Firefighting Simulator

Firefighting Simulator! The game where you get you be a firefighter with people's lives in your hands... it goes about as well as you'd imagine.
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[@yep2005]

Markiplier: *enters house on fire because he's a fire fighter* Markiplier: AH FIRE!!

[@kagemushashien8394]

Ironicly

[@dopesponge8430]

Ofc lol it’s fire

[@brendenstyre4784]

continues to open door when door says opening door will spread fire lmao

[@renzofranco2210]

⁶⁶⁶ likes ahhhh

[@judestarbabypup]

I interpreted this like Mark was on fire on account of he's a fighter of the fire element 🔥😄

[@JonahMcD]

House: (is burning to the ground, most likely trapping them all inside) Mark, Bob and Wade inside the house: HaHa It LoOkS LiKe hE wEt ThE bEd

[@robloxboi3108]

LOL

[@totallyn0tsus899]

Don't forget about Bill xD

[@erika-rs3ns]

timestamp?

[@Ms.Anonymous]

@@totallyn0tsus899 Being ordered to do nothing and just having to watch helplessly while the house burns around him

[@stormbringer126]

It's fine. It's why they broke all those windows

[@clonetrooper0426]

Both my parents were fire-fighters and I can confirm, fire is NOT real.

[@swagmeister3000]

ur parents punching the air rn

[@clonetrooper0426]

@Brandon Mathewson Thank you for the promotion to weed

[@gavinclark6891]

@@clonetrooper0426 fubny plant haha blaze it

[@ashikjaman1940]

Well of course fire isn't real, your parents killed all of it

[@ubblebungus2875]

well yeah they fought it all

[@warriorwolvez]

Wade: “As soon as you have a kid you basically sign a contract saying I hereby declare I’m lame AF” Bob: supports him Bob: *has a kid*

[@arrowlilly5309]

Bob has a kid? Well shit

[@shady_the_one]

He does now

[@reydragonclaw1128]

@@arrowlilly5309 His name is James! There's an episode on Distractible about it. I think it's called "Bob's Baby."

[@StellaMarisma]

Pretty dumb thing to say, so all of Wade's favorite celebrities/comedians/authors/etc who have kids are lame? That's a really shallow way of thinking.

[@mrifat13]

@@StellaMarisma It's roleplay speaking. If u do it someday, u'll understand that we'll only speak whatever comes out, then forget all abt it

[@Gundyr.]

Bob is fucking hilarious “We wanna sneak up on the fire, we don’t want it to be prepared”

[@landonr5120]

Bob’s my favorite in the trio

[@its_doovey]

@@landonr5120 same, but for me it depends on the video. In Uno, it’s Wade because of that horrible monster called Barbara ;)

[@The_RocketBee]

I had a friend who would say the same thing when they told us to be quiet during fire drills at school, like "we need to be quiet so the fire won't find us"

[@Maseruxer]

The fire isn't stupid it hears a flambulence

[@funkiebutch9690]

Bob and his intelligence

[@jonathanworman4094]

Fun Fact: Fire Departments originally were run by insurance companies, and if you weren't insured by them, they wouldn't put out your home.

[@SuperE-ob7po]

Oh

[@nandee1fuery]

And they had bucket brigades, so the odds of not losing your house anyway were pretty slim.

[@doublekil669]

just light the insurance companies on fire

[@kaylavcsteward__]

Sounds like America...

[@Smileys_OutOfLuck]

Whoops, my house is on fire and I don’t have insurance! Guess I’ll die.

[@jacobb-c7946]

imagine your house is on fire, the fire department show up and go in to save you, look at you and go "this is insurance fraud" and just leaves you

[@Ms.Anonymous]

If it really was insurance fraud I think that's fair play

[@andreaurquhart3530]

A woman tried committing insurance fraud on my friend by deliberately backing up into her car to make it look like a rear-end. My friend had a dashcam though, so the lady did not succeed.

[@mariarequejo2409]

Then start hitting you with an axe and water

[@fedcab4360]

@@andreaurquhart3530 did her car catch on fire???

[@LegendaryTy6]

@@fedcab4360lmaoooo facts their comment just felt out of place lol 😂

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

imagine standing outside your house, watching it burn to the ground, and a fire truck careens around the corner and slams into your neighbor’s fence

[@electricheartpony]

I'd be thinking "at least they were rushing, just wish they took a bit more time..."

[@baynye]

My dad, who’s been a firefighter for 32 years, is having the time of his life watching this

[@kagemushashien8394]

He must be laughing his head off

[@ianofarrell7829]

My husband and myself have a couple years of volunteer firefighting experence and we can't stop laughing.

