The Weirdest YouTube Channels

okay maybe not the weirdest but certainly weird! it's the third one! 3!
MY MERCH - poolhall.co/
♦ People in the video ♦
Altrive - / altriveplus
Jawsh - / jawshyt
Ted - / tednivison
Yoshi - • drinking water
Schlatt - / jschlatt
Edited by: Me and ‪@Connor01‬
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro:
Mewmore // Battle! Lusamine (Pokémon Sun & Moon Remix) • Mewmore // Battle! Lus...
Outro:
Minecraft - "Sweden" (Persona 5 Style Cover) by PixelCherries
• "Sweden" - from Minecr...
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Weird KZbin Channels 3

[@hawtsauce2982]

That ASMR military thing sounded like me pretending to be a military sergeant with Nerf guns in me and my friends hands when i was 8.

[@brainsnez]

not enough ammo

[@frkaisr]

“you’ll take sector c and d”

[@Fish-is-Fish]

Hold up, “ *your friends hands* “?!?!

[@hawtsauce2982]

@@Fish-is-Fish there was nerf guns in our hands

[@Fish-is-Fish]

@@hawtsauce2982 oh

[@OriginalSystem37]

I like how “The Official Dwayne the Rock Johnson KZbin Channel” constantly returns in these videos like a recurring character

[@vantascuriosity4540]

its gods best creation

[@xbear7473]

Carson’s brain child

[@clayton29]

He’s a big fan

[@Dr_Heavy]

It’s not just a recurring character, it’s the main character

[@lil_eden600]

It's canon

[@snandlmnc5578]

If there’s two crucial points I can take away from this video, is that Schlatt hasn’t got enough ammo but Ted’s supply should do

[@jakobhere620]

i don't got enough ammo for these checkpoints general

[@em3rdud347]

@@jakobhere620 should be enough

[@PLK123]

Lmaoo

[@thunderlord7321]

Knoxs Clay World has to be my favorite channel from when KZbin first became a thing

[@gremlingaming9139]

I have a little bit of ammo

[@comradeplatinumacd829]

It's sad to think that this was probably the last time Carson and his old friends will ever make a video together again

[@maxvickers6196]

Hopefully not

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

They were great friends.

[@BigCroca]

@@Annihilated64-13yearsago realistically behind the scenes they probably weren't very close

[@BigCroca]

@@maxvickers6196 lets be real, they left him probably for a reason and they all have their own shit goin on now, carson is in the past for them. he has a new friend group and it isn't nearly as good as it used to be but there's nothing that can be done about it unfortunately.

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

@@BigCroca yeah i realize that his "friends" were probably just snakes. they left him in his time of need.

[@_stupdluis]

And then, there was a uncomfortable silence in the radio.... As I thought 3 months ago, he has left his channel

[@formodius]

Who knows , he might comeback he might delete his channel , only thing left to come out and say some

[@OrionDawn15]

For all we know it could be an Ivory vs Pyrocynical scenario, we must wait and see...

[@baizuo_6246]

@@OrionDawn15 schlatt told about the whole situation. Carson needs help

[@OrionDawn15]

@@baizuo_6246 He really does and I hope he can get it.

[@thatoneguy9582]

complete fucking silence in the church lads

[@epicroy13]

_“how much ammo do you have?”_ “I got a little, like-” _“Okay”_ “Oh-” _“That should be good enough”_

[@mightye]

Thanks Roy, very cool

[@stupidgirl01234]

Are you evil roy slade

[@sharky1150]

he clearly likes it

[@bazochaos1538]

He clearly likes it!

[@vulcan6153]

Roy is epic

[@c3ksd]

“We can play funny sticks” last KZbin words of callmecarson

[@Ziedmac]

I was your 69 like. haha funny pgogpopgogpogpogpogpgopgopgogpogpgopgogpgop

[@jakoda2514]

Honestly poetic

[@sivert8300]

amen

[@DOOMStudios]

Lmao

[@peepeepoopoo1733]

Go to call me Carson live then to Channels and all the other channels he has still post

[@trustytoucan]

Man coming back to this video after he comes back just feels so weird because he won’t have his friends like he used to

[@Floofum]

Yeah, especially after seeing Jawsh react to Carson on MizKifs stream.

[@Bloxenbie]

@ben esterberg I hope so

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

@@Bloxenbie yep. i believe jawshpog, connoreatspants and jschlatt continue to be friends with carson

[@BigFatBunions]

ye that aint how it went

[@andrew_wow6892]

Fake friends

[@ll-kj6gg]

“callmecarson?” lights cigarette “havent heard that name in years.”

[@infin-ite]

:(

[@CrimsonWare]

mr james you shouldnt be smoking around children

[@Helicopter7]

O

[@gilpetperdon9831]

@@infin-ite its ok hug :0😊

[@infin-ite]

@@gilpetperdon9831 :)

[@hughmungus2946]

*touches ground* millions used to call this place home, now, its a ghost town

[@CamTHFC]

"50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town."

[@weebmaster8414]

I still live here. Kind of quiet here tho ngl.

[@Helicopter7]

Ok?

[@toromomo8]

got it wrong and (edited) btw

[@Pootaatooo]

viva la vida plays faintly in the background

[@b4jr3fund55]

*holds up map of the entire US* “How much ammo do you have?” That’s some DOOM shit

[@theguythatasked6400]

*whips out chainsaw* Enough

[@becuz.]

I found the guy that asked

[@rusalex9902]

More like Serious Sam

[@northweast5857]

Looking back on all of these comments is like looking at a world with no sun.

[@jannanasi4444]

what does that mean?

[@Syreyup]

@@jannanasi4444 it's cold.

[@infinite_seaweed4373]

I miss the chemistry of the bois so much. But there is no hope under the back sun

[@Syreyup]

@@infinite_seaweed4373 tho man, you gotta admit, the new guys have their funny moments as well, gavin is fuckin hilarious lmao

[@Albesteakus]

I like how the asmr guy has Michigan as a “target” but he didn’t even mark the Upper Peninsula so I guess half of us are safe.

