"A closed door will prevent the fire from spreading" Mark: "oH fIrE!" **leaves door open**
@halberd-32914 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that. And then the fire immediately got worse when he did it. Lol.
@ravenjames76144 жыл бұрын
Well it's to let the gases out, but when the fire catches more air then it wants to chase it, but atleast it's less likely to cause an explosion.
@palntgame3084 жыл бұрын
And then he ran through two more unclosed doors too don’t forget.
@jdwmyt4 жыл бұрын
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.
@cosmicosmosis72924 жыл бұрын
@@jdwmyt u really do live up to your name
@leasian994 жыл бұрын
The most realistic part of this game, and I cannot stress this enough, is the cars not getting out the way
@kexard3 жыл бұрын
I have no doubt in my mind that that is the case. I’ve witnessed it, and I’ve never even been a fireman.
@nojustno10023 жыл бұрын
@@ren6466 38:14
@ren64663 жыл бұрын
@@nojustno1002 thanksssssss
@wolfofmercury75183 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched a truck pull up in front of an ambulance (had it’s sirens on and everything) at an intersection and the ambulance had to go in a large circle around cars because of it. Like how much of a jackass does someone have to be?
@ren64663 жыл бұрын
@@wolfofmercury7518 lol it’s sad how many people are jackasses nowadays. People don’t care about anyone anymore.
@JonahMcD4 жыл бұрын
House: (is burning to the ground, most likely trapping them all inside) Mark, Bob and Wade inside the house: HaHa It LoOkS LiKe hE wEt ThE bEd
@robloxboi31083 жыл бұрын
LOL
@totallyn0tsus8993 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about Bill xD
@erika-rs3ns3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@Ms.Anonymous2 жыл бұрын
@@totallyn0tsus899 Being ordered to do nothing and just having to watch helplessly while the house burns around him
@stormbringer1262 жыл бұрын
It's fine. It's why they broke all those windows
@warriorwolvez2 жыл бұрын
Wade: “As soon as you have a kid you basically sign a contract saying I hereby declare I’m lame AF” Bob: supports him Bob: *has a kid*
@arrowlilly5309 Жыл бұрын
Bob has a kid? Well shit
@shady_the_one Жыл бұрын
He does now
@reydragonclaw1128 Жыл бұрын
@@arrowlilly5309 His name is James! There's an episode on Distractible about it. I think it's called "Bob's Baby."
@Choshako Жыл бұрын
Pretty dumb thing to say, so all of Wade's favorite celebrities/comedians/authors/etc who have kids are lame? That's a really shallow way of thinking.
@mrifat13 Жыл бұрын
@@Choshako It's roleplay speaking. If u do it someday, u'll understand that we'll only speak whatever comes out, then forget all abt it
@yep20054 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: *enters house on fire because he's a fire fighter* Markiplier: AH FIRE!!
@kagemushashien83944 жыл бұрын
Ironicly
@dopesponge84304 жыл бұрын
Ofc lol it’s fire
@brendenstyre47844 жыл бұрын
continues to open door when door says opening door will spread fire lmao
@renzofranco22104 жыл бұрын
⁶⁶⁶ likes ahhhh
@judestarbabypup4 жыл бұрын
I interpreted this like Mark was on fire on account of he's a fighter of the fire element 🔥😄
@payton_bagel83173 жыл бұрын
“I’m spraying a grease fire with the spit from my mouth” is such a good analogy for something futile. I’m gonna use this with random people and NOT explain it.
@meowmep13663 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of jiraya
@largeboy55773 жыл бұрын
I'm fighting a gender reveal party with 1 singular dihydrogen monoxide molecule
@pendantperuke94403 жыл бұрын
How about I’m fighting fire with oil
@payton_bagel83173 жыл бұрын
@@pendantperuke9440 Yeah, that would be more for making a problem worse though
@bullhuss3 жыл бұрын
haha ANALogy
@aponiaa4 жыл бұрын
"I feel like the cause of the fire is still causing the fire" lmao Wade is honestly underrated, he's a treasure
@legatelanius97624 жыл бұрын
420th like
@babayxga94154 жыл бұрын
fools gold
@focalpoint._4 жыл бұрын
8/10 Really funny, but kind of a pain in the ass at times. Would watch again.
@nicolem99304 жыл бұрын
wade is so hilarious bruh 😭 he really is underrated
@babayxga94154 жыл бұрын
all in all hes actually amazing tho
@alyssaturcotte92092 жыл бұрын
imagine standing outside your house, watching it burn to the ground, and a fire truck careens around the corner and slams into your neighbor’s fence
@electricheartpony Жыл бұрын
I'd be thinking "at least they were rushing, just wish they took a bit more time..."
@Asher_price5 ай бұрын
and then mark bob and wade hop out 😭
@CautiousCactus914 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Is this what real firefighting is like?" Bob: "Unsuccessful?"
@ArmaTomicx4 жыл бұрын
Mark Wakes people up with an axe lol 😂
@forestmarch41524 жыл бұрын
From my experience it was. Watched two fires and my mom had to pick up both families. First fire scarred me. Fire station was five minutes away, they were late, roof collapsed in, lady died before the fire started, her animals dyed too. It was bad.
@mathewriffel5034 жыл бұрын
I'm a volunteer fireman. It's a slow. process. For volunteers they have to get to the station then respond that can take a lot of time.
@kodakunaokami37904 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you're on the West coast it's unsuccessful...
