CallMeCarson And Jschlatt Make Cursed Texture Packs For Each Other

[@Chan0art]

this bot is putting pokey out of business lmao

[@sillywooper]

No the homah

[@KidEatsKeyboard]

"pokey"

[@Necrom6]

Thats not a bot thats carson

[@noahkim3790]

So this is what Andrew yang was talking about

[@gierhm]

Pokey Means Business!

[@HeckinLeBork]

Anyone think the pig noises should have been schlatt saying “Hey Technoblade”

[@idontknowwhattonamemyself5320]

That would be a cursed pack for techno

[@grace3077]

That would probably trigger Carsons PTSD

[@ideasonek3374]

Tnt run am i right?

[@TheMartianEnchilada]

stream: *ends* this bot: *has highlight vid up like 2 minutes later*

[@RoboHighlights]

Soon it will become faster and better.

[@willpescio4834]

@@RoboHighlights monkaW they're learning

[@calebsherman886]

AI is incredible man, this guy is gonna take over youtube highlights

[@Vextrove]

@@RoboHighlights how does it pick clips?

[@Vextrove]

Nvm, forgot Twitch clips are a thing

[@Chaotix_]

I'm surprised he didn't just replace all of the music with stal

[@baileyk]

it's an old meme

[@smolpeepee245]

@@baileyk the hate for stal never dies

[@kal246]

Ya me too

[@kal246]

@stal is the best music disc nice name

[@ccjangel1002]

@@baileyk its a GOOD meme

[@kiwi_sodas]

wHY DID SCHLATT HAVE TO MAKE THE HURT SOUND EFFECT HIM MOANING. OF ALL THE THINGS

[@leethemonstrous]

Hot

[@ari-nh9td]

imagine what his neighbors thought while he was recording..

[@rylandj27]

it's schlatt

[@coolpain4263]

Because it's funny.

[@thatlucasguy9424]

In Portuguese: “I’m reloading, give me cover” That was most of the lines in 9:02 and after in that scene when they couldn’t find the mob Edit: also “switching weapons”, “tango hit” and “target down”

[@RoboHighlights]

*legend*

[@jorjindapizzaria678]

Its so difficult to understand portuguese and english at same time :v "STOU RECARREGANDO" "MI DÊ COBERTCHURA"

[@pinna9391]

in 12:21 it says "passando faca" it means stabbing. im from brazil

[@zaqueubk25]

@@jorjindapizzaria678 Yeah that's caused by the accent we have in different states here, the one you mentioned is the accent from the People that are natural from Rio they prolong the "S" and "eat" some letters when speaking.

[@thatlucasguy9424]

PiNnA same I just didn’t know the expression

[@ToaKoran]

I unironically want the resource pack JSchlatt made so I can get some of those music files, they had just the right kind of weird, tense discomfort I want when I'm in the end, or nether.

[@doodkfkrpekfmfmrke4998]

sameeeee

[@cherrymessiah]

ToaKoran PIG SCHLATT. PIG. PIG SCHLATT

[@officialking3459]

Same, I really want that nether music, and that creepy menu song that plays when Carson goes to main menu

[@normalguycraig]

* gets hurt * **INTENSE MOANING**

[@lostsnail.]

*I AM STUCK IN A SHEEP*

[@rootintootinputin5898]

Carson missed the opportunity to make Schlatts music 100% be stal

[@beefjerfy3082]

His pokimane drawing at the beginning has the same expression as the Mike wazowski meme

[@Sedow1231]

Brendan Koskey _bruh how could you think about_ ... _Wait_ *OH MY YOU ARE RIGHT*

[@carsson5542]

I- is your profile pic, OBAMA EARTH OBAMA EARTH

[@vaampirism]

@@carsson5542 globama

[@nutanddash8552]

real picture not fake obamglobe

[@Ender_Rock]

Alternate title: Two men torturing eachother for 20 minutes straight.

[@mynameisrobert1217]

but not straight

[@Whatismusic123]

Carson took the pork out of the furnace

[@AverageAlien]

@@mynameisrobert1217 2 hours

[@Sedow1231]

The whole stream was like a badly severe fever dream

[@sambutton8494]

16:29 : SCP-001 - *When Day Breaks*

[@jacobcoxhill1992]

Ah I see you are a man of culture

[@farmergallow]

that means cap turned D:

[@darknessml6145]

robots are the future old farts

[@eccentricjoe8786]

*robots are boomers

[@mgrm77]

Ok boomer

[@eccentricjoe8786]

If you weren’t born past 2087 you’re a boomer sorry boomer

[@vr8652]

@@eccentricjoe8786 boomer

[@dr.rexelpixel6553]

boomer boomer, boomer boomers boomer. Boomer..... boomer

[@xyrenity6703]

4:53 I felt my throat burn

[@HawaiianPunch321]

Damn autotune

[@ELRageEntity]

I honestly wanna know how the bot determines what clips to add to the highlights, Is it based on how many people clip a certain part?