[@FargonNemeloc]

@@ianofarrell7829 learning the ropes of the job... On the job? 🤭

[@plopo7518]

Damn

[@Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer]

How did I misread this as “my dad has been in the refrigerator for 32 years”

[@jurayzscout9432]

Imagine you busy dealing with fire and your co-worker just "hey guys. I found the dinosaur in the bathtub. It's so cute"

[@DarkYuan]

This is like that episode of The Simpsons when they become volunteer firefighters

[@EQ_Power-Plus]

anime nerd

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

@@EQ_Power-Plus wtf

[@najimi41]

hi Hachiman

[@woteveruk1]

better yet imagine you're busy dealing with a fire and your coworker starts trying to get on a trampoline and hitting on a woman lol

[@rhyno39]

Wade: "I don't feel so good." Bob: "Oh, your body disappeared." Wade: "Oh, I'm back, what the hell?" Infinity war/Endgame in a nutshell

[@jazieh1986]

Seriously? No comments this is the best joke i have ever seen

[@spookIeyist]

this comment deserves more likes

[@kiritoshi0]

T-T TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Anonymous-73]

🤣

[@dbk8245]

@@jazieh1986 bro how is this the best joke you've ever seen

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Wade's Hotdog Randy improv was so good I actually thought that Randy's Hotdog was an actual hotdog chain in America

[@bluefireanimations3712]

I wouldn't be surprised if that is actually the name of some hotdog stand somewhere.

[@shady_the_one]

I thought it might be a regional chain in the east maybe. Yeah, I don't think it is

[@adora_was_taken]

@@shady_the_one of course it is, haven't you seen the ads? randy just opened a stand in montgomery

[@shady_the_one]

@@adora_was_taken unfortunately I live in a state that's very bass-ackwards, so we don't like anything apparently

[@adora_was_taken]

@@shady_the_one same here :/

[@mammothachoo]

House is on fire: panik Firemen arrive: kalm Markiplier steps out: panik

[@macytackett7028]

Lol

[@Shudnawz]

Random piece of information: panic is actually spelled "panik" in Swedish.

[@kagemushashien8394]

"RUN ITS MARK" everyone said

[@hiffahyphae6707]

@@Shudnawz oooo memes are Swedish confirmed

[@ssstella.a]

@@Shudnawz I know why 𝗖𝘂𝘇 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄

[@MinnaBudomo]

“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fire house?” - Markiplier, 2020

[@genarogonzalez6153]

Mark is a genius

[@skyslicer1979]

i heard him say that as soon as i read this comment lol

[@ludiox6271]

big brain JK lol XD

[@ludiox6271]

@Syabill Ammar true but markiplier said dat

[@Red-Tempest]

Thick juicy pulsating brain

[@vancesummers422]

Iconic quotes from this video: "How are you going to build up an immunity to fire if you don't expose yourself to fire??" "I think what is causing the fire is still causing the fire." "I'm gonna break open the windows so there's more air to put it out!!!" *to the unconscious man he is holding* "You seeing this Randy??" "Well, I mean, did they deserve it? This was clearly insurance fraud." "I was really good at chemistry class, trust me, I know what I'm talking about." "I don't even know what a brief is. What is it, underwear??" "Sorry, it wasn't that funny. It just hit different, yknow?" "Ma'am, I'm not a monster. I'm Jeff Bezos."

[@Jellybeanthecat743]

“You want to sneak up on the fire.”

[@kaabee3979]

“Comes with a real frenchman”

[@LOLrandom666]

"I'm spraying a grease fire with some spit from my mouth as far as I can tell. Not exactly working out."

[@kyleguajardo]

"I dunno, maybe it was the fire that stabbed him with an axe."

[@L0st_in_The_V01D]

"Dude that's so sexual, somehow your sexual energy is permeating."

[@petermalloy2436]

wade really said that fire is a social construct in the beginning lmaoo

[@Dan_Maverick]

"How are you gonna build an immunity to fire, if you don't expose yourself to fire?" - Masochist Confirmed, Markiplier 2020

[@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571]

i wanna swear but if my grandparents hear me they're goijg to bring out the shotgun and shoot me with it pls help

[@tammyt3434]

He's not a masochist, he just wants to see how much raging inferno his body can take.

[@HintsofVanillla]

He just wants to see how much his body can take 🙄

[@poisoncherub3163]

@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Take the shot and see if your body can handle it

[@monochromatic9601]

@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Let them shoot you. I mean how else are you gonna build immunities?