@addictaedgurl39554 жыл бұрын
0:44 if anyone need the timestamp :)
@Gundyr.4 жыл бұрын
Bob is fucking hilarious “We wanna sneak up on the fire, we don’t want it to be prepared”
@landonr51204 жыл бұрын
Bob’s my favorite in the trio
@its_doovey3 жыл бұрын
@@landonr5120 same, but for me it depends on the video. In Uno, it’s Wade because of that horrible monster called Barbara ;)
@The_RocketBee3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who would say the same thing when they told us to be quiet during fire drills at school, like "we need to be quiet so the fire won't find us"
@Maseruxer3 жыл бұрын
The fire isn't stupid it hears a flambulence
@funkiebutch96903 жыл бұрын
Bob and his intelligence
@grumpytanuki76744 жыл бұрын
Notice: "Fire spreads, keep doors closed." Mark: Proceeds to open door, screams "Fire!"
@vysearcadia5224 жыл бұрын
Yep I noticed that... He just read "Fire Spreads" and didn't read the actual tooltip underneath. Probably because he panicing to speedrun and quench the fire.
@rattoota4 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna break open the windows so there more air to put it out"
@nerezza59434 жыл бұрын
Well they don't call him the most popular illiterate let's player for no reason.
@wumbosaurus91214 жыл бұрын
I wish backdraft was a mechanic in this game. That'd make it a whole lot more interesting for sure
@RobertMorgan4 жыл бұрын
That's the bonus DLC: Flashover Simulator.
@grimsladeleviathan39583 жыл бұрын
Wade's Hotdog Randy improv was so good I actually thought that Randy's Hotdog was an actual hotdog chain in America
@nikkiofthevalley2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if that is actually the name of some hotdog stand somewhere.
@shady_the_one Жыл бұрын
I thought it might be a regional chain in the east maybe. Yeah, I don't think it is
@adora_was_taken Жыл бұрын
@@shady_the_one of course it is, haven't you seen the ads? randy just opened a stand in montgomery
@shady_the_one Жыл бұрын
@@adora_was_taken unfortunately I live in a state that's very bass-ackwards, so we don't like anything apparently
@adora_was_taken Жыл бұрын
@@shady_the_one same here :/
@DYZ_9714 жыл бұрын
When Mark says he calls dibs on survivors he sounds like he’s going to go in and eat the survivors
@oniontheprotogen42453 жыл бұрын
I like my survivors ✨crispy✨
@carterstevenson60093 жыл бұрын
Really? I like mine medium rare.
@greyscale68073 жыл бұрын
What do you think the fire is for? Gotta cook your food before you eat it
@DYZ_9713 жыл бұрын
Season lightly with burnt family photos
@sammygecko_3 жыл бұрын
Dead by daylight
@DarkRubberDucky3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part: "Close the Door to Prevent Fire From Spreading" Markiplier: *opens door* "Ah! Fire! *leaves door open*
@tigerlily28163 жыл бұрын
Yea like NO SH*T MARK
@JamesAC17GA3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's just too smart for us to understand!
@awebtoonreader49793 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Jennifer-fy3eh3 жыл бұрын
I love your name
@native-crew19202 жыл бұрын
Hi
@sheevpalpatine44374 жыл бұрын
I love how Lixian writes “tehturial” for the subtitles whenever Mark says tutorial
@dawnnspiller17874 жыл бұрын
I looked for someone to mention that lol
@bellaball12934 жыл бұрын
I love how literally all his friends including Lixian hate how he pronounces it and make fun of it
@frostyvr98054 жыл бұрын
In the name of the galactic senate you are under arrest
@sheevpalpatine44374 жыл бұрын
@@frostyvr9805 are you threatening me master jedi?
@Fobia174 жыл бұрын
You mean when he says "Tehtorial"
@alphabee81712 жыл бұрын
mark: imma break up all the windows so there's more air to put it out fire: this dude has no idea how much i love air
@ZZZREEET5 ай бұрын
Air’s pretty cool, y’know? Makes sure my internal components don’t melt
@JeweledLove4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "Are you trying to kill him, Mark?" Mark: "No one will know. Hey, it might've been the *fire* that stabbed him with an axe"
@Banidil4 жыл бұрын
It's a fair excuse nowadays
@TheDeathLove4 жыл бұрын
@@Banidil You mean it's a *fire* excuse nowadays? sorry
@Alwyn_Nito4 жыл бұрын
ooerr
@charliedover54884 жыл бұрын
@@TheDeathLove pretty sure if they were to go to court, it would definitely be *heated*
@TheDeathLove4 жыл бұрын
@@charliedover5488 good one.
@jurayzscout94324 жыл бұрын
Imagine you busy dealing with fire and your co-worker just "hey guys. I found the dinosaur in the bathtub. It's so cute"
@DarkYuan3 жыл бұрын
This is like that episode of The Simpsons when they become volunteer firefighters
@EQ_Power-Plus3 жыл бұрын
anime nerd
@imsorryforarguingbut45553 жыл бұрын
@@EQ_Power-Plus wtf
@najimi413 жыл бұрын
hi Hachiman
@woteveruk13 жыл бұрын
better yet imagine you're busy dealing with a fire and your coworker starts trying to get on a trampoline and hitting on a woman lol
@malikai37034 жыл бұрын
Game: "Closed doors will prevent fires from spreading." Mark: *opens door & runs away*
@muhammadsmith57924 жыл бұрын
Why have that number?
@RandomRakkoon4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadsmith5792 y not
@muhammadsmith57924 жыл бұрын
@@RandomRakkoon it's the number of the evil being of this world. It's worse than having a swastika
@ratsatouile4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadsmith5792 what...?
