptiness allowing for much further target aquisition in a relatively short amount of time.
@aceofspades3124 жыл бұрын
What I love is that every time Mark gets a suit power-up coin, he immediately fist-bumps the knight holding it.
@aq-gq5lp4 жыл бұрын
"Press 'E' to interact' Guess that makes sense
@derangedcrouton18644 жыл бұрын
Sentinel. They're not knights
@thememan13872 жыл бұрын
@@derangedcrouton1864 there sentinal knights not just sentinal
@gojira24894 жыл бұрын
Mark: they die so quick i cant glory kill them Also mark: *proceeds to glory kill someone*
@luskitsophrenic42494 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Destroys* *Marauder* Everyone: You weren't supposed to do that.
@geod38854 жыл бұрын
*spider mastermind spawns in*
@GalacticGunslinger4 жыл бұрын
*Thanos teleports in*
@AstroWasUnavailable4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Reviewers with no DOOM experience: *wastes ammo on the marauders shield*
@cheez31844 жыл бұрын
The Marauder is the easiest of the three bosses you fight.
@TheBluePhoenix0084 жыл бұрын
What are you supposed to do?
@Rothana764 жыл бұрын
“LET. ME. SHOOT. MARS.” *demons enter chat* “HI! I’M HAVING A MOMENT G O A W A Y!” *demons exit chat*
@BHuang924 жыл бұрын
40:35
@AleronWolf4 жыл бұрын
I hope this discord meme will die soon, it's really tiring already
@zarnox30714 жыл бұрын
Samuel: "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars…" Slayer: Watch me.
@rynemcgriffin17524 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars” “You can’t just harvest Argent Energy and expect shit not to hit the fan”
@Kumquat_Lord4 жыл бұрын
Mark's face covered it up, but the text "objective: shoot a hole in mars" showed up
@deputyrook62324 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: hold my BFG
@EldrickTobin4 жыл бұрын
Loving how VEGA was just 'Oh yes of course Dr. Hayden. *doomguy pulls up bfg-10000 image* On second calculation that is the optimal plan.' Fully capable of thinking on either level in a nanosecond. ~.~v
@ness67144 жыл бұрын
*That's where you're wrong, bucko.*
@hades2.q1823 жыл бұрын
26:12 Haiden: you can't just shoot a whole into the renter of mars Slayer:*eyes glow* REAL SHIT!
@thememan13872 жыл бұрын
Who's jaiden you talking about jaiden animation
@hades2.q1822 жыл бұрын
@@thememan1387 I meant to say haiden
@jacobmills77504 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Only people that are scrubs need to slow down time." Me: Didn't Jack get that upgrade and use it through his whole playthrough?
@StarkSpider244 жыл бұрын
Jacob Mills that's what he said 😏
@pedrosaurusmex25864 жыл бұрын
Patillo or Septiceye?
@GalacticGunslinger4 жыл бұрын
@Pedrosaurus Mex Septiceye I’m guessing, I don’t really watch Jacksepticeye anymore so I might be wrong.
@bullphr0g4894 жыл бұрын
@@GalacticGunslinger You right, i watched some parts of his DE playthrough.
@lemex27gamesnshit4 жыл бұрын
Mark hurt DIO’s feelings
@stewartescaross37124 жыл бұрын
Vega: opens portal Mark Oh nonnonono Slayer: throws robot in instead Mark: oh YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
@werl_014 жыл бұрын
• Superhuman speed an strength • Single handedly taking on a demon invasion • Carries nine heavy weapons on his person at all times • Able to survive in space • Able to survive direct rocket blasts • Able to survive a multi-story fall But Mark draws the line at DoomGuy shooting himself out of a cannon 😂
@phoenixburns794 жыл бұрын
Huh, true
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
Doomguy is the god emperor of mankind confirmed
@hypnoticrobotgaming4 жыл бұрын
@@michielkudova3887 who do you think the god emperor based his army of super soldiers off of? he saw doomguy and was like "i need me some of that" and then made the space marines
@michielkudova38874 жыл бұрын
HypnoticRobot It’s amusing because not only may you be right. But the doom slayer himself maybe trapped in the warp somewhere. Waiting for someone to free him
@spiritvdc51094 жыл бұрын
I mean it is immersion breaking that you can die to a low-level demon's clawing but then turn around and survive getting shot out of a railgun through a wall xDDD
@RedSkull-tn6dv3 жыл бұрын
"OOOOOOH YOU KILLED YOURSELF, OOOOOH YOU SCRUB." --Markiplier 2020
@lolindervonlol4 жыл бұрын
Some prefer the old, others prefer the new. But deep down, we all know that.. *THE BFG 10000 IS FIRING*
@darthsicariustenebris82844 жыл бұрын
Dr. Samuel=You Can't shoot a hole into the surface of Mars! Doomguy/Slayer=haha Bfg 10000 Goes *BOOM*
@redpandamonarchy30684 жыл бұрын
T H E L O N G E R T H E I C O N O F S I N I S O N E A R T H T H E S T R O N G E R I T W I L L B E C O M E
@NotManly4 жыл бұрын
BFG 10000: *Doesn't Fire* DoomGuy: *E X T R E M E B U T T O N S P A M M I N G*
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27804 жыл бұрын
doomguy: let shoot Let Me Shoot!!!! LET ME SHOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DM_21454 жыл бұрын
me when the game says "please wait.."
@Prophet_Legacy4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the “Doomloaf” I’ve heard tales of it before.
@aero-cc6mt4 жыл бұрын
what does it do to demons?
@clarencevale56604 жыл бұрын
i wanna try it
@notacouchpotato43723 жыл бұрын
I love how you can actually see physical damage on demons the more you shoot them; for being a fast-paced FPS, this game has an incredible attention to detail.