[@anica5578]

"A closed door will prevent the fire from spreading" Mark: "oH fIrE!" **leaves door open**

[@halberd-3291]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that. And then the fire immediately got worse when he did it. Lol.

[@ravenjames7614]

Well it's to let the gases out, but when the fire catches more air then it wants to chase it, but atleast it's less likely to cause an explosion.

[@palntgame308]

And then he ran through two more unclosed doors too don’t forget.

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.

[@cosmicosmosis7292]

@@jdwmyt u really do live up to your name

[@joeseiden4299]

Bob when he takes control of the other truck's ladder: "I see no God up here, other than me!"

[@dkjcb3993]

Wade referring to their teammates from the other unit as "Enemy Truck" is sending me 🤣.

[@jacobramirez1366]

The secret to Markiplier's success: "We stupid, you smart."

[@mordecuckoo9415]

_"Me big brain, You Smol Brain"_

[@Daddy-ue1du]

This is big brain time.

[@tealowl]

You right

[@ack434]

"I am great, I am great, I am great"

[@nathanielothers9220]

Y O U R I G H T

[@buckroberts4108]

When Mark says he calls dibs on survivors he sounds like he’s going to go in and eat the survivors

[@oniontheprotogen4245]

I like my survivors ✨crispy✨

[@carterstevenson6009]

Really? I like mine medium rare.

[@greyscale6807]

What do you think the fire is for? Gotta cook your food before you eat it

[@buckroberts4108]

Season lightly with burnt family photos

[@sammygecko_]

Dead by daylight

[@alphabee8171]

mark: imma break up all the windows so there's more air to put it out fire: this dude has no idea how much i love air

[@Jay-ch7fp]

“HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.” Five seconds later “HE JUST JUMPED BACK IN THE WINDOW!!!?” I’m still dying laughing over this. NPC jumping back in to the fire.

[@orchestratedeath8669]

Markiplier IRL if he was a fighter be like: *literally walks into the fire and stands there* "I'm not a masochist i just want to test my body's limits"

[@a3sthetic_ali3n48]

I'm deadd

[@rozven8928]

And Ethan would stay in a pool somewhere watching him

[@nicocazin7126]

@@rozven8928 the g o n g o z l e r

[@whiffler1213]

He d piss in the fire

[@diceandcards8272]

He's still peaking in high school

[@jayd2346]

Mark: "Is this what real firefighting is like?" Bob: "Unsuccessful?"

[@ArmaTomicx]

Mark Wakes people up with an axe lol 😂

[@forestmarch4152]

From my experience it was. Watched two fires and my mom had to pick up both families. First fire scarred me. Fire station was five minutes away, they were late, roof collapsed in, lady died before the fire started, her animals dyed too. It was bad.

[@mathewriffel503]

I'm a volunteer fireman. It's a slow. process. For volunteers they have to get to the station then respond that can take a lot of time.

[@kodakunaokami3790]

I mean, if you're on the West coast it's unsuccessful...

[@addictaedgurl3955]

0:44 if anyone need the timestamp :)

[@youfromthepast3513]

Ah yes, the four friends. Muyskerm, BUMBUM, LordMinion777, and Bill

[@shady_the_one]

BILL

[@bumblebeerror9019]

“For-profit Fire Fighters” guys you’re describing the Mafia.

[@nadiahudson7331]

Bob: I see a gurney we’re gonna kill people.” Mark: “we’re not gonna kill peop-“ Bob: “ *we’re definitely gonna kill people.* “

[@observingeye9579]

Also mark: *_Brutally stabs someone with an axe, puts them in a fire_*

[@max-yasgur]

That's a HOT start to the video

[@tealablu3759]

Bob is so wise

[@payton_bagel8317]

“I’m spraying a grease fire with the spit from my mouth” is such a good analogy for something futile. I’m gonna use this with random people and NOT explain it.

[@meowmep1366]

Reminded me of jiraya

[@largeboy5577]

I'm fighting a gender reveal party with 1 singular dihydrogen monoxide molecule

[@pendantperuke9440]

How about I’m fighting fire with oil

[@payton_bagel8317]

@@pendantperuke9440 Yeah, that would be more for making a problem worse though

[@bullhuss]

haha ANALogy

[@angrypomeraniantrainer618]

Imagine waking up to a bunch of firefighters surrounding you laughing at you

[@undoneonion90]

I wanna see an animation for this, with Mark, Wade and Bob dressed as firemen and just talking casually while everyone else burns to death.