@tatuvarvemaa53144 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadsmith5792 Religion is a personal question. The swastica was a symbol that stod for murder and vissious torture of millions of inocent people to have power. Its unarguably far worse than the number 666. The number 666 originated from a refrence to the Roman emperer Nero, translated from latin to the bible. Its current meaning has risen for sosial reasons and interperatation and isn’t (to my knowledge) a legitamate symbol in religion considered evil. The number 666 is incomperable to the svastica in terms of what it stands for and how its been used.
@rhyno393 жыл бұрын
Wade: "I don't feel so good." Bob: "Oh, your body disappeared." Wade: "Oh, I'm back, what the hell?" Infinity war/Endgame in a nutshell
@jazieh19863 жыл бұрын
Seriously? No comments this is the best joke i have ever seen
@corpsic3 жыл бұрын
this comment deserves more likes
@kiritoshi03 жыл бұрын
T-T TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@Anonymous-732 жыл бұрын
🤣
@dbk824510 ай бұрын
@@jazieh1986 bro how is this the best joke you've ever seen
@astrobella46204 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna break open the windows so there’s more air to put it out.” *inhales* Mark do you know how fire works
@Moistpotatoman4 жыл бұрын
Frrrrrr
@feepentertainment67523 жыл бұрын
It'll gain weight from eating so much and then it'll have no stamina to fight back.
@andipet35233 жыл бұрын
logic 100
@alexplaysminc.-.59223 жыл бұрын
Lmao that was my reaction be like- *THEY EXPLICITLY SAID THAT KEEPING DOORS CLOSED STOPS THE FIRE FROM SPREADING-*
My dad, who’s been a firefighter for 32 years, is having the time of his life watching this
@kagemushashien83944 жыл бұрын
He must be laughing his head off
@ianofarrell78294 жыл бұрын
My husband and myself have a couple years of volunteer firefighting experence and we can't stop laughing.
@FargonNemeloc4 жыл бұрын
@@ianofarrell7829 learning the ropes of the job... On the job? 🤭
@plopo75184 жыл бұрын
Damn
@Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer4 жыл бұрын
How did I misread this as “my dad has been in the refrigerator for 32 years”
@dkjcb39932 жыл бұрын
Wade referring to their teammates from the other unit as "Enemy Truck" is sending me 🤣.
@ZZZREEET5 ай бұрын
Turns out they showed back up for work, and the next house fire, the trucks were spraying out red-tinged water..
@jonathanworman40944 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Fire Departments originally were run by insurance companies, and if you weren't insured by them, they wouldn't put out your home.
@SuperE-ob7po4 жыл бұрын
Oh
@nandee1fuery4 жыл бұрын
And they had bucket brigades, so the odds of not losing your house anyway were pretty slim.
@doublekil6694 жыл бұрын
just light the insurance companies on fire
@kaylavcsteward__4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like America...
@Smileys_OutOfLuck4 жыл бұрын
Whoops, my house is on fire and I don’t have insurance! Guess I’ll die.
@rike17754 жыл бұрын
Wade's "I like blood" was timed so perfectly to Mark's insane skit
@cathemeraltheenby68404 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who loves wade's timing Wade: Is that a hospital? That's good to know... ...we'll be sending someone to you, later. *Bob nearly crashes into a car* Wade: Or sooner.
@nonexistent42704 жыл бұрын
he is so underrated. he has amazing jokes and i love it when lixian captions them to point them out
@shadowbirdcat75004 жыл бұрын
@@nonexistent4270 agree
@tigermasterG4 жыл бұрын
ace pride! mofos!
@Gabbyy_Gabriella4 жыл бұрын
@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! ...
@tabandoned33574 жыл бұрын
timestamp: 14:33
@petermalloy24363 жыл бұрын
wade really said that fire is a social construct in the beginning lmaoo
@Hocolro_Official4 жыл бұрын
I love how wade and Bob are talking about explosive hot dogs while mark was doing a horror cutscene
@loriroy43063 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my butt off because of that
@stupidmangoz2 жыл бұрын
Ok but what is he holding? A shovel?
@minnie21434 Жыл бұрын
@@stupidmangoz Its his Tactical Shovel😎😎
@billymain77354 жыл бұрын
"No one's getting out of the way, they're just slowing down." "I honked, why didn't they move out of the way?" As a former EMT. I can tell you this is entirely accurate to real life no one gives a dang about your lights and sirens they will not move out of the way
@melissamendez74164 жыл бұрын
And the fact that mark was in the next yard over is also accurate. Maybe not at a fire but on medical calls .... and at the hospital
@ilovebeansOO4 жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS pull over. But I really love when I do and people pass me. Maybe when they’re on their way in the ambulance it’s really gonna suck when people don’t pull over.
@melissamendez74164 жыл бұрын
I honestly related when they said they couldn't go past 65 🤣🤣 that's pretty accurate as well. Especially when responding out in the county when the speed limit 75 and you have an old truck that won't go past 65.
@evangailey83144 жыл бұрын
That might explain the "former" 🤫
@namelesspersonnel51304 жыл бұрын
@@evangailey8314 Or maybe cause he served his whole life saving people like your grandma who had a heart attack and had to save some time for himself?
@ElleDragonXx4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I need a drink real quick” Also Mark: creepily drags a shovel along the ground with a creepy visual
@muffinmaan74444 жыл бұрын
Yea, what's up with that?
@cablefellow53154 жыл бұрын
You even know what you missed or where looking at? There was more to that image.
@ryleemacdonald8634 жыл бұрын
I cried when I saw the Unus Annus gift in the background ngl
@ElleDragonXx4 жыл бұрын
@@cablefellow5315 I know there was. Lol
@destinysmith51844 жыл бұрын
@@cablefellow5315 the unus annus box
@joeseiden42993 жыл бұрын
Bob when he takes control of the other truck's ladder: "I see no God up here, other than me!"