[@mitchellm1602]

And the UP is in sector 1 while the LP is in sector 2.

[@ramengg9066]

Not for long.

[@uRDM]

Yoopers aren't powerful enough to be a threat lol

[@spearishchap9979]

Pretty sure the upper Peninsula is a lot less populated than the lower

[@jack-ky6dv]

@@uRDM yea they're too busy surfing in negetive degree weather

[@matthunter8764]

"50,000 people used to live here. Now, it's a ghost town."

[@adamackermal]

3 million*

[@314rft]

@@adamackermal The quote is a reference to the first Modern Warfare game. It talks about Chernobyl.

[@adamackermal]

@@314rft i know

[@deathtoweebs2725]

just a couple comments before this is the exact same comment

[@uwumachine2658]

yep

[@ErrorTxT]

This is the bad ending of 14 beers at chilli's

[@raynarix]

He didn’t beat the ninjas😔

[@MadeOfConfusion]

This is what I need to read in this trying time ;;;

[@loganhowe4917]

Dude that wasn't supposed to be funny but it kinda was

[@furball368gaming]

Lol

[@toshikazukishibe4711]

This made me smile through the tears

[@camofootsoildier2403]

The fact Carson’s fan base is so loyal makes me almost shed a tear

[@triforcewill]

Shed a tear

[@DeiDrei]

do it

[@Otamatone69]

Sure as hell made me shed some tears

[@wolfgangmysticalformerlykn3330]

Suck up those tears- edgy guy on the internet

[@Wilson-kt8or]

I too shit some tears

[@lips.4354]

Imagine being about to go to sleep and so to relax you lay down and and listen to some guy whispering in your ear about how you don't have enough ammo

[@toadfukawa5947]

That would stress me into not sleeping

[@sirapple589]

_Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading_

[@emilywest4757]

Ah yes, the american dream

[@darkslivery-_-9096]

Carson’s recommended after these videos is probably so cursed

[@stonks6616]

Yes

[@thatreallycooluser9663]

Yes

[@InaAkuma]

i'll see for myself how cursed it is

[@qwxzy1265]

Yes

[@inicko107]

He clearly likes it!

[@AllegraChewer]

“oh carson is trending on twitter i wonder what the silly man is up to- :(“

[@sammo6418]

pain.

[@williamnowes4054]

2 years is not a big deal in my opinion, your parents age gap is probably longer

[@williamnowes4054]

@@acezheng8148 yeah so not really a big deal plus most parents have more then a 2 year age gap

[@tagrtw]

@@williamnowes4054 I agree with you, but they were still underage, and it is a law. There is no exception of “almost 18”. If he knew their age he should have at least waited until she was legal.

[@bree.1180]

@@williamnowes4054 It does matter because one of the individuals didn't meet the age of consent. The difference for adults is that both are over the age of consent.🤦🏾‍♀️

[@cassyswaggy529]

prepare the smash bros music, because a new challenger is approaching soon.

[@tomatodia2603]

A CHALLENGER RETURNS 👹👺😈☠️ ⁉️⁉️‼️‼️

[@thegamerchairyt3361]

Blue birb

[@christianordonez5704]

He's back

[@exotictrap_]

@@christianordonez5704 yes he predicted the future

[@kaxi3d]

The aged like wine.

[@AP-18789]

Everyone: New year, let’s make it a good one! Carson: Well...shit.

[@bonixohd3424]

Well shit indeed

[@loljay3281]

Well it was 3 years ago so fuck 2018 Carson

[@loljay3281]

@@0hleg I agree with your statement 100% but..they still exchange nudes pics. It suck BC she probably almost 18 too. This just Bs for Carson's fate

[@why3810]

@@loljay3281 Ya, mostly bc she is like 19 now, and when the exchange happened she was 1 month away from turning 18.

[@filthypond2911]

Nice gti

[@blank8058]

im not convinced he doesn’t just make these videos as a The Rock Official KZbin Channel plug.

[@ushelushel1]

This channel is actually Carson's

[@notexperimental6956]

@@ushelushel1 lies

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

(@@Okay1)

[@Anonymous-zb7iw]

@@monkeyatanofficedesk9253 ok

[@malcolmholmes5002]

Over 3 million people used to live here, Now it’s a ghost town.

[@onii447]

copied but who cares :)

[@Albert_7]

@@onii447 its a quote

[@yasha_nurmagomedov]

It was my quote but I'll let it pass mate ;)

[@roebel4864]

As soon as the mayor comes back, I’m moving back in

[@CHADCONTEXT]

CallmeGhostTown

[@crimson9479]

The fact that he has announced that he's coming back made me want to go back and look at some of these videos and remember all of the great moments that are right here in these videos. It's good to see that I'm not the only one that has missed Carson and I hope he can come back even with all of the hate that will undoubtedly come for him from twitter. Thank you Carson and I'll see you soon.

[@CannedCram45]

Is he actually coming back!! When?

[@crimson9479]

@@CannedCram45 he went onto mizkifs stream for a couple of minutes and said that he would be back very soon

[@pablo_farted5234]

@@crimson9479 yay

[@CannedCram45]

@@crimson9479 Nice dude

[@DevanK-rg3td]

@@CannedCram45 about sometime yesterday

[@duncan91]

"Hey man, catch you tomorrow!" "Yeah, will be online then!" *Last online: 5 years ago*

[@Uzourath]

Its sad to think this vary possible

[@lukasjackson9172]

Yea

[@sincotrodium7385]

@Timothy Walden Imagine being that pathetic when you really be little someone over a misspelling.

[@pluto1595]

@Timothy Walden ok, angry.