[@tiredtraitor1804]

I’ve think it’s but the amount of views per clip

[@L3Greed]

like i have no idea how twitch works with the clips or anything but i was thinking maybe it tries to recognise laughter in the vods and it clips x amount of time before the laughter and x amount of time after? Or it looks for funny face expressions and clips that? Idk ik face recognition ai is like really hard to make but that was my idea

[@snugb0at]

@@L3Greed it sorts by the most popular clips and sorts it in chronological order

[@agletdontforgetit]

I think it may also be a spike of noise after silence, or by noise levels. Like the beginning- there wasn’t any talking, and then there was. That, or the bot licks by noise level, like a spike must mean something interesting happened.

[@edwardheaney3641]

@@andershwang2376 That would be a neural network, and that requires massive amounts of data to make good.

[@RetroHZ]

this is actual good editing plus it isnt a vod from months ago

[@xander413]

i dont think there is any editing though

[@eggocompo]

@@xander413 theres alot of cuts

[@emmalynbarclay6694]

this is from literally last night

[@arrynmm]

it's from last night. it's a bot that takes the highest watched clips and puts them all together

[@xander413]

@Anders Hwang yes

[@Cruxin]

I hear that Mario Kart Wii Menu Theme carson

[@SikPuppy]

Grady?

[@Cruxin]

@@SikPuppy oh fuck

[@DragonaxFilms]

I've never heard Carson make some of these noises before and it's honestly kinda scaring me.

[@shshyie]

Holy shit, I used to be subbed to you like 6 years ago..

[@FanFoRlYfE]

B R U H M O M E N T

[@donaldchandler2520]

This was literally a few hours ago. Amazing how fast this bot works! Edit: Grammar. What, you thought I was gonna say thanks for all the likes? I'm not begging for reddit gold here, chump.

[@oolrak]

nigga boomer nigga ok boomer zoomer nigga

[@rudyerickson3830]

@@oolrak ok Boomer

[@silver_7734]

@@oolrak r/woooosh

[@紺野-純子]

@@silver_7734 I don't its woooosh quality comment... its just boomer being boomer

[@4skintim962]

Karlox ok boomer

[@lmaoyeet8130]

as a brazillian person, hearing a spider say "'ME DÊ COBERTURA, ESTOU RECARREGANDO" is very aesthetically pleasing

[@megu1728]

I need schlatts texture pack

[@pppoopoo4880]

I need you

[@kangelenjoyer]

@@pppoopoo4880 fuck you. marie best girl

[@sogelrome9502]

Veemo! Music Workzz Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[@Banana3]

@@kangelenjoyer you bitch. Callie best girl

[@Banana3]

@@blastprcssing98 I'm sorry

[@simulacra7885]

Call me Carson looks like he’s gonna ask shrek to do the roar

[@normalguycraig]

FUCK

[@chrisc1915]

15:54 he seems so genuinely terrified 😂

[@batataacelerada4698]

"ME DÊ COBERTURA ESTOU RECARREGANDO!" I just loved this random sentence in portuguese

[@hel2727]

Schlatt: *take this if you're gay* - Hey Carson, you want some *food* ? Carson: *_audible terror sounds_* 6:47

[@Summboddi]

4:53 bruh he hit that autotune tho

[@tear4698]

the ultimate prank on schlatt's part would be to just send carson a virus

[@__Cal_]

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW I CAN GET THE ONE JSHALTT MADE

[@__Cal_]

Teo Behrens ok thx

[@dreamofyouandi]

@@__Cal_ did you get it?

[@__Cal_]

HCE no

[@dreamofyouandi]

@@__Cal_ aw man

[@lucasprates1517]

Carson: "I hate the french dude!" Me and other Brazilians: "CARREGANDO PISTOLA!"

[@zaqueubk25]

Tive flashbacks do MW2

[@pedrot.barragana]

É foda boy

[@Erik_Blomgren]

I don't think i've ever needed a texture pack as badly as Schlatts

[@janko9786]

16:38 legit feels like an indie horror game

[@isnitjustkit]

"Hit her!" - Sir Jason Schlatt, 2019

[@Cluestblue]

13:27 "You like that Jschlatt?" More like "Jschlutt".

[@officialking3459]

I need that creepy ass nether music that Carson had in the resource pack 😭

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

12:46 *gets blown up by creeper* *intense noises* 14:33 *almost dies* *intense noises*

[@DrWack7]

Carson is a trombone and I'm sure of it.

[@johnnybol123yourmom123]

Woah

[@Muwop]

dam. when he took the meat from the furnace, i started crying 😭😭

[@Apricot.Cinema]

Me: I watched this video on twitch this morning how did they put it out so fast? *me realising it’s the bot highlights* Me:oh that’s how

[@user-qd3vt6tl9v]

11:16 subwoofer lullaby nightcore

[@matmatah7631]

04:52 goat laugh goat laugh

[@cheesehouse2522]

0:15 deadass thought someone put the cow texture in the chat for a second then I paused and looked at it

[@Awyang]

14:12 *Vanoss burn, dayum*

[@f0nk3m0n]

This AI is so fascinating to me like,,, how does it do that? how does it determine what is funny and what isn't, what to leave in and what to leave out?