@DeadGuyOnTheBus4 жыл бұрын
"Closed door will keep the fire from spreading" Markiplier: "This won't stop me because I don't know how to read!"
@Maverick520934 жыл бұрын
I felt THE SAME WAY when I saw that XD
@bombdotcom36524 жыл бұрын
*Ukulele noises* I jus wanna lurn how tu reed :O
@ieuan._.ch4n9454 жыл бұрын
Literally reads it
@snowflake85154 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious on stream cause everyone in chat was just straight up yelling at him 😂
@zeptilebirdyv24 жыл бұрын
@@bombdotcom3652 unus annus?
@Eliza.the.Smithy4 жыл бұрын
Mark: smashing the windows for no reason Wade: Imma close the fridge
@tweenytwinkies3 жыл бұрын
Nothing is worse than losing food
@OingOingBrah2 жыл бұрын
@@tweenytwinkies can't let that mint chocolate chip go to waste
@boredom1202 жыл бұрын
I love Wade closing the fridge 🥰 so nice of him. My fridge door gets lopsided every once in a while and you have to lift and close at the same time or it stays cracked. The useless old device already doesn't hardly keep anything because it's not cold enough so the door crack only makes it worse. Never rent from cheap slum lords, they take your money and don't care about anything that's broken, worn out, rusted, floor falling through, green - white - and black mold, pipes don't drain, leaky roof and windows, ant infestation, and whatever else this death trap of a trailer has enstore. Homeless looks appealing 💕
@acetheoriginal2005 Жыл бұрын
This is very random but I don't care my name is Emerson too😁
@vibemaster18904 жыл бұрын
"He's a fire denier" i gotta edit my high school quote real quick
@deadlierchip2974 жыл бұрын
Lol
@novabova074 жыл бұрын
68th like... My soul is crushed
@fury68034 жыл бұрын
No, he's THE fire denier 🔥
@madelinedavid87424 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to be in a house fire and be rescued by a strapping fireman like Mark.
@LightCats6584 жыл бұрын
@@madelinedavid8742 literally got copied from a comment by a guy named “Wutaii1 Nostalgia”, but ok
@vancesummers4222 жыл бұрын
Iconic quotes from this video: "How are you going to build up an immunity to fire if you don't expose yourself to fire??" "I think what is causing the fire is still causing the fire." "I'm gonna break open the windows so there's more air to put it out!!!" *to the unconscious man he is holding* "You seeing this Randy??" "Well, I mean, did they deserve it? This was clearly insurance fraud." "I was really good at chemistry class, trust me, I know what I'm talking about." "I don't even know what a brief is. What is it, underwear??" "Sorry, it wasn't that funny. It just hit different, yknow?" "Ma'am, I'm not a monster. I'm Jeff Bezos."
@Jellybeanthecat743 Жыл бұрын
“You want to sneak up on the fire.”
@kaabee3979 Жыл бұрын
“Comes with a real frenchman”
@LOLrandom666 Жыл бұрын
"I'm spraying a grease fire with some spit from my mouth as far as I can tell. Not exactly working out."
@kyleguajardo Жыл бұрын
"I dunno, maybe it was the fire that stabbed him with an axe."
@L0st_in_The_V01D10 ай бұрын
"Dude that's so sexual, somehow your sexual energy is permeating."
@matthewhunter24434 жыл бұрын
Fire department: why did you axe that man several times? Mark: I was just helping him build an immunity to axes
@missy23753 жыл бұрын
28 STAB WOUNDS
@anotheravatarlover52073 жыл бұрын
That is a great defence for anyone who ends up in court for wielding a weapon
@whatis42953 жыл бұрын
@@anotheravatarlover5207 Ah yes, you would be the perfect lawyer I would need. 😛
@whatis42953 жыл бұрын
I honestly want to see what happens when Mark and Co are firefighting lawyers
@mikmoxie4 жыл бұрын
“We’re Unit 1 so that probably means we are the best.” Meanwhile they try to sabotage the other fire team, murder the victim and spread the grease fire.
@bethmitchell98174 жыл бұрын
I wanna like but, the likes are at 69 :((
@totallyoriginalusername17914 жыл бұрын
@@bethmitchell9817 you can now
@DragonGunzDorian4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how bad unit 2 was that they were still somehow worse.
@rouletteoflove4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally disliked your comment trying to like it woop
@mikmoxie4 жыл бұрын
@@rouletteoflove no worries ☺️🤗🧡
@caseybeyerbach67634 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Your the boss Bob that's why your driving" little does Mark know he's sitting the in crew chief's spot so really its him in charge of the crew.
“HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.” Five seconds later “HE JUST JUMPED BACK IN THE WINDOW!!!?” I’m still dying laughing over this. NPC jumping back in to the fire.
@jameswent485 ай бұрын
Thanks Captain Obvious.
@ZZZREEET5 ай бұрын
He took one look at Mark, and thought: “On second thought, think I am better off in here…”
@HugeESmalls4 жыл бұрын
If only [REDACTED] was still around, then Mark and Eef could test their limits by exposing themselves to pure, raw, unadulterated flames
@justsomeguy1444 жыл бұрын
You can see Mark's flowers in the background a little bit before the explosive hotdogs
@jade19224 жыл бұрын
Momento mori ;)
@Seft2_4 жыл бұрын
Eef
@HugeESmalls4 жыл бұрын
@@Seft2_ EEF!