[@dpk2502]

@Timothy Walden I'm gay

[@JujutsuGlazer]

Bruh, I swear, all these content creators literally drop like flies recently.

[@julianfuller6148]

yep just wish he could've drop the relationship with her.

[@thisguydoodlebob7553]

@@lilbreadcrumb9617 well this is a place where promotion is most likely to happen, I’ll check your stuff out.

[@PhenylSSBU]

If you actually look at the dms, Sam was just as aggressive as Carson was. Also if we talking CP, technically she distribute her own CP so she could be punished for that and it has been done before (if you truly believe Carson committed a felony). It’s not grooming because of the consenting taking place as she was leading him up to sexting (age of consent being 16 for both parties). Why is the sub count or fame a play in this? That would mean KZbinrs can’t date anyone that ain’t other KZbinrs. It’s manipulating the situation if he said something like “if you send me nudes, I’ll give you a shoutout,” but there are no actual evidence deeming him doing that, is there? There are federal defenses helping defend sexting of a small age gap when dealing this in the court of law because one she was consenting and two he was younger than 22 by the time of distribution of nudes. He can only be charged with a felony if he shared the nudes to someone else that isn’t the 2 parties present. Carson is obviously ashamed of this, and yes I seen jshlatt new video and about there being more dms. If there is, why aren’t they published on Twitter with the victims at hand? There is a mixture of genuine and fishyness throughout all of these accusations and I just want Carson to respond as quick as possible using these claims to back him up and apologizing for being cringe, not criminal. People need to stop hopping a bandwagon, and if you want to disprove these facts please do so with FACTS and LOGIC. Do you think in the court of law they use FEELINGS and OPINIONS? Also don’t say well “b-but Carson’s friend said it was illegal” if it was well why isn’t Carson in prison in jail back in early 2020 when slime reported it to the authorities? Easy, he never committed a crime. Also, I saw narrators video on Carson being a whole dickwad to some of his friends, but let me tell you this. I don’t think it’s illegal to be an asshole. It’s crazy, but true. I really generally care about the whole pedo shit than the narrator side. Fucked up, but not illegal. People legit are trying so hard to cancel him, why can’t people try so hard to defend him, just saying. P.s there has been a google doc stating the narrator as someone who has sexted 14 year old minors. This shit is getting crazy.

[@WomanSlayer-69]

2020 where everyone becomes a groomer

[@thornsandrosesofficial]

I know right?? Same with Mini Ladd...

[@peter_griffin_69_epicmomen79]

The “let’s paint TV” looks like an adult swim bump

[@Rosary__maiden]

Oh my god it does

[@CometMothman]

*you are so right*

[@smallpablo9204]

That's why he was with Eric Andre

[@lok4578]

@@smallpablo9204 exactly

[@shazamearea7370]

Before the

[@The_Entity225]

Its weird watching CMC Season 2 compared to Season 1. The new stuff is great, but the old stuff just, hits different. Its weird to know that carson willl probably never collab with Charlie, jawsh, or any of them ever again. The group split up. ted, Charlie and Schlatt still colab, Josh is doin his own stuff, Traves hasnt done much, Cooper is on his own, and then theres Carson. I dont think Carson will ever reach the level of comfortability in his videos, But who knows, Maybe im wrong. We'll just have to wait and see

[@DorianLeBl]

Wha about now?

[@notable7952]

@@DorianLeBl ?

[@nightraven5760]

Cooper and Traves do videos together? Pretty sure them two, sam and logan share a house.

[@jailborb]

gonna be honest here. i prefer the new group. the old videos are still good, but most of my enjoyment of them is honestly gone now, with how badly they've all treated carson. people in the new group like quacks, loki and especially gavin are great, and at all perform at the same level as the best ones of the old group.

[@Essex_Menace]

“Gentlemen...it has been a privilege playing with you tonight”

[@glue2308]

...

[@eawkgle4090]

Lol titanic

[@gutsbrsk]

pain.

[@daaadoooo]

Oh no :( Big pain

[@mtf-alpha-1]

YOUR SENTANCED DECIVE AND IT IS NEVER TO TRUST WHOLLY THOSE WHO HAVE DECEIVED US EVEN ONCE YOU ARE BEING FOOLED EVERYDAY YOUR VEIL OF IGNORANCE IS FAR LESS TRANSPARENT THAN YOU'D EVER KNOWN LIGHT DARKNESS UP AND DOWN ALL ARE IRRELEVANT CONCEPTS TO OUR OVERLORD

[@kadenlandis]

“What’s he running from?” Type two diabetes, Ted.

[@r-zeatlfilms]

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM DIABETES

[@soup1824]

@Zeatl Films I CAN IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH 🏃🏽‍♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@r-zeatlfilms]

NO YOU CAN’T

[@soup1824]

@Zeatl Films IF YOU DO ENOUGH METH YOU CAN

[@hugemassive5143]

Diabetuhs

[@becuz.]

“You can’t play Funny Sticks without apples” -Albert Einstein

[@laserspacecats4295]

"Pinecones make great fire starters." -Sun Tzu

[@KirbyKips]

You think Isaac Newton sat under a tree playing funny sticks and just said “man, I can’t play without any apples!” Boom. Gravity discovered.

[@patty890]

@@KirbyKips I wondered how gravity started thanks man!

[@darmawan7455]

Damn your right

[@lordfrog7549]

"How the fuck did i land here" -LordFrog

[@DeiDrei]

"I'LL BE BACK SOON, REAL SOON" i am fucking excited

[@avesoe]

WWOOOOOO

[@benmillion1660]

I hope he comes back

[@svenyes4078]

When did he say this?

[@avesoe]

@@svenyes4078 I’ve just seen clips from twt so far but either in a Mizkif video or stream.