[@sheevpalpatine4437]

I love how Lixian writes “tehturial” for the subtitles whenever Mark says tutorial

[@dawnnspiller1787]

I looked for someone to mention that lol

[@bellaball1293]

I love how literally all his friends including Lixian hate how he pronounces it and make fun of it

[@frostyvr9805]

In the name of the galactic senate you are under arrest

[@sheevpalpatine4437]

@@frostyvr9805 are you threatening me master jedi?

[@Fobia17]

You mean when he says "Tehtorial"

[@TJtheINsomNiac]

My favorite KZbin times are when Mark, Bob, and Wade all play together

[@x.12gacha32]

Same.

[@jessieiscool0218]

Agree

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Same, they're the three stooges of KZbin. 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣

[@colinfidler5189]

They need an animated version of this. It would be perfect.

[@mr.turtle6838]

Markiplier is basically Barbie at this point cause he's tried every kind of job in simulator form out there

[@lenabeans]

Barbiplier

[@phoenixhive]

(To the tune of Barbie theme) M-A-R-K-I-E

[@natalieancion6876]

The powerwash simulator is my fav lol

[@panicathogwarts]

Welcome to the future, he's tried even more simulators 😂 it is now officially an addiction

[@Maya-bp9ls]

no he's johnny sins

[@vibemaster1890]

"He's a fire denier" i gotta edit my high school quote real quick

[@deadlierchip2978]

Lol

[@novabova07]

68th like... My soul is crushed

[@fury6803]

No, he's THE fire denier 🔥

[@madelinedavid8742]

I always wanted to be in a house fire and be rescued by a strapping fireman like Mark.

[@LightCats658]

@@madelinedavid8742 literally got copied from a comment by a guy named “Wutaii1 Nostalgia”, but ok

[@michaelb.3006]

I like how wade was like “why isn’t the medic getting the body” at the beginning when fire fighters are given medical training for the transport and revival of body’s.

[@isaaccboyd8887]

24:38 Mark: "Randy you seeing this" that absolutely killed me

[@astrobella4620]

“I’m gonna break open the windows so there’s more air to put it out.” *inhales* Mark do you know how fire works

[@Moistpotatoman]

Frrrrrr

[@feepentertainment6752]

It'll gain weight from eating so much and then it'll have no stamina to fight back.

[@andipet3523]

logic 100

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

Lmao that was my reaction be like- *THEY EXPLICITLY SAID THAT KEEPING DOORS CLOSED STOPS THE FIRE FROM SPREADING-*

[@raitalkstoomuch]

it's the not properly ventilating for me

[@leasian99]

The most realistic part of this game, and I cannot stress this enough, is the cars not getting out the way

[@kexard]

I have no doubt in my mind that that is the case. I’ve witnessed it, and I’ve never even been a fireman.

[@nojustno1002]

@@ren6466 38:14

[@ren6466]

@@nojustno1002 thanksssssss

[@wolfofmercury7518]

I’ve watched a truck pull up in front of an ambulance (had it’s sirens on and everything) at an intersection and the ambulance had to go in a large circle around cars because of it. Like how much of a jackass does someone have to be?

[@ren6466]

@@wolfofmercury7518 lol it’s sad how many people are jackasses nowadays. People don’t care about anyone anymore.

[@DeadRedAndInBed]

This guy really just hit us with a cloak shovel

[@BriJBabe1234]

Okay but the zoom out “objective complete” from the tutorial where the garage is still on fire, is the perfect metaphor for this pandemic

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

I can't be the only one who loves wade's timing Wade: Is that a hospital? That's good to know... ...we'll be sending someone to you, later. *Bob nearly crashes into a car* Wade: Or sooner.

[@nonexistent4270]

he is so underrated. he has amazing jokes and i love it when lixian captions them to point them out

[@shadowbirdcat7500]

@@nonexistent4270 agree

[@tigermasterG]

ace pride! mofos!

[@lagabbybubbles9344]

@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! ...

[@tabandoned3357]

timestamp: 14:33

[@aponiaa]

"I feel like the cause of the fire is still causing the fire" lmao Wade is honestly underrated, he's a treasure

[@legatelanius9762]

420th like

[@babayxga9415]

fools gold

[@focalpoint._]

8/10 Really funny, but kind of a pain in the ass at times. Would watch again.

[@nicolem9930]

wade is so hilarious bruh 😭 he really is underrated

[@babayxga9415]

all in all hes actually amazing tho

[@tuneelz6697]

29:00 I love wade just walking in witnessing mark stabbing the person on the ground with an axe😂

[@Ben-yz7sx]

SIR! SIR! SIR!