@malice694204 жыл бұрын
@@HugeESmalls EEF
@TheFearx11233 жыл бұрын
As I’ve grown up I’ve grown to love calm mark over red hair screaming at everyone mark
@mrsatvrn38943 жыл бұрын
@Nick Hougestol compared to old mark? yes
@itz_grass58903 жыл бұрын
I totally agree
@aidenreiff22273 жыл бұрын
It's like he matured with his fanbase
@theysaidimasian97663 жыл бұрын
@Nick Hougestol i dont think youve seen marks older videos
@kotabee36303 жыл бұрын
@@aidenreiff2227 exactly! Four years ago I loved being loud but now? Calm is the bees knees
@NostalgiaMan4 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to be in a house fire and be rescued by a strapping fireman like Mark.
@raven8sma4 жыл бұрын
Where's his stripper pole when he neeeeds it?
@NostalgiaMan4 жыл бұрын
@@raven8sma lol
@ninyan_49654 жыл бұрын
*I always wanted to be A house fire and have....
@alejandroe.52264 жыл бұрын
is u everywhere?
@Adharc00774 жыл бұрын
@@alejandroe.5226 yea, I been seeing him everywhere
@colinfidler51892 жыл бұрын
They need an animated version of this. It would be perfect.
@jacobb-c79463 жыл бұрын
imagine your house is on fire, the fire department show up and go in to save you, look at you and go "this is insurance fraud" and just leaves you
@Ms.Anonymous3 жыл бұрын
If it really was insurance fraud I think that's fair play
@andreaurquhart35303 жыл бұрын
A woman tried committing insurance fraud on my friend by deliberately backing up into her car to make it look like a rear-end. My friend had a dashcam though, so the lady did not succeed.
@mariarequejo24092 жыл бұрын
Then start hitting you with an axe and water
@fedcab4360 Жыл бұрын
@@andreaurquhart3530 did her car catch on fire???
@LegendaryTy6 Жыл бұрын
@@fedcab4360lmaoooo facts their comment just felt out of place lol 😂
@Dan_Maverick4 жыл бұрын
"How are you gonna build an immunity to fire, if you don't expose yourself to fire?" - Masochist Confirmed, Markiplier 2020
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes95714 жыл бұрын
i wanna swear but if my grandparents hear me they're goijg to bring out the shotgun and shoot me with it pls help
@tammyt34344 жыл бұрын
He's not a masochist, he just wants to see how much raging inferno his body can take.
@HintsofVanillla4 жыл бұрын
He just wants to see how much his body can take 🙄
@poisoncherub31634 жыл бұрын
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Take the shot and see if your body can handle it
@monochromatic96014 жыл бұрын
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Let them shoot you. I mean how else are you gonna build immunities?
@nadiahudson73314 жыл бұрын
Bob: I see a gurney we’re gonna kill people.” Mark: “we’re not gonna kill peop-“ Bob: “ *we’re definitely gonna kill people.* “
@observingeye95794 жыл бұрын
Also mark: *_Brutally stabs someone with an axe, puts them in a fire_*
@max-yasgur4 жыл бұрын
That's a HOT start to the video
@tealablu37594 жыл бұрын
Bob is so wise
@jameswent485 ай бұрын
Thanks Captain Obvious.
@youfromthepast35133 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the four friends. Muyskerm, BUMBUM, LordMinion777, and Bill
@shady_the_one Жыл бұрын
BILL
@primusuckz3 жыл бұрын
police: mark why'd you shoot a man mark: to help him get bullet immunity
@tigerlily28163 жыл бұрын
Police man: WHY’D YOU DO IT!?! Me: WELL you see sir, it all started when I watched this one video, and I thought it would give him knifing immunity
@bethhawk13992 жыл бұрын
This is Warfstache logic in a nutshell.
@randomperson55122 жыл бұрын
*It was an accident I swear*
@rthorofthehillppl2 жыл бұрын
Bc it's only ok for cops to shoot innocent people
@grimsladeleviathan39582 жыл бұрын
Police: Detective, we found a firefighter with an axe planted in his head Detective: Must've been the fire, no doubt about it
@MinnaBudomo4 жыл бұрын
“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fire house?” - Markiplier, 2020
@genarogonzalez61534 жыл бұрын
Mark is a genius
@skyslicer19794 жыл бұрын
i heard him say that as soon as i read this comment lol
@ludiox62714 жыл бұрын
big brain JK lol XD
@ludiox62714 жыл бұрын
@Syabill Ammar true but markiplier said dat
@Red-Tempest4 жыл бұрын
Thick juicy pulsating brain
@Namanaria4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Just throw them some blood bags!” Wade: *throws the most rare and least accepted blood type possible*
@skreeran4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was about to comment about that lmao
@ryanv12794 жыл бұрын
I have ab+ :/ nice to get some recognition i guess
@Smileys_OutOfLuck4 жыл бұрын
Anyone here -O blood type?
@Smileys_OutOfLuck4 жыл бұрын
(other than me)
@envytee96594 жыл бұрын
@@ryanv1279 What they didn't mention is that AB+ is the universal receiver. You can get blood from anyone who's a homo sapien. That's a great thing.
@BriJBabe12343 жыл бұрын
Okay but the zoom out “objective complete” from the tutorial where the garage is still on fire, is the perfect metaphor for this pandemic
@esbjornisshort4764 жыл бұрын
fire: *shows no sign of stopping* mark: y'all there's a dino in heere
@tigerlily28163 жыл бұрын
“It’S sO cUtE!” XD
@livvycoleman78243 жыл бұрын
That’s just mark for ya 😂
@coltonthomson27853 жыл бұрын
The annus bouquet is in the background when he grabs his tactical shovel
@emma_nutella584 жыл бұрын
“You wanna sneak up on the fire” Ah yes big brain time
@ilicktoeslol4 жыл бұрын
holy shit you've been a member for a long time
@ka1s0n84 жыл бұрын
Ok anime fan.