[@svenyes4078]

@@avesoe I am excited

[@kakuja3911]

They weren't kidding when people said "2021 is gonna be fucked"

[@call_me_blue]

:(

[@twosad5427]

OMG *CARSON* COMMENTED ON MY RECENT VIDEOO ❤😁🔥💫

[@massivemansam]

@@twosad5427 bro stfu. No he didnt

[@lostcosmickat1244]

@InternetDrama13 Alt1 He's not innocent if he admitted it don't react so blindly.

[@theliftyshow]

im dead 💀💀💀💀💀

[@protectyourvirginity5509]

I would like to point out to everyone that the callmecarson discord and subreddit have been deleted

[@svtminghao]

it's already going down, well mate, it was good while it lasted, carson was my idol, it's disappointing seeing him like this.

[@Sandman3]

Well, looks like the world is beginning its transformation

[@saxondespens7271]

That's not enough ammo

[@SpacenoidCentral]

You're gonna need more.

[@d0llst4r]

Holy shit really?

[@Berd]

didnt make the list.. smh

[@hierophantgreen9715]

***5 SECONDS AGO***

[@coolerfreezie]

fancy seeing you here berd

[@harrasika]

Poop sock :(

[@braydenjustice9384]

:(

[@JOwaky]

F

[@soonaray3905]

i can't believe how everyone dumped Carson even his friends, that just hurts man I hope he is ok

[@Liam_105_]

He recently tweeted, hope he's gonna lern from his mistakes and is gonna come back.

[@memedaddy134]

@@Liam_105_ what fucking mistakes. He literally did nothing wrong there’s nothing to learn from but not to trust his own fucking friends.

[@mhm6309]

@@Liam_105_ mistakes? What mistakes?

[@flaneIIe]

i heard that he sent stuff on discord or another social media about eggplants and peaches if you know what they are supposed to be you'll understand also carson mightve groomed a younger kid? idk

[@t10t40]

@@flaneIIe Wasn’t the person like 17? I’m not sure but if the person Carson was talking to was 17, it shouldn’t of been a big problem. Carson was 19 when he was caught, so there’s only a 2 year age gap. It’s still kind of wrong, but people shouldn’t of shit talked him as much as they did.

[@venade9997]

"Oh look! Carson is trending on Twitter,What kind of joke did he- *oh.*

[@TheBest-ef9gj]

He was playing mega man zx with Damn. Nice pfp venade

[@tatogreen]

@InternetDrama13 Alt1 no

[@sassberrysnap]

@Sariana Carter their "shanell"

[@sassberrysnap]

@InternetDrama13 Alt1 SDKJSJDK WHAT

[@3thalluing339]

@@sassberrysnap LMAO

[@jaqish9282]

“They called him Carson”

[@phoneticsoup1701]

"And it was good"

[@flashbang684]

"For a time he was making everyone laugh and he was told to be the next big thing. But something was wrong everyone could feel it but they just ... didn't know what."

[@mayamatthews6611]

"Then the incident. Its happened many times before, and all just as unexpectedly, it wasnt the difference in age, well not all the way, but it was"

[@Bleeblooplu]

"And the friends by his side, watching him become something unthinkable... No one wanting to admit that their buddy, their pal, was going down the wrong path, but before anyone could say anything.. It was too late."

[@gummaster5258]

XD

[@Bro3256]

14:45 glad you all liked my Dunkaccino

[@hey_this_is_a_handle]

Dunkachinno

[@jubbybrab]

Omg you’re the dunkachini

[@alecblair11]

@niosonwii thanks! I won’t.

[@acearachnid]

Your a dope speed runner lol

[@WarSaw3653]

@niosonwii duck roll

[@SatireDepartment]

I’ve stayed subbed even after all that drama. Hope he’s doing better still and I hope to see more from this channel.

[@alexmurphyhughes7973]

He made a new video

[@SatireDepartment]

@@alexmurphyhughes7973 I know.

[@Crimsrn]

@@SatireDepartment he said in his sep 1st stream he would but not as much so good news

[@SatireDepartment]

@@Crimsrn cool

[@daarins]

it wasnt just "drama" it shouldve been illegal

[@ProGamerDudepgd]

not even a week in to 2021....

[@rangi.marsden8585]

@Random Account hey wassup nigga

[@lavatacoburrito9410]

Greetings my fellow n-words

[@acend8626]

O

[@rangi.marsden8585]

@@lavatacoburrito9410 its coll bro i give you a pass

[@kasencrubaugh9189]

Innocent until proven guilty

[@mexiken7628]

"Let me guess, your home?" "It was..." "And it was beautiful..."

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

Bro, just remember you're defending a guy who used his popularity to seduce minors. I loved him too, but sorry, that's beyond fucked up for so many reasons. Choose who you defend better

[@maggiedeering9854]

@@carsonapplebaum2266 they aren’t defending him they r saying that they used to think he a good person and when they found out what he did they left

[@mexiken7628]

@@maggiedeering9854 Exactly thank you for clarifying that

[@maggiedeering9854]

@@mexiken7628 no problem man I just didn’t want u to get hate for no reason

[@nugget4592]

@@maggiedeering9854 damn this stuff got wholesome

[@SlapChopMyShamWow]

I love that everyone just assumes every room with a drop ceiling is in a school lmao

[@PajamaOperator]

your name really takes me back haha

[@gooble2761]

Everybody knows the angry video game nerd films in his old highschool

[@Bibbers]

Gotta cut corners on school budget costs wherever you can.

[@FrostMan678]

Where else it will be

[@rangerrick5660]

The scary part was they were right

[@watermelon714]

Welcome back king, we missed you.

[@ziopqwop1416]

This the bad ending of Fourteen beers at chili’s

[@jadingle]

My God

[@schlompus1563]

This, is a bucket.

[@adamuwu8128]

No the bad ending is you dont defeat the ninjas.

[@peanutbeanut767]

@@adamuwu8128 this is the secret ending then 😳

[@aaronlycan6595]

@@schlompus1563 Dear god...

[@juiceboxe6539]

This was the bad ending for 14 beers at chillis.