[@SirSaizo]

Bob: “I’m just carrying around a nozzle with no hose” Me: “It’s wireless”

[@emma_nutella58]

“You wanna sneak up on the fire” Ah yes big brain time

[@ilicktoeslol]

holy shit you've been a member for a long time

[@ka1s0n8]

Ok anime fan.

[@kitshiro2590]

Love the profile picture

[@rancid1024]

1000 IQ

[@aidenchastain3815]

@@rancid1024 2 years

[@Mary-ts3yl]

I might show this to my dad who's a firefighter and see if he thinks they did good lol

[@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236]

@I Am KevinBB Bot.

[@marmotadesigual]

Is he a fire denier?

[@user-uu7bj8wq4q]

Do it

[@madisonbriggs3635]

please...please do

[@AmazingMilkman.]

Let us know

[@conflictbrooks]

Words Mark cannot pronounce correctly to save his life: "Tutorial" "Exactly" "Iron" "Horror"

[@Slipknot4769]

Don't forget "room"

[@aetheriox463]

trampampoline

[@Nxva-]

And Malibu.

[@slendertv3616]

Miss Independent

[@micoy6299]

Trypophobia

[@SteampunkHorse]

Bob's firetruck driving reminds me of that one Tumblr post where OP was on meds that made them spacey and they were driving and their friend yelled "to the left!" to help them avoid a pothole and they just chanted "take it back now y'all" and hit the pothole straight on

[@malikai3703]

Game: "Closed doors will prevent fires from spreading." Mark: *opens door & runs away*

[@muhammadsmith5792]

Why have that number?

[@RandomRakkoon]

@@muhammadsmith5792 y not

[@muhammadsmith5792]

@@RandomRakkoon it's the number of the evil being of this world. It's worse than having a swastika

[@remi5074]

@@muhammadsmith5792 what...?

[@tatuvarvemaa5314]

@@muhammadsmith5792 Religion is a personal question. The swastica was a symbol that stod for murder and vissious torture of millions of inocent people to have power. Its unarguably far worse than the number 666. The number 666 originated from a refrence to the Roman emperer Nero, translated from latin to the bible. Its current meaning has risen for sosial reasons and interperatation and isn’t (to my knowledge) a legitamate symbol in religion considered evil. The number 666 is incomperable to the svastica in terms of what it stands for and how its been used.

[@kaoniceli7096]

Bob: *driving and actually helping people* Mark: *Gets Cloak Brand shovel*

[@lowheadvarney158]

lol bob on those turns tho

[@therealcosplayqueen]

IKR 🤣

[@kaoniceli7096]

Bob be goin skrrt skrrt

[@therealcosplayqueen]

@@kaoniceli7096 lol

[@thegongoozler5108]

I know, I wasn't expecting it XD

[@clydetheenderman]

My father was a firefighter for around 22 years. He doesn't do it anymore but I'm still so proud of him. He was also there when 9/11 happened.

[@DamianPriestFan2023]

34:13 hearing them talk about dads, knowing that Bob's gonna be a dad soon🥹💜

[@ocean_girl0101]

Bob has signed the contract

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@lillianbusch1710]

I knew we were in trouble when: “That siren’s real loud, let’s turn it off.”

[@BigGrabowski]

"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."

[@Nightfall-bm1iq]

I read this comment right as they said it

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@michaelklaus]

@@technoraver99 great post*; let's hope you never wore any clothes that were less than 100% on any kind of material and never considered eating seafood. *I think I meant large... large as is "not reading that wall of text"; I'd rather go to church to have someone tell me how to interpret what I already read in the bible

[@shadowroamer]

@@michaelklaus Just flag 'em as spam and be done with it, it's just a bot anyway

[@PirateKingLuffy1978]

“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fires house?” -Mark 2020

[@GiovanniXO]

Danganronpa

[@ThirdDimensionalBeing]

wat

[@AGO339]

most accurate top take in california at leastt

[@mars4369]

Lol

[@microvos1032]

20:38 what he doing

[@dylanjaundrell3572]

Markiplier: let's break the windows so more air can get In to put out the fire

[@alpaca4695]

I love how they went from firefighters to water defenders real quick.

[@grumpytanuki7674]

Notice: "Fire spreads, keep doors closed." Mark: Proceeds to open door, screams "Fire!"

[@vysearcadia522]

Yep I noticed that... He just read "Fire Spreads" and didn't read the actual tooltip underneath. Probably because he panicing to speedrun and quench the fire.

[@rattoota]

"Im gonna break open the windows so there more air to put it out"

[@nerezza5943]

Well they don't call him the most popular illiterate let's player for no reason.