@kitshiro25904 жыл бұрын
Love the profile picture
@rancid10244 жыл бұрын
1000 IQ
@aidenchastain38154 жыл бұрын
@@rancid1024 2 years
@Freyjinn4 жыл бұрын
NOT HOT DOG RANDY
@justaguy79054 жыл бұрын
ANYTHING BUT RANDY!
@johnny08214 жыл бұрын
THE HUMANITY
@birdytay82314 жыл бұрын
Omg I love your animations hiiii
@technoraver994 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@johnny08214 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 why the fuck did you type this on a markiplier video
@isaaccboyd88872 жыл бұрын
24:38 Mark: "Randy you seeing this" that absolutely killed me
@mammothachoo4 жыл бұрын
House is on fire: panik Firemen arrive: kalm Markiplier steps out: panik
@macytackett70284 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Shudnawz4 жыл бұрын
Random piece of information: panic is actually spelled "panik" in Swedish.
@kagemushashien83944 жыл бұрын
"RUN ITS MARK" everyone said
@hiffahyphae67074 жыл бұрын
@@Shudnawz oooo memes are Swedish confirmed
@ssstella.a4 жыл бұрын
@@Shudnawz I know why 𝗖𝘂𝘇 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄
@Queenmurphy4 жыл бұрын
12:19 "Bob and Wade trying hard to put down the fire" Mark: *Guys there's a dinosaur in the bathtub* ..
@darkworrior12594 жыл бұрын
Mark: picks up shovel Me: visible confusion for it not being a TACTICAL SHOVEL
@mx_ruk4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why it was a different shovel, too... Then I saw "CLOAK" across the handle.
@hazelolive78954 жыл бұрын
Same
@undoneonion902 жыл бұрын
I wanna see an animation for this, with Mark, Wade and Bob dressed as firemen and just talking casually while everyone else burns to death.
@big__duck67274 жыл бұрын
"It's a grease fire use Co2 not water" All of them: "why isn't it going out? I'm using water?"
@harveyannison83014 жыл бұрын
Loving the liza koshy pfp
@millan62294 жыл бұрын
Cobalt Gas? Sorry, just a chemistry nerd thing I know you mean Carbon Dioxide but when I read it I immediately read cobalt gas
@RyfusFox4 жыл бұрын
In my mind I'm like "Use Dry Chem or the K fire extinguisher"
@DonMomotaro4 жыл бұрын
@@millan6229 that's great bud
@Wintersage_Ice4 жыл бұрын
My first thought was using a crap ton of baking soda to choke the fire
@saemoursaeless62424 жыл бұрын
"is this in California?" "umm yeaa? obviously?? we're fighting fires where else would it be?"
@ThunderingSkies-w8h4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, everyone knows firefighters are only in California.
@fantasticdonut9884 жыл бұрын
Oof. Those California fires are everywhere
@narc_potato78514 жыл бұрын
Australia
@TheIceObsidian4 жыл бұрын
This can't be California, There's no forest fires
@connerbidlack64014 жыл бұрын
@@ThunderingSkies-w8h are you stupid, or....
@mr.turtle68383 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is basically Barbie at this point cause he's tried every kind of job in simulator form out there
@lenabeans3 жыл бұрын
Barbiplier
@phoenixhive3 жыл бұрын
(To the tune of Barbie theme) M-A-R-K-I-E
@natalieancion68763 жыл бұрын
The powerwash simulator is my fav lol
@panicathogwarts3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the future, he's tried even more simulators 😂 it is now officially an addiction
@Maya-bp9ls3 жыл бұрын
no he's johnny sins
@TJtheINsomNiac3 жыл бұрын
My favorite KZbin times are when Mark, Bob, and Wade all play together
@x.12gacha323 жыл бұрын
Same.
@jessieiscool02182 жыл бұрын
Agree
@hillarycourchaine6829 Жыл бұрын
Same, they're the three stooges of KZbin. 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣
@PirateKingLuffy19784 жыл бұрын
“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fires house?” -Mark 2020
@GiovanniXO4 жыл бұрын
Danganronpa
@ThirdDimensionalBeing4 жыл бұрын
wat
@AGO3394 жыл бұрын
most accurate top take in california at leastt
@mars43694 жыл бұрын
Lol
@microvos10324 жыл бұрын
20:38 what he doing
@cameron94624 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna break the windows so that there is more air to put it out" he said, proud of his incredible idea
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
It does help vent heat though, so its not a completely catastrophic idea, but it one that has to be carefully managed... But these guys are definitely not careful so...
@edgaralonso80884 жыл бұрын
@@weldonwin fire is a confusing thing to control but yeah having a basic knowledge of fire helps
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
@@edgaralonso8088 I admit, most of what I think I know about fire comes from the movie Backdraft
@Mabra514 жыл бұрын
It is a well known fact that air is fire's number one weakness.
@enneth32484 жыл бұрын
@@Mabra51 what about wAter?!
@lillianbusch17104 жыл бұрын
I knew we were in trouble when: “That siren’s real loud, let’s turn it off.”
@BigGrabowski4 жыл бұрын
"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."