[@coltonberreth9009]

He didn’t beat the ninjas

[@julianfuller6148]

@@coltonberreth9009 instead he beat the kids

[@Stealth_Element]

I'm trying to decide whether that's too soon or not. I think you might have just gotten the right amount of time.

[@yutani5742]

@@Stealth_Element it’s never too soon. Mans was grooming underage fans. Period.

[@trxvesty2018]

Stolen

[@ShyShyTAS]

I love their genuine fear when they opened up the Lucky Star bath scene where naked Konata is mimicing a Japanese shampoo commercial.

[@deadaccount2968]

Which is a shame because that bit is actually pretty funny.

[@c.walters1270]

@@deadaccount2968 its an anime. how funny can it logically get.

[@newttonium]

@@c.walters1270 what

[@filipovixx]

@@c.walters1270 a minimum of 42069x funnier then you

[@jnn3025]

i can get why they should be anyways lmao isnt she underaged or some sht

[@HutchHere]

Can we all stop arguing and talk about how funny this video was?

[@56fennix]

Imo it wasn't

[@eggo-on-a-stick9723]

@@56fennix cry about it

[@tysopiccaso8711]

@@eggo-on-a-stick9723 imagine getting this angry over someone disliking your favorite youtuber, you are the definition of a toxic fan 🤡

[@eggo-on-a-stick9723]

@@tysopiccaso8711 I made a joke wdym toxic lol 🤡

[@tysopiccaso8711]

@@eggo-on-a-stick9723 ah yes, telling someone to "cry about" it is a very commonly used joke, its not like the only use for it is an insult or anything

[@denchikslezshy]

"You wanna play funny sticks Ted? We can play funny sticks" - Those words echoed in the world of youtube for the rest of time

[@mightyeagle2817]

I cried upon reading this

[@batrachosaurus]

Вери тру...

[@bignell322]

he played with his funny stick while thinking of minors..

[@shtrausberg1597]

@@bignell322 though she is adult.

[@joleewright6674]

@@bignell322 dude hes not a pedo there 2 years apart

[@outspokenasshole]

Welp it happened. The bad ending of 14 beers at chili’s...

[@ulpla1210]

I hate that I laughed

[@smoochum9960]

He didn't beat the ninjas. The ninjas beat him.

[@kattny]

@@smoochum9960 we are the ninjas

[@sspark2686]

Damnit, he lost to the ninjas...

[@jaxscosmictf2289]

The ninjas murder his career

[@NitroiF]

Pain... Agony even...

[@epicminecraftgamer4206]

Yes

[@KiffChatterleyTheSquirrel]

Yeah

[@rl8393]

Yeah

[@squaks6989]

Ya

[@Lukas-dg4gj]

Shut up eggcell

[@elizabethmoore2755]

Honestly, I don't give 2 shits about the drama. I miss him

[@erlendgraabrk4340]

I need devian art 3 NOW!!

[@cowradishh8220]

It’s probably all cringe dream stans

[@Swaxo]

@@cowradishh8220 yes and just any other cringe fanbase on twitter like kpoop stans and keyboard warriors

[@Kia_Soulless]

@@Swaxo yeah

[@The_DevTato]

This feels like revisiting Blockbuster in 2021.

[@dianapuentes9213]

Bro...

[@dustindunkley5349]

It does tbf

[@crisismoon880]

Iv actually been to a Blockbuster in Forth Wort, it smell nice inside

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

This shit happened a month ago 🤦‍♂️. Stop acting like a redditard.

[@TeemoQuinton]

what happen?

[@sol241]

Callmecarson just had an IRL discord server admin moment

[@TheMFNecromancer2409]

I got banned on his discord for no reason what happened?

[@rainbearyy]

@@TheMFNecromancer2409 same

[@pand3sal]

@@TheMFNecromancer2409 server and subreddit got deleted after everything that took place

[@KiegKillsReality]

@@pand3sal Christ! Deleted?? Woah. That was quick.

[@liandrogonzalez2210]

Bro she was 17 he was 19 and people act like he’s Jeff Epstein

[@shakewell42]

I can’t believe The Official Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Channel made it into another CallmeCarson video!

[@filmmaekrstudios]

And he did math!!!

[@saketnaik1]

@@filmmaekrstudios and he did

[@lowfidelityrice3843]

He did the math, and that's amazing.

[@sceletun3061]

Me too

[@shuggle8188]

Yes!

[@bigguy6570]

I miss them

[@gremmii3842]

The fact that i havent seen an actual "hate" comments and just alot of people dissapointed really shows

[@nxtvli]

i can't tell why they're disappointed i'm more disappointed that she is equally accountable for it

[@myya4253]

@@nxtvli shes not. he took advantage of the fact that she was a fan of him. you dont know the whole story, he could have manipulated her. he literally committed a crime.

[@Zealox]

@@myya4253 what crime?

[@fizzywiz17]

@@nxtvli How is she equally accountable of him personally asking for nudes from a minor and also sending his own nudes to said minor? That is down to his own fault and he himself has said he regretted doing it.

[@phi178]

@@myya4253 it's not. But understand this. Legally not in the wrong. (potentially) Morally very much not right.

[@ules5799]

The ASMR guy is lowkey really good at asmr while also being really entertaining

[@Camska427]

He has chosen you

[@notnowmom6865]

Oh yes

[@OneRadicalDreamer]

*cough* ASMR Power of Sound

[@Sceptile29]

Same with asmattr You got the classic 'you are a fridge' and also the fairly new 'you are the last pringle in the can'

[@Coconut_Prrson]

I really recommend Ephemerald Rift then. He has a video called "the whispering squash" and its very creepy

[@AnimeCleetus]

If Schlatt doesn’t have enough ammo, he can get some funny sticks

[@skeletonman1126]

He needs some apples!