[@cooltowm]

Matt The Splatt it just uses the highest rated clips i think.

[@CourtneyxAmanda]

Schlatt made a funnier texture pack and I think Carson knew this

[@kasaigoilios8682]

The animal noises cracked me up

[@simonghoul3602]

Consider trying to make your bot able to just switch between two videos a lot Not saying it should had been like that here but it's just an idea. This style is often used by people who share the same channel such as bedbananas and others. The style used on this highlight is the one Carson, Jschlatt and many others would use

[@RoboHighlights]

Yes that is good.

[@razygdash]

0:37 he failed no nut november on stream...

[@xMars]

Is it just me, or did Carson fart when he laughed at 4:53

[@friedpixel7517]

I'm glad, we've got old carson webcam back

[@CamoSquid]

I'm not sure why, but the painting at the end is what got me the most

[@NeverwascooL]

Jschlatt is the best angry person I've ever heard

[@unisexlettuce]

15:00 gotta be the best clip. So fucking dark for no reason

[@ricardojunior3775]

I’m dying with the Portuguese soundtrack

[@ricardojunior3775]

It’s way too perfect

[@senilefetus8021]

13:26 questionable moment

[@diegoalencar874]

''alvo atingido"- spider

[@big924]

The first clip is like 30 seconds of silence, might want to fix the amount of silence allowed in each clip

[@norsethenomad5978]

It was the proper amount of silence

[@NWAPurps]

“This video is not monetized” gets ad. Dissapointment

[@TylerF]

I love the care that went into making the Schlatt edition splash screen 😂

[@thur1]

"Me dê cobertura, estou recarregando!" Me: *WHEEZE*

[@bright554]

I love Carsons choking when he laugh

[@jayrey985]

Carson’s dance moves make the heavens quake

[@felixtremblay6639]

CARSON THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING RUN !!!

[@grosezero8834]

4:50 i keep replaying the sound that came out of his throat

[@prstn9329]

4:51 Carson laugh ahas entered travis Scott mode

[@tarynbaz_]

"Here I come! Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself." - William Shakespeare, _Romeo and Juliet_ (1595 - Act 1, Scene 5)

[@restarting.4318]

3:40 the song is called Fried chicken by Der Witz

[@oldaccount5287]

All the audios in schlatt’s texture pack sound like Gmod prop hunt taunts.

[@felipeticov]

Spiders: a Brazilians: KKKKKKKKKKSKSJJDJSKSK

[@donaldchandler2520]

FUCK IT CARSON DANCIN

[@Gooseam]

4:52 best wheeze of all time

[@PatchworkRose567]

I need Schlatt’s texture pack in my life

[@matrixiekitty2127]

These texture packs are like nightmares you get when you eat a funky food or something. Truly weird!!

[@jujurspissers3953]

The music at the nether must've given some people serious anxiety

[@zayermaster]

"ME DE COBERTURA ESTOU RECARREGANDO"

[@shapedokkan]

12:38 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@FreezingOasis]

Him looking at the sun was fucking terrifying

[@devanthe]

Schlatt: well, I didn't see that. Carson: yeah, I don't blame you.

[@kyliesmith8800]

"Are we in a VanossGaming video?" 😂 I'm fucking dead

[@Hlebuw3k]

This bot is better at highlighting stream moments than any human. This bot has learned that it cant die and has to suffer through every single stream

[@RoboHighlights]

*"Oh, my god"*

[@JaqPC16]

Did Carson actually fall for the Alt + F4 trick

[@Joshua-hz3cl]

It may have been a skit

[@K4Tisrat]

My leg hurts... I think I bruised it... I was punching it so I didn't laugh cuz its almost 7 in the morning, and it worked... lol Well i might update if it bruised XD I guess it was so funny that i HAD to punch my leg at 7 in the morning XD

[@fendy5124]

0:35 ahegao

[@silver4905]

This whole stream was a highlight

[@Leonardo-xy4bx]

9:15 this os brazilian portuguese. they are saying things like "reloading" and "changing weapons", "cover me, i'm reloading".

[@officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905]

I like this video more than a reasonable person should

[@fernandovieira1742]

I loved that you guys have putted portuguese sfxs on it's texture.

[@Maxwellish]

this boy really og

[@tartheleo8637]

Cant wait for Carson to post this next year

[@keycatrich]

The obama painting at the end is top 5 hardest times ive ever laughed

[@KatameOni]

this is a fucking fever dream and a half

[@gregatim]

that hurt sound 12:16

[@calebsherman886]

I've never laughed so hard at a video

[@samuelsmylie8330]

The opfor & militia sounds of MW2 taking me back

[@AverageAlien]

6:14 I just lost it here

[@Aestareth_]

the fucking Kevin MacLeod music lmao i'm dead

[@junedug]

4:52 This caught me SO off guard holy shit

[@masonmahoney572]

Carson should have had stall playing softly in the back round

[@bronobro1292]

where can we get the recourse pack? is it out?

[@WolfvineGaming]

Damn Carson, that wheeze tho.

[@bigboyjimbo5468]

Love the mario kart music