@Nightfall-bm1iq4 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right as they said it
@technoraver994 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@michaelklaus4 жыл бұрын
@@technoraver99 great post*; let's hope you never wore any clothes that were less than 100% on any kind of material and never considered eating seafood. *I think I meant large... large as is "not reading that wall of text"; I'd rather go to church to have someone tell me how to interpret what I already read in the bible
@shadowroamer4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelklaus Just flag 'em as spam and be done with it, it's just a bot anyway
@SteampunkHorse3 жыл бұрын
Bob's firetruck driving reminds me of that one Tumblr post where OP was on meds that made them spacey and they were driving and their friend yelled "to the left!" to help them avoid a pothole and they just chanted "take it back now y'all" and hit the pothole straight on
@orchestratedeath86694 жыл бұрын
Markiplier IRL if he was a fighter be like: *literally walks into the fire and stands there* "I'm not a masochist i just want to test my body's limits"
@a3sthetic_ali3n484 жыл бұрын
I'm deadd
@rozven89284 жыл бұрын
And Ethan would stay in a pool somewhere watching him
@nicocazin71264 жыл бұрын
@@rozven8928 the g o n g o z l e r
@whiffler12134 жыл бұрын
He d piss in the fire
@diceandcards82724 жыл бұрын
He's still peaking in high school
@cassadisangrey61784 жыл бұрын
As an EMT who has taken firefighting courses this is one of the best thing I've ever seen
@tylercady39853 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Including the fact that he asks the unconscious patient if he's ok. Which isn't entirely incorrect. May not have been right for the situation, but also still technically correct procedure in general.
@jwdt78283 жыл бұрын
As an emt, you must’ve liked when they said “throw universal blood at everyone we hit” “yea we’ll throw AB+ (one of the leaste universal types)”
@PokeMageTech2 жыл бұрын
@@jwdt7828 No, that’s universal! …recipient.
@jwdt78282 жыл бұрын
@@PokeMageTech AB positive blood type is known as the “universal recipient” because AB positive patients can receive red blood cells from all blood types. Whereas O- is completely universal
@Anonymous-732 жыл бұрын
Everyone is ignoring when Mark and Wade tried to kill a survivor for supposedly committing Insurance Fraud
@Mary-ts3yl4 жыл бұрын
I might show this to my dad who's a firefighter and see if he thinks they did good lol
@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit92364 жыл бұрын
@I Am KevinBB Bot.
@marmotadesigual4 жыл бұрын
Is he a fire denier?
@user-uu7bj8wq4q4 жыл бұрын
Do it
@madisonbriggs36354 жыл бұрын
please...please do
@AmazingMilkman.4 жыл бұрын
Let us know
@angrypomeraniantrainer6183 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up to a bunch of firefighters surrounding you laughing at you
@jazattackk4 жыл бұрын
“This fire is *hot* ..it’s a warm one.” *hot fire*
@BEESKIT8004 жыл бұрын
Not to be confused with cool fire
@anthonysimpson014 жыл бұрын
wet fire
@cloudcartoons2244 жыл бұрын
Supa hot fire
@CrimsonCreationAGM4 жыл бұрын
“We sit down to eat, and the fire is a bit hot... so i only put a little bit on my face and i blow...... It doesn’t go out and im fucking dead
@ValcronGaming4 жыл бұрын
AUGH HA-HAH! That’s hot! That’s hot!
@jacobramirez13664 жыл бұрын
The secret to Markiplier's success: "We stupid, you smart."
@mordecuckoo94154 жыл бұрын
_"Me big brain, You Smol Brain"_
@Daddy-ue1du4 жыл бұрын
This is big brain time.
@tealowl4 жыл бұрын
You right
@ack4344 жыл бұрын
"I am great, I am great, I am great"
@nathanielothers92204 жыл бұрын
Y O U R I G H T
@clonetrooper04263 жыл бұрын
Both my parents were fire-fighters and I can confirm, fire is NOT real.
@swagmeister30003 жыл бұрын
ur parents punching the air rn
@clonetrooper04262 жыл бұрын
@Brandon Mathewson Thank you for the promotion to weed
@TDGCmote2 жыл бұрын
@@clonetrooper0426 fubny plant haha blaze it
@ashikjaman19402 жыл бұрын
Well of course fire isn't real, your parents killed all of it
@ubblebungus2 жыл бұрын
well yeah they fought it all
@tuneelz66972 жыл бұрын
29:00 I love wade just walking in witnessing mark stabbing the person on the ground with an axe😂
@Ben-yz7sx9 ай бұрын
SIR! SIR! SIR!
@wh1plash74 жыл бұрын
"This fire is hot, is very warm, its a high temperature fire" Yhea wade thats how fire works
@ronyrubinov74494 жыл бұрын
Yea wade that’s how *fireworks* (sorry)
@stayhomewearamask33184 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Messina yes
@kateokeeffe61114 жыл бұрын
I love how like most of the comments aren’t addressing THE CLOAK BRAND SHOVEL
@mwebb84344 жыл бұрын
Holy shit no way they cloak Brand shovels? If they can fit up my ass they are good with me
@AGrayPhantom4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's not as good as my tactical shovel.
@guy_onfire4 жыл бұрын
@@mwebb8434 *oh*
@kateokeeffe61114 жыл бұрын
@@mwebb8434 are you ok?
@bquncy5504 жыл бұрын
Darkiplier’s at it again?? 🤷🥲
@jackson-wm5jp4 жыл бұрын
Wade: "So I assume we're putting it out this time, right?" Mark: "ʷᵉˡˡ, ᶦ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉ" Edit: Timestamp is 32:28
@josuedominguez-delatorre7354 жыл бұрын
lol
@ubermorph76614 жыл бұрын
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@ubermorph76614 жыл бұрын
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@ubermorph76614 жыл бұрын
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@ubermorph76614 жыл бұрын
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@bumblebeerror90193 жыл бұрын
“For-profit Fire Fighters” guys you’re describing the Mafia.