[@SaulTeeNutz]

And more sticks

[@jimbabwe9377]

I havent watched the video yet im so confused

[@botoen7883]

Then he would be too dangerous

[@snandlmnc5578]

Or he could borrow some from Ted

[@NoorAliLegend]

The fact that people are calling him a “child predator” just because he was talking to someone that’s literally 2 years younger is just fucked up

[@mavrick5767]

Technically it was legal there is a law where if there in the same age range then its totally fine

[@YesHelloHi]

Edp

[@admiralorangebeard989]

I think it was technically only one year since the girl he talked with was having her 18th birthday in less than a month after the screenshots were taken

[@yourmidlifecrisis7062]

It's not about the age difference but the fact he used his power and fame to manipulate victims into sharing inappropriate stuff with him.

[@Spaget]

Man. It's not even the age gap bro it's the repeatedness, he was a dick to traves, while he was "Getting help" he kept doing it and betraying his friends man.

[@Geomaniac]

“Wanna play funny sticks?” *famous last words*

[@slavaukraini1811]

What does it mean?

[@OogaBooga-wz6um]

@@slavaukraini1811 Wanna play funny sticks?

[@MikasMeme]

@@slavaukraini1811 it's a inside joke for c u l t u r e d people

[@harpsealgaming11-hypixelan93]

Carson played funny sticks too much, that’s why he isn’t uploading

[@MikasMeme]

@@harpsealgaming11-hypixelan93 yeah a funny stick hit him in the brain

[@MineBro56]

I can't stop laughing at Carson's genuine fear of Konata

[@Mittenssan]

She's too powerful

[@shaggy6516]

*you know its name?*

[@kaylynno_kae7919]

*cough* Lucky Star *cough*

[@rpg_neko1815]

@@shaggy6516 she’s from a very classic anime called Lucky Star. It’s a highschool comedy, I guess? The anime girl is 18, but Carson’s fear of her is understandable because in his view, she looks like a boarder line child who’s naked in a tub (which isn’t half wrong xD)

[@Mr_Original]

Every time it goes on an ad, I have to look at that terrifying face staring into my soul...

[@BestCatWizard]

But if you close your eyes, does it feel like nothing changed at all.

[@Yata_qVB]

haha i just came from there

[@sellmerats]

Thank you Kira Very Cool!

[@r0bst3rV]

Is that a.... nvm I don't feel like saying it anymore :(

[@fenncyer3870]

@Mathew Malagar sadly bites the dust can only go one hour back 😔

[@sebolidan5476]

I just feel bad for him

[@halfi593]

Watching this video is like watching your marriage recordings after the divorce.

[@legitlanius5564]

"you wanna play funny sticks?" *sun sets, curtains begin to roll over*

[@crunchy_crop]

This is actually really sad

[@JTmaxx]

Ohm it's a setup, it's a setup, it's a setup.

[@ClovisPictures]

@@JTmaxx There's a traitor, there's a mole

[@snakeeatingapringle0]

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

[@PastramiMan]

Funny skicks is a lot funner with more people

[@begimorst4144]

I feel like I have seven days left to live after seeing "Anime Girls Are Real".

[@Meta787]

I looked it up. They're terrifying. But the issue arose when I saw some that looked accurate. Upon more research American men adopted the idea, in japan its 100% women and mostly for kids shows

[@cocknballer]

Those things are real nightmare fuel

[@qwiiq9082]

How humanity went extinct

[@thegooobley1993]

The end times are coming

[@JOE-sx2oe]

you are into normal shows? wanna get into anime? You are scared of the anime big eyes? THEN TRY WATCHING OUR SHOW: ANIME GIRLS ARE REAL! WHERE YOU CAN SLOWLY START ADAPTING TO ANIME TROPES LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS, PINK HAIR, BIG EYES, AND PERFECT SKIN!

[@pao8516]

The fact that he tweted "Wait until you see how bad 2021 will be" couple days ago is what makes everything beter

[@nothintoreadhere6168]

That tweet aged like wine tbh

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

Or worse.

[@mr.s1d590]

*worse

[@elferson]

@@mr.s1d590 nah never liked carson so its better lool

[@jevs1555]

@@nothintoreadhere6168 it aged like milk. Fixed that sentence

[@illegaltaxidermytrader]

Carson is back now we can play funny sticks

[@JRAnimationStudios]

I love how carson pretends that the Dwayne channel isn't him

[@boomblade1019]

It’s not wdym

[@elementgamez8171]

It’s not run by him, it’s run by Dwayne “the rock” Johnson

[@elgenerico5453]

Cant you read? It's the *OFFICIAL* Dwayne "the rock" Johnson KZbin channel.

[@aliengirl7098]

It’s ran by the rock wym g

[@jodiiiiii]

no one like its 69

[@XX_fortnite_balls_XX]

Achievement earned: The bad ending of 14 beers at chilis

[@BracMcBacon]

He didn't beat the ninjas....

[@AychSkwaird]

funniest comment i've seen so far

[@izo7813]

A classic

[@justbenny4200]

LMAO PLEASE

[@benmillion1660]

The ninjas killed him nooooo

[@suedetree970]

"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave" - Skipper

[@itshermit5749]

:(

[@hyp3gameryo]

😂😭😭

[@teresitaledesma799]

Noted

[@golddigginboi2187]

Get rekt carson, p3dos Don't deserve rights

[@alexperris2029]

@@golddigginboi2187u big knobend

[@myguylookinfresh6762]

i miss this. the old group just worked

[@vesperowl3626]

Ikr? The new one doesn't hit the same at all...