[@wumbosaurus9121]

I wish backdraft was a mechanic in this game. That'd make it a whole lot more interesting for sure

[@RobertMorgan]

That's the bonus DLC: Flashover Simulator.

[@kateokeeffe6111]

I love how like most of the comments aren’t addressing THE CLOAK BRAND SHOVEL

[@mwebb8434]

Holy shit no way they cloak Brand shovels? If they can fit up my ass they are good with me

[@AGrayPhantom]

Yeah, but it's not as good as my tactical shovel.

[@guy_onfire]

@@mwebb8434 *oh*

[@kateokeeffe6111]

@@mwebb8434 are you ok?

[@bquncy550]

Darkiplier’s at it again?? 🤷🥲

[@kevinsaenz4837]

14:44 wade was like, well be sending you someone later... or sooner

[@xenithfreelancer]

"Only dads wear briefs" I guess Bob has to switch his underwear now

[@theringbearer8679]

Mark did a spot on Yancy voice and made me tear up a little bit. 21:44

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@DeadGuyOnTheBus]

"Closed door will keep the fire from spreading" Markiplier: "This won't stop me because I don't know how to read!"

[@Maverick52093]

I felt THE SAME WAY when I saw that XD

[@bombdotcom3652]

*Ukulele noises* I jus wanna lurn how tu reed :O

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

Literally reads it

[@snowflake8515]

It was hilarious on stream cause everyone in chat was just straight up yelling at him 😂

[@zeptilebirdyv2]

@@bombdotcom3652 unus annus?

[@cloverexe6765]

Wade saying youre lame if you have a kid, bob immediately agreeing

[@SolidSnark]

Mark and the gang: *puts out fire* "Uh sir that would be 10k." Jeff:"We don't got that money." Mark and the gang:"ok uh we will just relight your uh house on fire."

[@slendertv3616]

Like the freaking Ghostbusters

[@Daniel-jk6ve]

“Du-Du-Du-DuDu- GhostBusters!”

[@DarkRubberDucky]

My favorite part: "Close the Door to Prevent Fire From Spreading" Markiplier: *opens door* "Ah! Fire! *leaves door open*

[@tigerlily2816]

Yea like NO SH*T MARK

[@James-eg3fr]

Nah, he's just too smart for us to understand!

[@awebtoonreader4979]

🤣

[@Jennifer-fy3eh]

I love your name

[@native-crew1920]

Hi

[@seveneighths1278]

The whole “fire denier” joke is just the plot of Fahrenheit 451 with less book burning.

[@badbeardbill9956]

Lol

[@ChayChay0510]

It's also the plot of America 2020

[@i6020]

It’s also the plot of fire force season 2

[@x0lizzystar0x]

Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had this book pop into my head while watching the video 😂

[@marissaok7160]

are like all of our schools just reading that book rn-

[@yippewahoo]

i love how even in the thumbnail, mark still makes himself the shortest

[@mea864]

Them describing for-profit firefighters was literally them explaining US healthcare lmao

[@billymain7735]

"No one's getting out of the way, they're just slowing down." "I honked, why didn't they move out of the way?" As a former EMT. I can tell you this is entirely accurate to real life no one gives a dang about your lights and sirens they will not move out of the way

[@melissamendez7416]

And the fact that mark was in the next yard over is also accurate. Maybe not at a fire but on medical calls .... and at the hospital

[@ilovebeansOO]

I ALWAYS pull over. But I really love when I do and people pass me. Maybe when they’re on their way in the ambulance it’s really gonna suck when people don’t pull over.

[@melissamendez7416]

I honestly related when they said they couldn't go past 65 🤣🤣 that's pretty accurate as well. Especially when responding out in the county when the speed limit 75 and you have an old truck that won't go past 65.

[@evangailey8314]

That might explain the "former" 🤫

[@namelesspersonnel5130]

@@evangailey8314 Or maybe cause he served his whole life saving people like your grandma who had a heart attack and had to save some time for himself?

[@saemoursaeless6242]

"is this in California?" "umm yeaa? obviously?? we're fighting fires where else would it be?"

[@ushakova3101]

Ah yes, everyone knows firefighters are only in California.

[@fantasticdonut988]

Oof. Those California fires are everywhere

[@narc_potato7851]

Australia

[@TheIceObsidian]

This can't be California, There's no forest fires

[@connerbidlack6401]

@@ushakova3101 are you stupid, or....