@KingdomCome2574 жыл бұрын
I love how the shovel isn't talked about or commented on XD The Fire Conspiracy bit gave me a hearty laugh as well
@seveneighths12784 жыл бұрын
The whole “fire denier” joke is just the plot of Fahrenheit 451 with less book burning.
@badbeardbill99564 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ChayChay05104 жыл бұрын
It's also the plot of America 2020
@i60204 жыл бұрын
It’s also the plot of fire force season 2
@x0lizzystar0x4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had this book pop into my head while watching the video 😂
@marissaok71604 жыл бұрын
are like all of our schools just reading that book rn-
@PalpatineGaming4 жыл бұрын
Mark: grabs a shovel Me: wtf? Mark: shows handle of the shovel Me: holy shit, cloak brand shovel
@jordanprichard7764 жыл бұрын
I WANT 20 OF THEM!! lmao
@GhostofFarta4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier has found: The Market Gardener
@dolopdieren4 жыл бұрын
A cloak brand TACTICAL shovel!
@georgebarnes70234 жыл бұрын
joji spoon vibes
@michaelb.30063 жыл бұрын
I like how wade was like “why isn’t the medic getting the body” at the beginning when fire fighters are given medical training for the transport and revival of body’s.
@InternationalAwesomeFoundation4 жыл бұрын
"Fire spreads; A closed door prevents fire from spreading" Mark: opens door, is surprised when there's a fire behind it, and leaves the door wide open.
@scoot-scoot513414 жыл бұрын
Bob and Wade: Fighting a fire Mark: flirting with a woman just so he can use her trampoline.
@AnaChristinaMSCosta4 жыл бұрын
Just another regular day in The Sims
@Jenna-qp1bf3 жыл бұрын
"its called fire I M M U N I T Y" **flash back to when Mark told the story of when he dumped literally boiling oil onto his hands**
@tigerlily28163 жыл бұрын
He just wants to see if his body can take it. He’s not a masochist
@artisticrylie73013 жыл бұрын
@@tigerlily2816 Yeah, in no way, shape, or form is he a masochist.😁
@minnie214343 жыл бұрын
Wait, which video did he talk about dumping hot oil on his hands?
@Jenna-qp1bf3 жыл бұрын
@@minnie21434 He has told the story multiple times, but the only time I can think of at the top of my head right now is in the video titled “Pain”
@minnie214343 жыл бұрын
@@Jenna-qp1bf Thx for telling me👍🏻
@theringbearer86792 жыл бұрын
Mark did a spot on Yancy voice and made me tear up a little bit. 21:44
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын
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@Heating564 жыл бұрын
Game: “A closed door will help stop the spread of a fire.” Mark: *Makes a point of opening the door and then leaving the door open to run*
@matthewostry93394 жыл бұрын
Mark: We’re not gonna kill anyone. Bob: WE ARE 100% GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
@missing_chara4 жыл бұрын
No
@evanarnold43794 жыл бұрын
opposite way round
@coreytrevorson56284 жыл бұрын
yes that is what had occurred
@Dhark0rion4 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has seen any videos of these three working together: "Yeah, seems legit."
@scottwpilgrim4 жыл бұрын
Wade: We just killed someone while we talked about killing someone.
@braindeadman18293 жыл бұрын
27:30 I imagine firefighters showing up and the family feeling happy, then they just start messing around and helping the fire while one is chopping apart people in their house and spraying him with a fire hose while making fun of the homeowners and accusing them of crimes before placing them in the fire.
@TDGCmote2 жыл бұрын
Farenheit 451 lol
@DeadRedAndInBed3 жыл бұрын
This guy really just hit us with a cloak shovel
@samuelthompson83794 жыл бұрын
Bob: "Only one accident so far" Immediately proceeds to crash: "Got It."
@JapanSpitz4 жыл бұрын
A lot of likes but no comments Bruh moment
@AdvayBasavaraju4 жыл бұрын
Game: Doors prevent the fire from spreading Mark: Immediatly opens all the doors
@meghanr.46014 жыл бұрын
Game: Electrical fire Bob and wade: GET THE HOSE TURN THE WATER ON Mark: I got a hand extinguishers guys…it’s an electrical fire
@izzy78674 жыл бұрын
i literally just took a screenshot of ur pfp the other day
@AdvayBasavaraju4 жыл бұрын
@@izzy7867 I feel concerned
@sqeekeezthehamster11164 жыл бұрын
Bob: "I'm smelling success!" No I think that's just you on fire.
@powerchord16574 жыл бұрын
@@user-ii9wd3dj3q dude can you just stop, no one cares about you
@spartanking29724 жыл бұрын
What happened here he deleted it
@mariafe70504 жыл бұрын
@@spartanking2972 He was probably begging for hate comments on his video
@powerchord16574 жыл бұрын
@@spartanking2972 he was begging for hate comments
@DamianPriestFan20232 жыл бұрын
34:13 hearing them talk about dads, knowing that Bob's gonna be a dad soon🥹💜
@ocean_girl0101 Жыл бұрын
Bob has signed the contract
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын
?
@insidious6543 жыл бұрын
40:00 Mark’s joking that the ladder is sexual Bob immediately after: Can I put it in? Mark help me extend it. Wade, wanna go for a ride?
@Beekehcrit4 жыл бұрын
mark, bob, and wade: *takes dangerous risks while driving where most ends in accidents* also them: how come other firefighter units gets better equipment then us?
@unprankable6664 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: tutorial Subtitles: tuhturiel Even Lixian agrees that Mark pronounces it weird.
@nuggetboi28862 жыл бұрын
His native language ain’t even English and he knows.
@SirSaizo2 жыл бұрын
Bob: “I’m just carrying around a nozzle with no hose” Me: “It’s wireless”