[@worldsurfer101]

@@vesperowl3626they are sub par at best in stringing bits together. With the old group shit would flow effortlessly and was funny as hell. It’s just forced funny noises and phrases until someone laughs. Rinse and repeat. It’s lost its soul

[@DanMan]

uh oh

[@anthonyshurud7827]

Bruh moment

[@pizzastock111]

B

[@emilioguerrero2736]

Lol

[@MattF]

indeed

[@iwannabeawitch]

oooo hello

[@wattson8650]

“Wanna play with those funny sticks” Top ten Quotes stated moments before disaster

[@TheBest-ef9gj]

Top ten most ironic moments before disaster

[@Titan_A]

Lmao

[@tanvvir8996]

@toast no problem friend. This is a pretty strange/interesting situation that other generations (like our parents) haven’t dealt with.

[@craigtucker6537]

Stand with Carson. She is just seek attention.

[@K17okia]

@toast I agree and I was.. just shocked.. I also feel awfully bad for his close friends but I don’t know how to feel.

[@assaulttoad]

“Wait till you see how bad 2021 can be” 😳

[@layneledoux7005]

And we just started :(

[@kevincrosby5454]

That didn’t age well

[@twosad5427]

OMG *CARSON* COMMENTED ON MY RECENT VIDEOO ❤😁🔥💫

[@KamiTenchi]

@Brandon Me neither. Its just a comment.

[@camstileprogram]

@InternetDrama13 Alt1 well.........

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

If it’s true that it was a difference of literally just 2 years between them, then why was it this serious and cause all this chaos?

[@BiZ_z]

Im a fan of carson and this is what i think turned it serious because 1. One is still a minor even though its only a two year difference and 2. It’s believed that carson used his fame to basically bride the girl to exchange messages with him. I dont know how true this is but this is what i think happened. Btw im not defending or attacking him this is just what i heard

[@big_fat_nuts123]

@@BiZ_z naw he didn't use his fame to exploit the girl, and even if he really did i don't see why twitter girls aren't attacking pewdiepie for dating marzia, who was a fan

[@BiZ_z]

Thats what i never got, why can’t celebrities date fans without get hate

[@thecrusader2784]

@@BiZ_z She wasn't a minor, it was a 2 year age gap, and Romeo and Juliett laws exist.

[@BiZ_z]

@@thecrusader2784 yes i know, trust me i like carson, i was just saying that people that want him to be cancelled call her a minor because technically under law she is. Like i said all of that im saying could be 100% wrong

[@kuroket]

"You wanna play funny sticks?" *Top Ten Sentences Spoken Before Disaster Struck*

[@nameuser1273]

Nah, the last sentence he said on youtube before disaster struck was "9 million IQ Among Us plays!"

[@lilfilmami]

he played funny sticks with the wrong person

[@johangd511]

@@lilfilmami yeah the game took him to court

[@RukoDamo]

Thousandth like

[@Pug6969funney]

they played funny sticks alright

[@tracedangelo5115]

His last public words were really “funny sticks”

[@hilariousandoriginal6724]

Hilarious and Original....

[@SyndicatedOcto]

That we have heard of

[@Delirium007]

He actually has earlier video on his livestream channel

[@StarlyteGaming]

@@mcdasnice6239 i hope this is satire because that isn't even remotely true

[@StarlyteGaming]

@@mcdasnice6239 i understood that it was a joke, I was just saying I hope it was one. There are too many people genuinely misinformed, I didn't want anyone to see this and thing it was true or something

[@cw_edits]

“You wanna play funny sticks Ted? We can play funny sticks” *Last seen online 7 years ago*

[@_1Day._]

😔

[@Imag_ine]

"But if you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all "

[@hayden-tz6gd]

Man. Klay world gives me nostalgia lol.

[@craigtucker6537]

Stand with Carson. She is just seek attention.

[@cw_edits]

I don’t know man..

[@psjdosjsjsj1081]

We can play funny sticks.

[@praisetheleo]

This is the bad ending to 14 Beers at Chili's

[@rickmanalwayss]

Underrated comment

[@MVSano]

he didn't defeat the ninja's...

[@anote856]

man....

[@tbrennan3506]

I am the 420th like Iam GOD

[@baguetteman6873]

Why did this make me both laugh and extremely sad?!

[@pizzahut5308]

The internet: “I can’t believe a youtuber had relations with someone two years younger than his age! That’s unforgivable! I can’t think of anything worse” EDP445: “hold my beer”

[@CallMeJuuls]

Hold his cupcake you mean

[@pizzahut5308]

@@CallMeJuuls true lmao

[@pizzahut5308]

@SortedOrc The Dork a sad lonely depraved individual

[@JohnFartblast]

@SortedOrc The Dork chunky man

[@corvo1776]

Carson looks like a saint after EDP

[@finnshelton7367]

I don’t think I wanna play funny sticks anymore...

[@ham1847]

ITS ALWAYS TIME FOR FUNNY STICKS

[@lastlifejumbo]

@@ham1847 Not this time though..

[@LizordSword]

WHY NO FUNNY STICKS

[@cupoflean8697]

@Parker Family oh no

[@madhed7376]

@@ham1847 can you help, how do you get onto the callmecarson discord server?

[@notjessv4162]

12:22 -ted "kinda pwetty :3"

[@tobythecat7439]

But if you close your eyes, does it feel like nothing changed at all

[@knashboi3914]

But I'm gonna be an optimist about this

[@ultpeppega2366]

Hello warlock main.

[@AlfexYT]

I am also from the meme

[@fruitxyikes260]

@@ultpeppega2366 ew warlocks

[@twistybliss6589]

I wish😔

[@asbestosfish_]

Nothing on r/deepintoyoutube is as existentially horrifying as Carson’s discord Profile Picture.

[@checcmac8693]

Is the profile picture -infinite bobux

[@MissedThe3]

You got a heart from him

[@nithitos2681]

wow

[@Palomar23]

Wowo a heart

[@PLK123]

cardad approval

[@ZearthPlayz]

before: they call me carson after: they called me carson

[@abromk1997]

What do they call him now

[@coffindropped]

@@abromk1997 we call him “CallMeBehindBarson” now, Gyro Zeppeli.