[@user-yz1tl7wj5c]

I looked away for two minutes, came back and paused at 21:16, and I thought Mark was Professor Snape for a second 😂

[@theblackwidower]

I love that the first thing that happens when they arrive on the scene is them being told to turn off the power, then 30 seconds later they ask, 'are we supposed to turn off the power?'

[@cameron9462]

"Im gonna break the windows so that there is more air to put it out" he said, proud of his incredible idea

[@weldonwin]

It does help vent heat though, so its not a completely catastrophic idea, but it one that has to be carefully managed... But these guys are definitely not careful so...

[@edgaralonso8088]

@@weldonwin fire is a confusing thing to control but yeah having a basic knowledge of fire helps

[@weldonwin]

@@edgaralonso8088 I admit, most of what I think I know about fire comes from the movie Backdraft

[@Mabra51]

It is a well known fact that air is fire's number one weakness.

[@enneth3248]

@@Mabra51 what about wAter?!

[@ElleDragonXx]

Mark: “I need a drink real quick” Also Mark: creepily drags a shovel along the ground with a creepy visual

[@muffinmaan7444]

Yea, what's up with that?

[@cablefellow5315]

You even know what you missed or where looking at? There was more to that image.

[@ryleemacdonald863]

I cried when I saw the Unus Annus gift in the background ngl

[@ElleDragonXx]

@@cablefellow5315 I know there was. Lol

[@destinysmith5184]

@@cablefellow5315 the unus annus box

[@sarahmorrow666]

Imagine you see the fire truck gown down your street. They take a sharp left, almost missing the turn and you hear “LEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFT”😂😂

[@noahhascall3004]

I love how much mark ignores the "fire spreads, dont leave doors open" sign

[@matthewhunter2443]

Fire department: why did you axe that man several times? Mark: I was just helping him build an immunity to axes

[@missy2375]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

That is a great defence for anyone who ends up in court for wielding a weapon

[@whatis4295]

@@anotheravatarlover5207 Ah yes, you would be the perfect lawyer I would need. 😛

[@whatis4295]

I honestly want to see what happens when Mark and Co are firefighting lawyers

[@squimpy0]

police: mark why'd you shoot a man mark: to help him get bullet immunity

[@tigerlily2816]

Police man: WHY’D YOU DO IT!?! Me: WELL you see sir, it all started when I watched this one video, and I thought it would give him knifing immunity

[@bethhawk1399]

This is Warfstache logic in a nutshell.

[@randomperson5512]

*It was an accident I swear*

[@rthorofthehillppl]

Bc it's only ok for cops to shoot innocent people

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Police: Detective, we found a firefighter with an axe planted in his head Detective: Must've been the fire, no doubt about it

[@x.12gacha32]

Ded Dude: I broke my leg, I think you'll have to carry me. Mark: *Ignores.* Wade: Broke your leg? This poor guy. Also Mark: Wait, you acctually listening to em'?

[@trickymind6755]

Imagine you being unconsicous during a fire outbreak in ur house and u see mark and wade coming into ur room with a fucking axe.

[@mm0tch13]

Pewds: *has a knife Jack: *has an axe Mark: *s h i n y s h o v e l*

[@i.r_297]

Did you re-watch the sour patch kids saga it's really good.

[@SuperE-ob7po]

Nah, he has a magnum.

[@swedishcinnabon296]

Did i see wrong or did it say cloak

[@Jjackoo]

He also has bed knife and tooth knife lol

[@Jjackoo]

@@swedishcinnabon296 You right. It said cloak

[@mikmoxie]

“We’re Unit 1 so that probably means we are the best.” Meanwhile they try to sabotage the other fire team, murder the victim and spread the grease fire.

[@bethmitchell9817]

I wanna like but, the likes are at 69 :((

[@totallyoriginalusername1791]

@@bethmitchell9817 you can now

[@dorianrobinette9712]

I wonder how bad unit 2 was that they were still somehow worse.

[@roulette2370]

I accidentally disliked your comment trying to like it woop

[@mikmoxie]

@@roulette2370 no worries ☺️🤗🧡

[@isabelmarie2003]

37:05 that Bob laugh is something else😆

[@fionadavies7732]

Watching this 3 years after the first outbreak of Covid-19 and listening to their fire-immunity play on what people would say about covid is AMAZING

[@HugeESmalls]

If only [REDACTED] was still around, then Mark and Eef could test their limits by exposing themselves to pure, raw, unadulterated flames

[@justsomeguy144]

You can see Mark's flowers in the background a little bit before the explosive hotdogs

[@jade1922]

Momento mori ;)

[@Seft2_]

Eef

[@HugeESmalls]

@@Seft2_ EEF!