[@hailduggee7320]

@@abromk1997 CallMeCarcerated

[@leemavundla]

They called me call me carson

[@centaurtale]

this hurts

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i came back to this video after i got confused after someone said carson panicked over miku in the shower

[@waterdrinker7958]

It is entirely possible that Carson’s last words for this channel are “funny sticks” Edit: It brings me great pleasure to confirm that “funny sticks” will, in fact, not be Carson’s last words on this channel; I look forward the new content that Carson will be posting.

[@martelo589]

the best choice of words ever

[@lorenzogabrielcabellon1569]

Quite ironic lmao

[@andy8808]

Why

[@completelyhelpless3962]

@@lorenzogabrielcabellon1569 what about that is ironic though

[@Kirboru]

@@completelyhelpless3962 yeah what gives?

[@gpcollao]

Last words on this channel: “we can play funny sticks.”

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

he played funny sticks with children

[@briansmit4697]

@@stefanandrejevic2570 It’s a 2 year difference

[@sam4gaming135]

@Pedro Luiz though it's mostly just stupid than desgusting

[@henrythompson3709]

@Pedro Luiz ah yes, illigal

[@briansmit4697]

@Pedro Luiz no it’s not , it’s a 2 year difference people just be mad cause he’s a successful KZbinr

[@alkrolyd]

Then: CallmeCarson Now: CalledmeCarson

[@richwoodno1251]

I miss him

[@Vickcelmare]

CallmeCanceled

[@coolbeans1021]

callmeincracreated

[@thelampwithnoshade8358]

CallmeIncarcerated

[@negotiatorbingus2613]

Ye

[@stario1235]

simpler times

[@15yearswasted54]

The fact that "funny sticks" is the last thing Carson ever said on his channel is depressing. he's back boys

[@M4TH31SM]

💀 lmaoo

[@freezheatrepeat8688]

@@M4TH31SM apologies but we are greifing dont 'lmaoo'

[@M4TH31SM]

@@freezheatrepeat8688 okay sorry 😶 sometimes I just type without thinking about it-

[@d3marte]

@@freezheatrepeat8688 lmaooo

[@Jack-zd3vr]

@@freezheatrepeat8688 why would you grief about a predator

[@ToastedShoes]

i wanna play funny sticks

[@justnab409]

Nah

[@sepitocreycrey6564]

*stab*

[@bigshot7504]

Don't forget the apples

[@lips.4354]

Haha my comment got more likes then you nerd

[@discordmemes1231]

me to

[@shellnut]

i just want an official statement, this radio silence is killing me

[@reee3938]

@JV lmao

[@notthecat9719]

@JVgetting access to twitter in prison should be a punishment and not a privilege tbh

[@waspoppin4784]

@@notthecat9719 true

[@alexanderjones84]

Im getting deja vu cough pyrocynical cough

[@rhysdafoe2267]

@JV at the time of the incident he was 19 and she was 17,only a year between. This is not uncommon that a teenage couple have a year difference. Although he is a not pedo it’s still a federal crime to send inappropriate photos to ANYBODY who is under that age of 18.

[@doctorpoop1446]

Don’t listen to the twitter kids

[@doctorpoop1446]

LETS FUCKIMG GOOOO

[@mackenzy.mp4]

The ASMR guy really just living his best life tho like it was probably really fun to make that video

[@mcgrey_]

ASMR Power of Sound is really the best ASMR channel that is out there. He takes it really seriously in his videos and has an amazing voice and always tells a little story. He really puts his heart in it

[@mackenzy.mp4]

@@mcgrey_ Personally I love GentleWhispering (aka Maria) because she’s like the og of ASMR pretty much😂

[@angelvu]

@@mackenzy.mp4 I like boyoung because she has a cute relaxing voice and does ear cleaning really well ❤️

[@Sodium-Chloride]

@@angelvu but is she able to cover all 4 sectors and have enough ammo

[@SlyHikari03]

@@mackenzy.mp4 my favorite artists are Heather feather, latte, ppomo, Melody, Suna, Rappeler, Hatomugi,fairy char, Miniyu and Gibi, Those are the ones that standout Imo.

[@fvg]

The last thing he ever said was "we could play funny sticks"

[@Darrylboio]

Sad to see him suddenly fade away These videos still entertain me but it just Saddens me that carson is gone I hope carson returns

[@RhettMueller864]

I don’t think Carson should be canceled for his entire career for this it should just be like a 6 month cancellation

[@sharpstealz858]

@@RhettMueller864 Cancelling is a joke on its own, some people just ignore it, like schlatt, cuz its only a twitter thing. Carson was wrong in this situation, but I also dont think he deserves to get that much hate when these things happen often and everyone just ignores it. The more you are popular, the more sensitibe people become around you.

[@Tom-id7zr]

Yeah

[@Amongusbaka73927]

Hi

[@paulmcpoopiface1389]

“You wanna play funny sticks” Those were the last words said by Carson before his inevitable fate

[@craigtucker6537]

Stand with Carson. She is just seek attention to ruin his career. Think about all those times Carson made us dye laughing

[@QuincyDawg]

@@craigtucker6537 no carson admitted it to the lunchclub members and sliumescile already reported this to authorities

[@beeasaur7777]

@@craigtucker6537 Lol no Carson admitted to it he told lunch club and some other youtube friends and sliumescile reported it to the po-po so she isn't making it up I wish that was true but it just isn't and you have to face the fact that he committed a felony and no one is looking to seek the attention they just said the facts if you want to know what happened then look at some youtube videos about it

[@iiep4uk604]

@@craigtucker6537 Carson isn't a pedophile because of the age gap, but he does own child pron.

[@Kalel6107]

@@craigtucker6537 even if they were 17 and there is a 2 year age gap it’s still illegal

[@kirxa8588]

I’m glad Carson’s back and doing well now, visiting his old videos feels like a walk down memory lane man.