[@malice69420]

@@HugeESmalls EEF

[@darkworrior1259]

Mark: picks up shovel Me: visible confusion for it not being a TACTICAL SHOVEL

[@mx_ruk]

I was wondering why it was a different shovel, too... Then I saw "CLOAK" across the handle.

[@ambulas930]

the tactical shovel is for ice cream only

[@hazelolive7895]

Same

[@kerruo2631]

11:24 Mark is such a hero for letting oxygen into the house 🥲

[@wh1sper250]

22:46 “Do you know how expensive this tuck is?”

[@scoot-scoot51341]

Bob and Wade: Fighting a fire Mark: flirting with a woman just so he can use her trampoline.

[@AnaChristinaMSCosta]

Just another regular day in The Sims

[@Eliza.the.Smithy]

Mark: smashing the windows for no reason Wade: Imma close the fridge

[@tweenytwinkies]

Nothing is worse than losing food

[@OingOingBrah]

@@tweenytwinkies can't let that mint chocolate chip go to waste

[@boredom120]

I love Wade closing the fridge 🥰 so nice of him. My fridge door gets lopsided every once in a while and you have to lift and close at the same time or it stays cracked. The useless old device already doesn't hardly keep anything because it's not cold enough so the door crack only makes it worse. Never rent from cheap slum lords, they take your money and don't care about anything that's broken, worn out, rusted, floor falling through, green - white - and black mold, pipes don't drain, leaky roof and windows, ant infestation, and whatever else this death trap of a trailer has enstore. Homeless looks appealing 💕

[@acetheoriginal2005]

This is very random but I don't care my name is Emerson too😁

[@CactusPetePlayz]

My father used to be a firefighter and has said there is a residential "EMT" type of personel who goes in with the fire squad to help make sure people get out. They have as much training as a normal firefighter except they also have paramedic training on top of it.

[@ALANAD011]

I can not get over the bit where they are bullying that unconcious man in his bedroom while his house is on fire 😂😂😂 imagine how surreal it would be to wake up on the floor of your burning house just to hear 4 fire fighters making jokes about you pissing your sheets like five year olds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PauwerFurry]

Watching them do everything we get taught NOT do is simultaneously the funniest and most cringe inducing thing to me

[@raitalkstoomuch]

me pointing out every mistake they make

[@lachlansutherland7062]

Yeahhhhh, sitting here yelling “That’s not how fire works”

[@ItzWilks]

I keep re watching this video for that exact reason. It pisses me off but it’s also one of the funniest videos i’ve ever watched.

[@andrewcurtin7003]

I'm curious, can we have some examples?

[@raitalkstoomuch]

@@andrewcurtin7003 walking right into fire, aiming directly at the fire, ventilating in or when not necessary

[@caseybeyerbach6763]

Mark: "Your the boss Bob that's why your driving" little does Mark know he's sitting the in crew chief's spot so really its him in charge of the crew.

[@centurionflorian4906]

I know right?😂😂😂

[@azl5044]

I'm deeply sorry.... You're* You're* Deeply... Sorry...

[@kaniaadi3582]

I am 100th like hehe

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

@@azl5044 Someone had to.

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

@@kaniaadi3582 nobody cares. seriously

[@LilBowPink]

22:46 the game misspelled truck and I can’t stop laughing 😆

[@caboose5313]

You know how expensive this tuck is?!

[@big__duck6727]

"It's a grease fire use Co2 not water" All of them: "why isn't it going out? I'm using water?"

[@harveyannison8301]

Loving the liza koshy pfp

[@millan6229]

Cobalt Gas? Sorry, just a chemistry nerd thing I know you mean Carbon Dioxide but when I read it I immediately read cobalt gas

[@RyfusFox]

In my mind I'm like "Use Dry Chem or the K fire extinguisher"

[@DonMomotaro]

@@millan6229 that's great bud

[@rosalynfox8215]

My first thought was using a crap ton of baking soda to choke the fire

[@Akari_The_Axolotl]

“How are you gonna build an immunity to fire if you don’t expose yourself to fire” - Markiplier (not a masochist)

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

@Miguel Messina of course he's not..... He just tests how far he can push his body.

[@mwebb8434]

@@sk3tch_art1st35 I mean then again how would you know if you didnt like getting hit by a car if you've never tried it before?

[@mwebb8434]

@The_Pandaren_boi ah yes the smartest of the options you have

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

@@mwebb8434 I know! You must see what it feels like at least once. I mean you only live once am I right?

[@TheHeadDreamer265]

In this case I think that was more of a covid joke so we cant use this as evidence. 😂